I OPENED A $555 DARK-WEB BOX

Part 2: • I UNLOCKED A DARK WEB ...
In this unboxing, I am buying Mystery Box off Dark Web / Deep Web. We get very scary things that we've all heard of, like the terrifying Mrs. Puff Theory from the SpongeBob SquarePants Conspiracy Theory by Alex Bale. It's terrifying; I do get cursed by Mrs. Puff. We also get lots of dangerous items, Adam and Eve Toys, stuff clearly from a black market and most importantly, human things that smell very BAD. Yes, everything is all caught on camera. Enjoy the Crypto NWO Dark Web Box. This Dark Web Mystery Box cost $250 worth of Ripple (XRP) & $250 worth of Bitcoin (BTC)
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Chapters:
Intro - 0:00
Opening Box - 0:53
Layer One - 3:00
Layer two - 11:30
Smaller Box - 25:30
SpongeBob One - 26:28
Coordinates - 30:25
SpongeBob Two - 32:15
Toxic Items - 40:39
Ending - 47:25
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[@CryptoNWO]

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[@adrianacrowley7279]

Curious if you realize those white rock things that were wet was small pieces of chewed gum 😭 you were squeezing their saliva out of it that’s why it smelled like smoke

[@nightmaregaming6706]

thats wE!d in taht container

[@Hhn945]

Ok!!! CHEERS BRO

[@antrom9070]

NETFLIX IS PRETTY COOL

[@michaelhicks1328]

That what u holding that's for a woman pleasure

[@hermesxpectro1700]

I cant believe how innocent he is, my wife wants the unicorn stand, lol

[@inezkinlaw697]

I thought I was gonna pass out I laughing so hard about the unicorn stand that smells like crap ... Lmao 🤣😆🤣😆

[@ORTHROSGAMING]

😂😂

[@mikeward2662]

It's a gift u and ur wife can share, that's love.😍

[@willan9240]

Unicorn stand tho 🤣🤣 violated the poor unicorn toy 🤣🤣

[@willan9240]

Stuffed the gloves in his mouth to 🤣🤣🤦🏼‍♂️

[@oldmanandanxbox796]

Crypto: sniffs buttplug. "Oh that smells like crap." Me:💀💀💀💀

[@theresalouise9518]

🤣🤣

[@wendibowles6218]

Wonder why Lmao

[@Robert-fk4xk]

😂😂😂

[@addictedtxspace7574]

Lmao😂😂

[@jasonmarquis5547]

I almost cried laughing

[@angelkreek]

The way you were just like "it's probably a stand for the unicorn" broke me 😂

[@kadyn7492]

Same

[@jb1zzeldrj2627]

I said AYO

[@ItzRithzBro]

Lol

[@lizzyjay1994]

I think he should have taste tested the unicorn stand LMFAO

[@le_nirnoy]

Can't believe he's so innocent

[@james-fn7nf]

Who’s gonna tell him it ain’t a unicorn stand and definitely DOESNT belong on a child’s bed

[@skylerpratt2306]

Watching him smell the purple butt plug and say... " smells like crap" made me die laughing.... Haven't laughed that hard in my life

[@JayMitchell91]

Plus the anal beads 😂

[@jackmiller7804]

Dude same😂😂

[@MitchTarala]

Omg I just burst out laughing at that.

[@DanniBee23]

I actually started crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@Leilahhrose]

The amount of sextoys is ridiculous. It’s not even fun anymore. Don’t you think?

[@xfad3dm3moryx80]

I died on the inside a little when he put the glove in his mouth and kept touching his face after messing with the mysterious wet objects.

[@ieshiaaa]

I was looking for a comment like this lol. I was like "whaaaaaaat, he is gonna have to bleach his mouth after this." Lol

[@cylversprings]

That is what I thought too!! He was just saying he was going to have to burn those gloves then put the rattle in his mouth to bite it with those nasty gloves.

