I Married Stardew Valley's MILF

[@theone614777]

I wanted to date Marnie when i first played the game. *I was devastated when i found out the truth.*

[@ThyFloorestFloor]

Same bro, same.

[@AkemiStormBorn]

Same here. I got so sad.

[@BoB_14808]

Same with Caroline

[@Nakkokohlakosi]

I wanted to marry Demetrius when I first played the game because I forgot that Harvey exists

[@Arixandrine]

She's so cute, it's unbelievable that CA made such a pretty sprite for a non romanceable woman

[@RisingRevengeance]

I once married Caroline because 1. She's the best milf 2. Pierre gets shafted and lonely 3. Abby is now your daughter 4. You now have deeper connections to the wizard As for the bread question I'd totally become friends with the weirdo that keeps throwing bread at me

[@froggyslap]

u are so real

[@inerlotechnologies4908]

Oh please, Pierre can’t feel loneliness. He’s an avatar of greed and hate.

[@cannedsocks41]

​@@inerlotechnologies4908he would prolly be happy since he can focus more on earning money

[@henkhenk1601]

Didn’t she cheat on Pierre tho? How’s that “the best milf” bro 💀💀

[@RisingRevengeance]

@@henkhenk1601 Maybe but it's Pierre so wouldn't you?

[@vingplan1881]

KENT THANKED YOU FOR STEALING HIS WIFE? Brotha, have a little self respect 😨

[@jimbob6261]

he just took some notes from Adam22

[@ChaffleWadapon]

He just watched some Sneako streams recently

[@_aoe]

THESE REPLIES

[@pankopo]

bro hates himself❤

[@avayamm]

My fiancé IMMEDIATELY fell in love with Jodi within his first 30 minutes of playing for the first time and now every time he sees or talks to Jodi he throws a micro fit agonizing over the fact he can't marry her. He has decided to stay celibate and have Krobus move in, saying "If I can't have Jodi I don't want anyone". I don't see it tbh. Robin's way better in my opinion

[@alysterruth8870]

Robin and Caroline are 1 million times better than Jodi 😂😂😂

[@heli0s101]

With Robin, you're getting sloppy thirds from a coal burner. Pass!

[@asdf-qx5fg]

​@NG-jd9bx what a strangely sexist thing to say lmao

[@kardnails8729]

Robin ftw

[@kardnails8729]

@@asdf-qx5fg *racist

[@TheJillers]

I think it would be cool if in order to marry someone like Jodi you had to not just get her hearts up but also her kids hearts up and that if the kids' hearts deterioritated below a certain threshhold youd get a cutscene where the parent discussed their concern for yours and the kids relationship and they break ip with you if you let thise hearts get too low.

[@natethegamelord]

This was an entire trip the whole way though, and considering the name meaning of a "Jodi" when referring to military wives just makes this even worse, though this does show the stardew valley community will not stop to marry everything in the game.

[@I_AM_HYDRAA]

What does Jodi mean?

[@reesespp3965]

@@I_AM_HYDRAAjody is the guy who steals your s/o while you’re deployed

[@Ocean-Jay]

Red flags were going the moment I met Jodi.

[@flyguy8814]

I used the multiple spouses mod to propose to Jodi in front of both Kent and Vincent once. She said yes.

[@bonkersturnip]

4:05 if someone gave me 125 baguettes, they're definitely marriage material

[@Zettymaster]

I dont know, Jodi isnt really who i think of amongst the stardew wives... Robin is just the better choice.

[@k_rinabeena]

jodi always gave the energy of a woman who got pregnant straight after high school and married her military boyfriend bc it was just kind of the expected option. And then when kent was deployed, she realised that this is not the life she wants. They tried to fix it with a second child since sam's baby years were the happiest of their marriage but it made things worse when kent inevitably left again. So now jodi dreams about the hot young farmer and the life that could've been

[@8rosesofthemoon8]

None of them are truly happy. Jodi loves Kent but kind of wishes she took more years to marry and enjoy her youth. Demetrius literally acts like a robot with Robin and even complained when he gifted him an ornate bed made by her. And Pierre is basically an workaholic, not spending time with his family, not to mention the theories about her affair with the wizard/ hook up when they were young, which makes the situation even more sad cause she's married to Pierre, the wizard suspects he has a daughter in the valley but never seems to engage with Abigail.

[@Pluelul]

idk I feel like robin and demetrius are pretty happy, they have a lot healthier relationship and i feel like they do more couple stuff than the others do like dancing or showing more affection at festivals than other married couples

[@h4ppyp3an4buter6]

@@Pluelul yeah demetrius is just kinda of a jerk annoying nerd sometimes but hes acceptable y know?

[@alikupo]

As someone who loves bread, I definitely would become friends with someone who gave me bread twice a week. Also, free food.

[@debs_7163]

Can we talk about the fact that Jodi invites you to dinner, but only if you bring dinner?

[@Shezestriakis]

Why marry Jodi when Robin exists?

[@sheepmuffles9798]

"I almost feel like a part of the family now!" "Oh, I'll be part of the family..." bro the sound i made LMAO

[@Mr.Plant1994]

My first play through I thought It would be funny to try to marry Pam, and was really disappointed that all that happens is she says no

[@Idk-ys7uw]

Surely youve got to marry Pierre just to see if hes really a bad person 👀👀

[@hei7846]

Caroline was the first NPC i wanted to date in the game

[@karriiiiii13]

Nobody: Gug: holy smokes

[@hannahharris1384]

Don’t know about y’all.. but Willy though…🤫🤫

[@lizziefirkey6385]

Wondering what Jodi thought you would be like when you were a recluse for an entire year xD

[@splendidsimp]

1:58 As someone who has a farmer dad, famers do, in fact, wear the same type of cool sunglasses that you do

[@55minecraft]

honestly if someone started giving me bread twice a week, depending on what type of bread it is? i'd probably start planning out recipes based on when i was given the bread LOL like "oh, they're gonna come give me bread on sunday, i should buy butter and garlic powder so i can make some garlic bread" type stuff

[@ultimate_yippee]

smart!

