I Now Own 100% Of The Film Industry

[@Nonuli]

I love how this suggests that Spiff didn't already secretly own 100% of the film industry.

[@DugdoesDigging]

if he had it wouldn't be anywhere near as bad as it is now :(

[@djordemahoney]

But he does...

[@alucide]

Does this mean DEI is a loophole?

[@asherdevin]

@@alucide It kinda was for the last few years. It allowed you to do whatever you want with no repercussions because the donors would cover it.

[@Zimon_Sombie]

It wouldn't be woke if he did.

[@beastmode_576]

How Reanu Keeves didn’t make an appearance as a created actor is shocking, he’s is perfectly balanced and simply breathtaking

[@RFDN0]

He is trapped in video games.

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

he would break the film industry

[@Colleywoodstudios]

ARE YOU MAD!? we have to keep him trapped in bethesda games to slake his blood thirst!

[@UlshaRS]

Reality was already breaking before a single production started

[@watchbot7517]

He must never break containment

[@An_Alias]

Its funny seeing one of these titles as a notification because with Spiff, I'd believe it if it weren't a game.

[@djordemahoney]

Someday you'll get a notif thats actually true. Trust me.

[@Bittamin]

That’s for real what I thought was happening here 😂

[@finnsharma6331]

i honestly half belived that too

[@Apollo-Computers]

I thought it wasn't a game either....

[@MrPBuddyone]

One day there is like "i now own netflix and disney" and Spiff showing a real money glitch buying Stocks

[@damejanea.macdonald2371]

13:19 Assuming this film industry is starting in the U.S., a ticket to see Spiff's first film costs $359.47 in 2024 dollars, which is directed by and acted in by people labelled as nobodies. A real steal of a deal. Similarly, the hardest difficulty starts you off with a mere $2.25 million and Spiff grew it quickly to almost $80 million. In September of his first year, his movies made him about $25 million in a month (14:49). Imagine if he got his share dividends. By the end of the video (17:47), Scam Studios sits on just short of $200 million 2024 USD thanks to his finance fraud and 3 films. Well done, Spiffing Brit, best director of 1940.

[@bensoncheung2801]

[@AnonymousAnarchist2]

Fincancial fraud matching real world manipulations that was was made legal between 1880, and 1932. and almost identically made legal again in 1982, with the small expception of requiring taking out a bank loan to access said fraudulent funds. Uh. Not for the law, but because theres an extra Tax loophole.

[@SavathunSussyImpostor]

@@AnonymousAnarchist2Wait, it’s legal? Then why doesn’t everyone do it?

[@benjaminmiddaugh2729]

@@SavathunSussyImpostor Are you familiar with the term "Hollywood Accounting?" They kind of do. At least they make things so complicated that almost nobody knows where all the money goes/comes from during the process.

[@sacrificiallamb4568]

I think we know who caused that crash that lead to the Great Depression.

[@LighterGreenGaming]

"Two dudes inside of each other; that's my favorite scene!" 💀

[@Falpastymonster]

Wild

[@kingpanguan]

I don't blame him 🥵

[@probablythedm1669]

​@@kingpanguanbased. 😎

[@Toteniuz]

What was the PG rating again? 😅

[@elliebutterbean]

@@LighterGreenGaming how comical 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹 homosexuals

[@CodaTheDuck]

I wouldn’t even be surprised if Spiff somehow came to own all of Hollywood through some obscure loophole

[@Zarkyun]

I'm going to be honest when I saw that title the first thing that came to mind was "did spiff really just find a loophole to somehow buy out all of Hollywood?" 😅

[@Nietzscheisback-AS]

​@@Zarkyun i like how we all thought he just bought the real thing without questioning it

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

That is, after all, how Hollywood owns all of Hollywood.

[@paulknight5018]

That would be perfectly balanced!

[@carlsiouxfalls]

Soon it won't even need to be an obscure loophole, as the Hollywood studios continue to collapse and buy each other up just to survive a bit longer.

[@gctypo2838]

"1. Sell shares at high valuation. 2. Lower our share value. 3. Buy them back at a lower price." - I feel like this is an existing scam; what is it called when this is done in real life?

[@rodericklenz5030]

Fraud.