[@tikiratgirl]

And he touched the vibrator buttplug before he put the glove in his mouth and on his beard 😭😭😭

[@Apneatica]

I’m speechless FR!!! I had to pause it for my sake. What was he thinking?!? I’m dying 🤣🤣

[@leeannricca7095]

I know right that what I was thinking

[@isabelfaucett2408]

I love how he thinks a tongue cleaner is a sex toy but thinks the sex toys are stands

[@artevilli]

Crypto: wears gloves to protect himself Also Crypto: sticks fingers in his mouth and rubs face after handling seggs toys and chewed gum😭😂💀

[@fmsddd5277]

Kevin’s innocence it’s just something else 😭 he really thought the purple thing is a stand for the unicorn I’m done 😭😭

[@jessicawalker856]

I was yelling at the screen telling hin noooo and then he sniffed it 😱 I'm dead 😆😅 oh poor crypto

[@Mystic.Moon7]

I was like no no no please don’t do that sometimes I think to myself how can you not know that! 😂

[@shahedsleiman2173]

What is it

[@lilyruiz6626]

It’s a butt plug wym what is it everyone keeps saying it

[@hinaaslampunjwani7134]

exactlyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@lucynickells9318]

When he hits himself with a sex toy by accident thinking its a slingshot. The innocence is a what the heck.

[@aidancameron9558]

Bruh that was a slingshot never mind it wasn’t a sling shot

[@tammymyers4262]

I laughed so hard 🤣 😂

[@roumblefoumblegames9075]

It was so funny ahahah

[@ShashMasuta]

And the butt plug... a stand for the unicorn... really? 🤣🤣😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤦‍♂️

[@animeguardian7413]

Wait.... It’s not a sling shot?

[@davidhibbs6989]

The unicorn stand is a bend over dark device 😂.

[@davidhibbs6989]

👽

[@shannonmcgrath4140]

This video had so many great moments. The unicorn stand, the Goliath slingshot, and unicorn baby rattle you had me laughing hysterically. Yes we used maps for road trips across country and for local directions. We always used landmarks as a guide too.

[@otaku.plants]

Smells like crap 😂

[@brandys9482]

All the sinners know what that purple thing is lmao “what do you plug it into ?” Your ass ☠️☠️😂😂

[@akashmollik5081]

😂😂

[@littlenadi7932]

When he sniffed it and said it smells crap I diedddd

[@jenniferreeves181]

When he said it smells like shit 💩💩🤣

[@3bakas999]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@jenniferreeves181]

Cryptos just one of the best 👌

[@AlexBaleFilms]

Crypto NWO sent me here

[@margaretzuelke9761]

Alex!

[@julianalepa1427]

he gave you a shoutout 😂

[@tylertheking9927]

same

[@darkshadow9835]

Damn I watched and loved your video

[@angelaburse6485]

This is crypto lol

[@bluefirstaid6699]

Definitely want that unicorn stand 👀 also im new 2 ur channel, but I really like what I've found ty for good content

[@dobedo11]

Dude! Lol love the " unicorn " stand! Ba hahaha

[@vaibhavpawar4455]

Crypto : "Oh, that smells like crap" Me : Probably cause it came fresh from someone's butt🤣

[@egobworderrr]

WAIT WHAT 😭😭😭

[@stupidcombo]

wait what time stamp?

[@splash424]

LMAO

[@silentforest1117]

@@sshol3 belugaaaa

[@andreyeenasena3026]

It goes in the coochie💀😂

[@deathmetal7690]

That... Is not, a stand for that unicorn... And when he sniffed it... I died 🤣

[@destanyrhodes7173]

I'm dead 🤣😭

[@YeahNo033]

I swear to everything that i dear... i cried, so hard, while laughing... my mom had to check up on me if i was okay, that shit was funny af

[@tnt1824]

"Hm... Smells like crap"🤣🤣🤣

[@maxnewsnetwork3483]

I couldn't stop laughing when the unicorn stand start vibrating

[@MadmaxMusic93]

Sick fuck you use it

[@nicholeveaudry3057]

Bro has the cleanest squeaky clean mind of all of us

[@ShadowplayBand]

