POV I'm Your Vampire Dad

[@Danny-Gonzalez]

The song at the end is also available on streaming services! songwhip.com/danny-gonzalez/my-dad-is-rich

[@gameboy-fh3mn]

ok

[@gameboy-fh3mn]

second reply

[@Moonliaarts]

@@gameboy-fh3mn nice-

[@samuelhuesmann]

ok

[@caddyiv7178]

Its a straight banger danny

[@r0b0b0t8]

this guy's catchphrases: "Pick up the phone bAby" **sensually licks lips** "I'm with the boss" "Vampire Dad"

[@-rin-7461]

Best pfp

[@AutumnAlma]

Love how licking his lips is a catchphrase lol

[@izurukamakura7320]

Yes.

[@melany5814]

kazuichi pfp

[@bigchungusstarscream7319]

Hello Danganronpa fandom. We everywhere lol. We strong, like Gonta :D ^_^

[@arianagarcia5244]

Unfortunately the POVs weren’t deleted because the creators thought they were wrong, they deleted them because the artist of the song they used said he was extremely grossed out by the videos and the creators received major backlash and hate

[@elsie8757]

I _thought_ it was a bit naive of Danny to assume that the creators took those daddy videos down because they realized on their own that it was screwed up... Yikes

[@Eyebrowking_kkslider]

I don't think Absofacto (the artist) received hate. I saw his Tik Toks about the POVs and he said he was receiving a lot of DMs and Emails from survivors of CSA saying the videos were triggering and upsetting to them.

[@z3dexe]

@@Eyebrowking_kkslider whats CSA??

[@isakwennstig6471]

@@z3dexe child sexual abuse

[@arianagarcia5244]

K.K. Slider yeah sorry my comment is a bit weirdly worded, I meant the creators of the daddy POVs received hate, not the artist :)

[@cat_strangler2603]

All I can think of with those "My dad is really is powerful" POV's is twelve year old Draco yelling "My father will hear about this"

[@sunshineramirez7766]

I was just thinking this omg

[@olivercromwell7311]

don’t disrespect draco like this 😿

[@laurenvcouto]

the way i cackled at this comment

[@anomnisexualpossum8485]

@@laurenvcouto You think that was bad? I actually hyena laughed.

[@cerasabodski4835]

Draco Malloy, anybody?

[@Cr70flıf3]

The Vampire dad song goes so hard like wtf how is this allowed to just be a extra add-in?!?!?! This needs a triple platinum award.

[@user-ii3tz3pl8w]

It was like the best flow he ever had frfr🤣💀

[@hippyhair1920]

Fr it’s my favorite Danny song

[@Lizzoncker]

no it wasent

[@noniplier]

​@@Lizzoncker 👎

[@2b-coeur]

oh my god its on spotify this is going on my playlist

[@kylieschwab4784]

there are three types of boyfriends: indoor boyfriends, outdoor boyfriends, and serial killer boyfriends

[@abrielrotzler6009]

I don't want to be an indoor boyfriend

[@cassiusineuros]

don't forget mafia leader's son boyfriends

[@marktloy4740]

What about vampire boyfriend?

[@luuuuux_]

What about werewolf boyfriends?

[@baototta]

Also there are girlfriend boyfriends 🏳️‍🌈

[@sarahunderwood8952]

Fun Fact: the reason that most of the "Daddy" tiktoks have been removed, is because the creator of the sound that they all used (Absofacto -Disolve) publicly said that it was fucking gross and that they need to stop using his song to be disgusting.

[@lux0rd01]

He sounds like the real mvp

[@sarahunderwood8952]

@@Lily-dn6cj Absofacto -Disolve

[@arinezro7333]

One of the videos got taken down by the creator because someone told his mom about his daddy povs and she was really mad about it lol

[@charlieh1427]

Thank god I can go back to enjoying that song and not feel weird about it

[@el-erso]

I KNEW it wasn’t because they realized it was wrong

[@sophieschroer42]

"Girl in my grade whose dad was the mayor of the town" I didn't know Kurtis had a daughter

[@danny98432]

Underrated comment

[@imzipperoni]

@@youyurishyuri4407 oh hi neighbor!

[@allydef]

POV: You are Kurtis Conner’s daughter and your dad is the mayor of Kurtistown

[@mayehoffman4253]

@@allydef and also he is the mafia

[@allydef]

Maye hoffman He is the mayor of Kurtistown, mafia boss, and your vampire dad.

[@popcornfield]

Idk why but the thought of your ex walking in, your current partner immediately making out with them, and then talking to you like YOU'RE the one intruding has me in fucking stitches

[@eissaphir]

"Stop romanticising [vampires]. They're bloodsucking monsters. They're not hot." Sounds like *somebody* got dumped by a hot vampire dad.

[@hazemhesham6115]

Eissaphir kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@lilypaterson9513]

Hazem Hesham but why-

[@ALEXIS-zn3il]

He most definitely did

[@thebakingtable6396]

@@lilypaterson9513 it's like a new rickroll

[@noeyes8484]

He wasn’t wrong tho 😺

[@ushirinaki7878]

Therapist: Vampire Danny doesn’t exist he can’t hurt you. Vampire Danny:

[@kai19971201]

Vampire Dad will be right back

[@Kat-li9nj]

love the profile picture

[@fizzycat3506]

*AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA*

[@mr.cowell6025]

14:47

[@pixie_sprite]

@@Kat-li9nj Who is that

[@tommietaker2599]

When the serial killer boyfriend follows me home it's so annoying. My indoor boyfriend gets jealous.

