I React To Cruel Comments About My Fingernails

[@TheReportOfTheWeek]

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[@999thenewman]

You seem more lively and less depressed this week.

[@mulberrytree4553]

TheReportOfTheWeek i 💝 your finger nail!!!!!

[@yxor]

Have a pleasant afternoon sir

[@brizolaki2]

TheReportOfTheWeek you should be a memes announcer right after the news

[@aacechapman5831]

TheReportOfTheWeek cook your own pizza, cut it with your fingernails, and then review it.

[@AdrianJimenez70]

This dude not only made a video about fingernails entertaining, he actually delivered a good motivational message about individuality. Great job.

[@theninth5691]

Agreed!

[@RT-qd8yl]

As someone with koilonychia I would take a life to have this man's fingernails

[@TuMadre6995]

i've never been so obsessed with a person

[@cheesecakelasagna]

Relatable, have a nice day.

[@communityreject3627]

@@s.i2898 sī

[@tj6193]

The first time I saw my co-worker watching review brah I said, "This is the boring & stupid." Now I listen to the VORW International Podcast regularly. The hiatus is killing me.

[@pinknosochek]

this is an underrated comment its just too accurate

[@adamrules01]

He has h

[@samanthaquinonez4350]

I didn’t even notice the nails? They aren’t that long and they don’t really bother me

[@fluffypinkglitterwingz8082]

Hi cousin!!! 🙋🙋🙋 O have the same last name as you in real life! 🤣

[@makaylacunning5727]

Me: -clicks video- Also me: What nails?

[@LuckyoJhihi]

Exactly. Cmon brah, don't cut your nails if you don't want to, they look cool in you while you keep them clean, and I think you are *really* clean

[@fallenkora4068]

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing? Maybe people are telling him to cut them since it’s not often you’ll see guys with longer nails? But his aren’t even that long/ bad at all. I think people are overreacting.

[@kimsegiixoxo1123]

Woww didn't notice it XD

[@geager2]

the slightly longish nails come across as quite manicured and refined, not disgusting at all. be proud of your elegant hands man, it's a very cool look!

[@nabranestwistypuzzler7019]

They’re short, not slightly longish. That’s when you go past a quarter of an inch.

[@chey13chey]

They truly are always clean so I have no problems 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@jpowner58]

I just watched 16 minutes of a guy talking about his long finger nails. My time was not wasted

[@apogeed]

Ikr

[@mooz7848]

I've had longer B)

[@Call-me-Al]

I have never seen this dude before, I thought his nails would be horrendously chewed to the point where they were misshapen or something, but no. He had perfectly normal nails (especially if you are used to guitar players who like using their nails). Apparently some people just project their nail fetish and gay panic boners as being his fault somehow instead of their own damn responsibility. Ugh.

[@cj222100]

I actually never noticed his fingernails before, they're not THAT long. I mean, there's a little free edge, but I don't find them even that noticeable. I've seen men with much longer ones.

[@theninth5691]

U know, I never noticed either lol I was too busy watching for the actual content and enjoying it. I think ppl that notice things and blow then out of proportion, they just seem like uneducated and highly miserable ppl. Honestly.

[@kkkdasilva9404]

I have much longer finger nails, and I dont even know why is this so wrong, I think its cool

[@cullenbohannon1408]

I didn't notice because it doesn't matter who cares!

[@barnaclebailey]

But did you cut your fingernails?

[@garfieldandfriends1]

It's funny because nobody said anything if woman has a nail like him but some people freaks out when a male has the same fingernails instead

[@semoremo9548]

This popped up on my recommended. I have no idea who he is and yet I find myself wondering how people even noticed his fingernails and why everyone seems to have such strong opinions about them

[@ImNotACatLawyerButIPlayOneOnTV]

Same. I clicked thinking he was gonna have raptor claws or something. 0/10.

[@cupcakemenace2036]

Me too! I was like how long are his fingernails gonna be and they were only slightly long.

[@nanekokuya7160]

s a m e .

[@valerialembo8782]

Same here, and it's just fkn nails what's wrong with themmmm

[@susanmcpeak7267]

💯 EXACTLY

[@anettehirscher4355]

I really like how he stands by the things he likes. He likes his finger nails long? He keeps them. He likes vintage suits? He wears them! No matter what people say. Way to go man! 🙌🏻 more people should be like that.

[@perrycoffey5410]

Women definitely don't want long nails on a guy

[@ashkicka.22]

@@perrycoffey5410Well it suits him imo 😁 I like ‘em! Clean piano fingers are lovely 😊

[@sunwukong7567]

​@@perrycoffey5410Different women like different things. Plus, why should he comb his hair, or choose a certain color of socks because of women?

