I React To Cruel Comments About My Fingernails

I react to the abundance of comments regarding my long fingernails and attempt to reveal the answer as to why I keep them long. Top secret and classified information will be uncovered today! It is time.
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[@999thenewman]

You seem more lively and less depressed this week.

[@mulberrytree4553]

TheReportOfTheWeek i 💝 your finger nail!!!!!

[@yxor]

Have a pleasant afternoon sir

[@brizolaki2]

TheReportOfTheWeek you should be a memes announcer right after the news

[@aacechapman5831]

TheReportOfTheWeek cook your own pizza, cut it with your fingernails, and then review it.

[@Prismacolor1993]

Is it just me, or could he be a model? He is uniquely handsome, which I feel modeling agencies look for

[@brunettezprettyr4296]

He really could model

[@gotnojams1409]

I was looking for this comment

[@EricCEBALLOS11]

I was genuinely looking for a comment saying how handsome he is, because he is. He has the face & body for high fashion modeling...which not many people have the qualifications to do

[@johasnolife5121]

truee

[@rubylee9849]

unfortunately he is probably too short

[@samanthaquinonez4350]

I didn’t even notice the nails? They aren’t that long and they don’t really bother me

[@fluffypinkglitterwingz8082]

Hi cousin!!! 🙋🙋🙋 O have the same last name as you in real life! 🤣

[@makaylacunning5727]

Me: -clicks video- Also me: What nails?

[@LuckyoJhihi]

Exactly. Cmon brah, don't cut your nails if you don't want to, they look cool in you while you keep them clean, and I think you are *really* clean

[@fallenkora4068]

Yeah, I was thinking the same thing? Maybe people are telling him to cut them since it’s not often you’ll see guys with longer nails? But his aren’t even that long/ bad at all. I think people are overreacting.

[@kimsegiixoxo1123]

Woww didn't notice it XD

[@geager2]

the slightly longish nails come across as quite manicured and refined, not disgusting at all. be proud of your elegant hands man, it's a very cool look!

[@nabranestwistypuzzler7019]

They’re short, not slightly longish. That’s when you go past a quarter of an inch.

[@chey13chey]

They truly are always clean so I have no problems 🤷🏻‍♀️

[@anettehirscher4355]

I really like how he stands by the things he likes. He likes his finger nails long? He keeps them. He likes vintage suits? He wears them! No matter what people say. Way to go man! 🙌🏻 more people should be like that.

[@perrycoffey5410]

Women definitely don't want long nails on a guy

[@ashkicka.22]

@@perrycoffey5410Well it suits him imo 😁 I like ‘em! Clean piano fingers are lovely 😊

[@sunwukong7567]

​@@perrycoffey5410Different women like different things. Plus, why should he comb his hair, or choose a certain color of socks because of women?

[@fourgotten]

​​@@perrycoffey5410😆 You might be quite surprised. As a cishet male, with long fingernails most of my life, I've never had any complaints, and more than a few compliments. Just keep them clean and well manicured, and most of the ladies have no issue with them.

[@yasiem6245]

​@@perrycoffey5410 women aren't a monolith, you know that right?

[@TuMadre6995]

i've never been so obsessed with a person

[@cheesecakelasagna]

Relatable, have a nice day.

[@communityreject3627]

@@s.i2898 sī

[@tj6193]

The first time I saw my co-worker watching review brah I said, "This is the boring & stupid." Now I listen to the VORW International Podcast regularly. The hiatus is killing me.

[@pinknosochek]

this is an underrated comment its just too accurate

[@adamrules01]

He has h

[@semoremo9548]

This popped up on my recommended. I have no idea who he is and yet I find myself wondering how people even noticed his fingernails and why everyone seems to have such strong opinions about them

[@ImNotACatLawyerButIPlayOneOnTV]

Same. I clicked thinking he was gonna have raptor claws or something. 0/10.

[@cupcakemenace2036]

Me too! I was like how long are his fingernails gonna be and they were only slightly long.

