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this video is dedicated to my favourite #girlboss elizabeth holmes
take a shot every time i say #girlboss and DIE of alcohol poisoning immediately!
hi besties! i hope you enjoy this video! i had a fun time making it and it helped me get my creative juices flowing!
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what i’m reading - 00:00-04:43
#girlboss vlog - 04:44-09:50
debrief - 09:51-17:09
⭐️ things mentioned ⭐️
#girlboss by sophia amoruso (book)
leave your mark by aliza licht (book)
when’s happy hour? by betches (book)
sentimental in the city (podcast)
mr. perfectly fine by taylor swift (song)
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[@frenchtoast9555]

that ship in the Suez Canal had immense girlboss energy

[@uncarley]

this comment is so fucking funny i cant

[@moonycanwatch]

sis woke up and said I'll cause problems on purpose 😌💅🏼

[@literally4891]

capitalism vs ship, ship wins as marx predicted

[@akshidashottar8842]

FuckiNG PERFECT LMAoo

[@martinasophiaisaksen3034]

This is a renaissance painting 😌 the vibes of this comments are unmatched ✨✨✨

[@phosphenevision]

Girlboss: feminism is when capitalism, right?

[@uncarley]

YUP

[@alwaysgettingthere]

ooh! I just learned the word for that in class this week: neofeminism

[@youytubey]

​@@alwaysgettingtheretime to deviate from class and learn about marxism

[@youytubey]

​@@alwaysgettingthere"women hold up half the sky" - mao

[@sophies6100]

I don’t want to be a ‘girlboss’ I want to be a ✨grumpygrandpa✨

[@francescakyanda9182]

bro SAME I wanna be the main character in a Fredrik Backman novel like A Man Called Ove

[@MicahRion]

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[@mymessynotebook2207]

@@francescakyanda9182 I want to be grumpy old librarian energy.

[@mymessynotebook2207]

@@francescakyanda9182 as you should!!

[@lucascattai9447]

@@mymessynotebook2207 I shouldn't have identified to that as much as I did.

[@saniasajid1561]

gatekeep ~ gaslight ~ girlboss

[@uncarley]

mood

[@laureldeicas9881]

ok hi i will be saying this is every 5 seconds now so thank you very much for this

[@gracelim8361]

I spat my coffee-

[@victoriabyers5161]

The new live laugh love

[@novasnotvibing]

Gatekeep, gaslight, girlboss, grinch

[@noelle7pages]

"leave malala out of this" I'M DEAD 😂

[@mikenna2496]

book recs based off myer-briggs personality types would slay

[@isabelcastelobranco2178]

YASSSS

[@Georgia-ht2bs]

surely we're all infps here?? haha

[@jasmineflora1619]

@@Georgia-ht2bs I'm an ENFJ lmao

[@kristanicole8123]

ENFP 7w6 here!!

[@isabelcastelobranco2178]

INTJ (sometimes it comes as INTP or INFP) and 4w3 🔮

[@clarahahn7668]

For anyone curious, the word “girlboss” was said 33 times in the first 5 minutes. I had to give up after that

[@uncarley]

oh my GOD this stat is horrifiying

[@Apathist1408]

10 of those come from the first minute alone

[@cat-o-combs4160]

63 times in total

[@user-jg8jc1gy2q]

​@@uncarleyall the queens love analysing data until you give them their own data

[@lucille6190]

"I am so anxious that I am innately unlikable" is literally what I've been saying the past 21 years of my life can someone make me charming and funny and cool pls?

[@Niniminns]

Step one: stop saying that you're unlikable. I'm not charming, funny and cool. I'm funny sometimes but none of this makes me unlikable. It's okay to think social situations are hard. What helped me was exposing myself to some things that made me uncomy so I made myself talk to people who were alone at school and it actually helped me feel calmer talking to people. You can do this but at a smaller scale if you want to, like complimenting someone or say hey you have a cute dog. Anxiety will make you think the worst thing possible will happen but if you prove to yourself that it's not true it can help. I used to think I hate myself but I had to start noticing these thoughts and contradicting them every time. It helped but it took a long time before I actually was ready to not hate myself because I had to deal with my panic attacks and process the root of my anxiety problems first. So talk to a good counselor or therapist about your anxiety if you can. Btw the only thing you have to do to not be unlikable is to just be nice to people, like the bare minimum nice even, like saying hi back. Unlikable people say mean things and hurt people on purpose.

