I Made Germany Even Worse...

[@DiscardPixel]

Germany, but with balkan vibes

[@redjarvis]

Gerbia

[@xyiroo]

@@redjarvis gaybia

[@thetatn1113]

Balkan characteristics

[@The1truesigma]

Next Hoi4 video when?

[@sashabraus9422]

ACTUALLY TOMMY, actually the kaiser actually did wonders for germany. He invented the Panzer and waffles, the only two items that made Germany a world power back in 1456.

[@lollo_C]

Yeah

[@KangarooDude69]

🤓

[@AMooseAteIt]

@@KangarooDude69 no one asked for a face reveal

[@knighthunter1791]

@@KangarooDude69 you might be new to KZbin, we don't do face reveals here.

[@red-vg2ds]

@@KangarooDude69 emojis bad >:(

[@VolkovAnarchy]

“For Once, I am ashamed to be a German,” came from the real quote during WWII, as as the old Kaiser was spectating Adolf Hitler’s Leadership

[@howitzer4041]

Common Kaiser W

[@miniaturejayhawk8702]

Unlike the kaiser, hitler did bring some kind of success to germany even if it was short lived. He died with with his empire but some of his accomplishments still live to this day and have brought germany prosperity (like volkswagen). Wilhelm was simply a spoiled and incompetent brat who was salty about the fact that he wasnt the one who defeated france but instead one of his former no-name soldiers who merely managed to become a corporal.

[@poyloos4834]

@@miniaturejayhawk8702 I’ve actually come to an understanding. Hitler was a psychopathic genocidal maniac who brought only death and destruction to the whole world, and should only be remembered as such. He also happened to do wonders to the German economy pre-ww2, and if he wasn’t insane, and his expansion was actually just about german unification, Germany could have ended up with Austria, Sudetenland and maybe even Danzig (through heavy heavy diplomacy, I don’t think it’d be impossible) today. Germany could have been twice the size it is today, with a much better industrial base, without spilling a drop of blood if only Hitler wasn’t Hitler.

[@thegreatestoctopus9739]

@@miniaturejayhawk8702 the kaiser made Germany's navy super powerful and made germany's economy super large, what did Hitler bring? racism and the divide into two nation for over 40 years, he brought a lot to Germany

[@lars9925]

@@miniaturejayhawk8702 Hitler brought nothing but misery to Germany. We owe it to the mercy of the Allies, especially the USA, that we still have our own sovereign state after WW2 which he caused. Wilhelm 2 wasn't a particularly good Emperor but he also wasn't that bad either, to be very clear here: He wasn't even the one truly in power after WW1 started.

[@zk204]

Nobody tell tommy about Pervitin in WW2. If he is amazed about the meth focus imagine when he find out it actually happened in the German army in ww2.

[@shcoco4032]

Panzerschokolade type feels

[@vin55100]

The only man to have first climbed two 8000 meter mountains an austrain used it too on his first solo ascent 40 hours he took with no sleep alone in a deadly environment, he is a mountaineer legend.

[@gavinstarke1184]

Lol, what til he finds out Hitler was being injected with rat poison near the last 6 months of the war.

[@TommyKay]

who

[@vin55100]

@@TommyKay Hermann Buhl

[@donpollo3154]

This is the closest Tommy is gonna get to playing stellaris

[@TommyKay]

Seriously, don't watch this if you're a German...

[@dorartdemiri2260]

I think i will

[@gabethememelord2077]

oh im freedom land so uh no germans here :]

[@SoltaireSeth]

Why is this comment posted 1hour before this video came out?

[@gabethememelord2077]

good question tbh

[@nein4013]

@@SoltaireSeth members of the channel can access the video early, so marconi can also comment early

[@S_1.q]

this man still uploads content after like 4 years mad respect for that

[@TommyKay]

old boomer man

[@octopusguy5648]

don't steal his channel, Romanian

[@aushshsushshsh5224]

Ludi, tis you?

[@acanthaceae7896]

@@octopusguy5648 as a romanian i feel so ofended that when is see on the street you better not blink otherwise i will steal even your underwear

[@ethanhaber8420]

i was gonna say i was getting major deja vu watching this

[@Vile07]

8:06 This happened because in game rules, there's a specific rule that is like "If syndicalists win civil war then union of brittain get's annexed by the UK to balance the odds.

