I made Elden Ring foods in real life (and ate them)

Making Elden Ring food irl and eating them!
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[@polo5760]

Bro really made the flask a Gfuel AD 💀

[@ゼロシン]

LMSH, it may be kind off topic are what do you think of this theory of mine involving your iconic nemesis ? finlay betrayed Malenia upon taking her to the haligtree after jerren started making highly innacurate fanart of her and malenia and sending it to everyone in the lands between so as to destroy malenias image. That was not before finlay was borrowing mohgs ass cheeks and rannis hair strand to do a roast battle with bernhal, vagram, Gideon, Alexander alongside ansbach, varre, lannseax until midra was paid by patches to transform into a frenzy powered armored core. To witness the destruction, patches invited master Wilhelm, Sekiro to try out the device but Sekiro died of shock and wilheim t posed, ascending into the skies and meeting goldmask After the battle of aeonia, castellan of redmane castle jerren swore revenge against Malenia for driving his master Radahn insane. The heavily injured Jerren who was about to pass out watched as finlay carried Malenia out of caelid, cursing them but was helpless given finlay was ranni extremely fast. However He had a plan to destroy malenias image. He paid his former enemy Seluvis. The plan was to have Seluvis, a master of lore inaccurate fanartd draw highly lore.. inaccurate fanart of malenia and finlay which would make Malenia seem like a massive piece of shit that is only good for reproduction. Also the fanart would depict vleanrot knights looking human which is something miquella has denied since the formation of the haligtree. To depict finlay a cleanort knight looking human would just give the message that miquella is a liar and his age is a scam. Jerren hired patcehs to introduce tech so jerren could cancel Malenia online. Finlay on the way to the haligtree was kicked by patches who promised 100000000 runes to participate in a roast tournament. Finlay was loyal to Malenia but money was more important to her. Finlay with 100000000 Trina lilies from patches gave them to the unconscious Malenia to make her stay unconscious for 24h. Finlay to do the roast battle proceeded to borrow mohgs ass cheeks which mog regenerated and rannis hair which she used to make a machine gun with some of malenias skin(numen skin can graft stuff). The roast battle involved bernhal, vagram, Gideon, Alexander alongside ansbach varre, lannseax. Finlay won it after 13 hours. Patches reveals the entire roast tournament is a scam and he won't be rewarding the winner. Patches pays midra to transform onto a frenzy powered armoured core Which he uses to destroy all of limgrave. This happened because Jerren paid patches 3478494 trillion runes. Patches had Wilhelm and Sekiro shows up to try out the device and witness the destruction. Sekiro was the shocked to death by a lighting which struck him. Master Wilhelm used mods to ascend into the skies but he met goldmask and they both t posed. Patches within 4 hours distributed technology and internet to the entire lands between. Finlay returned Malenia to the haligtree. By the time she returned she realised that everyone had a lore innacurate view of her and malenia. Thinking Malenia was behind this (finlay is dumb) finlay killed malenia but not before gwyndolin shot her to death using a missile launcher. Bernhal who had used the zip glitch and ended up in the haligtree questioned why gwyndolin is here if Aldrich ate him in DS3. Patches explains that time is convoluted in the lands between. MichAl zaki shows up and beats patches to death. Patches is not surprised given the entire situation was caused by his timeline alterations. Patches lets Michael kills him. Michael undoes the events of this entire parody and patches awakes in murkwater cave in the present like nothing happened. many years ago, finlay took Malenia to the haligtree. Patches time travelled and showed up and claimed that malenia made lore.innacurate fanart of malenia and finlay. This angered finlay who decided to betray malenia. This time instead of killing Malena, malenia awoke as finlay stabbed jer she did not receive the large dosage Trina lilies who caused her to be unconscious for 24h in the erased events. Malenia killed finlay, Finlay's dying words saying that malenia will pay for that terrible faner and asked morgott to do something about it because she thought she paid morgott to protect her(she didn't she halluctanted it because she drank some of the godrick brand orange juice on the way to the haligtree). Malenia asked morgott to explain this and morgott asked hewg to do some spirit tuning on finlayz Turing finlay into a spirit summon. Please do share this theory, I want the entire fandom to hear this! Also you can find more theories on my community post!