[@fourgotten]

​​@@perrycoffey5410😆 You might be quite surprised. As a cishet male, with long fingernails most of my life, I've never had any complaints, and more than a few compliments. Just keep them clean and well manicured, and most of the ladies have no issue with them.

[@yasiem6245]

​@@perrycoffey5410 women aren't a monolith, you know that right?

[@WilsonEatsASMR]

Honestly, this is the first time I ever noticed your nails. Now I'll be staring them the whole time, and wondering what powers they store.

[@awsumisaiah2849]

WilsonEatsASMR same man I never noticed it before

[@McCrispyTaco]

Same

[@Coros_Midnight]

Its a direct correlation to his power. The longer the more powerful. i'd says he's at 75% power as of this video. (it doesn't bother me at all)

[@misterdrummings]

WilsonEatsASMR Same here...never noticed his fingernails, and I've watched many reviews.

[@juliano2334]

WilsonEatsASMR same

[@rais14]

"you're like a fast food nosferatu" LMFAO CRYING

[@andresgonzalez-gm5ry]

Loooooll

[@atom0824]

😂😂😂

[@Matt_Diesel]

Color me blue and black, but what exactly is noisefurandtwo?

[@michaelfitzgerald3467]

@@Matt_Diesel vampire. Nosferatu, a great vampire movie by Werner Herzog starring Klaus Kinski.

[@blackdogultra]

Yep me too, good shit!😂😂😂

[@Prismacolor1993]

Is it just me, or could he be a model? He is uniquely handsome, which I feel modeling agencies look for

[@brunettezprettyr4296]

He really could model

[@gotnojams1409]

I was looking for this comment

[@EricCEBALLOS11]

I was genuinely looking for a comment saying how handsome he is, because he is. He has the face & body for high fashion modeling...which not many people have the qualifications to do

[@johasnolife5121]

truee

[@rubylee9849]

unfortunately he is probably too short

[@floatingshoppinglist5193]

This dude is a comedic genius. His non aggressive jokes and self awareness is unmatched.

[@puertoriconnect4611]

I wanna be friends with this guy so bad. Such a good dude.

[@spencerhazard814]

Me to he would be a chill dude

[@jakepiller9851]

Get him high

[@justingutierrez3482]

Nice Kurt Cobain profile pic

[@KendricStern]

Rip Kurt

[@cfg2704]

Kurt Cobsin would have wrote a song about him.

[@Lnblackberry48]

This man is barely in his 20s and he already sounds like an expensive Ivy League highly rated professor

[@say7867]

Ivy League universities aren’t the best. ;D

[@reecefullerton4252]

Say Lol but they are

[@say7867]

@@reecefullerton4252 Nope. The education is not really "the best".

[@gioflores]

@Say that’s opinion based my dude.

[@say7867]

@@gioflores Nah, not really. You have to look at the education, etc. Sometimes, there is no other "opinion". But if you think so, okay. ^^

[@codyshannon8122]

Hearing ReviewBruh even say the word ass gave me the chills.

[@DeathKink]

Cody Shannon amen brother

[@yourstruly7086]

0:50

[@TabithaStabitha]

I love the way New Englanders say Ass, the rest of us bore me with it

[@softie7450]

I nearly busted a whole nut

[@brodycoates2510]

Yeah how come he didn't censor it.

[@malieck4005]

I really appreciate that he doesn't cut his talking! How rare, makes him appear so confident and well-spoken

[@thekittykatie]

this man is an absolute legend. his humor is so dry and the sarcasm is so strong. amazing.

[@TheMB2333]

Reviewbrah fears NO MAN.

[@pusillirex]

i am no man

[@mcnasty6231]

With nails like those, he has nothing to fear.

[@Sunmoon1997]

666

[@HikaruHazama]

Reviewbrah EATS those hate comments faster than he eats his food

[@LORDV4DER]

Can someone please explain why u call him reviewbruh

[@laurenmclachlan]

The weirdest part of this video is him reading the slang in the comments.

[@brianpimentel2084]

i think thats the funniest part and im from nyc

[@Fancycharmlet]

*The best part

[@Davidj1095]

Has me dying

[@kekambas79]

Have me cracking up! Tears coming out of my eyes!!

[@ilikedogz7639]

It's his, own personality.

[@Flash_790]

I keep my fingernails long for the same reason and I admire this man. I've always found it amusing how much people let the length of somebody else's fingernails bother them. It's a very efficient way to weed out the simpletons who aren't worth my time.

[@atonesb5251]

Reviewbrah teaching an entire generation of youtubers that it's okay to be yourself.

[@mike42ohio]

The hallmark of a humble human-being is the ability to accept criticism without becoming angry, obsessed or depressed.

[@Premod]

teaching an entire generation of youtubers the biggest lie of the 21st century

[@JK-vc7ie]

Atone SB It’s not ok.

