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Pokemon Brilliant Diamond and Shining Pearl but on here we spell it like Diemond
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[@s.kil.7300]

Okay can we take a minute to appreciate the art used in this video for when blood was defeated along with when geodoof falling? It really emphasizes the feelings of triumph and absolute loss with the details and the art style itself. I'll stop myself from going on a whole artistic rant but awesome job Wafferscotch.

[@retro3188]

And the music! “Miitopia-A Happy Ending”

[@s.kil.7300]

@@retro3188 Yes, that too!! I didn't know the name of it but thank you

[@Icey_0]

I literally thought that was part of the game. It looked like something Nintendo would do

[@G--Prim-]

bedoof

[@PolitoedFan9002]

There was a 10% chance for onix btw

[@AverytheCubanAmerican]

Failboat: I don't want to jinx myself, but I don't think Bidoofs are this far off Bidoof: *You know the rules, and so do I*

[@zendroid9509]

*say goodbye*

[@Heidijackward]

Say bidoof

[@disgracedfork5654]

*a full commitment’s what I’m thinking of*

[@sky-sx5gt]

@@disgracedfork5654 you won't get this from any other guy

[@Mimikkyudayo]

The best part about this is that theres an official pokemon rickroll about bidoof Bidoof roll: kzbin.info/www/bejne/r5qqdqJnq9Wppq8

[@mintspectre]

Combine that idiocy with an entire team of bidoofs and you will get an extremely minuscule chance of completing the nuzlocke

[@acceldiamond8651]

It’s never 0.0% tho (?)

[@impressed4072]

Then make it a type swap with random abilities and moves.

[@skorupigo5544]

If its not 100% it's 50%

[@ragebunny9763]

Eat the butter to win

[@pforgottonsoul]

@@acceldiamond8651 so you're saying theres a chance?

[@thunderstar7682]

Fun fact: the coffin dance meme is something people do in funerals to be happy that person was in their lives instead of mourning over the fact they died. Dan essentially coffin danced his Geodude

[@Dr.Meme-Man]

That’s what I’ve heard to!!! Geoduff got the GREATEST send off in existence!!!!!!!

[@AnymMusic]

okay jokes aside, that's a great way of coping with death

[@supercamborg4218]

That’s actually genuinely touching, it’s really sweet

[@Vooblebooble]

Wait a second... His name is Dan???

[@threecheeseburrito]

@@Vooblebooble yeah, you didn't know? He's the real Dirty Dan

[@shortshowname]

Starting off with a hospital bed I wouldn’t expect anything less

[@Businessman_Justin]

yup

[@AxxLAfriku]

I am so unpretty 😭 When I go to the bank, they turn the cameras off. At least I am a big star on KZbin. So don't feel too bad for me, dear sh

[@illybenezri7502]

B

[@Batterykitten8]

@@AxxLAfriku Well then good for you Because nobody asked

[@prismoth]

@@AxxLAfriku hah, no one asked

[@goosifyed9717]

give a man a bidoof: he fights for a day teach a man to bidoof: he doesnt know how to get anything other than geodudes and bidoofs.

[@RedOshawott23]

This ‘Bidoof clause’ now needs to be something that every player doing a nuzlocke follows: if you find a third Bidoof in a row on a certain route, the dupes clause is no longer active and the Bidoof clause says that you must catch a Bidoof of the given route. Now we just need to find a way to make this official.

[@Twinklethefox9022]

That would be painful for me. I'd use them all for healing my other pokemon when times get tough.

[@luigipowdemo6458]

That would be fun XD (and probably infuriating D:< ).

[@Magikoopa-tw8po]

"This burger could be so hard it could be served in a middle school cafeteria!" As a current member of the public school system, I have to say that was more of a burn than even the charred chicken nuggets I get.

[@giovannieich7487]

You get chicken nuggets? Here in Germany, students have to hunt their food themselves.

[@Magikoopa-tw8po]

@@giovannieich7487 Well, I only get food if I'm lucky. It's like Jurassic Park in there sometimes. Most people either buy their food from the rich people like a prison movie or hunt it down themselves. Bear Grylls has nothing on some of the stuff I've seen.

[@giovannieich7487]

@@Magikoopa-tw8po Why don‘t you just eat the rich people? This way you get their meat, money and additional food they carry around with themselves.

[@Magikoopa-tw8po]

@@giovannieich7487 ...How did you know my secret? Nah, but I do get food. It's not exactly 5-star or anything, but it gets the job done, at least until I get home. I guess things over there are no better than over in good ol' Freedomland, eh? Always wondered what schools were like over there.

[@giovannieich7487]

@@Magikoopa-tw8po Well, at least from what I‘ve heard, German school food is admittedly better than the stuff offered in American public schools, mostly due to differences in funding… 😅 The option to eat at school is only available from grades 1-7 though; after that, you‘ll either have to bring enough from home to last you through the 7:55-17:00 days or buy something during the breaks at stores close to your school.

