the WEIRD connections between taylor swift, sally rooney, & phoebe bridgers

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[@val-ko5eu]

this title is a man's worst nightmare, i love it

[@uncarley]

say it again

[@carolyneguimaraes4662]

the pleasure of that realization is unmatched

[@xxgracefallenxx]

I’m a straight man, hard disagree.

[@khalilurtrahman]

Except if it's Jack Edwards ✨

[@michaeldeguzman3852]

@@xxgracefallenxx nobody cares 😭😭😭😭

[@erikdaniels0n]

The fact that Phoebe’s and Taylor’s boyfriends know each other and were both in Sally Rooney adaptations makes my brain hurt

[@uncarley]

i cant comprehend it

[@user-qb1ht7fr3n]

Both of their *ex boyfriends now …

[@riann.oc1]

two key additions: paul mescal also starred in the lost daughter, and phoebe bridgers has mentioned that the reason she watched normal people (thus the reason she ended up dating paul mescal) is because phoebe waller-bridge told her to

[@thomme8539]

It thickens

[@guss3702]

Good lord.

[@charlotte-hb7jg]

AND. phoebe said the most famous person she met is harry styles. harry styles is in the MCU and so is Jake 🤢

[@kategoerge446]

You missed Emma Stone She's Taylor Swift's friend Starred in the favorite movie with Olivia Coleman and Joe Alwyn who's dating Taylor Swift her friend And she dated Andrew Garfield

[@mashalkhan9120]

Yes came to say this!!! & that brings a connection between Andrew & Taylor too bc he was at one of her 4th of July parties with Emma Stone

[@slowdancers]

*she was engaged to Andrew

[@katherinesmith1776]

I was gonna say this too!

[@jjjjeremiah9622]

yes!!! that what I was shouting at my tv.

[@gabriellasizemore7927]

This means so much to me, Carley. This is what the inside of my brain looks like. Thank you, ultimate girl boss.

[@uncarley]

the inside of our brains is the same then (empty)

[@juliasgardenparty4246]

CAME HERE TO SAY THIS

[@krishnakrupaur3727]

Was about to say the same lol

[@Afrah03]

Same

[@nommfourteen9312]

first of all.....the fact that i knew all of this is concerning. also, paul mescal was ALSO in the lost daughter. this is so perfect.

[@uncarley]

so many connections

[@sundanceekid8]

also daisy edgar-jones will also star in where the crawdads sing. the next thing i'm about to say is absolutely unhinghed so pay attention (someone pointed it out on twitter): ok so both taylor and phoebe b have worked with jack antonoff on their music but that's not the only connection both have. listen to this, jack is dating the actress margaret qualley who will star in a movie with joe aylwyn called “the stars at noon” and jack produced the soundtrack for the new minions movie which will feature whose song? *YOU GUESSED IT - PHOEBE FUCKING BRIDGERS!!!!1!1*

[@ninamarie177]

@@sundanceekid8 is this is I find out that Phoebe bridgers will have a song in a minion movie soundtrack?

[@allaboutmika]

@@ninamarie177 yes. and the soundtrack itself has the most random artists ever for a minions movie.

[@TalkAsSoftAsChalk]

Now that we're talking about Phoebe Waller-Bridge, can we please get a video of all her favourite books?

[@uncarley]

maybe!!

[@katahoffmann6187]

i would love that, i just recently made a list about phoebe's book recommendations

[@nimishadalvi8503]

@@katahoffmann6187 omg please share!!

[@avilla7]

love that its called the sally rooney extended universe but she's the one with the least connections

[@perezflorinbrian2029]

CARLEY + TAYLOR SWIFT+ SALLY ROONEY + PHOEBE BRIDGERS = MULTIVERSE OF PERFECTION

[@uncarley]

the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse

[@babis6919]

The perfect timeline doesn't exi-

[@sojadoesrandomstuff]

you SO have to watch the normal people show it's what made me appreciate the book even more because it was so well done imo

[@sofiamilian5706]

YES, I started the show thinking Normal People was one the WORST books I had read, but the TV show literally changed my life and now I love both Normal People and Sally Rooney

[@emmbee1665]

Same!! Actually one of the only times I think watching the adaptation before reading the book worked in my favour. Even though the show was an extremely faithful adaptation, the actors really added something to the characters. They played them with so much emotion that it was easier to empathize with them than their on-the-page counterparts, lol

[@erikdaniels0n]