[@Blackhart-7]

I respect the hustle and not to mention, it was funny 🤣

[@ipeefriely3034]

​@@ゼロシン This is eight hundred billion dollar experimental antimatter city-killer weapon based on theoretical principles and denied to exist by the government level lesbian erasure, I like it.

[@Fredrekin]

*Me Hearing “Shabriri Grape” in that list* 🤨

[@TheManDude]

Hyetta? Is that you?

[@Red_Boar]

Poor Hyetta 😢

[@evilsassypsyche11]

me seeing the video cover: DON'T EAT EYEBALLS!!!!

[@LuciusDidus]

"Made them in real life" STARTS WITH SHABRIRI GRAPES

[@MelinaFingermaiden]

Tarnished why waste time oh that looks good

[@TytanR3x]

Nom nom

[@sarahcrewe8396]

ok but hear me out: scorpion stew = crawfish stew (cajun style but with lots of tomatoes as a souring agent) raw meat dumpling = beef tartare or mettbrötchen

[@marcusdaimon5130]

3:44 I hate to nitpick, but that is clearly a squid...

[@sonicmid06]

Its canon, the tarnished drinks G Fuel

[@sandvich420]

Looks good and all, but now all we need the recipes.

[@frankzhang1246]

Tarnished drinking G-fuel is now offically part of the lore

[@Mandasai12]

Okay the ad was very clever ill give ya that

[@ZeruSilverX]

The prawns were really enough to make our mouths water. And the GFuel Flask seems really good to wash it down

[@BlackHei711]

Melina: You have become Elden Lord, what do you plan on doing now? LMSH: I'm going to start a cooking channel. Melina: ....

[@becdudette]

LMSH mukbang 🙏

[@bigsmokedefinitiveedition195]

Togethaaa we shall devour the gsupps.

[@Tilespawn]

Um actually raw meat dumpings are dropped by almost every giant jar enemy, but only once (the first time you kill them). so you have a limited number per playthrough.

[@LeMann777-vl7qd]

He ate them! And there he goes! First wormy, then squidward, Mr. Krabs, that monster has eaten three freinds too many!

[@dathannichols3595]

I appreciate that you didn't try to do anything extravagant. You did simple, and realistic and I love that!

[@NeuralPixel1997]

Love the Mario 64 music in the background. Fun video Klein. 🍖

[@elliboon]

bro makes a scorpion stew without scorpions and doesnt even eat it, disappointed, 0/10 video

[@CinnamonYar]

LMSH sink reveal?!

[@vsevolodpoddyh8191]

That "turltle neck" meal looks cute.

[@petrueshhka]

Video idea: Malenia comes to your room when you're asleep and solos your microphone so you have to get a better one. I'm sure that's what she would want.

[@supernova00500]

Considering that in some places people make Turtle soup or other dishes out of them, I can imagine there are places that sell turtle meat if you look hard enough, not sure if you have to find a Tortoise Ranch or something 🤣

[@mark-sj1cn]

could've been a fire cooking vid

[@roboknight0-0]

We go LMSH mukbang before gta 6 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[@edmarcamy]

*Seedbed Curse*

[@ow_lars8780]

Almost all Tarnished are addicted to boiled crab.

[@heideknight9122]

I wonder if scorpion stew is even legitimately edible.

[@hhowdy]

LMSH cooking me a meal with his katanas would be fire 🗿🔥

[@RocafellaPlaza]

*This is NOT a G-Fuel Advertisement*

[@Tancred85]

Awesome, very inventive and also wow - your cooking skills are very advanced as well :O

[@absolutezerokyukyokami2288]

Pretty creative I hope you eat Hardy

[@Wilhelmthewide]

I obviously have to comment since this was uploaded seconds ago. Sorry for not commenting anything related to the video

[@jeffprime4495]

The gfuel has tons of dangerous chemicals, just make your own smoothie :)

[@Danenc]

the raw meat dumpling could have been replaced by a steak tartare

[@shadowwolf5549]

He shoulda put the gfuel in a flask.

