thank you for being the only magic shitposting youtuber. you are the pillar on which the rest of the community stands
@scrubbingdoubles8585 Жыл бұрын
Jesus loves you John 3:16 Romans 8:35-39
@rambasil Жыл бұрын
Shitposting? This is fact
@harmonicarchipelgo9351 Жыл бұрын
MtG Remi exists you know.
@amberhernandez Жыл бұрын
8thPlaceDave does some funny stuff, but there's a good chunk of serious in there.
@steviegreenthumb4720 Жыл бұрын
@@harmonicarchipelgo9351 Not knowing a youtuber who you know isn't a reason to be condescending
@arthurbellon9446 Жыл бұрын
"It has the ramp of green, it has the card draw of blue (green) and it has the agressive power of red (green)" I died.
@Cephalopopo11 ай бұрын
Same here lmao this part was absolutely genious
@jayjaygolden51232 ай бұрын
1:51 the most fun part of magic isnt comboing, instances and sorcs? what is it then? manifesting dudes?
@nicholasapicella57642 ай бұрын
Came to the comments literally for this line. Did not disappoint
@zap4th3682 ай бұрын
@@jayjaygolden5123making token armies is my favourite part.
@imjustherefortehlulz2 ай бұрын
@@Cephalopopo *genius
@at0mik989 Жыл бұрын
I love that with Temur he talked about the strengths of each individual color and still just showed a green card for each piece 😂
@d-m-n Жыл бұрын
i lost it at that part
@earlsaverson5387 Жыл бұрын
Blame WotC for making Green the best at everything lol
@clubibi Жыл бұрын
@@earlsaverson5387 more like PRAISE WotC for making green the best. Lord knows they haven't done much else right lmao
@LucianDevine Жыл бұрын
It's not his fault green is the best color!
@matheuscruz8574 Жыл бұрын
Based
@kirkprospector4958 Жыл бұрын
Showing three green cards for each color in Temur is so fucking funny. Love your stuff dude.
@Monkey_Kong742 Жыл бұрын
Jund being like a Burger is the best argument I've heard this year
@Zevox144 Жыл бұрын
I do be having it my way
@LazyQahnaarin Жыл бұрын
I'm naming my next Jund deck the Big Mac.
@sarcastic_ocupie1669 Жыл бұрын
It’s only been 8 days this year. Of course you haven’t heard a better argument.
@DudiTheGreat Жыл бұрын
I’d say jund is more like Chili- hearty, spicy, easy to make and maintain
@collinbeal Жыл бұрын
It's the opposite of Bant which you have to play extremely mindfully. You just do stuff in Jund and it pans out. I'll destroy one of my own lands. Why? I'm not sure, but it'll pan out. Jund in this way is like a burger. People just be throwing shit on burgers and it works. Bant is like you're starving and all you have is a big bag of Hershey's Kisses and a box of those tiny individually wrapped Slim Jims
@LexaByteNV Жыл бұрын
Even as a player who primarily uses Blue and Black, I still cackle every time you roast either or both.
@adomisk3047 Жыл бұрын
I'm gonna start treating people by their MTG colors like astrologists treat people by their star signs. Thanks Noah!
@pencilwatchesstuff791 Жыл бұрын
"Sorry I can't trust you, you're Black" ... Wait a sec.
@adomisk3047 Жыл бұрын
@@pencilwatchesstuff791 I'd be more concerned if they were black AND blue.
@saltyalters Жыл бұрын
What's your sign? Nah. What's your guild? That's the important question.
@pencilwatchesstuff791 Жыл бұрын
@@adomisk3047 yeah but being racist to smurfs won't get you canceled
@yellow4633 Жыл бұрын
Best possible takeaway from this video.
@skylar5257 Жыл бұрын
As an Esper player I’m so happy that one KZbinr loves my colors, most people aren’t fond of us but giving us an F for Fun is just great.
@Disatiere12 күн бұрын
Oloro is a perfectly fair commander
@HawkofJudgment Жыл бұрын
This tier list is very insightful, as a blue player i am happy that we are no longer below the worst color (white). But Noah, can the colors be combined even more? What would happen to the tier list if you did that?