[@swine13]

Im not jealous. Im not. _im not_ *whispering intensifies*

[@vhm90]

Still recovering from my coma after not getting an extra greeting, but woke up to like this

[@alicenthightowerschair]

Can we talk about the fact that serial killer boyfriend is not an actual thing?

[@nicoleelnatanov3566]

And they've been with Jessie >:(((

[@nicolealexis9110]

E.S.410 i see your also from kurtistown

[@Divinely_Damned]

The vampire dad rap goes so fucking hard and for what reason- the overcast sky line?? So true, “get money from the top, call that trickle down economics” fucking genius. “You will always have a tiny baby bitch dad” devastating line

[@bowseryoutuber3881]

Paler than a motherfucking overcast sky 🎶

[@hatinassal_6351]

POV: You disown your child because you find him making out with his phone

[@iyanajohnson4234]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@imsad748]

Yeetus the Festus 🤜👶

[@mr.robot1399]

Yes😆😆😆

[@blubbyfishh]

like the underwater horse from the 50s who had sex with phones russell hartley

[@leourr2funny]

When is it to late to yeetus the festus

[@mal2321]

"What do your kids do?" "My kid is a lawyer" "My kid is a vet" "Uhm. My kid makes daddy povs on tiktok" "..."

[@katthecat6375]

lmfao

[@riverscuomo7140]

"Well, formerly my kid."

[@DeliriousSquid]

Yeah, my ex kid.

[@KPH107]

Serial killer ex kid

[@owyemen9367]

@@DeliriousSquid the most savage thing to label someone as lmao

[@jasluvsshark]

this man is acting out the plot to every single wattpad story that isnt fanfiction

[@purifiedholywater7694]

Frrr he thinks he's the main "hot, dark, and sexy" love interest lmao

[@thebunnygamer9838]

truth

[@tinodethuong]

ow

[@tinodethuong]

never have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with

[@Mimi-ek1mo]

Totally random but your profile pic is really nice!

[@spiritedaway0tutu]

I feel like a lot of people don’t realize that povs like this are just the modern day equivalent to the weird “I got adopted by all of the Jonas brothers at once and also they are mafia vampire princes” wattpad stories from like the early and mid 2000s, complete with the “yandere pop star boyfriend” ones. Are they disturbing, self indulgent, egotistical and creepy? Yes. Are they also strikingly similar to a trend from like a decade and a half ago? Also yes.

[@LunarOnPawzIzHere]

The thing is with TikTok, is that if you stumble across one of them POVs, you still have to interact with it. Even if you scroll. With Wattpad, you don’t have to interact with it. (What I mean by interact, is see the contents of it.)

[@cursivebobcat8964]

The good old "My mom sold me to One Direction for dr ug money" trope

[@lauratroy13]

More like late 00s

[@hilalozcan8726]

POV: the gang leaders vampire son’s bestfriend boyfriend kidnaps the r in greg. You are now geg

[@orchidhoney]

IM ROLLING UNDERRATED COMMENT AHAHAHAIDJD

[@Chiara-es2wv]

BYE LMFAOOOO

[@frostyfrog2619]

crap

[@user-gz2hy2wu5g]

ah fuck, we cant use that lette anymoe

[@Socks699]

Buh

[@pyschoclaw9330]

“Sorry I kidnapped you, because I wanted to be your boyfriend.” ARE YOU LOST BABY GIRL.

[@xapokalypse]

NOOO lmao

[@maddi6396]

Everytime I hear this sentence i just can't stop laughing...

[@mayajoy7248]

ARE YU LOST BABYGORL

[@gg-dg6rk]

R U LOST BBY GORL

[@bee_outside]

I was coming here to make this exact comment 😭💀

[@danih_66]

Danny kissing himself was extremely unsettling. Reminds me of when my serial killer dad’s brother’s ex-boyfriend walks in on me to infect me with vampirism.

[@lostsaiyen2646]

Yeah it's as unsettling as seeing Danny spank himself and just as funny

[@Thankfulsoul99]

You mean your uncle's ex-boyfriend?

[@memegreggreg2741]

Lost Saiyen oh no you reminded me of that nightmare oh my fucking god

[@pumpkin3461]

Same

[@angelarias1880]

oh boy oh boy, here comes Danny abusing his green screen again

[@Catsmakemeselfconscious]

I like how it’s supposed to be our dad but he tries to make it sexy 💀

[@Gobble640]

why do you like that

[@Catsmakemeselfconscious]

@@Gobble640 not saying i actually like it omg

[@boyonline1]

@@Gobble640LOL epic braindead moment!!!

[@Machouseproductions]

"Stop romanticizing vampires, they're blood sucking monsters, they're not hot." Cranky cause you got dumped by your vampire boyfriend aren't you?

