I made the TikTok NPC Trend even better

[@sandytower6016]

I didn’t even realize HIS VEST WAS A JPEG UNTIL HE MOVED!

[@shadowdemon2272]

Same! Did you know you can always see your nose, but your brain basically filters it out because it's always in your vision? I feel like that's what my brain does with Josh too, as long as there's a vaguely vest-shaped item on him it doesn't look any further 😂😂

[@Satorinaut]

Legit took me 2 minutes to realize

[@misharumkittum]

Guilty as charged. Suddenly it popped out at me, but not for a minute or two.

[@SymbioteMullet]

There's another clip of him on this channel where he explains it: "it's hot, but i need to maintain the brand"

[@jaypickard]

he didnt even bother moving the mic so it isnt covered

[@kenobiwanobi889]

Ngl if Josh did a stream where he acted like an Oblivion NPC for 3 hours, I'd watch that

[@kreenbopulusmichael7205]

homie regularly tries to pass off memes as his own original thoughts so, he's already there really

[@Poldovico]

I saw a mudcrab the other day. Nasty little creatures.

[@ashezarrine]

@@Poldovico Goodbye.

[@Guurzak]

But also: Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!

[@Handinmapocket]

Can't wait till someone throws the "NININININININININI" at him if he does. Anything by Sheogorath is gold too.

[@genghismckhan.]

The emotional devastation of the second “gang gang” hitting the point where he instinctively kicked into a flawless Hamlet to prevent his soul just leaving his body in protest.

[@sokar_rostau]

That "flawless Hamlet" was from Henry V.

[@WretchedRedoran]

@@sokar_rostau Lol. Lmao, even. Quite possibly rofl.

[@kirissdubz3396]

"God... I used to do Shakespeare" ahahahahahahaaaaaa I'm laughing so hard

[@Vagabond820]

And it was delivered perfectly

[@savitabu9920]

...what savings

[@Skyblade12]

@@savitabu9920 Now look at me, look at me. I won't go out there and say that stupid line one more time...

[@LemonJamulus]

It has to be Darkest Dungeon. "In time, you will know the tragic extent of my failings." "Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer." "BEGONE, FIEND!"

[@XIIIBobb]

“Men and women, soldiers and outlaws, fools and corpses - all will find their way to us now that the road is clear.”

[@oliver_twistor]

That game has such awesome and memorable dialogue.

[@CMDRaudaxius]

That mic tucking under the vest is a great trick, keeps it right in place.

[@lessthanlogical]

Don't you just hate it when an NPC starts glitching out and one of their clothing items just floats in the air in front of them?

[@GGenoce]

I was watching this on my primary monitor (for once), and it took me until 1:25 to realize that it's an overlay, not his clothes. I had to go back and check if it's been that way for the whole video.

[@gazz3867]

Damn clipping issues again.

[@IBeTehNinja]

I didnt know how bad it would hurt to hear josh say "gang gang" until he actually did it

[@Intestine_Ballin-ism]

I feel like it hurt him far more

[@Unfortunately_Mickey]

I loved it 😂😂

[@P3d3r0s0]

It never occurred to me that Josh would be such a great voice actor. I would watch an NPC tik tok based on games

[@SyntheticFuture]

Isn't that the entire point of this channel? Josh desperately trying to get a voice acting job?

[@LurkinHandworker]

He was acting professionally, wasn't he?

[@RastaMage00]

Nothing certified Josh as a gamer more than him dropping these quotes from memory.

[@DeanGetYourWings]

"If I'm wearing a bikini, where are my Pokéballs?" - Pokemon “Patrolling the Mojave almost makes you wish for a nuclear winter” - New Vegas "Ooh!" "Aah!" "Augh!" -scientists, Half Life

[@areadenial2343]

"It seems I've been wounded." "Why do we all have to wear these ridiculous ties?" "Do you know who ate all the donuts?"

[@desertdude540]

"Degenerates like you belong on a cross." "This happens so often you'd think I'd be used to it by now." "Do you like the sight of your own blood?" "He's killing everyone!" "Have you heard? Some lunatic's going around setting people on fire and stuff. The police can't even stop him. Useless bastards! I should stop paying taxes." "Infidel, I crash a plane into your mother!"

[@Cimlite]

_"Once more unto the gang gang, friendos."_ - Shakespeare, probably

[@SymbioteMullet]

Once more close the wall up with our banned trolls

[@suakeli]

Mm Juliet so good - Romeo

[@dinckelman]

Decade of theater and entertainment experience all just converged to this. What a life

[@ianciti]

i would pay 20$ to see josh do the "HALT" from daggerfall over and over in varying speeds of succession to imitate multiple guards spawning around you for 2 minutes straight.