[@drpolargaming]

Lets start a petition to Tommy to be some random country's leader and lets what happens..

[@Captain-Axeman]

Wouldn't be hard to mod actually, modding is somewhat easy in the game, only modded a few times, but wasn't very difficult.

[@33lost]

@@Captain-Axeman he probably means irl

[@redjarvis]

“Mr President there is a petition for a German KZbinr to replace you”

[@aurelian2641]

Pff KZbin nonsub plep you think he listens to you?

[@lollo_C]

@@33lost he means modding reality ain’t that difficult

[@cheese7781]

I choked on my water when I saw Jack Nicholson as the president of France

[@AncientReich]

Actually Tommy, actually the Kaiser actually 🤓

[@Furtnight]

7:20 Actually Tommy, Kaiser said that in response on Hitler. 🤓

[@beepbop6542]

Erm, he will never lead the German people into prosperity 🤓

[@helmutyann5305]

Dame Tommy is getting big and i love to see it i hope he will keep it up

[@TommyKay]

huuuuughg

[@SWlIRIY]

@@TommyKay bro u said it wrong it is auuughhh

[@jebuschristler9848]

@@TommyKay Do more videos showing your big muscular arms!!!1!1!11!!!!🥵

[@treylatic8451]

Actually tommy, you are right, the true Chad of Germany will always be Bismark.

[@rexor9652]

🤓🤡

[@jorgosgustavus3183]

@@rexor9652 nono he got a point

[@masseg6713]

Thommy glad to have you back. The bit you did after the quiz was genius.

[@TommyKay]

huh

[@CatholicWeeb]

The Kaiser Actually! (Proceeds to Rant about how good the Kaiser was even if I'm wrong)

[@TommyKay]

💀

[@fiks-c2r]

He should play the Technocratic State of America with Robert Oppenheimer now

[@adamkg6915]

"Maybe I should try to go to this forest here" - Some Austrian painter, 1940

[@TS-tc6cy]

Petition for Tommy and Markoni to have a FLEX OFF of dominance ON STREAM. 👇

[@TommyKay]

1 day

[@previdio5961]

Actually! the kaiser actually! 🤓

[@zakenkaz]

08:40 Mélenchon ?! 😳

[@admontblanc]

From what I've seen of Kaiserredux/Kaiserreich, once you take some weird alternative path, all sorts of weird stuff start happening in the other countries too.

[@DedicatedCaffeineUser]

The reason why the UK immediately came back after the German civil war ended is because there’s a default balance option in game options that brings them back

[@TommyKay]

💀

[@FreaksaurusRex]

Great editing by Markoni again!

[@dusantrifunovic2047]

🙍‍♂

[@chim6090]

Markoni censoring Tommy swearing, literally 1984

[@dusantrifunovic2047]

LITERALLY

[@ArturHedlund]

Many swedes are named after him. Letterly every single king before he even existed has had that name

[@b3n_w3lsh-74]

Bro made Germany into Bosnia 💀

[@staticsfs6823]

Wait until he turns the commintern into Serbia with meth

[@notoriousblt1038]

Bosnia isn’t real

[@filleroni8539]

@@Dishmanlol He is Bosnian

[@b3n_w3lsh-74]

@@Dishmanlol he's bosnian

[@thetatn1113]

@@Dishmanlol he’s Bosnian

[@federicodragonigarcia4951]

great video, the editing my markoni was dope

[@sylvananas7923]

8:49 Mélenchon footage in the background I'm 💀

[@RubberToeYT]

The editing as always is elite, keep it up

[@TommyKay]

eyooo

[@ProGremlinPlayer]