[@nadiadoukkali8930]

Ikr

[@theonewho8241]

Isn’t that the plot of basically all vampire fiction?

[@chefcantcook7966]

This is why I'm sticking with the castlevaina games/show.

[@youngfunny1824]

Danny is Bella confirmed lol.

[@cosmicnovacat]

I’ll say it once, **misqitoe**

[@vanja4395]

When Danny said "pIcK uP tHe pHoNe BaBy" I was laughing so hard

[@bostan602]

thank you for the information user Vanja

[@LittleMissDaisyyy]

I send that to my friends when they don’t respond 😝

[@kevinbermudez2864]

@@LittleMissDaisyyy I’m going to do that too

[@kevinbermudez2864]

2:55 “ PiCk Up ThE PhONe BaBy”

[@emcee.]

I *DIED*

[@stevefilms1997]

“Stop romanticising vampires they’re blood sucking monsters ,they’re not hot” Meanwhile: 10:47 Danny creating the vampire dad , the sexiest vampire in history

[@froggy3570]

N I’mun

[@HelloyouTheSmiley]

only time i have to disagree with danny is when he said that how dare he

[@imaqsa606]

8:28

[@imaqsa606]

14:00

[@camocrocs1490]

so, i clicked the time stamp and i got an Olay commercial?

[@hdimyb9856]

5:01 the idea of him fighting with the door when its just him and a phone on some rinky-dink stand is genuinely hilarious

[@words.2128]

This man acts like being a criminal is a personality quirk.

[@Imreallybor3d]

how to be q criminal 101 byyyyyyy a random guy on tik tok :D

[@adrenalineactivate]

This dude probably: I'm gonna snuck into my gf house uninvited and kidnap her while threatening to kill her, i bet she'll LOVE that.

[@ezelfrancisco1349]

Ten bucks says his audience also love Ted Bundy

[@assassinbro2988]

It is quirky just horrible

[@IdkIdk-fm3eb]

he was just in a silly goofy mood 🤪

[@AntheanCeilliers]

"You will never have a rich dad, you will always have a tiny baby bitch dad," is unironically one of my favorite lyrics ever.

[@rabbitmilkshake]

Woah 1k!

[@blubberingbuffoons]

"your dad can't hang cause he ain't got fangs and he don't run gangs, bitch" is equally fantastic

[@dancesmokesmile344]

Same

[@Az_The_Chosen_One]

what song is it from?

[@TacticusPrime]

I'm partial to "Unlimited allowance, no cap."

[@nikkisunshine7430]

I like Danny’s parodies of the POVs better than the actual POVs. I also like how the parodies connects and references things from the past POVs.

[@bananajam6393]

AGREEE SMMMM

[@jak3358]

Who actually likes regular Pov’s tho

[@alexandram.6712]

@@jak3358 probably the 8 years olds liking them on tiktok

[@izzy_locke]

I died trying to read this shit

[@axel_studio6393]

3:48 Me low key thinking about that yandere asmr I just listened to

[@Kubamauda]

''Pigs on video'' he really does make these on the spot

[@kellabdjfoo]

i can't stop laughing whenever greg says "our boyfriend" or "us", it's like he's sharing a partner with millions of people lmfao

[@kellabdjfoo]

@Normal Person i was calling him greg jokingly lol

[@GaiusIntrepidus]

@Normal Person I thought his name was Kurtis

[@totoskskater9011]

@@GaiusIntrepidus idk I thought he was drew??

[@viuwu3476]

i thoight his name was serial killer vampire boyfriend?

[@kellabdjfoo]

@Normal Person lol it's fine

[@eupoo.1082]

"nothing hotter than a man with a powerful dad" Draco Malfoy: my father will hear about thi-- wait...

[@puppizai]

...nice profile picture Edit: fuck I changed my pfp now it's even less fun y Dx

[@luuuuux_]

He could never

[@oppressedbeans]

Lmao

[@chloescreations8410]

Draco Malfoy: *_mum come pick me up I'm scared-_*

[@-mars.]

Ok wait- *shit*

[@smiffydauntless8267]

12:59 - 14:51 this entire skit absolutely killed me, I’m weak. I actually fell on the floor and was laughing hysterically for 5 solid minutes. Thank you Danny

[@sashuni1064]

Hilarious and yet also the types of things that give me Dannymares

[@mickeym00]

I personally love the skit from 10:45 - 11:35 🤣

[@annisaurus]

I love it how that guy only has one expression.

[@rickgrimesluver123]

*smirking intensifies*

[@ProfessionalPasta]

° ° `______) I think this is the face

[@user-fb6cx6ly1l]

*r o b l o x m a n f a c e*

[@kazzle_dazzle6]

he doesn't wanna risk getting wrinkles or he just might turn to dust, that's how vampirism works

[@akashkhan4655]

😏

[@liamclark309]

I was not ready for Danny to threaten me in a pre-puberty squeaky voice

[@sxturnxsspxced3165]

Same I lost it 🤣

[@inactivegoodbye.]