[@apollinarian]

8 minutes of JSH flexing his voice acting ability through one-liners... I'm here for this

[@MisterHeyDude]

The moment he started the Legacy of Kain speech I got way more excited than I had any reason to be

[@ReturnToSenderz]

It’s pretty on-brand that we-have-Henry-Cavill-at-home has a digitally superimposed vest. Well played.

[@zeromailss]

"Osmanthus Wine tastes the same as I remember, but where are those who share the memory?" "Ehe"

[@Pathogenus]

That script read from legacy of kain made me want to replay entrie series

[@sarahfay5280]

Josh, dejectedly: *hangs head* "I used to do Shakespeare..."

[@davidgoodman2813]

"I used to do Shakesphere!" - I could feel the pain

[@SunniestAutumn]

Fallout and Elder Scrolls titles have some very iconic NPC dialogue. "Patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for a nuclear winter." "Move along, outlander." "No lollygaggin'." "Come, Nerevar. Come to me through fire and war."

[@Speederzzz]

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then a took an arrow to the knee.

[@metroiddoom5178]

'When I signed up I was hoping there would be more gambling'

[@simples6475]

"Hail summoner! Conjure me up a warm bed, would you?"

[@theapexsurvivor9538]

"Come, Nerevar. Friend or traitor, come. Come and look upon the Heart, and Akulakhan. And bring Wraithguard... I have need of it."

[@JaysonBucy]

I feel Josh really needs to have, "Me not that kind of orc!" queued up at all times....especially when people mention his digital vest

[@Alan-TFT]

"Oak's words echoed... There's a time and place for everything, but not now."

[@pumirya]

Josh the man of 1000 voices. Keep up the good work. Always make us smile.

[@DirtCheapFU]

I was chatting with a Front Desk guy at the Hotel i used to work at. He took a phone call and you can see his soul diensuring call. Hangs up. He goes, "Ive played Macbeth for the first 10yrs of my adult life".

[@cedrickmathieu3957]

JOsh should make a reading book stream, every 1$ donation unlock the new sentence of the book.

[@luxorien]

I had to do a search to find out what the hell all you whippersnappers were talking about and one of the articles I came across had this line: "Like the NPCs of TikTok, Twitch gamers render their bodies as intimate interfaces." I think I'm going to go play Minecraft for a while....

[@ArDeeMee]

Good choice of game. Full of NPCs.

[@ChizFri]

“If you can read, don’t let Otto know, or he’ll have you working the books too” “Do you get to the cloud district often? Oh, who am I kidding, of course you don’t.”

[@zephyrosend3281]

You had me from the beginning, you had me twice at "Kain is deified". You, sir, are a legend.

[@DivineCocunut]

My npc line " they're masterworks all, you can't go wrong!"

[@shrry2849]

"Kirov Reporting" -RA:2 "We need more rice" -Battle Realms

[@stitch77100]

Or some from C&C Generals, like: "China has been generous"

[@sulefaroth]

If Michael Bell is not up for voicing Raziel in the potential Legacy of Kain game I would say you should go for it.

[@SymbioteMullet]

All my like.

[@LukasJampen]

I just wait until somebody programs a vtuber avatar to give robot answers and does it 5 times at once 24/7 and wins the whole npc thing.

[@thektulu1985]

Your Sound Card Works Perfectly... ... It doesn't get any better than this!

[@Tibone15]

This is the funniest thing I have watch in a long time. I would watch a gaming npc stream!

[@RetnabBanter]

Any time I think of Dawn of War I think of the Cultists in 1 who on death sometimes went "AHHH MY SPLEEN!"

[@alanproctor4389]

Never underestimate the powere of one person. Bless you Cristophlyz, bless you

[@zefft.f4010]

My favourite NPC line is also from Morrowind. "We're watching you...scum"

[@andrejsasd8904]

"Ah, shit, here we go again!" - CJ , GTA:SA

[@Speederzzz]

Shogun 2 Total War has some amazing advisor voice lines: SHAMEFUL DISPLAY! YOUR MEN ARE RUNNING FROM THE BATTLEFIELD! YOUR GENERAL IS IN GRAAAVE DAAAANGER! A GLOOOORIOUS VICTORY WILL SOON BE YOURS!

[@MythrilZenith]

The only problem with the Raziel quote is that Raziel isn't an NPC, he's the player character's avatar lol

[@spongygames]

Well, yeah, but who's really checking?