@banter2143 Жыл бұрын
Bl*e player spotted 🤢🤢 opinion disregarded 🤮🤮🤮
@dreamingdarkrai9010 Жыл бұрын
4 colors and all colors are combos that exist
@azphelion Жыл бұрын
wait till he covers WUBRG, i bet that'll be a fun one
@Suryp Жыл бұрын
We also need to see colorless
@RaceBandit Жыл бұрын
There's only five four-color combos and one five-color combo. You can likely invert the single-color rankings to get the four-color that excludes that color, but the Noah thing to do with the five color combo is to just slap it in F tier without explanation even though everyone knows it's because it contains his least favorite color, Green. _(Remember, the MTN channel is_ satire, _so all the claims of him "liking Green" are part of the character he built up, even though he wishes he could remove Green from the game.)_
@ZizZap4 Жыл бұрын
Hell yes, Mardu solidarity. Mardu starter deck was my first deck and I turned it into a goblin repopulation deck. Love the "lucky powerhouse" playstyle. And as someone who was running Krenko, Mob Boss (create a goblin token for each goblin you control once per turn) alongside Burn At Stake (sac X creatures, deal 3 times X damage) and Ankle Shanker (first strike + deathtouch and gives other attacking creatures first strike and deathtouch whenever it attacks)... yeah, "fun army and war crimes" feels incredibly accurate XD
@Casey0706 Жыл бұрын
Grixis should be S tier on friendship, you control everyone so that means infinite friends
@marcoottina654 Жыл бұрын
This would be the hack, if you weren't ashamed of yourself. But no one except yourself would complain, so .. Pretty balanced, thought.
@DEVILantS23 Жыл бұрын
Yes
@dragoknighte48 Жыл бұрын
@@marcoottina654 You're Grixis, why would you ever be ashamed of yourself?
@marcoottina654 Жыл бұрын
@@dragoknighte48 that's ... right, actually
@selgan9968 Жыл бұрын
Grixis is also the most metal color combination, it has barbarians undead and dragons screaming on top of mounds of bones in a raging thunderstorm, In fact, Grixis poster boy traxxamundar(or what's his name) is actually combination of all that, an undead barbarian riding a dragon, if you are'nt sold yet then I'm afraid you're destined to be lame forever
@kailaine3974 Жыл бұрын
As an esper enjoyer, i feel it necessary to tell you that my favorite strategy is also just taking everything you love in your deck and putting it in the battlefield under my control :)
@RockerEma85028 күн бұрын
Esper: I will counter, destroy, and exile all that which you love.
@akitoemery8651 Жыл бұрын
Impossible… how could a blue combination sneak into S tier
@DatShepTho Жыл бұрын
Because Temur players don't run interaction
@D-Skotes Жыл бұрын
We stole the creature that made the decision.
@methyod Жыл бұрын
Blue is only there to draw not blue faster
@Original-Yellow Жыл бұрын
Blue and black players know what they're about and accept when they become arch enemy. White player's......
@lesimili-patissier278 Жыл бұрын
It's not blue, it's simic
@marvinglassburn2129 Жыл бұрын
As being a Selesnya enjoyer I gotta admit it's been painful that my favorite mana has been relegated to hated, useless, and the worst of them all. I want to promote fun, I want to do powerful things with it, and I can, yet it all gets overshadowed by its past and most control-focused parts, made even worse with wotc on fire and seemingly wanting to make it even more controlly while also making any good aggro pieces mere side parts and mere scraps in comparison to everything they give to the other 4, leaving nothing but diet control, low-ground aggro, and weaker everything compared to anything else. But, I'll still play it for what little fun things I can do, no more copium, no more malding, just gonna enjoy the game when and how I can.
@ljrandom147 Жыл бұрын
As a selesnya player and main mono white player. White is way more powerful then people think. At my local game store, I i play mono white commander . When I do play everyone knows to kill me first, because they have seen what happens if left ignored and unchecked. I went toe to toe against an Omnath, Locust Rage commander deck and had them sweating the whole time. It came down to 1 final turn, with no cards in hand , top decking looking for an answer to finish him off. Sadly I couldn't find an answer and he won. I felt good after that well fought battle.
@Nerobyrne9 ай бұрын
Well, as an avid Bolas fanboy, I have to admit the line "You don't know what they'll choose, but it will probably be messed up" is really accurate. Somehow, though, people still like playing against me! And that was after I broke a assured win board by MC'ing their only flyer and swinging for game ^^ WEIRD!
@Shawn-f3xАй бұрын
Hey, Selesnya is great fun! I love my Lathiel and Arwen, Mortal Queen lists, + my Drizz’t deck is great fun for just screwing around. I’ll probably move into Naya eventually, but W/G has been a ton of fun.
@ChronosWar Жыл бұрын
As a 25+ year Esper/Dimir player, I love that you really get us. We're just the absolute worst
@pencilwatchesstuff791 Жыл бұрын
It's not the ranking we wanted, but it's the ranking we deserved. Oh wait it is the ranking we wanted.
