I Read Mr. Birchum Gay Fanfiction: It’s Real (and Insane)

[@MarxistMomentum]

When 18+ fanfiction is better written than the actual sorce material.

[@Thelastunicornlover]

👍

[@timeneses]

This is my whole life with fan fiction.

[@NotMe-f5l]

I love it when conservative propaganda gets gay yaoi lol

[@Thelastunicornlover]

❤️👍🏳️‍🌈👨‍❤️‍👨

[@myfriendscallmepat]

Really you believe in something again

[@NotMe-f5l]

@@myfriendscallmepat it’s been a a while

[@Esitaro3670]

It's called Bara but i agree

[@Chaos-vm7cy]

Gay yaoi is just a double negative but I get it.

[@V1X3N_19]

OLD MAN YAOI!!!!! OLD MAN YAOI!!!!! OLD MAN YAOI!!!!!

[@Thelastunicornlover]

😂👍🏳️‍🌈❤️👴❤️👴

[@zm2mad9]

Old man toxic yaoi

[@patron8597]

Isn't it more like Bara?

[@jeshuaavila1620]

Yeah is more bara

[@SkedmundSchmedmund]

@@zm2mad9 toxic gossip yaaooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodbi6207]

Just throwing it out there, Mr. Birchum seems to really hold onto the idea that he's one of the manliest men around, so while he has an interest in bears, he may end up preferring to go for less masculine men like Karponzi to reaffirm that he's the most masculine man around. If the dude from his commercials was real, Birchum would probably see him as attractive, yes, but also a competitor and a threat to his own masculinity. There is no way Birchum can tolerate looking like the "woman" in a relationship.

[@chacharose9467]

I'm loving this analysis from my friendly neighbor bisexual 🎉

[@yourfriendlyneighborhoodbi6207]

@@chacharose9467 thank you! Also my username actually cuts off before saying "bitch" bc I made it when I was 12, but I am bisexual so no problems here XD

[@KelpieRider]

​@@yourfriendlyneighborhoodbi6207holy serendipity batman

[@Othaur]

Tbf, Karponzi looks like a cub, so thematically it fits Birchum's initial attraction.

[@monikorasort]

The devil works hard, but ao3 writers work harder

[@StarTheThing]

Mr. Birchum is literally the best (and only?) accidental representation of internalized homophobia lmao

[@PosiWritesStories]

I'd love to be a fly in the Daily Wire's office right now after the response they got to this show.

[@Thelastunicornlover]

Me too! I’d love to see Matt Walsh’s face!!!🏳️‍🌈🪰

[@zephlodwick1009]

Jeremy Boering, head of the Daily Wire, said that his goal was "winning the Culture War," so I imagine a bunch of armchair generals with worried looks on their faces.

[@Thelastunicornlover]

@@zephlodwick1009😂😂😂

[@cutedarkarts]

@@zephlodwick1009well I’ve tagged Adam Corolla in some art I’ve done about birchum… let’s say “making a new family” with a catboy. Haven’t gotten a response yet lol

[@myfriendscallmepat]

God only knows what happens when you make the stale dream of a podcaster into a conservative animated cartoon

[@beth3863]

Idk how to explain it but mr birchum is horseshoe theory except with misogyny and just being gay

[@myfriendscallmepat]

This tracks

[@nearlymellodramattic]

This is true

[@rubyy.7374]

“I’m gay because I like men. You’re gay because you hate women. We are not the same.”

[@prageruwu69]

i hate mr birchum but part of me wants it to get a second season just so they can acknowledge the gay ironic fanbase and all the yaoi

[@mimsycookiiess]

Thisssss

[@thefirstone4864]

They're not that intelligent to do something like that.

[@prageruwu69]

​@@thefirstone4864true, but one can dream. but honestly completely ignoring the gay elephant in the room is almost equally as funny. the two reasons anyone knows about that show at all is that 1. it's a cringe conservative bad cartoon and 2. the gay ironic fanbase that makes yaoi of it, so it's kind of funny to pretend nothing is going on.