[@louisecrivelenti7808]

I was scared that one of the books would be How to be a Bawse by Lilly Singh

[@my0.25lifecrisis]

honestly, a missed opportunity! lol

[@MercurialMoon]

Oh god I cannot burst into laughter when I see the word "bawse" after watching jack's video

[@kenzieluvrify]

girl boss radiates the same energy as bro code and I don’t know how to explain that but I know it tracks

[@yashikaaggarwal5908]

pausing my mental breakdown to watch this

[@uncarley]

you and me both

[@gracelim8361]

some real girlboss sht right there

[@taaptee]

the atheism leaving my body when i pray for your instagram story to be about your new video

[@unsteadyedi]

i love this😭

[@marijaivanovic750]

only 10 seconds in and its already chaotic WE STAN

[@uncarley]

hahahaha

[@brynmcclennan973]

I watch her videos on x1.25. It makes it so much more chaotic

[@viennakrakatoaleipzignumbers]

we stan a queen who cares about ergonomics prop ur laptops up and use external keyboards, folks

[@uncarley]

yes everyone please do this your back needs care

[@juliannatemple848]

@@uncarley where did you get your external keyboard?

[@lindahaviernikova2033]

GIRLBOSS U LOOK SO GOOD IN BLAZERS

[@uncarley]

im trying to channel girlboss energy!

[@hanniakempen7467]

"the anxiety been's bad but look at these flowers" is girlboss energy

[@moonycanwatch]

"How are you feeling" change the topic before I start crying

[@promieniechwil5496]

Mood

[@ToriKo_]

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[@natatouille1543]

Carley constantly making hashtags with her hands is my jam

[@LexBeatlesManiac]

Books rec for each of the girls from sex and the city would make a great vid 🥺

[@sheissarahg]

YES! plus I desperately want to know which satc episode is the one that made you cry ~ please drop it. I’m just so overhyped other people actually cry because of satc as well

[@sruvfig]

I’d loveee that

[@nisrinehamza2791]

Omg yes i would love that

[@mymessynotebook2207]

YESSSSSS

[@booksndiscourse]

My fave meme is the “gaslight, gatekeep, girl boss!” Meme so I got really excited for this bc I knew I’d be laughing

[@EmiliaIKnow]

!!! gaslight gatekeep girlboss !!!!

[@alexsitar4163]

I think it would be fun to have a video where you suggest books to the celebrities you have judged but ofc they won’t see it, it’s just for us

[@newmoon7661]

bold of you to assume celebrities don't watch uncarley

[@oliviajeanette1065]

Yes!

[@maryconnors1412]

My cousins are super into MLM's and these books are practically their bibles lol

[@tricoteusedhistoires1602]

"the concept of small talk doesn't exist to me" THAT'S ME

[@kate-ne]

Legit "small talk" tips: Ask people about themselves, make them lead the conversation. People love talking about themselves. If they mention something you have in common, latch onto that. Really good general use questions to ask: "are you from here originally/where are you from?" If they aren't from the area and you've been to the city/state they are from, make a comment about something you like about that place. "Where did you go to school? /what did you Major in? /where do you work/what do you do?"

[@alopsia6583]

whenever I see you upload I drop everything cause NOTHING else matters.....CARLEY TIME

[@emmaoc-jh8df]

Same lol

[@priyankargore]

same she’s taken over me

[@hanahe7838]

The intro is me walking down the stairs to my family after having crippling cramps

[@isabellejoubert1075]

Not three videos within a week we are SPOILED 😍😍😍😍

[@adiahh6382]

Carly vibing to Taylor Swift is a whole mood

[@katherinefernandez8358]

Full proof way to get drunk; Take a shot every time #girlboss is said with hand movements

[@ramisa12332]

the fearless(Taylor's Version) cameo is the real #girlboss energy

[@sarahs4354]

"i am so anxious i am innately unlikable" yeah, felt

[@_ameljaaa]

„How are you feeling?” Ah a little bit dead Thank you

[@lizipearlvlogs]

That explains your pfp :/

[@dOnajiBfFs]

Fun fact Sophia Amoruso is not longer the ceo from nasty girl and now she is doing some kind of "master class" about being a ceo

[@ishikayadav9311]

I was gonna buy girl boss books tomorrow wtf, is this a miracle or something

[@uncarley]

oh no i dont think you will learn anything from this video

[@peachy2132]

you’re getting a BUSINESS DEGREE ??!! 🤧🤧

[@uncarley]

i know im ashamed

[@tigermelissa]

*phatassandbigtiddies* "we're in" had me rolling

[@ellakang8970]