[@slindebjerg]

pump and dump

[@AgentTasmania]

It's some freakish reverse pump & Dump. Or a somewhat weird sequence/context on insider trading shorts.

[@jamesdandrea7284]

If you build an office block its fraud. If you make an intentionally bad film with the money it's Springtime for Hitler

[@SkyHighSkylar]

well it’s not a pump and dump, it’s more of a dump and pump

[@johnalogue9832]

How to win at business: Acquire wealth in a dubious manner, buy everyone else, exploit everyone. You know, sometimes simulation games compromise on realism to make for more compelling gameplay, but it's nice to see such an in-depth and flawless recreation of reality too.

[@alucide]

Opportunity for Rock ¨the johnson¨ Dwayne missed.

[@DetectiveHalogen]

@@alucide that’s for the follow-up to “Two Dudes Inside of Each Other”

[@BertoxolusThePuzzled]

Dwayne "rock hard" Johnson, noted star of movies such as "Two Dudes Inside of Each Other" and its many sequels.

[@notenoughmonkeys]

Using only financial fraud to make movies, this is either a Spiffing Brit video or a Uwe Boll documentary.

[@Holycurative9610]

Sounds like most movie studios.....

[@rodericklenz5030]

To be fair, Boll uses films to make financial fraud, not the other way around.

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

I think uwe boll, paradoxically created the best video game to film adaptation ever when he created the postal movie. Which is more of a statement about the state of video game adaptations than anything else honestly. That and the fact that postal is a . . . special creature . . . in every sense of the word.

[@tz8785]

Or "The Producers" (Mel Brooks version).

[@pitust]

So basically the game doesn't consider fixed assets (and their incredible 100% liquidity) when valuing your company. Cool!

[@arjunsatheesh7609]

I was wondering the same. They did not value any of the buildings on the lot , just the cash. This makes it truly easy to exploit.

[@gemstonegynoid7475]

Most games would have items resell at a fraction of the cost of buying.

[@CommanderConquer00]

Yeah. This can be barely called in exploit. The programmers didn't bother (or, more likely, weren't given the time) to actually make the game before it was kicked out the door/released.

[@VITAS874]

​@@CommanderConquer00 well this game came out almost straight after fable... they in hurry a bit.

[@mrweatherman89]

"These are two dudes inside of each other" - really not the time for me to have this video playing in the background.

[@rtyuik7]

10:15 - "Stop casting Dwayne Rock in everything" (even though, in-game, Dwayne only began existing to make this first film) ...something tells me the game KNOWS, that youre trying to make "The Rock", and they want the real Dwayne Johnson to not be casted in so many real movies...

[@KosstAmojan]

In fairness, Dwayne did start in 100% of the studio's films up to that point in time.

[@HuseynBey1]

I remember watching “The Pirates of English Channel” with my father and we both cried at the final scene hit so hard that my father had a heart attack. Thank you “Scam Studios” !

[@deltalord6969]

Honestly if spiff somehow found out a way to exploit hollywood and gained ownership of every company i would welcome him as our new film overlord hopefully he could find an exploit that allows them to start making decent movies again

[@tbotalpha8133]

Honestly, just going completely hands-off, and letting the industry grow wild like an untended garden would also be an improvement.

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

1 thing they’d need to bring back is chemical dependency based production, the bean counters need to be more worried about making money to maintain their habits than they do pushing a message or not offending anyone. We need to start pumping the creative types full of hunter s Thompson, William s Burroughs and Warhol levels of stuff again.

[@onose10000]

"Two dudes inside of each other, my favourite" -Spiff 2024

[@gilbertguys3238]

🫃

[@davidrymwar5812]

I'm in the industry and this isn't even a joke video. Specially the work schedule- it took crew members dying on their drive home for studios to ease up schedule by like an hour.

[@Im2akillerfish]

Glad to see a small, hollywood-owning, superhuman led indie company getting recognized at the awards! Also, I love how the first film had Dwayne and Pedro inside each other, yet they apparently didn't have any chemistry until the second film.

[@TheSilentPr0tag0nist]

17:15 This is unrealistic, Spiff has way more than 27,000 fans, he just got to 4 million recently!

[@GeorgeDCowley]

To be fair, that's 84 years later.

