I Made Terrible Decisions that Ruined my Life - Headliner

[@snowflakeserpert6834]

"Everything's going well... No molotoves..." ... ... ... *"Why can't I move past this crowd..."*

[@isaiahf-d846]

"wait what's that...."

[@jeffreyhoon]

**nearby celebrity gets sniped by a high powered rifle**

[@lordlucius1341]

(Gets turned into pot roast)

[@snowflakeserpert6834]

@@lordlucius1341 I didn't know what this comment was on, so I just got the notification "(Gets turned into pot roast)"

[@maccychee3858]

@@snowflakeserpert6834 *doesn't cover the story of honey glazed ham*

[@Gatoz96]

Jotaro's wife: "Jolyne went to jail" Jotaro: "Cool"

[@daigo5572]

Cool

[@xerospace.]

Cool

[@ivana.m6826]

Yare

[@danadrian2752]

Looc

[@katzoo4781]

What a *bizzare* joke

[@gamingsoldier5204]

Zeus: god of lightning Grey: *god of death and torture* Greek mythology test: A+

[@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame]

Gaming Soldier oh, so Thanatos got kicked out then

[@jreut09]

Thanatos was like "I think you would be better at my job grey, so imma head out"

[@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame]

Jeanie Jones glad for you congrats, i guess Nike sides with you👍

[@homericrhapsode3126]

@@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame more like he kicked out the Keres, Thanatos is death in general but the Keres specialize in violent deaths

[@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame]

Mythology Geek i see, good to know thanks👍

[@KiroChisa]

"So we're back with the only game where death and sadness reign supreme... PLAY GAME DAMMIT" The beginning of every great gray video

[@Vallkary_]

It does still kinda have a charm to ot

[@Vallkary_]

It*

[@jordenmillar]

You forgot the alright

[@xXAtlasOfTheAbyssXx]

I love it so much it makes me so excited 😁

[@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame]

Kdakool also, don't forget the dammit part later

[@brenlinamazeballz485]

"Got the happy family award by dieing" Yep that's 2019 in a nutshell

[@airioh6302]

Brenlin Amazeballz dying*

[@pikyachyu9233]

Makes sense

[@rottingsword]

current top comment lmao

[@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame]

Brenlin Amazeballz helped the entire family escaped the world and it's mess😅

[@notacat9772]

*dying

[@malfunctioningtoasterdog565]

Any peaceful game: Gray: *Not on my watch.*

[@SurprisinglyDeep]

Gray can even humoursly destroy peaceful games though. Like he destroyed "fish pet owner simulator" or whatever it was

[@KaitlynMilliken]

예 또 Edit: it’s supposed to mean yes again

[@kennethpeterson7524]

Red vs Blue taught us all that CPR is a perfectly valid treatment for gunshot wounds to the head.

[@Autumn22527i]

"You mean to tell me you gave me CPR for a headshot?"

[@doggoking7905]

What happens when I get shot in the foot

[@thej8330]

@@doggoking7905 instant death, no saving you

[@disbeafakename167]

Aloe vera.

[@marsstrider6220]

Tina didn't take her vitamin gummies

[@kwasibrew8072]

“Headliner, the only game where lying about purists won’t get your head bashed in by an angry mob.”

[@zack7767]

Why does that sound familiar

[@mikamozzarella]

xD

[@williammiller6330]

proceeds to get his head bashed in

[@Phoenixesper1]

9:55 Gray: "Why can't I get past this crowd?" Game: uhh plot motivated cutscene? What do I have to spell it out for- Gray:Uhhhhh.... Game: fine... Gray: So why can't I leav- Oh look a shiny red ligh-OH NOOOOO!

[@merriellenroselette5191]

i lowkey thought the daughter sniped Tina. ...She _is_ Florida Man's daughter afterall. 🤣👍

[@isaiahf-d846]

petition to make the devs change it so that she does

[@SupersuMC]

Same here! XD

[@merriellenroselette5191]

@@SupersuMC ayyeee

[@SikAtom4184]

Couldn't tell if "Modded Assholes" was an insult or an advertisement.

[@nightsong81]

Can you use them as a garbage disposal?

[@Coelophysis-yv9lj]

Self cleaning so you don’t need to wipe

[@meaganginter4882]

this comment is WAY too underrated

[@lovaniagengar7941]

Yes

[@wildwikedwanderer1208]

Me: man I have a hankering to see some terrible decisions Gray: hello everyone and welcome back to.....

[@buttermikbiscuit2639]

“Maybe I can kill my wife and daughter at the same time” -Gray 2019 This is why I relate to gray so much because almost every game he plays, he tries to cause death, torture, and despair... And every game I play, I do the same thing... AND THATS WHY I SUBSCRIBED

[@FilmsNerf2]

Yay! We can all be sick fucks together!

