"I Own Ulamog" is Not a Deck Theme

[@Paeper_Shredder]

When the card costs as much as the rest of my 99 Mald, the deck theme WILL be "I own Ulamog"

[@wingdinggaster6737]

"My deck theme is exactly what I say it is" - The deck

[@epothos1]

Powerbalance for protection is hilarious

[@wingdinggaster6737]

Contents: 1x Borborygmos Enraged 49x forest 49x mountain 1x Guttural Response

[@rubyyrare]

@@wingdinggaster6737 take out a land for a snake umbra so you can just machine gun everyone in 1 turn (granted you draw it, that is)

[@wingdinggaster6737]

@@rubyyrare Contents: 1x Borborygmos Enraged 48x forest 49x mountain 1x Guttural Response 1x Pyroblast

[@DukeOnkled]

Reading the deck explains the deck.

[@BeaglzRok1]

If anyone else has an Elder Dragon on the board when you cast Raise the Palisade, they are playing Elder Dragon Highlander and should be encouraged.

[@MicahCohan]

Aren't those two different creature types?

[@princeofrain1428]

​​@@MicahCohanyes. Valgavoth is a good example, as an Elder and a Demon

[@LaLiLuLeLo1293]

​@@MicahCohanYep, I have a buddy who made an Elder kindred deck that he calls the Retirement Home.

[@mopanda81]

pillars of the format

[@jacobd1984]

⁠@@LaLiLuLeLo1293 Unfortunately, even though Kindred sounds better, it’s “Elder typal”. Kindred is the card type.

[@williamdrum9899]

Pretty sure "I own Craterhoof" has been a deck theme since the card was printed so really it's no biggie

[@maldhound]

We gotta be the change we want to see in the world

[@drguthrie7621]

I've never heard of invader parasite in my life that card is gas

[@Rene9adeSU]

especially with blood moon in the same deck ;)

[@tinton25]

​@Rene9adeSU Hi, deck creator here, and one of the judges for malds tournaments. Blood moon and invader parasite have no interaction. Blood moon makes all non basics a mountain, but doesn't change the name, or super types. For example shrine to nykthos would be a legendary land - mountain and doesn't trigger invader parasite since it only cares about the name of the land.

[@colinouille2786]

@@tinton25 please run enchantment lands and artifact lands so they can be sacrificed to more stuff

[@beverlyshields2399]

Heads up on "Bend or Break" everyone picks the opponent which picks their pile. So players can...and did many times when I had this in zo-zu...make a deal with another opponent to split the piles X-0 and lose nothing, while you the player who attempted to play a land destruction spell lose half of your lands.

[@EinDose]

I'm gonna be honest, this is the absolute funniest way this card could work.

[@beverlyshields2399]

@@EinDose it is truly the most I have ever been defeated by the power of friendship.

[@DNeonLamp]

Great way to start a video by seeing Maldhound discover his new favourite card ever in real time.

[@electricnick260]

Ulamog is the big ugly freak I put in most decks I build in MTG arena just as a middle finger to people who run Izzet counter spam decks that don't actually do anything to win and instead just stall until you get mad and quit. I'll just bide my time, make them waste mana on countering less important spells, and then BOOM ulamog makes their deck go bye-bye. People whose entire strategy revolves around just annoying you until you quit deserve nothing less than Ulamog turning their deck into an endless void of useless garbage.

[@IvanKolyada]

Skill issue, outplay counterspells.

[@chaoticmidnight1783]

I agree as an Izzet counter player, I despise though who don't have win cons and just wishes the other player to give up

[@electricnick260]

@@chaoticmidnight1783 yep. I don't mind Izzet players that counter things and then follow it up with actually doing things to win. You're the kind of Izzet player I wish I saw more often.

[@mopanda81]

I refuse to believe this deck exists or that it can defeat casting two spells a turn.

[@shadowofseattle1338]

Counterpoint: not having a win con aside from an uncounterable eldrazi titan is a pussy move You should be able to be blue without your only plan being "ramp into bullshit uncounterable cast triggers"

[@allanturmaine5496]

I had a dream that you randomly showed up to my pod, and I had to play my deck while you roasted my plays. It was rough.

[@tinton25]

That happened at command fest Dallas, it was awesome!

[@CeltiesSin]

Sounds like a fkn blast tbh lol

[@MizaBrega]

Love to see a fellow Dingus Egg enjoyer out the gate, and grateful for the tech I missed

[@mopanda81]

behold, my stuff is just such a popular dech archetype

[@YashaSkaven]

That mogis deck was just two zozus in s trenchcoat!!

[@jackiespaceman]

You’re telling me, for five mana, I can exile a forest???

[@alicetheaxolotl]

Notably, you need to choose Elder OR Dragon for Raise the Palisade

[@TheAngelRaven]

That Mogis deck has given me ideas for Windgrace, good god.

[@RevanReborn3950BBY]

Same. More ways to deprive opponents of mana

[@tinton25]

My personal favorite card of the deck, Keldon fireb0mbers

[@NyxTheScary]

My rakdos lord of riots begs to differ

[@lucasbareis-golumb2388]

one man of culture to another, i salute you

[@DTMOMusic]

Analysis paralysis is such a good term wow I had a friend take a 15 minute turn on 15 mana just cause there was so much to do

[@DrMDHyde]

You don’t put Ulamog in as a goal, you put him in as a question.

[@pbplayerjim]

The answer is yes

[@joemontondo9113]

I was passed a *foil Ulamog* in a Commander Draft. It had no reason to be in the janky Mardu tokens deck I was able to assemble but you bet he was in there.