[@nanekokuya7160]

s a m e .

[@valerialembo8782]

Same here, and it's just fkn nails what's wrong with themmmm

[@susanmcpeak7267]

💯 EXACTLY

[@floatingshoppinglist5193]

This dude is a comedic genius. His non aggressive jokes and self awareness is unmatched.

[@malieck4005]

I really appreciate that he doesn't cut his talking! How rare, makes him appear so confident and well-spoken

[@Lnblackberry48]

This man is barely in his 20s and he already sounds like an expensive Ivy League highly rated professor

[@say7867]

Ivy League universities aren’t the best. ;D

[@reecefullerton4252]

Say Lol but they are

[@say7867]

@@reecefullerton4252 Nope. The education is not really "the best".

[@gioflores]

@Say that’s opinion based my dude.

[@say7867]

@@gioflores Nah, not really. You have to look at the education, etc. Sometimes, there is no other "opinion". But if you think so, okay. ^^

[@jpowner58]

I just watched 16 minutes of a guy talking about his long finger nails. My time was not wasted

[@bonboe7306]

Ikr

[@mooz7848]

I've had longer B)

[@Call-me-Al]

I have never seen this dude before, I thought his nails would be horrendously chewed to the point where they were misshapen or something, but no. He had perfectly normal nails (especially if you are used to guitar players who like using their nails). Apparently some people just project their nail fetish and gay panic boners as being his fault somehow instead of their own damn responsibility. Ugh.

[@happiness13smilelove]

"The pale skin, the long hideous fingernails, the oversized suit hanging of your skeletal frame. You're like a fast food Nosferatu" Wow, I mean, that's exactly how I wanna look.

[@razor6552]

Nosferatu is the best and probably first movie vampire. The teachers showed it to us in fifth grade. It was so cool.

[@leahdawson6196]

I always thought his nails were really pretty and elegant looking. It adds flare. :O

[@cj222100]

I actually never noticed his fingernails before, they're not THAT long. I mean, there's a little free edge, but I don't find them even that noticeable. I've seen men with much longer ones.

[@theninth5691]

U know, I never noticed either lol I was too busy watching for the actual content and enjoying it. I think ppl that notice things and blow then out of proportion, they just seem like uneducated and highly miserable ppl. Honestly.

[@kkkdasilva9404]

I have much longer finger nails, and I dont even know why is this so wrong, I think its cool

[@cullenbohannon1408]

I didn't notice because it doesn't matter who cares!

[@barnaclebailey]

But did you cut your fingernails?

[@garfieldandfriends1]

It's funny because nobody said anything if woman has a nail like him but some people freaks out when a male has the same fingernails instead

[@AdrianJimenez70]

This dude not only made a video about fingernails entertaining, he actually delivered a good motivational message about individuality. Great job.

[@theninth5691]

Agreed!

[@RT-qd8yl]

As someone with koilonychia I would take a life to have this man's fingernails

[@Flash_790]

I keep my fingernails long for the same reason and I admire this man. I've always found it amusing how much people let the length of somebody else's fingernails bother them. It's a very efficient way to weed out the simpletons who aren't worth my time.

[@7luckymars]

Taking care of your hands & fingernails is such an attractive feature honestly.

[@tammycampbell7797]

He protecc, He attacc, But most importantly, He can scratch your bacc.

[@gbangerlove]

Tammy Campbell what the fuck? learn to spell

[@Spthomas47]

@@gbangerlove not familiar with that particular meme, eh?

[@gbangerlove]

Misspelling isn’t a meme. If so then the meme itself is misspelled by someone less educated then the common.

[@tammycampbell7797]

FryManAuty Vlogs Oh, chill out. I can probably spell better than you. It's a meme people use, mostly about dogs. It's how dogs spell. 😄

[@Spthomas47]

@@gbangerlove *than

[@WilsonEatsASMR]

Honestly, this is the first time I ever noticed your nails. Now I'll be staring them the whole time, and wondering what powers they store.

