I Read Fanfics... But I Ship Myself with my Husband

[@sheeraxo4577]

Danny: horny, currently flirting Brandon: flattered, but currently running away cause shy

[@Daddy_Crayon]

Actuate

[@floraaaaaaaaaaco]

@@Daddy_Crayon Accurate?

[@AlexMartinez-be9xm]

@@floraaaaaaaaaaco accurate

[@Sheepywe]

@@floraaaaaaaaaaco accurate

[@desabell089]

@@Daddy_Crayon ah yes acutate

[@irenee3738]

Danny: I’ll probably laugh ***** Arny: *breathes before the first line* Danny: *dies of laughter*

[@yenaismail8837]

"They've been together for 13 years so the youngest she can be is... 22" ah yes the classic story of meeting the love of your life at 9 years of age ✨

[@ellie_ibarra111]

I’m literally crying right now 💀

[@OvrStim1]

and the very widely relatable situation of getting married at 12 ✨

[@roroluv1639]

DEAD

[@Imbrokeandineedmoney]

I LAUGHING SO HARD DED💀💀💀

[@slytherindork8459]

Apparently they aren’t the love of each other’s lives if they’re BOTH cheating😂

[@Hazbin_hotel-lover111]

Deku voice : activated Bakugou voice: somehow also activated

[@bakugokatsuki5360]

Lmao what part of the video we talking about 😭

[@Hazbin_hotel-lover111]

Idk lol I wrote this two months ago

[@bakugokatsuki5360]

@@Hazbin_hotel-lover111 lol hadn't watched the whole thing yet cause I can't focus on crap today

[@bakudeku4ever0]

What😮

[@DraftedRedd]

23:40 probably 💀 Or 25:40 Maybe 26:38 (I’m dedicated) 28:05 how is he good at both, I- 💀

[@simoliky6146]

Arny: "You address me as sir" Danny: "Alright sir bend over" I died 😂

[@I_GET_NO_SL33P]

When they're both tops lmao

[@simoliky6146]

@@I_GET_NO_SL33P Danny has a switch energy :)

[@I_GET_NO_SL33P]

@@simoliky6146 I mean they kinda both do 😂

[@SANNIE246]

Wait when?💀

[@simoliky6146]

@@SANNIE246 5:50

[@Lee_Felix87]

Arny: "You address me as sir" Danny: "Alright sir bend over" Arny; "Go off king *o7*"

[@LuLu-Sil]

"A BOTTOM! A BOTTOM!" "Submissive and Breedable behaviour!" 🤣😂

[@tirED._.26]

lmaooo 🤣🤣i cant---

[@farahanshaik8860]

Timestamp?

[@yarahowell5646]

@@farahanshaik8860 around 15:30

[@creamycake3273]

@@farahanshaik8860 15:51

[@JaceyY_Bae]

YES @@Reeha1916

[@yomumsgay5983]

Arny: "Some yellow banana nut?" Danny: "I'm asian!" had me laughing for way longer than it should have jsjsjs

[@fairyvomitsASMR]

The seamless transition between British gentlemen from the 1800’s and chaotic screaming Danny is my favorite thing ever

[@Jaxitheraccoon]

YES

[@meow-pj4jq]

FR LMAO

[@mlk0-0]

I need him to legit narrate something or read for an audiobook or something because like what?-

[@MxrmGxrl4]

I wasn’t ready ngl 🥴

[@wolfcry087]

Same lmao

[@Serenity.Dishman]

6:07 "As she was waiting for her husband- *wait her HUSBAND? SHE'S MARRIED??" this right here. this is why we love Danny

[@nikkonsengupta1436]

Arny and Danny reading and reenacting fanfics will be chaotic af 😂

[@slytherindork8459]

I literally love it, I relisten to it between classes because it’s so chaotic and amazing 😭🤣

[@Three_therians_in_a_den]

REENACTING?!

[@-s0den-888]

How tf does danny completely change his personlity so fast- like, he went from british, top, player boy to hEy SaPphIrE

[@emilymcdonald6042]

HeY lUiGi

[@emilymcdonald6042]

No I'm your brother

[@emilymcdonald6042]

MARIO

[@legender_e702]

Why does Danny look like he is contemplating his life choices at one point

[@ashleymullings4811]

It's true

[@jasmineburt6416]

I mean...he's reading fanfictions I think he probably is.