Multiverse of Madness?? More like multiverse of sadness! If you love either Taylor Swift, Phoebe Bridgers or Sally Rooney (let alone all of them), please seek therapy, you may be depressed

[@uncarley]

MULTIVERSE of SADNESS

[@xxcxme]

I love 2/3. Phoebe Bridgers is meh

[@graced.6711]

If you don't love taylor swift seek braincells

[@anapaula6548]

My favorite lines in this video: - "We have a mouse in our house ... So now is just a roommate" - "Daisy Edgar Jones's suit in the Google bar: constantly. Constantly" - "The plot thickens. The plot thickens." - "it's about somebody who lives in a lagoon,,, I'm assuming from this picture." - "Oh I bet I know what you're thinking, ooohhh I bet I do." - "Jake, if you are mad about your photo, be a better person. (...) Buu, murder, muerder, electric chair, electric chair. [Refering to Jake Gyllenhaal]"

[@uncarley]

i am chaos

[@TalkAsSoftAsChalk]

"This makes it look like I had a daughter who was killed"

[@ariyatabassumabdullah1143]

omg carley you HAVE to watch the normal people show. as someone who didn't love the book that much (i liked it but it's not my favorite sally rooney, conversations with friends is) it's honestly BETTER than the book. crazy but it's true. i didn't like connell that much as a character but they improved him so much in the show and so much dialogue is lifted right of the book. the acting and the casting of marriane and connell are PERFECT and they have amazing chemistry. it doesn't even feel like acting sometimes it's THAT good. i'd say emotionally it hits you at fleabag s2 finale level. genuinely hope you watch and review it.

[@uncarley]

but im scared 🥺🥺

[@ariyatabassumabdullah1143]

@@uncarley i totally understand that i was too but trust me, a random stranger on the internet, you're gonna LOVE it. i also feel like i should mention that if it weren't for you and your videos i would've never stumbled into sally rooney. so thank you very much for that girlboss.

[@sandrae2398]

@@uncarley they adapted it very closely to the book, everything feels like the real life version of the novel

[@Directioner171]

Yessss also gotta love the cinematography in this show 💗💗💗💗

[@ariyatabassumabdullah1143]

@@Directioner171 omg yes it was absolutely breathtaking. the episode in italy was my favorite because of how stunning the cinematography was.

[@holly1205]

you've captured every facet of my personality into one video, thank you queen

[@uncarley]

me too honestly

[@sofiaboo6739]

YES LMAO (and even managed to throw in an actor who worked for marvel IN a multiverse related movie may I say )

[@krishnakrupaur3727]

Literally same

[@theserialcomma]

okay I'm showing my freakishness but I simply must add a few more connections to your multiverse of madness" - Phoebe Bridgers interviewed Daisy Edgar-Jones about her film Fresh - in said interview, Phoebe Bridgers reveals that it was Phoebe Waller-Bridge who told her to watch Normal People - Paul Mescal is also in The Lost Daughter - Phoebe's branding for 'Punisher' is the skeleton costume - which is also made iconic from Donnie Darko, which Jake Gyllenhaal stars in - Olivia Coleman stars in Broadchurch of which Phoebe Waller-Bridge is in the second season

[@allaboutmika]

wait phoebe is in the second season of broadchurch... maybe i will continue it now-

[@neilwritesstuff]

- olivia colman also used her joe alwyn connection to get taylor swift to surprise her broadchurch co-star shaun dooley while he's recording a cover of "never grow up" for a charity album. taylor showed up and phoebe waller-bridge was present in that room because she played ukelele for olivia colman's track

[@marywallace3378]

Paul Mescal is also in The Lost Daughter (granted it is a minor part) so the fact that there’s not a piece of tape connecting the two is gonna bother me for eternity 😭

[@caitlinthomas274]

Love this so much! Paul Mescal was also in The Lost Daughter, so another connection to add!

[@allieruden8906]

caitlin thomas you are so right. another brick in the wall...