[@VaSoapman]

The entire starting cutscene from DMC 1 And you have to stand up and do the kicks

[@dylan4125]

I don't know why but I feel you could really pull off a cosplay of the merchant from RE4 "whatr ya buyin"

[@PassionsDemise]

Firstly, yay for Soul Reaver... Secondly, the fact you know that intro by heart makes me adore you even more

[@jpteknoman]

my favorite NPC line from Baldur's Gate is "me temper's bad enough without ye bothering me". its what i think all the time at work when someone speaks to me

[@HandyHanderson]

People in the 90s thought we'd figure out flying cars by now.. instead we have this.. _(talking about the dumb npc trend, among many others)_

[@BobOrKlaus]

Basically any trend coming from tiktok

[@mandolorian9893]

Ok but in our defense ice cream really is so good, yes yes yes

[@Ithirahad]

If we figured out better batteries (or ways to store energy in general) we'd have that AND this. Alas batteries and fuels still suck and weigh too much to fly very long (and are still expensive), so it's... just this.

[@sporeham1674]

I thought there were no uploads today This is a big surprise! W!

[@amharbinger]

Josh should just become an eGirl, he would dominate the Just Chatting hot tub meta.

[@LEWIS1992]

"They're masterworks all, you can't go wrong!"

[@nopurposeposting1548]

patrolling the mojave almost makes me wish for a nuclear winter

[@nopurposeposting1548]

or you know make a full dialogue of npc but acts like it dark souls so ppl need to donate to continue the conversation

[@swaggyp1219]

I would love to see NPC dialogs lines from the Monty python and the holy grail movie, and for the life of Brian movie too. 😆

[@donenglish7572]

I just found out yesterday about this npc weirdness. Oopmah did a vid on it. I've decided we're no longer viable as a species and I'm hoping that aliens wipe us out. Watching trisha paytas do it was worse than when I was a kid and watched worms crawl out of my cats ass. Total horror and disgust mixed with fascination. There should be a word for that emotion. Also....watching JSH saying 'enchantment' totally made my day.

[@AndresLionheart]

I thought exactly the same when I saw what it was about. I've done my part by not having kids.

[@Ignigknawt]

@@AndresLionheart Modern internet fads are seriously gonna cause a population decline, I swear. I don't know how parents today put up with this shit.

[@jamaluddinkhalifa8371]

would you say you found it... "enchanting"?

[@danielwerner1415]

I think "rapture" is a good fit.

[@tisbutascratch7639]

werner herzog: "do you want me to.. popcorn? ... Do you want me to bang... bang!?"

[@Leetshifter]

Josh reading the Legacy of Cain gave me chills, not quite the same tone as the VA, but enough to chill me.

[@keenho]

Game characters saying gang gang. Minsc expressing how his ice cream tastes so good .

[@SweetLuups]

I love the BG lines so much

[@demacherius1]

How far humanity has come. From Shakespeare and Mozart to gang gang and muffle hip hop. 😂

[@Ithirahad]

Rest thine troubled heart in the assurance that there was just as much dross and popular rubbish then as now. Not every guy plucking away at a lute in a pub was Mozart, and certainly not every playwright or stage entertainer of the day was Shakespeare, even though these fellows would draw quite an audience sometimes. (Some of) the best has survived the centuries; the rest is mostly buried deep in the dustbin of history.

[@chesterstevens8870]

That last "ice cream so good..." I felt that one deep in my oily black soul.

[@Nightmster]

Need to hear him do the "What is a man?" from Castlevania.

[@R_SENAL]

My NPC chat would be: "Ideas are like cream, good ones rise to the top." I have no idea what the Ice Cream thing is about, but Legacy of Kain was amazing! I played Defiance until my eyes fell out. For me the Kain voice was the best. We need a LOK remake w/latest Unreal engine.

[@LameMule]

More violets I say...

[@R_SENAL]

@@LameMule ...less violence.

[@Ithirahad]

@@R_SENAL Seize the moment!

[@JonoSSD]

I finally have an use for learning the lines from all ultimates on Valkyrie Profile 2 and Tales of The Abyss. lol

[@emred4653]

honestly i would watch/listen this like a podcast. Way better than those tiktok weirdos

[@greafgar]

I got goosebumps after Josh started reciting the Soul Reaver intro

[@NaudVanDalen]

4:33 - 5:31 That would have to be a $10 because you'd be stunlocked for a whole minute.