[@RealSkello]

I want some rich guy to buy the rights to Mr Burcham and turn it into a gay cartoon

[@myfriendscallmepat]

@ Tim Cook please

[@5ome5tranger]

​@@myfriendscallmepat LMAO

[@HelenJustetsOrTheNormalGirl]

This might be random but I thought of money man from 5sos because of this comment (he is gay and would do this, totally)

[@heisensaul5538]

I didn't know the Ze pronouns where a real thing. I thought it was just the Daily Wire being assholes about pronouns. Also they don't understand what heteronormative means. If they did, it wouldn't be used by Mr. Carponzi. What is gonna happen in the season finale? Some kind of conservative nonsense that is totally not gay!!!!

[@Ricky-yo6uv]

I believe Ze/Zir/Zhe/etc. were among the first of the neo-pronouns to come into common use. I remember seeing them back before I even knew what nonbinary meant.

[@alexv3372]

You know what? Fuck it *writes gay fanfic* I don’t care if it’s not canon but at least it’s enjoyable

[@EchidnaSharp]

WAITER! MORE MR. BIRCHUM YAOI!

[@samstarium8606]

i appreciate you checking out the ao3 side because i've been following the gradual increase in fics there since the show came out and it's pretty damn fun to watch (you might notice my username in the comments of a few of them lol). this vid also reminded me to go back to working on my fic so ty for that

[@myfriendscallmepat]

I didn’t really get a chance to say it in the video but I truly have a lot of respect for the greater fan fiction community. I love writing and I love seeing the creativity that comes from it

[@TransMascTrump]

Yeah just ignore the proshipper there

[@samstarium8606]

@@myfriendscallmepat thanks for that!! even though it can be massively cringey at times it’s a pretty nice space to be in

[@lanternsown3525]

I glad you got a shout out Pat! I find so funny that this 'Anti Woke' Show has an Ironic gay fandom; I'd almost want too see the look on that smug jerk Ben Shapiro's face when he finds this out.

[@myfriendscallmepat]

yeah it was unexpected haha

[@kittycatmeowmeow963]

I'm Christian and to me, rainbows are just plain rainbows. If gay people want to use it as their pride colors, then go right ahead. But saying that it belongs to God sounds really creepy.😑

[@Jenna_Miles]

Hi Christian I’m dad

[@ruffethereal1904]

IIRC, wasn't the rainbow the symbol of a promise from God that He would never destroy the Earth and humanity again? Why would He own something like that? It's so confusing.

[@fabianaespinosa7882]

@@Jenna_Miles the way that actually made me laugh for a whole minute is insane

[@Jenna_Miles]

@@fabianaespinosa7882 😂😂 Dad jokes are the best jokes so I feel you 🤜

[@Ricky-yo6uv]

​@ruffethereal1904 Makes a bit more sense once you realize that in the original myth the rainbow was a literal bow (as in the kind used in archery) that God used to make the flood happen because his primary domains were storms and warfare, and that the rainbow in the sky was basically thought to be him racking his weapon after using it.

[@cardboardcutout]

The Scott Pilgrim censoring i can’t

[@whitneymouse]

😂😂😂 “fuck, fuck, stupid woke nerd” is my favorite. I’m dead! Also, happy ROC pride! I saw your shirt :)

[@youtubeuniversity3638]

Here is a thought: Richard starts spending more and more time with all his guy friends. Jeanie, while sulking about it, is asked by Karponzi what is wrong. Karponzi says maybe her dad is bi and that's why he is spending so much time with them. Jeanie processes that for a while and... decides she's okay with that. Then she tries to get Richard's friends to fight over him, but in her subtleties about "A lucky one of you might be spending more time here than you think" and so on and so such while they're all over visiting, she accidentslly makes them think Richard is gonna kidnap one of them. Them after they nervously join a Pubcrawl woth Richard, they black out at stop one and wake in Richard amd Wendy's bed, Richard having been turned away by hos friends' wives and so he put them to bed and slept on the couch while Wendy used what used to be Eddie's old room. And after the group go downstairs Jeanie shames them for leaving her dad with the tab. "I thought at least one of you'd be a gentleman!"

[@myfriendscallmepat]

A04 happening in my comment section hehe

[@youtubeuniversity3638]

@@myfriendscallmepat ...what's the 4th O?