[@Morrigan855]

@@Premod but it's ok to be yourself though

[@tmusa2002]

This kid is comfortable in his own skin. We can learn something about that from this crazy video topic. You keep doing you, ROTW. Nails and all. 🙂

[@tammycampbell7797]

He protecc, He attacc, But most importantly, He can scratch your bacc.

[@gbangerlove]

Tammy Campbell what the fuck? learn to spell

[@Spthomas47]

@@gbangerlove not familiar with that particular meme, eh?

[@gbangerlove]

Misspelling isn’t a meme. If so then the meme itself is misspelled by someone less educated then the common.

[@tammycampbell7797]

FryManAuty Vlogs Oh, chill out. I can probably spell better than you. It's a meme people use, mostly about dogs. It's how dogs spell. 😄

[@Spthomas47]

@@gbangerlove *than

[@pjsleepwalker3010]

As a retired Nail Tech who did completions, your nails are exactly what I would look for in a model to work on. I honestly believe that girls envy them, and guys are afraid of them because they are not ones you see on many hands. Rock those nails! To me, they are perfection. For all the haters, get a life.

[@gemmameidia8438]

I thought he could be a hand model as well, his hand and fingers looking pretty

[@VexingVelocity]

I hope Reviewbrah's nails grow so long that they reach out and touch every single person that left a comment about them. In their homes, their places of work and business, at their weddings, their graduations, etc.

[@big-molment]

😂😂

[@morgan_____4290]

What a creepy image 💀💀

[@rowanatkinsonn]

HAHAH YES

[@Cat-lb3eo]

Underrated comment

[@jaehyunsbread1490]

this is so random and hilarious🤣🤣

[@aztecwarrior5189]

“Fast food Nosferatu” is probably the most apt description about this man.

[@FlyingOverTr0ut]

The opening needs to be remixed. And if you clip your nails, please review the nail clipper, ReviewBrah.

[@selc4690]

YOOOO ITS MY BOI

[@Miss-carbonizada]

"The pale skin, the long hideous fingernails, the oversized suit hanging of your skeletal frame. You're like a fast food Nosferatu" Wow, I mean, that's exactly how I wanna look.

[@razor6552]

Nosferatu is the best and probably first movie vampire. The teachers showed it to us in fifth grade. It was so cool.

[@samiarts7589]

I swear this dude is an amazing comedian

[@jordanjohnson7142]

I've said it before and I'll say it again: if this is all an act, he is the greatest comedic mind of all time.

[@legomybanana9325]

HES HILARIOUS

[@cookiem12321]

Why am I so intrigued by him??? He looks like a male Lorde? Just me?

[@kimberlywilliams7066]

He does lol

[@olivia6432]

DUDE HE DOES 😶😶

[@xgarr458]

Duuuuude! 😂😂😂

[@sentinel4636]

Almost

[@user-hb4zz4gh5e]

Omg he does

[@TheReportOfTheWeek]

Happy Tuesday! Today I look at the controversy surrounding my fingernails and why I keep them at the length I do. POLL At 14:24 mark.

[@2222Lilou2222]

TheReportOfTheWeek Honestly i didnt thought there is one person out there who actually hates the feeling when the Skin of the fingers come in touch with something too, i think the same way but i actually cut them because i think its disgusting to keep them that long i atleast let my Fingernails 1mm so its just fine

[@spycrab5227]

Feels bad man

[@TheCartman283]

Run on empty

[@jameshite4820]

TheReportOfTheWeek - Thanks for addressing your nails. And if your toenails are long please cut them as well. 👍🏼👍🏼

[@devadedo]

Im the opposite, i don't like the sensation of having my nails long, and I've always wondered how people could go about the day with long nails "getting in the way" but I've sometimes wished i had the ability to get over it myself. Yay for doing whatever you want in life.

[@RoseMoon-zy4jq]

Women who grow out their armpit & leg hair get this same sort of intolerance too. Our society has instilled the idea that only certain things are acceptable for men & other things only acceptable for women.

[@calebwiebe7826]

My man here even blocks out the haters names....he's too good for us😐

[@2milk711]

Amen

[@lululin7870]

Hello, I'm a teenager from Taiwan, it is surprising that your videos have Chinese subtitles. Therefore, I watch your videos for practicing English. Your pronounces and tones are quit comfortable to listen. Don't be bothered by those ridiculous comments, it's good to be yourself.

[@JihadBunnydick]

Maybe your caption settings are on?

[@YodaOnABender]

@@JihadBunnydickI think he meant he’s surprised that there are multiple languages available for the captions on his videos, most usually only have captions available in the original language of the video

[@RT-qd8yl]

I know this is from 3 years ago but good job on your English, from what I've seen you're doing very well. I

[@coltonbrassie3565]

One day you will be asked to go on an American game show and know everything about the fast food novelty menu items category

[@cristiannn_413]

I really respect your style and how you treat yourself, I’m not joking, honestly!