[@nopurposeposting1548]

i see the title and i dont need to see the content to know its going to be marvelous

[@Jon-id7ki]

My brother and I always quote the random voice queues from stronghold 2. "That's a March and no mistake" "archers! On the walls!" "Jack a napes"

[@Lenartowy]

Somehow I have either never noticed the vest being an overlay or maybe it's just this video but i have literally almost died when i realized it :D

[@androsh9039]

"I used to do Shakespeare" - JSH

[@CarlMakesVideos]

He needs to do this for donations, so that he can afford a real vest.

[@jodiexalazar2]

that fake vest stream must've been fire. so many clips

[@f3rny_66]

I love when a "trend" is barely 3 persons doing a thing nowadays

[@SyntheticFuture]

If it's 3 people doing it and making good money it will be 3 million people tomorrow. And these people will insist other people are the sheep...

[@kidman2505]

Once more under the bridge, ice cream tastes so good, gang gang, popcorn.

[@calvinheslop2585]

That was actually a good Razeal.

[@dexalon2255]

Omg the legacy of Kain speech was goddam amazing!

[@Lunaticmoonart]

I've stared at josh for 3 minutes Im totally down for 3 hours of Oblivion NPC content.

[@jasper265]

Confirmed, Josh has an "accountant" in his bedroom....

[@Pavel-wj7gy]

"It is such a quiet thing, to fall. But far more terrible is to admit it."

[@fallenangelchaos]

"Blood makes the grass grow!" " feel my sting! " "I am not a pack-mule"

[@Chromodar]

Chaos unit: "ENEMIES!!!" *me trying to figure out where my forces are being attacked for 2 panicked seconds* Same chaos unit: "... We need enemies." Every damn time 😅

[@Zuriki09]

Your gold reserves are running low. You cannot afford to train creatures. Your creatures are under attack! Your creatures are fighting amongst themselves! Your creatures are falling in battle.

[@DarkSoulSama]

NPC quotes? "They're masterworks all, you can't go wrong!"

[@FlorelaFTW]

It took me 3 minutes to notice that the vest wasn't real.

[@206Zelda]

Ironic that thescholar13 in the chat states that our Josh here needs to touch grass again, when the scholar needs to go outside and smell the roses 🤣👌

[@simonholmes6473]

For Pong, when your opponent scored a point, you need the Drizzt voice......."Your guard was down!"

[@JKJustSaying]

Josh proving why AI will never replace actors - AI can't feel the words with a passion.

[@K1Crawford]

"Join the army they said, SEE THE WORLD they said.... I'd rather be sailing" I use to say that a lot when i got sent outside the class room at school :P

[@russetpotato8941]

It's not quite NPC dialogue, but you can't forget the best line of Divinity 2 dialogue: I'LL YIELD TO NONE

[@limner123]

Hamlet is my favorite of his works, so this is wins all around for me

[@Octokaizer]

If I was an NPC whenever people donated I would just yell "YOU MUST CONSTRUCT ADDITIONAL PYLONS."

[@Mel-mu8ox]

Sounds of my childhood..... " Yes? " - " Dabu " - " Say the word " - " My life for the Horde! " - " Your annoying my dog " - " I am able to help " - " Death to the enemies of the Horde! " - " Hey, shut up! The bat cant hear where he's goin!" - "I don't trust them at all" - " Victory for the Horde! "

[@menjavlafitta]

You sir, are a genius.

[@niloinreverse]

"Ad astra abyssosque! Welcome to the Adventurer's Guild"

[@KnjazNazrath]

ngl, I was really hoping for an "IT'S ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON!" because, when you think about it IT'S ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON! I mean, it's basically August. That means autumn's around the corner so IT'S ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON! In fact, if you're a fan of potatoes they're actually harvested in August anyway so I'm not even lying when I tell you that IT'S ALMOST HARVESTING SEASON!

[@AmunetRa]

I was hoping for "An illusion? What are you hiding?" or at least a "zug zug"

[@Befuddled_Ostrich]

Josh: "I need some 40k inspirational speeches." "From the moment I understood the weakness of my flesh, it disgusted me. I craved the strength and certainty of steel. I aspired to the purity of the blessed machine. Your kind cling to your flesh as if it will not decay and fail you. One day, the crude biomass you call a temple will wither, and you will beg my kind to save you. But I am already saved. For the Machine is Immortal. Even in death, I serve the Omnissiah."

[@thentheric6361]

I'm pretty sure a Josh voice AI NPC could be trained just from this video alone.

[@ingolf82]

**grabs an icecream** "For the Overmind! Yum!"

[@DaereonLive]

Ahum... on the part of the Baldur's Gate quotes I'm missing... MY HOTEL IS AS CLEAN AS AN ELVEN ARSE!

[@acidintheface]

"I used to read Shakespeare...." fucking killed me!