I played 200 days of Noita

Can I finally beat Noita in 200 days?
If you want to see someone suffer through the toughest roguelike out there, this is the video for you. Enjoy!

[@leiflund6032]

This is the exact type of noita video I’ve been looking for. Well edited moments of exciting runs and fails as you learn the game. Almost impossible to find elsewhere.

[@calpinade]

Im glad you enjoyed the video! :D

[@extrashoddy]

Noita's one of those magical games where the learning curve can oscillate wildly. You feel amazing when you build your first good wand and laugh uncontrollably when it kills you a few minutes later.

[@Mangomaniac420]

Me whenever I have a great run and decide to use an spell that is electricity 🤣

[@calpinade]

For real😂

[@calpinade]

I swear i have forgotten my wand has electricity not even 10 seconds after building it😂 And then proceed to jump into every puddle of water i see...

[@Razzpen1]

Congrats on beating the tutorial! Jokes aside, im impressed by how fast you beat the first boss, it took you like half as many attempts as me lmao. The only thing you have to do to find and beat the rest of the game is to keep on experimenting! Keep exploring the overworld and side areas, try different spell combinations, figure out how different materials react to eachother, go looking for buried secrets, etc. You have already done the most difficult part, which is getting over the initial learning curve, and you are now one or two good runs away from experiencing the coolest part of the entire game.

[@calpinade]

Thanks! But I only managed to do it because of my luck with the wand in the last shop lol. Yeah, I think experimenting will be key in my future runs. Sometimes I see some gifs of the game where I just think: "wtf, how is this even possible"

[@MrMannnMannn]

Watching you throw away the add mana at 8:16 brought me great pain.

[@calpinade]

I'm sorry😂

[@MrMannnMannn]

No worries, just remember from now on that is a top priority spell.

[@calthyechild]

Okay, no spoiler direction. There are several other bosses that you can find. Next time you get a good digging wand setup just... explore, and you will eventually find some of them that way. Aside from digging, which you know about, there's another kind of movement spell that can help you navigate to other parts of the world. I saw the spell in one of the shops you were in so I know you know about it, but I won't say which in case you haven't tried it. Without spoilers: typically a secret in Noita = put something in a specific spot. Clues are vague and present in the background at best usually. If you see something unusual, such as a formation, that doesn't regularly appear, it might be part of a secret that you can discover. Perhaps you could explore the pyramid next, since you do know about it.

[@calpinade]

Really? I didnt notice the spell you're talking about lol. But thanks for the hints about how the puzzles work! I will keep an eye out from now on.

[@atlashastie367]

@ was tearing up when you walked past it like it was nothing XD

[@atlashastie367]

mud can be placed on walls and sticks, so you can make little ledges to regain levitation. you can start with mud, and this can enable lots, ponder.

[@calpinade]

Ooooh, that sounds interesting! I need to experiment with that when I get the opportunity

[@JosefDerKaiser]

Over the mountain Past the tree Past the lava lake Through the wall of the world

[@calpinade]

So this is one of Noitas puzzles I hear so much about. While I think this one is not too hard (it just says go through the dense rock at the end of the overworld right?) I genuinely wonder where I am supposed to find all those puzzles and riddles😂 In all of my runs I never stumbled across any of them except the "???" Room.

[@Eldar_Farseer]

​@@calpinade The green tablets, in addition to being a great murderer weapon (who could survive a 250kg thing being thrown in your face with high speed?), give you some insights to the things that can be done in Noita. Otherwise, simply traveling the world and blowing stuff up

[@Eldar_Farseer]

​​​@@calpinade Since my previous reply got deleted: "Green tablets contain some insights into the secrets of Noita, as well as exploring the world" And yeah, taking into account how well these secrets are hidden, I'm pretty sure the developers themselves didn't want the players to find them

[@calpinade]

Haha, yeah i heard about some secrets being super hard to find

[@JosefDerKaiser]

@ Nah, this isn't a puzzle. Just a tip to poke around places you may think are inaccessible.

[@andyentity3034]

you shoud do more noita, as for what else is there, you could try to kill every single boss (15 i think), create the sun, yes, the actual sun, explore the world in general for all the little secrets, and, if you are a masochist you could also try chalange runs for the achivment, such as pacifist, where you don't kill anything, not even the final boss, no-hit, where you have to do the whole game without taking a point of damage, no gold, where if you pick up a single spec of powder of gold you have to restart, kick only, where you cannot fire your wands at all and you can only use the kick (telekinetick kick is heavelly recomanded) and there are even more, those are just the most straigthforward things you can do. And about the achievements i mentioned earlier, there is a place in the world, a place that's not to hard to reach where there will be 6 pillars, and each segment of a pillar is a achivment. Ps: you can find quite a lot of things by just going all the way left or right in every level, also, fungus and worm blood have some magical properties if ingested (you need about 200 sec of fungus for it to take it's effect)