[@vesper7750]

Same :)

[@cristiannn_413]

poida say what you want

[@robertmyers3684]

poida he's a-countin' all them KZbin subscriptions

[@leahdawson6196]

I always thought his nails were really pretty and elegant looking. It adds flare. :O

[@Nikko_Suave]

Though his talons are unnerving, His character's unswerving. He's of much success deserving, Reviewbrah for the win!

[@MrJadedGreen]

I can hear that with the Adam's Family tune. You are a poet MASTER BATeman!

[@dukem10able]

His finger nails aren't dirty nor excessively long.. I'm not understanding what the problem is.

[@JM-fo1te]

I don't see a damn guitar anywhere

[@nartron3000]

Views brah...views

[@jmorgan87]

It's not inherently problematic but there is a perceived connotation of a claw-like dexterousness combined with an uncanny ghoulishly feminine appearance given Brah's unique overall hand structure.

[@tehgreendino2761]

Shag504 my nails grow freakishly fast, so i always have pretty long nails, it gets embarrassing lol

[@StinkManX]

TehGreenDino do they grow faster when u feel the urge to kill?

[@FilthyManatee]

"Fast Food Nosferatu" is a great name, you should run with it and made a second channel.

[@AbuHajarAlBugatti]

FilthyManatee Yeah that would be a great and fun name

[@lilmogwaii]

Yes

[@JimmyB2772]

Halloween special?

[@ltankhsd]

It has both alliteration and assonance, genius.

[@Chenso2099]

He HAS TO dress up as Nosferatu for Halloween!

[@AB78]

I admit when I came across your channel and started watching ( I'm a sub now ) for a bit , I did notice your fingernails but mainly because I'm just a very observant individual as it is. Up until seeing this video I did think it was strange but I was never angered or thought less of you. I appreciate you taking the time to explain and you do take care of them. So you have opened my eyes too and people just need to get a grip and not worry so much about other people but care about themselves. I will do the same and just because someone doesn't follow the " norms " doesn't mean they are different it means they are an individual. Thank you for humbling me even more then I usually am. This video was actually profound. As long as we breathe there are always lessons to be learned. Tolerance is a big one.

[@Amanda-md2yy]

Brah, don’t let any peasant tell you what to do with your glorious talons.

[@martindyulgerov5058]

Amanda M lol best comment

[@chelc6101]

My thoughts exactly! We need more glorious well taken care of nails like that around. No one bothers beauty gurus about having claws glued to the ends of their fingers. That's extra. His nails are just more majestic than the average man's.

[@stephendoyle1151]

Now that's a comment fkn love it 🤣🤣🤣

[@CarolineSaysStuff]

🤣🤣🤣🙌

[@joannamoreno323]

My diagnosis as a nail tech: a high hyponychium (the skin under the nail) that’s why he doesn’t like the feeling is of the skin underneath being exposed

[@estebanb7166]

Interesting insight. I went straight to Google.

[@zuzu6864]

Thatz me

[@Summerrainfalling]

Yes! I also have a high hyponychium, but since I’m femme no one thinks my nails are too long. 🙄 🤦🏻‍♀️ His nails are pretty and not even long.

[@pumpkinguts308]

0:00- 0:09 Me talking to myself in the mirror

[@jaredcousino]

Choke Dolly hahaha.. I had to go back and see that again to remember what he said.. I'm dead!!! 😂😂

[@thestranger8650]

Choke Dolly respect

[@PRODFOD]

Self degredation memes

[@joshuacalebbevington]

Choke Dolly nooooo😂😭

[@lilthotslayerakayungsweetp7109]

Choke Dolly do ya need somewhere to vent? Im here for ya buddy

[@donaldbair1523]

My wife and I never noticed your fingernails! I don't know how decent people like yourself can put up with low lifes like these trolls. I think it is their way to have something they say to be seen by others. They are sad, sad people who I'd bet never make anything of themselves. Keep up the good work young man!

[@razor6552]

I imagine these trolls being given a new SUV. "I don't like it. There's a couple of spots of mud on the tire"

[@reddoorpaintedblack]

On a serious note, anyone who listens to your explanation and doesn't understand is a liar. When you have longer fingernails for a period of time the tips of your fingers do become hyper sensitive. I think many people don't realize this and are so irritated because he's obviously well groomed yet longer fingernails in men is assumed as a grooming oversight. It's an unfair discrimination if you ask me.

[@NoName-ng9uv]

Oh i didn't know that! Poor guy!

[@JulieT..]