I love it when he sniffs the the UNICORN stand lol Then says smells like crap lol You got a sub from me for that one bro lol

[@gentlegamer198]

Crypto: "I'm a grown ass man! I'm 25 years old" Crypto 10 sec later: "OMG Mr. Krabs, Mrs. Puff! OMG"

[@sky-sx5gt]

Lol

[@hannahaftonthelord6870]

Ikr but literally that would still be me🤣🤣🤣

[@damond4346]

ive been watching this channel for ages yet his inability to identify objects continues to impress me

[@ripplewolf9283]

I've been here for 2 years

[@maylena5048]

Nah facts. it gets on my nerves tho at the same time lol.

[@aprilleerose]

@@maylena5048 especially since he’s the one that packs the boxes!

[@ShashMasuta]

Right!?!? He's even gotten plugs in the past- yet every single time he doesn't know what it is. And our poor boy, here he is thinking its a stand for the unicorn, then uses it as such, poor unicorn... poor innocet kevin... getting roasted in the comments

[@jamaljohnson9679]

😂😂😂

[@sam69420q]

you are one of my fave youtubers now and netflix is pretty cool😀

[@xeno914]

The fact that bud thought beads was for the slingshot

[@thehooter6412]

"Stand for the unicorn" ☠️🗿 "Smells like crap" bruh literally 😂

[@MoonLightt57]

Lol yes😂

[@ashtonroberts]

Ive been watching this channel for so long and am always impressed with how bad he is at identifying stuff inside the mystery boxes

[@maureennolan816]

I’m literally screaming at the tv. Love him 😂

[@kaycguide]

You’d think as long as he’s done this, he would know what things are now 🤣🤣🤣

[@allenculmo4332]

So true. Completely ignorant on simple things.

[@jamiesmart9016]

All an act as the vids are fake

[@jamiesmart9016]

​@kaycguide it's a act surely

[@user-mx5gm5tw8u]

Crypto i love every video you do because your legit and thier very interesting to watch i love these mystery dark web boxses i would love to see more if you could do a video every day of a mystery box man that would be jjst epic

[@otaku.plants]

A stand for the unicorn 😂😂. I am dying. Unicorn living his best life 😂

[@Fitzgerico1]

The fact that David beat Goliath with anal beads blows my mind. The fact he kept them is hilarious

[@margaretzuelke9761]

Damn gotta rewrite the Bible now!

[@jackgarrison8497]

@@margaretzuelke9761 Can We please put Real Science in it?

[@CP-ot9xs]

I think he needs to visit a shop for research purposes lmao. David beat Goliath with beads 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@margaretzuelke9761]

@Jack Garrison you've got to ruin a fricking joke? You must be devoted to the Bible and not recognize a little humor

[@kristycordeux3]

@@margaretzuelke9761 im devoted to the bible and i found it hilarious!!! Come on got has to have a sense of humour cos even God would find that hilarious!!! he b like "um no thats not what David killed Goliath with oh u poor poor child" and something like "ok let make sure that he starts to realise what these things r by giving him a heap of ppl to comment about what it is" and look he did everyone os telling lmai!!!!

[@laylapage9929]

“don’t ever consume anything you get on the dark web” *proceeds to light a joint*

[@KROO-YT]

Lol fr

[@LJ_Brooks27]

lol

[@tankueytryn]

LOL. The US has legal bomb weed for 200+ per ounce! We have legal craft up here for $100. They even sell keef for $1 a gram FFS

[@adriaanvantonder3599]

The big ass stone with the David and Goliath thing killed me 🤣 takes a big something and guess stones is not a wrong reference

[@tracykym9972]

Lol for anal beads they really weren't that big. So I don't think you'd need big stones to use them. Those are more of a beginner size. (I used to run a toy store, not into them myself).

[@adriaanvantonder3599]

@@tracykym9972 maybe I can get a set and swing it around my butt.. will scare any hemorrhoids away in an instant 🤣😅😂...

[@tracykym9972]

@@adriaanvantonder3599 omg lmao thats very true. I hadnt thought of that lol.