[@Paeper_Shredder]

As a threat.

[@drakegrandx5914]

​@@joemontondo9113Was this at a public event, or a "Jimmy bought a box for himself but would like to draft it with us" scenario? Because if the former... the guy just threw away what would have repaid them the entire draft.

[@demolisherman1763]

Is this a reupload? I swear I saw a notif for this video a day or so ago and then it disappeared.

[@maldhound]

Yes it got uploaded yesterday but had some corruption issues so had to reupload

[@TheDeviousCeph]

"Vraska Tribal" is the only tribal deck theme i will ever need

[@chrissouthey5748]

I am making a Green White deck using Jasmine Boreal of the Seven. The deck theme is as many vanilla creatures as possible. The only other significant non-vanilla is Ruxa, Patient Professer, alongside Muraganda Petroglyphs. On top of that, just as many vanilla creatures (there are 167 options and I'm gathering as many of them as I can from my local card shops), power boosters that doesn't provide abilities, and reanimation/recursion for Ruxa and Petroglyphs. I hope you see this and tell me how stupid it is as I do it anyway

[@thesanestintheland]

That Mogis deck is actually great, best kind of group slug.

[@colinouille2786]

2:30 ENCHANTMENT LANDS!!!! ARTIFACT LANDS!!!!!

[@JordanThomas-iq2kv]

Mogis is by far one of my favorite commanders ever

[@underpaidoverworked4250]

Invader parasite is my favorite MLD

[@babygirlvenere]

note to editor: the overlap in BGM is actually deeply overstimulating /neg, sorry 😅

[@triplemangothreat]

Background music? Thank you for feedback!

[@cameronrobertson9800]

Didn't even realise there was background music tbh

[@lucyarisato6850]

Ayyy, we’re back.

[@Yor_Marmot]

I would love to hear what your thoughts are on my Wick, the whorled mind edh.

[@olvynchuru1663]

For perspective: Running 31 land in a Commander deck is comparable to running only 19 land in a 60 card deck.

[@thedude5able]

Where my Burn players at

[@flaminmunchkin2435]

MY BOI Go-Shintai of Life's Origin needs to be roasted yesterday. (Day 8)

[@illcomplywithguncontrolone6149]

Ideas for Velomachus stax & extra combats?

[@Epyon1201]

I just built The Capitoline Triad. How dare you call me out like this before I even get to play my deck XD I'ma play all my ulamogs and you cant stop me.

[@sautee7598]

Man, I love Troper!!

[@WhipLash42o]

I promise you my Zaxara deck is hydra tribal and not infinite mana turbo. Just ignore that uncounterable torment of hailfire for 1 million that’s in the stack, it’s a secondary win condition I swear.

[@floating_through_space8985]

can you do Indominus Rex, Alpha?

[@floating_through_space8985]

im new and He's my first self made deck

[@constancebashford2324]

Doesn't the modern deck get bricked by vexing bawble?

[@thefluffypuppy21lol23]

can you sac an artifact land to rowan's grim seach?

[@VivBrodock]

I really wanna submit a deck for review because I genuinely want to see mald react to me owning 42 lands (45 with MDFCs) in my deck. but I cannot afford 50 usd to maybe get a review in.

[@tinton25]

It is only 25, but i completely understand, that if it isn't financially smart for you, don't do it

[@PickleSnot]

I see someone else likes Rival's Run it Down news cast. +1, Mald. +1 👍

[@devanbrowne8706]

Do you gotta be a patron to submit your deck for roasting?

[@tinton25]

Yes $25 bucks and there are limited slots

[@draphking]

“I own Ulamog” may not be a deck theme but “I own a proxy of Sheoldred” certainly is and all shall feel pain

[@Bonked_Crossbreed]

would absolutely shit on my hydra deck with 27 lands

[@sy-py]

"Saves you against Grief" Isn't it banned?

[@tinton25]

At the time it wasn't

[@dekaw9138]

How do we get him to do our decks?

[@maldhound]

It's currently a patreon redeem but has limited slots per month!

[@Fatespinner]

Bro really wants another man to rate his deck.

[@dekaw9138]

@@Fatespinner oh god you win this lol, but I really want him to complain about how OP my Deck is

[@FirstNameLastName-gh9iw]

I’d love to have him look over my deck how do you submit for this?

[@tinton25]

It's a limited $25 dollar patreon reward.

[@FirstNameLastName-gh9iw]

@@tinton25 boo

[@thatonefirekestral]

How do you get your deck reviewed on here?

[@tinton25]

It's a pateron reward

[@z-super4782]

Sure it is, ulamog is the theme of all the decks.

[@spiralcrisis]

Anything can be a theme if you don't care.

[@storm-hj2vy]

I keep hearing this man complaining about people not having enough lands in their decks meanwhile I’m over here with a gargos viscous watcher deck (hydra tribal) with 25 lands and I keep only drawing lands

[@mattweiman525]

Day 5 asking for Umbris, Fear Manifest

[@IroShimizu]

Day 9 of requesting Niko, Light of Hope

[@CeltiesSin]

Like. 31 lands is okay. 31 lands and only 6 mana rocks? You need to play with real mulligans more often 🙄 lmao

[@doomexe]

>75 card deck >Multiple copies of cards Why was this recommended to me and why is it tagged with commander?

[@maldhound]

A few people who submit decks for review will submit non commander decks, deeply unserious to imply that a video that is multiple commander decks and then one goofy 60 card format deck isn’t primarily about commander