I Ranked ALL 26 Fossil Pokemon! | Mr1upz

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mr1upz FINALLY has a good ol crack at ranking Fossil Pokemon. I'm ranking all 26 Fossil Pokemon as the people have been asking for years and now I finally deliver and conjure up a Fossil Pokemon tier list. (Or whatever you'd classify what I do as, mostly just a video portfolio to be used as evidence to get me sectioned one day.)
Somehow there's only 26 Fossil Pokemon, could've sworn there was more. But in all fairness, if I spawned an Aerodactyl or even a Kabuto alone I'd have packed up the whole shop and never barred myself from ever picking up a rock again. Most scary Pokemon going potentially for how unpredictable they could end up. Who knows what lies on the other end of that fossil?
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[@Raph___A]

Not sure if this has been done yet, but I would love to see a ranking of every branched evolution. Every Pokémon that has more than one choice for a final evolution. That'd be neat to see.

[@lifesAtrip513]

Politoed vs Poliwrath two of my favorites

[@andrewp.1358]

For me it's Scizor and Kleavor, love them both

[@Kashmnyjr]

For me it’s Gallade and Gardevoir (gallade is my favorite Pokémon)

[@blainesteeves-dj9en]

Yessssss more content for our boi!

[@researchinbreeder]

A ranking of every Pokemon that has the illusion of free will? Sounds concept. With that in mind, Silcoon and Cascoon: Dead tier. Not only are the designs just kinda "ball of string", and "FUMIN' ball of string", they don't even get to pick. It's genetically hardwired whether it's chill or not, and you can't even tell until it's too late. Also dw about mugging off Silcoon. Back when Pokemon ran that popularity poll a while ago, Silcoon is one of just three mons that got 0 votes. So scientifically, it's NOBODY'S favorite.

[@tysmith211]

The fact that your humor is so specific yet I get every reference leads me to believe that we had the same childhoods just across the pond.

[@thephantomist7199]

An alternate version that got displaced in the multiverse

[@blastoiseddr]

It's uncanny how many references I get despite this bloke being 13 timezones away

[@Blu3Spot]

His "do you have an advantage card? Woud you like, to purchase, an advantage card?" joke is so funny to me because it happens in my CVS and Walgreens everytime i go 😭 idek if they have those in england

[@myrmiciex1889]

Cradily being number 1 is so based. This man never misses

[@itsturniptime3699]

I love Dracozolt and Arctozolt so much. Despite the awful conditions they’re in, they look so ecstatic to just be involved and that’s great.

[@BertoPlease]

Describing relativeness of toughness from ancient times to modern day as "adjusting for inflation" is just.. the kind of poetry I subbed for

[@elijahbeeler9100]

Peak pokemon content as always. I think it would be interesting to see videos similar to some of your older ones like "Pokemon that would be outlawed" or "pokemon that you would never catch"

[@scootermcpeanuts6699]

Went in thinking “The Cradily line better be in the upper half” I was not prepared for this level of based though.

[@svd3444]

he spilled with this one

[@asmreric2938]

“How do you expect to bring an aerodactyl into the modern world calmly? Waking up in some tube with a 10 year old mount breathing on the glass, doesn’t know what to do. All you know is that it goes for the throat.” Fucking brilliant 😭

[@caridadchang7895]

Your Archeops commentary makes me want a "ranking every bird Pokémon" video. The fun part being that not all of them are flying type.

[@ahamzah12]

Have to appreciate the Kanto scientists out here building weapons like mewtwo while the Galar boys gluing fossils together like its macaroni art.

[@Theserperiortrainer497]

It's based of the bone wars where people made up dinosaurs by throwing bones together because back then the more you discovered the more you made money 💰

[@5upr3m3Tr077]

Cradily and Lileep being 1 and 2 was certainly unexpected, but I'm here for it! I actually really like Cradily and Armaldo, I just think the designs work so so well. Also we still haven't gotten the mythical Rock/Ghost typing...

[@Castersvarog]

Huge W for the fossils, still easily the most unique fossilmon we’ve gotten

[@scootermcpeanuts6699]

Most based choice of the list. (Totally not biased because Cradily is my favorite Pokémon Nuh-uh no siree)

[@lipika2841]

Im sorry to say this but Lileep/Cradily's pink tentacles look like sausage nipples similar to Miltank.

[@Diaboragon]

Oh boy, I can't wait to see where my favorite fossil pokemon, Shieldon and Armaldo, end up on this tier list.