[@aaronthegoatx]

W pfp

[@julienicol9202]

He is

[@noellesliver14]

Me reading comments- I COULDNT SAY CONTEMPLATING XDDDD

[@asaprocky08]

THE VOICE DANNY DOES WHEN HE READS IS KILLING ME

[@Lavendercreates]

It's so peaceful 😂

[@Solangelo4eva]

​@@Lavendercreates that's not the word I would use 😏

[@Lavendercreates]

@@Solangelo4eva helpp

[@Solangelo4eva]

@@Lavendercreates its amazing how he can keep in character for so long with that voice.

[@Cahibonara]

​@@Solangelo4evalove the solangelo pfp

[@vivianmariano7141]

20% reading story 10% laughing and confusion 70% flirting with eachother (Woah i came back here to watch this vid again and the likes?!!)

[@shade7115]

No shiz Sherlock 🗿💀😭

[@maleficentcreatures2706]

That's what we call balance

[@soobincado8091]

@@Princessnndo I think he said he’s unlabeled

[@lexibean5790]

U gotta add 10% making fun of someone's spelling skills 🤧💀🤣

[@Quincy_V3rY_ju1c7]

that's so true ngl

[@icecreamforsale9600]

Arnie yelling and then his mic cutting out is honestly amazing 20:43 - 20:47

[@priyakamath2983]

I hope Danny stays healthy and happy cause I dont think he realizes how many people's days he makes. I love you Danny and I want you to know that your loved. Stay safe

[@papa_is_back_with_the_milk]

I hope hes taking care of himself

[@meganmoney3479]

@@papa_is_back_with_the_milk I love your user name 🤣

[@papa_is_back_with_the_milk]

@@meganmoney3479 BAHAHAAHA THANK U

[@madisonrosenow9672]

what happened

[@bru9908]

Just 1 min and that much péople agréed to thé comment liking

[@kirisrocky5040]

Arny: Ah yes, you beautiful hummingbird. Danny: You are such an adorable emu. Arny: My hot, Parakeet. Danny: You're a sexy little parrot aren't you? Arny: My, My, my... sexy, flamingo. Arny, again,: My dazzling, my stunning ostrich. Me: * literally dying* My mom: Are you okay? You've been wheezing for a while. Me: *still wheezing and not being able to breathe" yEaH! ( 24:00 is when the bird talk starts btw)

[@samgnz3n530]

at the same time of Danny's emu line Arny: my precious little finch

[@rxcori]

Danny : i can't fucking do this also danny : *excited* edit: mom I'm famous edit: holy shit that many likes?

[@imalionimaqueen7234]

Isn't that how we all are when reading fanfics? Anything can happen in fanfics, nothing is too far for some fanfics😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@Meamery]

@@imalionimaqueen7234 me and my friend were just feeling goofy one day and we came across ObamaxPeppa pig fanfic they have 3 kids and are married but Peppa Pig is cheating with Uncle Iro. so your point is very much correct

[@samaraoliveira3400]

@@Meamery WHATS UNCLE IRO DOING THERE 💀💀

[@Meamery]

@@samaraoliveira3400 I don't know. I just don't know.

[@_vinvin_vince]

"How can such a top be such a big sėxual bottom." Wise words for Danny.

[@beanery8743]

The chaos can be felt from every state, country, and ocean from these two

[@LaylaBarberrios]

…except Ohio 👁👄👁

[@Edits_by_Jaylee1]

@@LaylaBarberrioshey I'm in Ohio😭

[@bakusquadsimp214]

Danny- "Them fucking Virgo's dude" Me- 👁👄👁 "the fuck did I do?" this whole video was a VIP comedy show and I need more

[@tweeniepaunga2152]

"why don't you sit on my face like you sit on those eggs?" Had me rolling on the ground

[@feral_pigeon]

Same 😭🤚🏾

[@kakesisthename8685]

Arny: Hi Danny My ears: Daddy??? Arny: Hi Danny Me: 👁👄👁

[@sharonmba1831]

at this point daddy I mean danny should become a voice actor, like he's ability to mimic different voices ACCURATLEY is asTONishing also yall make such a chaotic duo and I'm here for it

[@shayn4960]

definitely agree with you (also btw don't refer to Danny as daddy he finds it disrespectful

[@alyssaknight9362]

I like the pun

[@alyssaknight9362]

@Shay N I didn’t know that but I shall respect his decision

[@SummerChild172]

Hehe the “Daddy I mean Danny” I’m dead!😂

[@yukhuun]

THE WAY YOU STUTTERED BUT DIDN'T STUTTER

[@-_-stop]

