Disney Doesn't Understand Lightsabers

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Robot Head

Robot Head

5 жыл бұрын

Star Wars gave us the Lightsaber. Disney threw it away. Why doesn’t Disney understand Star Wars and especially the lightsaber? We all wanted one as a kid, now, not so much. I’ll also show you which movie Rian Johnson copied for the Throne Room scene. It will surprise you. What has Kathleen Kennedy done to Star Wars?
Thanks to the wonderful Drunk3PO for his “Rey” lightsaber photo / drunk3po (Tell him Robot Head sent you)
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@sundae_003
@sundae_003 4 жыл бұрын
How dare Disney call Anakin’s lightsaber Rey’s lightsaber
@VIDEYEshorts
@VIDEYEshorts 4 жыл бұрын
Because Anakin is dead, so its Rey´s lightsaber.
@wyvern5890
@wyvern5890 4 жыл бұрын
@@VIDEYEshorts it absolutely is not, nor will it ever be
@evandevore2627
@evandevore2627 4 жыл бұрын
@@VIDEYEshorts the piece of shit excuse of a character that is Rey does not deserve ownership of Anakin's lightsaber
@crillecrazy9122
@crillecrazy9122 4 жыл бұрын
Its reys light saber now just accept that.
@wyvern5890
@wyvern5890 4 жыл бұрын
@@crillecrazy9122 it isn't
@anakinskywalker4440
@anakinskywalker4440 3 жыл бұрын
As my son once said: "Talent without training is nothing"
@WolfGamez
@WolfGamez 3 жыл бұрын
When I saw this I thought: your son is very wise Then I saw your username lmao
@Argemia
@Argemia 3 жыл бұрын
@@Theunfriendlyneighborhoodman Well yes
@Mavis847
@Mavis847 3 жыл бұрын
@@Theunfriendlyneighborhoodman The son of both of you. So I guess he has two dads
@envos2955
@envos2955 3 жыл бұрын
@FBI • Federal Bureau of Investigation im so f*****g confused rn
@buttwiperindawfulevil2256
@buttwiperindawfulevil2256 3 жыл бұрын
I sense a vader vs anakin in the comments
@LukeDude759
@LukeDude759 11 ай бұрын
The fact that Finn's spine not only still existed but was completely functional after every single vertebra came into direct contact with a lightsaber so powerful and unstable it had to vent parts of the blade out the side is proof enough that Disney has no idea what the hell they're doing.
@polterpup4440
@polterpup4440 8 ай бұрын
Nobody complained when Dooku didn’t cut off Obi-Wan’s arm or leg in Attack of the Clones but now it’s such a big deal.
@rhamlet5290
@rhamlet5290 7 ай бұрын
@@TheLoopedSquare Good guy Grievous I guess
@ALJ9000
@ALJ9000 7 ай бұрын
@@polterpup4440 Laceration and dismemberment are very different injuries. In that fight, it was a nick from the blade, not completely slicing through the limbs
@platyhelminthes2877
@platyhelminthes2877 7 ай бұрын
Dooku cut Anakin's arm off in that very same fight - and this is also the movie where Zam gets her arm cut off, Jango gets decapitated, and hundreds of droids and Geonosians get chopped to pieces, all by lightsaber strikes. It really isn't a valid comparison. @@polterpup4440
@Oldmangrandpa.
@Oldmangrandpa. 3 ай бұрын
@@polterpup4440two diffrent injuries. Arm gone - wont kill you. Cut through the spine - paralyse or kill you (one or the other)
@Eralen00
@Eralen00 Жыл бұрын
that scene when qui gon is fighting darth maul and he just sits down to meditate in the middle of the fight, is one of my favorite scenes in all of star wars. It really shows how being a Jedi is about being calm, emptying your mind of distractions, and listening to the force
@chaelsonnen7947
@chaelsonnen7947 Жыл бұрын
Then he died.
@Eralen00
@Eralen00 Жыл бұрын
@@chaelsonnen7947 _"Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for your friends who transform into the force."_ -Master Yoda
@chaelsonnen7947
@chaelsonnen7947 Жыл бұрын
@@Eralen00 I’m undefeated, never lost a round of UFC in my entire career. Can’t relate to losing. Much less dying.
@honque3063
@honque3063 Жыл бұрын
@@chaelsonnen7947 i don't really see anyone on the ufc fighting with sharp object, much less a lightsaber
@beirch
@beirch Жыл бұрын
It's a cool scene and all, but fuck me does it annoy me every time that Obi-Wan doesn't just use force speed to sprint up to them instead of having to wait behind the barrier. Yes, it's a plot choice so Qui-Gon can die, but they both literally did that exact thing to escape from the destroyer droids earlier in the movie.
@generalgrievousgaming416
@generalgrievousgaming416 4 жыл бұрын
"Rey's lightsabers" Stress level 99%
@generalgrievousgaming416
@generalgrievousgaming416 4 жыл бұрын
@Max Gubbins yep 😁
@szIuc
@szIuc 4 жыл бұрын
hello there
@generalgrievousgaming416
@generalgrievousgaming416 4 жыл бұрын
@@szIuc general kenobi!
@andrewmietus4866
@andrewmietus4866 4 жыл бұрын
KENOBI?
@nhytarhalys5909
@nhytarhalys5909 4 жыл бұрын
I know you collect Lightsabers, General. But Rey's head would made a fine addition to a new collection.
@ultimagamer1163
@ultimagamer1163 4 жыл бұрын
Luke: **throws lightsaber** Grevious: **oh boy here I go collecting again**
@simpeliminator8748
@simpeliminator8748 4 жыл бұрын
Epic Giraffe rlly i fr didnt know that 😳😳
@simpeliminator8748
@simpeliminator8748 4 жыл бұрын
Ultima Gamer ever heard of a joke tho?😳
@grego-geek
@grego-geek 4 жыл бұрын
@Epic Giraffe If Palpatine can survive all this time, Grevious can easily
@Darth-vade123
@Darth-vade123 4 жыл бұрын
Luke throws the lightsaber and I said I'm done you I got turned off 15 mins in
@grego-geek
@grego-geek 4 жыл бұрын
@@Darth-vade123 I had the same feeling when I eard Palpatine voice in the trailer of The Rise of Fan Service
@theascendunt9960
@theascendunt9960 Жыл бұрын
I always loved how Jedi and even the Sith turned off their lightsabers when they weren't actively using it even in the midst of a battle. And only light it up just when they're about to come to blows again. It was cool, it showed restraint, control and it was fking BADASS!
@christianstephan7301
@christianstephan7301 Жыл бұрын
it also played into tension that the moment the lightsaber was activated - talking was over for the most part.
@ALJ9000
@ALJ9000 7 күн бұрын
What is your opinion of Trakata then?
@konrada1814
@konrada1814 Жыл бұрын
I never understood why Kylo Ren that was trained in Jedi arts from the day he was born got his assed kick by someone that never saw a lightsabre before.
@Relixification
@Relixification 6 ай бұрын
cant defeat a Mary Sue and the script.
@Imakeplaylists-in1pw
@Imakeplaylists-in1pw 6 ай бұрын
There's like a 30 year gap between the OT and ST. You'd think in all that time the New Order Luke built would have done their research on the traditional use of a lightsaber like in the PT. But apparently it was more convenient for the writers to just ignore all that carefully built lore over the years.
@Us3r739
@Us3r739 3 ай бұрын
Yea he should’ve killed finn and cut off Rey’s arm to set the stakes higher
@Us3r739
@Us3r739 3 ай бұрын
And for the love of god KEEP HIS FACE HIDDEN
@quigonnjinn4747
@quigonnjinn4747 3 жыл бұрын
It was a good thing i died before this Trilogy started
@towerbunga
@towerbunga 3 жыл бұрын
you died in the best one Qui-Gon Edit 1 year later: That's my opinion i get enough replies to this. Prequels are my personal favourite, classics are good and sequels are ok too.
@Theunfriendlyneighborhoodman
@Theunfriendlyneighborhoodman 3 жыл бұрын
Hello master to my master
@emildespair2358
@emildespair2358 3 жыл бұрын
Yo can you train me to become a jedi
@quigonnjinn4747
@quigonnjinn4747 3 жыл бұрын
@@Theunfriendlyneighborhoodman How's the little trick you never learned from anyone but still did?