@grahamrafferty5969 Жыл бұрын
I’m new, and I naturally just gravitated to an esper deck, I feel like I just got sorted into slythern, and I’m not sure how I feel abt it yet
@NotAnEvilMastermind Жыл бұрын
@@grahamrafferty5969 It's got three modes - it's either all round fun, only fun for you and nobody else, or the de facto 'there is to be no fun at this table' combination. It's just that most people go for the 2nd or 3rd approach (which tends to be a biiiiit harder to do in other colours - they just suck like that, not getting as many of those sweet sweet bits of removal, countermagic, and stax - leaving esper as the hated one under all this green propaganda)
@urazerkal6769 Жыл бұрын
@@grahamrafferty5969 Try to create Zur deck - you will play with hate: it will be bad useless deck or bad FUCKING U COUNTER MY COUNTER deck.
@_benedito_ Жыл бұрын
@@grahamrafferty5969 with all due respect, I 'd say that Slytherim makes me think about Bolas/Grixis way more than Esper would
@Lucky-sf4kx11 ай бұрын
I'm so proud to be a part of the 1% of your loyal fan base. Your videos always make me laugh. Best explanations of MTG ever!!!
@miguelfreitas5343 Жыл бұрын
"Is Sultai gonna kill me? Probably. But I'd still rather take that risk than be friends with Jeskai or Esper" I don't think anyone has ever encapsulated how I feel about blue better than you do 👌
@Pyruswatcher Жыл бұрын
Where is that in the video?
@soffren Жыл бұрын
@@Pyruswatcher I think he's paraphasing the bunny part around 5:55
@fanamatakecick97 Жыл бұрын
The only good Esper is for is a Zur deck
@miguelfreitas5343 Жыл бұрын
@@Pyruswatcher It's a mix of what he said at 6:00 and the fact that Sultai was higher on the tierlist than the other blue tri-colours :p
@ardynamberglow3124 Жыл бұрын
See sultai will kill you, and then bring you back from the dead
@sceadumor Жыл бұрын
My favorite iteration of my favorite deck is Derevi, the decks name was "Derevi's Concession Stand" it sold defeat in the currency of suffering and depression. You're summation of Bant was far more apt than I care to admit 😅
@bob67497 Жыл бұрын
Blue players didn't get mad at you for roasting us because we know what we did LOL
@pencilwatchesstuff791 Жыл бұрын
Considering I'm making a tasha / xanathar deck just because my best friend hates mill and card stealing and I have fun watching him hate me... Fair is fair.
@go_rilla262 Жыл бұрын
Ohhhhh you know what you did
@a_guy_in_orange7230 Жыл бұрын
Thats the most important part of being a blue player: knowing when not to counter
@preistestdragon4634 Жыл бұрын
@@a_guy_in_orange7230 play a card, i counter it, i then counter my counter and i counter that counter. you make a comment about how i am a terrible person and no one loves me. no counter.
@a_guy_in_orange7230 Жыл бұрын
@@preistestdragon4634 Actually little tip I learned for this situation, you can use disdainful stroke IRL (also called a slap) to counter this as emotional damage costs 3 black and 2 generic
@RunningfoxchasinghoundsАй бұрын
6:02 of course just conveniently put your back in my direction 😊
@asomelord Жыл бұрын
As someone whose first deck was Mardu and who's catchphrase when playing Strategy games with friends is "Warcrime McGrimes", i can honestly say you described me perfectly
@Did_No_Wrong9 ай бұрын
"Okay guys I brought my Mardu deck and White Phosphorus who wants to violate the Geneva convention 1st?"
@deektheviking47475 ай бұрын
The first deck I made was Kaalia. The second is a disgusting Braids Combo deck. So yeah. We got called out.
@galenmarek81032 ай бұрын
Warcrimes are fun though. Take Star Wars for example. In the Clone Wars and Rebels shows combined I lost track of how many warcrimes there have been. My favorite of all of them was Anakin false surrendering and Obi-Wan's face was just like "goddamn it not this shit again." The fact there's a magic deck that commits warcrimes is pretty cool
@laurinscholz9894 Жыл бұрын
I love your non judging objective opinion thanks for that.
@Admiral_Riven Жыл бұрын
As a white player I fully accept this change, and humbly thank you for putting Mardu as highly as you did. We are blessed (though stupid, because we play white) to be held highly enough to earn a spot on your list at all sir.
