Noita but incredibly rigged

this is part 1 of my 33 orb run, the rest will follow soon (tm), right now im trying to 100% noita without mods, so feel free to drop by my stream if you wanna see me attempt some no-damage and pacifist runs in the future
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[@CalamitasCalliope]

I don't understand even a fraction of this game, but sparkly lights make my brain happy

[@mrShift_0044]

You sure do like glowing and attractive things ( i'm speaking of your profile picture lmao (Kanapa good))

[@Her_Viscera]

Ditto

[@combativeThinker]

@@mrShift_0044 Shit-tier fanbait. On par with yangxblake.

[@christophkogler6220]

Sometimes I feel like I understand wandcrafting and then I see a clip of somebody turning their projectile into a self-replicating infinite explosion with only six spells.

[@mrShift_0044]

@@combativeThinker Kanaypa is still good anyway, cry about it.

[@krishnadeva9837]

Evil albino be like: i play my games genuinely without rigging the game

[@bamboozledblueorange8627]

Evil albino be like: I do not like maggots

[@mrShift_0044]

@@bamboozledblueorange8627 Evil Albino be like: "happy hair gain"

[@mediocrespaceexplorer]

XQCL

[@stillton5592]

Cry about it

[@Dustyer]

That's saying that this albino isn't evil.

[@Relhio]

I know Albino said in the review of the game that the devs just don't want you to find the secrets in this game, but how the living hell did the players manage to piece this shit out?

[@juliuspoensgen4369]

My two main theories are either by communig with arcane forces, or datamining

[@derpaboopderp1286]

Datamining

[@mrShift_0044]

@@juliuspoensgen4369 It's actually both but with a lot of Finnish snus

[@HuslWusl]

Yeah right? Like how the heck did they figure out how to create a sun and even transform it using blood, elemental stones and later elements scattered across multiple worlds. Oh and that you have to take it to the moon of course

[@vlad9tf2]

@@HuslWusl they added hints scattered over the world now

[@kamilw1315]

the amount of rigged runs is insane with this man

[@xXRickTrolledXx]

He only had to R 30,000 times

[@ClubPenguinMaster88]

Yea but when you have that much quantity theres bound to be a rig or two

[@DoctorCBT]

bro if you want a rigged run, check out seed 1301507389, in the first holy mountain theres an always cast circle of vigour for 135.

[@antonioproa5405]

4:35 Albino: That's a good wand. Also Albino: Finds a wand equivalent of a f**king black hole bomb.

[@NotAlbino]

yea that's the one i meant, when you play this game enough you can kinda tell what wands are gonna be from the sprite

[@homeo7785]

Albino somehow rigs every game he plays

[@hugoaraujo3300]

Yeah lmao

[@pepega1896]

I’m glad the noita streams are back, I really enjoy watching funny man mald at pixel video game

[@Exquisite_Crap]

So this game just gave me an equivalent of this run recently, with a free black hole at the bottom of the staircase entering the mines. It followed by giving me 3 health ups for free. Not guarded at all, just sitting out in the open multiple times. I even saw a free fungal patch entering the collapsed mines! At this point, I was wondering what the catch was, this was Noita after all. The catch was rounding a corner to find myself face to face with 3- Acid eyes 1- Dynamite boi 2- shotguns 2- acid balls And several spiders *I didn’t get lucky after that*

[@Nestix_the_stupid_one]

I am madly in love with albino's chat lol. In no other stream can i watch a man so comprehensively tear a game wide fucking open and still have his chat dissing him by making the TTS say "XqcL" every time they get the chance lol

[@memelescream4796]

It's like technoblade. "Oh, you didnt do a 7v1. TechnoBad. TechnoL."

[@a.l.4852]

@@memelescream4796 rip

[@patrickloureiro351]

By this point geoffrey is the patron saint of rigged runs.

[@adamsk2482]

I love the baba is you music in the background certified bangers 🔥🔥

[@thegr8hatty]

Yessir

[@kyaban5192]

I said no more rigged runs Albino!

[@Paddlegoober]

I own this game. I've played it quite a bit. I have no clue what happened here today in this banger upload

[@theysayes3071]

I've been playing this for about 10 hours and these secrets and locations are giving me a migrane

[@Aydamnify]

You spoil yourself already after only 10 hrs? That's sad, man.