LMAO same

[@cse_07_koyenachakrabarti69]

Sameee

[@legoeggosenpai2467]

child Danny threatening you in a pre-pubescent voice has to be one of the funniest things

[@salvatoreusrex8257]

LISTEN HEEEERE BUSTA

[@whyhasgodforsakenme4822]

Whenever he says "us" and "our boyfriend" I feel a strong sense of community

[@lilyinnes35]

What is community if not collectively sharing one serial killer vampire boyfriend

[@viktoriekafkova7175]

@@lilyinnes35 ah yes, straight out of the communist manifesto. Marx would be proud of our society

[@AmbyFloofy]

Our community*

[@pinnaplecat7527]

Ah yes C O M M U N I S I M

[@ichinizero]

Greg is secretly one big polycule now lol

[@Chl03_K]

PICK UP THE PHONE BABY 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥

[@GoldIsopod]

PICK UP THE PHONE BABY 💯💯💯🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@ohthatsnotmyhandle]

PICK ‼️‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@1likecockies]

Hi 👋

[@certifiedrat]

I KNOW YOU'RE HOME BABY ‼️‼️🗣🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@i.m1ss.y0u.s0.f4r]

The “walked in on you” ones are disturbing, the only one I’ve seen that I liked was captioned “I accidentally walked in on you but left you alone because I’m a decent human being” and I had to applaud them

[@beth1269]

I saw someone duetting a disturbing one but when they duetted it they had like their arms in their trousers so the looked like a frog

[@Potato2mato]

@@beth1269 lol

[@HeatherChandlerBQ]

@@beth1269 for a sec I thought you meant ‘arms in trousers’ in a different context...

[@beth1269]

@@HeatherChandlerBQ lol that’s why I said like a frog in case people thought that

[@leaiga-riverhills7674]

Same, *my family would never to that*

[@lottiegf]

half expected that kidnapping one to be him saying "ArE yOu LoSt BaBy GoRlL?!"

[@charliebun4454]

this sent me

[@Mmmmnmmnm9]

Whydid this make me laugh so much 🤣

[@nadyasafira.k]

why you have to remind me of that, lmao 🤣

[@sxhoaa4635]

@Kesiya Shaji sTaYs ArE mY bAbYGiRLs

[@urmom1374]

kim taehyung jmgghbbnb

[@dave___]

This guy’s thought process: “im hot”

[@itsjustme224]

Lol

[@leolizard3152]

his mind: *_[V O I D]_*

[@tnsteve7386]

Song name at 1:11?

[@itsjustme224]

@@tnsteve7386 clutch by STRLGHT

[@tnsteve7386]

@@Skilife-iw3ol i don't have it

[@spiders_in_ur_walls]

the way I keep coming back to this video for the dad song

[@Bunny_Jewls]

Real

[@s0ftweb0982]

ur so real for that

[@Raptor_45]

This guy gives me real “are you lost babygirl” vibes I just came back to this 4 months later..... Bruh

[@cheese3712]

Does it

[@cheese3712]

Does it really

[@notad-class3899]

Stranger danger

[@crabfan]

My friend sent me that meme in gru format and wont stop help

[@aniiahie]

babygorl*

[@lepie6843]

as a vampire dad I can say with confidence that Danny’s skit is 100% accurate

[@cancerwoman7669]

TIME TO SUCC SOME BLOOD

[@llleau]

@@cancerwoman7669 BAHAHAHAAH

[@roohil4310]

Pls adopt

[@swaystudio1121]

@@roohil4310 ??

[@eggchair69]

The skit was so hilarious tho. Make up a 10/10. Lore longer than FNAF lore.

[@karin8378]

As someone who had their ex constantly come to their house uninvited because ”you weren’t answering your phone”, it’s not cute. It’s controlling and manipulative.

[@kings3411]

Lol OK Karen

[@lilly.bloomm]

@@kings3411 imagine being so low of a human that you completely discard someones trauma and call them a karen because of their name. smh.

[@headphones7644]

@@kings3411 good response but wrong situation

[@shanedog5059]

@@kings3411 that's not funny

[@worstusernameintheworld9871]

@@kings3411 I will continue the chain of people who would call you stupid, because you are. Seriously your joke is not funny and used in the wrong context, making it borderline cringey and insensitive

[@666_cthulhu]

17:48 this line hits so fuckin hard dude wth 😫 the way he says “paler than a motherfuckin overcast sky” is just _chef’s kiss_ straight BARS

[@olivercharles2930]

I prefer the bully line.

[@666_cthulhu]

@@olivercharles2930 the “tiny baby bitch dad” is so good toooo 😭 that whole song is just absolute fire

[@triplesixcrow]

the trickle down economics line genuinely gave me goosebumps💀 idk why the whole thing is so good

[@666_cthulhu]

@@triplesixcrow danny is just too damn talented for this world tbh

[@Burscutum]

I hate how Vampire dad looks like he's trying to flirt with his kid.

[@hinatashimeluv7464]

Right, like I feel like yours supposed to still be attracted to the dad

[@Red_Devil_Stew]

ya just makes me uncommfy like there got to be do many thirst traps you can do, that's the one you want to do? like really man.