[@noatak6852]

UNICORN STAND?!💀 you even said its too big and you violated that poor unicorn with that ‘unicorn stand’😂😂😂😂

[@cinderheart9189]

The purple buttplug.. "smells like crap"..I think I died a little 🤣🤣🤣

[@MortalityTechnician]

Same.

[@lillysolano6175]

Omg why do you touch your face after touching stuff in those boxes? What's the point of gloves if your just going to touch your face anyways???

[@azpyro7740]

@@lillysolano6175 that’s the same thing I was thinking gross n odd

[@mrss1958]

He’s so innocent 😂

[@V01cebox13]

How does he still not know what a butt plug is?? Haha this guy literally used it on the unicorn 😂😂

[@aprilleerose]

He does. Do u really think he buys these off the dark web? Come on now. He packs them himself and mails them to his P.O. Box or he has someone do it. These videos are FAKE.

[@MrJeremy120]

I’m dying laughing at the butt plug and he smells it lmao

[@alexamariana310]

😂😂

[@V01cebox13]

@@aprilleerose come on man, i know that, hes got a whole team to build them, but you gotta admit that it still takes effort to make it into alright videos. Not necessarily i'm a fan, but its something to watch when im bored, its still entertaining tho.

[@MadmaxMusic93]

@@aprilleerose fake videos exactly there is no dark web unboxing lmao bunch of fools thinking so

[@toughnewfie6572]

25 years ago we use to rely on paper maps in NL Canada for Moose Hunting and such. You actually made me gag at the end of the video 😂

[@jocelynnegarcia9821]

I love all his theory videos

[@juliamarie6087]

HEY! HEY! HEY! I did lots of research today, and I found several interesting things. I pulled up all the coordinates, and they're all in one area; like no more than 5 miles max away from each other. Also, the coordinates from the flap, the Virginia one, I looked that up and I went on the FBI website, and there are 2 men missing with the same first and middle name and they went missing from towns touching those coordinates (though it was years apart). I wasn't able to find any names of victims associated with the area for the message x coordinates, but I'm definitely going to keep trying! I really really REALLY hope you see this, and I think I'm gonna do the membership thingy because it would be so cool to be able to participate in live chat! I really love your videos, and I had so much fun doing my own little investigation! I REALLY hope you see this! Okay, thank you! Bye!

[@apina8227]

I wanted to search about this case but only things I found with those coordinates was only some place in middle of desert can u tell me what to search to find sum intresting things

[@woresor5585]

you wasted your time this shit is so fake

[@dovahkiin8569]

Can you prove how “fake” it is?

[@woresor5585]

@@dovahkiin8569 I use the dark web a lot dude, no matter what search engine you use, you won’t find anywhere to buy mystery boxes that’s legit. Don’t forget about the fact that he’s just putting shit in his mouth without any sort of caution, hmm, it’s almost as if he knows it’s safe cause he bought all that stuff from the store.

[@perk2013]

@@woresor5585 there's hundreds of unboxing mystery box videos on KZbin they are all fake?

[@Hollierebecca23]

The white “lumps” are tonsil stones, the metal tools are tonsil stone removers, the “pink stick with bristles” is a tongue cleaner. The stuff in the bag looks like artificial crab sticks mixed with baby food. The spoon & fork are baby cutlery, they’re chunky so they’re easier to hold. I love your videos but you crack me with how innocent you are yet you order off the dark web 😂

[@rtg55]

i thought that was math/crystal

[@DAVID-pr3hj]

What the fuxkk..?? And he squeezed some of them my god🤮 disgusting as hell

[@enavocado]

i thought it was nicotine gum

[@FlyingBirdy]

i use ma thootbrush to clean all in my mouth

[@gabisz6885]

Man i hate tonsil stones so bad i would never touch it and this mans just squeezed them and all that eww

[@nikorojas7798]

Your videos are so awesome

[@franzkafka7367]

The things in the case at the beginning are dental tools. Along with them are used cotton samples used for keeping teeth in place during operations, and rubber tubing, possibly used to blow air into a mouth.