[@shibumi-tanuki]

This made me cackle please write a fic off of this

[@Teelenth]

When I first heard about Mr. Birchum, one of my first thoughts was something along the lines of 'Wouldn't it be funny if a bunch of people started posting gay fan works of it, to the point where that was the first thing you found if you looked the show up online?', and that seems to be kind of what happened. I'm actually working on a fic myself. It's a bit slow going because I tend to be interested in really digging into a characters feelings, inner world, and relationships to other characters, and the source material gives precious little to work with on that front, I've had to depend a lot on what can be inferred from canon, or just invent things out of whole cloth. The worst part is - there's this old saying in fanfic circles that shipping something ironically is the first step toward shipping it sincerely - and that is the hell I seem to have fallen into. I am a fairly easy mark for enemies-to-lovers as a narrative trope and couple that with a deeply conservative man coming to grips with the fact that he's attracted to his male coworker and all of the emotional baggage that entails, and you've got the potential for a genuinely really interesting romance. Just the potential for it, mind you, in practice these characters are about as flat as the paper they would have been animated on 20 years ago. But, part of the wonder and joy of fanfiction is that it can give us things that canon can't or won't.

[@titangirl161]

If your "best" can be done in two and a half minutes, my condolences to your wife

[@jobreakstheinternet5100]

Okay but did you know there's Mr. Birchum/New Norm crossover fic and art?

[@mimsycookiiess]

It’s so funny I love it 😭

[@mrgarneau4895]

Mr Birchum but it's a show about a extremely right wing individual who comes to terms with the fact that he is gay.

[@katherineknapp3782]

I too have looked into the “gay Birchim” phenomenon and the clear consensus -across multiple social media sites-is that Birchim is the bottom. Pretty much always. I’m so curious about what that implies (or exposes) about how we understand masculinity, identity and sex. Or it’s just lefties trolling conservatives in a really- time-consuming way 🤷‍♀️

[@Miroslava_Ivanova]

Both? Both. Both. Both is good 😅

[@katherineknapp3782]

@@Miroslava_Ivanova Porque no los dos? That is my life motto

[@rxmz2386]

Birchum first time bottoming internalised homophobia 😋😋😋

[@Sam-mx6yh]

I think you’ve inspired me to write my first fanfic. Thank you.

[@bp1991able]

Pat's visuals of the fan fics has better animation than the actual show!

[@markharrison6498]

You’re hilarious. I love how you’re driving community engagement and encouraging people to be creative

[@its_lazy_river]

I love how this show got the complete opposite audience they wanted and are now left with things like this 😂❤

[@natl683]

u don’t even know how long i’ve been waiting for this birchum pride special

[@Polishman69420]

The question is: What are the chances of Biden making out with Trump?

[@NotMe-f5l]

Fuck yeah!!!

[@Thelastunicornlover]

Trump x Biden😂😂😂

[@myfriendscallmepat]

Must happen for the good of the country

[@evarinagarmguardian113]

​@@ThelastunicornloverTriden

[@chobies5383]

​@@evarinagarmguardian113Bump

[@freyja3120]

I saw your shout out on Pillar of Garbage and was so excited! Lol. Awesome as always

[@theconqueringram5295]

Short answer: Yes Long answer: Yes, yes, they do.

[@bryn1063]

Fanfiction got me SCREAMMINGG. I hope the daily wire reads every single one. I hope they know their character offended nobody they embraced him as their own. 😂🤣

[@lakegroce685]

Meanwhile, the DW is trying to see if they can copyright claim fanfiction.

[@Squishy876]

The best thing about this garbage show is your take on it, but I think everyone can agree that this fanfic is art

[@lavender_lights9193]

This is the old man yaoi I need to recover from Good Omens

[@Jenna_Miles]

In these moments - I, a lesbian, become Fujoshi

[@GothMusicLatinAmerica]

Someone who is still on Twitter needs to tweet this to Adam Carolla.

[@whyisthomyorke]

**steals rainbow from god**

[@Cinnamonraisin_Bagel]

I think i've read one and it was actually fairly good

[@patron8597]

I mean, you can ship pretty much anyone in any show, butnin this case the showrunners did set it up themselves so this was only a matter of time.

[@JoshuaWillis89]

No way a teacher like Mr. Birchum would allow students to leave trash in his classroom. Completely unrealistic.

[@oirgjirogjroigj]

I'm happy to hear that you will be reviewing the show's finale soon. I have been eagerly awaiting your review of ep. 6 for awhile. I would never watch Mr. Birchum, but I like experiencing it through your videos.

