"I Lied about My Theme" is NOT a Deck Theme

[@princeofrain1428]

Also crying at that mono red list that is now completely, irreparably kneecapped by the new bans

[@dumbdom4videos436]

I'm giggling uncontrollably

[@lucyarisato6850]

“Troper, you can’t have cards like that in a $300 Imodane deck!” OBSERVE THE OPPOSITE.

[@ReignOfError]

At least we know what he can cut for the extraplanar lens now.

[@mistamemewide]

lmao, lol wven

[@nurseclaire5252]

😂😂😂​@@ReignOfError

[@blizzardcrow3051]

the ADHD afflicted 5 year old within my soul would like to inform you that Etali's art is of a Spinosaurus

[@maldhound]

Who are you going to believe, historians, or me saying the first dinosaur I thought of? Wake up

[@highdark4]

​@@maldhoundsigh ... Not historians. Spinosaurus is prehistoric. I'm so sorry

[@matthewgallaway3675]

@@maldhoundyou know yugioh but have never seen Dinosaur King Fool

[@Nr4747]

@@maldhound People researching dinosaurs aren't historians, they're paleonthologists. English isn't my mother tongue, though, so my spelling might be slightly incorrect.

[@Tobeh]

Well if you get into page 2043 of the third tome of the Tolkien extended work we find he actually wrote every single land before time movie script and so the velociraptor aiding Aragorn is canon

[@thedapperpenguin2684]

I have one deck I lie about the theme to, it’s an assassin tribal who’s only assassin is Ramses, assassin lord, because you only need one assassin to do the job properly

[@YashaSkaven]

Tbf voltron ramses with vorpal sword goes hard

[@jamesoakley9333]

I'm playing abzan tokens and counters... so really I'm playing critical mass combo....

[@Aldrnari956]

I have a LotR battle box that’s fully on theme for LotR. It includes all four precons with upgrades containing ONLY cards from the LotR set. The 5th deck in the box is a bonus deck built around Tom Bombadil and sagas that gives no f-ks about staying only in LotR. I figure Tom Bombadil laughing at rules and telling whatever story he wants to is as on theme as Tom Bombadil can get. The man is spending all of eternity singing about bees and how hot his wife is, dude has it all figured out.

[@slayinderp7501]

I love how the thoughtcrime isn't gooning to Niv-Mizzet; it's gooning to Niv-Mizzet _incorrectly._

[@hidood5th]

Which tbf is on-brand for Niv-Mizzet

[@alicetheaxolotl]

7:02 Oh boy, do I have bad news for whoever made this deck

[@YourPalJamieEllis]

I was just going to say, they probably have some retooling to do.

[@spikejrb7572]

At least he doesn't have Nadu

[@meeptoss]

8:36 hey it gives them a spot to put extraplanar lens at least :)

[@VestigeX3]

they’re running banned card tron

[@trevorjamieson8892]

Now with the ban of Crypt and Lotus, I must hear your take on it.

[@spikejrb7572]

He also had Dockside extortionist just so Wizards could get just one more kick in

[@breawycker]

He's the only one who hasn't

[@cloverandanais]

3:34 Praise be our lord the Goonmaster, master of all goons. 🌙

[@tyleryoung9123]

That poor red deck. RIP in peace.

[@Awkwerp]

poor is I believe the opposite of what that red player must be to have that lol

[@Seraphimisdead]

It would be a theme if they had given us Alpharius in the 40k Crossover.

[@rockon1793]

"aye we've had first Niv-Mizzet Reborn. But what about Niv-Mizzet Reborn, but with Gates?"

[@ajmel13]

I’m sure this will get lost in the sea of comments. As someone who randomly came across your TikTok’s on Reddit, I was always intrigued by your content. I watch a lot of commander shows and I just so happened to see you all the time on Decked Out and it’s always a great game and interaction. I recently started getting your longer streams pushed to me on YT not really Knowing what the content was outside of a small TikTok. You’re smashing it mate. So on the fly and creative. Hilarious stuff to watch as a millennial-boomer, magic snob, wannabe that I classify myself as but know fuck all to tell you the truth. Keep it up.