[@homiecat2386]

*grabs liquids and COVID 19 items* *grabs beard 4 mins later with the glove* me ah yes

[@carsonyoung5682]

i saw that bro, killed me

[@kittengamer3507]

Literally gasped when I saw that like eewwwwwww and they're dirty asf when he touches his face🤢🤢🤢🤢

[@amandanunyabusiness5027]

He literally put his fingers in his mouth 🤢

[@joshellephillips6648]

Soooooo. U touched broken glass with dry blood.... cotton with some unknown liquid... thheennn placed ur hand in ur mouth...EPIC

[@briezieqellingwood8488]

I literally yelled at the screen NOOOOOOOO!

[@dakota6687]

The Mrs puff theory seems very real. So much proof. Absolutely loved the video. Thank you for suggesting it.

[@zombiegnome7697]

I am laughing so hard right now at the ‘unicorn stand’

[@vanesamichelle7335]

Omg you touched your face with the gloves on 😭 you’re killing me

[@lil_weasel219]

its fake almost guaranteed

[@steelanim8s129]

Tbh when I saw him put it near his mouth I was like," P-please don't do what I think you're about to do"

[@skyfog_]

Bro opened the stuffed toy unicorn and saved the dog by biting the "capsule" himself. 💀

[@Theyfw_leahh24]

The unicorn stand got me lmoa ... it smells well no crap it ain't no unicorn stand

[@ayetabbi5201]

Thought those were teeth in that baggie for a sec 😶 (snap on smile, tools, pliers so it would make sense)

[@rexshadowstar1874]

I thought they were teeth as well lols

[@greenstoneboy5681]

same

[@duckboii]

Me three...

[@twistednerd23]

Same here

[@raelenekennedy1412]

yep me to

[@van_antwerpen]

I love that you think the tongue brush is a sex toy, and you think the butt plug is a toy stand that “smells like crap” haaaa you are killllling me. 😂😂😂😂

[@kristenlogan2594]

Sometimes I wonder if it's his "innocence" is a lie 🤥 lol

[@e.rmartin226]

4:39 in the silver bow with the bag have I think teeth in it oml man

[@maddiedoesntkno]

A little in love with El Fuego😂😂 your humour keeps these videos very watchable when they could make you very uneasy or be downright unwatchable

[@Expresskitten]

OMG Crypto the Unicorn stand 🤣 I nearly died bless your heart.😂

[@Era1391]

I cackled when the "stand for the unicorn" started moving and it FINALLY dawned on him 😂

[@zavydababy4447]

Im not that far in the fid

[@fairybread_eater2]

This is funny but what ruins it is when it gets to the worse item in the box and it just gets disgusting 🤢 but this video was pretty crazy! you're innocence is so funny I just can't you sniffed but plugs 🤣💀

[@pentatron3127]

28:36 "this is easy to escape!" *typical dom rating*

[@xEmberx]

I gagged when he put his hands in his mouth right after touching the wet squishy stuff. Please, for your own safety, change your gloves and wear a mask when you interact with mystery and potentially harmful material!

[@amortisbelial]

I'm shocked with this guy to be honest 😨

[@kateaustin9428]

Lol same... I was like nooooo

[@LoCo_NuT]

Even with gloves i was like "NAAUUR HE DIDN'T "

[@katpeden9255]

Omgosh I just got to that part of the video lol

[@aries4626]

5:58, I literally thought those were teeth and like, gums or something until he did the closeup

[@shaylawade2747]

me tooooo

[@ronni-annecyr3363]

Agreed. I juSt SEARCHED for a comment about it

[@justyaaverageyoutuber8425]

Also can I PLEASE have the unicorn stand I love your vids, you always seem to find a way to make me laugh

[@rosygold393]

You might not want to touch that purple "unicorn stand"....