[@Cyrum7]

Bad news

[@TheFirstCurse1]

He's lucky he's so funny because his rankings are trash. Imagine thinking that the Gen 8 fossil Pokemon are better than any other ones.

[@CoolerThanHot]

5:03 funnily enough this is kinda what the Galar fossils are based on, old archeologists would often mix up parts, like juvenile and adult parts or even completely different animals which the Galar fossils take inspiration from, so sometimes they would get dinosaurs having some… well let’s just say strange anatomy.

[@itsturniptime3699]

It wasn’t just mixups, it was even more petty than that. The Bone Wars was a time when people would just shove completely random bones together and pass them off as new animals just to get their discovery numbers up, and that’s hilarious.

[@albert5838]

Yeah dude I’m like a 100% sure that everyone knows about that by now

[@daedricwinters2979]

@@itsturniptime3699 Reading this comment just gave me a cool idea for D&D Imagine a necromancer that did exactly that, gathering bones from different animals and monsters, and reassembling together to resurrect with flesh, creating new abominations

[@itsturniptime3699]

@@daedricwinters2979 imagine two necromancer shoving random bones together and trying to one up each other in a “No my monster is stronger” fight and it gets progressively more and more crazy to where now they’re fusing elephant bones to dragon bones

[@schizophrenic_rambler]

​@@daedricwinters2979that sounds extremely inefficient unless they know what they're doing. A spider made from human bones sounds like nightmare fuel.

[@Cheeseborg68]

Shieldon is my favorite fossil. I was only 9-10 and my first Pokémon game was Diamond. I got Shieldon and was like “oh my god they have a dog Pokémon named Sheldon” (I was a dumb kid back then lmaooo) but when I got a dog, I got to name him Sheldon. He sadly passed away the beginning of the year but shieldon will always be my favorite because of Sheldon ❤️

[@venlocity2]

RIP my homie Sheldon

[@null_n_void]

Sheldon was the first full odds shiny I ever got. It’s not my favorite design, but it will always hold a special place in my heart just because of the memory of that unexpected sparkle

[@ralphmarges2965]

Mr1upz is like the second coming of jesus to me when the man himself shows up in my notifications, with another video with comedy only the combined IQ of Alakazam and Metagross can conjure up.

[@RNN2006]

FACTS my Guy

[@RNN2006]

My gay

[@novemberbravo6194]

Lost it at “a set of eyes like a pair of rear view mirrors”, which woke my wife up. Showed her the video too, now we’re both just sitting here, cackling incessantly. You’re a champ, mate; your sense of humor is a real inspiration!

[@xBloodxFangx]

That makes sense though, cause as an Amaura, it hasnt evolved or "grown up" enough to learn any ice type moves. Both Tyrunt and Tyrantrum are rock / dragon so ice type moves are devastating to them. Taking out the only other large dinosaur Pokémon that knows how to kill you in one hit with an ice beam seems a smart move.

[@TheFirstCurse1]

Plus it's a reference to how scientists believe that large theropod dinosaurs didn't hunt fully grown sauropods. They were too large and powerful for them to take down, so they instead went after the juveniles, which were still pretty big.

[@staco522]

the prophecy of "ranking every pokemon" will come to fruition eventually

[@AyyanKarim]

I've watched alooot of ranking/tier list videos on KZbin but there's something about your videos that always keeps me entertained and never gets boring. You just got a permanent subscriber my friend.

[@CradilyBestPokemon]

Absolutely based opinion, greatest fossil video on the internet.

[@scootermcpeanuts6699]

T’was only a matter of time before you were summoned, such is the case with objectively correct opinions.

[@sawk1875]

Thank you based Cradily.

[@happydonkey5333]

Honestly the idea of Tyrantrum with a fur coat is terrifying There's nothing than a 9ft tall king of the dinosaurs pimped out with feathers around its mane walking up to you like you owe it money

[@deltaknight2764]

1upz laughs at Bastiodon now, but wait until he learns that in the Indigo Disk, the iron lad gains access to Body Press AND Foul Play. The latter is especially scary since Bastiodon also knows Swagger, AKA, gives the target MORE Attack for MORE Foul Play damage.

[@GregHeffley-fo1kh]

Mate these videos slap. Never get old.

[@gamet2004]

I love the gen 3 fossils so much. Cradily looks cute but sinister, in a good way. Armaldo on the other hand is one of my absolute favorite Pokemon ever, it looks super duper cool and weird at the same time, and its shiny is so damn cool. Also, they are based on very interesting concepts.

