I Ranked EVERY SONG by ARCTIC MONKEYS!?

I literally sat and ranked every single arctic monkeys song in this video. It's all just a bit of fun. Don't take it too seriously
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[@anya381]

Stop I want it all ,mad sounds, fluorescent adolescent are so good

[@user-ob5cw1pg9b]

Surely you’re not serious ranking the jewellers hand so low……..

[@charlie_s16]

it’s literally their second best song

[@elile8567]

​@@charlie_s16it's great, but I wouldn't say second best. One thing I do think is that it's better than some other more iconic album closers like 505 and I Wanna Be Yours

[@charlie_s16]

@@elile8567 that’s valid. i’ve just always connected with the creepy ending of jewellers hands

[@elile8567]

@@charlie_s16 definitely great song. Idk how that song is so low to this person, especially since Humbug is his favorite album :/

[@charlie_s16]

@@elile8567 humbug is his favourite album and he ranked jewellers hands that low? my fav album is also humbug and like i said i think it’s their second best!

[@Owenjer8]

THE BAD THING? I LOVE THE BAD THING LMAO, you should listen to the demo for the bad thing i actually like the calmer start.

[@pat_the_khan2837]

I mean, Do Me A Favour made me an addict to their songs

[@mollyfruin2117]

enjoyed last dinner party in the intro but rest is bewildering

[@briteboy69]

yessss i feel like nobody talks about still take you home love that song

[@anya381]

Nah I almost clicked off at mad sounds

[@cosmichicken3724]

top 13 are all the first album i dont wnna hear it

[@lucaspintooc]

oh my god you’re absolutely crazy

[@elile8567]

1:25 didn't bother flipping the text to the other side huh? :) 1:28 NO WHAT WHY IS IT SO LOW 1:47 damn that is a hot take. I used to not care for that song but it grew on me A LOT. That song is so good. Also why is it goofy? Because it talks about a sex life? 2:22 D Is for Dangerous I would put higher 2:24 ESPECIALLY since you followed it up with The Bad Thing. I genuinely can not understand how that song is "good" but Fluorescent Adolescent from the same album is bad because it's "goofy". 2:46 ...okay. Teddy Picker, I kinda understand. I know it's not musically a very interesting song, but I love it because it's a really fun song and very catchy with an epic solo too. Didn't expect it to be quite this low though. 3:12 okay I don't care what you got to say. You're just wrong. End of debate. 3:44 okay, but you can do it well and you can do it... not well. This song definitely does it well. 3:57 this song is not great. I love it. 3:59 I'm not sure what I think of Dangerous Animals. It's kinda corny to me, but it sounds great. 4:39 I am a SUCKA for their first album. 4:41 the bricks are old and yellow. I like this song :) 4:49 I'm not mad because you said Favorite Worst Nightmare was overrated and yet you still put Brianstorm this high! Not seeing any 505 yet, and I think that is definitely one of the most overrated Arctic Monkeys tracks 5:25 great song! Not as good as Mardy Bum or Fake Tales of San Francisco but I'm just gonna have to let that go 5:28 aaaaand I can't take anything seriously anymore. Why did it have to be this way? 5:30 ELITE SONG. UP THERE WITH MARDY BUM AND A CERTAIN ROMANCE BUT FROM THE RITZ TO THE RUBBLE IS MORE UNDERRATED 5:32 very overrated song. 5:33 if only they didn't rip off Black Sabbath... 5:35 I'd say this song perfects the style they were going for with the AM album. This song is just the best. 5:45 I like this song... I think? I like it more than Four Out of Five but definitely not more than the previous two. 5:54 a good song. Don't have much more to say, it's just a less interesting Do I Wanna Know? 6:15 I WENT FOR IT BUT THE RED LIGHT WAS SHOWING AND THE RED LIGHT INDICATES DOORS ARE SECURED!!! :D 6:18 thank you SO MUCH! I disagree with so much on this video but I can brush all that aside because you didn't greatly underrate You Probably Couldn't See for the Lights But You Were Staring Straight at Me (but DAMN, that's a long title) 6:21 imo best song on the album 6:47 better opener for the album than The View from the Afternoon in my opinion. I said I bet that you look good on the danceflOOoor! 7:10 nice song to start this top 25 7:12 okay... but not better than Cornerstone (and definitely not better than The Jeweller's Hands) 7:15 I have nothing to say about your ranking of that song. Just timestamping it because I LOOOOOOOVE that song 7:26 why do I still feel like it's too low- it's fine! 7:29 huh? It's a great song, but huh? After everything that we've been through, Riot Van at 16? Actually, why do I care? It's a great song 7:34 disappointed in Josh Homme for this one. He ain't that good here. Doesn't matter because QOTSA still slaps. And Teddy Picker solo still better :) 8:09 how? How? How is this song so high? I really like it, but better than ANYTHING off of AM + the 9th best Arctic Monkeys song? It's literally another not as good version of Do I Wanna Know, it should go along with R U Mine and Why'd You Only Call Me When You're High 8:30 oh... I agree. I still think American Sports is better, but... very good. 8:37 I swap between hating this song and thinking it's pretty catchy. I get the appeal, though. No hate. 8:40 you think Fluorescent Adolescent or Mardy Bum is overrated? Get a load of 505. Yeah, actually think this song is pretty good but there are PLENTY of songs better than it and I'm tired of people acting like 505 is God's gift to man. 8:44 ohh, you're a Humbug person. That explains some things, but not all of them. (The Jeweller's Hands). Also, quit acting like Humbug doesn't recieve all the praise. 8:55 The Jeweller's Hands did what this song does better. I respect putting this song this high, though! Wait, what happened to Stop the World I Wanna Get Off with You being better than any song on AM? 9:07 ❌️ Mardy Bum, or Perhaps Vampires Is a Bit Strong But..., or From the Ritz to the Rubble, or A Certain Romance, but not Still Take You Home. In my opinion, one of the weakest songs on that album. 9:25 unexpected how you said Favorite Worst Nightmare is overrated. I disagree, but doesn't mean I don't think the song is good, it's just not #1

[@handofharshreality]

do me a favor goes unmatched, best arctic monkeys song

[@kencam2263]

ngl i stopped watching when i saw half of FWN in the bottom 20

[@Cornnuts68]

The afternoons hat is there best b side and tbhc and humbug are there best albums gotta give credit though that riot van made it high on the list

[@anya381]

STOP THE WORLD I WANNA GET OFF WITH YOU IS THE BEST B SIDE

[@TheMainStageChannel]

Facts

[@elile8567]

Facts

[@charizardiee7723]

TEDDY PICKER 73??

[@getmusicallytrigerd2861]

Your favorite worst nightmere best arctic monkeys ablum

[@lucascruz8742]

This guy in the middle was like 75%of you Are not subscribed like no shit

[@TheMainStageChannel]

I wont lie this made me crease

[@faNh91]

You didnt rank Knee socks

[@josecarpinteiro4221]

he did its 32nd

[@fishpig4391]

Is this bait?

[@fishpig4391]

Ok nvm I just got to 8:41 this man has said nothing wrong, all his opinions are right

[@bobsbigboy_]

tf? lol

[@bellalol3029]

absolutely not!

[@jammy23]

i literally dont agree with anything u said other than batphone and crying lighting. respect ur opinion but how is fluorescent adolecsent goofy? like what abt it makes it goofy? cuz most arctic monkeys songs are about sex life and partying and shit. same with mardy bum and basically everything in the bottom half