[@mirillis6083]

Pink acid gurl

[@cannon-evans]

Stacey McGill I subscribed because I feel too bad to do these things, but I’m still curious.

[@charcoal222]

Yeah same, whenever I play bitlife, I’m like, I gotta marry a rich guy then murder him.

[@outtathepantry]

I love your Mina Pfp!

[@Elismusic1032]

Grey: "I end up pissing blood for the next week" Mom:*walks by and hears that* Mom:oh you have no idea

[@delanohop]

weirdtheatrenerd r/cursedcomments

[@drippycity4135]

@@delanohop sir do you know what a period is

[@thesearchforthemustache2589]

@@drippycity4135 I- I don't think they do...

[@KAngel32]

@@thesearchforthemustache2589 lucky them

[@beeshark222]

@@thesearchforthemustache2589 they’ve been spared

[@2dheethbar]

"Made terrible decisions that ruined my life" Oh, so, a normal day in Gray's simulation game life, when making huge stacks isn't the objective.

[@Saijansfavorites]

or making full liquor bars

[@feralcyborggaming1531]

"I've ruined everything" Wasn't that the goal?

[@troodon1096]

I'm wondering if there is a way to NOT ruin everything because bad things seem to happen no matter what you choose.

[@tosinakin2508]

@@troodon1096 I think you just have to be a moderate and not lean to heavily in support of one side or the other.

[@theruq7171]

That's what I like about you Gray: you turn mediocre games into chaotic entertainment!

[@crazyivan512]

Gray: "Honest Officer, I only killed my family to see about a different ending than yesterday"

[@Crimsin19937]

Medic: Administering CPR! Sarge: Why would you give somebody CPR for a bullet wound to the head? That doesn't make a lick of sense!!

[@jazzy-sl4ey]

"I made terrible decisions that ruined my life." basically Gray's entire life story.

[@townespotter3995]

Gary Glitter: I made terrible decisions that ruined my life Gray: hold my bad-tasting Pilsner

[@christhecrazy7264]

Hey

[@christhecrazy7264]

Yeet

[@soluu5484]

Hey

[@soluu5484]

Yeet

[@frosty_teacup]

Hey

[@WeirdPros]

So, I just read the "Purist's are a benefit to business" article. If you look closely, the text states "They are only 17% less efficient than their modded counterparts"

[@Skullhawk13]

16%

[@Gongasoso]

"Are the streets free of lint and dog dander" I laughed way too hard at this

[@caseylynch8886]

At last, Gray ruins another innocent game

[@vodkant6381]

dude i don’t think this is an innocent game

[@emailname8624]

@@vodkant6381 second game is better. Gray also played it

[@loviedovie_]

*Celebrity gets shot* *Daughter doesn't come home* Me: *THE DAUGHTER WAS SECRETLY THE CELEBRITY*

[@rambysophistry1220]

The thing I like about Gray's Let's Plays are that they leave me wondering what a normal run through even looks like. I have so many more video games on my wishlist because of this channel than any other.

[@nothisispatrick4644]

It feels like gray was only born to ruin virtual people lives

[@matthewrawlings1284]

His "About" description literally mentions "making pixel people sad" sooo...

[@jjkkyukie]

Dinner and gray still plays is a perfect evening

[@schoolgang6684]

Gray do a challenge where you have to release all the papers so basically stamp everything green

[@isaiahf-d846]

can't sometimes they give you 2 articles and you pick which 1 to stamp green and the other will be stamped red

[@FrancisHatesStairs]

"So he was shot in the head..." "Right." "...and you gave him CPR for a bullet would in the head?" "Exactly." "Yeah, I think that's a perfectly acceptable treatment." -Doc & Grif on Grif's decision to use CPR for a bulletwound to the head. - Red vs Blue.

[@Quantumact2908]

Every GrayStillPlays video "Alright, were back with the only game where..." and "More [INSERT WORD] damnit!"

[@rxgxrds]

"Quote" - Gray, 2019 *Everyone liked that*

[@whitneymouse]

I just won this game today: I took a pro-modded stance but also had a ton of police around, so I got the health care for my spouse, my daughter went to college and I lived and was at the top of the newspaper :) I was proud lol

[@professionalcommentstealer5271]

10:09 performing CPR to a person who got shot in the head? (Red vs Blue reference by the way)

[@DetectiveNyx]

Wife when you take an anti-unmodified stance: you dare oppose me mortal Wife when you take a pro-unmodified stance: you dare oppose me mortal

[@FireBorne102]

Wife when you choose anything: You dare oppose me mortal

[@piflavoredpiechartpie1458]

7:37 I can't be the only one that hears the *'MY LEG'* dude from spongebob

[@shimasclan]

I enjoy ALL the episode of headliner, just so ya know. And pretty much everything else as well.