[@somedavidoguy_5629]

Giving failboat stealth rock was messed up. He basically picked up the crumbled remains of geodoof and handed them back to him to use in battle

[@supercamborg4218]

I didn’t even think about that, that’s so morbid. To be fair though, it is fitting for the Pokémon universe considering how messed up it is, with Pokémon that straight up consume souls being kept as companions despite keeping people from the afterlife that’s stated to exist in that universe

[@bopplemcnuggets4387]

I like when he used a stab move of good power at twice the level of a starly and assumed it wouldn't have ohko-ed without the crit

[@celestia74]

I did a calculation and depending on the IVs of both the Starly could have survived non-crit actually.

[@Blue-fg8vt]

@@celestia74 so since theirs that risk it was a fail already

[@impressed4072]

I like when you assumed his smart enough to know that.

[@celestia74]

@@Blue-fg8vt Assuming a risk does not instantly mean that you have lost, it only increases your likelihood of doing so.

[@misirtere9836]

@@celestia74 What really should've been done is using one of the bidoofs to weaken the starly (like... any of the starlys? at all?). Because they aren't level 10 brutalizers, they can crit without fainting the starly. That's the kind of thing you have to account for in the high-stakes arena of a nuzlocke.

[@failboat]

Haha everyone say your final words in chat haha

[@NotAiken]

Haha

[@addy9778]

If you love me let me goooooo

[@Winx175]

bidoof

[@justinsustin5272]

your final words in chat haha

[@niftyskyblue]

oonga boonga _bunger_

[@Teddygal30]

I've missed the exhilaration of watching a Failboat nuzlocke

[@chimklee]

Same

[@Rhysspuffs]

“I am really *really* stupid” I think we can all relate to that.

[@dumbdave961]

I can XD

[@mimimirza6294]

Me in a math quiz:

[@yeets_galore3133]

Same here. IQ ZERO GANG

[@The_Red_Spy_TF2]

@@yeets_galore3133 baby numbers

[@MateCo19]

“The floor is more polished than the game”

[@RyderMK]

“Just when you thought one was done, the other one came equipped with a gun!” True poetry of Failboat.

[@mr.sheeppeehs4204]

This feels familiar in more than one way. Even that death bed at the beginning

[@bopplemcnuggets4387]

he used the deathbed image in the last animal crossing episode, that might be why

[@mr.sheeppeehs4204]

@@bopplemcnuggets4387 I know, but thanks

[@gronakillen]

It was posted yesterday

[@mr.sheeppeehs4204]

@@gronakillen I know

[@gronakillen]

@@mr.sheeppeehs4204 good that you know

[@MeloniestNeon]

A fun start to a new Pokemon: Bidoof Diamond and Starly Genocide nuzlocke! Watched the streams for once and had a blast, lol. (Also I named by first Bidoof in my current Platinum Nuzlocke "A Geodude" in honor of "A Bidoof") Edit: Because I have nothing better to do here's an update on the Platinum Nuzlocke for the 0 people who care! My started has nearly died 5 times now (Prinplup kinda bad mid-evolution ngl) Old-gen Zubat through Crobat carries hard, lucky Gibble encounter who also now carries hard, and overleveling by one on my whole party for the ghost gym left me at a perfect level for a good three-four more routes. Oh and also only one death and it was a fodder catch so yey.

[@pattychan3941]

o7

[@rapogirl1391]

Funny enough, I started playing this game before I watched the video, and you know what I named my Bidoof? Danny.

[@beingbored7617]

I kinda want more update on the story lol.

[@Vinni-2K]

thank you. but who asked :P?

[@phoenix117]

the best way to open a video: a soft, sad, dramatic monologue, striking you in the heart with a feeling of great sorrow.... then HIT EM WITH THE FUNNY JOKE AND CUE THE CHEERY MUSIC ITS POKÉMON NUZLOCKE TIME BABY

[@moondragon2502]

The art shown at critical moments are just so good, i love it !

[@LenoxVeleno]

*"We should just stab them and se if they die"* - Failboat 2021

[@basilbae]

“Now I have to commit theft and robbery” So relatable

[@masonwhite3698]

The moment where he reached Roark and went "I'm just gonna call it a dub." I knew immediately that he was going to lose *something* to Roark's Cranidos.