[@scose]

they'll stop coming around once they realize you used garlic powder instead of fresh garlic

[@-jeff-]

I had glich in one playthrough where Kent was there from the start at year 1. I had up to max hearts and then at the start of Year 2 he shows and was back to no hearts.

[@pokadotplot]

Robin is the best.

[@_hariata]

Wow, early to a Waligug video, it's a miracle

[@LeafyCarrots]

Jodi skinwalker...? awwh snap

[@Mrs_Truth]

Marry Evelyn

[@ultimate_yippee]

oh yeah it think there’s one super weird mod where you can go that

[@KandiKontent]

gmilf

[@ManOfChickens]

I wanted to date either Robin or Marnie before I had Stardew valley, I have not recovered since I realized that I can’t.

[@Jigglysaint]

Can't wait to see the Pam mod.

[@neurospicypisces]

You know, I have maxed hearts with everyone on 2 plays and I dont think I've ever seen a Jodi cutscene (otherthan the dinner quest and popcorn scene with Kent)

[@therealkikiii]

I’m sorry but toast is amazing. I’d be so happy if someone gave me bread twice a week🤣

[@joejoe-cs8ct]

marry abigail’s guinea pig

[@ThyFloorestFloor]

Yes, then the dog

[@ghost_to_a_ghost]

even in vanilla Stardew, she is undeniably flirty to the player.

[@ghost_to_a_ghost]

Kent is such a good dude, though. i love making friends with him. he has such a genuine smile. holy crap i play this game too much 😂

[@cloudypine3683]

I never picked up on the Jodi flirtation stuff! What are some things she says that reads as flirty? (Also 100% agree on the kent comment)

[@SuitorASMR]

This mod is so - effed up

[@spacefish426]

This was posted 20 seconds ago what the hell??! And hello!

[@thinker1417]

I mean cmon, have you seen those pixels…. Gyatttt

[@Marlodrama]

He said thank god shes gone now i can be with her doppelgänger 😂

[@smileyface_500]

kent be like: stop giving jodi diamonds, they remind me of the war!

[@Unoriginal____Starwalker]

It's a crime i can't date Robin without mods. i swear

[@hooddaddy7124]

Robbin is my one and only love, but ill settle for her son i guess -_- I was crushed when i first played and SHE EVEN SHOWS UP TO THE FARM AND UUUUUGH. Demetrius sucks, she'd be happier with me 🤣

[@concordolindavdd]

Caroline supremacy 🛐🛐

[@NeverBeenToBrisbane]

I really wonder what everyone else in town thinks when they see you and Jodi

[@Icy_DH]

Bro cooked too hard

[@staydetermined6717]

Now marry Kent

[@oliverjoukowsky4451]

Caroline slander tbh

[@strawberrylemonadelioness]

I'm attracted to more non datable characters in this game than datable ones. Like I really like Robin. She's cute and I like her personality.

[@ferretzilla2976]

Sorry. New to the channel. But Waligug's farmer is based on Caillou right?

[@Gabe791]

Next video: I married stardew valley’s GILF

[@AverageTSM]

4:11 Well. I'm 79% sure I'm an npc. So yes.

[@katgrace8834]

…what just happened?!

[@Pluelul]

caroline is hotterthan jodie tbh. but its a robin/caroline tie for me

[@Granola_Bar7]

just date fucking robin dude she is the best

[@Junkuza]

So when are you divorcing her and marrying Kent?

[@KatelinTheKat]

I had no idea you could marry the married people. Lol

[@Mein_zweiter_Kanal]

Now then. Is this considered NTR?

[@killerboyzz5494]

Smash next question

[@Ajsk8s]

Heeeeeell yeah

[@notbananapt9866]

Crazy

[@LostHorizons0]

It’s all about maru for me a hot nerdy chick

[@dbiddady6934]

Hop on overwatch guggers

[@iHazm]

what is the mod he uses for thr crops?? like it shows how long it will take to grow

[@Granola_Bar7]

EARLY

[@McGoogger]

Take robin from Demetrius NOW

[@hodgepodgemania]

Ah Jodi, one of the MOST BORING characters in the WHOLE DAMN GAME.

[@cloudypine3683]

DAMN YA REALLY GOTTA DO HER LIKE THAT HUH?

[@dazzafoster]

Where's shark at?

[@memyselfshaz]

lol

[@gayforurparents2990]

Marry Robin. I dare you. I double dog dare you.

[@Eco-wx3jd]

I hate jodi. I feel like if Sam was gay, she would go buck wild.

[@ashtonraether5215]

Why? You're the first person I've heard say that. I don't think Alex mentions anything about his family being homophobic if you pursue him as a guy either.

[@cloudypine3683]

but- but sam can be gay- and jodi doesnt go buck wild- if you are a guy who marries sam

[@maple7mitchell438]

Demetrius a.k.a D.I.L.F

[@Average_Moldovan_User]

wtf does milf mean

[@Eclipse-rl.]

Idk

[@ThePrimeMinisterOfTheBlock]

Really you modded the game to do this and you choice Jodi over Robin??? Fuckin unsubscribing