I Ranked ALL of Ferb's Lines

[@_rosegold]

when ferb speaks, everyone must listen!!!

[@Macer84]

Except for all the times Ferb gets interrupted

[@kiwibirdfruit]

Now rank every -inator

[@JoshuaBublin]

The perfect job for my Rate-Everything-In-A-List-inator! I would use my Rank-inator, but that just makes everything smell bad. Did not think that one through.

[@namecomingsoon9517]

@@JoshuaBublini can hear this

[@Cinnamoroll.skypuppy]

yesss!

[@Rein-qc9mo]

With full deatailed explanation

[@picklebrine]

I thought this was 20 minutes long... I'm trapped now

[@AlecComes]

Yes, yes you are.

[@merezko4339]

What a good place to be trapped in

[@thedude4063]

Same here brother

[@sasariwtf]

Oh God I thought so too then saw this comment and though "oh hahah is it like 1:40:00 long?" A fool. A fool I was.

[@BuffGarfield5]

I THOUGHT IT WAS 40 MINUTES OMG! I'm here to stay

[@therealchief850]

"Irrationally long video about a topic I kind of care about" is my favorite genre of KZbin these days, can't wait to watch this whole

[@Manda_Kat]

I place Ferb's first line lower because the platypus fact is false. Echidnas also lay eggs

[@megacharlielincoln5523]

Because of that I gave that line A tier

[@megarigged]

Since platypuses and echidnas are part of the same superfamily, it would be possible-although scientifically dubious-to consider them a particularly spiny type of platypus.

[@eagonwild]

​​@@megariggedi would say the opposite, because there are 4 species of echidna and one platypus

[@megarigged]

@@eagonwild If we want to get technical, there are actually five species of Platypus, two of them only discovered in the last two years. It just so happens that only one survived. Platypuses have all their eggs on one species; I can't fault them for that.

[@hermanosriveraangulo8545]

Holy crap, Knuckles won't be the last Echidna anymore :D

[@eaglest0554]

The "That man isn't wearing any clothes-" line is actually a reference to the old fable/parable "the emporer's new clothes", where some tricksters convince the king and his advisors that they're making him a suit from thread that can only be seen by people who are worthy for their positions, and proceed to put an imaginary suit on him before sending him out naked, and all the adults were convinced on the whole "you can't see it if you're not worthy" thing, they didn't want to mention it because of the possible consequences, until a child says "hey, the king doesn't have any clothes-" and everyone realizes what must've happened.

[@MattTOB618]

_That's_ how that fable goes? What exactly is it supposed to teach?

[@namecomingsoon9517]

@@MattTOB618 it is best to trust oneself and be honest; Speak up for the truth and what is right

[@jokerofspades-xt3bs]

I only know about that story from a parody that was done at my local (highschool) theater

[@delphilashay-el5453]

“Platypuses, platypi, platypeople?” Flew outta my body instantly without thought lmao

[@HyLion]

Aren't I a bit too busy to be watching a 4 hour video about every Ferb line? Yes. Yes, I am. That didn't stop me though

[@Magis_Ghast]

Ferb's VA was one of my first tv crushes when he was in Nanny McPhee, and then so was Ferb, and when I found out he voiced him I was ecstatic. You better believe I'm gonna watch this whole thing! I'm so excited for the new seasons.

[@pixel_eyezd3805]

Ferb sadly isn’t going to be in the new seasons

[@Magis_Ghast]

@@pixel_eyezd3805 Ferb will be just not his original VA I thought? Oh well, I'll find out

[@pinecubes]

same for me in the maze runner films

[@thema1998]

​@@pixel_eyezd3805 What do you mean by that? Ferb is in the new season(s). The show is literally called Phineas *&* Ferb! It's his original VA that won't be in the new season(s). He stopped playing Ferb *years* ago!

[@YLsanimations]

@@Magis_GhastSwampy confirmed it’ll be the new VA as Ferb, I honestly don’t blame Thomas though

[@pastelplayer3063]

"I've seen all of Milo Murphy's Law, not to brag" little do you know that MML revived my appreciation for PnF and holds an extremely special place in my heart and I will practically beg every PnF fan I come into contact with to watch it. Don't mind me MML mentions make me insane kdhgdfg ANYWAY extremely good video, incredibly entertaining. Tons of great editing and just a really fun overview of some great moments from a very fun character!

[@driveasandwich6734]

I immediately cracked when I heard you put the baby from Good Luck, Charlie! in the Shadow Realm, so you're right, it's a funny bit.