[@WiiMote070]

Mfw this goofy rock dino has the attack force of a Heracross

[@endergeo116]

Sooo... who's gonna tell him he could've just gotten a zubat from the cave north

[@Patterrz]

we're all in 2021 but your KZbin titles are in 3021

[@triggerhappy4199]

Ikr

[@sweet-n-spicy_]

I'm happy that you watch one of my favorite KZbinrs

[@andysavs1838]

Omg patterz

[@ShatteredShqrd]

@@triggerhappy4199 no gold no glory

[@Yumz_I_Guess]

The fact that patterz, one of THE MOST popular poketubers watches fail and his content makes me really anticipated for when he gets into the big leagues like jaiden animations’ and alpharad’s collaborations over Pokémon

[@JayPi1016]

No one talking about the art in between/during the battles?! THAT WAS SO COOL

[@flopflip8972]

My final words will be "IN MY NEXT LIFE I WANT TO BE NAMED FAILURE!"

[@shooterperson]

I never thought I'd be this hype to see a battle between a bidoof and a turtwig

[@SupremeLeaderKimJong-un]

When he encounters a Pokemon that isn't Bidoof: panik He yeets it: kalm

[@bitchaos4591]

He encounters Bidoof again: PANIK

[@Gamma_Eaglit]

never forget Geodoof and Buffboof... anyways, Bunger am I right

[@indianscoobysnacks5162]

rip buffboof

[@itymona5817]

Wait, did Buffboof die off video?

[@indianscoobysnacks5162]

@@itymona5817 he got killed horribly

[@supercamborg4218]

@@indianscoobysnacks5162 oh dear. Well, with the song celebrating their lives as they were sent off, may they be partying in celebration of any victories the team has in the future

[@berryl1333]

i started and lost my nuzlocke in the span of one hour because I'm impatient and I feel very proud for some reason

[@Xman34washere]

18:55 I love how the gym leader theme goes into overdrive

[@seninkamui1958]

What’s the name of the theme. I need to know.

[@Xman34washere]

@@seninkamui1958 the johto champion theme is what's used

[@seninkamui1958]

@@Xman34washere Thank you! And may you have a great day.

[@exi_m7074]

I can’t wait until we see Daniel’s team of almost all water types. Happened during the second stream. *ALSO YOU T E C H N I C A L L Y HAVE A BIRD IN THE FORM OF KLUMP-*

[@unitds27-delta]

What do you mean? Penguins aren't birds, penguins can't fly.

[@fartmelon503]

Boy do I love getting a notification on my phone that just says "uh oh"

[@the_godbodor7026]

Honestly, loved the splash screens with custom art. Really cool stuff

[@catherinelopresti4579]

Damm what a cinematic opening

[@matorihoji]

I like to imagine that the coffin dance is a Doof family tradition, meanwhile Klump looks on in horror as the Doofs kinda just funk off to the graveyard

[@michaelbumbury464]

Whoever did the art, did a amazing job, and I hope they are able make more of these masterpieces.

[@supercamborg4218]

Rest In Peace Geodoof, may you be partying in celebration for every victory the team has in the future

[@luigikartds6807]

The problem: I'm really down in the dumps, and need something to distract me from my social responsibilities. The solution: Put on a Failboat video, as I know the quick pace, music choices, editing, and Mr. Boat himself will cheer me up. AND THEY DID IT THEMSELVES. I was having a really crummy night, so this video was just what I needed. Thank you.

[@Cheviix]

Your editing is genuinely fantastic, was on the edge of my seat the whole way :D

[@fool9711]

starting with two bidoofs and a deceased rock off the bat, I can already tell this is gonna be a good nuzlocke

[@dagny524]

"Birds aren't real" Piplup, a penguin: 👁👄👁

[@ralaire]

my final words are "so what we're just some sort of real life"

[@wummydragon2103]

Choose the pokemon that will accompany you to your eventual grave: -Subscribe to Failboat -The starter pokemon from the actual game -None from the above

[@bct2308]

Pokémon Brilliant Wall and Pokémon Shining Floor are games that I would buy.

[@quilaviper]

Oh my gosh, your energy is absolutely amazing!!! I laughed so many times! XD Super entertaining watch, elevated by the amazing art pieces too! Definitely looking forward to more nuzlocke pain!

[@SangreSodiePops]

i love me just looking at something and the top of my screen just *uh oh* , this will be a good one

[@Vince692]

When you type “uh oh” for the title You know things are going down

[@etervius]

12:50 bungers points needed to level up is perfect

[@chickenmanfy]

"Hey there, bloody" -Failboat 2021

[@bunny6503]

"Birds aren't real!" Runs around with a penguin

[@Joeandmanythings]

Fail PLEASE keep uploading these videos as episodes on KZbin!! I haven’t laughed this much or enjoyed a video so much in a looooong time lmao!

[@pokechamp7524]

I'm loving how the thumbnail gives me your Sword & Shield nuzlocke vibes with your character looking dead inside when someone died.

[@dontellaniwone]

You're the reason they still force players to watch the catching tutorial.

