Torturing YouTubers in Mario Maker for Fun :)

[@zukrad634]

This is like if the hare was losing, so it shot the tortoise right as it was about to pass the finish line

[@J.Blazer]

Yeah, that sounds like a moral to me.

[@4546Bean]

And nobody noticed and thought that the tortoise just tripped like an idiot

[@somedude4832]

The hare was only losing because it got bored and ran the whole thing again plus extra and then picked up the tortoise and carried it a few steps away from the finish line

[@Boesenberry]

This is a 1:1 recreation of the tortoise and the hare.

[@akesan2374]

@@4546Bean No, they noticed the hare shot the tortoise and thought it was funny as shit so they let it slide

[@rhysofsneezingdragon1758]

DougDoug going "fuck it" and playing random other levels to even the gap is such a DougDoug thing to do, lol

[@sythrus]

I mean, he is good at 2d platformers after all

[@Kero-zc5tc]

I saw this comment immediately thank you for informing me ougdoug is in this

[@Kero-zc5tc]

Oh…

[@Ttoillrigg]

W dougdoug quote

[@lssjgaming1599]

RIGGED

[@Kiteminu]

8:32 Alpha didn't point it out but it was around this point in the stream where they realized Pointcrow didn't know there was a run button

[@overqwilgaming6614]

Real Walkies og in 2024

[@SugarSpice07]

That... you know, that makes a lot of sense.

[@kindklan8020]

he forgot again... nrg gaming...

[@anthonybowman3423]

@@overqwilgaming6614 Shoutouts to Simpleflips.

[@ShadowL8er]

I’ve never understood how he can be a pretty good BotW speedrunner and not know that there is a run button.

[@MegAmi24]

The funniest part about the ending is that none of the commentators realized it was Doug who closed out of Ludwig's game, they all thought Ludwig was being stupid and closed it himself Diablo the Cheater strikes again

[@SammyPoops]

No, they knew, when they said "how the hell did he do that" they were referring to dough

[@yoshimario40]

I wanna know how the commentators reacted when they found out doug cheated.

[@rowboat10]

@@SammyPoops I dunno about that tbh

[@Pikaton659]

When I purposefully spread misinformation over the internet:

[@butter_0021]

r/wehatedougdoug will hear about the crimes committed here.

[@tyler-df3wy]

Doug screwing his lead just to try and prove he’s good at 2d platforming is the most on brand Doug thing I’ve ever seen

[@Ttoillrigg]

Potato

[@Destenylight3]

The 2D platforming propaganda is working🔥🔥

[@SinisteaSado]

Rigged

[@jasonfakename4851]

I mean, he did it. Who’s the loser here?

[@tyler-df3wy]

@ tbf winning anyway by screwing over Ludwig is a very Doug move too A Diablo the Cheater move if you will

[@justarandomredhead48]

So wait, Doug not only went off and played all optional levels, he also played someone else's kaizo level, then restarted the whole thing, lapped everyone and then at the end basically shot Ludwig in the foot... Yeah no that tracks actually.

[@Squeakypupper]

It's more like he shot Ludwig in the heart rather than the foot. It was savage!

[@doot_2198]

​@@Squeakypupper and then framed it as a suicide accidentally somehow

[@laurens2283]

He also beat one of Ludwig’s levels for him

[@kittyshippercavegirl]

Doug is good at 2d platformers

[@AmazingArchus]

​@@laurens2283 I actually forgot about that and I watched the vod

[@Lazer_Specter]

Doug singlehandedly made this from a one sided sweep to an incredibly entertaining, down to the wire race. So the moral is that overconfidence makes good content and Doug finally proved that he might be good at 2D platformers.

[@homerman76]

DougDoug proving that he keeps chat around to keep his power in check xD

[@FakeFailsafe]

This is the original comment, so I wanna boost this hopefully past the bot. Also, based and real take

[@randomperson8375]

nah that was Diablo the Cheater, not DougDoug. We all know Doug is bad at 2D platformers, but Diablo the Cheater is a master of all games on account of how he Diablo the Cheaters all over the place.

