I Ranked Every Star Wars Movie by the 87th Line

[@-Owmen]

-kills billions by making an even bigger Death Star -“I am the spy” Can’t get worse right? -“somehow palpatine returned”

[@BigDaddyStarWars]

“The Acolyte releases”

[@deadly_john]

It just got worse

[@stephan_thaddeus]

@@deadly_john then the rebuild the galaxy, is it bad?

[@zyenogaming2239]

@@stephan_thaddeus It doesn’t affect the canon (thank god) since it’s Lego, so that’s one big point that makes it a lot better, the plot was okay, I guess, but the characters were pretty funny twists. But the biggest reason why it is good is because “Meesa going to hurt yousa”

[@blueshit199]

no i think when you put it like this, "I am the spy" sounds way worse

[@Union_Jack_official]

"Was that the line of 87?"

[@zyenogaming2239]

I don’t know whether to burst out laughing or to try finding out where you live so that I can visit your home and slap you

[@yachtman87]

you stole my joke

[@Extramrdo]

"The soundbyte of 87?"

[@DriverHenryWho3245]

@@Extramrdo lmao good one!

[@MoonlightVTOffical]

@@Union_Jack_official I was going to comment that.😭

[@mysteryninja354]

"I ranked Every Star Wars movie by how quickly a character says 'star' and/or 'war'."

[@MagicMonkey96]

@@mysteryninja354 both. Rank them by how long it takes for both to be said

[@amadeosendiulo2137]

What are we in? Some kind of star wars?

[@Bibyte]

@@MagicMonkey96 in order or no?

[@HalfDecentVideos719]

@@Bibyte prolly nah

[@Lucky-2552]

Is it bad I want this?

[@adamclareburt7822]

What are the odds that 2 of the star wars movies 87th lines are memes

[@Bibyte]

Pretty high since 90% of the prequels lines are memes

[@NIX-FLIX]

@@adamclareburt7822 well the prequels are a Goldmine for meme potential

[@chefkochkawasaki4127]

@@NIX-FLIX only way to find entertainment in episode II

[@EightDashEight]

@@Bibyte never tell me the odds!

[@NIX-FLIX]

@@chefkochkawasaki4127 speak for yourself, not saying it’s the best but it’s more watchable than the sequels, rise of Skywalker is so bad it’s a comedy at this point

[@sebi17107]

rank the movies by the WORST fight scene

[@racekai2143]

@@sebi17107 would the worst be the best or the worst be the worst?

[@sebi17107]

@@racekai2143 the best worst fight scene would obviously be No. 1

[@John-fh8vy]

Too specific, it’s in the end/beginning

[@anactualpotato4197]

crazy how r2 vs those two super battle droids is better than pretty much every fight scene in the sequels

[@ShoTime-n77]

No not specific enough, he needs to rank it on the 4th worst Battle

[@itzRelevant]

You should rate these by the 6782nd word in each movie.

[@WillyWonka-47]

@@itzRelevant yeah

[@WillyWonka-47]

He should

[@amadeosendiulo2137]

Why not by the R2D2nd word?

[@eric_moore-6126]

Which movie has a particularly funny 6782nd word?

[@itzRelevant]

@@eric_moore-6126 idk lol

[@GregJonson]

"I like hating on Rey 'cause it's fun" -the legacy of the sequel trilogy

[@styxzee]

sorry but (moaning) yoda.... shouldve been #1

[@BassOfSpades2112]

@@styxzee agree

[@macaroni12]

100%

[@dominikg4818]

This!

[@DefectiveButchr]

@@styxzee nah, lol

[@joshgamer1012]

Yoda...

[@ShortNinjaa]

I love watching the end of these videos to see which scene made him want to use the 87th line specifically

[@Enderlinkpawnu]

Its amazing how you can basically pick any line number from the Star Wars movies, and there is a solid chance you’ll land on at least one heavily memed line.

[@KoigYT]

I saw the Phantom Menace at 1 and I thought to myself “Is that the negotiations were short line”

[@Drifter-while-hungry]

You can’t escape the breathing tier list, it will happen and you cannot stop it

[@BigDaddyStarWars]

I’ll do it at 10k subs

[@therobustempyrean1436]

@@BigDaddyStarWars I just unsubbed to delay the release.

[@littlestan6625]

@@BigDaddyStarWars guess what, bucko

[@iiSlightlyModified]

@@BigDaddyStarWars my God, he actually did it

[@13shadowphoenix13]

Um, excuse me sir...I believe you missed a perfect opportunity. You should have ranked every star wars movie by the 66th line instead.