[@silverroll2737]

this is a sort of weird compliment, but when i put on long vids in the background when i do stuff, i usually mostly zone em out. but this vid was so engaging i was focused on it along with my task! you have a good sense of humor and a great cadence of speech, keep up the good work!

[@AlecComes]

No, not a weird compliment at all, that's honestly one of the best compliments you can give! Thank you so much, I'm glad my 4 hour long video is engaging people, I knew while editing that a bunch of people would listen to it like a podcast but that didn't stop me from me doing visual edits here and there. Thanks so much for watching!

[@saragreig9187]

Every time I heard ferb talked I would be so suprised he was British I always thought it was a plot hole and just completely forgot his dad was a brit too

[@megarigged]

Yeah, they're stepkids, and it's NEVER brought up. It's nice representation but probably confused more than a few kids.

[@asryel2878]

​@@megariggedOhh, I thought Phineas was the biological child of the parents we see & that Ferb was adopted.

[@megarigged]

@@asryel2878 Lawrence Fletcher (the dad) has a noticeable British accent, and the paternal relatives look like Ferb. It's safe to assume that because Phineas and Ferb are about the same age but Phineas is American, they're stepchildren. It's explained in the video that it was likely a result of Ferb moving when he was young. If they (Phineas and Ferb) do realize that they're stepchildren, they don't care at all.

[@countyfactswailuigi]

"It's just Summer, with a LOT more pollen". Had me laughing.

[@CyberGrapeUK]

This video is a mothlamp to me. I go wide-eyed at my favourite character in P&F being discussed in a KZbin ranking video, and then the 4 hour length shocks my nervous system to death.

[@AlecComes]

I’m sorry, I just had so much to say about our boy Ferb

[@CyberGrapeUK]

@@AlecComes fair enough 😔👍

[@Mariokemon]

if you docked the greatest pirate story for being a lie, then you'd need to dock the platypus laying eggs one too. Platypus are NOT the only mammals to lay eggs, the echidna does as well. Fun fact, I learned this from a Phineas and Ferb book, so even they acknowledged their error

[@AlecComes]

Can’t believe Ferb lied to me like this, how could he

[@mc39S686]

I won a Phineas and Ferb comic book contest online when I was 10 and it'll forever be my greatest achievement. This video was amazing, thank you

[@sunburner_ray]

i was never a disney channel kid growing up so i’ve probably seen less than 10 episodes of this show in my life, and i’ve also never seen any of your videos. 10/10 this video was so much fun to watch i wish i was ferb

[@bendikvestrheim411]

You should rank all of perry getaways (from phineas and ferb) and enters to doofenshmirtz. like how unique/funny they are.

[@perennialmania]

"i edited this entire video myself, so please subscribe" y'know what you got it sir. bravo

[@Nolitaflat]

Oh fuck yeah I can’t wait to watch this full thing tonight while doing my Neopets dailies.

[@AlecComes]

If neopets could drop when the Altador cup is coming back, that would be great, I’m just saying lol

[@DarianTrinity]

Who spends 4 hours doing "dailies" on Neopets? Maybe I haven't played it in a while but still

[@silverroll2737]

how the hell do your dailies take 4hrs?!?! what are you doing?????

[@jemstipher]

26:57 This line is trippy to me specifically because in my mind, I always picture Ferb as having suspenders. Look at those pants. You're telling me those aren't being held up by suspenders?

[@kibenson9425]

They’re just ultra high rise jeans

[@coolfool4439]

The funniest part of this video is seeing how your Ferb impression improves with every clip lol

[@logicaldreamer9641]

Thought it was like 20 mins, but an hour in and we only just did season one....but am i going to watch the rest? Yes, yes i am.

[@AlecComes]

You got this I believe in you

[@logicaldreamer9641]

@@AlecComes started at about 6pm and finished a little before 11pm. That was Ferbtastic.

[@mc39S686]

I wanna add to my comment (cause I made it halfway through the video) that the online comic book contest I won was to "make a comic of P&F having the best day ever", and I made mine about them spending the entire day with just Perry. I won with that basic storyline, so you're thought at 2:49:10 is something I very much agree with. (also I later learned that Dan Povenmire judged the finals on that so he agrees also)

[@AlecComes]

That’s awesome, I love that idea! Thanks so much for watching and sharing your story!

[@GameTornado01]

That's awesome. Is the comic available to read anywhere?