[@rainestorm6029]

How dare you suggest such a thing

[@giuseppezeppelo8289]

​@randomperson8375 yeah as always d**g steals success from others. r/wehatedougdoug teaches

[@tristanhackman9791]

tbf, Ludwig somehow beating the troll level faster than Doug could was because Doug played it for him

[@Ashtarte3D]

Yeah I was going to say, "didn't they swap controllers for that one?"

[@Ttoillrigg]

lol

[@SomeGalNamedEve]

Damn, that would've been a great part to include in the video. I guess taking Lud's controller at the end was actually kind of even lol

[@pandy3848]

Actually really weird to not include that part if I'm being honest.

[@Spiney09]

@@pandy3848yeah… he included it on the other channel too, no idea why it’s not here

[@maromania7]

Getting to the end, playing other levels, getting there AGAIN, playing the competition's game so he could catch up, then fumbling is indeed a problem nobody has! But thankfully Diablo the Cheater is great at solving those.

[@randomperson8375]

can't believe Doug got Diablo the Cheater to play for him. We all know the real DougDoug is bad at 2D platformers

[@DeXyfero]

@@randomperson8375bald*

[@randomperson8375]

@@DeXyfero that too, he is very bald at 2d platformers

[@RyanBombard-f3n]

The line "Earning a completely unearned win that he shouldn't have lost at all" is a wild statement (but totally on brand for alpha)

[@thecreatoroflaziness]

Lost at all

[@RyanBombard-f3n]

@@thecreatoroflaziness Fixed!

[@danielslack9114]

And Doug.

[@midnight_cravings]

9:13 I remember Ludwig and Doug switched controllers here, Lud offered to help Doug "Lab" his final bowser level while Doug helps Lud beat the troll level

[@EricDillingham]

can you explain

[@sielklavar]

​@EricDillingham basically the way Lud beat the troll level so fast was the Doug played the level for him, which just further goes to show how Doug's hubris almost cost him the easiest win of his life

[@THEREDMAGICALPENGUIN]

​@@sielklavar he still won

[@Smiley.08]

@@THEREDMAGICALPENGUINthat’s why they said “almost”

[@wiimote7305]

9:14 this joke makes NO sense to anyone who hasn't seen the actual stream. Kinda perfect for a troll level, ngl.

[@somedude4832]

Who can say for sure how it happened

[@ITS_MysteR]

If you’re wondering, Lud and Doug switched controllers and Doug was the one who beat the level for lud.

[@thevictorhaha]

wow! ludwig sure is skilled being able to beat the troll level that fast all on his own!! very impressive!

[@BazztheBazz]

He doesn't call himself Diablo the Cheater on LinkedIn for nothing.

[@Sonicstriforce]

This is the Moral of the story: *DougDoug can win, AND send a message.* *That message being "don't challenge me or I'll lap and humiliate you on a Charity Stream in front of thousands" ^^*

[@PinocchioArts]

Tbf, I thought Doug was doing all of that to Ludwig because of his rivalry with him

[@trustindean5164]

The moral of the story is that the Tortoise and the Hare is a true story but would end by the Tortoise popping off before actually finishing crossing the line and getting shot by the Hare before he could

[@JustAnAcorn]

The Hare also grabbed the Tortoise and took it with him before shooting the Tortoise afterward

[@jstar3382]

Man, i hope no one diablo the cheaters the entire thing

[@WhyWert]

I'm a god. I call myself Diablo the Cheater. As far as I know, I'm the only person who writes a list of cheating cheats and uses it in-game. My mod turned the game into an interdimensional sex simulator (powered by a fucking necromancer), and I use that game on a daily basis. To date, I've cheated thirty games. Twenty-one of them were developed by other users, and the other two were made by me. And today, this motherfucker is named after me. I use a relatively simple cheat to game console games. What I do is turn the switch on the controller I use into a button on the console, and then I press it to trigger cheats that give me a better experience. Here's what those che.