[@scorpiotantrum4592]

I bet the person that has Dockside, Jeweled Lotus, and Mana Crypt are shitting their pants after today. Lmao

[@jordanvillanueva7910]

Jeweled lotus......... Oof

[@villhiem2554]

7:30 hilarious it’s all banned

[@Robofan998]

Im so tempted to join the patreon just to get some decks reviewed this is grade A+ content. I brew decks when i get bored and these have peak, 2am and I was just throwing stuff in a pile rather than thinking. Sometimes its cooking sometimes its gass, sometimes its straight ass.

[@Zivillyn]

I have the strongest feeling that if I gave you the decklist for my Rakdos deck, you would take one look at my commander (Rakdos the Defiler), go, "That's hilarious," and then spend the next three minutes kicking the tar out of me for how bad the rest of the deck is.

[@bigboyart1]

1:10 I'm lucky Roaming Throne fits my theme (I'm leaning heavily into Ixalan flip artifact creatures and gnome token generation). The combo with Thousand Moons Smithy, Threefold Thunderhulk, and Ojer Tak is absolutely FILTHY. - Thousand Moons Smithy creates a gnome creature token with power and toughness to the amount of artifacts I control every time it's used for mana. - Threefold Thunderhulk gaines +1/+1 counters every time you sacrifice an artifact to it and creates gnome tokens equal to its power every time it attacks. - Ojer Tak causes three times the number of token creatures to be created instead. - And finally Roaming Throne can double the amount that Ojer Tak creates. With other cards used to help me get to that point (like card draw, ramp, and typical mono-white exile and protection effects), it gets absolutely FILTHY.

[@andrewgreenwood9068]

11:19 humans rise up? Why not the age of men.

[@sayntfuu]

Tivit Player: I heard my name...

[@CMWizard1]

Audio sounds a lot better this video, less peaking

[@marginis]

Oh boy... Well, thanks for reminding me why I haven't been to commander night in months, I guess...

[@sebastianyarrick2041]

Please change the beep sound into something less ear-piercing. I genuinely cannot watch the video with the current version

[@Helios810]

how about a dog bark?

[@Cringeboy69420]

Even better just don’t censor it. His talks about having sex with everything in his shorts it’s kinda ridiculous to say “oh no bad words”

[@Helios810]

@@Cringeboy69420 he’s gotta make money somehow, and sadly KZbin’s a little bitch

[@EpyonAC]

If he's monetized, he's gotta worry about it

[@emilydegroot6436]

​@@Cringeboy69420demonetization and shadowban avoidance, mb?

[@RazorDevil1]

5 seconds in, and im pretty sure etali is a spinosaurus not a raptor

[@Cringeboy69420]

Etali is a fake dinosaur that’s completely scientifically inaccurate like 99% of magic dinos

[@XpVersusVista]

​@@Cringeboy69420But he's clearly inspired by a spinosaurus. Stop trying to be the "it's fantasy, nothing matters" idiot.

[@Helios810]

he is in fact based on a Baryonyx edit: I was mistaken in thinking Spinosaurus and Baryonyx were the same, but they’re both in the Spinosaur family

[@RazorDevil1]

not sure where you guys are getting this, but the designer themself says hes "a magical beast crafted in the form of a spinosaurus that dwells in the mountains."