[@mc39S686]

@@GameTornado01 Sadly no, when they shut the site down I didn’t save any of my works

[@GameTornado01]

@@mc39S686 Ah too bad

[@jolksjumbojemi]

a true critique of the arts. no notes, 10/10

[@sqishY0Y0]

Hoping this blows up, best tier list

[@AlecComes]

Thanks so much, I appreciate it a lot!

[@SamHammie]

3:04:21 It's both of their faults. It's Ferb's fault for saying "all set" to preface a longer statement, but it's also Candace's fault for getting too eager and trigger-happy. Ferb could have fixed it by putting the rest of his statement first, and Candace could have fixed it by not being in a massive rush to finish the task at hand. I can understand why Phineas got mad at Candace though, especially if he couldn't hear what Ferb said just a few moments prior while a machine was _literally roaring at them._

[@randomreviews4278]

1:53:45 it's a refferce to 2001 a space odyssey

[@nicktoth7051]

I haven’t even gotten into the tier list but seeing this level of commitment from channel with only 4k subscribers is crazy. Definitely earned a sub.

[@AlecComes]

I appreciate that! I had some experience making big tier lists like this one but this one definitely pales in comparison to those two. Thanks for watching!

[@ruby_waffle]

I'm five minutes in but I'm subbing immediately. This is exactly the kind of ranking video I want to make some day if I can get my executive dysfunction in order

[@mmaiike]

This is now my new favorite video. It’s perfection, I love your sense of humor, I LOVE Phineas and Ferb, S TIER

[@Crosby-Critic]

I watched this entire video at work today. This is a really great idea and well executed video. You got yourself a new subscriber!

[@eaglest0554]

Idk if it's canon, but ferb is so autism coded, love that.

[@denmark1226]

I once saw a thing saying that Phineas is an ADHD addled idea guy who's always got a new idea, and Ferb is an autistic engineer who takes Phineas' idea and hyper fixates until it's done. If Ferb wanted to do something else, he would, but in the mean time, Phineas has an idea that sounds interesting

[@humbleskye]

the adhd/autistic urge to share fun facts

[@minerman60101]

@@humbleskye If you beat Malenia, Mohg, and Rykard before facing Gideon then he won't have the triple rings of light spell which I've heard makes the fight significantly worse

[@ArnLPs]

15:08 The joke here is not just that Ferb says a random line. This is specifically a refrence to The Emperors New Clothes by Hans Christian Andersen, with the naked King and the child who is the only one who tells the King the truth. Ferb is being put into the role of this child, which in the entire Tale only has one line as well. Which I find quite clever about it. The joke as a whole tho is a critisism of higher ups in offices who are being compare here with the King who everyone tells how beautiful he looks despite him not wearing any clothes.

[@AlecComes]

Oh that makes way more sense, thanks for commenting that! very glad I’ve got much smarter people than I am in these comments lol

[@ArnLPs]

@@AlecComes I'm just a huge fairytale nerd. Still need to find a way to capilize that. Also should have said Emperor instead of King... but just was exited that my knowledge is actually useful for once.

[@meganmacleod742]

this is the greatest channel ive ever discovered

[@AlecComes]

This is the greatest comment I’ve ever gotten

[@gemstone71552]

I've just had Ferb saying "frittata" stuck in my head

[@Guppygub]

I DIDNT SEE THE TIMELINE IM STUCK NOW AAA

[@AlecComes]

Yes, yes you are.

[@eaglest0554]

Wait, I just realized, phineas and ferb are just mario and luigi but cooler. And with a better sibling dynamic.

[@HQdefault64]

wow this was awesome. hope this video takes off. I know how long it takes to make videos like this.

[@AlecComes]

Thanks so much for checking it out and the kind words, I really appreciate it!

[@HQdefault64]

@@AlecComes You deserve it man! you made my thursday night!

[@thesuperthingymabob8209]

The ferb star wars line where he doesnt finish the sentence is exactly how vader says it in the movie like hes just like i haven't sensed this presence since... and then just walks off and nobody is willing to call him out on it bc he's darth vader and will choke you to death over a coffee order

[@smashzapper8527]

There’s actually one more Ferb line in Candace Against the Universe. In the end credits We’re Back. Ferb sings “So you can put that in your almanac.” It was actually sung by his current VA, David Errigo Jr.

[@AlecComes]

I know, I acknowledged it at the bottom of the description “Also I know that Ferb has a line in the song "We're Back." I honestly forgot about it until after I hit render, but also like, is that song canon??? I feel like it's not because it's more used as an ad for Candace Against the Universe, so that's why I initially didn't include it, also the version in the end credits doesn’t even have his line! But I get it if you want me to rank it. Anyway D-tier, I think the use of the word 'almanac' is awkward in the song, and I always thought that lyric was weird since I first heard it.”