[@hypermaeonyx4969]

Now Spiffing Brit can direct the world's most perfectly balanced movies in existence that are, by no means, created with any exploits, loopholes, or unethical practices. Totally... But to be fair, who'd you rather make Star Wars movies? The Spiffing Brit or Disney?

[@ChristianCTaken]

I mean Disney only made one bad one...

[@olololo9206]

​@@ChristianCTaken wrong

[@ChristianCTaken]

@@olololo9206 JJ Abrams is a hack, sorry

[@pixlhound]

@@ChristianCTaken Disney are worse, sorry

[@redecterthomsonshadowascen5177]

@@ChristianCTaken Disney only made two films, the good one is rogue one

[@folcotook3049]

"Jolly Todger" That's a joke that just works.

[@urugulu1656]

didnt get it - can you explain?

[@hikari1690]

Todd howard - It just works

[@MrRydude17]

@@urugulu1656also Todger is a rude word

[@lurker666]

@@hikari1690 So I guessed. But can you actually *explain* it? One does not come naturally from Jolly Todger to Tod Howard (me not being a native speaker)...

[@sdsign4229]

I don’t know, isn’t a reference to Todd Rogers kind of obscure to anyone who doesn’t know about Billy Mitchell?

[@herpderp9108]

Hype is multiplicative and you can buy several hype men and offices. When you start getting into ridiculous hype numbers, the profit goes into numbers mankind doesn't have words for.

[@aleisterlavey9716]

Over 9000

[@herpderp9108]

@@aleisterlavey9716 What?! 9000??? NO WAY!

[@robertwadsworth3411]

Spiff you should recognize critics hating your video means it's a blockbuster hit.

[@Respectable_Username]

When I saw the headline and thumbnail I initially thought you'd done something IRL and went "oh no Spiff, what have you done this time?" 😂

[@JustAWildMTTC]

0:51 so you just made Disney?

[@pbsgph]

@@JustAWildMTTC i was about to stay that

[@yayokitten1]

@JustAWildMTTC yes

[@noctusfury6918]

But BETTER!

[@kitchaos1118]

honestly, i wouldnt be shocked if spiff found a legal loophole that let him own 100% of the film industry

[@dannywatson4253]

"Stop putting Dwayne Rock in every movie!" Apparently this game knows something reality doesn't!

[@boogaan8759]

9:28 "That one is actually my favorite. Two dudes inside each other... I thought it was meant to be PG" love that

[@toebrother]

I like how Spiff called his film studio "our new empire" and it wasn’t even an exaggeration.

[@KosstAmojan]

When all you have is a Brit, everything looks like an empire.

[@Hrafnskald]

Considering how much financial fraud I witnessed working at Blockbuster before it went bankrupt, this video is extra juicy :D

[@rodericklenz5030]

It says a lot about Spiff that I saw the title, and right up until the video actually started, I was not sure if he was talking about IRL or in a game. I mean, I was literally scared myself asking what Spiff's plan for the global film industry could possibly be. Well done Mr. Brit, you have become a force of nature.

[@MalteSpieltYT]

wouldn't be a spiff video if there wasn't any market manipulation in it

[@6antonioinoki]

ok, shame on me… for a moment, while reading the title, I was totally convinced that our brit master was the new movie industry kingpin (IRL) thanks to some weird loophole. 😂

[@MrDestro0000]

@6antonioinoki the worst part is, that's not even an unreasonable thought. After the whole Steam/PayPal thing, I would have no problem believing he did this in real life.

[@007Bond_James]

Fun fact, the father of the American Navy. John Paul Jones via the English channel conquered and terrorized the British isles on multiple occasions. on one semi-successful raid he was denied the opportunity to tactically acquire a prominent lord as he was not at his residence. Instead, he enjoyed Tea with the would-be prisoners family which he was quite fond of since it was Tax free.

[@SportyMabamba]

Correction: he raided the town of Whitehaven then left; and fought in the battle of Flamborough Head. Went on to serve in the Imperial Russian navy before being dismissed for abusing a 10yo girl.

[@Brassknucklez]

"two dudes inside of eachother, my favourite scene" -the spiffing brit, 2024

[@AshyrSteele]

“Who knew money could be such an incentive, [insert rich laugh here]”

[@damascusasticus4691]

You know I finally get why Disney now has so many theme parks next to empty lots.