@Emess_902 Жыл бұрын
Imma red player possibly switching to black because of magic releasing a lord of the rings branch, so whatever side uruk hais, nazgul, goblins all that; Im on that side
@cioccolata3165 Жыл бұрын
As a white player, you are actually the peak of MTG chads. You play a bad colour because you like being noble and honorable. Absolute megaschlong.
@sabrinadelco9396 Жыл бұрын
As a white player, I also feel blessed that our useless selves are capable of making friends, and at the very least better then blue
@ForgetAboutFreemansCat Жыл бұрын
This just sounds depressing.
@papamidnight9077 Жыл бұрын
💙🤍
@charliebanks8979 Жыл бұрын
I did not expect to be laughing with tears in my eyes at a MTG video.
@saintkupo7164 Жыл бұрын
Mardu is the kid at your 7th birthday party that brought the supersoaker with the gaint tank of water on their back that looked like a flamethrower.
@npsantagada Жыл бұрын
For real
@mr.mammuthusafricanavus8299 Жыл бұрын
Mardu is the kid that added a little vinegar to the tank of water also to make it sting ;p
@windhelmguard52956 ай бұрын
@@mr.mammuthusafricanavus8299 and always in the god damn eye.
@RAGaming91 Жыл бұрын
Dude, some friends of mine and myself just got back into MTG after many years of not playing and I stumbled upon your amazing channel whilst looking up MTG related content! Keep up the awesome videos!😃🤘
@w4lk4 Жыл бұрын
It's sad to see this series pretty much come to an end. Colorless, 4 and 5 color is, I'm guessing, the final chapter. Perhaps we will see the series expand into deck archetypes and subtypes for a little more depth. Burn, tron, mill, zoo, ad nauseum, etc. Some of them might redeem their color or colors on the FS list.
@Heydad956 Жыл бұрын
0:30 Not true. The Geneva Convention is a deterrent to fun
@perryborn27772 ай бұрын
More of a checklist honestly
@epicsage162 ай бұрын
@@perryborn2777CANADIAN SPOTTED lmao
@perryborn27772 ай бұрын
@@epicsage16 Canadian? I live in South Texas
@epicsage162 ай бұрын
@@perryborn2777I didn’t mean it seriously, it was just a joke. I heard one that said that Canadians treat the Geneva convention like a checklist referring to their actions in WWI and WWII.
@earlsaverson5387 Жыл бұрын
He says it's a joke, but Jund is just spot on. Similar to a burger and all of its individually good condiments and toppings, Jund players try to jam as many individually good things in their deck as possible without it toppling over or becoming a huge mess.
@emilysmith2965 Жыл бұрын
Yeah but in practice Jund commanders can be really solitaire-y. Maybe not Kresh or Karrthus… but have you played against Khorvold before?! It sucks so much!!!
@PinguinoPocho Жыл бұрын
@@emilysmith2965 With Windgrace it took me some time to do the diggin and fetching asap i was a little slow with the orders and interactions. Korvold is directly a nightmare to resolve when he gets out of control.
@Rob71978 Жыл бұрын
Oddly enough, the first time I played Abzan, I actually took the black out because I felt it did nothing. Wound up with a pretty cool +1+1 counter Selesnya deck. Now I have an Abzan Enchantment deck that I really like.
@Jakob_Kuhn Жыл бұрын
Esper being f tier for a friendship tear list is ungodly accurate. I built a tivit deck and everybody that I've played it against hates it just because it's like a giant middle finger lol
@emilysmith2965 Жыл бұрын
My favorite Esper deck is an Embalm/Eternalize theme Zombie deck with Varina at the helm. Most of the cards are from Amonkhet block and I just wanna hit people with zombies while dumping cool Embalm guys in the bin. It’s good. It runs like, Rootborn Defenses and very little counterspells or removal for these colors. Just a great time.
@electricnick260 Жыл бұрын
I have a deck in mtg arena that I've been told I'm not allowed to make in real life because no one I know would play me with it. It's a historic brawl deck with Zur, Eternal Schemer as the commander. It makes me sad that I can never play the deck with friends and family because the deck has such a wonderful name: "Zur, this is a Wendy's"
@tablememecenter579410 ай бұрын
Yup, I play esper mill and I may as well beevil incarnate at the table with my friends.
@EarthPhantomTS4 ай бұрын
To be truly accurate, frankly it needs to extend all the way to "K" to accommodate where Esper should be. Also, "G" to "J" would be completely empty.