[@candylide]

@@Aydamnify Come on, let them see someone tearing Noita appart like it's normal It's not like you can comprehend what's going on 80% of the time

[@Ie_Froggy]

​@@candylide99% of the time**

[@DawnAfternoon]

​@@AydamnifyYeah good luck experiencing 99% of Noita blind lol

[@Aydamnify]

@@DawnAfternoon i spoiled myself too, obviously this game is way to complex to get to know all these secrets on your own. Whatever floats your boat, but after 10 hrs already?

[@goodtaste2185]

You know you made a good video game when even dying is fun.

[@aSmallGreenDot]

"no, it's not autism, it's just skill."

[@darkmatterpancake9824]

Title: "rigged run" Neco-Arc: in pre-stream waiting screen Yup, this video is gonna go hard

[@floschamomillae2721]

Maggot gets godruns every time

[@Plasma476]

2:34 Lmfao that tony hawk sound

[@MegoZ_]

MY MAN... you reused a thumbnail. Unacceptable.

[@SpikyBlade]

It's because that thumbnail is perfect

[@glitcherror2560]

the thumbnail is so good i didn't even notice

[@maciejbogusaw7274]

cry about it

[@theangrywig3905]

I wondered why it looked so familiar. Don't care though.

[@eldur-0]

cope

[@h.p.wallnut9912]

I was going to sleep but it looks like my health can wait.

[@scrums4748]

keep it up brother

[@Owtch]

Always feels like an instant win until someone stuns you into a pit of acid

[@Pokeydepanda]

These shitposts in every intro gives me life

[@Estoque8]

How's the meme called?

[@007bistromath]

I knew this game had some stuff but I had no idea you could literally scrooge mcduck up a waterfall

[@seniorbob2180]

Your free win, sir. 5 Minutes later: NOITA'D.

[@reaper5242]

I like the baba ost, nice touch

[@mycology5242]

I was trying to remember where it's from lol thx

[@sarvashaktimaan7106]

I saw the polymorph and the video length and assumed I knew the future.

[@VioletScarelli]

Plasma damage bypasses armor btw, so you could have used the Paha Silma to kill the spider boss even with its shell closed

[@einarorleifsson5718]

Bro so much of the music in this video is from games I played but I can't remember all of them. It tickles my brain.

[@thescrub7682]

Whats interesting is the amount of times you use any of the greek letters and somehow make it work, i still dont understand wand tinkering on that level.

[@Tairongo]

The baba is you soundtrack is super fitting here

[@mEEEEE1934]

same company made both games :^)

[@enginer8935]

We all love “luck”

[@_slashes]

Yesterday I had an amazing run, got to temple of the art and a chunk collapsed and I got pushed into it and died to physics, I had 690 health and it was decimated in seconds

[@Gunth0r]

you got noita'd

[@testhekid]

so many rigs albino could rig youtube itself

[@Mortisem]

When he went to kill the alchemist i saw that the video was rnding and i felt soooo bad for him but as it turns out he just decided to end the video mid run and make me paranoid

[@Pikachu825]

Just wanna say that the Baba music goes incredibly well with this game

[@florkiler6242]

when that social number stimulus cheak komes in

[@jacobyoung6899]

0:07 bro I was at school 💀

[@probablyHavokk]

Thannk you for the non-isaac videos albino i love you

[@gubby5333]

wait, albino actually uploads videos? is this the gift from gods?

[@Chris-rc8qj]

Impressive to have the ability to think and still not dislike xqc

[@Slferon]

i didn't realize this was uploaded yesterday

[@dennex1142]

Me who is watching as I just wake up and like 8mins in “hmmmm why is this man speaking English and yet another language at the same time”

[@redflareyt6951]

How many times have people got in trouble when someone hears your intros lol

[@marlon8714]

Albino Noita upload? Day improved substantially

[@CrazyWS]

Dude that's an insane run lol

[@antisanity_]

Albino, Lord of Cope

[@corneliusmcmuffin3256]

I knew a couple of these tricks, but some of them surprised me.

[@heyyou9472]

doubters never saw it coming

[@Traumachu]

I'm so happy to see Noita again

[@Retard0721]

I was just watching some other noita vids so thanks daddy

[@awilduseless245]

What's the seed?

