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[@pentafluorideprincess]

“my throat hurts from screaming” what a mood

[@dandelion473]

I sincerely appreciate your profile picture 😎👌

[@umi6462]

Literally me rn after watching his tiktoks HAHAHAHA

[@darlingfawn07]

that's what she said

[@malicious5574]

Hehehe right😂

[@cacita2.0]

when he said im out of mountain dew i felt that

[@misticrenee]

I want Danny to voiceover an audio book using his british gentlemen from the 1800's voice while occasionally making random side comments in his actual voice 💀

[@lemonade_011]

Posh southern accent more like lol

[@giannaclifford5006]

A tale of 2 cities

[@autumnh2233]

I would pay money to hear him read The Picture of Dorian Gray like this

[@poppylin973]

@@autumnh2233 same

[@nalanibelvin251]

Ok but the harry potter series

[@iwannacryeye]

Danny: *exhausted, tired, out of mountains dew, just wants to die, throat hurts* his brain: LeTs ReAd FanFictiOns,

[@malicious5574]

His coping mechanisms are not very good😐😂

[@lolassassin3262]

His brain: ThAtS sMuT bEcAuSe I hAtE MySeLf

[@dumbledorf5029]

that's me when I wanna die of cringe since cringe can be both good and bad for the heart.

[@teresalorenzogarcia7471]

THE VOICE HE PUTS WHEN HE READS THE GIRL'S LINES I CANT HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[@sedelaswan1271]

I can’t talk rn I’m doing hot girl shi The hot girl shi:

[@malicious5574]

😂😂😂

[@jenniepeach6764]

Same 🏃🏿‍♀️

[@noraeable]

"I can barely take care of myself, let alone a child. What are you thinking?" is the exact thing I tell my mother whenever she brings up grandkids.

[@Sallieface]

Word for word

[@_StrayKidsForever_]

New excuse for me

[@geniusbang6985]

"operation pregnancy is a go go go" 💀💀

[@rama-ko2eq]

💀✨

[@michellek_6797]

LMFAOOOOO

[@harlierose4722]

XD

[@liv9142]

BAHAHA

[@ruya_berlin]

“When I look at you and you act like a BAKA”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@k0ch0...shin0bu]

The subtitles: Baka? No no no 🤭 *b u g* 👹👹

[@Lung2691]

He said the British insult 'berk'

[@-_Sunyyy_-]

No but the hair is kinda 🤭 tho... HAHAHAHA BUT BAKA

[@alittlefruitfairy]

**sees title** “Oh well I wouldn’t...do that Danny...”

[@dgros2]

Underrated comment ✨✋🏼😭

[@rxxckzx]

ikr

[@malicious5574]

We try to warn him🤦we really do

[@dgros2]

@@malicious5574 I- Ur not wrong

[@greekgeek8217]

Anyone think the smile reminded u of the mother in TPN?

[@hemamebratu6174]

His voice is so damn relaxing. Both his voices.

[@dessawilliams7701]

SOMEONE GET THIS MAN SOME FLUFF FANFICS BEFORE HE DIES FROM READING THE SMUT.

[@summerquimby8046]

YO EXACTLY

[@chickaboombaby]

YEAHHHH

[@acmx72]

u rite, *attempts to fanfiction* , *starts writing*

[@marklee3060]

I suggest In another life a Haikyuu Bokuaka fanfic 👺👺👺

[@joshuflwr_]

PLS SOME WHOLESOME FANFICS

[@sydclark2307]

6:51 free replay of his voice crack 7:03 free replay of.. whatever that was

[@hope_tudor]

I love how his Stitch is just casually watching the chaos from the background

[@AliveAt3AM]

Stitch be like: Don't mind me-

[@Parker_Lot]

*He is always watching :)*

[@malicious5574]

Stitch be like "ohana bitch"

[@wwhjams]

Wait I had my brightness down and thought it was Yoda wtf

[@malicious5574]

@@wwhjams lol😂😂😂

[@HahyeonK]

The way his voice changed dramatically after reading a sentence-

[@annmorgan676]

“What are you doing in the fireplace?” Me: “Oh, y’know. Just chillin with the demons.”