[@yumin_pluto558]

@@13shadowphoenix13 Execute Order #87

[@chocorenavfx4403]

The LOTR music in the background just makes this even funnier

[@Snowman-556]

Yeah what was that about

[@MagicMonkey96]

Didn’t notice but now I can’t stop laughing 😭

[@BierBart12]

@@Snowman-556 Disney being very copyright strike trigger happy So he used an equally as iconic soundtrack in spite, knowing it's less likely to be claimed

[@spider-jeff_101]

Tell Schaffrillas to come up with ideas as weird as these

[@deathpie24]

He came to mind as soon as I read the title

[@spider-jeff_101]

@@deathpie24 Same lmao

[@theunknownrifleman]

moaning “Yoda”

[@CYbeRuKRaINiaN]

🤨

[@jacksonscott3667]

*“Mudhole? Slimy? My hole, this is! Mmmm!”*

[@Kind-Regards_Music]

😂

[@KirbyFan-js4ux]

Moaning yoda is crazy😂😅

[@RealWildWalter]

Fun fact: The Empire Strikes Out is a Lego Star Wars movie that used to be streamed on Cartoon Network

[@tenletters5889]

"(Moaning) Yoda..." Is the best line in star wars how dare you

[@charliezard64]

I think “You are being rescued” deserves #1

[@ThatLowBudgetGuy]

2:03 what did i ever do to you

[@BigDaddyStarWars]

Everything

[@rayanderson5797]

Don't listen to him, man. You threw out your own motivator to help R2 and that is heroic.

[@CaspianSteppe]

I was literally doing dishes in my kitchen at 1:22 and that bit about wasting time made me have to come back and comment it made me laugh so hard

[@LuckySketches]

Yoda: "If moan my name I knew someone would, hope it to be you I would not."

[@CheezeWheelz]

Rank every movie by their use of “I’ve got a bad feeling about this.”

[@RoninRaccoon30]

0:29 this right here is a man of culture and taste

[@systemverilog4727]

What a coincidence that the 87th lines of both phantom menace and rogue One happened to be such bangers.

[@tylerjansen02]

K2S0 is among the best droids in Star wars

[@kevingluys3063]

@@tylerjansen02 I'm really hoping that the rumors are true and he'll be in a Lego set next year

[@russman3787]

I know this is sacrilege but K2S0 carried Rogue One in a way R2-D2 never could have.

[@Dilligff]

@@russman3787 Because he had arms.

[@russman3787]

@@Dilligff lmao

[@viggofaber570]

another banger ranking, thank you!

[@__TK___]

2:32 yeah but Anakin thought: „I’m not a master. THATS INSULTING!“ *ignites lightsaber*

[@EbacArranges]

"Just the 87th line is arbitrary!" - haters "NO IT'S NOT" - true jedi

[@kitfistodajedi]

yeahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

[@patrickstewart3446]

Owen picked the Red one for the most logical reason: it was cheaper. 😁

[@TheManInBlueFlames]

I LOVE how he gets the name of the movies wrong every time!

[@BigDaddyStarWars]

is it not called the rise of Palpatine?

[@LithmusEarth]

Okay random video in my feed, but 4:35 then he points to the droid who's being tortured for all of time, yeah... that's pretty bad ass.

[@LithmusEarth]

5:11 I'll allow it, that sarcastic quip is kind of dope. I'd be interested to know HOW FAR into the movie these lines are, like, in some is it just that much less dialogue overall, or if it's packed in different places in the film, aka are some films just long.

[@markborishnikoff5485]

“I like hating on rey because it’s fun.” Idk why but that made me laugh.

[@Gamer-100percent]

2:57 omg that’s a powerful image

[@Savage01st]

Got a cool idea, Ranking every Star wars movie by off the first lightsaber ignition

[@couponingjunk6423]

0:12 it’s Rey. It’s gonna be bad. Well said, well said. Have a nice day, may the Force be with you

[@bryguytyguy]

“I just hate when people waste my time” Bro im LEAVING you’re mocking me 😂

[@catlovingtrio]

This is probably the highest I'll see the prequels on a dialogue ranking.

[@hoops237]

Genuinely one of the funniest channels I’ve came across. You’re vids are legend 😂😂

[@DZ-DizzyDumm]

Holy Schraffrilas, batman, this video is fantastic!

[@droopythepanda3072]

1:15 Oh god. It looks so much worse in the script.

[@teddy_scott36]

Was that the Line of 87? 😳

[@HenryTemperly-f6u]

In legends Vader did the whole “ as the last remaining member of this council “

[@AgentPrimus]

Bro R2 is the real MVP of starwars fr. He's forever coming in clutch EVERYTIME

[@Purpleninja7707]

Dying laughing the whole time. These videos are hilarious.

[@LLDJo]

Did the audio for the line from solo get cut? I'm only wearing my left earbud so maybe it was in the right? Am I going crazy?

[@InnerToast]

@@LLDJo literally me

[@Mrloophole]

It was muted for me.

[@alm2187]

When did the Lord of the Rings music start up around 1:40 there?

[@thatlycantomboy]

omg the video is at 87k views when I’m seeing it… how prophetic

[@Shoetheleft]

Rate each movie by the first time a character touches their hair

[@Louie_T]

Hating on Rey is truly one of the funnest activities in human existence 👍

[@Mrloophole]

Indeed, I do it Hourly.