D“I don’t understand growling can u growl Arny??” A”no I don’t think I can” D” Me either” A “ Danny you want to hear my growl “roh 🦖” D” I fucking hate u” 25:20 scene

[@Kraglin09]

Danny: Them F**k Virgos, man Me, A Virgo: What you have against Virgos, Danny? 👁👄👁

[@bellamycollins2318]

the way I thought about the how'd he know I was a gemini sound

[@bridgetison]

Same 🥲🥲

[@austinlorenzo6073]

at least virgos are getting fucked

[@bellamycollins2318]

@@amu_01 damn what gemini hurt you

[@shade7115]

Thats what i said

[@tojisblackgf31]

As a south African I am very offended that there was only one south African word he said cause I wanna hear him say more🥺

[@Birlap]

Look at our masterpiece

[@eli-nf6bt]

oh hello there

[@milo-xv1kk]

Hi

[@navia_png6939]

69... noice

[@kain-r6l]

@@navia_png6939 i RUINED IT. HAHAHAHHA 👹👹

[@kain-r6l]

@@navia_png6939 I feel like the villain of the story and i LOVE IT . 😩😩👹✌️

[@rorimckinnon4010]

Danny: there’s a lot of chapters… there’s 18! Me, who’s been stuck writing the same book for over a year and is now writing the 51st chapter: ROOKIE NUMBERS

[@Seungberrystay]

I’m on my 70th chapter 💀

[@txtand1dbruv]

as a person who has 12 books (none of them r finished) with all of them having more than 30 chaps: yes

[@ONCE_A_MOA_ALWAYS_A_MOA]

​@@txtand1dbruvmoa🤭

[@peytonwilkins3886]

"Jokes on you, penguins don't have knees." That had me wheezing!!!😂😂😂😂😂

[@leatherhoff94]

danny + arnie: screaming into mic saying “SPAICK” subtitles: [applause]

[@farihaislam1808]

Offbeat’s casual commentary throughout the video is one of my favourite things

[@slytherin_shadow6940]

Danny: "Damn, astrology really offends me, man. Them f*cking Virgos, dude." Me (a Virgo): *Quietly snickers*

[@_eldritchh0rrors_]

James watching these random men flirt with his wife: 👨‍🦯👍

[@nikazoe7990]

Exactly👀😅

[@Gachadreamdevil]

Nah fr

[@Official_Rene]

21:12 Danny and Arny practicing their mating calls

[@maxine3172]

The way they say "special" is literally special in Portuguese: "especial" kskskakaka

[@sarahromero7073]

It's also special in Spanish

[@maddybkg5534]

"skskskskakakakakaka" "im in the ghetto... alratatatata"

[@luv.leinaaaa]

jennie

[@inkomidoriya767]

It's literally in almost every land, country, state, continent, where if they speak Spanish that they say especial. Cuz I'm Dominican and we also say ✨especial✨😌

[@teddygram64]

the way arny's scream cut out at 20:39 10/10

[@monarch3422]

For the ENTIRE video I was laughing but I thought it was safe to drink water...at 28:44 I think it came out my nose

[@njerilovee4765]

at that part i SNORTED in the middle of my work😭😭😭

[@Andy-rj8sr]

I started choking. It's almost 4 am and I almost woke up my entire family from laughing

[@leefelixsegg]

I laughed so hard. But I loved it so much it's now my pfp on discord 💀

[@jellylivi8552]

500th like

[@strange_game_2972]

Help I died 😂

[@Anonymous-xf2df]

28:43 I don’t think I’ve laughed that hard in my entire life.

[@rayne_stormzz]

Just imagining Arny, scouring the streets of New York in search of his banan muffin, I can't- 🤣🤣🤣

[@stay1277]

8:21 it was adorable the way he said that

[@hanges_crusty.eyepatch1603]

for someone who hates wattpad he reads it a LOT. 😨

[@pixarsgayfishbois3086]

HE SOUNDS WAY TOO MUCH LIKE DEKU. HIS BAKUGOU IS ALSO IMPECCABLE. IM AMAZED AND ASTOUNDED EVEN THOUGH I DON'T WATCH THE SHOW ANYMORE

[@Gachadreamdevil]

Fr though-

[@popsii1400]

Was it just me or was Danny looking extra handsome today... like the glasses and his outfit *chefs kiss*

[@TeeTop_]

15:04 ....Has he done any voice acting yet? He should.