[@matildaonvideo]

Stumbling across this video at 2:23am feels fitting because this is *exactly* what my pattern of thought would usually look like at 2:23am anyway. It’s a masterpiece Carley 👏

[@himynameisriya]

didn't expect to see you here!! this video really is a masterpiece

[@itmedana]

girly i absolutely know and understand the fear of watching adaptations of your favorite books but i must say the normal people show was one of the most exceptional and well adapted things i’ve ever seen. it felt like every single piece of dialogue was taken directly from the book if u love the source material as much as i do (which i KNOW u do) i think the show will be very hard not to like 😌 also i am living for the louie zong in the background

[@Bunnyodon]

Daisy Edgar Jones was born to play Marianne 😭

[@Directioner171]

100% agree 💗

[@julia8234]

this has done more for my mental health than 8 appointments with my therapist

[@uncarley]

same bestie

[@imunwellbabe6697]

lives were saved, everybody say thank you carley

[@uncarley]

and lives were ruined but that's a part of making art i guess

[@Lia-ll3ou]

the blank white wall, unhinged character roster is my favorite genre of video- thank you so much Carley for this masterpiece

[@uncarley]

true illness is in this video

[@laurenmullikin]

you’re back, glowing, and covering what we’re all here for.

[@uncarley]

ready for my hot girl era to begin

[@lotusmiragemusic]

This is so cool! I have some other connections to suggest: - Jemima Kirke plays Melissa in Conversations with Friends - Jemima Kirke is married to Alex Cameron (singer-songwriter) - Alex Cameron is a frequent collaborator/co-writer of The Killers - Phoebe Bridgers did a collaboration with The Killers ("Runaway Horses") ALSO: - Sasha Lane plays Bobbi in Conversations with Friends - Sasha Lane also had a role in the TV series, Loki, which stars Tom Hiddleston - Tom Hiddleston once dated Taylor Swift - Tom Hiddleston starred in The Night Manager with Olivia Colman

[@norahjordan7380]

Jemima Kirke was also in Girls which stars Lena Dunham who famously dated Jack Antonoff Antonoff produced ton of Taylors Albums and Solar Power which Phoebe had backup vocals on! Antonoff is also in a relationship now with Margaret Qualley who has an upcoming movie with Joe Alwyn

[@lotusmiragemusic]

@@norahjordan7380 Yup

[@ltqteehee]

carley never fails to serve the most chaotic content on this platform

[@uncarley]

its what i was put on this earth to do

[@ltqteehee]

@@uncarley yess we all need a bit of spice in our lives 🧎🏻‍♀️

[@scflds]

love how u put andrew garfield there just for the heck of it

[@uncarley]

just for fun 🤩

[@isabellaschempp9631]

I was hoping that she would put Emma Stone after The Favourite and then link to him too

[@sofiaboo6739]

@@isabellaschempp9631 exactly!! i was kinda disappointed ngl

[@scflds]

@@isabellaschempp9631 i thought she would do that too, then link emma to taylor

[@coolgirlzinuwu1615]

@@scflds how r they linked???

this is Sally Rooney's universe, we’re just living on it

[@uncarley]

god yes

[@Emily-tx6kc]

harry styles is also in DWD with florence pugh who is in little women with timothee chalamet who is in lady bird with sairsoe ronan who is in atonement with james mcavoy who as we all know is the early 2000’s paul mescal

[@jodybernalable]

Girlie paul mescali also starred in the lost daughter, which is based on an excellent novella btw, filled with female rage

[@TalkAsSoftAsChalk]

I simply do not have the words to describe just how brilliant this video is. All I Ave left to say is, thanks girlboss thanks!!

[@uncarley]

omg thank you for watching 💖

[@marta9746]

literally no thoughts, head empty. just the best video on youtube

[@uncarley]

the emptiest head

[@bk1661]

I have been saving the books for the summer or whenever my finals end, the tv shows for after i read the books but this multiverse of artist who i am a huge fan of and am attracted to (every single one) has been on my mind for a really long time now. this video is essential depressed girl viewing

[@kennaosako1563]

my multiverse

[@uncarley]

exactly bestie ❤️

[@elenahernandez8938]

Paul Mescal is also in The Lost Daughter!!!! Carley + Sally Rooney + Taylor Swift = favorite things in the 🌍

[@uncarley]

the plot thickens

[@booksbynichelle]

Anxiously awaiting the day that Taylor Jenkins Reid joins the Sally Rooney multiverse. Either one of the blondies will write a song for one of the movie adaptation or their Sally Rooney boyfriends will star in the movies. I feel it in my bones.

[@uncarley]

it has to happen... it will happen

[@erikdaniels0n]

Phoebe is apparently writing/recording songs for the Daisy Jones Amazon Prime show 👀

[@booksbynichelle]

@@erikdaniels0n The best news I've heard all day.