[@awsumisaiah2849]

WilsonEatsASMR same man I never noticed it before

[@McCrispyTaco]

Same

[@Coros_Midnight]

Its a direct correlation to his power. The longer the more powerful. i'd says he's at 75% power as of this video. (it doesn't bother me at all)

[@misterdrummings]

WilsonEatsASMR Same here...never noticed his fingernails, and I've watched many reviews.

[@juliano2334]

WilsonEatsASMR same

[@Straw_berri44]

He looks so British and then you hear his accent Feels American

[@hl3668]

Nobody: People: omg ur fingernails disgust me Girls: my nails are longer that ur whole face Bruh his fingernails are fine and shouldn’t disturb you.

[@Humanophage]

Is he a girl?

[@keefingthathoe]

@@Humanophage so? Is there a rule that men should have short ass nails?

[@puertoriconnect4611]

I wanna be friends with this guy so bad. Such a good dude.

[@spencerhazard814]

Me to he would be a chill dude

[@jakepiller9851]

Get him high

[@justingutierrez3482]

Nice Kurt Cobain profile pic

[@KendricStern]

Rip Kurt

[@cfg2704]

Kurt Cobsin would have wrote a song about him.

[@rais14]

"you're like a fast food nosferatu" LMFAO CRYING

[@andresgonzalez-gm5ry]

Loooooll

[@atom0824]

😂😂😂

[@MattHGHFiverr]

Color me blue and black, but what exactly is noisefurandtwo?

[@michaelfitzgerald3467]

@@MattHGHFiverr vampire. Nosferatu, a great vampire movie by Werner Herzog starring Klaus Kinski.

[@blackdogultra]

Yep me too, good shit!😂😂😂

[@pjsleepwalker3010]

As a retired Nail Tech who did completions, your nails are exactly what I would look for in a model to work on. I honestly believe that girls envy them, and guys are afraid of them because they are not ones you see on many hands. Rock those nails! To me, they are perfection. For all the haters, get a life.

[@lorelaiwilliams168]

His poise. Politeness. He’s so wise. I genuinely strive to be more like him. Thank you, reviewbrah. Continue to be an inspiration:)

[@codyshannon8122]

Hearing ReviewBruh even say the word ass gave me the chills.

[@DeathKink]

Cody Shannon amen brother

[@yourstruly7086]

0:50

[@TabithaStabitha]

I love the way New Englanders say Ass, the rest of us bore me with it

[@softie7450]

I nearly busted a whole nut

[@brodycoates2510]

Yeah how come he didn't censor it.

[@laurenmclachlan]

The weirdest part of this video is him reading the slang in the comments.

[@brianpimentel2084]

i think thats the funniest part and im from nyc

[@Fancycharmlet]

*The best part

[@Davidj1095]

Has me dying

[@kekambas79]

Have me cracking up! Tears coming out of my eyes!!

[@ilikedogz7639]

It's his, own personality.

[@hamburgereater8567]

words cannot describe how much i love this man, like god damN he has the good vibes that no one else has

[@donaldbair1523]

My wife and I never noticed your fingernails! I don't know how decent people like yourself can put up with low lifes like these trolls. I think it is their way to have something they say to be seen by others. They are sad, sad people who I'd bet never make anything of themselves. Keep up the good work young man!

[@razor6552]

I imagine these trolls being given a new SUV. "I don't like it. There's a couple of spots of mud on the tire"

[@atonesb5251]

Reviewbrah teaching an entire generation of youtubers that it's okay to be yourself.

[@mike42ohio]

The hallmark of a humble human-being is the ability to accept criticism without becoming angry, obsessed or depressed.

[@Premod]

teaching an entire generation of youtubers the biggest lie of the 21st century

[@JK-vc7ie]

Atone SB It’s not ok.

[@Morrigan855]

@@Premod but it's ok to be yourself though

[@TheMB2333]

Reviewbrah fears NO MAN.