[@sofiaiannantuono634]

As a tattoo artist it’s literally drilled in our heads to constantly change ur gloves bc of cross contamination…. I died when he put the gloves in his mouth after touching everything 😷

[@stephaniecox6713]

Good god so nasty 😩 🤮🤮

[@KatoFFR]

I was cringed to see this and just scream

[@sandywootton6572]

Sameee borrrkkkkk

[@_Chaosbubble]

My brain also imploded. 😅

[@Envyy234]

What bothers me is that The gloves are literally pointless if you’re going to cross contaminate

[@kulsumislahi8960]

Exactly 😭 he should be more careful

[@xurism]

came here to agree.

[@woresor5585]

except for the fact that he's not worrying about that since he obviously didn't put any effort into making this video real

[@Ntgp126]

17:54 "Plankton is coming to your house"

[@shahaddany7231]

Im a dental student and i think the metal container has some dental instruments and the pink stick is a tongue brush used to brush the tongue 😂

[@unholyglitter1750]

The last item DEFINITELY looks like (what we call in Australia) a crab stick. It's basically imitation crab meat, or partial crab meat with other seafood. Not sure about the fluid, that definitely icked me out, but yeah. You just enjoyed the smell of rotting crab :) which fits the Spongebob theme. Also, you using the buttbeads like a slingshot? I'm DEAD. Your innocence is too endearing.

[@fairybread_eater2]

ROTTEN CRAB STICK!? that's GROSS I WOULD NEVER EVER SEE CRABS THE SAME ANYMORE!! 🤢🤢😭😭

[@sintija1685]

You are the only person that i actually enjoy watching

[@pohjer]

agreed

[@aprilleerose]

I know it’s all fake but it’s entertaining

[@mazholland2208]

The black bit that was with the unicorn is a butt plug. 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

[@SasukeUchiha-zv1kv]

So idk if u still have that green and yellow porcelain doll but I want it. I actually collect such dolls like that as a hobby of sorts. Yes Ik it's creepy but I still want it none the less.

[@danielleluna100]

***don’t open the needles next time. And they have to be brought to a pharmacy to be disposed of****

[@Dfuzed77]

I came here in the speed of lightening 🤣

[@artbadasstiger8346]

That looked like imitation crab meat in the ziplock bag at the end of the video

[@EzraCook-wc3hk]

Wow that was a nice unicorn stand

[@katiebug5273]

Crypto: holding up the butt plug... Me: 👁👄👁 Crypto: examining the butt plug Me again: 👀 Crypto: decided to smell the butt plug... Me: busts out laughing and spits my ice cream everywhere... Crypto: it smells like crap! Me: absolutely dying of laughter -continue to eat my chocolate ice cream...

[@Shadowfluff69]

oh. oh no ice cream more like ass cream

[@juliestockmeyer5871]

KEVIN- a word of advice...NEVER OPEN NEEDLES!!! If they’re sealed, leave them sealed!! By the way, I’d love El Feugo!!! PLEASE!!!???

[@mercerfamily4816]

A word of advice dont sniff butt plugs

[@thatdusty950]

ive started watching your videos recently and it amazes me how innocent you are with identifying "unicorn stands" lmao still good content though

[@Fredslifestyle]

the "rocks" made me die out laughing he is so inocent with the box

[@judydavies8582]

Love how pure and innocent Kevin is Just makes watching him so awesome

[@h8sani]

not anymore

[@charlibrowny]

he’s not innocent lol. he knows what they are and did no one see how HE ROLLED?? like come on

[@ashleyedwards2188]

He’s so innocent and he doesn’t know what anything is he literally thought the tongue scraper and the ring go together 😂😂😂😂he is amazing lmao

[@Scooter1975]

I busted out laughing when he thought the tongue scraper went with the c. Ring…I’m dying laughing!!

[@scottryan305]

It's not innocence, it's stupidity.

[@zeryhere]

his parents didnt enlight him... lmao (ur videos are great)

[@dobedo11]

Love the black but plug sling shot!

