I Ranked ALL of Ferb's Lines

This is the Phineas and Ferb Tier List you never knew you wanted.
I love Phineas and Ferb, the classic Disney Channel animated show. So, when I heard they were making a comeback with brand new episodes, I thought of ways I could make a video celebrating the show. That was when I thought of the brilliant, albeit ridiculous, idea of making a tier list of all of Ferb's lines. And over 7 months of work later, here it is. What is Ferb's best and worst line? Let's find out together!
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0:00 - Intro
1:59 - Introducing the Tier List
6:43 - Season 1's Lines
41:31 - My Podcast Ad
43:30 - Season 2's Lines
1:40:49 - Season 3's Lines
1:54:37 - Across the 2nd Dimension's Lines
2:00:05 - Season 3's Lines (Cont.)
2:43:55 - Season 4's Lines
3:55:22 - The Milo Murphy's Law Crossover's Lines
3:59:26 - Candace Against The Universe's Lines
4:07:59 - Recap of S-Tier
4:09:34 - Revisions
4:15:56 - Outro + Bonus Tier List!!!
Here are links to stuff I referenced in the video
Yoshisaur K. Fireball's 'All of Ferb's Lines' video ► • Phineas and Ferb -- Al...
A Guy Named Crystal's Ferb's lines from MML and CATU video ► • Phineas and Ferb: All ...
Schaffrillas Productions' Phineas and Ferb Song Tier List ► • Every Phineas and Ferb...
Dan Povenmire's Ferb short ► • What is "Ferb" Short For?
Billiam's Lost videos ► • LOST Was Weird: A Show...
Channel Frederator's 107 Facts about Phineas and Ferb video ► • 107 Phineas and Ferb F...
KyberQ's Phinabella art on Twitter ► x.com/KyberQ/status/162550899...
MarioHasCookies' Phinabella art on Reddit ► / wholesome_phinabella_m...
Huge Shoutout to the Phineas and Ferb wiki for having screenshots of moments from every episode ► phineasandferb.fandom.com/wik...
Also I know that Ferb has a line in the song "We're Back." I honestly forgot about it until after I hit render, but also like, is that song canon??? I feel like it's not because it's more used as an ad for Candace Against the Universe, so that's why I initially didn't include it, but I get it if you want me to rank it. Anyway D-tier, I think the use of the word 'almanac' is awkward in the song, and I always thought that lyric was weird since I first heard it.

[@_rosegold]

when ferb speaks, everyone must listen!!!

[@Macer84]

Except for all the times Ferb gets interrupted

[@picklebrine]

I thought this was 20 minutes long... I'm trapped now

[@AlecComes]

Yes, yes you are.

[@merezko4339]

What a good place to be trapped in

[@thedude4063]

Same here brother

[@sasariwtf]

Oh God I thought so too then saw this comment and though "oh hahah is it like 1:40:00 long?" A fool. A fool I was.

[@triplextrean8488]

I THOUGHT IT WAS 40 MINUTES OMG! I'm here to stay

[@kiwibirdfruit]

Now rank every -inator

[@JoshuaBublin]

The perfect job for my Rate-Everything-In-A-List-inator! I would use my Rank-inator, but that just makes everything smell bad. Did not think that one through.

[@namecomingsoon9517]

@@JoshuaBublini can hear this

[@Cinnamoroll.skypuppy]

yesss!

[@Rein-qc9mo]

With full deatailed explanation

[@therealchief850]

"Irrationally long video about a topic I kind of care about" is my favorite genre of KZbin these days, can't wait to watch this whole

[@Manda_Kat]

I place Ferb's first line lower because the platypus fact is false. Echidnas also lay eggs

[@megacharlielincoln5523]

Because of that I gave that line A tier

[@megarigged]

Since platypuses and echidnas are part of the same superfamily, it would be possible-although scientifically dubious-to consider them a particularly spiny type of platypus.