[@jorgerosado2087]

Btw the “terrified beyond all capacity for rational thought” line is a GhostBusters reference. Egon says it during the Stay Puft fight.

[@PipesTheVlob]

You did actually miss one time where you could actively hear Ferb (voiced by Thomas), but it's EXTREMELY quiet. In Knot My Problem, he can just BARELY be heard "singing" at points in the song, here's a leaked video of the individual vocal tracks, specifically timestamped to Ferb kzbin.info/www/bejne/r6SbpGykqaeVgM0

[@YLsanimations]

Oh yeah I did take a listen, it honestly felt illegal for me to hear

[@truepotatoq4455]

I think the joke of Ferb's nonsense fake fact is that he's poking fun at Baljeet's elaborate favorite thing

[@intensifiedfailure5681]

1:11:29 I don't remember exactly what the movie they were watching looked like, but this was probably a reference to "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" I think. Great movie about aliens replacing humans with alien clones of them secretly.

[@mousebyte94]

I just want to say, not everyone is going to sit down and watch a 4+ hour video on KZbin. But obviously you spoke to the people that will. So well done.

[@TheSKRStudios]

Yo bro on some real shit you’re one of the funniest youtubers I’ve seen. I didn’t want the video to end lmao underrated as hell

[@mmaiike]

ALL S TIER LINES: 6:44 14:24 22:37 29:04 37:13 50:32 51:53 55:37 1:01:09 1:01:34 1:12:51 1:15:55 1:20:51 1:23:19

[@mrperson27]

3:04:24 reverse the polarity could also be a doctor who reference as it is a line that was often said during the 3rd doctor's era to explain how he hacked or created some sort of technology

[@mushymush6902]

45:16 "I'll try to do a Perry chirp right now- *popeye sounds*"

[@therealslmccl]

Just watched his whole video thinking it had around 200k views…was VERY surprised to see it had less than 2k!

[@nlm2nd]

Decided to watch this a wee bit late in the day, so I'm tapping out at the hour mark. This video took a LOT of effort on your part. Also please give your cat extra hugs for us!

[@noodlearg9745]

watched this in its entirety over the course of several days while doing chores, totally worth it

[@weirdcakes304]

KZbin keeps recommending me really long teir list videos and I keep watching them so I’m basically just stuck in teir list limbo.. but I’m not really complaining

[@snowyyzoe]

1:55:32 this is actually hilarious because my dad is a huge Planet of the Apes Fan who also very much enjoys Phineas and Ferb. I can just see him talking about the two movies competing in a Doofenshmirtz voice if we lived in a world where 2nd dimension was in theaters

[@Enteringdullsville]

Watching this, I never realized what a wise guy Ferb is

[@7h3m3g4n]

58:40 I don't think "Some other time perhaps" is meant as a cliff hanger, but as a joke about the passage of time. They will travel to the future in the traditional sense.

[@abo_2354]

Two days later and I finished. I thoroughly enjoyed this 😁 Thank you for your time and dedication.

[@Liam-tv7nb]

rich Victorians ate mummies

[@asryel2878]

And all because of a language miscommunication.

[@danielesse470]

So glad this is finally finished! It is a masterpiece!

[@peverell_kaur]

This vid is *chef’s kiss* I thought it was gonna be long and drawn out, but it’s as short a video as it could be, and you provide great context for every line! 10/10 best tier list video I’ve ever watched! Subscribe AND Like ❤

[@R1VER_LETHE]

New video to listen to while I do random shit thank you king

[@justagiraffe9434]

me at the beginning of this video: oh ranking ferb's lines. i wonder where the excaliferb monologue is at me at the end: wow ferb and isabella have a really solid friendship that i wish was talked about more

[@dominicyoungblood-zy3gp]

“or even a short little douggy” -ferb, robot rodeo

[@chocolate_strawberriez]

I COULD NOT tell you why, but I think about the "Deja vu-ish" line all the time. It just randomly plays in my head almost daily.

[@reginaprince3020]

Laser is already an abreviation, so they probably just looked for something to put in for "f"

[@antibeachballsociety]

I've been a P&F fan for 10 years so imagine my excitement when it all amounts to watching Ferb get banished to the shadow realm for saying a sentence. the "Welcome to Ferbland" bit has to be an S-tier for me personally

[@upumpkin]

In my rusty childhood memory I thought Ferb didn't speak at all until later seasons, color me surprised. Great video BTW, the effort is appreciated!