[@Peebis677]

Lmao 666

[@Barkily]

Just Visiting nocturne alley-

[@Cookiepaaru]

@@Barkily OMG YASS

[@tgnico19]

danny trying to find the logic in fan fiction and suffering reading it is literally the funniest shit ever

[@dinapina7157]

“this baby’s is going to be born from birthday sex”... *me who was born from birthday sex* 🥲

[@earthtojour]

NOOOOOO😭😭😭😭

[@unsydspected]

LMFAOOOOOAOOAOAOAOAOOO

[@bl4ckm4g1c]

Well congrats to your mom

[@certifiedlovergirl7566]

i most definitely was!😂😂😭

[@gh0stface_daddy]

me too!!!!!

[@skylarsiri4737]

Anybody who can read fanfictions about themselves is a worthy opponent in any battle. RIDE ON SOLDIER *-*

[@kaylahdavisofficial]

He has returned to the sacred fanfic palace known as WATTPAD. DUN DUN DUUUUUUNNN

[@zaok970]

Keep going on Queen!

[@kaylahdavisofficial]

@Jacqueline Williams 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@malicious5574]

I'm scared😂

[@hazelgrace9221]

is everything on the app 17+

[@maymay5600]

nah fam, fanfiction.net is the og place!

[@pancat3]

"I look like fuckin Shigaraki from My Hero" *does hand decay thing* Me, a mha fan and Shiggy simp: 🤣🤣 dying

[@skezzzlethesimp9445]

Bro i fucking love shiggy lamfodm I got a whole ass shiggy fanfic to write lmfa

[@autumnh2233]

I died a little bit lololol

[@ibukimioda8136]

“Hello, 911? I would like to report identity theft!” I am sorry to say, you are me

[@somethingcreativeprobably5160]

@@skezzzlethesimp9445 girl same

[@oltairvalerian6661]

Same🤣🤣

[@dexiejaezhyll5800]

me: **minding my own business** **sees notification** **sees title** my mind: he's gonna regret that.

[@malicious5574]

Yeaahhh we all were like😐 oh no

[@v1s54l8]

IKR LMAO

[@emmarg746]

And He did😂🤣😂

[@nai2real_]

@@emmarg746 i was gonna comment that lol 😭😭😭

[@emmarg746]

@@nai2real_ Sorry

[@whoadontzuccmedude9098]

danny pretending he doesn’t want to read smut for 20 minutes straight

[@heavanjfa5728]

Danny reading: “It’s like we are missing something....👁👄👁”.

[@malicious5574]

Heheheheheh I can't see a difference between the emoji and his face

[@v1s54l8]

@Amani Kahloul LMAO TF

[@ajlandry1945]

Danny: “I’m actually not a big fan of pasta” Me: “TF DID YOU SAY?”

[@crybaby-zo9fw]

the way he said pasta tho. it was like posta

[@JaygaleLarayla]

My thoughts exactly

[@dannysdarling5303]

story: i remember the time he choked on his pasta danny: 𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐃𝐀𝐑𝐄 𝐘𝐎𝐔 𝐄𝐗𝐏𝐎𝐒𝐄 𝐌𝐄

[@AliveAt3AM]

NICE NAME YALLL

[@dilucragnvindr1077]

I LOVE YOUR USERNAMEEE✨

[@AliveAt3AM]

@@dilucragnvindr1077 YESSS 👏🏻👏🏻

[@dilucragnvindr1077]

@@AliveAt3AM I JUST NOTICED YOUR PFP OML I LOVE IT-

[@AliveAt3AM]

@@dilucragnvindr1077 eyyyyyy LMAOOOO

[@kataraellison3239]

THE WAY HE J SWITCHES BETWEEN HIM READING AND HIS ACTUAL REACTION IN HIS REAL VOICE IS SENDING ME

[@bridgetgouda7255]

"I don't need context nor details i NEED JESUS" -Danny 2021

[@RoundYellowThing]

I read that just as he said it-

[@hde2574]

No one: Boys named Kyle in eighth grade: 6:43

[@henderrry_4223]

Danny: *groans* *high pitched squeals* Subtitles: Music

[@katelynferrell7285]

And now I shall turn on the subtitles

[@Gaybitch162]

Omg it does

[@hyejinbang3061]

I mean, the subtitles aren't wrong😏😂

[@fridamonroy9840]

When It says “I moan when I feel his fingers thrusting in God “ I couldn’t 😂😭

[@nikkiwouters4299]

[Music] [Laughter] 😹

[@LGBTR3naissance]

I used to be a Wattpad author until my account was taken down. Debated going back there but decided against it. Still, got major respect for people like Kyle who go back and keep on writing.