[@averymarcellus4048]

Evelyn Hugo was inspired by Taylor’s song the lucky one

[@sofiaboo6739]

the fact that i could think of more connections tho- emma stone was also in the favourite with olivia colman and she dated andrew garfield + tayla swift also wrote bad blood, which has ellen pompeo in it, and she starred in greys anatomy with sandra oh, star of killing eve BOOM are those particularly relevant? for some no. but it just proves that EVERYTHING IS CONNECTED

[@ischristinaok]

praying for this girl today now that phoebe and paul are broken up and taylor and joe

[@gegibs]

Carley I am pleased to inform you that Paul Mescaline was also in Maggie Gyllenhaal’s film The Lost Daughter.

[@vaishnavisingh9244]

I just can't agree enough with the OGs who like Reputation were in the Trenches with her, because the amount of backlash we'd get online for simply saying that people didn't had enough evidence to "cancel" Taylor Swift was insane. I remember liking that Album so much that it HURTS when it isn't counted among her best. The tours were all out too (sadly living in a different continent made me incapable of attending)

[@kasia8306]

why am i not surprised that carley disappeared for like 5 months and came back around the release of a sally rooney adaptation...... truly on brand

[@chloecopnall7249]

Watched this with my boyfriend, he is very confused and I am thriving

[@uncarley]

good ❤️

[@saptaparni_sarkar]

Love love love this! Im a Sally Rooney, fan Swiftie and a Phoebe Bridgers fan, so this video is heaven. Also, the fact that Olivia Colman is related to Paul and Joe is so ao surreal (Paul debuted in films with The Lost Daughter, where Colman acted and Joe starred in The Favourite alongside Colman )!

[@salomesuchet1475]

I feel less crazy right now, thank you so much for this video!! Another connection: Sandra Oh who plays in Killing Eve written by PWB also is in Grey's Anatomy and Taylor Swift named her cat Meredith for the GA's character

[@brewwin]

I like the passion here. Great video. A hit. We've all been inspired by mikes mic lately and I love that it's transcending commumities

[@sabrinahughes8352]

I can't believe you didn't mention Emma Stone being in the Favorite, which then connects back to Andrew Garfield

[@ritisha992]

Paul Mescal was in the Lost Daughter😶

[@uncarley]

WHaT

[@adhithipriya100]

Yes!

[@r.t.laurila]

The normal people show is acctually rlly good, I cried

[@burgers6963]

Recently joe had a GQ interview about the 10 things he can't live without,, and the book beautiful world where are you was one of them. sis, we've got another connection.

[@mauddouglasa]

Thank you for reminding me of my monthly Fleabag binge watching evening

[@uncarley]

god yes do it

[@sreejabhakta6346]

never thought I’d have my four icons in one vid

[@uncarley]

you are welcome 🥰

[@PaulinaRmrz]

The fact that I was thinking about this…

[@uncarley]

we all are it's imperative

[@WalkingOnMarsTv]

I love the “Normal People” book. The show is a vibe but dull in a way I can’t quite put in to words.

[@itsflowerside]

much like the book

[@seemasingh-bw8sx]

this is actually what the inside of my brain feels like ngl

[@uncarley]

empty like me ❤️

[@anamirxnda]

that's the perfect video i'm gonna CRY

[@uncarley]

😎😎

[@camilaecheverri6421]

The fact that you nailed everything doesn't cease to blow my mind

[@jennatandy6272]

I am so excited for where the Crawdads sing to come out as it is one of my favorite books! I know you won’t read it Carley but you should.

[@seemasingh-bw8sx]

i just love the fact that you put that photo up 'cause Andrew Scott was in it 'cause same, he's the only man I'd allow to kill me

[@uncarley]

he could threaten me at knifepoint id let him

[@jennaberggren9095]

I love this! Any time you do a deep dive having to do with Sally Rooney I’m so HERE FOR IT! Don’t forget to connect Paul Mescal to The Lost Daughter. And OMGOMGOMG you’ve not watched Normal People?! I loved the book before I watched the show but the show was the most perfect compliment. It made my love for the story so much more intense, I promise you won’t be disappointed if you ever decide to watch!!!

[@jan2386]

Dear Carley, I would also like to add something so apparently paul mescal is going to starr in an adaptation of Carmen and guess who’s also allegedly in it… JAMIE FUCKING DORNAN who also happens to be Andrew Garfield’s long time friend and roommate and who also stared in 50 shades of grey costarring dakota Johnson who IS ALSO IN THE CAST OF THE LOST DAUGHTER and guess who happens to be Jamie’s and Andrew’s friend Robert Pattinson who starred in twilight which happens to be the main inspiration for 50 shades of grey. This is an expansion to the blondie holy trinity lore and I have so much to add miss Carley. Best regards, A.