I have heard the words Girl Boss way too many times for today. It doesn’t like a real phrase anymore lmaooo

[@Leonie-vu4kc]

the queen posted y‘all✨

[@kater1816]

your influence is so powerful dude every time you post I am immediately compelled to watch and do whatever you’re up to

[@louisecrivelenti7808]

she's ultimate girlboss

[@frenchtoast9555]

omg Carley you should do a video about books that are also TV shows like pretty little liars and gossip girl and stuff...idk what you would actually say in the video I just want to get more normal people content lol

[@uncarley]

god i do love pretty little liars

[@fran2815]

i worked at a "feminist" retail start-up in New York. My ex-boss just wrote a book entitled, "How to Build a Goddamn Empire: Advice on Creating Your Brand with High-Tech Smarts, Elbow Grease, Infinite Hustle, and a Whole Lotta Heart". So...that speaks for itself.

[@TalkAsSoftAsChalk]

Wait Promising young woman is based on a book! How the hell am I just finding this out? Edit: Looked it up. They just happen to have similar names. It's an original screenplay. The book actually sounds very good (or ya know... promising). K. Bye.

[@fionagrace75]

the amount of relaxation i feel because of your videos is astounding

[@justalurkr]

My career advice: show up on time, dressed for the occasion, and unironically make your boss look good. I learned this after my dad retired and his successor surplused me. Connections only get you so far.

[@lornaallan766]

"we love social media, me and you" stop, but don't ever stop

[@eyes9514]

bad anxiety and dancing to Mr.perfectly fine has been my life in a nutshell

[@grace-4072]

you make me so excited to watch videos about books man i usually don’t enjoy booktube cause it feels sorta intimidating? but i really love how you make your videos it’s very having a redbull with your bestie at 2am vibes

[@fatmazaki8628]

Carley, u came into my life like a WHIRLWIND, your videos are my fav and u really got me into reading again after what seemed like a 2 year book slump lol. So thanks and alsooo out of all ur celebrity book club videos, which 3 books would you like ACTUALLY recommend and which 3 books are ur fav generally?

[@uncarley]

eve babitz was amazing! also loved the white book by hang kang and this is pleasure by mary gaitskil

[@TheManiaTC]

waiting two weeks to one london guy trying to "re-do" your video like: "I'm a man and I read girlboss books"

[@zmo2299]

who r u talking about

[@prachi8771]

Omg wot?

[@aisling8308]

@@zmo2299 i'm guessing jack edwards because he copied the "reading books recommended by harry styles" and "reading books recommended by taylor swift" videos

[@lolwho7009]

@@aisling8308 Don't forget the celebrity poetry video!

[@sugassugar8036]

@@aisling8308 wait qwtf he did- I love his content omg how did I not notice

[@okay.3170]

Your videos are so chill they're kinda like asmr

[@uncarley]

omg i love this

[@unsteadyedi]

hey i just wanna say that you're literally the only youtuber whose videos i don't ever wanna miss and your channel is really refreshing❤

[@cara9567]

Carey: my anxietys been bad Carley 2 seconds later : look at these flowers 😁😜🥵

[@gabi.9959]

bestie i’m so glad you mentioned mbti ‘cause i’m obsessed, i’d love to see a video with book recommendations for each one

[@kendallpsaila2470]

Every time you post I get such a boost of serotonin THANK U it makes my day

[@lizard_like]

"So anxious I'm innately unlikeable" wow. thank you so much for that statement, I'm using it to explain myself now

[@sparks5719]

you are like a cool older sister giving me only the most important life tips and i love it

[@emmaoc-jh8df]

It's a good day when Carley uploads :)

[@alaraaydin98]

This video saved me from yet another mental breakdown, so THANK YOU BESTIE

[@Supitscamii]

When you talked about networking and having an inability to make connections outside of literal trauma I... FFELT THAT and I felt like you understand me on a fundamental level. So hi! This my attempt at networking, I think we already have a connection 😭😭😭

[@meadowrae1491]

"My three hour walk." I have a five year old and every time you say that I get a little bit more jealous.

[@larissaprates1384]

Your intros are always so funny!! I’m so entertained

[@antoniarose4379]

I didn't know I needed this, but thanks for energy you brought to my day omg

[@nervousbooklion8074]

I love the vibe of this video. Seeing you go for a walk, look at flowers, listen to Taylor and crochet is so cozy and calming! That’s total #girlboss energy 😃

[@Lucia-em7uw]

i'm still waiting for the lorde's faves video, compassion pls we know nothing about that woman nowadays :((( love u tho!!