[@NejireSakura]

Oh god…here we go again- now imagine Danny doing this with Brandon- the husband that is always in heat….I stg the husbands are like…. 1 is never in heat 1 is the middle ground, but a British gentlemen from the 1800s And 1 is always in heat :)

[@meagankuhn5375]

Don’t forget Will :(((

[@marymary4910]

I think all 3 are always in heat 💀

[@navia_png6939]

@@meagankuhn5375 😬

[@cynthiamagaela6614]

the way they said Busisa so perfectly in the beginning had me dying 💀💀

[@amitapatole5885]

Arny's the human equivalent of a golden retriever I can't-

[@vren_guitar]

Danny and Arny: Losing it, being chaotic Danny: Alright, here we go, Danny's P.O.V *turns on deep voice* Immediately after: ~MORE CHAOS~

[@shadowflame9411]

As a South African I want to say her spelling is a pretty accurate representation of our public education XD

[@vivrei3399]

👀 🇿🇦✋😪💀

[@yunobts4895]

XD yuh fr

[@crushinganimek9470]

Why you gotta expose us like that? 🤣

[@victoriamckay4063]

🇿🇦 same here .

[@whxmsii]

Omfg true

[@zoeolow2411]

For anyone that laughed too hard when danny said penguins don’t have knees here you go 20:24

[@ruthayu1520]

'you wanna hear my growl danny?' 'yas' 'rawr',istg this friendship will kill me from laughter 😭😭

[@tiellalauren5823]

The absolute HORROR on my face when i realized IVE READ THIS BEFORE WHEN I WAS EXTREMELY BORED

[@isabelletheangel]

my volume is going 📈📉📈📈📉📉📈📈📉📉📈📈📉📉

[@presleyhanzlik2588]

They’re precious, I hope they get all the happiness in life.

[@natsukikun3858]

Danny looks so excited … and arny and danny duo YES

[@trinityl7367]

I can always rely on an uplifting distraction when I feel hopeless. I hope Danny realizes that there are so many people who are thankful for what he does. Thank you Danny, you’re videos never fail to put a smile on my face.

[@sheeraxo4577]

For the Germans, and anyone who wants to laugh: listen to Danny hyperventilating at 27:52 and then go listen to the beat of wise guys' "das sägewerk Bad segeberg" there's no difference

[@vivitea4372]

Ich weiß ehrlich gesagt nicht, wie du diese Referenz dazu gefunden hast, aber ich LIEB'S XDDD

[@theurbangoose4411]

Wie zum Teufel hast du diese Ähnlichkeit überhaupt gefunden. Das ist so witzig!

[@sheeraxo4577]

@@theurbangoose4411 es lag vermutlich irgendwo in den Tiefen meines Gehirns rum 😂

[@nikazoe7990]

I'm not even German, but I was so curious, I looked it up and it's Exactly the same😅😂

[@sheeraxo4577]

@@nikazoe7990 i hope that made your day better ;)

[@ezzalongford9097]

Note to self: Don't drink water while watching two dudes flirt in various voices and chaotic shrieking It doesn't end well

[@beana6311]

It's really doesn't end well😭

[@Rar261]

LOL FR 💀

[@Nicole_13388]

Yeah 😂😅

[@RrreaperrR]

And ✨this✨ is why I love Arny. Woke up and chose chaos.

[@ellary_stay]

1:31 THATS A LOT?!? BRO THE LAST STORY I WAS 54 CHAPTERS LONG WITH LIKE 3000 WORDS PER CHAPTER 😦

[@julienicol9202]

My question is why isn’t the character James like “That’s my wife, stop holding her chin like that!”

[@Max_Luv]

0:12 his hair is looking so cool

[@shyamliisingh]

is it just me orrrr danny just got…..hotter?

[@alexbeck8620]

SO TRUE THOUGH

[@slytherindork8459]

Yes! I’m so conflicted cause I personally think his mid hair length is the best but this hairstyle is also awesome

[@maddybkg5534]

dannys always hot

[@alexbeck8620]

@@maddybkg5534 true

[@sunsetskye483]

The hairstyle and glasses suit him really well

[@hollyhemphill1333]

17:52 I love how Arnys tryna come up with rizz lines even though hes succeeding horribly 😂😂❤❤

[@grumpydonduck1481]

It hurts to laugh out loud coz I'm watching this at 12am and ppl here are asleep!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 kudos to the chaotic duo and offbeat! 🖤 I'll definitely try to sub at onlyfans of danny. I love this, more like this in the future. Can you guys do a bf asmr?