[@regilad_9043]

The bit with the forbidden galar fusions has very quickly become one of my favorites

[@Weebgoku]

LOVE YOUR VIDS!!

[@SalamiMilk]

My good lord, you are one of the few people that can insult my favorite lil creatures and have me chuckling like a complete wackjob, and wanting more. God, I love your style of humor, this is exactly my kind of flavor to get me cackling to the point of coughing up a lung, and then cough up the other one willingly.

[@philliesdrummer]

The entire Armaldo sequence had me laughing

[@chadgorosaurus4898]

Just wait until they ressurect a Dodo Pokemon. The entire Pokemon universe is doomed.

[@supermannygamer2003]

If we ever see more paradox pokemon in the future, if we get a paradox form of Areodactyl, it should have a roaring moon thing going on, but instead of being covered in spiky rocks, he should be colored like it's shiny, and it's legs should also be wings. Like an incredibly awkward dino-crobat and the black rock spikes should be poking out from underneath, like a tripod

[@Amelia4111]

*WE DON'T USE THE WORD ITS AS A PRONOUN IF THERE'S AN APOSTROPHE IN IT! REMOVE THE APOSTROPHE RIGHT NOW!*

[@supermannygamer2003]

@@Amelia4111 .......was it something I said

[@Rlegend14]

​@@Amelia4111why do you exist

[@jackygemme863]

@Amelia4111 Did you have a stroke or something

[@bradfjord]

"Chewing gum in the center of a basketball" fucked me up. Id watch you rank office supplies you'd make it work

[@jetstar157]

I would love to see a tier rank video about the pokemon protagonists like this! I'm so glad I found your channel. Your videos never fail to make me laugh! Thank you again & great job!

[@clxix172]

Another banger, always love your stuff dude!

[@amaze2173]

Love these videos so much, the faster upload rate this year has been amazing

[@pileofhazelnuts]

I spent ages shiny hunting armaldo only to be told it has a set of eyes like rear view mirrors and the vision of a goldfish 😭

[@AbelTMvii]

keep up the amazing work bro, you always got me laughin’ & i especially needed that today🤞🏼

[@nickgielen6420]

I love your video's man. Thank you for making a bad day a better day. Keep up the good work💪

[@Amelia4111]

THERE IS NO APOSTROPHE IN VIDEOS! *WE DON'T USE APOSTROPHES IN PLURALS!*

[@nickgielen6420]

@@Amelia4111 in my language there is so my bad that auto correct kicked in

[@kingblackwaffle]

Man I love these videos so many amazing references. I spat out my soda at the sephiroth mention

[@Glory2Snowstar]

Lileep and Cradily are my favorites too :) They’re based on a wide pool of different creatures, most notably crinoids (or feather stars). Look up a gif of ‘em, they move like Biblical angels. Such a great fusion of weirdos.

[@toothycookie]

...the concept of biblical barnacle cradily is just incredible, thank you so much for that mental image lmao

[@Glory2Snowstar]

@@toothycookie And thank you for that incredible title of "Biblical Barnacle Cradily" Sounds like a Zelda boss

[@toothycookie]

or some dark souls shit lmao@@Glory2Snowstar

[@VZAofficial]

That flip at 2:31 was so much more satisfying than it should be. Straight ice breaking perfectly type of neuron activation.

[@newvagabond1375]

Christmas came early when he dropped another banger video

[@SparkyGleam]

I like cranidos a fair bit because at least for the early stage that massive attack stat kinda works for roark and it'sa fun concept. It's just that we never get the fossils in the early game.

[@deadlydingus1138]

Aurorus has such a clean design. It's so freaking majestic.

[@jonathandoherty9082]

Armaldo is my favorite pokemon, just such a cool mon. It has such a unique design and something about it, just fits so well

[@zerro6903]

Yes!!! Armaldo is the definition of that's a "pokemon" it's design is so charming! One of my all time favorites

[@scootermcpeanuts6699]

Also it’s fainting animation in colosseum is adorable. It tries to hold itself up with its claws before falling down. Cradily may be my favorite fossil (and favorite Pokémon overall) but the Armaldo line is a close second. Hoenn really knocked it out of the park with the fossils.