@tagreaper4 ай бұрын
I have a Nihiloor deck that is fun to play, and even more fun to bully your friends with :D
@bigboyart1Ай бұрын
7:37 now thanks to Wilds of Eldraine we can now conjure 20-50 feral hogs and fling them at somebody. I don't know how strong that is, but it's really fun
@dafloridandino8914 Жыл бұрын
My friend, I haven't touched Magic since 2014 and I thank you for getting me back in nearly a decade later this past week. I jumped into Arena, grabbed my mono Green, and in my first three matches I made people concede from facing the best Color. Thank you for popping up in my recommended, take care
@MoskalMedia Жыл бұрын
I've never played Magic (I play Yu-Gi-Oh online) but Noah's videos make me want to check it out. I'm worried he will give me another addictive card game I will sink hours of my money and time into
@Cthu1hu Жыл бұрын
10/10 video. I cannot refute such flawless logic, especially the part of the video about burgers. Here's my subscription good sir and have a great day!
@randymotter51 Жыл бұрын
Love your description of Temur, it's exactly why Animar is such a top target for getting focused. Don't even have to cast him, just the threat of it makes you Archenemy.
@cameronhofer5858 Жыл бұрын
I recently built an Animar deck and learned this the hard way...
@petralichka6745 Жыл бұрын
As Ziatora enjoyer, I think making (or stealing) big creatures, murdering them and converting into raw damage is the best mtg experience ever.
@darkjackl999 Жыл бұрын
3 sisters that arent hating each other? clearly esper is s tier friendship
@Y0kAiS Жыл бұрын
I guess esper is just an annoying combination 😂
@edschramm6757 Жыл бұрын
How do you know they don't...?
@iamzurvan Жыл бұрын
Esper is great
@Godzillafanfreaks Жыл бұрын
Need a video on using all 5 colors in a deck.
@Zulk_RS Жыл бұрын
These videos are really enjoyable. But as a side effect, whenever I feel the urge to play Magic again, I watch one of these videos, remember what I hated about the game, and then decide to not play Magic. Thank you Noah for helping me not fall into the magic pitfall again.
@soffren Жыл бұрын
It's because of stories like yours that I never took up the game. I shall continue to observe from the Warhammer 40k sidelines
@frostyblade8842 Жыл бұрын
@Soffren This is mainly for commander, which is like a whole different game. Pioneer is way more fun and a lot more balanced since nearly all the problem cards are banned
@soffren Жыл бұрын
@@frostyblade8842 sounds like you're trying to lure me into the vortex, lmao
@turtletablet1504 Жыл бұрын
@@soffren join us. We are HIVE🧠
@soffren Жыл бұрын
@@turtletablet1504 oh no 😳
@Humstuck Жыл бұрын
Love that temur is all green when showing exemples.
@M9Seradon Жыл бұрын
"It makes war crimes fun!" As a Mardu player who favors Isshin I thank you for understanding our position. All the blue players on my table fail to understand this key difference every time I bring out the annihilate triggers despite their counter backed win con centric bs
@soloplaysgames9965 Жыл бұрын
I run green and red because of the synergy. Subbed for validating my existence.
@MultiNaruto900 Жыл бұрын
Orzhov's penchant for making money absolutely fits in with Mardu - *_not like the dead is going to use the money, right?_* Gotta get funds to keep the party running! Armies aren't cheap, after all!
@aprinnyonbreak1290 Жыл бұрын
If you can't pay your army, attack! Either you get money to pay the army, or don't have to pay the army anymore! Genius!
@madsandersen2740 Жыл бұрын
Nah, Orzhov is just the uptight cult that was left over when they made the fun army.
@K0ub1x Жыл бұрын
The end really made me lough >D , I kinda agree on your list maybe some moves for one tier, but I dont agree on Bolas I would say it is at least B tier. I personally play Nekusar and I like how it fits to yours: You dont know what they choose, but its gonna be something messed up
@nomadrl91x Жыл бұрын
Temur: the power of smash, with the clarity to say "no"
@aprinnyonbreak1290 Жыл бұрын
Temur: Smash White or Blue: Erm, AKSHULLY Temur: No. Smash.
@Myego198529 күн бұрын
Just found this in my feed. Earned yourself a subscriber. Wish I found it sooner!
@goatsfluff Жыл бұрын
I love how the strengths of all the *three* colors were represented in only *green* cards XD Almost as though you could get access to all the three things in a single color... Also, truly a thorough and well-thought-out ranking! I feel as though I was enlightened by your wisdom
@RaceBandit Жыл бұрын
It's MTN secretly complaining about why he wants to ban Green.
@fanamatakecick97 Жыл бұрын
Even Bant. It takes the dislikability of Selesnya, adds blue, and it actually dials the ramp down until the white cards really set in
@obadijahparks Жыл бұрын
Esper is the most strategic combination for winning via control. It is glorious!