I completely understand where he is coming from. If I break a nail and it is short it is quite bothersome and I don't like the sensation either. 💅

[@squeakerkid915]

Same and I am a guy

[@OrangeBroom]

I went from biting my nails to letting them grow back and forth and the initial feeling is very weird. If you let them grow and tap the desk it feels weird that it doesn't touch your fingertips anymore, but if you cut them, suddenly the mushy feeling is back and the part where your nail used to be gets so cold and exposed

[@remissiveslave]

I hsve grow paranoid over my nails because of the times I clawed someone playing basketball. I hate the damn feeling and sound of cutting them, I need to take a hot shower otherwise they don't get clipped.

[@ahmedbalucci]

"11 years ago" he meant in 1678

[@Sossv_6000]

He meant 300 B.C😭

[@dedsrsngl]

@@Sossv_6000 u ruined it. the joke is because he dresses and looks like a 1764 politician not a cave man

[@Sossv_6000]

Tiffany Jade I’m not talking about that....

[@Sossv_6000]

Tiffany Jade I was talking about how people refer to him as Our lord and savior aka God...cause he was here before all of us why tf would I think a politician in 300 B.C??

[@Theworldisscrewed]

I bet he lived with Shakespeare lol

[@richardekert1939]

As a nail biter, I'm actually quite impressed and envious of your nails. Good on you for having the discipline to look after them!

[@estebanb7166]

Same

[@user-nf8ru1zi3l]

Sameee

[@eliartistik]

Hi, we don't look after them, we just don't bite them, and just cut it when they break or are too long, it's not that much effort, actually it's less effort them keeping them short

[@emoshrek8902]

As a person who plays guitar and have to cut the nails, I'm really envious

[@LuckyoJhihi]

Same

[@mrjohnfiles]

Love your reviews, your sense of humor and your self confidence not to be bothered by mean comments.

[@Wildernessquestoutdoors]

Your sarcasm and polite way of insulting the people insulting you just got you a sub. Good job dude. Also, if you keep eating fast food the suits won’t be too large anymore. No worries dude.

[@coolnhlfan1]

Ok your joking but he eats like 3 bites and throws it away

[@rioreason]

Fast food never helped anyone. What he might want (if he cares) is a nutritionist to help him gain. It would likely be a rough start, just like with any major diet change, but once someone gets into the routine and habit of a healthy lifestyle change, it soon enough becomes second nature.

[@soggysocks196]

Reviewbrah triggered

[@waynecampbell9714]

Fast food would just make him fat, if he finished anything. Honestly I can't take 1bite with out feeling sick I don't blame him for throwing it out after tasting enough of it for the review.

[@DumbArse]

The suits are not large you know? Old style suits are baggy/loose

[@peeweepixie3655]

You know what, at first I was like “this guy is kind of a weirdo/dork” but I have come to really appreciate his uniqueness. Interesting and unapologetically authentic people like yourself make this world a cool place.

[@Zockledoof]

Same id rather have a unique person being themselves instead of the thousands of other idiotic douchebag bro youtubers, I seriously hate them

[@tacozxtc]

Same... I have come to respect him more than most. He is authentic...

[@mattx5499]

@Rea Dude has a personality and style. That's why.

[@timewarpdrive77]

He's the son of Christopher Walkin... those eyes.

[@sewerpeople346]

Always good to know there are people who automatically put people like us in the "weirdo/dork" category xDD

[@Xigbar295]

At 4:55 when he sees a pic of weed and goes 'i don't know what that is' - I lost it.

[@veganpajamas4211]

KingSteelo47 heh i seen that stuff 2

[@airbomb24]

KingSteelo47 yea i was pretty sure he was just being snarky

[@Xigbar295]

I'm almost certain he was.

[@meghanwillson8319]

There’s something truly Intriguing about you I must say. I just stumbled upon you and your videos like 10 mins ago and I can honestly say your very unique. You have 2 million followers which shows me a lot of other ppl can agree with me. I like you and I’m going to support you and your videos. ❤️❤️ don’t listen to ignorant ppl. Buddha teaches us that the opinions of others show us who they truly are and how we react to those opinions and comments shows who we truly are. You are not bothered and it’s very invigorating.

[@kekambas79]

I love it when you critique your comments!! Your expressions and demeanor have me cracking up! Forget the haters and keep doing you and what you love to do!!

[@MoneyBags76]

😂

[@keeiiaann1820]

Sir Review Brah's nails are like whiskers to a cat. They are for agility and balance. He is fluid

[@thedoc8338]

This dude manages to simultaneously look 85 and 12

[@nabranestwistypuzzler7019]

I guess

[@mahmoodsiddiqui8064]

Yooooo that's what I was thinking

[@nabranestwistypuzzler7019]

Well we know he has to be in at least his 20s because his voice had broken even 9 years ago.