[@eagonwild]

​​@@megariggedi would say the opposite, because there are 4 species of echidna and one platypus

[@megarigged]

@@eagonwild If we want to get technical, there are actually five species of Platypus, two of them only discovered in the last two years. It just so happens that only one survived. Platypuses have all their eggs on one species; I can't fault them for that.

[@hermanosriveraangulo8545]

Holy crap, Knuckles won't be the last Echidna anymore :D

[@eaglest0554]

The "That man isn't wearing any clothes-" line is actually a reference to the old fable/parable "the emporer's new clothes", where some tricksters convince the king and his advisors that they're making him a suit from thread that can only be seen by people who are worthy for their positions, and proceed to put an imaginary suit on him before sending him out naked, and all the adults were convinced on the whole "you can't see it if you're not worthy" thing, they didn't want to mention it because of the possible consequences, until a child says "hey, the king doesn't have any clothes-" and everyone realizes what must've happened.

[@MattTOB618]

_That's_ how that fable goes? What exactly is it supposed to teach?

[@namecomingsoon9517]

@@MattTOB618 it is best to trust oneself and be honest; Speak up for the truth and what is right

[@jokerofspades-xt3bs]

I only know about that story from a parody that was done at my local (highschool) theater

[@delphilashay-el5453]

“Platypuses, platypi, platypeople?” Flew outta my body instantly without thought lmao

[@HyLion]

Aren't I a bit too busy to be watching a 4 hour video about every Ferb line? Yes. Yes, I am. That didn't stop me though

[@Mariokemon]

if you docked the greatest pirate story for being a lie, then you'd need to dock the platypus laying eggs one too. Platypus are NOT the only mammals to lay eggs, the echidna does as well. Fun fact, I learned this from a Phineas and Ferb book, so even they acknowledged their error

[@AlecComes]

Can’t believe Ferb lied to me like this, how could he

[@saragreig9187]

Every time I heard ferb talked I would be so suprised he was British I always thought it was a plot hole and just completely forgot his dad was a brit too

[@megarigged]

Yeah, they're stepkids, and it's NEVER brought up. It's nice representation but probably confused more than a few kids.

[@asryel2878]

​@@megariggedOhh, I thought Phineas was the biological child of the parents we see & that Ferb was adopted.

[@megarigged]

@@asryel2878 Lawrence Fletcher (the dad) has a noticeable British accent, and the paternal relatives look like Ferb. It's safe to assume that because Phineas and Ferb are about the same age but Phineas is American, they're stepchildren. It's explained in the video that it was likely a result of Ferb moving when he was young. If they (Phineas and Ferb) do realize that they're stepchildren, they don't care at all.

[@Magis_Ghast]

Ferb's VA was one of my first tv crushes when he was in Nanny McPhee, and then so was Ferb, and when I found out he voiced him I was ecstatic. You better believe I'm gonna watch this whole thing! I'm so excited for the new seasons.

[@pixel_eyezd3805]

Ferb sadly isn’t going to be in the new seasons

[@Magis_Ghast]

@@pixel_eyezd3805 Ferb will be just not his original VA I thought? Oh well, I'll find out

[@pinecubes]

same for me in the maze runner films

[@thema1998]

​@@pixel_eyezd3805 What do you mean by that? Ferb is in the new season(s). The show is literally called Phineas *&* Ferb! It's his original VA that won't be in the new season(s). He stopped playing Ferb *years* ago!

[@driveasandwich6734]

I immediately cracked when I heard you put the baby from Good Luck, Charlie! in the Shadow Realm, so you're right, it's a funny bit.

[@countyfacts6920]

"It's just Summer, with a LOT more pollen". Had me laughing.

[@bendikvestrheim411]

You should rank all of perry getaways (from phineas and ferb) and enters to doofenshmirtz. like how unique/funny they are.

[@CyberGrapeUK]

This video is a mothlamp to me. I go wide-eyed at my favourite character in P&F being discussed in a KZbin ranking video, and then the 4 hour length shocks my nervous system to death.