@Wistbacka Жыл бұрын
As you say, Naya makes white actually functional: Big creatures that are fast and aggressive all while getting evasion and protection from white (and spot removal). I.e. big stomp on your enemies with even less defenses in your way. Only saying this, because you did see the benefit of blue in Temur. Basically Gruul + anything = epic win
@vallum121009 ай бұрын
Fr, Uril the Miststalker and Gishath are some of my favorite decks! I want to play big stompy, but also how white has great access to enchantments and enchantment tutor are great assets to the big stompy of gruul!
@danielevolpato7785 Жыл бұрын
I absolutely love you for the way u talk about magic,you make me laugh a lot,in specific when u being racist to white,it's absolutely fantastic
@sejonotumunga8215 Жыл бұрын
Dude, you're actually hilarious! Also, what blue/white mage hurt you? You can point to your deck and tell me where they touched it, it's okay. This is a safe space.
@jovanpetrovich9359 Жыл бұрын
Azorius control rtr... oh how I hates it. Only got my revenge with green devotion.
@aprinnyonbreak1290 Жыл бұрын
Blue/White or Red/Blue player when you play a card:
@LucianDevine Жыл бұрын
Either hurt him or bored him to death, one of the two for sure!
@LucianDevine Жыл бұрын
@@jovanpetrovich9359 I got my revenge against the Azorious control player when I started bringing standard decks home! He loved his counterspells right up until I cast an Emrakul with all my green mana ramp.
@dantallionmccrews3822 Жыл бұрын
Azorious opponents touch ALL of your deck. They molest every card.
@Benusr Жыл бұрын
3:17 I love how you wer able to recognise each colour has it's own role to play, especially with examples like these!!
@clutchcartographer Жыл бұрын
the bant assessment made me laugh. had a friend with an etb effect deck that would blink all the permanents he wanted twice a turn. his turns were very very long.
@LucianDevine Жыл бұрын
Naya can do the same thing, but takes like 1/5 the time to do it! Stupid Bant players...
@MourningZenith6 ай бұрын
As a Grixis main, I feel you captured me in a good light
@tisbutanerd3547 Жыл бұрын
As a Gorgon I have never been so offended
@LucianDevine Жыл бұрын
It's not his fault the gods gave you glowing red eyes!
@DCdabest Жыл бұрын
Always knew I was Smart And A Good Person. Thank you Noah.
@mr.mammuthusafricanavus8299 Жыл бұрын
LMAO Mardu Does indeed commit war crimes with its Cult Army. I made a legendary matters Dihada Binder of Wills deck, it focuses on Boardwipes and making my legendaries Indestructible. Jund being BRG (burger) makes a lot of sense since I made my Korvold deck around the idea of Galactus; that is right I eat my own lands and everyone else's like a plate full of big phat Bob's burgers. I would love to see a tier list showing which restaurants these guilds and shards would prefer. Jund would go to any fast food restaurant with burgers, the greasier the better, probably loves Animal Style Fries also. Bant is probably hitting up Applebees while Naya goes to Olive Garden because family ;p
@NotAnEvilMastermind Жыл бұрын
Esper either goes for a hidden restaurant in a back alley that nobody knows about, or somewhere with experimental liquid-nitrogen cooking techniques, depending on their mood.
@courtneyallen22509 ай бұрын
I fckn died laughing watching this video. I shared the fck outta it Thanks, man! My friends all get 'F' for thier decks with a few exceptions 😅
@LightUpTheSkys Жыл бұрын
6:15 the biggest moment in all mtg KZbin history
@marcoottina654 Жыл бұрын
Therese a race with 3:10 .. I'm on this last one, and I'm even a white/green player!
@verethragnarokКүн бұрын
The first Commander deck i built from scratch was a wacky Mardu deck. I can confirm, it is a fun army that was not very strong but nobody around the table hated me. Made new friends with it in fact. Glad to have the A tier friendship tier list status confirmed
@abuvavgdude7021 Жыл бұрын
The other day I decided to mess around and create a white deck, thinking it would be terrible. What I got was a crap ton of flying creatures and +1/+1 counter buffs. The original plan was to maximize the usage of "Sigardas summons" and what I got was a surprisingly useful deck. Even won a couple games with it which I did not see coming 👍
@marcoottina654 Жыл бұрын
As a "Firja's Retribution" themed Angel-centric deck player, you could achieve sacrifice based combos using some bs stuff (Bishop of Wings, Maskwood Nexus, Archangel of Thyme, Valkyries' Rampage, Midnight Guard, Thrull Parasite)
@spikejrb7572 Жыл бұрын
The real victories were the friends you lost along the way
@aaroneisenman6873 Жыл бұрын
@@marcoottina654 Bishop of Wings+ Maskwood Nexus+ Sac outlet = Infinite Life
@talonmccauley5445 Жыл бұрын
your shitposts have given me some ideas for commander decks I want to build, so thank you!