@quigonnjinn4747
@quigonnjinn4747 3 жыл бұрын
@@emildespair2358 I'm afraid it might be too late for that, As I am dead
@yoshtrooper6938
@yoshtrooper6938 3 жыл бұрын
It just makes me so angry that They made anakin’s sacrifice useless
@darrenart2263
@darrenart2263 3 жыл бұрын
In the end, it was about true love and family...until Han abandons his son and Ben becomes the next sith pawn
@dkoo6866
@dkoo6866 3 жыл бұрын
Ur right . Never thought about that .
@xshadionytpx7891
@xshadionytpx7891 3 жыл бұрын
anakin is a failure who didnt help his family dies from breathing lol sheevy survives EXPLODING, and luke is a loser partying with ewoks while sheevy is kidnapping kids
@dakc.3498
@dakc.3498 3 жыл бұрын
They did the same thing in the eu so um...?
@outgoingblur
@outgoingblur 3 жыл бұрын
@@dakc.3498 Disney is still retarded for ruining a good series
@97pugthewhat32
@97pugthewhat32 Жыл бұрын
I think we can all agree that Star Wars was way better when it wasn't owned by Disney
@Carsooooon
@Carsooooon 11 ай бұрын
Yes everyone give me likes now!!!!
@genesknee3574
@genesknee3574 11 ай бұрын
Before 99% of all of the good universe, written over YEARS was turned into "legends" and removed from canon? Yes
@angmori172
@angmori172 11 ай бұрын
Disney made me actually appreciate the sequels. I used to do the good old 'shame they only ever made three' Schick, but now I actually watch them with fondness every now and again
@Kyleplaysgames567
@Kyleplaysgames567 9 ай бұрын
Yeah no shit.
@user-hk9nd3cu6r
@user-hk9nd3cu6r 7 ай бұрын
Controversial opinion: I like rebels more than the clone wars
@MrMan-sy4ev
@MrMan-sy4ev Жыл бұрын
The fight with Darth Maul was my favorite duel simply because of the choreography involved. Masterful execution. Loved it.
@ArniesTech
@ArniesTech Жыл бұрын
Ray Park was the best thing to ever happen to SW duels 🙏
@johanlebacq6683
@johanlebacq6683 4 жыл бұрын
Anakin: hey rey what is that thing you're holding Rey: a pure weapon Anakin: yeah i killed 30 younglings with it
@YanosProductions
@YanosProductions 4 жыл бұрын
SmileyPotato Radio the frog baby Yoda ate fought better than Rey
@joeloberholster
@joeloberholster 3 жыл бұрын
Not just the younglings, but the men and the women too
@minervaangeles4098
@minervaangeles4098 3 жыл бұрын
Ape- Man54 he slaughtered them
@kinagrill
@kinagrill 3 жыл бұрын
But wasn't that lightsaber lost on Bespin, along with a very rotten hand? Or did I miss their excuse for it being the Blus Saber rather than the Green one Luke made himself???
@gasuxaxancogarcia6230
@gasuxaxancogarcia6230 3 жыл бұрын
@@YanosProductions Jar Jar Binks fought better than Rey
@kiritosenpai1501
@kiritosenpai1501 3 жыл бұрын
Calling it rays Saber is the most disgusting sign of disrespect
@tenvelli
@tenvelli 3 жыл бұрын
I heard someone say that in the theater when I went to watch the last jedi. Super fucking annoying
@kamaleonreck3961
@kamaleonreck3961 3 жыл бұрын
*Fucking disgusting*
@BUSTER789
@BUSTER789 3 жыл бұрын
@@tenvelli DISPOSE OF THAT PERSON
@maximolga099
@maximolga099 3 жыл бұрын
who dares to call it rays saber, imma kill the ppl that call it like that and then imma go for a crusher and i will put them into it
@laughmouth
@laughmouth 3 жыл бұрын
I like how you wrote ray with small "r"
@MCFoxJedi101
@MCFoxJedi101 Жыл бұрын
fun fact: Mark Hamil didn't like doing the scene where he chucks the lightsaber behind him
@GalacticExplorer83
@GalacticExplorer83 Жыл бұрын
Fun fact: he probably hated the whole movie!
@madison-3325
@madison-3325 Жыл бұрын
He only actually did the movie because he knew if someone else played Luke, the movie would have been even worse
@Samtino20
@Samtino20 11 ай бұрын
Fun fact he hated doing all the sequels cuz he knew they were trash
@megusblegus
@megusblegus 7 ай бұрын
I feel like the toss was a good representation of how Luke has given up on the jedi and no longer wants to be part of it. Idk why people are hating on that particular scene
@Tosslehoff
@Tosslehoff 6 ай бұрын
@@megusblegus Because it totally contradicts everything about Luke's character, especially as we got to know him in the EU canon. They absolutely ruined the post-ep6 storyline.
@DanielS2001
@DanielS2001 Жыл бұрын
Now, apparently, thanks to the Obi-wan Kenobi series, anyone who isn’t Qui-Gon can take a stab to the chest with a lightsaber blade like it was the space version of getting shot in the knee.
@bigonionman1
@bigonionman1 Жыл бұрын
if your talking about the grand inquistor. his species has 2 stomaces and it only hit one of them
@grandelusion1148
@grandelusion1148 Жыл бұрын
@@bigonionman1 How many stomachs does reeva have? 😂
@bigonionman1
@bigonionman1 Жыл бұрын
@@grandelusion1148 ohhhhhhhhhh yeah i dont understand that one lol
@lizofthewoodlandrealm5553
@lizofthewoodlandrealm5553 Жыл бұрын
@@bigonionman1 So what you're saying is that we should train cows to be the next generation Jedi. Don't they have like 3/4? stomachs?
@spectroelectro3772
@spectroelectro3772 Жыл бұрын
​@@lizofthewoodlandrealm5553 their farts would detonate upon getting in contact with the lightsaber lets be real here
@joshvlogs904
@joshvlogs904 3 жыл бұрын
Love how Rey acts all depressed when holding the dude who killed her parents knife but then she’s happy to use the younglin slayer 5000
@rftheraptor839
@rftheraptor839 3 жыл бұрын
BEHOLD. THE Y O U N G L I N S L A Y E R 5 0 0 0
@Taojas
@Taojas 3 жыл бұрын
@@rftheraptor839 "SZZZZWAAAA..." _A Blinding Nimbus of Golden Light_
@underratedshow3988
@underratedshow3988 3 жыл бұрын
Weapons of chads.
@kittylitty01
@kittylitty01 3 жыл бұрын
@@underratedshow3988 it’s the chad of all weapons
@c.kiousis3663
@c.kiousis3663 3 жыл бұрын
How can people remember so many details from the last film? It's a blurry mess in my head.
@Bread853
@Bread853 3 жыл бұрын
Rey had a weekend retreat with Luke and now she’s a freaking Jedi master
@gaboneitormiaw
@gaboneitormiaw 3 жыл бұрын
Luke had a weekend retreat with Yoda and now he is a freaking jedi master
@Bread853
@Bread853 3 жыл бұрын
@@gaboneitormiaw you just missed the times lapse with Luke, he was there for months
@musa978
@musa978 3 жыл бұрын
@@gaboneitormiaw Did you watch the Originals or do you just say that, it was months of hard training, and a 900 year old Jedi teacher. What do you expect.
@gaboneitormiaw
@gaboneitormiaw 3 жыл бұрын
@@musa978 yeah, months of training and thats all you need to defeat a former jedi knight/lord sith who trained for decades in both sides of the force, who developed his own fight style with the saber, and last but not least, is the guy with more midiclhorians in the galaxy
@musa978
@musa978 3 жыл бұрын
@@gaboneitormiaw Bruh, he got clapped by Anakin, did you even watch the original trilogy, if you didn't I suggest you rewatch it to educate yourself. Luke lost to Vader, then when Palps used force lighting on Luke, Vader turned to the light side and threw Palatine down the shaft. Yes, Luke cut off Vader's hand, because Vader was trying to turn him to the light.
@riicky83
@riicky83 Жыл бұрын
The other part about Disney not understanding Lightsabers is how they keep using it like a regular sword instead of a fencing sword. The entire blade is dangerous even with a gentle poke. keep them at a distance and just jab them to death rather than trying to get in close to slice a body part off.
@chaosenforcerdhm969
@chaosenforcerdhm969 8 ай бұрын
Well the same reason the prequels and the original did it the rule of cool
@massivecowbreakout7555
@massivecowbreakout7555 3 ай бұрын
Practical swordplay and cinematic swordplay are different
@TheWorstestPro
@TheWorstestPro Ай бұрын
They can both look good, practical swordplay can look way better@@massivecowbreakout7555
@mk3a
@mk3a Жыл бұрын
4 years later, I now realise that Warner Bros. (or even Paramount) would have treated Star Wars and Lucasfilm better. UPDATE: F*ck, this aged poorly
@Valhalla05
@Valhalla05 9 ай бұрын
With how Paramount treated the Halo series, I doubt they would have been much better than what we got.