[@ahmadrhero]

Hey great job on completing the tutorial 🎉🎉🎉 now you have begun your journey through the path of being a noita ( wizard in Finnish ) . Here's some tips for you to become even better at the art of being a noita 1 avoid damage as much as possible, you might say well i always do that that's obvious but here's the thing, you aren't. Because to avoid damage you first need to embrace it , you need to not rely on the power and the resources that the gods give you , but rely on your movement and knowledge of your surroundings and the best way to gain knowledge is by experience . Don't be afraid of dying you have a long way to go through, experiment with the enemies, try to only dodge them instead of attacking, try to intentionally get shot at just to get better at dodging, dodging is the most important way to avoid damage 2 alchemy is knowledge, knowledge is power . Try to figure out what things can do to eachother , like berserkium does to you and other enemies, or concentrated mana to you , enemies and the environment and so on . Try eating everything like literally everything at least once , like what happens if you eat meat? Or rotten meat? Or blood? Or water? Or different kind of potions? What about stinky meat? Slime meat? Green slime meat? Grass? Dirt? Try lava or acid or toxic sludge. try Literally anything liquid or solid in your stomach , there are many buffs and debuffs in this game you can gain by just drinking or eating which can help you a lot or will give you , and mixing shit with eachother 3 let each run be different from one another . What i noticed was that you always went for explosions even if you didn't have explosion immunity, well although that's a pretty good strat and definitely way safer than a weird spell which will kill you instantly, it's better to know that what a spell does than not knowing, and maybe you can put a spell that is very dangerous when casted by itself into another spell like a trigger spell or timer spell , try using different perks , some perks might be absolute gems like gas blood which might sound terrible at first but than you realise that it's actually toxic immunity in disguise and totally safe to have

[@calpinade]

Whoa, so much info! I will definitely try your tips. Thank you for taking your time and making such a great write up!

[@ahmadrhero]

@@calpinade thank you can't wait for the next 100 days of your journey

[@potatosloth1763]

2 tips 1. The enemy you fought at around 19:50 had dug into the holy mountain angering the gods for you (side note anything that destroys the holy mountain, unless it's in a specific way) will anger the gods) 2. if you hover your mouse above a potion and right click you can drink it

[@calpinade]

Now that seems like a way easier way to get the effect of an potion, good to know😂

[@potatosloth1763]

At 6:55 you can see a 110 spell when cast it makes a stationary circle that allows you to teleport even between stages, if you do it in the holy mountain

[@calpinade]

Wow, didnt know about that! Now i need to go through the footage again to look up the name of the spell lol

[@Plausible_Prism2810]

I would recommend exploring both sides of the world/exploring in general to find Orbs of True Knowledges which will allow you to unlock more spells that can be used to make ridiculously powerful wands in future runs, orbs after being found will always stay in a fixed position so once you know where one is, it'll always be there. Such orbs when enough (5 orbs I believe) is collected, and you have the sampo, return to the surface and go to the mountain, if you have enough levitation or a teleportation wand you can find an altar where you can unlock New Game Plus where Noita really opens up. One last thing to note at the east and west side of the world will be walls of dense rock, get a flask of ambrosia to stain yourself with it since you'll find a ton of curse rock that will deplete your health a lot and good digging wand and start to carve a path. After some time you'll make it to the other side where you'll find something. I won't spoil it ;)

[@calpinade]

Oh damn, seems like there is tons I haven't figured out yet lol Thanks for your tips, i will definitely try some of that stuff out! (Even when I doubt I will survive long enough to get 5 orbs 😂)

[@stepankratky4435]

So a little thing to the boss. When you fought him with the holy granade, you picked up an orb. Orbs do 2 things. They give the final boss more health and they make his shield repel projectiles instead of just block. As to what to do next, there is over 30 of the orbs scatered in the world. You already found 2. On the piramid and the holy granade. So a great goal is to find as much of them as you can. Also i recomend trying to go over the giant tree on the left of the spawn. The world continues there and on top of the tree are goal pillars that show you some achievements.

[@calpinade]

Oooooh, I didn't know that :o So I made it harder for myself without even noticing😂 That means if I want to beat the hardest possible version of the boss I need to find all orbs...damn, I don't even know where to start looking lol

[@Cazzacker]

Noita is amazing, you can get so much more powerful. Watch some wandcrafting guides when you really want to pop off. Also breaking the reroll machine. What you want to experience next is your first god run. Knowledge is the key.

[@calpinade]

I have wet dreams of the moment I finally achieve my first godrun. I hope I make it one day lol

[@catgckool428]

You've completed the tutorial? Nice! Now, when you are ready to prove you mastery, begin the ascent by climbing the Tower. Or dig deeper still... (You'll maybe want lava immunity for that.)