[@oakeii]

*banjos play forebodingly in the distance*

[@skully2741]

Yeah lol

[@laurenleloup3022]

*sweet home Alabama plays in the background*

[@meepaliousious7606]

not enough people are appreciating danny’s vampire makeup

[@charleyjane6009]

its gold

[@marjmar3884]

Bold of you to assume it’s makeup

[@boo1290]

I JUST MADE THAY 1K HAHEHHSHEHEHHEHH

[@BJo-jj2uk]

I didn't even recognise him for a hot sec

[@mack8414]

marjmar yeah he just looks like that ✨

[@grainneb2311]

so as someone who has had a stalker ex and has been in relationships where dudes have passed my boundaries (such as coming to my house uninvited), it is not cute. it is not hot. its fucking terrifying

[@Loudshark_]

Idk if my experience is as same or similar as that, but imagine a guy who confessed to u and u kinda rejected him, and he started following u to every class u have just to try to flirt with u again for a month. Its not fun, it’s creepy

[@noodles4281]

I hope you’re okay today

[@Catmum1998]

I’m sorry that happened to you, it’s so messed up when people glamorise really serious topics

[@olomoment1922]

Lol

[@nafisatabassum3543]

I've never been in a relationship but I can imagine this type of 'stalker' boyfriend and it's terrifying and a FREAKING crime

[@audreywagnon5397]

Can we just get an entire sitcom from Danny as Vampire Dad? Maybe Drew could play Vampire Son?

[@tradeka4206]

Danny kissing himself is a cursed image I was not prepared for

[@houseofwolves1967]

MY EYES!!!

[@oncreativemode5486]

*blessed

[@RequestTheSinger]

What do you mean it was the two serial killer boyfriends making out

[@Raiun313]

@@nickc127 ok

[@se1inq]

@@oncreativemode5486 blursed*

[@thatcrystalpie]

POV: you're very uncomfortable and so am I

[@anonsforker8629]

You wouldn’t get this from any other guy

[@hyu8io207]

I just wanna tell you how I’m feeling

[@darkdefender9919]

All of those except they aren’t uncomfortable.

[@storm_xo07]

Gotta make you understand

[@mypenisisunbelievablysmall2079]

a 9 year old that watches you through your window never gonna give you up

[@gregory_walker]

Just imagine Danny recording himself just kissing the air so that he can edit himself kissing himself for a 1 minute bit where he cheats on himself. Wow.

[@lune4089]

That's some real dedication right there.

[@jacecrouch2595]

This is the same man who filmed stuff to spank his own ass for an advert, the bar has been SET

[@okmeowokmeow]

Also can we talk about the way to get the image of Danny kissing Danny in front of Danny and with vampire Danny appearing behind Danny and Danny out of my head?

[@randomuserwitharandomname6183]

Me, being a member of Kurtistown: First time?

[@TheComicalOverlord]

I, Draw lol

[@butteredbeans1932]

18:05 WHY ARE WE NOT TALKING ABOUT HOW HARD THIS IS

[@kiss-im-mee]

I like how Danny’s personality, his shirt and these tik tok’s are 3 totally different things

[@toucanpam1281]

One’s nice, one’s gross, and one’s really gross

[@phil6441]

Patrick Radosevich hell no that shirt is rad

[@noaweiss9092]

I’m so distracted by that shirt 👀 help me

[@cat_person]

@tea freak how do you know he was talking about the shirt?

[@jollybear_wastaken]

I knew this but I didn't know how to put it into words so thank you

[@FirstnameLastname-zq4rt]

Why is their thought process like: y’know what’s cute? Horrific violent crime! ;)))

[@tarrenr8159]

And make it ✨"sexy"✨

[@lemonpeppafish4452]

This also relates to fujoshis

[@batastrophic9762]

ngl violent crimes at the expense of one's liberty do be kind of a vibe tho 👀😜💦💯

[@dewayne8340]

Turquoise Cheetah The kind who would think Ted Bundy was hot and then when they learn what he did to people would still think he’s hot

[@dokchampa9324]

True crime community be like

[@thomasthetrain3375]

POV: you’re hiding in the comments because it’s so hard to watch these tiktoks, but Danny’s commentary is making it worth it

[@racistsheep572]

HAHAHAH yeah it is so uncomfortable to watch

[@kys1695]

how did u know

[@matiasl7503]

how do you know

[@idontusethisanymore7732]

Ja

[@reoufaldkan8966]

You got me

[@marcosissocool]

"We're serial killer done!" is something i quote on a daily basis now. Because of that, its safe to say that i'm truly geg

[@deezing]

I feel like this guy reads a lot of wattpad stories.

[@biteslip7072]

Yes a little to much 🤔

[@KatieOof-im5xb]

@A B if someone becomes a bts member i will gladly-

[@toby.mp3]

i do but this is just straight up weird and creepy

[@KingOfGaymes]

I’m concerned for the people who write those stories

[@raya-wh5bz]

@@KingOfGaymes me and u both

[@dreadpiraterobin8379]

I think the "gang leader's son" thing is because a gang leader would have had to do some fucked up things to get to that position, but their son is like, part of that bad boy lifestyle, they run in that same circle, but still has their hands clean. So they're both innocent and naughty.