[@lovely4424]

Its 3 here! 😂😂

[@stargalacirose9133]

I need more Arny as Deku & Danny as Bakugo read throughs 😂

[@wolfcry087]

SAME XDDD

[@Nicole_13388]

Yeah

[@whitediamonds444]

The fact that I was in a silly goofy mood and read this one yesterday proves that I can see into the future 😌

[@thehusbandsfanaccount5508]

What’s the name of it

[@bubblescheesebe3599]

account my unexpected visitor

[@madix3333]

How? Teach me😭.

[@whitediamonds444]

@@madix3333 chile i have no idea...it was like 2 am and i was bored and couldn't sleep and wattpad makes me laugh and is always a good time so i was like "lets do that"...i found this one randomly and read like 30% of it...i remember absolutely nothing except Busisa's name and the random picture of the mansion.....it was a good time tho 😃

[@madix3333]

@@whitediamonds444 oh... okay🙂💖

[@NicstersGaming]

I like how their backdrops are somewhat complimentary to each other, Danny having red and pink lights in the background and Arny having blue lights to lightup his whole room lmaoo It's nothing specific, just thought it was cool

[@amandaking1989]

First time listening, had to pause half way through to grab my inhaler from laughing and wheezing so much 😭😹😹

[@limesushilobster]

when you're south African and you're like "BRUH THIS PERSON IS DYSLEXIC"

[@sakaristorm2373]

my South African ass just losing it 😂😂 i didn't expect this.

[@Maddie-299]

11:44 I thought Luigi had brown eyes? Danny: Looks like you need to be punished Arny: You will address me as sir Danny: *giggle* Alright sir BEND OVER

[@n33lahhhh___40]

I was having a terrible night and was on the brink of a panic attack so I watched one of your videos to help me calm down and I feel a whole lot better :) ty for that and keep up the great work!

[@hopesanchez.4916]

1:13 this is just ONE of the funniest things Arny says to Danny

[@roxxie1507]

''Ayo penguin..what dat beak do'' really had me rolling😅😅

[@4eafra022]

11:16 was drinking my water and I almost spilt it out. Also I’m watching this in my classroom…..💀

[@marcianna9324]

Just Arny being the cutest, most lovestruck introvert (that the rest of us want to be) ever That smile, omg I can't 😍😍 They're so cute, my recently single heart😭😭❤

[@domingo5582]

Arny and Danny making fun of misspelled words reminds me of myself and my friends \laughing at every mistake someone we know make 😭

[@pilxri]

I speak Spanish and I still watch Danny's videos, I have to read the subtitles to know what he says but I don't mind doing it, although some things don't come out in the alternates so I told my mom that yes I could learn English "for school" although in reality it is to understand Danny without having to translate xD, and luckily she said yes because she also wanted me to learn english.

[@emmayoung3873]

"You won't like me when I'm angry-" 'Danny wheezes on the floor' I swear that killed me 😂

[@erikaellingsen7229]

Question for Danny: Where did you get those knife earrings from??? They're so cool!

[@per777x]

6:02 THE MOOD CHANGE LMFAO

[@cronus_sal7023]

Danny's giggle at the beginning ugh I love men arny and Danny are just I love the energy they give off

[@speakurtruth]

10:35 New screen saver unlocked.

[@summerlicious7699]

Danny has so much fun with his friends! 😂

[@ashlinharless4428]

bro theyre both so cute to me istfg. anyways THEYRE SO HILARIOUS!!! love you guys

[@salemwitchfairy9009]

In South Africa a lot of us have slight British accents as we were colonized by the British and go by their education system

[@kerenparsaramen80]

😐yes

[@num1DazaiKinnie]

*danny* "there better not be any adultery 🤓" *arny* *"yelling intercept at the top of his lungs"*

[@njerilovee4765]

danny videos make my day…but danny AND arny???? ✨perfection✨

[@Depression3807]

25:32 rawr💅

[@natsukikun3858]

I watched the whole video and i couldn’t stop laughing this was so funny

[@xephyra13]

Remember that the husband and three other randoms dudes were also there the whole time

[@kailynaviles925]

"Ayo baby your eyes are green, but your name is Sapphire 😩" -Danny 2022

[@M0M0KK0]

The fact Claire de lune is playing in the background, my favorite

[@thefifthmarauderxo9205]

I love that video I had such a stressful day in school today and watching this is so realaxing great timing

[@mamapolarbear8567]

15:11 this made me spit out me tea 🤣

[@aleme1306]

he sighted before he even finished the first sentence, I'm so sorry danny hahaha 😂😂

[@blue4blessic]

9:01 if its not a banana muf-nU-fun i dont fucking want it. -Arny 2022