[@JoelHobbs-e5m]

Couldn't agree more👍

[@couponingjunk6423]

Agreed

[@alexiserlexcc]

@Titanus_Gojir4 great actor, horrible character

[@Bennio2987]

@@Louie_T I personally like the sequels

[@DoctorWhyDesigns]

I love K2-SO. He's a droid who CAN pull your arm off if you lose.

[@TeddyCamp-yd4xy]

Omg finally i found this ive been wondering which starwars movie would be best based off 87th line forever

[@Everthyingsajoke]

1:24 this bit made me laugh

[@rayanderson5797]

You should rank each movie by the 501st clone or stormtrooper to appear on screen.

[@reim1004]

I swear we Star Wars fans are down bad that we come up with videos like this 😂

[@Star_Wars_Nerd_6J]

I've now seen the lego show, you were definitely the best actor/carecter.

[@D4C_Gaming]

"Congratulations, you are being rescued" is actually just the best line in fiction.

[@elliot_grooves]

Rank them by the 5th unique character that shows up

[@johnnycade.switchblade]

1:41 love the lotr music Star Wars 🤝LOTR

[@Lonect7]

True, the negotiations were short, but not as short as my trip to the subscribe button

[@sbeveboi4503]

This was the prefect opportunity to use the 4th or the 66th

[@ChrisPBacon-jn7fm]

IS THIS THE BITE OF 87?!?!

[@maciejjurkiewicz3176]

Clone Wars definitely deserves better place. How can you not appreciate excellent manners of Obi-Wan

[@karbazagarsonofzadnaon8238]

Lord of the Rings music in a Star Wars video. Interesting choice.

[@LeonardoAldana43]

3:54 my brother in Christ, you can't hear a thing

[@symeou._.p2005]

And people say Schaffrillas is the one ranking the Star Wars movies in weird ways.

[@shrekatemyonions]

“Now for number six (five?) is Solo” -Solo: “No it’s not” Welp boys, pack it up. The list is wrong.

[@greaterdanemark2397]

Rate them based on the amount of times they say “sand”

[@loganpraz2566]

1:10 it’s okay to be wrong sometimes

[@bioboy1819]

“Yoda….” Is a FAR better line than anything TLJ….

[@HunterParkermusic]

Now rank them by the context in which someone says “I have a bad feeling about this.”

[@johnnyhoang3969]

New vid idea: rank star wars movies by the 215th blink

[@jkgaming0565]

Next, do whatever line it is when Obi Wan says “It’s over Anakin, I have the high ground”

[@Camberry28]

3:24 I hope you got your “Coca Cola” (for everyone’s sake)

[@BigDaddyStarWars]

I was defiantly going to say that

[@LairdUSA]

Here before 10K. Love the vid dude

[@justaghostinthesea]

You've just discovered a new form of content

[@Star_Wars_Nerd_6J]

Letttttttssssssss goooooo!!! I love it when he posts!

[@adasb910]

If he only ranked the lines with 0 context rotj would be 1st

[@nicolaridolfi6510]

Luke: "Yoda..." Obi Wan: "You were right about one thing master, that line was short"

[@williamgrenness]

The ‘No it’s not’ came through in the back of my neck, it scared me

[@dekucake]

Damn, you beat Schafrillas to it!

[@trecsyuh729]

Was that the line of 87!?😮

[@spaghetti7762]

Rank them by the 162nd blink

[@L-1-A-M-o8m]

U gained a sub bro 🥶💪

[@friedpotato-_-]

Kylo Ren could've been such a good villain and he kind of was in The Force Awakens but the last two movies did him dirty. Disney ruined what could've been an amazing character/villain.

[@enderknight39]

3:36 Mecha-dendrites

[@lorenzobuero7115]

If n1 almosy losing to n2 (being n1 the reason why you picked the 87nth line) is wild, who would have guessed that rogue one would have such a good 87nth line

[@41-Haiku]

Well you were right about one thing. That line was 87th.

[@Fingerskiller420]

Rank the last line of all the characters who die

[@judeymans]

As a resident K-2SO fanboy you have no idea the amount of joy it brought me that his introductory line got Rogue One the spot where it did

[@maltev1961]

That's a fire lego display

[@saltedsword8852]

WOW IVE ALWAYS WONDERED, But I've also wondered how these films would rank based off their 7th character appearance

[@GravityGrid]

Rank every Movie by their opening crawl

[@Union_Jack_official]

@@GravityGrid that's way too normal

[@OwocowyMr]

finally some quality Star Wars content

[@tylerjansen02]

The dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural

[@tassiedevil3]

So, A new hope was number 9? Appears to have been cut, anyone know the 87th line from A New Hope?

[@4LoafOfDoge]

I love how this is a Star Wars video and channel yet the background music is lord of the rings

[@bobchuseby]

You forgot about that animated ewok movie

[@Goated_Kanye_tha_1st]

Rank Star Wars movies by how the first person gets shot

[@Lucien_Müller]

First time I'm early. Love the content and its a shame they cut your line in the lego show.