🤓🤓🤓uhm actually Tommy, the kaiser was good because According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way that a bee should be able to fly. Its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground. The bee, of course, flies anyway. Because bees don’t care what humans think is impossible.” SEQ. 75 - “INTRO TO BARRY” INT. BENSON HOUSE - DAY ANGLE ON: Sneakers on the ground. Camera PANS UP to reveal BARRY BENSON’S BEDROOM ANGLE ON: Barry’s hand flipping through different sweaters in his closet. BARRY Yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black, yellow black...oohh, black and yellow... ANGLE ON: Barry wearing the sweater he picked, looking in the mirror. BARRY (CONT’D) Yeah, let’s shake it up a little. He picks the black and yellow one. He then goes to the sink, takes the top off a CONTAINER OF HONEY, and puts some honey into his hair. He squirts some in his mouth and gargles. Then he takes the lid off the bottle, and rolls some on like deodorant. CUT TO: INT. BENSON HOUSE KITCHEN - CONTINUOUS Barry’s mother, JANET BENSON, yells up at Barry. JANET BENSON Barry, breakfast is ready! CUT TO: "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 1. INT. BARRY’S ROOM - CONTINUOUS BARRY Coming! SFX: Phone RINGING. Barry’s antennae vibrate as they RING like a phone. Barry’s hands are wet. He looks around for a towel. BARRY (CONT’D) Hang on a second! He wipes his hands on his sweater, and pulls his antennae down to his ear and mouth. BARRY (CONT'D) Hello? His best friend, ADAM FLAYMAN, is on the other end. ADAM Barry? BARRY Adam? ADAM Can you believe this is happening? BARRY Can’t believe it. I’ll pick you up. Barry sticks his stinger in a sharpener. SFX: BUZZING AS HIS STINGER IS SHARPENED. He tests the sharpness with his finger. SFX: Bing. BARRY (CONT’D) Looking sharp. ANGLE ON: Barry hovering down the hall, sliding down the staircase bannister. Barry’s mother, JANET BENSON, is in the kitchen. JANET BENSON Barry, why don’t you use the stairs? Your father paid good money for those. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 2. BARRY Sorry, I’m excited. Barry’s father, MARTIN BENSON, ENTERS. He’s reading a NEWSPAPER with the HEADLINE, “Queen gives birth to thousandtuplets: Resting Comfortably.” MARTIN BENSON Here’s the graduate. We’re very proud of you, Son. And a perfect report card, all B’s. JANET BENSON (mushing Barry’s hair) Very proud. BARRY Ma! I’ve got a thing going here. Barry re-adjusts his hair, starts to leave. JANET BENSON You’ve got some lint on your fuzz. She picks it off. BARRY Ow, that’s me! MARTIN BENSON Wave to us. We’ll be in row 118,000. Barry zips off. BARRY Bye! JANET BENSON Barry, I told you, stop flying in the house! CUT TO: SEQ. 750 - DRIVING TO GRADUATION EXT. BEE SUBURB - MORNING A GARAGE DOOR OPENS. Barry drives out in his CAR. "Bee Movie" - JS REVISIONS 8/13/07 3. ANGLE ON: Barry’s friend, ADAM FLAYMAN, standing by the curb. He’s reading a NEWSPAPER with the HEADLINE: “Frisbee Hits Hive: Internet Down. Bee-stander: “I heard a sound, and next thing I knew...wham-o!.” Barry drives up, stops in front of Adam. Adam jumps in. BARRY Hey, Adam. ADAM Hey, Barry. (pointing at Barry’s hair) Is that fuzz gel? BARRY A little. It’s a special day. Finally graduating. ADAM I never thought I’d make it. BARRY Yeah, three days of grade school, three days of high school. ADAM Those were so awkward. BARRY Three days of college. I’m glad I took off one day in the middle and just hitchhiked around the hive.

[@125discipline2]

that quiz result was spot on

[@cratima21]

What's the link for the quiz?

[@gutocsgo2327]

Hey tommy iam a fan from brazil and i love your videos, one of my favorite countrys to play is kaiseredux socialis italy and put the legion in the power is a good one for world conquest because u get wargols in every one and can reform romam empire, i love your work keep doing people happy .

[@romain7846]

8:40 Seeing Mélenchon in the background has to be one of the greatest crossover of all time

[@ziggydo]

4:43 NOOO THE MEGACAMPAIGN

[@thecaveman6946]

tommy creating a capitalist dystopia “holy technocracy bro”

[@Doosteroni]

"will you try battlefleet gothic 2?" "No." bro... why tommy gotta do him like that

[@jinstronda2571]

This was a very fun video, i think the country lore this time was actually very cool, tnks markoni

[@TommyKay]

[@pjdelta4056]

I loved that Trudeau jab. Thank you.