[@fortuneguy2622]

19:32 "14,000,605 possibilities" "How much do we win?" "One"

[@ZredArts]

The Bidoof vs Turtwig fight felt like a Metapod vs Metapod

[@omlett6482]

I'm like 5 minutes in and I can't wait for another one to bite the dust

[@johnnymind4151]

Not enacting the dupes clause consistently will be the ruin of this run, but I wouldn't have it any other way! By the way, the art in this video was beautiful, perfect for those moments!

[@redwings13400]

Saccing Geodoof was the right move. Roark's Cranidos is scary, that potion and sacrifice may have saved the run

[@clairefutrell5089]

I loved this so much. Please post the rest of your journey

[@brownhood712]

5:16 Starly has died, and you're laughing...

[@GliTchedK]

Hey I like the chibi style in the new remake! It’s actually similar to the original seeing how from the top down angle of the game the characters are chibi style.

[@nugget0928]

There will never be a greater tragedy than the fact that this series wasn’t continued.

[@blast__zone]

Fail: I now hate Pokemon Challenges Pokemon Challenges: This is why I recommend Pokemon BDSP as your first nuzlocke, even if you have a team of only BIdoof, you can win.

[@Fr1endly7]

Failboat REALLY has some guts to make his first playthrough of a Pokémon game a nuzlocke

[@kordencaden5560]

Everytime you have a wild encounter, I imagine it being Bidoof and immediately burst out laughing. XD

[@bladeboi5664]

“This burger is so hard it could be served at a middle school cafeteria” *I felt that*

[@CliveHandforthTheCalendarMan]

2:39 Kinda bug, Kinda snack, *Bunger's back and he's here to attack!*

[@PikachuLover0927]

21:08 I was waiting for that Coffin dance meme

[@lunawohlmut4821]

This is the most stressful nuzlocke I’ve ever witnessed

[@joebradburnii]

Honestly a great way to do a nuzlocke series. Super funny my man!

[@Moony-Lighty]

Y’all will NOT be ready for the future episodes. RIP Buffboof… he lived the greatest of lives.

[@theta9273]

So apparently that Turtwig only had two moves for the Route 203 battle, according to Serebii

[@MitoNova583]

The BD in BDSP stands for BiDoof.

[@Gr-nr5rp]

Failboat: bird aren’t real Piplup, the PENGUIN Pokémon:am I a joke to you

[@Agent719]

I greatly look forward to the rest of this run.

[@CuteZi]

Failboat really did put the "fun" in funeral

[@laurenchinsphealsupremacis9978]

I'm so glad that fail wanted piplup. Penguin supremacy!🐧

[@AnimeLoveLover123]

This is the most intense pokemon beginning I have ever seen. Also the splashes of art was an awesome edition.

[@lucario3558]

This is the beginning.. of an amazing new legend in Failboat time.

[@Pixelite_]

My man could’ve just thrown a Pokeball at any of the early encounters without attacking and avoided literally *all* of the trouble he went through lol

[@LenoxVeleno]

Know one will see this but Klump is literally my pfp

[@kirstenonic05]

I've watched many nuzlockes in the past And this has to be the most unlucky, disastrous ones I've seen yet

[@redcrystal7710]

The artwork is just perfect! *chef's kiss*

[@volteonex1862]

Put a band aid on it, they’ll be fine :)

[@JT_2007]

Klump seems to be trigger happy.

[@Sonofshuwu]

Fail, you need an award for your editing.

[@maffoo9775]

There will never be a nuzlocke death that was as sad as Arms'. R.I.P Geodoof.

[@GameIdiots69]

Oh no not a nuslock

[@xavierluvpancake6617]

O

[@halloweenlover1031]

O

[@sir.piglatin8007]

O

[@Ky8_]

O

[@GameIdiots69]

O

[@PikachuLover0927]

19:01 This art is amazing

[@officersoulknight6321]

1:37 GODDAMNIT FAILBOAT YOU MADE ME SPIT OUT MY SODA

[@eeveekid6426]

With the amount fail gets for every nuzlock I'm surprised we haven't seen a "pokemon nuzlock story time animation" yet.

[@sukaisage]

I wish he had continued this

[@treyrezach3609]

that art was actually amazing for the fight

[@agamerslifetorture6274]

If Failboat can't do a normal catch whilst also encountering the same Pokémon over and over I don't wanna know what Pokémon Legends is ganna be like

[@TensityTrillium]

Back at it again with yet another nuzlock series!

[@wetnamE]

True

[@halloweenlover1031]

among

[@reaperflar273]

2:35 you might be able to stop your own hunger but pick a god and pray because you'll never stop bunger......

[@monkeygeorge67monkeygeorge76]

Failboat: birds aren’t real. Klump: (dies)

[@gonga2587]

You really gotta admire Fail's rhyming skills on the spot