@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro
@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro 5 ай бұрын
Let’s not forget the monstrous mistreatment of DC on film by Warner bros. I don’t think any of these film studios could handle Star Wars properly
@finkamain1621
@finkamain1621 4 ай бұрын
@@Valhalla05 I'd honestly rather MGM. Paramount is good but is hit or miss with their catalogue, but Warner Bros sucks. Serious movies usually have toilet humor and they need to have some Looney Tunes reference in their movies for their soy audiences memberberries
@warriorcatsmlp5447
@warriorcatsmlp5447 3 жыл бұрын
It's not Disney doesn't understand lightsabers, it's Disney doesn't understand star wars.
@matthewfioravaniti6084
@matthewfioravaniti6084 3 жыл бұрын
No Disney doesn't care about anything but $$$$$$. I told my son they would ruin it and the did.
@joacosplace3670
@joacosplace3670 3 жыл бұрын
@@matthewfioravaniti6084 true
@bippityboppity1239
@bippityboppity1239 3 жыл бұрын
rian johnson did, but jj didnt
@warriorcatsmlp5447
@warriorcatsmlp5447 3 жыл бұрын
@@bippityboppity1239 well then, i'll take that into consideration.
@mohithmanoj4363
@mohithmanoj4363 3 жыл бұрын
Right you are i think they should stick with making princess stuff and leave all hardcore stuffs to others
@ulooknicetoday2488
@ulooknicetoday2488 3 жыл бұрын
The most infuriating part is that after all this it’s called “Rey’s lightsaber”
@maxlerman754
@maxlerman754 3 жыл бұрын
She built a fuckin new one so why isn't THAT one her lightsaber and the original one branded Anakin's
@ulooknicetoday2488
@ulooknicetoday2488 3 жыл бұрын
Max Lerman I’m talking about the one that he showed at the end of the video, calm down buddy
@maxlerman754
@maxlerman754 3 жыл бұрын
@@ulooknicetoday2488 Yea so am I dude, I'm agreeing with you :D
@ulooknicetoday2488
@ulooknicetoday2488 3 жыл бұрын
Max Lerman o, I see... my bad lol
@CygnusTheSilly
@CygnusTheSilly 3 жыл бұрын
I liked even when there was 66 likes eat shit the Senate I am the real dark lord of the sith
@bemeek
@bemeek 8 ай бұрын
Since this video released, three people have been stabbed with a lightsaber and survived. lol
@yinyangyt8749
@yinyangyt8749 Жыл бұрын
The prequel duels are always the best. Especially the duel between Anakin and Obi Wan in Revenge of the Sith
@Wayhoo
@Wayhoo 3 жыл бұрын
Worst part is, the ENTIRE reason anakin turned to the dark side, is because he wanted to learn force healing. ALL the pain and suffering, confusion, betrayal, and everything that made anakins big sacrifice was because he wanted to save padme with force healing. And guess what? Out of nowhere, Rey can use force healing. Wow, what a joke of a character.
@oscarin13
@oscarin13 3 жыл бұрын
To be fair, even Grogu knew how to use force healing and dude had only been a Padawan and had very little recollection of his past (though pretty much everytime he used his powers he fell asleep immediately thereafter) and Rey had the ancient Jedi texts to learn from.
@Wayhoo
@Wayhoo 3 жыл бұрын
@@oscarin13 What are you on about? 1st of all, I never said ANYTHING about the mandalorian. Second of all, Rey had little to no training.
@dhilipans5412
@dhilipans5412 3 жыл бұрын
Fuck disney . They just wanted the money and milked it
@lukethegreat3244
@lukethegreat3244 3 жыл бұрын
I mean all force users could use force healing in the kotor games
@AzureFairy
@AzureFairy 3 жыл бұрын
@@lukethegreat3244 But KOTORs had, well, you know, Revan or Meetra Surik as their main characters, so we can't compare them with other 99% force users
@mjtchj
@mjtchj 4 жыл бұрын
I really miss 2 seconds ago when I didn’t know what Reylo was.
@AbrasiveCorn
@AbrasiveCorn 4 жыл бұрын
Me too
@renn.1ie
@renn.1ie 4 жыл бұрын
me too
@nathanmcclain5203
@nathanmcclain5203 4 жыл бұрын
Obi-Wan Kenobi Thanks for warning me!
@ShinyGarchompGaming
@ShinyGarchompGaming 4 жыл бұрын
Hello master of the high ground
@hekk8057
@hekk8057 4 жыл бұрын
Me too
@Malbruhchi
@Malbruhchi Жыл бұрын
i would say the reason kylo's saber didn't cut straight through finn was because his crystal was cracked causing the blade to be weaker, but you can see kylo ren ignite his blade right through han solo, and rey slashed kylo with lukes old saber and his crystal is completely fine. disney lightsabers truly do not make any sense
@Aaa-vp6ug
@Aaa-vp6ug 11 ай бұрын
It’s still incredibly stupid, even if it was HALF as strong, it should of done sever irreversible damage, it WIPED OUT HIS ENTIRE SPINE!
@yusufraage8554
@yusufraage8554 11 ай бұрын
since when is a damaged kyber crystal weak. Since Disney's Star Wars.
@ingongo25
@ingongo25 10 ай бұрын
I think it didn't cut through Finn because he just attacked with the tip, but yeah, such a coincidence that every time a character makes a cut on someone's body, they happen to cut just with the tip and not with the side...
@polterpup4440
@polterpup4440 8 ай бұрын
That doesn’t make sense. What about when Dooku poked Obi-Wan’s arm and leg in Attack of the Clones? The crystal in Dooku’s saber wasn’t cracked.
@ALJ9000
@ALJ9000 7 ай бұрын
@@polterpup4440 Grazed with the blade, vs. sliced up the back with a good length of the blade
@phicks7963
@phicks7963 8 ай бұрын
My favorite Lightsaber moment is Modern star wars is when Din-Djarin (Mando) Slices his Leg open with the Darksaber in the middle of a fight. Mind you Mando is a highly skilled warrior and knows his way around a Melee weapon such as a sword better than a lot of people in the Galaxy. If Disney had been going for realistic Finn would've sliced his head off on accident with Anakin's lightsaber, Finn has only ever trained with Blasters
@zGrif.
@zGrif. 3 жыл бұрын
Luke: what is this? Obi-wan: it's your father's lightsaber. He murdered 14 children with it.
@verdugo5242
@verdugo5242 3 жыл бұрын
Luke: Is it possible to learn this power?
@zacmumblethunder7466
@zacmumblethunder7466 3 жыл бұрын
Luke:. Eeew Obi Wan: It's ok, it's been cleaned since then.
@MWII973
@MWII973 3 жыл бұрын
Verdugo Not as a Jedi
@elvenbuttress
@elvenbuttress 3 жыл бұрын
Did you count the amount of Jedi youngling corpses?
@dpray96
@dpray96 3 жыл бұрын
@@zacmumblethunder7466 How do you clean the blade of a lightsaber?
@plantingcactus2852
@plantingcactus2852 4 жыл бұрын
Kylo: I will kill the last jedi! Luke: Wrong *Directed by Disney*
@vegnachaos
@vegnachaos 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah Disney did that
@coconutthecockatiel478
@coconutthecockatiel478 4 жыл бұрын
Disney ruined Star Wars. Why would they do that? Why???
@zeppelin6125
@zeppelin6125 4 жыл бұрын
*LOL*
@theexorcist459
@theexorcist459 4 жыл бұрын
Planting Cactus Luke: WRONG BUDDY BOI
@paulkingsweeney3
@paulkingsweeney3 4 жыл бұрын
Reminder natural born killas was Disney . Disney has always owned miramax films
@Comaxwolf
@Comaxwolf 7 ай бұрын
Can we also mention how Kylo gets shot with a bow caster, which is more powerful than a regular blaster, and not only is the worst damage just a limp, but it bleeds. When someone gets shot/stabbed/cut with these weapons, the heat immediately cauterizes the wound. We need to either completely remove or at least tone done plot armor.
@stanislausklim7794
@stanislausklim7794 6 ай бұрын
Well his grandmother did land crotch-first onto that beast on Geonosis in AOTC. Genetics!