[@andreialexandru8737]

Tommy when is the wedding ? Can we come ?

[@UnknownPerson-fh1hy]

Oh no not my healthcare

[@historyafficionado478]

This is how a MegaCorp is Formed before Stellaris starts.

[@matthewlowrey1581]

That Kaiser quote is irl when during fascist rule of Germany

[@leonsclsm]

Actually funny because his son, Crownprince Wilhelm III., was even part of the NSDAP and helped hitler rise to power .

[@ravgn]

tommy has gigachad abs

[@TommyKay]

[@JordanHh]

3:12 Okay mega based Tommy

[@sproxy1162]

Could Tommy next time use the expert ai mod if he wants some extra difficulty? As it gives bonuses to ai and it makes better decisions

[@mehmetsaygungumus3869]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/eF6vlWBrfLOXe8U

[@TommyKay]

theres 2 vids on it on the channel already

[@joaquinaizenberg]

This is now my favorite video

[@yankeesgaming1265]

twitch chat usually lies but, they were actually telling the truth about the king returning to the isle. u can find it in the game settings

[@yaaaay9742]

Sup I am the shizo who made that part of KX. Glad you enjoyed my shizo work mate.

[@bigguy3636]

1:10 1:55 2:20 3:05 4:20 6:00 6:45 8:00 11:00 12:10 17:35 18:08

[@Makama1712]

"We have to go with SPD to get the Megacorp" - It's actually such a hard fit for the SPD that it hurts.

[@TommyKay]

AAAAAAAAAA

[@andertate88]

WAIT WAIT WAIT THIS IS 2 MONTHS OLD

[@thepolishruler7787]

now i know why it took so long for the video to come out

[@filip36365]

The trudeau comment made me respect tommy even more than i already did 🤣

[@SuperAzoz99]

ACTUALLY DOMMY, when the Kaiser said he was ashamed to be german, it was when the Nazis took power and issued the laws against the Jews.

[@MisterTipp]

Actually Thomy, the Kaiser

[@jonathanfabela739]

Civilians of China: Run to the banks Chinese Government: Sends tanks

[@pioxels1213]

The outro got me, dö sächsischä dialäkt ischt ja äch äin sehr schönär.

[@jonathanbachman4929]

i am kaiser willheim and i’m offended

[@giuppoxs]

Tommy you should play Greece in Kaiserredux , it’s really fun

[@chadvonfulgrim]

ACUTALLY TOMMY ACTUALLY

[@breadbutcooler]

willhelm 1 and bismarck were pretty neat but willhelm 2 was a cuckold

[@ultraplayz785]

THERE IT IS! I FOUND ONE!!

[@breadbutcooler]

@@ultraplayz785 thanks for your input its very nice

[@Epelpaj]

Once again, amazing editing by Markoni

[@TommyKay]

noid htis time around

[@HeFromNorwayz]

accualy dommy, kaiser beat russia in ww1, unlike our politicans 🫣

[@dr.nihilus2632]

Kaiser Willhelm II was pretty bad, yeah... But his father was a chad

[@berk_pulluoglu273]

Actually kaiser did a lot for the fatherland. Every German must respect Wilhelm II

[@xavion5727]

ah yes. Dictatorship and militarism. The things that always provides peace and prosperity to humanity.

[@reidavi9156]

@@xavion5727 Dictatorship only happened in 1918 when massive protests were happening

[@asliceofcheese7888]

Exactly. He did great things like firing Bismarck and leading Germany to it's demise in WW1 killing millions in the process. Much respect.

[@admontblanc]

@@xavion5727 technically he didn't do that, he just inherited it as it was. Also, what's with the weird obsession with wanting countries to have been democratic when it wasn't even cool to be so? The only countries that were democratic were basically the US and the UK.

[@l1nr3b7]

Markoni vs Tommykay who would win???

[@TommyKay]

india.

[@l1nr3b7]

@@TommyKay The correct answer.