[@AlecComes]

I’m sorry, I just had so much to say about our boy Ferb

[@CyberGrapeUK]

@@AlecComes fair enough 😔👍

[@Nolitaflat]

Oh fuck yeah I can’t wait to watch this full thing tonight while doing my Neopets dailies.

[@AlecComes]

If neopets could drop when the Altador cup is coming back, that would be great, I’m just saying lol

[@DarianTrinity]

Who spends 4 hours doing "dailies" on Neopets? Maybe I haven't played it in a while but still

[@silverroll2737]

how the hell do your dailies take 4hrs?!?! what are you doing?????

[@mc39S686]

I won a Phineas and Ferb comic book contest online when I was 10 and it'll forever be my greatest achievement. This video was amazing, thank you

[@silverroll2737]

this is a sort of weird compliment, but when i put on long vids in the background when i do stuff, i usually mostly zone em out. but this vid was so engaging i was focused on it along with my task! you have a good sense of humor and a great cadence of speech, keep up the good work!

[@AlecComes]

No, not a weird compliment at all, that's honestly one of the best compliments you can give! Thank you so much, I'm glad my 4 hour long video is engaging people, I knew while editing that a bunch of people would listen to it like a podcast but that didn't stop me from me doing visual edits here and there. Thanks so much for watching!

[@eaglest0554]

Idk if it's canon, but ferb is so autism coded, love that.

[@denmark1226]

I once saw a thing saying that Phineas is an ADHD addled idea guy who's always got a new idea, and Ferb is an autistic engineer who takes Phineas' idea and hyper fixates until it's done. If Ferb wanted to do something else, he would, but in the mean time, Phineas has an idea that sounds interesting

[@mistybumblebee]

the adhd/autistic urge to share fun facts

[@minerman60101]

@@mistybumblebee If you beat Malenia, Mohg, and Rykard before facing Gideon then he won't have the triple rings of light spell which I've heard makes the fight significantly worse

[@perennialmania]

"i edited this entire video myself, so please subscribe" y'know what you got it sir. bravo

[@logicaldreamer9641]

Thought it was like 20 mins, but an hour in and we only just did season one....but am i going to watch the rest? Yes, yes i am.

[@AlecComes]

You got this I believe in you

[@logicaldreamer9641]

@@AlecComes started at about 6pm and finished a little before 11pm. That was Ferbtastic.

[@jolksjumbojemi]

a true critique of the arts. no notes, 10/10

[@pastelplayer3063]

"I've seen all of Milo Murphy's Law, not to brag" little do you know that MML revived my appreciation for PnF and holds an extremely special place in my heart and I will practically beg every PnF fan I come into contact with to watch it. Don't mind me MML mentions make me insane kdhgdfg ANYWAY extremely good video, incredibly entertaining. Tons of great editing and just a really fun overview of some great moments from a very fun character!

[@Guppygub]

I DIDNT SEE THE TIMELINE IM STUCK NOW AAA

[@AlecComes]

Yes, yes you are.

[@PipesTheVlob]

You did actually miss one time where you could actively hear Ferb (voiced by Thomas), but it's EXTREMELY quiet. In Knot My Problem, he can just BARELY be heard "singing" at points in the song, here's a leaked video of the individual vocal tracks, specifically timestamped to Ferb kzbin.info/www/bejne/r6SbpGykqaeVgM0

[@jemstipher]

26:57 This line is trippy to me specifically because in my mind, I always picture Ferb as having suspenders. Look at those pants. You're telling me those aren't being held up by suspenders?

[@kibenson9425]

They’re just ultra high rise jeans

[@sunburner_ray]

i was never a disney channel kid growing up so i’ve probably seen less than 10 episodes of this show in my life, and i’ve also never seen any of your videos. 10/10 this video was so much fun to watch i wish i was ferb

[@mc39S686]

I wanna add to my comment (cause I made it halfway through the video) that the online comic book contest I won was to "make a comic of P&F having the best day ever", and I made mine about them spending the entire day with just Perry. I won with that basic storyline, so you're thought at 2:49:10 is something I very much agree with. (also I later learned that Dan Povenmire judged the finals on that so he agrees also)

[@AlecComes]

That’s awesome, I love that idea! Thanks so much for watching and sharing your story!

