I proved I'm the ULTIMATE Mario Player

[@1draigon]

19:24 foy writes im sorry LMAO FOYLED AGAIN

[@lancebangle]

Classic Foy

[@Poopl0l]

Foy is my older brother and he was super happy that he got to play against you and be in the video

[@smileyface9064]

W foy

[@oscillateswildly]

“bring out my cantankerous count olaf” is such a good line

[@Caleb_Landry]

I JUST SAID THAT LOL

[@cinea24]

hi squeex! i was fortunate enough to race with you at the beginning and had so much fun! thanks for the great (yet brutal) stream :)

[@stuckinatree45]

FOYLED AINTNOWAY FOYLED AINTNOWAY FOYLED AINTNOWAY FOYLED AINTNOWAY

[@toogleup64]

if i wanted to watch someone scam challenges, I'd just watch ludwig 😹

[@nicknick_nick]

When did squeex scam I missed it

[@andrewching6796]

​@@nicknick_nickmario kart he won 1 race with only 4 other players lol

[@nicknick_nick]

@@andrewching6796 he still won tho

[@thedew9452]

also never beat the mario maker level@@nicknick_nick

[@chairofthebored]

@@nicknick_nick scammed those wins against Foy

[@mrclean5146]

You cheesed the smash ultimate segment. But I loved every minute of it pookie.

[@Undecidedl]

Love the guy that in 18:10 said "I'm clenching my asshole"

[@bonessai]

I read chat at the exact same moment lmao

[@shortsandsupple]

15:45 is literally one of the funniest rants Squeexie poo has had. I’m dying

[@Jempa24]

Heard if the editors show Squeex's bald spot, he kicks their teeth out. Design my goat.

[@austinhendry2039]

It's funny whenever he reads the chats out loud, he changes it a little

[@Varooooooom]

0:03 love that the editor put quotes around “decent”

[@wheatbread1606]

You know, Squeex, you've really changed my opinion on middle-aged balding men. I used to think they were miserable, smelly, and depressing to be around but look at you! Fighting against all odds and continuing to laugh and smile despite being... well, you know, you! 😂 Especially while having one of the most humiliating jobs in the world! Like, seriously, how does he do it? I know I couldn't, that's for sure! I hope one day you can look back and feel fulfilled (somehow) for making us laugh. You may think we're laughing with you but trust me, we're laughing at you. Somedays I wake up worrying that I'll never live up to anyone's expectations but then I think of you and it makes me feel better about myself! A lot better. Anyway, I thoroughly enjoyed this video and hope to see more of your shortcomings soon! xo

[@Gorilla_312]

FOYLED:AINTNOWAY

[@-Sai]

best bald mario player

[@Caleb_Landry]

Bro “cantankerous count Olaf” killed me 😭😭

[@JohnHazl]

"This year I'll practice" is the 2024 "this year I'll PB"

[@AFoy25]

He honoured his deal!

[@cloverST4R]

23:24 there are tears streaming donw my face

[@george5954]

Honestly crazy I wasn't expecting that lmfao

[@FredWooo]

He sounded so dejected at the end of the video like he'd just finished his 9-5 in a real job

[@Erlisch1337]

holy shit the giga DISRESPECTing in Smash had me rolling

[@shortsandsupple]

23:24 certified comma classic 👌🏽

[@DrBob66]

Awesome to see someone tackling a TCL stage, Apollo/DumbDog is a great map maker

[@jarroddobben]

The pronunciation on Ashton Kutcher at 2:54 must make his aunties proud

[@fqmane]

24:38 didnt know you could sing that well

[@osh5803]

did you wear the tanooki tail too 😍

[@Chris.Batchelor]

The Wario fart KO was so insane

[@Cooterxd]

Loving the content lately. Baldy. Thank you so much for always putting a smile on my face, it means a lot and I really appreciate you. Thanks for the giggles Bald Man.

[@aguyanimating]

Squeexington the type of guy to pick mario games of anything else kekW

[@mrbenizzle4087]

Squeex got no business saying Ashton Kutcher like that 2:55

[@raptoria1705]

Honestly didn’t think he’d make it past Ultimate

[@MarcusFigueras]

it's crazy how cocky Squeex was after losing about 14 matches of Smash Bros in a row

[@BlazenDrDOOM]

23:25 AIN'T NO WAYYY- Its just the angle tho guys seriously

[@TossBoy]

thank u for the video pookiebear, another banger yet again. keep your head up king

[@Norman34O1]

The singing was so good squeex!

[@Bazy678]

23:25 I thought he shaved a square in his head for a bit

[@jarroddobben]

The switch to smash fake-out was incredible

[@dankouz]

watching squeex is like watching your 50 year old dad getting into video games for the first time

[@xavibefartin]

3:29 oh i love this downnn omg

[@jarroddobben]

"now he tries" he didn't even do the smash documentary line right LMAO

[@boojeebus]

Squeex is one of the mario players of all time.