[@dreamwalking]

In an attempt to make this a gripping narrative, Alpharad underplays just how dominant DougDoug was. To sum up: He was the first to make the shell jump, completely outpaced everyone else and reached the penultimate level, went back and did the optional levels he skipped, did... I forget how many random Super Expert Levels, then started all the way over from the beginning and lapped everyone, switching controllers with Ludwig along the way and beating the troll level for him. This was the single most deserved win I have ever seen.

[@Poekie_36]

he literally did not?

[@jstar3382]

​@@Poekie_36 he quite literally did though

[@bludrgn10]

The moral of this story? It's a classic one! Don't count your chickens before they hatch! Don't celebrate a victory before it is yours.

[@SMPandanic]

or give Doug Doug your controller with the home menu button

[@RobbieAudet]

tried to comment wholesome before a funny joke but i failed. moral of the story? i dont understand basic syntax and grammar comprehension if this is a story

[@RepOfAntarctica]

Don't drop the football before it breaks the plane, so to speak.

[@AnimeFan-wd5pq]

Unless you’re dougdoug, then you just do whatever you want

[@scattscoot1013]

the amount of respect I have for Doug is extraordinary, he had like 3 opportunities to take the W and he just didn’t lol

[@teedeegremlin]

even funnier is how he still took it by quitting out of ludwig's game

[@JAD_7777]

Ultra common DougDoug W for winning with absolutely no cheating whatsoever

[@HealthGage0336]

Well yeah that wasn't up for debate

[@shadowedninja9890]

Man, DougDoug really is good at 2d platformers. Also blasting through the competition then getting reay cocky about it, going to f around, and forgetting that you were f'ing around, to lastly try to lap everyone for a better story and almost dropping the ball is shockingly on brand for Doug. Good thing Diablo the Cheater was there to fix his mistakes

[@Zeracan]

DougDoug with the full arm sprawl looks ready to *breaks skateboard*

[@CenturyBlade]

"Shoulda gotten a skateboard that could handle the DougDoug style! Later [REDACTED]!"

[@renatoafonsomaiacarneiro950]

5:53 "Overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer" DD REFERENCE LET'S GOOOO!

[@CrezetheousVP]

Loved seeing this segment live!!!!! OP Cheater Doug Doug is my spirit animal

[@spap6407]

Diablo the cheater

[@CrezetheousVP]

​@@spap6407 peak

[@minecraftmatthew1393]

11:04 Disney making Wish.

[@ToastComix]

I was rooting for Doug, contemplated and remembered why I rooted for him. Inspirational..

[@EvilMastermindOfDoom]

"Doug was by far the most skilled player" He's gonna clip and frame that.

[@lucyarisato6850]

Finally, I get to see it from this end.

[@jknokaychallenger685]

Hearing Alphas voice is like hearing the devil on my shoulder giving me the most devious info

[@gamecavalier3230]

To this day, I'm still suprised that Doug Doug turned out to actually, infact, be good at 2D platformers.

[@thetwistedsavant5821]

The moral is DougDoug is one of the best comedic pacers on this platform and SHOCKINGLY skilled to boot.

[@FakeTrueName]

DougDoug really went all out there, he literally beat the game twice

[@idavid8391]

They call him generational, because he torments lives of all ages.

[@IdontIanKnow]

Fun fact: Doug had bet that if he didn’t win, he would have to change his channel to bad at 2d platformers

[@teedeegremlin]

fortunately for him, he did win in a completely legal manner!

[@Shmarmey]

Hearing Jo say, "Doug might clutch this" after Doug closes Ludwig's game is the funniest fucking thing.

[@KlementtM]

2:54 Jacob trying to justify his favorite anything

[@SwansingerLJG]

Imagine intentionally throwing to make the competition closer, only to then blatantly, openly cheat to win at the end. What a legend.

[@edgarcastaneda2207]

10:28 OMG,I CANT,THIS IS SO PETTY,I LOVE IT

[@SomeGalNamedEve]

0:24 "I spent a good amount of time limit-testing other friends around the expected skill level, and then decided to make some parts easier and even scrapped some levels entirely" This is an amazing subtle brag

[@Axtrocity]

Doug and Jacob being evil is just classic

[@januszato7866]

They don't call him "Diablo the Cheater" for nothing.