@Gurt_The_Hurt Жыл бұрын
As a die hard Temur player I approve this message. Side note: You're totally not wrong about gorgons. You can't even look those jerks in the eyes without getting hurt, its just rude.
@lorddarkheart1716 Жыл бұрын
I was looking forward to the triple color video, and you didn't disappoint. Former Jeskai turned Temur after dipping my fingers in green. I'll never go back.
@remiboros1163 Жыл бұрын
Can’t wait for the four color combo video!
@mysteryman211229 күн бұрын
These are hilarious. You should finish it with four color combos and WUBRG
@LucianDevine Жыл бұрын
I can't help but feel like Naya needs to be S tier too. You take the cool and big stuff that , Green, and Gruul, my places on the previous lists, had and you go...hm, I'd like some more of that! Restoration Angel, Blade Splicer, Cloudshift, and now Ephemerate. It doubles as protection against black trying to kill your stuff and blue trying to bounce your stuff. It's the literal definition of "whatever doesn't kill you makes you stronger." White even let you add in Gavony Township, so when you made a bunch of stuff with Blade Splicer, Huntmaster, Thragtusk, and went wide, you could also use that white and some green to go tall and wide!
@RaceBandit Жыл бұрын
So basically, in three words it's "Overstay your welcome" ... which means between that and having Green it's not ranking as high as you'd think.
@LucianDevine Жыл бұрын
@@RaceBandit Temur makes Gruul more awesome by giving you more cards to be awesome with. Naya makes Gruul more awesome by making it bigger, wider. and protecting it from people trying to ruin your fun at the same time!
@drquantum583 Жыл бұрын
@@LucianDevine blue also protects from people trying to ruin your fun, much better than white at it too, overwhelming denial is a card after all, what temur player doesn't love a counter spell that can't be countered? The ultimate protection card.
@andrews79755 ай бұрын
Damn, your grixis was spot on.
@alicewilliams4069 Жыл бұрын
You've earned my sub because I've watched all the tier list videos and I'm convinced we just think the same when playing magic
@LucianDevine Жыл бұрын
Same, even though my colors finally slipped out of purely S tier. I'm Green, Gruul, and Naya, but I did make my case for Naya to be S tier. So fingers crossed!
@Shroomzie4204 Жыл бұрын
Duude, i love your personality lmao i was crying by the end of this video. Thank you for existing
@Gitaxixn Жыл бұрын
Naya should have been higher just from the fact that it's got 2 of the best cards in the game, Gishath and Zacama, which are Colossal Dreadmaw feeders. Imagine up to 4 Colossal Dreadmaws on the battlefield because of Gishath! Imagine your Colossal Dreadmaw gets Pacified, and you can use the enchantment removal in Zacamas abilities to get back that beautiful 6/6 creature! ...and some of the white dinosaur cards are actually relatively pretty good for white creatures. Trapjaw Tyrant, Zepalta, Bellowing Aegisaur, Kinjallis Sunwing, Goring Ceratops, Wakening Sun's Avatar, and finally TEMPLE ALTISAUR The white honestly just benefits the Red and Green so much. Normally I say white isn't that great but DAMN you gotta make an exception for white dinosaur cards (I am ignoring every other MTG commander that's Naya that isn't a dinosaur)
@drquantum583 Жыл бұрын
Tribal decks are always so much fun, Gishath has to be my favourite card. and the only Dmir decks I've ever seen anyone enjoy playing against is my Sea-Creature tribal deck or Zombie tribal decks. Also you forgot to mention Priest of the Wakening Sun, whilst not a Dino itself it's a Dino tutor so yeah white is good for Dinos, In fact white's got good Vampires and Allies too, it's actually quite nice for tribal decks.
@elim65505 ай бұрын
As a Sultai player I see this as only an absolute win
@0815Snickersboy Жыл бұрын
Still waiting for "inside the mind of a mono white player"
@diogoschlosser5859 Жыл бұрын
I too... But now problably will be something like losing all game because white is useless...
@TheFirstLanx Жыл бұрын
They have a mind?