[@erwins_arm]

Which doesn't exist

[@Maple38]

Yay another vid! You probably don't remember but I commented on the last Noita one too, been waiting for this one lol

[@calpinade]

Haha, I'm so sorry it took me this long😂 My league addiction kicked in while I was working on this one lol

[@outsider5268]

After killing the final boss still u have some options. U can form example explore every single biome, collcect every unique knowledge orb, or kill other mini bosses

[@calpinade]

Thanks for the ideas on what to do next! :D

[@outsider5268]

@calpinade BTW u have explored something between 15 and 20 percent of the map. Whole map is way bigger then u think

[@Izahdnb]

Learn how to use trigger spells! For example a magic bolt with a trigger combined with a chainsaw can get you pretty far in the game. 32:50 Dude! You skipped the most powerful perc in the game! Edit. For a hint I'd say go to the right side of the desert near the big wall, and dig down. Tip: explosion immunity might help here.

[@calpinade]

I need to try that out! I've never really understood how triggers work but I guess I will have to learn about them eventually. Which one? The tinkering perk? I figured i wouldnt need it anymore since I was close-ish to the boss^^

[@Izahdnb]

@@calpinade Yeah, the Tinker with Wands Everywhere is imo the best perk. But yeah I understand your decision.

[@VoxolMystic]

300 days of Noita soon please. PLEASE

[@lidaster1451]

32:50 Did you just ignore tinker with wands every where 😮

[@calpinade]

Well yes, but my thought process was that i wouldnt need it with just one more biome to go xD

[@lidaster1451]

@calpinade yeah you are probably right

[@sgpro819]

So way up near the top right as far right as tou can go and after going up from there and a specific diagonal up and to the right you can find gold more than you need. It will take a lot of doing to find without a guide but i think it can still be done. Also the tablet int the starting area right side near the lava lake can be thrown. Edit: assume everything in the world is hidden and waiting to be found. Try digging and explore even more. What you've seen is only a drop in the bucket.

[@calpinade]

As much gold as I want? Now that sounds exactly like what I need. Even better if I can find it without a guide xD Yeah I already had a feeling that there are so many secrets I just walked past without noticing lol

[@Mangomaniac420]

So that lil ghost carrying a wand. Fun fact is you. It's one of your deaths carrying one of the wands you died with

[@calpinade]

Hahaha really? Getting killed by your past self is crazy!😂

[@atlashastie367]

II H A TE HOW LUCKY YOU ARE MAN

[@calpinade]

Why my dude xD Was it the wand at the end which carried the bossfight?😂

[@atlashastie367]

@@calpinade you got a wand and i wont say where but it could of cleared the game and then some

[@calpinade]

Damn, now I'm really curious which one you meant. Looks like I need to rewatch and pay attention to every wand lol

[@atlashastie367]

@ your hint is it had a always cast

[@tzurmeyer]

USE CHIAINSAW

[@calpinade]

For what!😂 Isn't chainsaw just a melee range spell?🤔

[@tzurmeyer]

Magical properties it removes all cast delay

[@ahmadrhero]

those spiders , how did they come into the holy mountain? There isn't any entrance to the left so how did they come from there ?... Unless they dug through the brickwork and came from there??!! That would explain why the gods were mad! But who am i kidding not like you can see the spiders actually digging under you at 19:30 so I'm probably wrong

[@JosefDerKaiser]

Lukki enemies can dig. It dig dug through the holy mountain rock probably. Or it spawned in there which I've seen once.

[@ahmadrhero]

@@JosefDerKaiser sarcasm

[@perfectvermin6489]

I have a question, can you beat Dragon’s dogma by only throwing bricks? (Aka, THE WIZARD’S BRICK)

[@calpinade]

Hahaha, never heard of the wizards brick, but that definitely sounds fun!😂

[@perfectvermin6489]

@@calpinade I saw an Instagram reel where this party was fighting an enemy that was immune to magic and the barbarian says “you old fool, don’t you know that creature has the amulet of anti magic?” And the wizard says “hmmm immune to magic eh? I guess I’ll have to use the oldest spell in wizardry! WIZARD BRICK *throws a brick at the goblin and it is one shot*

[@ahmadrhero]

16:27 you want to know? If you want i can tell you it's very simple and spoiler free

[@calpinade]

Omg, now that i rewatched the footage i can see it😂 My own spell stabbed me in the back lol

[@ahmadrhero]

@@calpinade yeah the problem with glass canon ( × 5 ) or the berserk buff ( × 2 ) o is that it not only multiples your damage dealt by your spells, but it multiples the radius of its explosions as well , and you might not notice it normally but a ton and i mean like half of the spells in game that fly and die on impact have an explosion on them which some don't hurt you like the explosion spark bolt makes and some do hurt you like the explosion that acid ball makes , so keep that in mind when getting glass canons 👍