[@teddyteddy2951]

@@nabranestwistypuzzler7019 he's 24

[@joseph-id8lb]

19 or 48

[@hamburgereater8567]

words cannot describe how much i love this man, like god damN he has the good vibes that no one else has

[@myuhdidas]

Im an introvert and i hate most people but I really want to be his friend in real life. His presence just seems really peaceful and like a breath of fresh air.

[@michaelt3308]

Perfect dude!

[@unidentifiedbeing8149]

Me too

[@CashensPowerwashing]

he does seem like a chill funny dude

[@ronnieronson4390]

Sounds gay

[@14soccerplayer1]

He seems like a good influence you know doing stuff not illegal like my friends i dont find stuff like that stealing vaping and i just say nah i dont want to over and over. Also his humor and he seems able to take a joke that isnt way too far

[@styx1137]

Your videos are honestly the only videos that make me actually laugh out loud, thank you for the great content

[@gabriellethomas26]

I want to see this dude get his own TV show. It would be amazing.

[@snorredahlslinning5994]

Same here!

[@SariennMusic73]

I positively love this kid. 16 minutes about fingernails. He's just all kinds of kickass.

[@Heightsomethinghuman]

Great comment

[@Emilyarrucci]

I love this😂 you are awesome!! Keep doing you!🥰

[@TheReportOfTheWeek]

Thank you! You too!

[@aliheartzuphrakonkham3005]

It's kinda weird that people are being mean over fingernails. They're clean. It's not like he has yellowing grotesque neck beard infected claws. I think those nail clippers are super cute. Also his nails look nice

[@kyla-mq1sb]

why do i relate with the whole “barrier between your skin and the things you touch” i feel so uncomfortable without long-ish nails

[@stuffiek7466]

Omg yes. Every time I break my nail it ruins my whole mood and I never touch anything with that finger 😭

[@theparalleluniversethatili9910]

Stuffie K yea..true i just- uh idk how to describe that weird feeling

[@NdellaTall]

im the opposite😭 that’s why i cant every ferry long nails it makes my stomach hurt to not touch w my actual skin

[@mike4402]

So do you like smacking the tips of your nails on everything you touch? I don't. When i'm typing I don't want to constantly be putting pressure from my nail bending backward on every key press. Also having to clean them constantly seems like a huge waste of time.

[@jumpobumpo]

Cries. I pick at my nails until theyre nubs

[@antifrizzy]

0:56 when the way he says “erth” kills me

[@lindagarcia7250]

OofGenocide Twitch omg fr 😂😂

[@cooliodiablo6117]

That came out from within his soul.

[@GuadalupeGuacamole]

I fucking snorted bruh...loudly😂😂😂😂

[@lunaa764]

Your reason for keeping them long makes perfect sense! I'm the opposite, I keep my nails really short because I despise the sensation of my nails touching certain textures/fabrics.

[@Problembeing]

Everyone to a girl: I love your long fingernails Everyone to a guy: your long fingernails are disgusting.

[@annamuller5313]

when a women have short nails: why don't they grow? how disgusting. when a men have long nails: disgusting cut them ! ┐(￣ヮ￣)┌

[@jamespoteat9361]

Look, your problem is not your fingernails. It’s your compete lack of a wristwatch.

[@cheesecakelasagna]

Holy shit, you just opened my third eye.

[@9sheen__325]

Ok how do i not realise that before......

[@Skye-vj7lr]

Reviewbrah duuude you need to see this comment

[@edwardsauve4836]

Indeed !

[@PastaSausta]

Damn it, you’re absolutely correct. He needs this. Damn..

[@_divinityyy]

Well, I guess its safe to say that he really NAILED this video.

[@laineynae7943]

700t haha yes 😂

[@macarenawangnet9346]

😂

[@domekanov4681]

H a h a Y e a h I s e e w h a t y o u d i d t h e r e

[@igcnik4556]

700t r/iseewhatyoudidthere

[@smelly_nut_hut2776]

People who use that profile picture that you are using on youtube should be killed I swear, out of every other image you could use as your profile picture....you ise the same generic one...change it, god dam change it

[@amicoughlin4569]

You seem like a great human being. This is the first video of yours I’ve watched. It seems already like we need more people in the world like you. Free to be themselves.

[@MrBoxer1200]

You are awesome. I am 60 years old and so appreciate your professionalism. Do you own thing. Peace

[@lindamon5101]

Do your own thing.

[@cosmicpiink1685]

Hi

[@La80R4TQRiii]

R u 61 yet

[@roydivision91]

011235 8 lmfaooooooo I was about to ask this 😂😂

[@madmilleruhohpoopy7215]

Peace

[@holychrei7978]

Idk man but he kinda looks like a lovechild of Lorde and Asa Butterfield lmaoooo

[@p0lyxena]

i was struggling to figure out who he looked like and you hit the nail on the head 😂😂

[@amandarowland]

Now add Mr. Rogers

[@metalmassacre3144]

Omg yes

[@gingerluigiwithnomoustache7411]

Take it back take it back

[@keegster7167]

holy chrei Definitely Lorde, but yeah, there’s some resemblance to Asa Butterfield too.