[@Jari_Kir]

Ooh, that looks really nice! LMSH is cooking fine today✨️

[@kingartimberly]

Let him cook. Delicious.

[@taka2689]

Now I am hungry😂 cookbook next?

[@lucassse]

Love this content!

[@jakabshaw4127]

This is so cool, do flowers next

[@йокулоки]

Your editing videos got cooler, now give us those ASMR eating

[@perforateur415]

How search motivation for clean inside house ? 🤔 Buff you with elden ring buff

[@Рахмаїл_Владислав]

Niiiice! Thank's a lot. It was interesting! 👍

[@BananaArm]

Yummers

[@jern75]

Monster meat I would guess is the main food.

[@iamsan-san8094]

Face Reveal!

[@ゼロシン]

No. LMSH you should see my community posts instead of a face reveal

[@bradyanderson1229]

Bro what the freak are your theories you are NOT cooking 😭😭

[@iamsan-san8094]

No. LMSH you should read my fanfics about you and malenia instead of a community poster

[@Cleanrot.spirit]

@@iamsan-san8094no. Because I bet u didn’t know that Elden ring characters were never canonical envisioned or modelled with human genitals in mind because Miyazaki knew if he did he would get Eldenring censored if he did so. So canonically elden ring character lack human like genitals. Given u didn’t know that ur fan fiction is lore innacurate

[@iamsan-san8094]

@@Cleanrot.spirit LOVE! KNOWS! NO! GENITALIA!

[@Shocker1141-iu8mw]

Great food, I wish I could get some rn.

[@FallenStarInU]

Looking good, can I mix vodka with the G Fuel?

[@vimvim9342]

Lowkey some of that looks yummy

[@Bring7heRuckus-zu6id]

6th Also using a cucumber in place of turtle neck meat almost counts. Almost.

[@SilvaFox]

I mean they are basically the same thing... if you squint really hard

[@waleedadel4561]

bro that's a squid not an octopus squid = tall head octopus = round head

[@TheThrongler9605]

Disappointed that he didn’t kill and eat some guy in his dumplings. I understand the raw part, but they ARE made of people

[@diegowoods]

GREAT VIDEO

[@bravo_vfx]

omg hiiiiiii

[@jeffreymonk7156]

now I'm hungry

[@Zanemob]

Elden Ring makes me hungry. Never had crab before but Boiled Crab looks worth killing for… Edit: Also we know what the flasks are. Erdtree Sap. Like the Blessed Dew Talisman.

[@absolutezerokyukyokami2288]

God I'm hungry 😅

[@ph4ntomms]

here to make my spot before its popular

[@IMAGINEmudeat]

I might have summoned you a few days ago while fighting consort Radha but you died at half way (if it was prob not)

[@noondlyt]

I was epicurious and was not disappointed 😁

[@thedirewolf7855]

Looks delicious

[@mark0183]

Let me eat it

[@2winks538]

2 AM video post huh

[@RealMasterOogway-svp]

LMSH!!!!

[@soyborne.bornmadeandundone1342]

At least cook those raw meat dumplings!

[@secyll5565]

Soooo, I‘d have expected you to eat a fish eye. Not gonna lie 😂 It’s the worst thing ever if these things pop in your mouth and the goo gushes everywhere… I‘ve heard…

[@vctr7524]

Love it

[@ゼロシン]

Y

[@zazmoment]

917 views in an hour is INSANE lmao

[@mushroomy9899]

eyebols 😍🤤🤤🤤

[@Mene0]

Cute video

[@bbluva21]

-2/10, changed almost every ingredient dramatically, what's the point Oh yeah, the sponsor read.

[@WILD__MANN]

I made my gf dress up as Ranni then 🌭💦

[@ControllerMongraal]

Noice

[@sreeshnelp]

[@heyguyslolGAMING]

FYI, those aren't grapes, they're Testicals, lol...

[@CML-oo5zl]

First

[@Cleanrot.spirit]

Y

[@xVolltszx]

First