[@ShadowOfNos]

I watched all the VODs already

[@Boggy102]

Foy is such a bro

[@chuckymcchanchan4366]

2:46 Squeex pronounced Ashton Kutchers last name like its indian

[@cjamesjams]

“dude i’m actually gonna say something bad”

[@sawyerfaust4090]

Runs directly into a wall, "This is the worst game!"

[@acetrainerben]

I will watch this stream over and over bro it was SO funny

[@caspianberggren4195]

I'm expecting you to finish the Mario challenge this year, @Squeex!

[@ImStevenJohnson]

Off topic - does anybody know the overlay he uses for the checklist?

[@ZackExxists]

Loved this video hahaha

[@trintos8965]

lil bro went full ludwig for the intro lmao

[@daniel_smurf]

Ultimate Mario Squeexer

[@DMFChavez]

FOYS OUR BOY. FOYS OUR BOY.

[@biglacroix6946]

I’m just out here waiting for the “real” Mario gamer competition. Squeex, Alpharad, DougDoug, Ludwig. I want to know who wins. Mario Kart, Mario Party, A 2D Speedrun, A 3D Speedrun. Who comes out on top?

[@jakemichal1220]

wow you really proved a lot here, i guess you really are the ULTIMATE mario player

[@wheatbread1606]

It's truly admirable that he can he spend hours of his life failing over and over again while being ridiculed. How does he keep going? Lol.

[@reidfrancisco2823]

Another Squeex classic

[@colinsinder9100]

Squeex you look great, you don’t look a day over 54!

[@jbq4622]

i am very scared of this guy. He seems very dominant, masculine, and intimidating

[@wheatbread1606]

Male-pattern baldness is the most common sign of masculinity! With how bad he's got it, I'd say he's the most masculine man of them all! 😊

[@breezyk724]

Squeex you've already disappointed your parents by not becoming a doctor. Don't' make it worse by doing your best Scamwig impression too

[@liam2384]

Squeex self imposed torture arc

[@CampingAvocado]

Watching Squeex play ultimate is painful and I'm dreading it

[@peanutreject]

FOYLED AGAIN

[@brycepercival8288]

Some of the absolute worst smash I’ve seen. Great video

[@Kothyn]

Hello Squeex, since I am a viewer you technically work for me. You may refer to me as your boss. I am pleased to say that you no longer have weekends off. Looking forward to you clocking in tomorrow for some fun games!

[@hithere163]

Squeeze is the coolest

[@Dr.UldenWascht]

The video should be retitled to, "The Green Koopa who believed he was the Mario King ✌"

[@RevolutionsGG]

FIRE VIDEO 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@t.m.2415]

23:25 💀💀💀

[@mr.pockets8523]

You aint the best until you beat DougDoug's chat.

[@AlluckyTV]

Bro wants to be the Mario guy but can’t even beat randoms in smash

[@seinfan9]

23:26 Never Forget

[@AtaGunZ]

LOOK AT THOSE GUNS DAMMMMM

[@ElectricBoogaloo69]

Foy was goated

[@maticampa2336]

get FOYLED lol

[@cssmarcus]

Hi Squeex hope all is well. recently became a viewer really been a fun adventure :)

[@jarroddobben]

I love that my favourite Mario game SMS has been boiled down to just one crappy level 😊

[@Otto_]

Squeeze you gotta understand that running into a player with 3 shells does not mean they threw it behind them

[@ApeEscape1]

Squeex why did you ghosted me on grinder ☹

[@mahelaniarektbb]

Wait, he's such a good singer tho

[@sariia5278]

thank god the rat was in his hat otherwise he would have taken days finishing this

[@YorickTheGraveDig]

Foy? More like foiled 😎

[@dbrav727]

Ludwig type intro lol

[@nerdbot2.025]

Squeex getting big for us?

[@chedder108]

Squeex is pretending like he's not a furry, "oh idk if I should wear my Mario hat, it has furry ears on it". BLUD SPECIFICALLY BOUGHT THAT HAT IN THE FIRST PLACE 😭 Also, not to be that guy, but are we just going to ignore the fact that Squeex named himself after the sound a mouse makes? 😳

[@sihoonkim5357]

Lost follicle 2c sector 2 row 5 lane 4 since last vid smh😢

[@jonfro-mez]

Losing at 2mil gsp is impressive.

[@Icyy8030]

Luddy leap

[@bowl3037]

FOYLED

[@vishuprathikanti9352]

Never seen squeex copy Ludwig so hard

[@yamihere7620]

Hes so funny fr

[@Reesee.777]

this is close to being a ludwig title

[@MennyMacon]

He’s gotten a bit hamster like

[@flamepan]

20 games of smash with 0 wins is insane

[@JohannesBee]

Thank you for showcasing your evil furry mode, Squnc

[@buchanator]

luna did not give him an apollo level AINTNOWAY actually evil to do to a guy who plays normal levels

[@blaz4333]

thought this was going to be a video about Dan Gheesling???

[@Brooks385]

Squeex was so babygirl in this video

[@huyngo3086]

The editor miss the scene when he green shelled himself :(

[@greenbean4422]

We made the video pog That furry hat got so many new viewers to stick around