[@isabellab3305]

"where are you learning this stuff fro- i mean you're not wrong but- where are you learning this from?"

[@vicatoren3967]

"What's your daughter's name" Gray: Daughter2 *executable*

[@sajmongamerstone1990]

Gray: ruins life of multiple people and/or galaxies Florida man: Thats my man! (Happy banjo noise)

[@panini8707]

Me: I'll watch a calm vide- Gray: I Made Terrible Decisions That Ruined my Life Me: This'll work.

[@fiehh2209]

2:20 Daugther: "Marriage is just another establishment to chain us together Grey: Where are you learning this stuff fro- Grey as quickly as humanly possible: I mean you're not wrong- Grey: Where are you learning this stuff from! Lmaoo

[@bluelandyaandgreenlandya1788]

Gray: *wants to get his wife to divorce him* His ancestors: No this isn't how you play the game Edit: thanks for the likes! Edit 2: Oh wow this actually blew up! Edit 3: this is my most liked comment! Edit 4: wow thanks for the gold kind stranger!

[@GrayStillPlays]

The wife in this game is like a saint.

[@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame]

GrayStillPlays but the daughter is not

[@AlvinAnakMudaPlayedAGame]

JusticeFor Alexei that's... i agree

[@patriot17764th]

Yep

[@patriot17764th]

@@GrayStillPlays very surpriseing

[@sleepyote]

I too would get the happy family award if I died.

[@blakejones7939]

Please play this more often I love this game

[@legohunter1020]

Games like this make me realize the obvious. Reporters are the true leaders of country, not the president, king, or dadgum prime minister. Florida Man 2020

[@tomatoisnotafruit5670]

If reporters were the leaders then Trump wouldn't be elected and he sure as hell wouldn't make it this far. They try their hardest to sway the public but there are higher powers at play.

[@matthewrawlings1284]

@@tomatoisnotafruit5670 maybe thats why the media hate him so much?

[@MrXemrox]

5:17 Just like in real life. They say rage, viewers rage, they say something is good and should be praised, viewers praises, they say jump, viewers say “How high.” or “where from.” and whatever they say, the viewers will do.

[@RuferOfficial]

"Me 2019" Everyone: Everyone: Everyone:

[@flakes3256]

Nobody: Graystillplays: Me -2019 "Poop" -Johny Johney Yes Papa

[@RuferOfficial]

@@flakes3256 yeeeeeeee don't do this again pls

[@mistycaramela9967]

Why Not wat?

[@RuferOfficial]

@@mistycaramela9967 wat?

[@flakes3256]

@@RuferOfficial dancing cockfoch funni mem😂😂😳😂😂😳😳🅱️ru

[@Nautical_Neighbor]

thanks for doin More Gray

[@bystandrr]

Yes Jim, I’ll take complete chaos for 900? J: Your answer is : *”Everything”* Me: uhh “what went wrong in grays video?” DINGDING

[@poppi5164]

WELL THIS AGED WELL

[@fooser77]

"You're a sick puppy!" Gray: Thank you ..

[@horaciohernandez2850]

That headshot was some hardcore pixel stuff.

[@ranjavalue5358]

Grey: What your nose-ring told you to say that?! Literally something my dad wold say

[@tookanarrowtotheknee9945]

Gray is the only guy I know that can destroy a game in a matter of 0.25 seconds

[@liabeans9189]

"I HAVE to be able to get my wife to divorce me."

[@ahhgeez]

I read this exactly when he said it

[@ori-onyxvyntarz3276]

1:05

[@christopherwalker1823]

Happy 2.22 Million Suscribers!!!

[@josephsmith4449]

“This week Florida man purposely does at bad job at work to avoid getting healthcare in an attempt to kill his wife”

[@FennecKai]

Now this is what I call good Content.

[@hannahcrangle4874]

This makes me laugh and I'm not sure if it's okay.

[@Chef_PC]

This is a great series for what seems like a great game.

[@derikwhittaker]

Me: Sees thumbnail Also Me: hmm relatable

[@potatosaredead2233]

YOUR doughTER WNET TO prizeON

[@JcGaming19]

Please do more I love this game

[@vorcefulsynce243]

Dad: are daughter is going to prison Me: O’tay

[@hellowelcometochillis2781]

What would happen if you supported one side only but halfway there you start supporting the other side only? Who wants to see gray doing it?

[@sorret250]

Gray: “I end up pissing blood for the next week” Me: That’s me every week

[@radioactive_baby]

Oof

[@smurfybear6287]

GrayStillPlays please bring back gold rush I can’t speak for everyone but I’m sure there’s a gold chunk of people (lol) that want it back. Please guys if you agree and want to get it back like this and there might be a chance it comes back ladies and gents.