[@supernova9361]

i don't know if anyone brought it up yet, but iirc the 2-48 monologue references several famous speeches, including: Aragorn, Winston Churchill, and Shakespeare

[@psychoDon525]

1 minute in, and your editing is great, I love the way you talk, the jokes are landing (and you're pretty cute too)... yeah I'll watch 4 hours of this!

[@Izzybelle826]

You should rank every outfit ferb wears OR/AND every ferb halloween costume

[@DracoFroggo]

Thank you KZbin algorithm for bringing me to this blessed Phineas and Ferb content. I'm more of a casual fan but I enjoyed this a lot, thanks Alec! Also I saw someone else in the comments say you should rank every "-inator" and I very much agree.

[@maxr7616]

this is the kind of content i come to youtube for 👏👏👏

[@TrickstersTrickshots]

What a great piece of media this is exquisite. I didn’t even watch the show growing up but watched this entire thing 😂

[@glitterplatter]

OMG WHY R U HERE

[@joshuahopkins8747]

Literally just came here to make sure "We few, we happy few, we band of brothers" made high S tier and I am not disappointed.

[@Youwillseesomething]

This guy should rank all the Doofenshmirtz backstories

[@wanderingwildlife6639]

As another person rightly pointed out, platypuses are not the only mammals that lay eggs. They are monotremes, alone with the five species of echidnas (spiny anteaters) that are also egg laying mammals

[@V_Jazz_Studios]

I think the line delivery in S03E45 with the playing cards fun fact makes sense since he's kind of saying in a "you should know that" kind of tone like "you should know that baljeet"

[@JbBoss2005]

Thank you KZbin recommendations for this great video suggestion 🙏 Also love the Sly Cooper plush and cane in the background

[@astridmyst]

I really loved how they brought back Captain Webber instead of introducing a random new character. It's funny to me as well that Candance has saved her uncle from her dad and Phineas and Ferb, now that they are related by in-laws.

[@AlecComes]

Me too, I really hope we get Capt. Webber in some capacity in the future

[@astridmyst]

@@AlecComes It'd be hilarious if the couple has a baby and their kids first first is "Okay"

[@FireFoxie1345]

Next, rank all of Phineas’s

[@TheSKRStudios]

The best phineas and ferb tier list ever made

[@countyfactswailuigi]

Football X-7 is one of my favorite episodes. The emu curse is hilarious.

[@tincat2347]

3:25:23 Because Salisbury Steak is a thing, Ferb is just messing with them

[@connorr8071]

If Ferb were smelling lava, that would mean the volcano was erupting. I don't think that would bode well for their volcanic hotspot vacation.

[@MrMadMister1]

Finally! Been waiting for this one!

[@Noshbedumb]

Your voice is so calming

[@cooper6381]

This video is great! I think the “Sub Lyric Pile Killabuster with Onion on Marble” line is really funny because Ferb is just messing with Baljeet, so he says so many incoherent things

[@cipherfresh]

Number one thing this video did was make me want to rewatch Phineas and Ferb

[@thatonepersonyouwontremember]

0:22 *Perry* the Platypus? Looks like a regular platypus to me...

[@CyberKirby]

I put the "I only say one line per day" in S-Tier as well, but moreso for the fact that it's just PURE SASS.

[@donasutton5962]

keep up the good work Alec! new to your content and loving it so far

[@AlecComes]

Thanks so much, and thanks for checking out my video, I really appreciate it!

[@franzijurgens5470]

Keep up the good work man

[@Aurora_Animates]

I’m subscribing before 5k 🥰😊

[@ThatNerdGuy0]

I never got to watch much Phineas and Ferb as a kids because my mom said “it promoted bad sibling relationships” even though it was the only thing my sister and I did together

[@ThatGuyRNA]

The siblings in this show have wholesome relationships, Other than Heinz and Rodger but they’re the outliers

[@edwardjones7583]

3:11:00 I think there is a lot to think about this line like why does Ferb know what flowers Jeremy got Candice on their third date?

[@astridmyst]

Ferb how dare you ever misspeak! SHADOW REALM (I completely agree tho XD)

[@noorbonnamy5770]

8:19 it isnt. the internet is declining. things arent as wel archived as you think. we are getting gaps in the internet, data being purged, links not working and many more things.

[@thekingsclone13]

You complained that they didn't destroy the molecular separator, but in the episode you were talking about they had just re-built the molecular separator to separate Candace and Jeremy. So they actually did get rid of it the first time.