[@MagillanicaLouM]

Omastar had it rough in the past but became a diety on modern day. Biggest success story in the franchise

[@JoshuaTheGreat125]

Love you Mr 1Upz

[@danielingle2722]

@Mr1upz I like pokemon and thats how I found you but I stayed and kept watching because you are for real funny! Love your sense of humor and editing! Crabrawler would be proud

[@panamajack5972]

9:31 GRIFFITH!

[@flameking2178]

2:36 this pose actually looks really good. Way better than it's usual appearance. This actually almost looks like a functional creature!

[@williamgray9088]

11:54 As of this moment, I'm convinced that fossil pokemon make more sense than I've given them credit for. This single example of something that actually evolved as a species AND gained another evolved form on top of it is all I need and I will not be convinced otherwise... Headcanon update complete! Edit: Talking about Lairon and Bastiodon

[@OrcaSmuggler]

You are legitimately one of the funniest people I have ever heard. You make my day every time you release a video. Laughed hard a few times here

[@quilavalover8232]

Good to see my Personal Favorite Fossil take the Favorite Slot on your end too!

[@TheAlphaLoneWolf1]

If Arctozolt falls it becomes extinct. This guy is just hilarious

[@penguioon4251]

Someone has him in a dungeon making these 24/7

[@njkingsquad9895]

Just gotta love this man the funniest poketuber I know👍🏼

[@eazybuxafew]

LMAOOO naaaaah the full metal jokes are PEAK!! And with Purrserker just lurking around in the camp. Damn near lost my coffee

[@Amelia4111]

THERE IS NO U IN PERRSERKER!

[@Str4wberryDr3ams]

Classic Mr.1upz W. Cannot wait to consume this content like a Smeargle consuming Darkrai’s niche

[@pieterhofkens7259]

Kabutops is my all time favorite pokemon

[@Bradygunnmusic]

This video was so good Mr. mr1upz sir

[@aowel]

pleasantly surprised by the top picks! i forget those two a lot myself lol but would rank them high as well if put to it. you did a video on the main evil trainers before, it'd be cool to see you roast non game ones from the movies/anime! a few are pretty ridiculous, a couple really badass

[@mountainwalk]

LMAO I'm ded. Great stuff as usual!

[@kalosianporygon]

One day, maybe rank generic Trainers? You talked a lot about Pokémon species and important Trainers, e.g., Gym Leaders, Champions, Rivals. Generec Trainer classes such as Lass, Swimmer, or Hiker can be fun to discuss.

[@danielwilliams4346]

time for an absolute banger of a video

[@WozzaGamerHD]

My boi Onez with another banger, would love to see a ranking of all npc trainer classes ngl would be long but a funny one

[@MIO1339]

Don't forget they mentioned Genesect it came from Fossil according to Team Plasma

[@kingmagikarp97]

It's always a great day when Mr1upz uploads another banger video

[@possomt6211]

This script is poetry

[@theauditor3224]

11:13 Gojo:Did you pray today Bastiodon:AH-

[@patrickdaniels3595]

Banger of an idea here boss man

[@donovan802]

While Tyrantrum is probably my favorite, Aurorus is definitely up there, but my God I wish it was better. Ice/Rock is just so bad… (I wonder if putting it in Gen 9 National Dex in Showdown with a decent Tera Type might help…?)

[@user-oy2zg3bt6n]

TBH any dual type pokemon that has two of the trio of rock, ice and steel is pretty much screwed as long as it isn't a glass cannon

[@donovan802]

@@user-oy2zg3bt6nThat’s why whenever I see Alolan Sandslash, I just pout… so badass, but so hard to use effectively

[@user-oy2zg3bt6n]

i like to call them the glass wall trinity lol@@donovan802

[@Alastordadeer]

@@donovan802yeah but alolan sandslash has that covered thx to slush rush it can make use out of that 120 attack stat after swords dancing and cooking the oppositions

[@KingBlizzardWizard]

We all know that tyrantrum’s feathers weren’t because it had feathers. No that monster caught an archeops and made a coat out of him.

[@phylippezimmermannpaquin2062]

This video is outstanding

[@UmbraStarWolf]

You didn’t need to roast them that hard but you did and you’re so always so entertaining

[@turtlenator6249]

I really like Tirtouga and Carracosta, being a big turtle fanatic. Remember resetting White back then a fair view minutes back so I could grab the right fossil for it.

[@zephyrorsomethinh1528]

Early morning upload for these fossils

[@Turai12]

Just the fact that I had to pause the video so I wouldn't pee myself from laughing too hard says enough.