[@siderthedoor6798]

I just want a deck with all the “if it’s in your opening hand cards”

[@nathanaelwaters2509]

No one thinks of it generally but onward/victory is grab able with niv-mizzet and also turns him into a 1 shot kill

[@DarkAngel-jo8ix]

Me when my theme is “bringing a CEDH deck to a casual game”

[@GCWeber]

If you're talking about the red deck that's fair (would need more card draw) but none of the others are cedh

[@DarkAngel-jo8ix]

@@GCWeber I was talking generally about saying you have a “theme” but just having very few cards in the theme

[@sagecolvard9644]

Me building my Mishra deck: Hm, he repeats Artifact ETB effects every turn, and in the lore he lost his mind because he (or Urza, probably Urza) accidentally opened the Portal to Phyrexia, and PtP has "EtB: each opponent sacs 3 creatures). It's a combo that's fully in-flavor! And his falling out with urza started with him trying to take the Mightstone and Weakstone, which has an ETB that is "draw 2 cards or kill something", so that's a simillarly flavorful synergy. Plus he allied with Gix, so The Cruelty of Gix and the version of Demonic Intent with Gix-based art and flavor text are in-theme tutors! Also me: the deck cares about my EtB effects, and the versions the commander makes are all Construct creatures, so we will be putting in Panharmonicon, Virtue of Knowledge, Roaming throne, Strionic Resonator, and Lithoform Engine.

[@RandomDumGuy]

My theme is confoming to everyon else's themes and I do that via theft because as a wise man once said "Gonti go brrrrrr"

[@tacnayn4439]

The original dragons in the Silmarillion didn't have wings. No joke, Etali is pretty much lore consistent.

[@alexandercandicedad1355]

0:32 Halana and Alena, Partners as a Universes Beyond art alter with Legolas and Gimli, when?

[@kain6996]

That burning deck is going to hell poor after the ban list.

[@XTempestBuster]

Rip imodane

[@wonkybiscuit2760]

I tell people that my Templar Knight deck is just “human tribal” as a joke. Commander is Chulane (Idk why they printed a commander who’s entire gimmick is “Explore+Glimpse of Nature on legs”)

[@lunondisposable5382]

In my language, "get rid of Sol Ring" translates to "ignore my advice"

[@monomanamaniac]

I would love to get to do something like this. My main deck has the equipment Voltron theme, but I also have a ton of stuff that messes with the order of my library. Thankfully I can use these things very quickly, equipment go to the top, everything else try to get it out of the way lol

[@marvinhubregtse5776]

8:40 and now 3 of those "gas" cards are banned

[@ShadowGuadian]

RIP jeweled lotus.

[@nurseclaire5252]

rip that imodane deck lol

[@SabreAran]

This was gold, what would someone have to do to get roast.....I mean..... get advice from the Great Mald? 😂

[@dakotamcintire7419]

NGL Wish you had the decklists available here.

[@andrioffa]

8:37 I can think of a couple things that Imodane player can cut for Extraplanar lense now…

[@罪のアリス]

Praise be to Henzie

[@ThenewWereWolfGod]

Vid 12 asking for rowan scion of war we have now reached a dozen.

[@andrewspears8891]

To be fair to the Aragoons guy, he is being on flavor to Amazon/HasNro LotR. Aka, throwing out Tolkien's writings and subbing in whatever they feel is "modernly appropriate."

[@logosloki]

well, the good news is that they can cut Dockside, Mana Crypt, and Jeweled Lotus from the deck now

[@treclarke6102]

Tillamook extra sharp white cheddar

[@true_battlemaster8704]

How to I get my decklist onto one of these videos? I have a stupid Tolez deck can't wait to see his reaction to

[@aRobotWithCancer]

Are we going to talk about exiling a land under chrome mox at 8:01

[@maldhound]

they got me for it on stream for the next 30 minutes don't worry

[@kaemonbonet4931]

Lord of the rings but teferi fucks the whole thing up is the movie i most want to see

[@samuelhawkins3820]

When do these streams happen?

[@maldhound]

Next one is Thursday, another one is Saturday. They typically happen on Saturdays and scattered weekdays

[@NotlostMoon]

Can't blame him for lying too much, the theme itself dissapointed me, a good number of the cards were only half recognizeable (though still good looking, like Galadriel is stunning but I wouldn't know that was her without the name)

[@princeofrain1428]

We do love some good lying and fabrication of the reality

[@kusanagi54321]

Why are they using the Buttercup but not Westley?