[@olympuscherry]

I found your videos this week and I can't stop watching them, your ultimate # girlboss move is making great content 🥺 hope you have a nice day! ✨

[@dmcp11]

i can already tell i’m going to love this video based off the intro

[@DanielaGarridou]

omg new drinking game to excuse my alcoholism: take a shot every time Carley says hashtag girlboss 💀💀

[@w.li.8652]

The part about not being able to network had some real INFP energy

[@ananyagulati3522]

the chaotic energy in the video PLEASE I LOVE AND STAN 😭

[@mayranohelia]

ok, nothing to do with the video but YOUR HANDS ARE PRECIOUS 🛐

[@uncarley]

omg thank you!!

[@mayranohelia]

@@uncarley 💘💘💘

[@rafaelabergamo6659]

Omg, I was needing this type of video, thank you queen!!! Xo from Brazil ♥️

[@Misseggy24]

I honestly love that tinder tip like yes girl play the game

[@alyssaferreira4189]

bestie Carley is really spoiling us with these amazing videos✨✨

[@mariabarulli3458]

I'm so good. I resisted and did my religion homework although I knew carley uploaded a video. Now I can finally watch it.

[@biancarangel6089]

thank you for this carly! its been a really rough week & def needed some girlboss energy to cheer me up :)

[@bestenazkasut6839]

i have never heard the word girlboss more in my entire life

[@davidshead1323]

The Queen killing her husband just before he makes it to a round 100 is #girlboss energy

[@andreaferrer8259]

YOUR ENTRANCE OMG I love u

[@eunice-oy5rl]

as a fellow business student ... it's like networking events were made to be awkward asf. also LOVE the ripping on the girlboss interviews - I picked up the book like a month ago for ✨science✨ and I literally had to put it down so fast cause I could not get over the lack of self awareness

[@westmezzanine4321]

“And by a funk I mean mental health crisis” What a mood

[@gayatrigupta8755]

Take a shot everytime Carly says "Girlboss". Anyways, I am an alcoholic now😌✋

[@issi99]

"Carly, you don't like captialism--" *Immediately subscribes*

[@MagicDemonCookies]

I felt the thing about the discussion posts in my soul. Also Carley if you have any short story/short story collection recommendations that would be a great video!

[@kathryn6217]

So, am I the only one who wants videos of Carley analyzing book/literature related data? Because I would be HERE for that? Tell me those facts and figures girl.

[@helenakauai]

You are one of the most entertaining parts of my week, thank you.

[@antocomegalletasXD]

this is the energy I needed

[@angelawesneski5029]

I am living for all of the gestures in this vlog.

[@ellainepersia4498]

YOU'RE STUNNING BESTIE

[@SimplyJane]

You are phenomenal!! thanks for pulling me out of my reading slump

[@yumminess9583]

i- the hand movements. I’m living. very much all encompassing of the energy I am absorbing from ze unnameable hashtag.

[@tujulita]

ok but vibing to mr perfectly fine is what made me click that subscribe button love your energy

[@danielaaleman7394]

idk why but everytime i see your videos it's like you're educating me

[@macylightfoot]

The Netflix series Girlboss, based loosely-ish on Sophia Amaoruso's rise to success was SO GOOD! They cancelled it after one season because people are dicks and hated on it because the main character is ever so slightly annoying for like the first episode (or possibly because real life Amaruso scandal, I dunno), but it was genuinely brilliant.

[@macylightfoot]

@kibblewibble I don't even remember how it ended, tbh, but now that you say it I think I wasn't that mad when I got to the end of it, so one season was probably fine. People are still dicks though, pretty sure.

[@maheenm.k1015]

How come good shows like that get canceled but Emily in Paris isn't going anywhere?

[@Fatima-ts4rv]

this youtube channel feels so safe and comfortable 😌

[@Not_Audreyy]

I’m an INFP too! That’s probably why I love your channel sm lol

[@SofiaPerez-jw3oy]

Ahhh relatable content I am here for, I am also at a mental low with finals breathing down my neck ( no but in all seriousness I'm with you in spirit because finals is a rough patch)

[@aco6119]

such a vibe✨

[@aisha3999]

this is the first video of yours I've ever seen, and I have to say that within the first 2 minutes I subscribed!! You have amazing spunky energy and original thoughts and opinions! btw the corduroy blazer really is the move, it's quite spiffy :)

[@mayranohelia]

✨ the intro ✨