I paid an E-Girl to play osu! with me?

In this video I bought an egirl to play osu with me. She was really nice and her name was Nui. I linked her profile bellow please show her some support!
Nui's page: www.epal.gg/detail/29945
For more behind the scenes:
Instagram: / squashy.boy
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Follow me on twitter: / squashydotboy
Discord link: loligang.moe/
Osu profile: osu.ppy.sh/users/9570455
My Chair: goo.gl/xFcVTx
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Thanks For Watching o/

[@SquashyBoy]

This whole video is to launch my new outro btw

[@rusked]

Stop simping

[@jawwshuaa3795]

but did i ask?

[@w1za602]

Like my comment you simp

[@mayta71]

Hi :v

[@yetrro4327]

Squashy Boy we all asked

[@NikoNC]

Are we all just gonna ignore Squashy's mum playing CS:GO and actually *killing someone in the game.*

[@grab_fd]

I think his whole family are gamers

[@FunnyPowerr]

@DeoDusio shhhh

[@tlocto]

My mom literally plays an MMORPG for a few hours every day

[@HellishPumpkin]

threeleggedoctopus That’s neat dude

[@Hydreji]

Gamer Mum CONFIRMED

[@kazawakirito8781]

"I'm 12" -SquashyBoy

[@SAMMAWWEEJO]

im 11 0-0

[@SamFromItalia]

can you edit in the time?

[@ravioliravioligivemethefor3131]

@@SAMMAWWEEJO same

[@highotaku]

@@ravioliravioligivemethefor3131 he was joking btw

[@ravioliravioligivemethefor3131]

@@highotaku cool

[@batuhanytho5072]

Alternate title: "I paid an E-Girl to flex on her?"

[@n1rv340]

Tru

[@sh4m35]

I paid an E girl to simp on her

[@INKKK_]

Alternative title : flexing my osu skills on a girlfriend I rented

[@LeeKags]

Rent-A-Girlfriend reference? 👀

[@ruinxi]

@@LeeKags I was just about to say that lmao

[@polomadi7928]

Rent-A-Girlfriend if the main character was an osu player

[@LeeKags]

@@polomadi7928 hahahahaha

[@ForeverUndead27]

Ah yes rent a girlfriend

[@F7_TeeJ]

“NO I’M THE SIMP HERE SHHHHHHH”

[@whnz]

"rent a girlfriend"

[@catboyuwu]

Onii chan rent me uwu

[@calo7665]

@@catboyuwu pause

[@xiao8124]

@@catboyuwu PLS

[@mcruz9063]

@@catboyuwu Are u Chizuru. If u are I will

[@catboyuwu]

@@mcruz9063 sus

[@s3tifis358]

She can play 6* Dies at the 1/4 of Osu!Memories

[@pockydew9467]

6 digit life

[@jinrex2445]

she did not say she can pass it lol

[@s3tifis358]

Kamote kyut she said that she can do 6* and Osu!memories is the easiest 6* map

[@asto6295]

Mariana ́s Cobweb YOU’RE CAPPING LMAOO

[@edherman7652]

@@s3tifis358 padoru is wayyyy easier

[@kori9494]

This video is just him flexing his new hair color at the end

[@jaeduhn9961]

yes dio

[@dumbkidwhoknowstomuch8233]

yo give me one of yo knifes i collect them

[@mudalad1215]

diavolo was better

[@josephpeanits]

I see you every where dio

[@Netaminity1974]

Dio

[@dani-4437]

james charles is going to have a tough time with his new competition

[@slowmeal]

Omg

[@ctrnele]

LMFAO

[@mariusbumb8970]

Description: "I can play 6 stars" Reality: 6 digits

[@xforce6213]

Im a 6 digit but I can play 6 stars lol. But I do get the joke

[@rxzey]

i pass a 7 star 89 acc ye im bad but i started 2 weeks ago

[@mariusbumb8970]

@@rxzey im talking about her not not all 6 digits

[@Dicaso9]

@@rxzey wait wtf, 2 weeks 7*??? im playing since october and i didnt even pass a 7*, you are good dude

[@rxzey]

@@Dicaso9 the worst thing is im not even asian

[@sunbeamer5748]

"E-Girl... Is a song made by "E Boy", but that's not the E-Girl we're gonna be DOING today." So we're doing an Egirl? 0:20