[@pusillirex]

i am no man

[@mcnasty6231]

With nails like those, he has nothing to fear.

[@Sunmoon1997]

666

[@HikaruHazama]

Reviewbrah EATS those hate comments faster than he eats his food

[@LORDV4DER]

Can someone please explain why u call him reviewbruh

[@_froggy_f0g_2]

I love how dramatic he reads these 😂 and how he explains them in so much detail 😂

[@jstarASMR3103]

Why do I have the sudden urge to start growing my finger nails out now?🤣🤣 I love you and this response was perfect. It’s a personal preference of yours and it’s totally understandable and you’re allowed to do whatever you want.

[@kittyykatie]

this man is an absolute legend. his humor is so dry and the sarcasm is so strong. amazing.

[@pumpkinguts308]

0:00- 0:09 Me talking to myself in the mirror

[@jaredcousino]

Choke Dolly hahaha.. I had to go back and see that again to remember what he said.. I'm dead!!! 😂😂

[@thestranger8650]

Choke Dolly respect

[@PRODFOD]

Self degredation memes

[@joshuacalebbevington]

Choke Dolly nooooo😂😭

[@lilthotslayerakayungsweetp7109]

Choke Dolly do ya need somewhere to vent? Im here for ya buddy

[@amicoughlin4569]

You seem like a great human being. This is the first video of yours I’ve watched. It seems already like we need more people in the world like you. Free to be themselves.

[@RoseMoon-zy4jq]

Women who grow out their armpit & leg hair get this same sort of intolerance too. Our society has instilled the idea that only certain things are acceptable for men & other things only acceptable for women.

[@aztecwarrior5189]

“Fast food Nosferatu” is probably the most apt description about this man.

[@VexingVelocity]

I hope Reviewbrah's nails grow so long that they reach out and touch every single person that left a comment about them. In their homes, their places of work and business, at their weddings, their graduations, etc.

[@no-empathyy-lynn-molment]

😂😂

[@morgan_____4290]

What a creepy image 💀💀

[@fresapreso1491]

HAHAH YES

[@Cat-lb3eo]

Underrated comment

[@jaehyunsbread1490]

this is so random and hilarious🤣🤣

[@Emilyarrucci]

I love this😂 you are awesome!! Keep doing you!🥰

[@TheReportOfTheWeek]

Thank you! You too!

[@marsilenasanchez7980]

Lmfaoo the fact that he’s so serious just cracks me up 🤣

[@cookiem12321]

Why am I so intrigued by him??? He looks like a male Lorde? Just me?

[@kimberlywilliams7066]

He does lol

[@olivia6432]

DUDE HE DOES 😶😶

[@xgarr458]

Duuuuude! 😂😂😂

[@sentinel4636]

Almost

[@user-hb4zz4gh5e]

Omg he does

[@Amanda-md2yy]

Brah, don’t let any peasant tell you what to do with your glorious talons.

[@martindyulgerov5058]

Amanda M lol best comment

[@chelc6101]

My thoughts exactly! We need more glorious well taken care of nails like that around. No one bothers beauty gurus about having claws glued to the ends of their fingers. That's extra. His nails are just more majestic than the average man's.

[@stephendoyle1151]

Now that's a comment fkn love it 🤣🤣🤣

[@cellman1829]

I admit when I came across your channel and started watching ( I'm a sub now ) for a bit , I did notice your fingernails but mainly because I'm just a very observant individual as it is. Up until seeing this video I did think it was strange but I was never angered or thought less of you. I appreciate you taking the time to explain and you do take care of them. So you have opened my eyes too and people just need to get a grip and not worry so much about other people but care about themselves. I will do the same and just because someone doesn't follow the " norms " doesn't mean they are different it means they are an individual. Thank you for humbling me even more then I usually am. This video was actually profound. As long as we breathe there are always lessons to be learned. Tolerance is a big one.

[@trufantom21]

TheReportOfTheWeek I have recently come across your videos and I immensely enjoy your content. I know I'm a few years late but I would like say that I find you to be a very interesting person with real charisma. Keep up the great work.