[@guyonyoutube3850]

I'm so used to the "Doug is bad at 2D platformers" bit that it was a genuine shock to me how good Doug actually is.

[@PrincessFelicie]

DougDoug is INCREDIBLE at 2D platformers!! r/WeLoveDougDoug will hear about this

[@ryanblount2210]

This entire event is just Doug flexing on everyone in the most DougDoug way possible

[@Benno_427]

Dougdoug's performance here was phenomenal

[@woopi8003]

both in a gameplay sense and a theatrical sense

[@betchaos7383]

Moral of the story is win fair and square so you can cheat blatantly and still get away with it

[@Carlhero-ce2xq]

Ludwig, pointcrow and void got absolutely decimated by Douglas Douglas

[@grfrjiglstan]

This video has the energy of a supervillain watching the hero's attacks bounce harmlessly off his chest and saying "I expected better from you."

[@LordFood7]

Hearing the thoughts behind the level making after fully seeing the pain from the LIVE channel makes me realize that this event couldve been like 4x longer and resulted in 3 less friends

[@woahitsfranco5286]

The moral is “Keep on gaming but never become arrogant”

[@redxlaser1562]

11:04 The moral of the story is that DOUG IS GOOD AT 2D PLATFORMERS LET’S GOOOO!!!

[@ninjaden7]

The moral is to style on your enemies and humiliate them at every turn, then cheat when that ultimately backfires on you

[@jayswrld4926]

I have seen multiple clips and separate videos about this Mario world before the actual video itself

[@herotrash9584]

"All 4 are stuck in different level and I only made 3 of them" ayyyyy 😂

[@timdavis6567]

This was one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen live. The last ten minutes of the race were peak comedy. Dougdoug truly is good at 2d platformers. Also the moment where alpha met poo for the first time in person was extremely heartwarming.

[@Platitudinous9000]

wow, I'm sure Douglas Douglas will play fair for this entire event :)

[@Platitudinous9000]

ok i left this comment before watching the actual video because i saw the dougdoug clip about how he did the home menu bit, but i didn't believe him when he said he lapped everyone else, what do you mean he wasn't lying

[@Zeforas]

@@Platitudinous9000 I was surprised too. I didn't expected him to dominate the race to such an extent. Also, the bit about "ludwig beating the troll level too fast"? It was doug doug actualy beating the level for him.

[@elfexemplar]

i am actually glad this video came out bc i completely missed that dougdoug was the one that quit ludwig's game. i thought he just did that all on his own. he truly IS diablo the cheater

[@bubba8701]

You may have made Lud some levels, but did you make the masterpiece known as "minecraft:the way home"? Thought not

[@DUC939]

doug dominating every event hes on content wise is so awesome

[@noelic6744]

9:14 "Which somehow he beat faster than Doug..." Are you sure about that? Cause I'm pretty sure it was Doug who beat that level for Ludwig because Ludwig was stuck.

[@probsf-bn8fw]

Jacob is the type of Jacob to Jacob. just a thought

[@dabgodsmt3358]

so real

[@Zeracan]

"James Cameron does what James Cameron does because James Cameron IS James Cameron."

[@aldogonzalez6882]

I love the darkest dungeon reference “overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer” 5:52

[@GhrolAndPineapple]

1:57 I’m 99% sure that this song is a remix of uncharted but I don’t know the name, please Jacob Alpha Rad

[@chocogr2024]

Douglas Wreden is really good at 2D platformers.

[@chronochrome7837]

I love a competition where the rules are basically just "Fuck it, we ball."

[@MusicianNrd]

1:36 I love the usage of “Astro Bot (2024)” OST, specifically the song “I Haven’t Thought That Far Ahead”

[@arealfakeidentity3355]

LilKirbs should have come into Fast50, definitely would have made it more fair

[@yololinsken3045]

Im pretty sure he was there... but by answering I somehow feel like I missed a joke.