@Comaxwolf
@Comaxwolf 6 ай бұрын
@@stanislausklim7794 fair enough lol
@brendanfligger1669
@brendanfligger1669 Күн бұрын
I mean, blaster wounds produced blood and viscera in the original star wars novels, but it never made it to screen for obvious reasons. Why they wouldn't just have Kylo pass out from blood loss to make sure he stays looking strong is beyond me, but hey, hindsight is 20/20
@Psusanoo
@Psusanoo Жыл бұрын
If anything, Fin wielding a lightsaber would be a great demonstration of why it is a Jedi weapon. Kylo could just toy with Fin, making it a game of cat and mouse.
@luvvsushi6581
@luvvsushi6581 3 жыл бұрын
I liked a man slaughtering children more than a girl thinking she’s a Skywalker.
@charliebland9397
@charliebland9397 3 жыл бұрын
I did to
@thomassabalbaro1868
@thomassabalbaro1868 3 жыл бұрын
"Me too kid," - Mr. Incredible
@jpeg248
@jpeg248 3 жыл бұрын
She tech is she was made just like ani who is also a Palpatine lmao
@thetwelfthdoctor9892
@thetwelfthdoctor9892 3 жыл бұрын
I think even the children that were slaughtered liked him more than that girl.
@hokagegames879
@hokagegames879 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah
@ivanmurphey3873
@ivanmurphey3873 4 жыл бұрын
Good excuse for that terrible fight scene is “it’s the force”
@SleepyFen
@SleepyFen 4 жыл бұрын
Idk about calling it a "good" excuse though.
@vivibangtan0613
@vivibangtan0613 4 жыл бұрын
it's the best excuse for almost any problem in star wars
@MidnightAssass1n
@MidnightAssass1n 4 жыл бұрын
“That’s not how the force works!”
@mogcmasterofgc158
@mogcmasterofgc158 4 жыл бұрын
@@MidnightAssass1n I was gonna say that!
@terrped7710
@terrped7710 4 жыл бұрын
That’s a good excuse for every Star Wars movie Disney released
@jopaslona1
@jopaslona1 Жыл бұрын
I remember when I was little kid in 2007 or something I just ended watching all the Star Wars episodes, I watched them over and over again, and when I was done, I asked my dad, when will the new Star Wars episode come out. He said it will be in 2015. It felt like so long period of time back then! And then, in 2015 me and my father, true fans of Star Wars universe went to the cinema, we took best seats, I was full of childhood memories and had long time true fan attitude and then this shit appeared on the screen. I had never been so disappointed in something, haven`t watched any Star Wars fiction ever since, and seems like never will. Fuck disney dude
@EpicJoshua314
@EpicJoshua314 Жыл бұрын
Well, you and your dad are just overly critical and very nitpicky. If your past cannot be overcome then you are not a true Star Wars fan. Nothing can ever be truly good; nothing can ever be truly bad. It's our love for Star Wars that unites us.
@do_not_at_me_bro
@do_not_at_me_bro 11 ай бұрын
​@@EpicJoshua314 that's a no true scottsman fallacy you just pulled
@EpicJoshua314
@EpicJoshua314 11 ай бұрын
@@do_not_at_me_bro Ehh… no.
@pallavparmar9818
@pallavparmar9818 Жыл бұрын
This is why I like the prequels the most. In the prequels I heard they had to slow down fights in editing before because their were to fast. In the more modern Star Wars they could speed them up 10x and it would still look meh.
@EpicJoshua314
@EpicJoshua314 Жыл бұрын
Amazing! Every word of what you just said in the last sentence... was wrong.
@XM.00
@XM.00 3 жыл бұрын
"Rey's lightsaber" Anakin: LIAR!
@CraftageNate
@CraftageNate 3 жыл бұрын
Also Anakin: "YOU BROUGHT HER HERE TO KILL ME!!" They did my boy so bad.
@emperorredabilitysfollowin2753
@emperorredabilitysfollowin2753 3 жыл бұрын
Why he did that to me
@CraftageNate
@CraftageNate 3 жыл бұрын
@@emperorredabilitysfollowin2753 simple. You became a plot device, nothing more
@pohenixwielki3178
@pohenixwielki3178 3 жыл бұрын
General Grievous: Mine fine addition!!!
@zub41r75
@zub41r75 3 жыл бұрын
Star wars: Let it go Disney! Let it go. Disney: you have turned them against me Star Wars: you have done that yourself. With your lust for money and virtue signalling.
@lordporgstudios
@lordporgstudios 3 жыл бұрын
My 17 year old cousin literally walked out of The Last Jedi halfway through and didn't even see Episode 9. He had the right idea.
@TheOmegazerox
@TheOmegazerox 3 жыл бұрын
I gave 8 a try hoping it would be better then 7. I did watch the hole movie but it convinced me this so called sequel to one of the greatest movies of all time was not gonna work. My parents even wanted to watch 9 when it came to disney+ and I refused to watch it.
@lordporgstudios
@lordporgstudios 3 жыл бұрын
@@zay7383 It doesn't I was just saying that
@lordporgstudios
@lordporgstudios 3 жыл бұрын
@@zay7383 idk I just felt like I should it doesn't matter man
@stymiemcballs835
@stymiemcballs835 3 жыл бұрын
@@lordporgstudios that dude is annoying ignore him.
@lordporgstudios
@lordporgstudios 3 жыл бұрын
@@stymiemcballs835 yeah
@theprussian4616
@theprussian4616 8 ай бұрын
You should do an update to this, there is so much more lightsaber breaking content out there
@davidtatro7457
@davidtatro7457 Жыл бұрын
George Lucas originally wanted to call them laser swords. He was rightfully talked out of it, insofar as "light saber" has become far more memorable and iconic, even though they in no way resemble actual sabers. But he couldn't resist sprinkling his original name for them into the prequels, which is why young Anakin calls it a laser sword. And really, laser sword is a much more accurate but less poetic name. Apart from that point, l agree that Disney doesn't understand light sabers or really anything else about SW.
@regularman5914
@regularman5914 Жыл бұрын
I think people focus on the smallest dumbest details on the sequels just to call them terrible movies, in my viewpoint these lightsabers are just laser blades, use them however you like
@dadian803
@dadian803 Жыл бұрын
@@regularman5914 It's still dumb tbh. Smallest? I doubt that. It's dumb and what a terrible trilogy.
@Laneous14
@Laneous14 Жыл бұрын
@@regularman5914 No one gives a shit about your viewpoint, kid,
@FuzzyGlowCar
@FuzzyGlowCar Жыл бұрын
What source are you citing to support your claim that Lucas originally wanted to call them laser swords and who "talked him out of it?" There is only one interview where Lucas uses the phrase "laser sword" but that in no way supports your claims.
@NaNNaNNaNNaNNaN
@NaNNaNNaNNaNNaN Жыл бұрын
​@@regularman5914Jesus fucking Christ. If you say that you have no actual understanding of the lightsabers. They are not just laser swords. The blade is generated by the cyber crystal, which is connected through the force with the one who found it and used it to create the saber. The crystal is the reflection of it's user, and the user can only get the crystal if they are force sensetive and only through a trial that helps them to become a better person. If you’re not the original user the weapon will feel heavy and it will resist your will. The hilt itself also reflects the user. I find your lack of understanding disturbing.
@legendairyfree4058
@legendairyfree4058 3 жыл бұрын
Those Red Guards: “I’ll try spinning, that’s a good trick!”
@DraknightDragon
@DraknightDragon 3 жыл бұрын
Magnaguards would slap Praetorian guards (The red guards)
@fern7409
@fern7409 3 жыл бұрын
Grievous approves ( *COUGH* )
@thecaptain5026
@thecaptain5026 3 жыл бұрын
It was a horrible scene. The choreography was terrible.
3 жыл бұрын
Anakin's words
@Theunfriendlyneighborhoodman
@Theunfriendlyneighborhoodman 3 жыл бұрын
@ yed
@wujek7616
@wujek7616 4 жыл бұрын
0:02 this is your father's lightsaber. He slaughtered like 30 kids with it.
@gargamel679
@gargamel679 4 жыл бұрын
Luke: "that number will get higher" *Goes to an orphan on some planet*
@armoredgeese9994
@armoredgeese9994 4 жыл бұрын
0:06 an elegant weapon, from a more civilized age.. of slaughtering multiple children for political gain.
@weefee0822
@weefee0822 4 жыл бұрын
Ahh that’s rad
@doofkos
@doofkos 4 жыл бұрын
Good for Luke it didn't show him this massacre in a wierd vision.