[@calebwiebe7826]

My man here even blocks out the haters names....he's too good for us😐

[@2milk711]

Amen

[@samiarts7589]

I swear this dude is an amazing comedian

[@jordanjohnson7142]

I've said it before and I'll say it again: if this is all an act, he is the greatest comedic mind of all time.

[@legomybanana9325]

HES HILARIOUS

[@crystaljames1626]

I have to honestly say, you are great the way to are! This is exactly why I raise all 3 of my kids in an open, loving, none judgmental environment! There is so much hate in this world! Let everyone be who they are, how exactly is that affecting you? Thank you for your calmness and honesty! God bless!

[@meghanwillson8319]

There’s something truly Intriguing about you I must say. I just stumbled upon you and your videos like 10 mins ago and I can honestly say your very unique. You have 2 million followers which shows me a lot of other ppl can agree with me. I like you and I’m going to support you and your videos. ❤️❤️ don’t listen to ignorant ppl. Buddha teaches us that the opinions of others show us who they truly are and how we react to those opinions and comments shows who we truly are. You are not bothered and it’s very invigorating.

[@tmusa2002]

This kid is comfortable in his own skin. We can learn something about that from this crazy video topic. You keep doing you, ROTW. Nails and all. 🙂

[@thedoc8338]

This dude manages to simultaneously look 85 and 12

[@nabranestwistypuzzler7019]

I guess

[@mahmoodsiddiqui8064]

Yooooo that's what I was thinking

[@nabranestwistypuzzler7019]

Well we know he has to be in at least his 20s because his voice had broken even 9 years ago.

[@teddyteddy2951]

@@nabranestwistypuzzler7019 he's 24

[@joseph-id8lb]

19 or 48

[@Lulu-tk6bd]

I also detest how the skin in that area feels when the nails are too short, is so uncomfortable

[@invoctumectus]

ASMRtist in every roleplay ever: 6:47

[@FlyingOverTr0ut]

The opening needs to be remixed. And if you clip your nails, please review the nail clipper, ReviewBrah.

[@selc4690]

YOOOO ITS MY BOI

[@ahmedbalucci]

"11 years ago" he meant in 1678

[@humbertoramirez767]

He meant 300 B.C😭

[@dedsrsngl]

@@humbertoramirez767 u ruined it. the joke is because he dresses and looks like a 1764 politician not a cave man

[@humbertoramirez767]

Tiffany Jade I’m not talking about that....

[@humbertoramirez767]

Tiffany Jade I was talking about how people refer to him as Our lord and savior aka God...cause he was here before all of us why tf would I think a politician in 300 B.C??

[@Theworldisscrewed]

I bet he lived with Shakespeare lol

[@SexyWhiteMail]

4:54 "I don't know if that is a picture of fingernails... on your avatar there. I don't know what that is." lmao That's weed, my dude!

[@brunotheexpert8230]

Imagine how much hate he goes thru every day . You are really strong and I admire you .

[@FilthyManatee]

"Fast Food Nosferatu" is a great name, you should run with it and made a second channel.

[@AbuHajarAlBugatti]

FilthyManatee Yeah that would be a great and fun name

[@lilmogwaii]

Yes

[@JimmyB2772]

Halloween special?

[@ltankhsd]

It has both alliteration and assonance, genius.

[@Chenso2099]

He HAS TO dress up as Nosferatu for Halloween!

[@patrickbateman4541]

*THE FAST FOOD NOSFERATU* 😭😭💀

[@ChadMojito]

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[@dianecandoflamtaps9557]

I love you Reviewbrah!! Your reviews, your fingernails, your suits, your personality, your humor, your intelligence, and the fact that you deal with all these foolish, ignorant people with such class! I’m so happy I found your channel and always look forward to your new videos! These people are just jealous of your “rat-like claws!” 😉 ❤️❤️👍👍👍

[@lunaa764]

Your reason for keeping them long makes perfect sense! I'm the opposite, I keep my nails really short because I despise the sensation of my nails touching certain textures/fabrics.