[@kuro_miii]

"*sniffs it* smells like crap" .... Yeah I wonder why

[@mr.nightshade8465]

I couldn’t help but being on a little bit of shock knowing that he’s 25 years old and he doesn’t know any of those sex toys are there’s probably teenagers that know what those are

[@manclar]

Honestly there are 2 options: - He is acting so that people leave comments on this video, and to have more views so that KZbin shows the video as recommended. -He's really an idiot who doesn't know anything, in which case he's quite retarded in taking sex toys that have been in someone's rectum and playing with them.

[@_.I.Escaped.A.Asylum._]

Probably also some really weird kids

[@SorryImWithTheBoys]

There are probably like 8 year olds who know what they are

[@fairybread_eater2]

isn't the pink toothbrush looking thing a tongue scraper?

[@Lilith7413]

@@fairybread_eater2yes it is.

[@bonedeep1959]

thats not a slingshot, thats something you want to throw away

[@UKPatriotsView2.0]

Do NOT put the unicorn stand by a childs bed. You'll be arrested.

[@analinakos]

When crypto says that mrs puff was the best plug in this video i nearly lost it after we literally saw all types of butt plugs up until this point xD

[@addictedtxspace7574]

Crypto smelling the buttplug saying it smells like crap had me die of laughing 😂😆😆

[@F_a_i_t_h-AMEN]

There are carabineers for climbing but those ones you cannot use

[@onidaaitsubasa4177]

The plastic rattling container found in the unicorn is silica, it's used to absorb moisture to keep what it's packed with, or in this case, the unicorn stuffing, dry, the other thing that smelled minty with a toothbrush handle was a tongue cleaner, but coming from a mystery box you never know if it's been used or what someone might've been used for, the other round toy is in fact a toy, an adult toy, used for messaging a particular body part that fits in the loop, and no, not your fingers, hope that clears things up.

[@allistair61]

When you opened the bag at the six minute mark, I was expecting to see human teeth in the bag. Even using a PO Box, you're still braver than I am ordering the stuff on the dark web.

[@jennymartinez916]

That’s what I thought was in the bag.

[@chloejones1620]

I wanna order stuff off the dark web so bad 😭 I just don’t know how man.

[@chicagokush]

@@chloejones1620 look up DN bible…

[@Layla_121]

@@jennymartinez916 same

[@kirsty8553]

“I like wet things” hahaha that caught me off guard 😂😂

[@Notmeanymore666]

Bwhahahaha

[@bobbiecarter5382]

😂😂😏😂😂

[@julianruiz7868]

That took a major turn😂😂🤣🤣

[@MadmaxMusic93]

You would lmao

[@The_Honda_Trueno]

I love how innocent he is and then says he rolled 2 joints to smoke 😂

[@pattyrichardson4421]

hey Crypto I like your videos cause it so funny to see your reaction to different things you take out of the box.i think it intresting some of the things you find in those boxes.i would like to have the clown doll .keep those videos coming but always be careful

[@thehooter6412]

"David and Goliath shit" *proceeds to swing it around* ☠️ Bruh you're killing everyone here xD

[@andreadelong2811]

Yea...he did not realize that it was anal beads

[@haileyelena8170]

NOT HIM PUTTING A SEX TOY TO HIS LEFT 😭 I’m crying

[@MadmaxMusic93]

Hi crying

[@zoelawson4653]

The 'rocks' in the tin case at the start look like chewed up gum, but i could be wrong

[@kingranga6017]

those silver tools look like dab tools but i could be wrong

[@sandyfromearthwethink9678]

His explanations for things he doesn't know is hilarious. I guess a tongue cleaner "could" be a sex toy.... not.

[@mintthefurry3804]

it could tho… (WARNING tmi incoming) people could use the other end 💀 the part that you hold

[@sandyfromearthwethink9678]

@@mintthefurry3804 hahaha! Didn't think of that...

[@extc_hazel267]

When he said " smells like crap " to the purple thing I almost died from laughing

[@mariecolledge5272]

I agree about his innocence but his expressions are hilarious 😅

[@cheyannekennaday7527]

K: please don't fall on me dont fall on me K 5 mins earlier:* sniffing "unicorn stand"*