[@entilopi8399]

also the son would "inherit the mafia boss" position soo

[@annahuston4048]

The Prince Zuko Effect

[@Luffy-su1ho]

I feel like these TikToks appeal to pre-teen girls who don't understand the world yet💀

[@ssm5513]

Also he’s probably trying to appeal to 13yr olds, so an old man would be too weird. A 16-17 yr old gang leader son seems more appealing to a 13 yr old wattpad reader

[@MariaTex3]

The other thing is a Mafia Boss makes people think of an older guy like in the Godfather. Whereas his son would presumably be around the age of a young adult or so.

[@Arualiaa]

Honestly with the kind of audience TikTok has, I’m surprised non-flirty daddy POVs aren’t more popular. No lewd faces, no creepy scenarios, just some unattractive guy in his fifties saying he loves you and he’s so proud of you, and isn’t it nice that you’re both out having coffee and catching up? He’s so glad you share this healthy father-child relationship, sport.

[@AlbinoTuxedo]

I want this timeline, the one we're in is just gross

[@marvmarv5629]

Honestly the reason I clicked on this video was to see if Danny was talking about the good goth dad that just tells goth dad jokes and makes grilled cheese tombstones for his followers.

[@screamingbegins4688]

@@marvmarv5629 omg i love that guy, hes so wholesome 🥺🥰

[@zach7877]

I want that, not whatever this is🕴

[@kiralonely]

@@marvmarv5629 I need his username please, as a goth who needs this in my life. I may not like grilled cheese, but making them as tombstones is an iconic thing in itself.

[@djdjdjdn898]

Danny please produce Vampire Dad: The Family Sitcom I will watch it unironically it’s the best thing I’ve ever seen.

[@user-fv3qj7xh6r]

Ah yes,the two genders 1. Serial killer boyfriend 2. Serial killer boyfriend haver

[@horse_stan6007]

Imagine the gays tho Serial killer boyf+serial killer boyf=epic duo

[@ryton3]

@@horse_stan6007 yessir

[@mikaroni_and_cheez]

@Aaliyah Benito how could we forget

[@hellworm]

I'm both😎 /hj(?)

[@hellworm]

@@horse_stan6007 😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎🥺😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎

[@ObviouslyASMR]

Okay but when Danny was Jeff Bezos's son I was feeling that

[@Hernyoutube]

MY DADS THE RICHEST TURTLE

[@DiamondVeena]

MY DAD DOESNT LOOK LIKE A TURTLE!!!!!

[@lagtastic1213]

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

[@jayden9677]

no one like this its at 699 likes, funny number

[@DiamondVeena]

Ugly Bastard People have liked it

[@chloebeet4559]

I feel like we aren’t talking enough about Danny’s vampire dad costume reveal

[@remyg438]

i feel like he had the fangs and cape laying around waiting for the right moment...

[@kaypat23]

He could make an entire video doing nothing but vampire dad tik toks and i'd watch it.

[@spectre9340]

I got an asthma attack from laughing so much at that 😩

[@person954]

I want to like this comment, but it's at 666 and I don't want to be the one to mess it up

[@paigechester556]

imagine like having to get all of that and dressing up and he had to like tell laura what we was doing bahahahahah it’s too good

[@violette7600]

I come back to this video at least every six months, vampire dad is so iconic

[@twonerdsandageekproduction3831]

PLEASE make vampire dad a recurring character.

[@masonpugh5739]

Yesss

[@Cristalskulle]

He's amazing x)

[@masonpugh5739]

Cristalskulle I absolutely love him

[@namelessun]

Please!

[@meatperson]

Just like GUYS MY BONES ARE GETTING SQUISHY

[@asterliketheflower6060]

Guys this isn’t a joke. Danny has been asking What up Greg is for years now and no one has answered the poor man.

[@saronn6135]

💀💀

[@consultthisdick]

RIP

[@sourinc9648]

Danny, we good

[@aproxamillionwasps474]

geg

[@ashlynjoyner]

Had us in the first half ngl

[@annnemeee]

I’m convinced everyone who likes/makes these POVs haven’t went through their wattpad/fanfic/ao3 phase yet and are subconsciously using POVs to cope.

[@sprinkles06]

aHAH

[@annnemeee]

Little Girl 30 Do you genuinely like these POVs?

[@sprinkles06]

@@annnemeee 👀

[@PhoenixEye10000]

I just don't understand why I find a visual pov so much worse than a written one ??

[@Aloewaves]

@@PhoenixEye10000 Because you actually see it

[@xanderwyatt1882]

PLEASE CONTINUE THE VAMPIRE DAD SITCOM. PLEEEEAAASE

[@CA-pc1zq]

“Who’s gonna bully someone who can turn into a bat?” Horse girls everywhere are neighing in agreement

[@hazemhesham6115]

Yung Aquaria kzbin.info/www/bejne/fIS2d5qNoamVgLc

[@s0ap289]

E

[@s0ap289]

oop

[@ivyflowerbird6207]

Lmao

[@brennawehrle6321]

My favourite thing about vampire boyfriend is that he's wearing silver cross earrings

[@christian5256]

Like superman with a kryptonite nose ring 💀

[@aoifa9186]

thewhitemoogle OH MY GAWD LMAOOOOO

[@heysaucemikehere1804]

“It’s edgy mom, _god_ leave me alone!”