[@TheReportOfTheWeek]

Happy Tuesday! Today I look at the controversy surrounding my fingernails and why I keep them at the length I do. POLL At 14:24 mark.

[@2222Lilou2222]

TheReportOfTheWeek Honestly i didnt thought there is one person out there who actually hates the feeling when the Skin of the fingers come in touch with something too, i think the same way but i actually cut them because i think its disgusting to keep them that long i atleast let my Fingernails 1mm so its just fine

[@spycrab5227]

Feels bad man

[@TheCartman283]

Run on empty

[@jameshite4820]

TheReportOfTheWeek - Thanks for addressing your nails. And if your toenails are long please cut them as well. 👍🏼👍🏼

[@devadedo]

Im the opposite, i don't like the sensation of having my nails long, and I've always wondered how people could go about the day with long nails "getting in the way" but I've sometimes wished i had the ability to get over it myself. Yay for doing whatever you want in life.

[@Problembeing]

Everyone to a girl: I love your long fingernails Everyone to a guy: your long fingernails are disgusting.

[@annamuller5313]

when a women have short nails: why don't they grow? how disgusting. when a men have long nails: disgusting cut them ! ┐(￣ヮ￣)┌

[@catalinaschezg]

This is the first time I’ve seen one of your videos and omg you’re so cool!! ❤️ And your fingernails are really pretty! 💖

[@melissamixon6212]

His tie matching the curtains and place mat is epic❣️😂❣️

[@Agile_Monk]

I feel like Im watching a boss pick apart his employees for talking crap about him on social media

[@holychrei7978]

Idk man but he kinda looks like a lovechild of Lorde and Asa Butterfield lmaoooo

[@p0lyxena]

i was struggling to figure out who he looked like and you hit the nail on the head 😂😂

[@amandarowland]

Now add Mr. Rogers

[@metalmassacre3144]

Omg yes

[@gingerluigiwithnomoustache7411]

Take it back take it back

[@keegster7167]

holy chrei Definitely Lorde, but yeah, there’s some resemblance to Asa Butterfield too.

[@yoona_bunny9939]

I can’t be the only one who jumped when he hit the table.😂🤣 also I love his finger nails!

[@cloudf772]

Omg hes a great comedian!!! He always has me dying of laughter

[@_divinityyy]

Well, I guess its safe to say that he really NAILED this video.

[@laineynae7943]

700t haha yes 😂

[@macarenawangnet9346]

😂

[@domekanov4681]

H a h a Y e a h I s e e w h a t y o u d i d t h e r e

[@igcnik4556]

700t r/iseewhatyoudidthere

[@smelly_nut_hut2776]

People who use that profile picture that you are using on youtube should be killed I swear, out of every other image you could use as your profile picture....you ise the same generic one...change it, god dam change it

[@thebateman7949]

Though his talons are unnerving, His character's unswerving. He's of much success deserving, Reviewbrah for the win!

[@MrJadedGreen]

I can hear that with the Adam's Family tune. You are a poet MASTER BATeman!

[@iamtheicelord]

I love your sense of humor, Review Brah!

[@solarpixiejournals]

I think you are one in a million, just really entertaining, smart and witty.

[@SariennMusic73]

I positively love this kid. 16 minutes about fingernails. He's just all kinds of kickass.

[@antifrizzy]

0:56 when the way he says “erth” kills me

[@lindagarcia7250]

OofGenocide Twitch omg fr 😂😂

[@cooliodiablo6117]

That came out from within his soul.

[@GuadalupeGuacamole]

I fucking snorted bruh...loudly😂😂😂😂

[@Josuh]

I see now that a lot of people are meeting Reviewbrah for the first time with this video and I couldn't be happier

[@mishkadishka4729]

The aura of no fucx given is so overwhelming 🔥 love it!