[@sinfulxiv9607]

4:27 God damn I almost died from that slam of your first.

[@sinfulxiv9607]

Nah but fr, it actually made me jump.

[@riot_rot]

Sinfulxiv first?

[@michelleobamafootcream9292]

I’m shaking and crying

[@wowalamoiz9489]

I can relate. My sister, who in Pakistan was openly supportive of LGBTQ, would say that growing long nails on men were DISGUSTING, and that I should just CONFORM instead of trying to STICK OUT.

[@stacysaurusrex]

We still love you reviewbrah

[@RoCK3rAD]

What’s your ig

[@jmm639]

Stacy u look like j.lo

[@espi_777]

Speak for yourself I’m a long-nails-phobe

[@gabriellethomas26]

'What a paradox that is....' I literally just discovered you and your channel and you are 1) gorgeous, 2) hilarious, 3) so soothing to listen to with your beautiful command of the English language and varied vocabulary, and 4) one of my new favourite KZbinrs. The persona you have created, your witty reviews, your insistence on wearing terribly tailored yet hugely endearing business attire and decades old tie styles and your natural comic timing are priceless. Bravo. I am a fan ❤

[@RED-hb1di]

If you enjoy those qualities about him I suggest you peruse the collection of filums by *the man* John MacLean.

[@gravity111587]

I like it too, but it's no persona I am sure. He is genuine.

[@gravity111587]

@Connor Todd that is true.

[@lorihibner103]

He sounds like gatsby and I’m here for it

[@johnkvvioletafrane0327]

His own way of reacting to mean comments, in a very sensible and funny way, are so admirable. Such a calm and kind-hearted person towards those who are insensitive and cold-hearted people. Hats off and respect to you brother.

[@brunotheexpert8230]

Imagine how much hate he goes thru every day . You are really strong and I admire you .

[@mickaylabigham5620]

I seriously died at the way you read their comments. You made THEM look like fools! Would love to be your friend, Reviewbrah! Keep it going!

[@Andrew..J]

I'm a classical guitarist. So I have long nails too, but only on one hand, and they're contoured to one side. And every time I meet someone I need to explain them. I know your pain

[@andresgonzalez-gm5ry]

Andrew Jatib same here.. sooo boring

[@JasonJia11]

Really? That's interesting. I learned something new.

[@1D991]

Same bro.

[@rawrberrys]

Guitar hands are beautiful! GUITAR HANDS MATTER!!!

[@rawrberrys]

No sarcasm ❣️

[@HurricaneHomer9]

*rapid nail clicking* "Title card." *rapid nail clicking continues*

[@sendimejia]

HurricQaneHomer9 weqq

[@2010georgian1]

What?

[@CharlieEdward25]

puma lol

[@kylie9687]

HurricaneHomer9 savage moment.

[@Annabell3333]

I am falling in LOVE with this guy!!! He is so damn hilarious!!!!!😂

[@lilyusi]

Dang now I feel bad. I commented about the nails not too long ago as I just stumbled on the channel. I'm soo sorry man! I greatly appreciate you sharing and being honest. Again I apologize! It was very ignorant of me.

[@JeremiahCarter]

lilyusi at least you apologized man

[@owenv3346]

Faith in humanity partially restored

[@SilverSageWolf]

This is so pure thank you

[@Kittie28]

Very big of you to post this. Respect.

[@Heightsomethinghuman]

Respect!

[@verifiedfangirl6107]

Instagram thots: **Have literal claws that make Wolverine look like he has needles** People: Sexy Reviewbrah: **Has fingernails past finger tips** People: So you have chosen *death*

[@arguechefs2998]

I have disagree on em, Review brah is the pinnacle of sexy. Instagram thots are just women taking ass picks while having people simp for em. On the other hand, even if he does the smallest thing, people treat him like he's the messiah (he is) and make memes out of him.

[@mki_kitlof]

And the comment award of the year goes to: Verified Fangirl.

[@0.111mg]

the incels arrived!

[@jiltedlittle6868]

Verified Fangirl why doesnt this have more likes guys blow this one up

[@XxleaXx98]

This guy is as pure as it gets

[@euriditia]

Your fingernails are fine, they are well kept and clean. My cousin had super long natural nails, but they were like an inch long (which is fine) except for the fact he NEVER cleaned his nails which resulted in extremely dirty fingernails. Fingernails do not bother me if they are well kept and if they are comfortable for you, then that's good! Keep doing you bro. :) I'm also super jealous of how elegant your hands look too.