[@thecolorblue7427]

hmmmmm

[@smellyfartsmellyfart3482]

Poggg

[@jordonsexy]

ayoooo 🥵🥵🤪😏

[@leaguereference5473]

...I don’t know why I even read KZbin comments anymore

[@SevenBlackstar1]

Squashy: All women are queens Kachulu: If she breathes she's a THOOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTT [Insert epic lightsaber battle]

[@O_XEO]

osu! battle*

[@MigLeVo]

4:55 I knew Squashy Boy is Miraie’s cousin

[@thisaccounthasabandoned1708]

HAHAHA

[@hunkymunky1704]

4:17 “How are you doing this???” He’s Asian. It’s just what he do.

[@Sebsterski]

"thats not the e-girl were doing today" -Squashy Boy 20

[@ooilixiang7385]

'So we are equal in ranks' Meanwhile Squashy Boy's rank: 12133 Algirl's rank: 327195 B R U H

[@Ralpphie]

4:36 I literally die when she said that LOL!

[@axtanime2063]

My guy is losing his talking 2:31

[@deharcourt]

Seeing a mom play csgo and slap his son for wanting to make an e girl video is the best thing I’ve seen all day so far.

[@nicoherlim6100]

if you guys don't know the outro song it's called okaeri (asterisk dnb remix) thanks me later

[@piyushpakhale3516]

Was searching for this comment from so long ! THANK YOU SIR

[@Jawzun]

Thanks!

[@Everett02]

1:08 “I can play up to 6 stars”... has 1300 pp

[@sorgair]

Logan Butcher and fails all 5 stars.... scam smh

[@Fremilia]

@@sorgair now i feel bad bcs i fail 5 stars to haha

[@renshiai]

can play up to 6* not fc them

[@fitoduarte8000]

I have 1500 pp but can beat 6 stars and a couple 7 stars too.

[@vashtetr]

i have 500pp and play 6-7* but mostly loved maps... maybe thats why i dont have pp

[@jaywu5675]

0:19 "should i die" LOL

[@izdiharuddin4081]

4:27 "oh my god, you su*k" im dying Lmao😂

[@ponkie7900]

I laughed for 10 minutes straight when he turned himself into a e-boy xD

[@TEALBBX]

no you didn’t

[@MartyyyYt]

0:21 ‘but that’s not the egirl we’re gonna be D O I N G today’

[@Gabriel-jg5wh]

you need a series of this man cmon

[@joshthiedeman4484]

"She's probably my best friend. Even tho i paid for her :("

[@w1za602]

Not first His mum do be hackin tho

[@Moukeii]

i dont know if its accidental or not, but including your mom on mothers day is wholesome

[@iansmith4887]

Okay you are an awesome KZbinr. Subbing rn! I love your humor. Keep up the work!

[@thecheetah8838]

1. How r u 2. ??? 4. panik I'm dying XD

[@mila9162]

4:49 dude!! If you ever want a friend I’m seriously right here! I will play Osu with you anytime, I’m also looking for more friends that play Osu

[@grombs5911]

6:22 of just this guy simping and being awkward. I’m showing this to my mom. *update* : my mom said he’s a cute boy.

[@owl_uwu1297]

Your mom is simpin

[@grombs5911]

Owl_UwU listen here bucko don’t make me come there and whoop yo UwU headass

[@owl_uwu1297]

@@grombs5911 cease your fruitless intimidation, i was just stating the facts.

[@kevlarzz5321]

"but that's not the E-girl we are going to be doing today" Ambitious

[@nowonatall]

he turned himself into a e-boy funniest shit i've ever seen

[@diegosatta9393]

As an IT student the code part made me loose it. Squash you're a fucking genius😂

[@javi4496]

Welcome epic gamers to what I assume is called a simp

[@Starstrike21]

rofl really enjoyable and funny af, keep uploading a lot!!

[@LukeMais888]

0:38 this just reminds me of how much we need season 5 to be released at a time like this

[@dce7_88]

This scatch at the beginning was so good

[@tigzika]

so basically this whole video is squashy asserting his dominance over e-girls... perfect

[@taito8641]

damn the outro looks great my guy

[@justsomemustachewithoutagu9694]

This is content. We watch youtube for content. Therefore we watch youtube for squashy boy.