[@jamesstone7895]

Imodane deck just got hit with three bans lmao

[@itslexactually]

How is that Aragorn deck not running Galadriel’s Dismissal

[@laeclorentzen6111]

0:19 umm actually Etali is a spinosaurus

[@lonelyxatu8146]

I need to show you my Jerren deck

[@RibusPQR]

Shivan is not supposed to be pronounced like Siobhan, lol

[@MetaKaios]

At least it's a change from what I usually hear, which is people who have apparently never heard of Shiv and seem to think it's a reference to Shiva, the Hindu god.

[@seanrshivers]

I have a red/white/blue deck called american justice... how do we get our decks reviewed?

[@Shoyro]

I'm not a blue player. Exclusively. I champion Worldslayer, MLD, and Farewell. I'm not some degenerate, but I must curb my sadistic traits just to remain civil. Still, I'm glad the three cards I hate most are finally all banned: Golos, Mana Crypt, and Dockside Extortionist Moment of silence for Nadu.

[@Karl_Smink]

Dumps on Dragonmaster Outcast saying you'll never have 6 lands. IMMEDIATELY recommends World Tree. kekw

[@soulweaver64]

Question, how would one submit their deck for roasting? Is it done live on stream?

[@dolphinsniper]

So how does one submit their decks to Mauld for review? Do you need to be on pateron?

[@Leanbeanburrito]

Please do one of bladewing deathless tyrant!!!

[@TheHappyNachos]

Where do we actually send our decklists to have them roasted? Or is it a members-only privilege?

[@schneecoraxx8689]

The duality of mald. Talks shit on landfall decks, gets mad when ya dont have 40 lands. WHAT ELSE AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH ALL THE LANDS IF NOT CHEAT ON MY TAXES.

[@flaminmunchkin2435]

Day 2 asking for Go-Shintai of Life's Origin

[@Warlock3151]

Post 8 asking for grist plagueswarm

[@treclarke6102]

Henzie 4 lyfe

[@Luvrnetic]

I am now begging you to do a video on why Sol Ring should be banned

[@drguthrie7621]

Oh great Hound how do I get my deck improoved/roasted by you?

[@maldhound]

It’s currently a Patreon tier redeem! Which sucks a little but the time demands are too much to make it free

[@aidenaune7008]

why is Aragorn black?

[@theaspirant549]

Chief Keef

[@obiesenpai3869]

Day 2 of asking your opinion on Zacama

[@axeleverttv]

Why did you talk about the Marchesa deck like it was a proliferate theme?

[@maldhound]

The designer said in the primer it was a proliferate deck, which turned out to be not true

[@IroShimizu]

day 6 of requesting Niko Light of Hope

[@nebricback1430]

Nce

[@FirekingBarong]

I would much rather say: Fix the god damn censorship because if u are the person that's personality drastically improves by saying stuff out right when he is that type of person, you improve as a human being. Who cares if the video gets turned yellow when you remain moral dignity? ^^ This aint a kindergarden, if u cant handle being yourself and bow down to censorship because of money, then lets improve the human being first

[@whynot-lv8dt]

My guy, he still has to pay bills, and if he wants to do content creation full time (which he has stated that he would if things work out), then he kinda needs to be making money from this. If the boss of your dream job says you'll be fired if you swear in front of the customers, most people would probably agree it's worth censoring yourself to get paid. There's nothing immoral or undignified about wanting to pay your bills at the expense of eliminating certain sensitive words or phrases from your content. I would say that if you can't handle others conducting themselves with different beliefs and values than you and accuse them of being morally undignified, then you need to improve the human first.

[@PlagueScholar]

8:40 Well, I have 3 ideas for cards to cut now...

[@salvadortoscano2534]

7:13 Yikes, who's gonna tell that guy??

[@magicarpegayeminegue1963]

Is « oops all permanents » Codie a lie about the plan ?