[@Nero1702.]

14:26

[@kingacrisius]

I did not understand any of this video, including the premise. And I've played this game!

[@st42278]

I'm really glad you returned to noita

[@DiaRi0tCreator]

im so happy you are playing noita again :-)

[@DrCoomer_1]

Damn Albino you have ball

[@jazzerdazzle5958]

3:13 baba is music

[@squidgy2247]

Baba is you OST really fits Noita

[@mrShift_0044]

Hey, can you please tell me, did Alboobino played "Baba is You" and if yes, is it recorded somewhere?

[@squidgy2247]

@@mrShift_0044 kzbin.info/www/bejne/eHKZh42jo7mtmtk xqcL

[@fajile5109]

I wish this game was like 10x bigger with some story and another game mechanic thrown in.

[@b1nary_f1nary]

'Noita 2: Noit This'

[@rimeprime8586]

finally, more noita

[@mirco5530]

yeee noita is back

[@Nen_niN]

I've only played Noita for 3 hours and I have no idea wha'ts going on

[@jayemare]

Hurry up and post more. I dunno what this games about but it looks fun

[@atsukki]

at this point i watch new videos because of memes in it

[@ilyasssaadi9594]

i love this channel

[@tonde3965]

Here we go! Time to COPE!

[@ghostlyglool]

There a stick that has infinite eggs you can already tell that i made a army that kill me and me only

[@ItzFmod]

you should try this game called wizard of legend, it's annoying and hard to beat

[@DarrinMichelson]

2:40 The music at this time stamp is so familiar, but I can't quite place it. Anyone have a better memory than me?

[@slick6227]

The intro doe, mad sus

[@TerrariaMommyxox]

the intro good

[@Gooday14]

Whats microphone you use?Pls say me

[@lucymaycry7218]

Autism = skill in some games fr fr Or, in a few words that don't endup saying something that could be misconstrued as "autism is a superpower" which it isn't: Autism has it's advantages and disadvantages because of the ways how 1. Thoughts are structured and 2. The way you perceive the enviorment. It's not a superpower, it's a necessary side grade to allotypical way of being. "It's not autism, it's skill" is true! Autism and skill aren't the same thing, but neurodivergent people learn things differently and develope skill differently. This difference can be favourable, it can be disadvantageous or it can just not matter at all. So yeah, bino is 1000% valid

[@dmkrodan]

I... what is your outro music? i have heard it somewhere... and it escapes me. now it's an ear bug

[@lukaswei4767]

i have no idea what was going on...

[@fooltool1501]

gamer, where's the good shidd at

[@0m3GAARS3NAL]

5:12 The Eye would have done, I know this video is a little older now, but that's how I ended up doing this, just boiling water with the eye

[@grandis_]

Lov ur vids albabino

[@aikoveletna2664]

Still desperately wanna know the outro song cri.

[@echreism]

Baba is music

[@xaracen7207]

imagine dream trying to cheat noita odds

[@LazyBuddyBan]

streaner noita

[@TheGateShallStand]

When the fuck did Noita expand so much

[@cavemangug]

What the heck is the background music from is it part of the game? I just recognize it from somewhere and have no clue where

[@sunscorchedmax4930]

thankyou father

[@SnakePartyPL]

ah yes, *noita*

[@polyera9566]

the baba is you music in the background confused me af

[@chill5213]

Does he have a playlist he gets all the music in this vid from?

[@jujuPLUS]

whats the song that plays at 3:07

[@TheJohnJohn741]

Whats our boy pulling from his mouth every so often?

[@Markiboo]

noita moment

[@toby-we3zj]

Do a run and try to get 10m money through paralell worlds and the 2 gold rooms (you gotta go to 20 gold rooms i think)

[@GoldballIndustries]

tey spamming protection bubbles and a rapid spell to blind yourself..

[@erickmarin6147]

Tell your editor I love him

[@briskyjpeg1139]

I re-subbed!!! Apparently that happened. I missed your noita runs.

[@war_fish]

Damn dsniel

[@iskda1585]

Did anyone else see the great chest 😢😢😢

[@deadrixhanon1776]

review isaac maggot

[@WeiChei]

What is the background music?

[@terrificmarrow2764]

FINALLY I FOUND YOU AGAIN