[@zachplummer625]

You ever see somebody ruin their own life? His poor wife.

[@mr.tyrant8708]

Decline ABSOLUTELY EVERYTHING

[@nyancatpoptart5441]

Don't mind me. I'm just Hunting for that Carla girl that's been roaming around these parts lately.

[@isaiahf-d846]

I've found her roaming around many parts

[@SunflowerSpotlight]

I’m chronically ill and my Mom has cancer (in the US), solo some of the aspects of this episode kind of... reminded me of things I want to forget about for a while. My specialist had to retire early and I’m stuck with someone who’s not in this specific specialty, who didn’t even know the name of one of the medications I need. But because the laws in my state have prompted most of these specialists to move to another state, the remaining ones aren’t taking patients. And I can’t move for a year or two. And we have no idea what my Mom’s situation will be at that point. She was guilted and harped on today for being on pain meds, for her late stage cancer in her entire abdomen, because of the draconian rules of my state. I guess I’ll keep in mind that episodes from this series may not be the best for me. Med shortages and subbing generics is kind of... my day to day, no game needed.

[@Officialbrody]

*when gray skips sims 4 every week* Me when I need sims 4: REEEEEEEEEE

[@Rebell-mi4zu]

I hope there’s a mod for this game where you can make people fight over which chipmunk is getting the best head

[@elijahy8433]

"My wife's name is Stabitha" today was a weird day

[@WednesdayAddamsMW]

14:47 Gray's right. In the United States, Florida to be specific, vandalism is usually processed as a misdemeanor. If, however, the act results in serious damage to valuable property, it's generally prosecuted as a felony.

[@BombyGaming232]

Gray:"Your never gonna see your daughter again." Wife:*looks over and smiles*

[@glowingfox704]

Yay more headliner!

[@angryalien5109]

Gray;"I end up pissing blood for the next week" all the girls watching this: >:(

[@procrastinatorproductions3378]

...

[@Soloartistalive]

Keep doing these! Their funny and kind of interesting actually

[@Skelosky]

people be like: FIRST then i'm like: 26th comment

[@akurvaanyadat]

How are all of your videos basicly the same and they are still entertaining in a unique way

[@kaithebi6675]

"Your never going to see your daughter again." Mom: smiles

[@jasperkoenis3914]

You should play “Surviving Mars” on Epic Games next, it should be like a scifi city builder, maybe try to glitch the hell out of it like you always do :)

[@sophiahinkley4295]

"comedy gold" -Me 2019

[@greeensouls9]

for what its worth, the game has a decent story

[@tankerkiller125]

Classic Grey, always running his own life.

[@tapititytap]

I love this game so much

[@Katomivt]

When you early so you dont know what to comment

[@смиренный-х2б]

Well since I saw both endings guess I dont gotta play the game. You're the best! Saved me a couple hours of my life lol

[@TheRealAlpha2]

It's a 3 dollar game. I doubt the developer's losing any sleep lol.

[@zFREE11]

nobody: gray as oj: “i can get my wife and daughter at the same time!”

[@dashtrix7366]

Gray bring back vr videos

[@ryandontlikeyou]

“I like cheese”- Me

[@Litepaw]

I enjoy you reminding me to stay foxy ❤️

[@germanvisitor2]

Headliner: Eric Katz has an extreme anti-purist stance. me: "Well look at you, arsehole... Article rejected." Headliner - Novinews: Eric Katz has a strong pro-public healthcare stance. me: "Wait... you are not just a one-dimensional character and I will never get to meet you in this game?" me (2nd playthrough of Headliner - Novinews): "Okaaaaay... Even though we agree on this matter I will reject your articles this time, anyway."

[@DarkDragonOfLife]

It would be amusing watching gray play the game unturned. You can put tank traps and barbed wire on vehicles and smash into zombies sending their bodies flying lol (it's a free steam game, or at least was the last time I checked). Anyways, I cant wait to see how Gray rui.... I mean make the world better this time.

[@imgood8272]

The last time I was this early, my girlfriend left me

[@writer...4679]

Either that was supposed to be dirty or I have a dirty mind. Never mind I have a dirty mind anyways

[@imgood8272]

@@writer...4679 You got it G

[@spookyscaryskeletonsmith2840]

Lad slow down... congrats on being first for the first time.

[@Shin_FTW]

Don't feel bad. I got her later and she still left me too.

[@tommysmyth1210]

Took me a minute lmao

[@JustKelso1993]

7:38 did they actually put the Spongebob 'my leg!' sound clip in the game? Dear god....that is glorious.

[@wintershock]

My god, I thought I would be safe from the frickin me 2019 comments but they are here too! I’m scared.

[@chadblackburn3984]

Gray is my spirit animal

[@ineffably_ineffability]

You always make terrible decisions that ruin lives XD it’s the point of your channel