@shadowdoggo6163
@shadowdoggo6163 4 жыл бұрын
WHAT THE FUCK
@Epsilon246
@Epsilon246 Жыл бұрын
Just some comments I'd like to make. I can see a lightsaber doing surface level damage if it just "barely" touches someone, it is a little odd to see it happen so often. Another thing, it has never been the case that you need to be force sensitive to weild a lightsaber. It's just that without the force making one without it exploding is near impossible, so Anakins sabre should have stayed broken. Also the way they work gives them extremely weird momentum, which is why you don't see many non-force sensitives picking one up.
@zizochemlali4639
@zizochemlali4639 Жыл бұрын
For the prequels they had to slow down the actors fighting to catch all the action Here they have to speed it up and it still looks like it came out of iMovie
@RC-7206
@RC-7206 Жыл бұрын
I think they told Ewan and Ray to slow down, because they thought the viewers might think the fight wasn't real.
@grimfate6612
@grimfate6612 4 жыл бұрын
Darth Maul: Gets Cut in Half Also Darth Maul: Tis but a scratch
@jacktomozz2802
@jacktomozz2802 4 жыл бұрын
A SCRATCH🤣
@nemquanto8210
@nemquanto8210 4 жыл бұрын
Just a flesh wound
@charliegriffiths147
@charliegriffiths147 4 жыл бұрын
Hey everybody knows that being slashed in two and falling like a thousand feet into a running engine core is never fatal
@grimfate6612
@grimfate6612 4 жыл бұрын
@@charliegriffiths147 Exactly
@matth7952
@matth7952 4 жыл бұрын
I’ll bite yer legs off!
@iizhoneybadger
@iizhoneybadger 4 жыл бұрын
In the fight between Obi-wan and Maul they had to slow it down because they were so good at it that they thought it wouldn’t look believable. Now people can kick three guys at a time.
@furiousstudios4438
@furiousstudios4438 4 жыл бұрын
I wonder if an un-slowed version is still out there..
@thomaswilson5029
@thomaswilson5029 4 жыл бұрын
hoping in the kenobi movie we get those sick ass lightsaber battles at least once... maybe against maul? its obvious the difference in skill between the modern "jedi" and those of the prequels. they did an okay job with vader in the end of rogue one but he was only slicing down people.
@failure4452
@failure4452 4 жыл бұрын
I know, it’s epic. They were doing it SO fast they had to edit the scene.
@daniloevangelists8237
@daniloevangelists8237 4 жыл бұрын
@BadAim Ray Parker.
@goat6354
@goat6354 4 жыл бұрын
@@furiousstudios4438 Speed up to 1.25x on youtube
@sliceserve234
@sliceserve234 Жыл бұрын
I remember watching 8 in the theatre, not that long ago. The first half I was mildly disappointed, then the second half I kept telling myself to leave the theatre as my anger at the ineptitude of the script was unremitting, but somehow I forced myself to stay to see "the end." I should have left and never turned back.
@Blanko_nopico
@Blanko_nopico Жыл бұрын
I'm still confused as to how Kylo lost that first fight with Rey I mean he was a hit with a blaster bolt previously, and maybe he was just cocky as well, but she never held a lightsaber before whereas I assume you spend your time training with one rather frequently.
@Reliken
@Reliken Жыл бұрын
He was hit with a WOOKIEE BOWCASTER. Go back and watch what that thing does to stormtroopers. It throws them against fuckin' walls like they were hit with a wrecking ball. Kylo took one and is bleeding and still going. That's why he's able to lose.
@polterpup4440
@polterpup4440 8 ай бұрын
He was wounded pretty badly. So badly in fact that it’s understandable that an untrained Rey could have beaten him. The fact that he did so well while injured is impressive.
@thefather2904
@thefather2904 3 жыл бұрын
Rey: becomes Jedi just like that Jedi masters: years of academy training wasted!
@herosshade2247
@herosshade2247 3 жыл бұрын
66 likes, no one dare touch it
@kumarsnehal1008
@kumarsnehal1008 3 жыл бұрын
69th like
@DetectiveDavid9
@DetectiveDavid9 3 жыл бұрын
Ja, Irgendwie wahr
@dinorazor3413
@dinorazor3413 3 жыл бұрын
who is rey?
@justsomeguywithamask2784
@justsomeguywithamask2784 3 жыл бұрын
I read that in Yoda voice out of pure instinct 😂
@davibasso_
@davibasso_ 4 жыл бұрын
That is ANAKIN’S lightsaber, not Rey’s, not Luke’s
@eh2587
@eh2587 4 жыл бұрын
No, it general Grievous's fine addition
@pygargueelysias6409
@pygargueelysias6409 4 жыл бұрын
I'm so sorry to say it.. but it is..; it's legaly her lightsaber... Anakin's dead, luke lost it but doesn't want it anymore, maz found it and gave it to Rey that finaly accepted it.
@snipers_candybar8759
@snipers_candybar8759 4 жыл бұрын
Legally ha Anakin made it weld it and clashed it to siths lightsaber as Ben Kenobi said “your FATHERS lightsaber”
@jedi_cat_l4976
@jedi_cat_l4976 4 жыл бұрын
Yes! The green one is Luke's, the yellow one is Rey's, and the blue one is Anakin's!
@cyanomicro4429
@cyanomicro4429 4 жыл бұрын
Thar WAS Anakin's
@marjimhip8487
@marjimhip8487 Жыл бұрын
The worst part about seeing all of these obviously unacceptable mistakes that they’re making is realizing that you have about as much imagination as an online streaming service being owned and operated by a soulless corporate entity.
@danieljustinperezperez4901
@danieljustinperezperez4901 8 ай бұрын
Lightsabers back then: a really powerful weapon that can literally cut through anything Lightsabers now: glowing baseball bats
@rocken1289
@rocken1289 4 жыл бұрын
Who else thinks that George Lucas regrets selling Star Wars now?
@VictorJulioHurtado
@VictorJulioHurtado 4 жыл бұрын
Nah. He knew there was nothing else to do with it and sold it. He did keep the toy rights though.
@domosrage5434
@domosrage5434 4 жыл бұрын
Why would he regret making shit tons of money
@Mallchad
@Mallchad 4 жыл бұрын
It wasn't all bad. Now Jedi Fallen Order exists.
@YouAlreadyKnowBabi
@YouAlreadyKnowBabi 4 жыл бұрын
Mallchad Fallen Order man, what an amazing fucking game! Cal is the man
@Operation_Bagel
@Operation_Bagel 4 жыл бұрын
George Lucas himself said he feels betrayed by what Disney did
@lukes8557
@lukes8557 3 жыл бұрын
Honestly Anakin must be so mad that Rey buried his lightsaber in SAND!
@theskyisteal8346
@theskyisteal8346 3 жыл бұрын
It's not Anakin's: it's Rey's.
@lukes8557
@lukes8557 3 жыл бұрын
@@theskyisteal8346 shut the absolute fuck up the crystal inside responds to his specific force powers NOT Rey’s which was established when Rey built her own lightsaber Edit: I realize now that this was probably a joke
@Ealsante
@Ealsante 3 жыл бұрын
"Bitch I spent my whole life trying to get OFF that desert rock"
@Rohit-gu7pc
@Rohit-gu7pc 3 жыл бұрын
Anakin hates sand
@weskintime4177
@weskintime4177 3 жыл бұрын
@@theskyisteal8346 you’re not just wrong, you’re stupid.
@xthax9718
@xthax9718 Жыл бұрын
my left ear enjoyed the intro
@guardduck6614
@guardduck6614 Жыл бұрын
In my opinion, Rouge One had an incredible exciting and thrilling story. It had plenty of action and great canon story that I very much enjoyed and was entertained by. Kathleen Kennedy's comment about this masterpiece of story, characters, and drama shows just how much she and Disney really know and care about this franchise and this story. I also love how they put flex seal on ANAKIN'S lightsaber after it was ripped apart.
@paulhenderman4584
@paulhenderman4584 4 жыл бұрын
Vader makes it look like his lightsabre is light and he's in control, kylo makes it look like he's carrying a sledge hammer
@bxnkilla9680
@bxnkilla9680 4 жыл бұрын
Joe Calver to be fair it does look good the way kylo swings it like he does it kind of suits him
@paulhenderman4584
@paulhenderman4584 4 жыл бұрын
@@bxnkilla9680 yeah sort of, I always thought the elegancy of how darth Vader used his was more intimidating and makes him look better at using lightsabre than kylo
@thebusch8141
@thebusch8141 4 жыл бұрын
For real
@bk_______
@bk_______ 4 жыл бұрын
​@@bxnkilla9680 I have to diagree with you. A sword or light saber should not be used as a baseball bat. Everyone who even has the slightest knowlege of propper swordsmanship would know that. He uses highly telegraphed swings and never holds a propper guard. He should be dead within two seconds fighting someone who has traning with anny wepon. I dont think that suits a guy that should at leat have a couple years of training.