[@theliminallounge]

Ok not booktok related but I need a 2024 update with matty Healy, bo Burnham, and boygenius. Maybe even saltburn people with the main characters CWF playing ventia. It’s been the year of Taylor swift and she’s collected so many people like infinity stones

[@danielaaleman7394]

I watched the normal people TV series and I loved it💙. I love Paul and Daysi's performances, and thanks to you, I have read normal people twice (this year), and I and currently reading Conversations with friends! So far, loving it💛🧡

[@uncarley]

im so glad!!

[@emilieboivinguay]

In the first chapter of Conversations With Friends, there is a "f*ck the patriarchy" quote and I can’t help but see the connection now😂 loved the vid 🤌🏼🌻

[@NatAsh14]

So many more connections than I thought! Also Jake Gyllenhaal was in Spiderman, Andrew plays Spiderman (in a different version but still)

[@oykusena5177]

That was the most chaotic but best thing ever, I've seen on KZbin. I LOVE IT. I want this wall to be tattooed everywhere.

[@mariaajith9225]

no Bec the sally Rooney-normal people-Paul mescal-Phoebe bridgers-Taylor swift-Joe Alwyn sally Rooney pipeline is my personality summed up

[@mariaajith9225]

stop not u replying im gonna live off this ego boost for the next 3-5 business days

[@AmissCircle]

This is truly all I have ever wanted. Thank you, Carley.

[@oliviacantu4103]

literally, the only reason I clicked on this video is because I love your content and am a swiftie and phoebe bridgers fan. i have never watched or read anything sally rooney but this was really entertaining 😆

[@klarah.2921]

when i saw this, i immediately knew it was gonna be the most entertaining thing im gonna watch all week

[@irenekortaberria3210]

The way i already knew 90% of this and think about it at least once a day

[@uncarley]

god same

[@theklavasiliou2624]

i need an update because everyone is severing their connections

[@jessbender]

single-handedly carrying this website on your back. thank you girly

[@hannahbodenhausen8126]

the haylor vehicular manslaughter theory existing in the Sally Rooney cinematic universe makes too much sense

[@OriginalRuffles]

I was waiting to see how chaotic it get when connecting tape from Paul Mescal to The Lost Daughter as he's in it but it never happened 😮‍💨 True chaos hasn't been achieved yet in our lifetime.

[@briwhittembury9326]

ALSO, mr. Harry styles has a song called Carolina anddd, what is the name of the new taylor song for the movie? yeah. Meanwhile Taylor has a song called Daylight and in Harrys new album, there is a song called daylight

[@InspiritShawol82]

i am enraptured i am speechless the plot is flawless UR BRAIN

[@KoraWade]

Carley i need you to do a sort of "girl, interrupted syndrome", femme rage reading video. Very valley of the dolls, my year of rest and relaxation etc.

[@KoraWade]

( two weeks later i have now watched alot more of your videos where they feature those exact books haha)

[@kirawise1701]

You could have thrown Emma Stone in this since she used to date Andrew, used to be BFFs with Taylor, and was also in The Favourite.

[@rhonasleath7394]

This is ridiculously fantastic thank you so so much+ Paul mescal was also in the lost daughter with queen Olivia

[@piratefrog17]

i’ve never been so invested in a 13 minute video in my entire life

[@vampabe523]

As a Mexican I can’t help but read Paul’s last name as “Mezcal”. I’d like to add the fact that Paul listened to Stranger in the Alps on replay while playing Connell. Don’t quote me on that one, but I think I recall him saying it that one time they (Phoebe and Paul) did an instagram live interview.

[@georgiabeith5009]

i also read/hear his name as that!

[@hannahbanana1544]

you have to watch normal people it’s PERFECT and made me want to read it all over again

[@uncarley]

im scared though!!

[@hannahbanana1544]

@@uncarley totally fair, i usually feel the same but it was an incredible adaptation of the book!! daisy and paul were perfectly cast and have incredible chemistry. as soon as i finished it i had to start my rewatch right away

[@morgan350]

gurl i can’t believe you missed the opportunity to make one of those murder boards with the red string lmaoo

[@MonaToma]

girlie this is absolutely insane. i love you

[@mariellahorgue4158]

the sally rooney multiverse + uncarley is what I've been waiting for

[@uncarley]

i need to be connected to the multiverse in someway

[@khush_duggal]

A video I never knew I needed

[@uncarley]

im filling a gap in the market

[@kailane9987]

OH IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ONE !!!!!!!