[@GameTornado01]

That's awesome. Is the comic available to read anywhere?

[@mc39S686]

@@GameTornado01 Sadly no, when they shut the site down I didn’t save any of my works

[@GameTornado01]

@@mc39S686 Ah too bad

[@eaglest0554]

Wait, I just realized, phineas and ferb are just mario and luigi but cooler. And with a better sibling dynamic.

[@gemstone71552]

I've just had Ferb saying "frittata" stuck in my head

[@mushymush6902]

45:16 "I'll try to do a Perry chirp right now- *popeye sounds*"

[@randomreviews4278]

1:53:45 it's a refferce to 2001 a space odyssey

[@coolfool4439]

The funniest part of this video is seeing how your Ferb impression improves with every clip lol

[@ruby_waffle]

I'm five minutes in but I'm subbing immediately. This is exactly the kind of ranking video I want to make some day if I can get my executive dysfunction in order

[@Liam-tv7nb]

rich Victorians ate mummies

[@asryel2878]

And all because of a language miscommunication.

[@SamHammie]

3:04:21 It's both of their faults. It's Ferb's fault for saying "all set" to preface a longer statement, but it's also Candace's fault for getting too eager and trigger-happy. Ferb could have fixed it by putting the rest of his statement first, and Candace could have fixed it by not being in a massive rush to finish the task at hand. I can understand why Phineas got mad at Candace though, especially if he couldn't hear what Ferb said just a few moments prior while a machine was _literally roaring at them._

[@jorgerosado2087]

Btw the “terrified beyond all capacity for rational thought” line is a GhostBusters reference. Egon says it during the Stay Puft fight.

[@weirdcakes304]

KZbin keeps recommending me really long teir list videos and I keep watching them so I’m basically just stuck in teir list limbo.. but I’m not really complaining

[@sqishY0Y0]

Hoping this blows up, best tier list

[@AlecComes]

Thanks so much, I appreciate it a lot!

[@Crosby-Critic]

I watched this entire video at work today. This is a really great idea and well executed video. You got yourself a new subscriber!

[@mousebyte94]

I just want to say, not everyone is going to sit down and watch a 4+ hour video on KZbin. But obviously you spoke to the people that will. So well done.

[@therealslmccl]

Just watched his whole video thinking it had around 200k views…was VERY surprised to see it had less than 2k!

[@TrickstersTrickshots]

What a great piece of media this is exquisite. I didn’t even watch the show growing up but watched this entire thing 😂

[@glitterplatter]

OMG WHY R U HERE

[@megansandau5833]

Where's "The universe is infinitely expanding, but what is it expanding into?" from S03E32? I think about that all the time! I was waiting for it here 🥺

[@AlecComes]

It’s actually from S04E28, which can be found at 3:11:15, hope that helps!

[@megansandau5833]

@@AlecComes Thank you! I misremembered, and I didn't get to that point in the video yet. My bad

[@thesuperthingymabob8209]

The ferb star wars line where he doesnt finish the sentence is exactly how vader says it in the movie like hes just like i haven't sensed this presence since... and then just walks off and nobody is willing to call him out on it bc he's darth vader and will choke you to death over a coffee order

[@abo_2354]

Two days later and I finished. I thoroughly enjoyed this 😁 Thank you for your time and dedication.

[@noodlearg9745]

watched this in its entirety over the course of several days while doing chores, totally worth it

[@mmaiike]

This is now my new favorite video. It’s perfection, I love your sense of humor, I LOVE Phineas and Ferb, S TIER

[@nicktoth7051]

I haven’t even gotten into the tier list but seeing this level of commitment from channel with only 4k subscribers is crazy. Definitely earned a sub.

[@AlecComes]

I appreciate that! I had some experience making big tier lists like this one but this one definitely pales in comparison to those two. Thanks for watching!