@everythingispose-able2543
@everythingispose-able2543 4 жыл бұрын
@@bk_______ I think it is supposed to show his cocky attitude. Its a sort of ennui flavor to show he is bored and annoyed to have to bother with an actual fight. His personality type wouldn't tolerate being trained for precision when he can force push/choke most any opponent who was more skilled. Also something neglected to consider when judging fights or individual skills is the invisible force against force struggles. Perhaps many moves are being played out and cancelled at that level and the physical swings are just the only gap that is found by an opponent at that time. Would explain some of what seem to be poor choices or lack of defense if one swing is really preceded by multiple virtual parrys ... Or in the case of as force user against a non user it could be that they were briefly immobilized - like that Rey vs missing blade guy. At least that is what I would say if i was responsible for that crappy scene.
@seF40CGT
@seF40CGT 4 жыл бұрын
Imagine thinking the lightsaber is anyone else’s but Anakins. It’s not Luke’s and it’s sure as shit not Reys.
@joshuadixon8510
@joshuadixon8510 4 жыл бұрын
Be he's dead, so it would be his son's right?
@awasdq7684
@awasdq7684 4 жыл бұрын
@@joshuadixon8510 it stays with the person who made it but if we wanted to do it the legal way it still wouldnt be his
@sophiebooker9583
@sophiebooker9583 4 жыл бұрын
At least Luke had it for a reason, there was meaning and it was a family treasure. Wtf did Rey do? Rey ‘skywalker’ my ass. Hate the sequels they literally have no context with the rest of Star Wars
@k_airo
@k_airo 4 жыл бұрын
Rey and Ben destroying it was rather symbolic... and not in a good way
@ethanator8265
@ethanator8265 4 жыл бұрын
I think it was because she was the user at the time, but they should change it back because she has her own
@kooidude
@kooidude Жыл бұрын
The main thing about Disney and Star Wars is that I just don't think Disney has literally any idea or motivation on how to continue the universe. They can deem the clone wars good enough to finish, and finish that with what I would call one of the greatest lightsaber fights in all of star wars, they can make two good seasons of the Mandolorain, which takes place before the new trilogy, and they can make a new Obi-wan series, why? Because it's all territory that the fans have knowledge about *already*. Disney just doesn't have a original bone in their body when it comes to Star Wars, and it shows
@EpicJoshua314
@EpicJoshua314 Жыл бұрын
Amazing! Every word of what you just said... was wrong.
@Schmeeek
@Schmeeek 8 ай бұрын
Anyone back after Ashoka release?😂
@Luca.294
@Luca.294 3 жыл бұрын
The mandolorian really did luke good in his hallway scene, I really wish they presented him like that in the sequels instead of some homeless hobo
@purplee_.
@purplee_. 3 жыл бұрын
lol but the cgi scares me D:
@Supermarine-Spitfire-mk-IX
@Supermarine-Spitfire-mk-IX 3 жыл бұрын
He looked more like episode 5 Luke then post-episode 6 Luke
@waddlyducky1518
@waddlyducky1518 2 жыл бұрын
@@purplee_. lmao he was barely allowed to move cos it would screw up the cgi
@PULVERIZER01
@PULVERIZER01 2 жыл бұрын
'Homeless' and 'hobo' mean the same thing... It's like when Kathleen Kennedy said "Significally important" But i get your point...
@orue5499
@orue5499 2 жыл бұрын
the mandalorian was good but the cgi was a bit too noticable during way too many scenes (not talking about the luke scene, im talking about smoke effects, sparks and stuff like that, also in certain scenes we see blasters leaving a scorch mark on din djarins armour but in other scenes they dont even leave a scratch)
@Mr_Lookalike
@Mr_Lookalike 3 жыл бұрын
Once I sold out everything went off the rails Edit: I wish Dave Floni owned star wars
@anakinskinwalker1724
@anakinskinwalker1724 3 жыл бұрын
George, this is Hayden. How do you feel now that they've destroyed my lightsaber ILLEGALLY!
@caleb7551
@caleb7551 3 жыл бұрын
Take a seat, young SkyLucas
@anakinskinwalker1724
@anakinskinwalker1724 3 жыл бұрын
@@caleb7551 Wait-
@AenemicTOOL
@AenemicTOOL 3 жыл бұрын
Take a seat Skywalker!
@anakinskinwalker1724
@anakinskinwalker1724 3 жыл бұрын
@@AenemicTOOL Forgive me, Master
@1eloe71
@1eloe71 Жыл бұрын
kenobi even once said: your lightsaber is your life, or any thing close to that!
@gandalfwiz20007
@gandalfwiz20007 Жыл бұрын
I still pretend episodes 7 + don't exist
@prest1ge757
@prest1ge757 3 жыл бұрын
Star Wars Lore: So there are 7 forms of Lightsaber Combat, there’s- Sequels: Ight so I started swinging
@goroakechi6126
@goroakechi6126 3 жыл бұрын
I’m a better duelist than Rey, and I’ve never picked up a real sword!
@NotSkynut
@NotSkynut 3 жыл бұрын
Just mash the X button until your opponent's defence breaks and then one shot them with another x mash.....
@CygnusTheSilly
@CygnusTheSilly 3 жыл бұрын
@@youtubeenjoyer-pf3tu hell yeah we do
@nathanjonsson6467
@nathanjonsson6467 Жыл бұрын
Who would have taught them the 7 forms of lightsaber combat if all knowledge of it was wiped out with o66
@LuccaDoesStuff
@LuccaDoesStuff 2 жыл бұрын
I remember having one “friend” in primary school who thought lightsabers were called “life savers” and thought Star Wars was set in the future. But he still understood Star Wars a lot more than Disney.
@Neko.091
@Neko.091 2 жыл бұрын
This is what the kids call a "sick burn."
@Boi-A12
@Boi-A12 2 жыл бұрын
I used to call them life savers as well
@danteedud4724
@danteedud4724 2 жыл бұрын
I had called them life savers until I was 4. Then I felt real stupid when I found out they were light sabers
@KarmaDrip
@KarmaDrip 2 жыл бұрын
Anyone remember "Dark Vader?"
@Boi-A12
@Boi-A12 2 жыл бұрын
@@KarmaDrip lmao no
@BarbeqdBrwniez
@BarbeqdBrwniez Жыл бұрын
I think the entire sequel series would have been better if Rey struggled with using the light saber as a sword and then retrofitted it onto the end of her staff and used it as a spear. I think that simple ideological change would have not only improved the series just through rippling better story arcs, but it also would have made more sense for her, and it would have made sense how Finn could use it since a spear is MUCH closer to that baton thing we see that apparently FO troops are trained with.
@madison-3325
@madison-3325 Жыл бұрын
Or if she at least created a double bladed one
@BarbeqdBrwniez
@BarbeqdBrwniez Жыл бұрын
@@madison-3325 eh, but that wouldn't be something ironically "hers" ya know?
@DenverStarkey
@DenverStarkey Жыл бұрын
the difference in choreography is that in the prequels they were designing the fights to look like one person was actually trying to kill the other, and then had the other person just defend before switching around who was attacking and who was defending in a sequence. it looks like real fighting that way, with realistic looking attacks, blocks and counters. But it also means the actors are more at risk of getting a whack from teh prop sticks, as well as they have to work harder on the routine to not actually whack each other. in the sequels they were lazy and playing safe so the choreography was designed more theatrical in style where the attackers attack the actor's weapon not the actor. and yeah it looks like shit.
@ARC--Fives
@ARC--Fives 3 жыл бұрын
Me: "I like Anakin's lightsaber." Disney: "You mean Rey's." Me: "Who is Rey?"
@PrinceAce72
@PrinceAce72 2 жыл бұрын
@Mek142 that’s actually good
@Zenyx64
@Zenyx64 2 жыл бұрын
"You mean rey's" "Rey who?" - 20 second ghost intermission later - Rey't our movies 10/10 pls
@ruffnekscout74
@ruffnekscout74 2 жыл бұрын
Me: no I mean *ANAKIN'S LIGHTSABER*
@aducklove1022
@aducklove1022 2 жыл бұрын
Didn’t you die in the clone wars?