[@RememberingStars023]

15:49 So I just noticed, but Spiff Brit here is not highlighted in green (unlike the other nominees from Scam Studios). Does that mean he made a movie outside of Scam Studios? Is Spiff seeing other studios? (Of course he owns all the other studios so…..) Edit: We see the same for Dwayne Rock at 16:08. And at 16:16, we see that the movie Spiff Brit won his award for (The Dreadful War) was actually done by Artsy Pictures, and the award that Dwayne Rock won his award for (The Nurse in the Chronicle) was done by Mastermind Studios.

[@thesaxon3966]

11:17 "Yep, this is two dudes inside of each other" 🗿

[@flarone]

We did it, folks. I'd like to thank the academy. Shout out to Yorkshire Tea.

[@LostFunocity]

"And of course, every award now belongs to me" sounds positivly evil. In the best possible way!

[@ferretman6790]

10:18 “stop casting Dwayne rock in everything” Finally, someone said it

[@saulgoodman2463]

"what a great scene this one is actually, this one's my favourite, two dudes inside of each other."

[@Khevor]

The Jolly Todger is a hard movie to get into but the climax is unparalleled; a fast and furious thrust into the genre.

[@gamepro-one3433]

I can't wait for Jolly Todger 2. This will be the most magificent film to be ever released!

[@akilh340]

@@gamepro-one3433 what's the jolly todger?

[@Sekir80]

@@akilh340 The title of the movie at 11:48

[@EnforcerX71]

7:02 You missed a trick not saying the toilets are where the actors can use all the illicit drugs they buy.

[@ohuckabee]

This feels like Spiff watched The Producers and took it as a direct challenge.

[@elderyaag3534]

I like that you highlight this game. I hope they put in some more work because it seems too undercooked but with potential. We just need another "The Movies", such a gem of a game.

[@A.Filthy.Casual]

11:50 Is this some British joke that Im too FREE to understand?! 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲🇺🇲🔫🔫🔫🎇🎇🎇

[@Fusebud]

Go impload

[@IdoBerg]

DUDE imagin if the spiffing brit and Lets game it out (Josh) will collab... that would be scary asf 💀

[@Gochen86]

At first I wondered where Reanu Keeves is... but he's probably squirreled away for some secret project, mastering yet another Perfectly Balanced Game. And congratulations to Scam Studios for the perfect clean sweep of the awards... a Perfectly Balanced result with No Exploits!

[@billcynic1815]

10:55 That was one of the best films I've ever seen. Definitely worth a like on this video. I loved the part with the two dudes inside each other...I, uh, watch it for the plot.

[@maskedsonja5722]

And here I thought for a brief moment wed be seeing such hits as "Tea is your friend" and "A 10 hour documentary of the tea industry" on our movie screens. However Spif running a digital movie monopoly is the next best thing!

[@roFloFlo]

"Two dudes inside of each other, my favorite scene." We learn so much about you.

[@cappinjocj9316]

Mildly disappointed that it’s a game exploit, and not Spiff announcing that he’s somehow hacked reality, now owns Disney and has relocated Hollywood to the outskirts of Doncaster.

[@ancientforge]

Hi there! Thank you so much for playing our game, we really appreciate your content and had lots of fun watching it! 🔥 Today we are launching a brand new update with even more cool stuff, so stay tuned! All the best!

[@AlexGNR]

Why am I not surprised. With the amount of Yorkshire Tea Gold Spiff owns it's only a matter of time before he own the entire worldwide economy. Spiff truly is unstoppable.

[@Mephiston]

I'm so glad there is a spiritual successor to The Movies, one of Lionhead's best games. Also spiff you doing alright? You sound a bit ill mate.

[@XanderOwen24]

With this title, I very much went into the video thinking he actually found a legal loophole to own copyrights to every single movie. I didn't even doubt it either, I was just clicking to see how he did it

[@termsservice9396]

I’m finding so many cool niche games to play watching your videos. Thanks Spiffing Brit.