[@stone5against1]

10:45 The Air Bud rule.. or, as we shall now call it.. the DougDoug rule

[@i_have_your_soul]

the moral of the story is the rabbit always beats the 3 tortoises

[@zackestin1368]

He forgot about Doug also completing a level for Ludwig that he was stuck on

[@DKdrop]

DougDoug is the only person ever to totally dominate a competition and then still have to cheat to win.

[@vanessahenley9331]

This is the third different edit of this race I’ve watched and yknow- worth every second this is peakkk

[@FennixTempest]

Dougdoug not only looped back to play optional levels, then played several levels not even in the competition, and then lapping everyone is such a powerplay

[@gabecalise120]

Wow, that guy sure is good at 2D Platformers

[@good-sofa]

This kind of shit is exactly why DougDoug is just the GOAT

[@Megapig9001]

I swear DougDoug just takes over anything he’s in

[@johnrox3554]

The moral of the story is Doug Doug is good at 2D platformers

[@stupiditiusmaximus]

DougDoug after beating the whole thing twice, a Kaizo level, all optional levels, and the troll level for Lud: 😐

[@pugz3230]

The moral of the story it to always do it for the bit

[@Hypercane_]

This is proof that not only is Doug good at 2D platformers, but he is THE GREATEST MARIO MAKER PLAYER OF ALL TIME

[@sansundertale2424]

What's the song that plays at 0:39?

[@Nevermaurum]

"picture perfect" from the A Hat In Time soundtrack

[@manis77]

Honestly the fact that DougDoug did them all, went back and did MORE, then started over AGAIN proves he's not bad at 2D platformers.

[@SilverSupernova6]

DougDoug maintaining a commanding lead for pretty much 99% of the race and yet somehow still not beating the "bad at 2d platforming" allegations.

[@arcticlemur5436]

we all think we're DougDoug, But deep down, we're all Pointcrow

[@JiroTheFro]

There was only one way for Doug to win, and that was this. If he didn’t make it the most complicated, convoluted, content brained path possible his system would have spontaneously combusted and he would have lost by forfeit

[@MypalMrBuddy]

DougDoug used that irl-cheat code

[@alphaamigo9688]

Can't believe Ludwig lost cause of a "WHAT ARE YOU STANDING UP FOR?" moment. Woshige's legacy will never die.

[@Xylaite]

The xenoblade music while Ludwig fails clearing the finale level is simply perfection

[@maroonraj]

Doug is RELATIVELY good at 2D platformers.

[@random_jae5886]

Bro out here using "Engage the Enemy" for Doug truple flexing on everyone lmao

[@ShieldStop]

Crazy how alpha and spiff finished their fast50 videos the EXACT same day

[@thatoneothergamer6158]

hey Alpharad, can you add a list of the music you use, that way I dont have to rely on a random commenter with a really good ear to tell me what music is playing at 3:55 . (I know it's from pokemon just from the base but nothing else, maybe sword and shield?)

[@QJrocks]

The Battle of Lil' Slugger - Super Meat Boy but yeah i really wish he'd put in a proper music list

[@thatoneothergamer6158]

@@QJrocks damn, I was way off. thanks.

[@snaifhassnan6348]

Darude - Sandstorm

[@thatonearanara]

5:48 DARKEST DUNGEON MENTIONED

[@aaa-oc8pf]

today we figured out that dougdoug is actually really good at 2d platformers *(context: there is a recurring joke in the dougdoug community that he's bad at 2d platformers)* dougdoug beat the world, before half of the people got to level 3, then proceeded to complete all of the optional levels, then play some random person's very hard kaizo level, then restart all of his progress, and fuck over ludwig. incredibly dougdoug

[@Ttoillrigg]

As a child I yarned for the mines

[@Omphalite]

The moral of the story is invite DougDoug to your event, he always finds a way to make them several times more hilarious.

[@SHMOUSEY86]

Ludwig's Inflation Castle could have been a much different world with the simple addition of the word "self".

[@thenicodem9469]

Doug always bring such a chaos factor into every group he's in it's hilarious

[@corygunter5575]

So glad I got to be sitting on the couch behind them! I'm the fella wearing the One Piece Shirt