[@uncarley]

turn it up!!

[@seemasingh-bw8sx]

omigod yes bring all the legends together

[@uncarley]

this is my endgame

[@ellaconneff291]

carley knew my swiftie self was binge reading conversations with friends (and becoming obsessed with sally rooney in the process) while simultaneously developing an unhealthy attachment to phoebe bridgers’ music and said, i see you, i hear you, here’s a video just for you.

[@sofiahernandez5108]

You also forgot to include Gil Birmingham as an actor that is in Under the Banner of Heaven. He also plays Taylor Lautner’s dad in Twilight. And Taylor dated Taylor.

[@sleepystephi]

This video made me watch and rewatch any and every Phoebe Bridgers music video in one morning (as if I didn't already listen to just her and her side projects every single day for 6 months and to this day), convinced me to become a full time swiftie, made me commit to finally watch Fleabag, and adhere to the Sally Rooney supremacy.. On my way to a better life thanks to Carley

[@hannahmeyer4865]

sorry for screaming but I LOVE YOUR BRAIN SO MUCH. your vids are everything. so so good. so relatable. love to see someone as chaotic and brilliant as me. (off to eat my piece of humblepie)

[@timetogohome420]

this video is all i ever dreamed of, like? taylor?? sally rooney?? and BOTH phoebes?? damn

[@uncarley]

it has everything

[@arushiranjan8059]

this was fucking perfection.

[@uncarley]

thank you!!

[@coffeeandkerouac]

this was perfect I literally don’t think a KZbin video gets more perfect than this ???? and i cant get over that paul mescall was also in the lost daughter with Olivia Coleman the connections never end 😭

[@sudesezin]

this is the best most useful video on youtube

[@uncarley]

its academic 💖

[@hallenelson2839]

This video has me going full galaxy brain I swear, but Andrew Garfield’s role in this universe CANNOT be understated 😂 Let’s not forget that Andrew Garfield was in Spider-Man No Way Home, and the preceding Spider-Man movie started Jake Gyllenhal, which is low key referenced in the ATW 10-minute version video with the inclusion of the upside down kiss 😆 Also, Andrew Garfield starred in No Way Home alongside Zendaya, who used to be in Taylor’s squad and starred in the Bad Blood music video, filmed by the cinematographer who would work on her new show Euphoria. Furthermore, Zendaya starred in The Greatest Showman alongside Zac Efron. Zac Efron co-starred with Taylor Swift in The Lorax. Zac also starred in High School Musical with Vanessa Hudgens…who starred in Andrew Garfield’s new movie Tick, Tick, Boom. Tick, Tick, Boom was directed by Lin-Manuel Miranda, who also wrote the music for Moana, which starred Dwayne The Rock Johnson, who did a voiceover in Taylor Swift’s music video for The Man and lip-synced Shake It Off in the very first episode of Lip Sync Battle. And of course, Emma Stone dated Andrew Garfield and starred in The Favorite with Joe Alwyn and Olivia Coleman. When the two dated, they were also spotted at Taylor’s 4th of July party in 2014. Then there’s the fact that Andrew Garfield used to be roommates with Robert Pattinson who starred in Twilight alongside Taylor Lautner (Taylor’s past boyfriend and inspiration of musical classic Back to December) and Kristen Stewart. (We also can’t forget that the first Twilight had Decode, performed by friend and Bad Blood co-star Hayley Williams.) Kristen Stewart starred in Billy Lynn’s Halftime Walk, which starred Joe Alwyn and whose premier was attended by Taylor either before they were dating or at the beginning of their relationship. Truly, all roads lead to Andrew Garfield in this Sally Rooney multiverse of madness. 😂

[@mjrelics]

texting everyone i know that u put out this masterpiece. thank you.

[@leen7704]

You don’t understand how MUCH I needed to know that, Thank you!!

[@uncarley]

im so glad

[@shelby7335]

if i had to describe myself to someone i would use this video

[@uncarley]

happy to be of service

[@hellodarkness2993]

yes this is the level of chaotic unhinged energy we deserve 😩

[@uncarley]

bringing chaos to your feed