[@jexikavindictive]

Isn't silver only a werewolf thing?

[@kittynation1870]

Jessica Vincent silver is a pure metal so it would affect vampires as well

[@shinitagari444]

“serial killer boyfriend” sounds like the name of a lifetime movie

[@seni4164]

Sounds like a high school reality show -

[@ദ്ദിദ്ദിദ്ദി]

ExplosionBoi Bakugo your right

[@barbozie2991]

Sounds like some y/n fanfic from wattpad

[@ayoooowerllyouthere5556]

I think that i s a lifetime movie

[@soda_fairy]

Me reading Jeff the killer Fanfictions

[@book._.]

' oh shoot. he's a badass... he has a dad. ' that actually made me laugh sm

[@xndr1105]

"people get kidnapped for really dark, bad reasons" thank you for the educational content, Daniel.

[@koiifsh]

seeing him get called "daniel" looks so wrong to me

[@RobinParravel]

hello fellow Gregory

[@boomitscocosucker]

@@koiifsh me too. It doesn't sit right man😞

[@ot9twicee117]

@@RobinParravel 😭😭😭

[@KeyCimPlays]

@@koiifsh but it looks so right in this context

[@RFToob]

“If I’m just a regular ass dude, why would *I* bite a vampire?” To assert your dominance, Danny! It’s called a power move!

[@neegas3490]

😭

[@ando5185]

For real though, why wouldn’t you bite a vampire? The prey becomes the predator.

[@RFToob]

Anderson Christie exactly! what’s a vampire gonna do when you bite THEM first??? go cry about it you dumb immortal 😤🙄

[@mika-wz4fu]

Trying to turn him back into a normal dude

[@RFToob]

mika !! lmao god you’re so right

[@L0S3RLUVR]

*POV: Your flirting with me at a party but I'm a British gentleman from the 1800's*

[@largeinflatedbox]

now that id like to see

[@L0S3RLUVR]

@@largeinflatedbox *Darling*

[@alviaannareneesh1596]

Wow

[@t1me212]

that sounds actually original

[@Kopivm]

Waiitt if this is a reference, I know where it is from

[@AnaFromTheShire]

I always find myself wishing every guy understood consent the way you do, Danny. Thanks for being awesome x

[@allysoclock]

this dude feels like the real life version of any wattpad characters personality.

[@m.s2140]

It’s called acting :)

[@m.s2140]

and getting into character :)

[@sticks2221]

@@m.s2140 Yeah, no shit. You think this is real?

[@Kira-zz3el]

that's what happens when u read alot of wattpad

[@Asheroth]

Oh wait wattpad is about this i thought is was anime because thats the only thing is read

[@Straw_berri3]

POV: you’re not a Greg anymore, you’re a GEG.

[@blurob1326]

POV: you are the grandma with an inhaler in the back

[@jimmiekookie3857]

Hehehehehehhehehehehhe

[@consonance7458]

Good ethical guy

[@roslyluv]

Nightmare fuel lol

[@e.l8154]

That’s the first thing I noticed 😆

[@scabillis]

I can’t help but look at “geg” during the entire video.

[@floppagaming8469]

GEG

[@rr6619]

*bLaspHemY*

[@Velvurai]

To wacky if you ask me

[@CORPSEFIEND]

@@Velvurai yeah, it should only be on his second channel, where he drinks la croix

[@sibbsy7778]

I didnt notice until I read this and now it’s all I can look at

[@Rojka1]

Why did it take me 3 years to see this masterpiece?! I'm covered in tears. That's hilarious! Yours, Greg (I guess)

[@trumangrey2940]

I feel like whenever anyone comes across this guys tiktoks we need to just comment "just wait until my vampire dad hears about this"

[@wrightttb]

totally doing this

[@bittertea9983]

buT WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT HIS SERIAL KILLER VAMPIRE MAFIA SOUNDTRACK AT THE ENDDDDDD

[@Calimariyum]

I want him to release the whole track right the fuck now. Music vid wheeennn

[@KAROLWEWE]

its straight up BaRS

[@queenqueef3803]

RIGHT LIKE PLEASE DANNY PUT IT ON SPOTIFY

[@hirenyaku3224]

@@KAROLWEWE EXACTLY, IT WAS FIRE!

[@SquirmyJello]

Please please please put this on Spotify I want this on my playlist 😂

[@Olivia-ek9ib]

Danny: “so...it’s kinda like romanticizing a creepy stalker -ish relationship. Not great.” Stephanie Meyers: *sweats nervously*

[@imjennaelise]

don't forget ab ending the series with a grown man falling for a baby 😍

[@LL-tr5et]

honestly the twilight series was shit, the first book is incredibly similar to a wattpad fanfiction

[@williamcasey9898]

i would easily watch 13 seasons of danny doing vampire dad, what a gold mine. the makeup makes it so good, vampire dad looks absolutely zonked.