[@Nitrogen-Philips]

«Lord of the finger disk» best name ever😂

[@AbsolXGuardian]

When I saw this notification I felt there was a 50/50 chance this would be a real world vs gaming exploit

[@flowersandwater666]

I don't understand why everyone says it's a spiritual successor to The Movies when it's just a by the numbers generic resource manager with different mechanics that just happen to be about the same.

[@lfcbpro]

"two dudes inside of each other, my favourite scene" - Spiff 2024

[@bahamutbbob]

12:00 I see Spiff made the first Bourne pirate film

[@Grommish]

I saw the title, saw the Blockbuster, immediately wondered what Spiff was going to do with the new real world IP

[@TurtleMarcus]

With these titles, I never know if he's talking about a video game or real life.

[@mikey-wl2jt]

¿porque no los dos?

[@isdclarke]

I love how you went with 90s Rock with his gold chain and turtle neck.

[@brianduarte947]

Of course I accept this title as the absolute truth

[@derickpoteet7502]

"This is my favorite part of the movie, 2 dudes inside eachother" 😂 bro I almost spit out my food laughing 😅

[@OszkarFulop]

next video: I Now Own 100% Of Your Soul

[@KanuckStreams]

Knowing of one particular "Pirate of the English Channel" named Jeanne de Clisson, a.k.a. "The Lioness of Brittany", I would love to see that film.

[@jessefinnegan1719]

Sounds like an accurate simulation of Hollywood.

[@GeovaneSanciniSR]

One thing that I love about the Channel is that shows me games that I want to play because usually they're legit fun

[@kevinh.7648]

Ohhh "The Movies". It was a great game of my childhood. I hope "Blockbuster Inc." is as good.

[@JoystickJournalYT]

"Stop casting Dwayne Rock in everything!" Couldn't agree more.

[@ydfhlx5923]

Exploits aside, this game look like micromanaging hell.

[@PlayingGilly]

Wouldn't expect anything less from Peter Molyneux.

[@Herr_Affe]

Financial fraud?! Wow! This game really is an accurate film industry simulator!

[@TRAILLER]

Here is what I was expecting you to do at the start of this video: find a way to pull more money out of the system - check. buy out the competitors - check. torture your employees - you actually were very generous with rest hours and pay for the industry norms. intentionally make low budget box office bombs - nope you chained up blockbusters.

[@majorcosmos2]

"Two dudes inside each other, my favorite scene"- The SpiffingBrit

[@metek8926]

I’m sure spiff would make better movies then what Hollywood makes now.

[@snowfieldlament]

something about one company owning all of the film industry, coming to the awards where they then win every single award (and that probably for the rest of eternity) sure feels dystopian. i for one welcome our new hollywood overlord!

[@EvilDoresh]

It's funny 'cause it's true

[@notagoat281]

Hmm. I'm not sure you really want actors with only 10 teeth (0:31).

[@ClownyGuyToo]

he’s done it once more, his list of accomplishments has increased one more. His scroll of achievements spans the equator of Earth

[@joebidenissus1975]

Spiffen Spielberg does it again

[@Tovek]

It cracks me that even a game realizes that The Rock is over cast in too many movie.

[@CrashOzzy1223]

11:52 it just sails.

[@matowekleshmitz2921]

6:36 that’s us president bill Clinton! You can’t fool me with those glasses!

[@karmadyllic]

"Fans are high"... so very true.

[@TwighlightPrince1]

It’s a crime we couldn’t watch “Jolly Todger.” How dare you hide this cinema masterpiece from us!

[@mgr-pd3ke]

9:28 … what 😭

[@Fat-Stack]

Spiff... did you say your fav scene was 2 dudes inside each other??? 9:28 hahah😂

[@matijavracaric4143]

13:01 three hundren and ninety six hundred thousand 😂

[@Davey_Spoons]

"Two Dudes Inside of Each Other" should be expanded upon

[@carljohnson5562]

spiff invented short stock

[@Lunchy97]

Nobody gonna mention how his footpath between the buildings nearly looks like a certain symbol hahahah 7:40

[@moonflowersax]

Missed opportunity to call the film "Holly Todger".

[@charlesmccrea834]

"Two dudes inside of each other. My favorite scene." 😂😂😂

[@ilovewaffles321]

So now could you fix star wars please

[@TheDailyMapleSyrup]

Just waiting for the eventual launch of your streaming service "Scam = MC²"