[@frreakshow7258]

You lowkey remind me of Normal spongebob

[@lindagarcia7250]

Isabella Marie omfgg 😂😂

[@CEO_of_Autism_]

lmao yes😭 this is such an underrated comment

[@freya9709]

Omg😂😂

[@izdatbOi]

This is literally the OOOOOooonly time I've ever felt that someone has used the term "lowkey" not only accurately, but to it's full potential. Every other time I fucking cringe the fuck out. Good job, samaritan. 👍

[@camillegomez1835]

Isabella Marie in normal spongebob’s voice *hi, how are you*

[@Prod_by_7]

I love how he turns all of the mean comments into jokes and basically roast the people who comment

[@breadandcircus1]

Your HANDS ARE SO BEAUTIFUL, ELEGANT SHAPE, HANDS OF AN ANGELICAL BEING !

[@user-ny5cu5ol1p]

Now imagine a hand job from those beauties!!!

[@redmoon9650]

Satan eww wtf

[@joshpop1able]

Omg wtf

[@AnatolyPotapov]

An angelical rat 🐀

[@jz3265]

breadandcircus1 yes

[@NipItInTheBud100]

LOL…I love how you use your wit and sense of humor to counter these stooges!!

[@amethyst6549]

I was so amazed by your hands that I used them as references for my drawings how can people hate your nails...

[@aneekakhan4908]

Exactlyyyy his hands are really beautiful

[@Call-me-Al]

@@aneekakhan4908 he could probably even do hand modelling

[@ChadMojito]

This is the best thing I've seen in a while. Truly amazing. Also that necktie is really epic.

[@lulzdragon7339]

4:54 Reviewbrah you innocent soul.

[@ciara7172]

What was it

[@Antidepressiva1980]

Weed

[@i25island46]

Damn. Beat me to it

[@lulzdragon7339]

mary-jew-wanna

[@ChizzyG115]

He’s truly innocent

[@georgecoventry8441]

Very good. I discovered the same thing myself (with the over-sensitive skin when the fingernails are cut short) through growing my nails long for playing classical guitar. For guitar, though, you only grow long nails on the right hand (the picking and strumming hand), while you must keep them quite short on the left hand (the chording hand). So you end up with long nails on one hand, short nails on the other, which some people find weird, and they wonder why you're doing it. But yes, the skin at the edge of the nail or just under the edge of the nail feels VERY sensitive if you cut the long nails short for some reason after having had them long, and it's quite uncomfortable...for awhile...for several weeks, in fact. Eventually the sensitivity goes away and then it's not a problem anymore. The reason you get such hostile and extreme reactions from various people is that they have never matured emotionally at all, and the moment they see anything that isn't like them, it upsets them and they get hostile, angry, and viciously reactive. They probably have no idea how out of control they are of their own thoughts and emotional state. Their immediate instinct is to attack, ridicule, insult, and even threaten anyone who draws their attention by not being like them in some way. People like this can be found in every schoolyard, and they're called "bullies", but you'd hope they'd have grown out of it by the time they reach their late teens, wouldn't you? Thanks for your thoughtful and highly amusing videos. :)

[@thaliat4094]

0:00- 0:13 needs to be a meme

[@boddahcobain5894]

IT DOOOOES

[@kueapel911]

the finger tapping is the most important part through the statement. it *MUST* be included. Excluding it would remove every single credibility of his statement to the point he will turn into a total fraud.

[@samgriffitts4304]

Ikr😂

[@barrywhite5062]

Got chills then brah

[@morgan8696]

OMG IT DOES

[@CHOMPGUTS]

Your hands are actually beautiful wth

[@Tillyyyy14]

Waist Management Get the fuck over yourself bro. Fuck outta here

[@johnnyaverage9694]

I’m glad you’re finally answering the real questions.

[@Lulu-tk6bd]

I also detest how the skin in that area feels when the nails are too short, is so uncomfortable

[@sethcorporation9023]

How could you ever hate on this man he is the most chill person I know in my life. If he gets mad the world might as well end.

[@diegggz4961]

Reviewbrah, can you teach me how to be comfortable with myself and take criticism so gracefully as you do? Thanks.

[@kpi4162]

hes dying from inside so u cant learn nothing

[@margeezy]

When you’re making KZbin money no matter what, it doesn’t really matter what anyone says if they’re still filling up your bank account .

[@zaidaltikriti3827]

Tech deck No neck great timing on that...

[@arintheseatsesh6242]

Tech deck No neck Lmao.okay.

[@elledubb4890]

It's called having zero fucks. Or that's what I live by anyway.

[@christieralph]

Oh my gosh I was chuckling this whole time. The way you are reacting to these silly comments is hilarious. Happy Tuesday!