[@arcticsime]

Tommy i know you already made your mind up about Equestria at War (pony mod) but it recently had a massive update with a third continent and to be honest the nation you played (dread league) is one of the oldest/worst nations in the game, so please consider trying another nation some day :) (some of the nations with the biggest focus trees are the changelings/aris/griffonian empire to name a few)

[@TommyKay]

markoni here, i will try my best to convince him

[@arcticsime]

@@TommyKay It's gonna be difficult, but if anyone can convince him it's probably you

[@aoki6332]

@@TommyKay just make him put the EaW: De-Ponification submod XD

[@arcticsime]

@@TommyKay now i don't wanna sound like a prick but have you spoken with him yet about it or is it just kinda on the to-do list

[@unimportant719]

Honestly make Tommy play Dawnclaw since always says Hoi4 is too easy for him

[@bradeneder7199]

Tommy gettin mad gains

[@mwallrabenstein5215]

You realy hit it with the memes in the Video i realy enjoyed it

[@fggfgfgfgfgfg1735]

actually tommy, the kaiser improved germany so much, you just wouldnt get it

[@marcoamato1562]

Funny how Tommy finds this Germany based😀

[@StickWithTrigger]

Marconi can you start putting what music you used in the description? they are always such bangers

[@TommyKay]

i used to to that and most ppl would still ask in comments os i gave up

[@dusantrifunovic2047]

Return to ashes - metal gear rising revengeance (the montage in the end)

[@StickWithTrigger]

@@TommyKay Sadge sometimes when i watch old videos i wonder what songs it is and no one in the comments got it 😔😔

[@brominelover6747]

Actually the Caesar did a lot of good things for Rome so I don't know why you don't like him

[@jinstronda2571]

Finally a game where Tommy wins lmao

[@pvtnewb]

Cyberpunk corpo war but it's fought with Tiger Is and BF-109s

[@Littleyquas4469]

Markoni Lost the oportunity to use "How bad can i be" or "biggering"

[@TommyKay]

💀

[@wallenrod9017]

Alternative title, what if Germany was the richest state :D.

[@parkedcar3411]

Ancaps liked this

[@Bigglesfly]

ACTUALLY TOMMY the kaiser was glorious

[@gamupithecus]

ACKSHUALLY DOMMY KCAISER DID SOMEDING TO GERMANY

[@sohrb]

holy cow, markoni is ripppppped🥵

[@markusraat818]

markoni gains 💪💪💪💪

[@TheseLions]

You must Play the mod called „Der Bruderkrieg“

[@interneteris]

19:18 omg JOJO

[@bicepbrah8179]

Tommy gained alot man, damn nice gains bro!

[@TommyKay]

[@kaiserwilhelmii1971]

I am personaly offended.

[@RR92562]

EDITS TOO GOOD FML

[@kynanwilliams8012]

Markoni that was an extremely clever intro, anything to show off the guns again right? XD

[@TommyKay]

was noid this timea round not me

[@KMMSS]

Well actually tommy…🤓

[@MazzerFXDesigns]

KR Russia has a global technate path

[@babassoonist8041]

if someone who loves corporations is a neoliberal is someone who loves megacorps a hyperliberal?

[@sosasroamaccount]

best dommy hoi4 video in a while

[@mwallrabenstein5215]

08:00 Thats were you can recognize that tommy is a german brother

[@au-xooyah6612]

It's funny because it looks like the Great Reset except its only Germany

[@parsashojai6945]

Starting to believe Tommy isn't a Centrist 🤣

[@aidanmiller3721]

Actually, the Kaiser did a lot for Germany, compared to Hitler, he was a saint. Also, if we look back at may 7th, 1915, we can actually see a letter he wrote to Nicholas II asking for peace and to marry him, which shows his true personality. In addition, the Kaiser helped the people all the time and would even join in on undercover boss to see how things were truly run in his country. So please don’t say things like this about the Kaiser, he was a great man!!!!!

[@lucca3113]

found him haha

[@charliemcneil5760]

@@lucca3113 lol they got him

[@Everest3000]

@@lucca3113 i dont think this is it, chief 💀

[@Noto]

I remember doing some world conquests in elite difficulty and it just wasn't enjoyable whatsoever.

[@lilkurdi3699]

19:20 epic JoJo reference

[@TommyKay]

EPIC

[@technoimperialist9509]

If you play the CSA you could become a technocrat and you know it's ironic that Tommy call himself a technocrat but never play a technocratic Nation in HOI4

[@tobiaskoster2313]

Scheiße mann ich wollte dieses Video schauen