[@True_NOON]

Truely in our hearts june is all of the year :) 3:18 also the :( leaving is definitely closer to a sadness than an annoyance of not getting revenge imo

[@ChibiRuah]

"i dont know if this is funny and i feel like i read ****" yes and yes.

[@lamalover2819]

Brick by brick we all say In unison (in more ways than one)

[@Everglade2291]

A sleeveless T-shirt?? DAMN IM HERE AND QUEER❤️🥰

[@myfriendscallmepat]

retweet

[@Everglade2291]

@@myfriendscallmepat ❤️❤️❤️

[@joh2434]

I'm surprised there's so much of Birchum bottoming tbh, he has top daddy energy lol

[@CartiersRavioli]

Ya. This is what I subscribed for.

[@zenith5844]

Thanks for another fun little vid in these trying times

[@scarface1367]

This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day, and it’s not even close.

[@Thelastunicornlover]

👍👍👍

[@starshark3450]

Hey dude. I threw a tiny bit of money your way. Sorry it couldn't be more. This was a damn funny episode.

[@necro-esque666]

I FUCKING LOVE YAOI

[@thevarietychannelofyoutube4769]

Cancelling out the effects of conservative propoganda by writing gay fanfictions of it is actually not a bad idea, I hope this keeps up

[@averagejoe5145]

Mr. Birchum could use a good trolling campaign much like that other "anti-woke" cartoon called "The New Norm." There's already some pictures shipping Mr. Birchum with the protagonist of "The New Norm" & it's HILARIOUS! If you want to hear about the trolling campaign regarding "The New Norm," then watch Saberspark's video on that show! 🤣

[@Raimundo1941]

Mr Birchum looks like the “oh shit, I’m sorry” man

[@8GrantRantsUnited8]

I love that Mr Birchum is your best performing content because I love watching you suffer through it

[@KrazyKoto]

I want you to know I got an ad for PragerU on your video and that made me snicker

[@8GrantRantsUnited8]

Woundilingus is by far the most foul username I’ve ever heard

[@landondu4983]

I can’t believe there’s people writing fan fiction about Mr. Birchum… crazy

[@NikkiAlfaro4202]

Do New Norm next! (I think it’s called something like that) the conservative comedy is only funny when queer people take over it

[@tiolloyd9555]

Yaoi is cool and all, but when we will get the Yuri fanfics about Burchum's wife and that black woman from the Spa episode? Or even better, when we will get the bissexual poly fanfics about them all?

[@Thelastunicornlover]

THIS IS PERFECT!!!!!👍🏳️‍🌈❤️✨🥰 8:57 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰 Happy belated pride! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ 11:44 😂😂😂😂😂 15:01 👍❤️🏳️‍🌈 18:38 ❤️❤️❤️

[@coolgeek2751]

Yo, Another Rochester Pat!

[@fenrik8178]

I mean they gave us permission.... Have not uploaded the first chapter of the vaguely planned multi chartered crack treated seriously fic that’s sitting on my device right now yet, and maybe never will since I’m not sure how committed I want to be to a show I don’t care about, but yeah we’re coming for you Mr Birchum lmao

[@Jenna_Miles]

Do it. Or you’re homophobic !!! (Please)

[@brandonixehuatl4681]

😂😂😂😂 I think Hollywood and daily wire needs to study more of fanfictions to actually get the best writing for their projects

[@roninfredricson6958]

Technically Mr Birchum didn't mention anything about a woman when bragging about doing "What he does best". Maybe he's just REALLY GOOD at cranking it

[@windwardbirds6741]

You need to review the new 'official' X anti woke cartoon The New Norm.

[@shockwave191]

It ain’t no episode 6 review but I’ll take what I can get.

[@oscaruncomfortable]

Hate to say it, but I've read a few of these, they're so good

[@V1X3N_19]

been waiting for this one

[@Thelastunicornlover]

🏳️‍🌈❤️

[@prestonhunter45]

HESSSSS BACK

[@asdkfljlksdafuioasdf]

Hey Pat. Just wanted to say that you're really talented and that I'm sure you'll become a huge KZbinr eventually! Love the videos

[@d0ofalo]

im addicted to mr birch content ❤🎉😊 trans pride is birch pride

[@eugenekrabs141]

I love birch trees! Glad they can be prideful!