@DarknessLion_13
@DarknessLion_13 2 жыл бұрын
“I’m Rey” “Rey who” “Rey UNLIMITED POWWEERRRRR!!!!”
@StumpyMcGee123
@StumpyMcGee123 3 жыл бұрын
It’s the dumbest thing that they made Luke throw his FATHERS lightsaber, THATS NOT HIS CHARACTER.
@xshadionytpx7891
@xshadionytpx7891 3 жыл бұрын
you mean his lazersword
@StumpyMcGee123
@StumpyMcGee123 3 жыл бұрын
Yes a lazersword, that can deflect lazergun lazers.
@xshadionytpx7891
@xshadionytpx7891 3 жыл бұрын
@@StumpyMcGee123 and if you have 2 lazerswords it blocks super fleet stunning lightning that somehow doesnt explode
@kiritosenpai1501
@kiritosenpai1501 3 жыл бұрын
Not to mention having the embodiment of the light side attack a sleeping child, wtf Disney
@Ivyticrea
@Ivyticrea 3 жыл бұрын
Yeah the sequels are no part of Starwars. It sadly ended with the Return of the Jedi. But thats still better than ReyFinnFakeLukeHanandLeiagarbage
@Emanon...
@Emanon... 7 ай бұрын
Rogue one was pretty good. It felt like Star Wars. And the battle was brilliant.
@leonielson7138
@leonielson7138 7 ай бұрын
Luke: "What is it?" R2-D2: "The Youngling Killer 3000!" Obi-Wan: "Your father's lightsaber ..."
@marvelous_saint6887
@marvelous_saint6887 4 жыл бұрын
vader's scene in rogue one is the best thing disney has produced
@hyperrunner8531
@hyperrunner8531 4 жыл бұрын
Its not because of Disney, its because by luck the director of Rouge one Gareth Edwards is actually a real star wars fan who knows the lore and had actual passion, Rian Johnson is not a fan and has no passion, big difference.
@AntonCherniavskyi
@AntonCherniavskyi 4 жыл бұрын
True, I loved that movie and that scene in particular.
@RoachMcToast
@RoachMcToast 4 жыл бұрын
Hyperrunner Well said! Rian Johnson is a sack of crap on legs, if I had my way he would never be involved in the making of a film ever again.
@freakjob0
@freakjob0 4 жыл бұрын
Pure fan service. Not a good scene.
@jumper2150
@jumper2150 4 жыл бұрын
I agree best scene of the movie
@xygomorphic44
@xygomorphic44 3 жыл бұрын
Light Saber: "An elegant weapon, for a more civilized age." laser swored: "Jedahi and seths carry dis wepon and fite each otha"
@flamestoyershadowkill6400
@flamestoyershadowkill6400 3 жыл бұрын
Beam Saber: destroys matter and is wide enough to engulf a man, Used in war
@pantsimprovcomedy1hater627
@pantsimprovcomedy1hater627 3 жыл бұрын
Anakin: "You said I am the chosen one! How am I not a master after all these years of training?" Disney: Ya rey can be jeda bacuz we sey suh. sheh has no training but ye, i just feel like it ya know?
@TM-tb4di
@TM-tb4di 3 жыл бұрын
XD
@bobbyscalchi4013
@bobbyscalchi4013 3 жыл бұрын
Haha... I was the 666 like for this
@Max09974
@Max09974 3 жыл бұрын
Execute order 666 why does this thing have 666 likes lol
@onyxraze
@onyxraze Жыл бұрын
"Light saber its a light saber, laser sword, did you hear yourself?" ~ F. Tony, Spaceforce
@do_not_at_me_bro
@do_not_at_me_bro 11 ай бұрын
"Excalibur is just a sword"
@ironreed2654
@ironreed2654 Жыл бұрын
Light Saber fights were definitely the most fun part of seeing the prequals in the theatre; The red armor was always canon light saber resistant but the other points are valid, plus Finn being force sensitive could of helped.
@FuzzyGlowCar
@FuzzyGlowCar Жыл бұрын
Red armor was always canon light saber resistant? Whatg is your source for that claim?
@Doctor.Trolling
@Doctor.Trolling 4 жыл бұрын
"Only once have we seen a non force user wield a lightsaber" *Cries in General Grievous*
@IvanIvanovv
@IvanIvanovv 4 жыл бұрын
Totem i think he meant in the OT
@redacted4125
@redacted4125 4 жыл бұрын
General Grievous used to be a force user, but something happened to him...
@Lunyanine
@Lunyanine 4 жыл бұрын
@@redacted4125 no, he didn`t. He was a worrior, but no force user.
@elisabethlundgren8598
@elisabethlundgren8598 4 жыл бұрын
Well, he also got trained by Dooku himself.
@warr_toast1139
@warr_toast1139 4 жыл бұрын
@@redacted4125 grievous was never a force user, but was a cunning warrior, and was trained by dooku to enhance his abilities with his new cybernetics, to stand against jedi and force attacks.
@Colinator22
@Colinator22 2 жыл бұрын
Disney should at least respect the weapon that made me lose all my limbs
@Fulcrum1313
@Fulcrum1313 2 жыл бұрын
Exactly! Anakin was always my fav. Character and will always be the true Chosen One for me!
@yoda4502
@yoda4502 2 жыл бұрын
Right you are. Dead you are. Half a robot you are.
@glacierlegion9439
@glacierlegion9439 2 жыл бұрын
Disney.
@theingsocparty3612
@theingsocparty3612 2 жыл бұрын
66 likes.. *Order 66 hmmmm?*
@act2wasstronger182
@act2wasstronger182 2 жыл бұрын
Anakin and Yoda in a single comment thread.? Allow me to insert myself in here....
@seniorgrocco
@seniorgrocco 6 ай бұрын
They still don’t understand lightsabers.
@TheyCallMeTheTruth
@TheyCallMeTheTruth 2 ай бұрын
"have you heard the tragedy of lightsaber nerfs" "I though not its not a story Disney would tell you"
@purplee_.
@purplee_. 3 жыл бұрын
we should just pretend that the last 3 movies didnt happen and be like "whose rey???" until disney is forced to get rid of the sequels
@bauju
@bauju 3 жыл бұрын
The Jedi Knight games are the true sequels for me
@JetstreamSam343
@JetstreamSam343 3 жыл бұрын
@@bauju this man said it all Thank you
@Musical_Transcendence
@Musical_Transcendence 3 жыл бұрын
DISNEY OWNS THEM BY MEANS AS IN ADVERTISING MARKETING AND MEDIA NOT MAKING THE MOVIES THEMSELVES IF THEY WERE THEY WOULDNT NEED LUCASFLIMS THEY WOULDVE JUST BOUGHT STARS WARS FROM THEM!!!!!
@purplee_.
@purplee_. 3 жыл бұрын
@@Musical_Transcendence well whoever made the sequels theyre trash
@isakayyik966
@isakayyik966 3 жыл бұрын
@@purplee_. imagine insulting someone for making a movie Read The Bible! And Praise The Lord!
@jetkoolkoltyn9683
@jetkoolkoltyn9683 4 жыл бұрын
John Boyega, the actor for Finn, doesn’t like what Disney did with Star Wars. He is an actual fan of the series, just not the recent ones because of the decisions Disney made
@danielmonroe6839
@danielmonroe6839 4 жыл бұрын
JetKoolKoltyn 12 John Boyega is such a fantastic actor and these movies did nothing with him but have him scream REY. Go watch imperial dreams and you’ll see what I mean
@29-arnavsamant97
@29-arnavsamant97 4 жыл бұрын
i see that he is a man of culture
@-SaintUK-
@-SaintUK- 4 жыл бұрын
Is a fan but still worked for them?😂 He's only saying to gain clout
@lazer2541
@lazer2541 4 жыл бұрын
@@danielmonroe6839 Yeah Imperial Dreams is a really good movie
@ArmandoSanchezOG
@ArmandoSanchezOG 4 жыл бұрын
DandyXecutioner mmm nah
@brimstonewinpete9306
@brimstonewinpete9306 8 ай бұрын
Oh my God all these years and I missed the Wizard of oz ties lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@treewisps4085
@treewisps4085 Жыл бұрын
the lightsaber went up his whole spine lol 5:34
@robertcurry389
@robertcurry389 3 жыл бұрын
I went to Disney world and I asked to see Anakin lightsaber. The girl working the store was confused. She said they didn’t have Anakin’s lightsaber because it was “lost.” I then pointed to Anakin’s lightsaber, I simply said “That’s the one.” The girl behind the counter looked at me and said “Oh! You mean Rey’s lightsaber!” This was after episode nine came out too. Where we see Rey has her own saber. Anakin’s lightsaber is Anakin’s lightsaber. No one else’s.