[@janekwa]

Alternative title: Squashy dying inside for 6minutes straight That dye job is actually not bad tho good job squashysister

[@paudinh9192]

5:09 lowkey thought it was james Charles XD

[@jonerrzz]

you’ve been the only youtuber that’s been able to make laugh irl

[@mittens_245]

Omg. I love Oddloop! I also like your content

[@iosonodadoleggenda915]

The outro music is the new non non biyori disc, i love that music. I want 200pp from that.

[@nkz408]

He turned himself into an e-boy, funniest shit I've ever seen.

[@aoifekun]

that "hey sisters" caught me off guard i choked

[@mulraf]

10 seconds into the video and already better than most videos altogether.

[@patihagungs8209]

Watching this make me wanna die from the awkwardness

[@aunoa4671]

she's also probably my first friend, even tho i payed for her

[@nakuou]

her: HOW ARE YOU DOING THIS squashy: yes

[@chuun2784]

Yoooo that outro is littt

[@daniwha]

Do i hear non non byori disco groove as the outro? I am proud

[@walkermelin8876]

Squashy: my queen E-girl: uhhh...

[@NoreoNC]

production value increased alot

[@zuki9419]

"that's not the e-girl we are "doing" today" he's doing her good"

[@jackstezsavage3815]

Squashy : It’s about e-girls Mom : *so you have chosen, death*

[@simonbeiran6439]

At the end he low key looked like he was in a kpop group

[@daze9313]

"my first friend even though i paid for her" i feel you man i feel you

[@teddynihon]

I like the General Sam style you were going for

[@darkness_deca4609]

Squashy Boy , diciendo "uwu" yo: Joder que macho el pana

[@meowquack3133]

1% music 10% effects 89% keyboard

[@RyanJacob2007]

"they can mostly be found on..." *osu plays in the backround*

[@gowon11]

"I turned myself into an eboy" *actually becomes joji*

[@madman6480]

I accidentally pressed the sub button but I'm not going back

[@OohFall]

5:23 "how to instantly die" google search???? WHYYY MAN?

[@atorasu3976]

"E-Pal" Normal people: Eh, sounds normal enough. Every Filipino in a 10 mile radius: 👁️👄👁️

[@spoot-erman4651]

That is a pretty neat outro

[@migisrighteye]

4:05 Squashy is developing SIMP syndrome

[@whatbluepanda9881]

0:09 OMG UR MOM PLYING CSGO? WTF

[@p1uto878]

yes i finally heard someone play ignite.... it was on osu!memories

[@Kiriiii]

*"But thats not the e-girl we are going to be doing today"*

[@DyDam-go2qy]

1:37 ??? PANIK xd

[@animsu_]

the fact that she ignored u saying ur 12...

[@restart123]

Finally new vid

[@bellapep1107]

the part when you pulled that notepad out was when i died

[@ducklingducks5902]

2:54 you turned on my Siri

[@korzei2943]

Jimin it's that you?

[@SquashyBoy]

nah man its me jonkok

[@someprimate69520]

@@SquashyBoy that shit hurted

[@jarret1153]

Squashy boys last braincell: I’m a simp

[@coldy047]

finally a new video :D

[@jackkilby3304]

whats the outro song?

[@vita-1211]

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[@LexiAzure]

Next episode : *I paid an e-attack helicopter to play osu*

[@ccvelcro4514]

Gg Squashy be uploading at midnight

[@golden_xz]

Bruh your my favourite OSU youtuber now

[@kirohai]

guys this video is obvously a scam! everyone should see it! Squashygay doesn't need to pay for girls to play with him. edit: why tf do i feel like i've seen this exact video before?

[@Lustr1ous]

"And that's not the e-girl that we are going to be *doing* today."

[@cicleby5706]

are we just gonna ignore that squashy and knifey were sending pictures of pets to each other lol

[@luissantamaria5716]

Best video so far

[@leowoosey1547]

6 mins and 22 seconds of squashyboy simping while his mum gets global in cs and his dad orders a new belt

[@rezohn_ss3201]

I got light headed during this vid, I was wheezing so fucking hard

[@fluytzzik9394]

great funny vid even i dont play osu anymore

[@yuarkok6273]

squashy boy underranked pog

[@dr.chopper3804]

that intro love it

[@psosx3077]

This very original and nalian hasnt done this before

[@Night-jo8si]

when you turned into james charles i got so scared almost punched my screen and unplugged my pc

[@ozi1839]

its okay my queen wait no what