[@aliceoftheabyss]

Get ready for my fanfic about Birchum X Pat... Wait is it weird to write a fanfic about a real person? Idc I use tumblr here is the start Pat was setting up to make another amazing video, till suddenly Birchum bust down the door, ready to get revenge for all the bad talk about his show- anymore and I would get banned from commenting! Love your content keep it up!

[@OHLefty78]

Your videos always make my day. Keep up the good work!

[@myfriendscallmepat]

Thanks friend :) doing it for folks like you

[@MDHilgersom]

No, according to the algorithm, you don't have to censor male nipples

[@shibumi-tanuki]

The internet is really twisting my hand into drawing how much Mr. Birchum *looooooooves* wood

[@Cazu_Orddu_Medea]

Huh huh huh can i scream 'morning wood' like Beavis and Butt-head?

[@Going_QuillsZy]

Get ready for another fic to be released on Ao3, Harsh Oak/Perfect Rose is to be released sometime this month. Let's keep this Fandom train rolling!! Edit: IT HAS BEGUN 😈

[@inurokuwarz]

So when you were like "Step moms in this kinda thing is concerning" my heater kicked on an was makin an ominous whistling noise. I legit thought it was an effect you added to the video to make it scarier.

[@fujicakes_]

I love how this show was made to dunk on gay people and *gasp* THE WOKE!!! But the same people it was trying to make fun of are now writing gay smut about it. We have come full circle.

[@8GrantRantsUnited8]

Videos like these are reasons why I un ironically want the show to get renewed for a second season. We get to hate watch, they get the views, everybody wins

[@satyestru]

Anyone note the tense change near the end of story 3? Aaaaaaagh

[@crashgirl1111]

7:25 ohhh that condiktoning shit they teach u in ap psych is soooo confirmed now... I was zoned tf out + haven't heard that sound in a decade yet i suddenly felt exactly like a middle schooler who is locked tf INN to Learn ❤❤❤

[@Mustafa70116]

I love how they messed up using the word Heteronormative. Ben Shapiro and the creators don't even know what it means XD It means a worldview that makes heterosexuality or being straight, the norm and superior to other sexualities.

[@Emymagdalena]

The best possible universe is the one where the creators lean into this

[@sushimartyr6311]

Not gonna lie, I kinda liked what you shared of the second one, particularly the dialogue (I don’t know what that says about me)

[@alazarielanderson5367]

In the finale, Birchum and Carponzi will sit in each other's laps in the cockpit of a mecha that Birchum has been secretly building all season, in order to save the school from... woke, or something. And then they nuzzle noses and smooch. Also, COCKpit

[@HD_TV.mp4]

You can really hear the sound of regret in his voice as he reads this allowed

[@jeshuaavila1620]

14:19 the post 🥜 clarity 😂

[@luluzin5022]

3:45 I can't tell if Mr. Birchum's self-own is a joke, or a mistake by the writers 😂

[@G0LDY_MAPL3]

around 14 minutes in it looks like birchum is reading from the phone tbh..

[@SpeakingJargon]

Season 2: Mr. Birchum discovers BDSM.

[@calebpribyl5152]

So I collect a lot of sega Saturn games! And Adam Carola’s voice was in one of these games (Bug too!) And even funnier is that they use one of his (persona?) in the credits! Dude must REALLY loves his persona!

[@gnocchidokey]

i'm sorry pat this was not for your sweet innocent eyes

[@myfriendscallmepat]

Alas!

[@samuellovetro]

+1 for Roc Pride shirt

[@DifferentFacesStuck]

I hope you see this comment Pat I had a dream last night and you were the star of a drama TV series that was supposed to be a conservative comedy. You wore a USA Flag hoodie with the hood up and red white and blue pants. Before I got to hear any of it I woke up and immediately got confused what I just imagined. Also to anyone who reads this. Hi!!!

[@myfriendscallmepat]

Go back to sleep, I gotta hear the rest of the dream 😭

[@TTOL-nr6tj]

6:23 M&M? edit: I just listen to pay gorn

[@joaomoulin1223]

Im here ONLY for the bad puns, plz keep it up