@idkkkkkk953
@idkkkkkk953 3 жыл бұрын
You are speaking facts, it is anakins lightsaber, just anakins not one else’s
@Bachiok
@Bachiok 3 жыл бұрын
Farkkkkk I woulda started throwing hands
@PUNISHERMHS_2021
@PUNISHERMHS_2021 3 жыл бұрын
It's Anakin's, he built it. It will always be Anakin's saber no matter who owns it.
@edg811
@edg811 2 жыл бұрын
It’s actually Wattos
@robtodd1291
@robtodd1291 2 жыл бұрын
You sad sad man
@countdooku9449
@countdooku9449 3 жыл бұрын
I would fight better than anyone in this trilogy with one hand tied behind my back.
@anduinWrynn980
@anduinWrynn980 3 жыл бұрын
No doubt, Lord Tyranus :)
@virgogaming6488
@virgogaming6488 3 жыл бұрын
Surely they can do better.
@starscream8989
@starscream8989 3 жыл бұрын
I thought you were just a common person here, I am sorry for the misunderstanding
@writer5790
@writer5790 3 жыл бұрын
Don't you fight one handed anyway?
@stardust27274
@stardust27274 3 жыл бұрын
Grievous can do it with two, no, THREE arms tied behind his back
@albertkousa8593
@albertkousa8593 9 ай бұрын
Oh boy if you thought the trilogy lightsabres weren't understood, you should see the Kenobi show, Reva gets stabbed twice and the Grand Inquisitor once (which should cook their insides and cause major internal bleeding leading to death) but barely did anything with both surviving like nothing happened 🤦
@kobe4212
@kobe4212 7 ай бұрын
This video is still relevant years later
@00monkeydude001
@00monkeydude001 4 жыл бұрын
Disney doesnt understand star wars as a whole.
@theoneaboveall8395
@theoneaboveall8395 4 жыл бұрын
i understand that
@Virsteinn
@Virsteinn 4 жыл бұрын
*flashes back to lightspeed ram* *fuckin' wut*
@Ok-kk8ei
@Ok-kk8ei 4 жыл бұрын
Its pretty damn sad. The visuals along with a story like the OTs would have been perfect.
@Gfors85
@Gfors85 4 жыл бұрын
Disney understands money, not art.
@Gloomdrake
@Gloomdrake 4 жыл бұрын
Gfors85 Yeah, this. They look at Star Wars, and all they she is a franchise that hasn’t been milked to death. Though I guess it has been, now.
@clarkgold761
@clarkgold761 4 жыл бұрын
I used to think the throne room scene was a tragedy. Now, now I realise it is a comedy
@vibey8558
@vibey8558 3 жыл бұрын
LOL for me, the entire sequel is a comedy.
@vibey8558
@vibey8558 3 жыл бұрын
@The Professor so true
@sheevpalpatine4437
@sheevpalpatine4437 3 жыл бұрын
It’s the Tragedy of Snoke the Foolish
@rarestparrot547
@rarestparrot547 3 жыл бұрын
Joker reference?
@gabrielpantoja5809
@gabrielpantoja5809 3 жыл бұрын
@The Professor nah fanfiction would probably be better
@lordender_kitty_official
@lordender_kitty_official Жыл бұрын
i need to watch a full breakdown of that throne room fight scene because that shit is fuckin' hilarious
@JustSomeRandomWeeb
@JustSomeRandomWeeb Жыл бұрын
Going through the timeline and looking at the "Most Replayed" feature with KZbin's, I can certainly state I am not suprised.
@directrulefromgamerchair3947
@directrulefromgamerchair3947 4 жыл бұрын
Man, Kylo looked so cool in that opening dropship scene. Too bad it's all downhill from there
@elasticity150
@elasticity150 4 жыл бұрын
Agreed
@blubettle1191
@blubettle1191 4 жыл бұрын
To make it worse rise of the sky walker isn’t the end of Star Wars films from what I hear could be wrong about it though
@directrulefromgamerchair3947
@directrulefromgamerchair3947 4 жыл бұрын
@@blubettle1191 I've heard conflicting stories on that. From what I can gather, after episode 7 Disney planned to do two main trilogies, an Obi Wan tv series, the mandalorian and some tie in shit like rogue one and solo. However the obi wan series got scrapped once episode 8 came out worse than expected and solo bombed, and now I'm thinking the second main trilogy might be on the chopping block too as I haven't heard anything about it for ages now. About the only successful SW thing going right now is the mandalorian so I'd expect maybe some more tv series like that, which will probably last until they can't resist making it overly woke and losing viewers that way. Other than that, who knows? Will likely be an entertaining trashfire regardless lol
@AnthonyAllenJr
@AnthonyAllenJr 4 жыл бұрын
The moment dude took off his mask, lol.
@directrulefromgamerchair3947
@directrulefromgamerchair3947 4 жыл бұрын
@@AnthonyAllenJr yeah that was actually laughable
@JoelsCreed141
@JoelsCreed141 4 жыл бұрын
It’s not Rey’s lightsaber It’s not Kylo’s lightsaber It’s not Luke’s lightsaber It’s not Anakin’s lightsaber It’s General Greivous’ lightsaber because it made a fine addition to his collection and then Anakin stole it from his collection
@enayatullahk20
@enayatullahk20 4 жыл бұрын
Joels_Creed141 underrated comment, you deserve more likes my guy.😃 Edit- Just now came back and this guy got 47k likes, I’m so disappointed in all of you, he needs more likes NOW!!!
@ianmcmillan5996
@ianmcmillan5996 4 жыл бұрын
Best comment
@Jason-ji4sy
@Jason-ji4sy 4 жыл бұрын
So, technically, it wasn't Grievous's either...
@Remori2379
@Remori2379 4 жыл бұрын
Didn't Maz have it for about 30 years?
@FizzyCocoaMan
@FizzyCocoaMan 4 жыл бұрын
But Grievous stole it.
@guyute28
@guyute28 3 ай бұрын
The move where Rey drops the light saber from her trapped hand to her free hand, what a boss!! Wow, thanks Game of Thrones!
@anthonycarlisle6184
@anthonycarlisle6184 3 ай бұрын
I love how Sabers melt shield doors but you can also hold them at someone's face no burny
@afonsopereira5258
@afonsopereira5258 4 жыл бұрын
"noooooo you cant just pick up a lightsaber and swing it around like a stick, you need training, you ne........" *Disney* "haha laser sword go PSSSSHHHHHHHHHWWWWWW"
@craigthelej
@craigthelej 4 жыл бұрын
Basically lightsabres in the disney trilogy are like kids toys but does a little bit more than bruising you.
@BrodyDog513
@BrodyDog513 4 жыл бұрын
Lol
@wa1k3r8
@wa1k3r8 4 жыл бұрын
@@craigthelej and the fights are worse than the ones I had with my friends outside on summer vacation after our ice cream break
@lukashaslwanter9077
@lukashaslwanter9077 4 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣🤣you made my day👌
@eruiluvatar5701
@eruiluvatar5701 4 жыл бұрын
It's kind of like fire bending in the Avatar series, you can't just pick it up and wield it when you're holding something that with one wrong move can kill you.
@colternewkirk6163
@colternewkirk6163 4 жыл бұрын
Luke probably said "laser sword" to mock lightsabers, since he disconnected himself form the force
@curlyfriezxd2630
@curlyfriezxd2630 4 жыл бұрын
agreed
@tannlknin6926
@tannlknin6926 4 жыл бұрын
My first thought as it was brought up in the video
@Igneeka
@Igneeka 4 жыл бұрын
Yeah it's pretty obvious that Luke called it that to emphasize how dumb her plan (even if it isn't her actual plan but anyway) sound, idk how he wrote a whole section on that and didn't realize it at any point Like you can criticize TLJ on a lot, a looooot of shit but that's just dumb
@riso9059
@riso9059 4 жыл бұрын
@@Igneeka yes but his point was that idiots were using that scene as evidence that it's called a laser sword not a lightsabre granted maybe he missed the reason why Luke said it but it's not that bad of a mistake. But the idiots who think it's called a laser sword and are adamant that it is called that need to be fucking shot.
@lazv1738
@lazv1738 4 жыл бұрын
Actually anakin skywalker in phantom menace called qui gon a laser sword
@loldude8783
@loldude8783 7 ай бұрын
I dont think its that disney doesnt understand lightsabers, but they also made plot armor sk strong that not even lightsabers can renitrate through.
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