[@intensifiedfailure5681]

1:11:29 I don't remember exactly what the movie they were watching looked like, but this was probably a reference to "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" I think. Great movie about aliens replacing humans with alien clones of them secretly.

[@dominicyoungblood-zy3gp]

“or even a short little douggy” -ferb, robot rodeo

[@HQdefault64]

wow this was awesome. hope this video takes off. I know how long it takes to make videos like this.

[@AlecComes]

Thanks so much for checking it out and the kind words, I really appreciate it!

[@HQdefault64]

@@AlecComes You deserve it man! you made my thursday night!

[@snowyyzoe]

1:55:32 this is actually hilarious because my dad is a huge Planet of the Apes Fan who also very much enjoys Phineas and Ferb. I can just see him talking about the two movies competing in a Doofenshmirtz voice if we lived in a world where 2nd dimension was in theaters

[@smashzapper8527]

There’s actually one more Ferb line in Candace Against the Universe. In the end credits We’re Back. Ferb sings “So you can put that in your almanac.” It was actually sung by his current VA, David Errigo Jr.

[@AlecComes]

I know, I acknowledged it at the bottom of the description “Also I know that Ferb has a line in the song "We're Back." I honestly forgot about it until after I hit render, but also like, is that song canon??? I feel like it's not because it's more used as an ad for Candace Against the Universe, so that's why I initially didn't include it, also the version in the end credits doesn’t even have his line! But I get it if you want me to rank it. Anyway D-tier, I think the use of the word 'almanac' is awkward in the song, and I always thought that lyric was weird since I first heard it.”

[@Enteringdullsville]

Watching this, I never realized what a wise guy Ferb is

[@JbBoss2005]

Thank you KZbin recommendations for this great video suggestion 🙏 Also love the Sly Cooper plush and cane in the background

[@nlm2nd]

Decided to watch this a wee bit late in the day, so I'm tapping out at the hour mark. This video took a LOT of effort on your part. Also please give your cat extra hugs for us!

[@psychoDon525]

1 minute in, and your editing is great, I love the way you talk, the jokes are landing (and you're pretty cute too)... yeah I'll watch 4 hours of this!

[@Izzybelle826]

You should rank every outfit ferb wears OR/AND every ferb halloween costume

[@MrMadMister1]

Finally! Been waiting for this one!

[@meganmacleod742]

this is the greatest channel ive ever discovered

[@AlecComes]

This is the greatest comment I’ve ever gotten

[@maxr7616]

this is the kind of content i come to youtube for 👏👏👏

[@franzijurgens5470]

Keep up the good work man

[@R1VER_LETHE]

New video to listen to while I do random shit thank you king

[@peverell_kaur]

This vid is *chef’s kiss* I thought it was gonna be long and drawn out, but it’s as short a video as it could be, and you provide great context for every line! 10/10 best tier list video I’ve ever watched! Subscribe AND Like ❤

[@donasutton5962]

keep up the good work Alec! new to your content and loving it so far

[@AlecComes]

Thanks so much, and thanks for checking out my video, I really appreciate it!

[@reginaprince3020]

Laser is already an abreviation, so they probably just looked for something to put in for "f"

[@liallialcroc]

id sell my soul to get my hands on the ice cream that phineas and ferb made on the moon

[@truepotatoq4455]

I think the joke of Ferb's nonsense fake fact is that he's poking fun at Baljeet's elaborate favorite thing

[@danielesse470]

So glad this is finally finished! It is a masterpiece!

[@brysonboone5789]

I’m so thankful I checked your Instagram as this was hilarious

[@Bonnie_2.0]

Rank every "Lots of me" from Night Of The Living Pharmacists by context and delivery.

[@joshuahopkins8747]

Literally just came here to make sure "We few, we happy few, we band of brothers" made high S tier and I am not disappointed.

[@noorbonnamy5770]

i guess im gonna watch a 4 hour long tier list

[@happyhippovods3753]

I clicked not looking at the length, and saw it was 4 hours, good luck

[@Bonnie_2.0]

Somebody should make a video on every Ferb line on his list in order from worst to best.