[@bluetrip_]

9:46 “…a strong breeze away from having the vision of a goldfish” is such an incredibly funny and smart line.

[@tonyfifa73]

The most underrated KZbinr

[@sugplix92]

So glad you grilled those mixed abomination fozzil pokemon! xD

[@saintwumples4403]

If you run out of ideas you could always rank the terastalization hats

[@nedalsoned9940]

im pretty sure that armaldos goofy eyes are decoys & the real eyes are the red bits on its head

[@Keng04T]

“But very susceptible to backshots!” Lmfaoo 😂

[@alcole-holic8779]

11:14 I love this line so much

[@Necro_123]

my day just got so much better

[@madnessarcade7447]

30:27 these references are just placeholders until they inevitably update the canon like they did with copperajah and Indian elephants

[@techmarinemartelus257]

I’ll always remember armaldo because of the one time it showed up in mystery dungeon. But dam cradilly and it’s abominable offspring are such awesome fossil mons

[@scootermcpeanuts6699]

The hoenn fossils stay winning.

[@Amelia4111]

*STOP PUTTING AN APOSTROPHE IN THE WORD ITS IF YOU'RE USING IT AS A PRONOUN!*

[@techmarinemartelus257]

ne'ver

[@scootermcpeanuts6699]

@@Amelia4111 Jesus chris’t it’s you again.

[@TheKeerKat]

Ah yes, my favorite crusty bois

[@PhantoRoyce]

The galar fossils are like that because it’s based on how early fossils we’re basically guesses as to what bone was what so they put some animals together backwards and some were mixes of other animals in an attempt to make a more complete fossil

[@frankorious3023]

Isn't Kyurem/original dragon responsible for the Ice Age?

[@Alastordadeer]

2:27 turning it horizontally made it look so much better. Like a shorter dracovish

[@nickpace7249]

another day another upload from mr1upz

[@toothycookie]

Honestly I just consider it a win that he rated Cradily above Armaldo. Vindication.

[@scootermcpeanuts6699]

I really like the Armaldo line too actually, both anorith and Armaldo are cute and Armaldo’s shiny is a neat little reference to brine shrimp. Still, there’s not much you can do to compete with the best Pokémon in the franchise. (no bias I swear)

[@toothycookie]

@@scootermcpeanuts6699 oh totally! I love Anorith tons!! But teenager me was super mega salty that Armaldo got an anime presence when Cradily got totally snubbed. But i'm the real winner because it got in the new Pokemon SNAP game and it is ADORABLE and probably a little bloodthirsty. We love a pastel tentacle abomination in this house

[@scootermcpeanuts6699]

@@toothycookie Wholeheartedly agree on that one, though at least Cradily got to show up on Steven’s team in the masters 8 tournament. But yeah, showing up in new Pokémon snap is a great thing for any Pokémon. That game is the singular reason why I like morelull so much. (Also Cradily’s sleeping animation is adorable)

[@toothycookie]

When i saw it sleeping "stem" up like that i damn near cried. what a specimen!@@scootermcpeanuts6699

[@blinky6254]

29:54 Clever Steamed hams reference with that one XD

[@Anonymous-ul4xt]

At 32:23 I’m surprised that Tyrantrum didn’t get a signature move i would of called it Dragon fangs or Dragons jaw it’s a shame it didn’t

[@korepandora]

Maybe being a flying type back then was rarer than being a dragon considering the effort archeops puts into it, thats why aerodactyl is not dragon

[@jeremyrossi2716]

Fun fact about the Galar Fossils: they are a reference to explicitly bad paleontology done in the early years in the field. Often times museum curators would just mix and match bones of different dinosaur bones to come up with *BRAND NEWLY DISCOVERED* species to be their star attractions to draw in crowds without actually doing the work of finding a new species and scientists like Marsh and Cope would do likewise to publish new papers on these new species for money and prestige. The idea of the Galar Fossils is you the player make one of these hodgepodge fossils and then bring it to life against God’s wishes creating mons that look like Mangle from FNAF.

[@minicher7984]

17:27 POKEPAAAAAAAARK

[@MrBragonite]

This man said a logistically inefficient Lairon. I'm weak.

[@RoninofCrimsonMaple]

"The size imbalance. It should all feel so wrong, but it bangs so right." - Mr1upz out of context

[@GoInGcRz]

Nah that Big Rouge 30:43 wild af 😂😂