[@danivaav]

At this point, I've just accepted the fact that now, *I'm truly GEG.*

[@Jam-cw7tq]

gEG

[@shash._.]

g e g

[@quinn8462]

geg

[@cäťpħöïċ]

G e g

[@jinsakai307]

G E G

[@seize.the.opportunity]

ok but danny kissing himself was the wildest thing ever

[@jessiz7833]

You gotta SEIZEEE THE OPPORTUNITY 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

[@hayamakaily9059]

I mean...there is a clip of him spanking himself

[@imaqsa606]

14:00

[@daeguboy8136]

It was great

[@annalisak3790]

ITS SO HOTTTT🥵🥰

[@samtheman123]

Literally his entire account revolves around him thinking he’s hot.

[@icymads7940]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@isthatshadia]

😂

[@andreykozyrev492]

he is tho

[@raspberryjam]

Danny or Goverbose

[@erin16572]

@@andreykozyrev492 might want to get your eyes checked bro

[@Limittomybrains]

“You don’t want that smoke you don’t want that- you don’t want that ba- you don’t want that smoke as i turn into a bat 🤨”

[@Liv-hk7zi]

I think the thing that I find hilarious is that Vampire Dad is technically already a really popular TV show in the UK. It's called Young Dracula, and this kids vampire dad wants to eat everybody.

[@leiwue]

YOUNG DRACULA OMGGGG

[@harperhughes6182]

OH MY GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THAT SHOW

[@hisnameisharrycuzhehasnoha161]

OH I WAS SO SCARED OF THAT VAMPIRE DAD GROWING UP

[@usecodeooshvennow]

I USED TO LOVE THAT SHOW OMG

[@RealElongatedMuskrat]

my sister had a crush on the vampire dad from that series, I shit you not

[@Little_Lotta]

His facial expressions make me feel like I need to take a shower.

[@emmajohnson5877]

in holy water

[@ICTON123]

while clutching a rifle for self defense

[@lxmonpoppet3598]

WHILE also carving the holy scripture into your bones

[@VicerimusMortem]

@@ICTON123 Fuck it, use a RPG for much more protection

[@Werewolf.with.Internet.Access]

@@VicerimusMortem Explain how you would tactically use a high explosive in a small area like a bathroom or something. Sometimes less is more.

[@FootlessJo]

I need a "that's so f*cked up" segment henceforth in all videos.

[@ims2581]

Yesss!

[@aFuckinToaster]

He needs to make that into a song lmao

[@E11zila]

"What are you- what are you doing in my hou-" "PICK UP THE PHONE BABY🔥🔥‼🗣

[@leann4265]

The fact that Danny really ordered the vampire cape and fangs, and did his makeup *just* for the 10 sec vampire skit has me cracking up 😂😂😂

[@TawnyLani]

Bold of you to assume he didn’t already own it all and doesn’t regularly enjoy dressing up as a vampire dad in his spare time

[@yoptheyopher9535]

Emily McIntosh LMAOOOO

[@stradify1]

@@clownbeetles Just watch the video? lol

[@maddygreenb]

Travis Phelps Just watch the video tf

[@em-st2kq]

Travis Phelps yh you found it cause you watched the video i

[@skychildecharlie]

Serial killer boyfriend: knocks on door Danny: "He may have killed 30 people, but... I'd be damned if I couldn't change him."

[@WhinyB]

Petition for Danny’s “Vampire Dad” to become a mini series.

[@ali.l1420]

I will sign

[@marsbar6899]

where do i sign

[@makyrahl7450]

pls the skits lmaoo

[@Olive-ey1cc]

Where do we sign

[@micahguillemette3344]

I NEED THIS!!!

[@basghetti-omg]

12:16 WHY IS HE OPENING HIS MOUTH SO WIDE?? even when you cant see it, you can see his jaw and he's unhinging it SO MUCH. is he trying to swallow them??

[@abigailg6586]

It’s been two years and I’m still obsessed with vampire dad. The makeup, the voice, the facial expressions, the chaos… poetic cinema. Immaculate story telling. Bravo

[@R3inatunes]

Same, I'd love to have an entire so about vampire dad

[@ShagTheMag]

@YesImAvalancheegeg

[@meanqueen0024]

​@@ShagTheMag and the song! What a banger!

[@goosemchjank9146]

​@Farexa ll😊😊0q

[@mallorycarpinski1160]

Seriously. This was the first video I saw of Danny's. Just decided I had to come back.

[@tushyakatiyar7164]

The number of times he licks his lip can be made into a lethal drinking game

[@englishatheart]

How does one lick their own tongue?

[@rainy7106]

Christine C. You fold the front of your tongue over the middle to back of your tongue and move it around.

[@_Https.maddie]

shots

[@spamtongspamton9900]

IN THIS WORLD, ITS EITHER [Be Serial Killer Boyfriend] OR [Have Serial Killer Boyfriend]

[@aloysimp962]

More like in this guy’s world

[@annoyingkittycat6449]

Eyyyyyyy

[@kaeleylyons5776]

Hello! [Number one salesman] have you become a [BIG SHOT!] yet?

[@bumperbonnie5721]

Hello [Number 1 Salesman 1997] do you have any [HYPERLINK BLOCKED]

[@eyesofthecervino3366]

Me, a woman: "Welp, guess I'm a serial killer boyfriend now."

[@mariaberdasco7777]

12:58 will be an image that will forever remind me why i'm truly greg