[@DickTrickleqt]

bite them and make a fingernail food review

[@Sasori23231]

Or just finger food loll

[@halvmane5969]

Tastes like cartilage

[@bhoykenny8775]

Dick Trickle I laughed so hard my head hurt

[@athinab4440]

HAHAHHAHAHA

[@scallie6462]

VII-XXIII-XI-VI they are actually Keratin, more like your hair than like cartilage..

[@joannamoreno323]

My diagnosis as a nail tech: a high hyponychium (the skin under the nail) that’s why he doesn’t like the feeling is of the skin underneath being exposed

[@estebanb7166]

Interesting insight. I went straight to Google.

[@zuzu6864]

Thatz me

[@Summerrainfalling]

Yes! I also have a high hyponychium, but since I’m femme no one thinks my nails are too long. 🙄 🤦🏻‍♀️ His nails are pretty and not even long.

[@jb7136]

I've just found your videos & have subscribed on my work account. I plan to also sub at home as well. That said, I noticed your nails & the lightness of your skin, along with your frame in general. I looked similar 20+ years ago. My son looks similar now. It's always amazed me that people feel the need to comment on your/my/my son's appearance alone, much less in rude ways. Sometimes people have issues or problems causing certain things. Sometimes it's just how people look. There's nothing unnatural about your appearance in any way. There's nothing wrong with how you look, dress, or how long/short you decide your nails should be. Nobody else gets to make those decisions. I just appreciate how great your videos are & I'm glad I found you in 2022.

[@user-fr6hq7kg4q]

6:40 this is for personal reasons 🥵😏

[@Xigbar295]

At 4:55 when he sees a pic of weed and goes 'i don't know what that is' - I lost it.

[@veganpajamas4211]

KingSteelo47 heh i seen that stuff 2

[@airbomb24]

KingSteelo47 yea i was pretty sure he was just being snarky

[@Xigbar295]

I'm almost certain he was.

[@thaliat4094]

0:00- 0:13 needs to be a meme

[@boddahcobain5894]

IT DOOOOES

[@kueapel911]

the finger tapping is the most important part through the statement. it *MUST* be included. Excluding it would remove every single credibility of his statement to the point he will turn into a total fraud.

[@samgriffitts4304]

Ikr😂

[@barrywhite5062]

Got chills then brah

[@morgan8696]

OMG IT DOES

[@genehunsinger3981]

Hey Qualls,,these are just as fun as the reviews.

[@AtkinsMusic93]

I am the exact same way. I have sensory issues with having my nails short. So I have to keep them somewhat long. I’ve had a few women say they are jealous of my healthy nails.

[@dukem10able]

His finger nails aren't dirty nor excessively long.. I'm not understanding what the problem is.

[@JM-fo1te]

I don't see a damn guitar anywhere

[@nartron3000]

Views brah...views

[@jmorgan87]

It's not inherently problematic but there is a perceived connotation of a claw-like dexterousness combined with an uncanny ghoulishly feminine appearance given Brah's unique overall hand structure.

[@tehgreendino2761]

Shag504 my nails grow freakishly fast, so i always have pretty long nails, it gets embarrassing lol

[@StinkManX]

TehGreenDino do they grow faster when u feel the urge to kill?

[@HurricaneHomer9]

*rapid nail clicking* "Title card." *rapid nail clicking continues*

[@sendimejia]

HurricQaneHomer9 weqq

[@2010georgian1]

What?

[@CharlieEdward25]

puma lol

[@kylie9687]

HurricaneHomer9 savage moment.

[@indigochild161]

Dude, you are so awesome! Keep being you

[@xTessek84x]

I've always thought you have longer than usual nails, but they're always clean & well kept. I keep mine short though I leave my thumbnail longer because I need to use them functionally for all kinds of things. You do you Brah.

[@jamespoteat9361]

Look, your problem is not your fingernails. It’s your compete lack of a wristwatch.

[@cheesecakelasagna]

Holy shit, you just opened my third eye.

[@9sheen__325]

Ok how do i not realise that before......