@dominikstickling8197 Жыл бұрын
White Player: " its time again to show those worthless peasents the rightful might of white, because justice alleways prevails and who would be more just than the noble and humble white player? now charge my beloved minions, charge to celebrate my greatness and genius. It is impossible for you three 1/1 soldiers to fail but if you should die I will make sure their stuff dies as well by nuking the bord every turn (sometimes i will nuke the lands as well. If I can't have them nobody should) and now praise me, because I have nukes... maybe, if i managed to draw one.... which I defenetly did.... WITH THE POWER OF JUSTICE.
@FuriousBoreas Жыл бұрын
It is fun Timmy point of view on the MTG colors, but it will be nice to see Johnny or Spike opinion.
@badrat484 Жыл бұрын
I don’t even play magic. This guy’s just entertaining
@lucasthehumanity8240 Жыл бұрын
Same
@xshadowx32hd66 Жыл бұрын
Same
@legosamurai732animation2 Жыл бұрын
Yeah I agree with the blue/white/black judgement. We had the pre-made tri-color comander deck and I literally baned my father from playing it because he would gain so much health that he would practically be immortal.
@davenhla Жыл бұрын
3:17 LOL Thanks for this. 100% accurate, anyone that disagrees Thinks colorless is a color and we all know how those people are.
@varen5209 Жыл бұрын
thanks for confirming the fact that I am a really good friend : )
@malapertfourohfour2112 Жыл бұрын
You can tell Noahs still triggered from his first time meeting Doran 😇
@VapidVulpes Жыл бұрын
I'm thumbs uping this because i love this format and the jokkkeeesss!! But as a blue/red player who leans a bit towards white as a third color, get wrecked scrub!! Hehehehehe (Seriously though i love your videos!)
@technoisthegoat2237 ай бұрын
I'm a blue player, and he's absolutely right.
@nitro52472 ай бұрын
Your presence in the mtg community is my favorite part of it
@amberhernandez Жыл бұрын
Thumbnail is incorrect; Jund is the "stupid" archetype, and Esper is the one that hates fun!
@ezrachavira7565 Жыл бұрын
Your videos honestly want me to jump into MtG
@treyhasfriends Жыл бұрын
Bing Chilling.
@emanuelgranath6824 Жыл бұрын
I love your channel!! You truly make magic funny and the way you see different colors truly resontates with the rest of the community. Like Dimir, I have never seen a smile on my oppnents face when I bring my Dimir Decks! :D
@honorableintent Жыл бұрын
Mardu is, in fact, S tier, glad we agree.
@FlyingSpaceOstrich Жыл бұрын
Hey, Eerie Ultimatum is one of the coolest cards I’ve seen, give Abzan a little more credit
@AstroCoffeeDemonCafe Жыл бұрын
Feel like you should have brought up the beamtown bullies and how they are simultaneously terrified yet can be a group hug commander
@thatlizardguy2795 Жыл бұрын
The new urza precon is in esper, but my friends don’t have fun against it so there 🤷♂️
@Vesdus Жыл бұрын
I don't think you realized it - But you've actually made a sikness tier-list for MTG colours. Much more important than a power-level tier-list, a sikness list ranks the colours on their sikness - AKA their coolness and flashiness to play. These higher-ranking colours demand respect at the table not because they are necessarily powerful, but because they can do sweet tricks and rad plays that just make everyone look on in awe.
@pubcle Жыл бұрын
I have literally never learned a single thing about Magic the Gathering and do not care about it, but you are hilarious and I enjoy your memes.
@MisterKBM Жыл бұрын
You sir, have earned my subscription.
@parkourse2457 Жыл бұрын
"has the ramp of green, the card draw of blue, and the aggressive power of red" shows all green cards
@wrathsosdovah1828 Жыл бұрын
this tier list makes me feel validated.
@Gusta_Gustav Жыл бұрын
Izzet just had no legs to stand on. Literally every color pairing with red blue is just defined by the 3rd color. Like thinking back on it, the same thing is true for all dual and tri pairs that use one or both of the izzet colors. Red and blue just seem to be very strong assisting colors in a strategy and just amplify whatever the other colors want to do. Must be why izzet will always be a combo color, because both colors just amplify each other with no healthy outlet for all that energy. So you always end up making that cool izzet commander deck that results in no interaction with the board, then that one 20 minute turn that ends with you winning through infinite damage or lab man.
@0kieD0kiee Жыл бұрын
As a Temur main, I must say you are correct in this assessment
@archellothewolf20839 ай бұрын
I'm not a fan of most Temur commanders but I 100% agree it's the best color combo.
@assaulterpt9 ай бұрын
I subscribed to get the movement of those bars switching to start!