[@antibeachballsociety]

I've been a P&F fan for 10 years so imagine my excitement when it all amounts to watching Ferb get banished to the shadow realm for saying a sentence. the "Welcome to Ferbland" bit has to be an S-tier for me personally

[@supernova9361]

i don't know if anyone brought it up yet, but iirc the 2-48 monologue references several famous speeches, including: Aragorn, Winston Churchill, and Shakespeare

[@ashterrifictales7317]

Totally off topic, but LOVE the Sly Cooper cane and plush in the back!! Sly Cooper is so underrated 👏👏👏

[@cipherfresh]

Number one thing this video did was make me want to rewatch Phineas and Ferb

[@Noshbedumb]

Your voice is so calming

[@countyfacts6920]

Football X-7 is one of my favorite episodes. The emu curse is hilarious.

[@jemstipher]

Okay I know I commented earlier but I just got to the point where you say you have a video on Hoops and Yoyo and oh bayBEE instant subscription

[@DracoFroggo]

Thank you KZbin algorithm for bringing me to this blessed Phineas and Ferb content. I'm more of a casual fan but I enjoyed this a lot, thanks Alec! Also I saw someone else in the comments say you should rank every "-inator" and I very much agree.

[@upumpkin]

In my rusty childhood memory I thought Ferb didn't speak at all until later seasons, color me surprised. Great video BTW, the effort is appreciated!

[@himynameismrperson]

3:04:24 reverse the polarity could also be a doctor who reference as it is a line that was often said during the 3rd doctor's era to explain how he hacked or created some sort of technology

[@connorr8071]

If Ferb were smelling lava, that would mean the volcano was erupting. I don't think that would bode well for their volcanic hotspot vacation.

[@megansandau5833]

58:40 I don't think "Some other time perhaps" is meant as a cliff hanger, but as a joke about the passage of time. They will travel to the future in the traditional sense.

[@azizuladnan2957]

This is recommended to me. I... will not watch this... and I know I will missed out some of the greatest moment in this 4 hours video... but I just want to salute you, for your dedication in doing this. Keep up the good work! :)

[@jesseszarowicz3813]

Just admit you’re not strong enough to watch the whole thing

[@wanderingwildlife6639]

As another person rightly pointed out, platypuses are not the only mammals that lay eggs. They are monotremes, alone with the five species of echidnas (spiny anteaters) that are also egg laying mammals

[@sloanify]

1:00:08 I’m pretty sure you made me vote for squirrels in my pants - the sister that did not watch as much of Phineas and Ferb 🐿️ 👖

[@michaelmellor3383]

Now this is the overly extensive nerd content I need for work +sub

[@PS_Ignatz]

Your shirt and Sly Cooper cane are so cool! Whoever got you that must really like you.

[@cooper6381]

This video is great! I think the “Sub Lyric Pile Killabuster with Onion on Marble” line is really funny because Ferb is just messing with Baljeet, so he says so many incoherent things

[@astridmyst]

I really loved how they brought back Captain Webber instead of introducing a random new character. It's funny to me as well that Candance has saved her uncle from her dad and Phineas and Ferb, now that they are related by in-laws.

[@AlecComes]

Me too, I really hope we get Capt. Webber in some capacity in the future

[@astridmyst]

@@AlecComes It'd be hilarious if the couple has a baby and their kids first first is "Okay"

[@chocolate_strawberriez]

I COULD NOT tell you why, but I think about the "Deja vu-ish" line all the time. It just randomly plays in my head almost daily.

[@naurtosepic]

Wake up joney new alwc comes video dropped

[@PrettyPlsPixie]

Keep doing gr8 things! :)

[@Belcebucata]

Across the 2nd dimension was actually released in theaters in Spain

[@V_Jazz_Studios]

I think the line delivery in S03E45 with the playing cards fun fact makes sense since he's kind of saying in a "you should know that" kind of tone like "you should know that baljeet"