[@Skye-vj7lr]

Reviewbrah duuude you need to see this comment

[@edwardsauve4836]

Indeed !

[@PastaSausta]

Damn it, you’re absolutely correct. He needs this. Damn..

[@richardekert1939]

As a nail biter, I'm actually quite impressed and envious of your nails. Good on you for having the discipline to look after them!

[@estebanb7166]

Same

[@user-nf8ru1zi3l]

Sameee

[@eliartistik]

Hi, we don't look after them, we just don't bite them, and just cut it when they break or are too long, it's not that much effort, actually it's less effort them keeping them short

[@emoshrek8902]

As a person who plays guitar and have to cut the nails, I'm really envious

[@LuckyoJhihi]

Same

[@Kazza_8240]

So refreshing to see someone not care what people think of their appearance, and just do what he feels comfortable with, a lot of people could learn from this young guy. I wish I could be so comfortable in my own skin.

[@goboldly5700]

Bruh!!! You are the most genuine person ever. In so many ways you are a mirror of the human condition.

[@cristiannn_413]

I really respect your style and how you treat yourself, I’m not joking, honestly!

[@vesper7750]

Same :)

[@cristiannn_413]

poida say what you want

[@robertmyers3684]

poida he's a-countin' all them KZbin subscriptions

[@reddoorpaintedblack]

On a serious note, anyone who listens to your explanation and doesn't understand is a liar. When you have longer fingernails for a period of time the tips of your fingers do become hyper sensitive. I think many people don't realize this and are so irritated because he's obviously well groomed yet longer fingernails in men is assumed as a grooming oversight. It's an unfair discrimination if you ask me.

[@NoName-ng9uv]

Oh i didn't know that! Poor guy!

[@JulieT..]

I completely understand where he is coming from. If I break a nail and it is short it is quite bothersome and I don't like the sensation either. 💅

[@squeakerkid915]

Same and I am a guy

[@OrangeBroom]

I went from biting my nails to letting them grow back and forth and the initial feeling is very weird. If you let them grow and tap the desk it feels weird that it doesn't touch your fingertips anymore, but if you cut them, suddenly the mushy feeling is back and the part where your nail used to be gets so cold and exposed

[@remissiveslave]

I hsve grow paranoid over my nails because of the times I clawed someone playing basketball. I hate the damn feeling and sound of cutting them, I need to take a hot shower otherwise they don't get clipped.

[@jirehpsalm2806]

You are so funny and your reactions are hilarious. I am pleased with this video.

[@annabelljoyce9065]

I am falling in LOVE with this guy!!! He is so damn hilarious!!!!!😂

[@Wildernessquestoutdoors]

Your sarcasm and polite way of insulting the people insulting you just got you a sub. Good job dude. Also, if you keep eating fast food the suits won’t be too large anymore. No worries dude.

[@coolnhlfan1]

Ok your joking but he eats like 3 bites and throws it away

[@rioreason]

Fast food never helped anyone. What he might want (if he cares) is a nutritionist to help him gain. It would likely be a rough start, just like with any major diet change, but once someone gets into the routine and habit of a healthy lifestyle change, it soon enough becomes second nature.

[@soggysocks196]

Reviewbrah triggered

[@waynecampbell9714]

Fast food would just make him fat, if he finished anything. Honestly I can't take 1bite with out feeling sick I don't blame him for throwing it out after tasting enough of it for the review.

[@DumbArse]

The suits are not large you know? Old style suits are baggy/loose

[@nataliealfera7225]

First ten seconds when one of my sisters eats my leftovers I was saving

[@elysiam]

i think youtube is recommending to me only what you comment on tbh

[@Davidj1095]

I’m cryinggggg

[@adamdavey6102]

Natalie Alfera lmao looooool 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@rosalie257able]

Natalie Alfera hahaha talk about perfect timing

[@henokhsatrio8804]

Reviewbrah is a true gentleman. 6:38 that's like Evil Dead right? 😂