[@rosastiglmayr5273]

I love how he didn’t say: I don’t want children 😡 Instead he said: I can’t support this child 🥴

[@oooceanman]

Lmao

[@lolassassin3262]

Lmao, is anyone else just like watching theses again?

[@crybaby-zo9fw]

yup

[@valkyraeee]

15:47 “you wouldn’t mind giving me that for my birthday present would you?” *Sure let me just go STEAL you a child for your birthday present*

[@firdoskhan6185]

Are we gonna talk abt how his intro sounded like a mid life crisis 🤣🤣🤣

[@lilith2536]

The entire video sounds like a mid life crisis 😂😂😂

[@certifiedpickle3219]

It should be titled "20 min 45 seconds of me losing my mind."

[@malicious5574]

Most sounds he makes sounds like a mid life crisis

[@goshdangitikinthevillain6796]

@@certifiedpickle3219 that's the short version of wattpad tho-

[@london.C0m]

“When I look at you and you act like a baka” This will forever stay in my head rent free 💁🏽‍♀️

[@bigshaq5770]

I see Wattpad in the title and we all know it’s gonna be traumatizing

[@kehindeakewusola699]

THANK U😂

[@pinkbirock343]

The 3 dislikes are from Kyle, from 3 different channels

[@solarsarchivee.]

✋🏽😭 stoppp

[@Yours.truly.lyss.friberg]

It looks like Stitch needs a hot chocolate after hearing danny read the fan fic

[@malicious5574]

#save stitch

[@genesismarron.2771]

No one, Danny: Why am I just a terrible person on all of these fanfics? Also Danny: 9:45 .

[@alittlefruitfairy]

My dad came to tell me goodnight as I out loud said “That’s not a birthday present, that’s a 18 year commitment, that’s what that is.”

[@alittlefruitfairy]

@Jacqueline Williams Oh lol it wasn’t very exciting, he laughed at me and closed my door.

[@ari_zona0]

@@alittlefruitfairy PLS🤣🤣

[@vickimerideth746]

“I’ll ignore it for now since this isn’t canon.... yet” 💀💀💀💀💀

[@vani7579]

I was literally just on wattpad out of sheer boredom

[@sebastianmichealis2033]

Lol same

[@malicious5574]

Danny feels that apparently

[@maymay5600]

i'll be posting my stories on wattpad, i could post them on archive your own

[@MINGILESLVER]

How do I red thisss

[@anushka2932]

Lmao me too 🤣

[@tae2pretti]

“I don’t need context nor details I need JESUS” 💀 { 17:33 }

[@Therian_05]

I started reading this as soon as he said in it in the video 😂

[@moo_shake_]

"I don't need context, I don't need detail; I need JEsUs."- Danny March 2021.

[@princeehh6873]

Beautiful

[@unsydspected]

Absolutely breathtaking🤩

[@lillianestelle7010]

Me too

[@clare_patricia5118]

I'm sorry Danny, but this fanfic gives me second hand embarrassment

[@Camila-vs1br]

“ we’re diving in the wonderful world of Wattpad” *sighs*

[@malicious5574]

Sighs of dissatisfaction 👀they could do better

[@MissedMistGames]

This video is such a mood. "Do you know what depression does?!" I've never related more to any video lol

[@dessawilliams7701]

Poor Danny just wants some fluff, he's so tired of the smut

[@fridamonroy9840]

“I moan when I fell his fingers thrusting in... God “ I couldn’t with this I was reading the cc and omg I was laughing so hard

[@avasburner]

all i’m thinking about is poor stitch, he was just stuck listening in the background 😭😭😭

[@hauntbones]

I lost it when he quoted “but when I see you hehe and you act like a bAKa”

[@madisondavis8926]

Do you ever just feel sorta bad cause you're like, "Oh hey, I read that one." Like I said that out loud and I was like "Oh dear god."

[@brooklynjay17]

69th like

[@melinax5268]

Wait... if you read it can you please tell me the name of the fanfic? I cant find it😫😅😂

[@madisondavis8926]

@@melinax5268 What I'm about to type is word for word. "(repost) Danny (Dannyphantom.exe) smut" by Kyletatodapotato

[@melinax5268]

@@madisondavis8926 Thank you so much! :)

[@malicious5574]

I don't go on wapatt and now after this I def will never😂

[@aquellaking5875]

"In the fireplace,with you? That sounds dangerous." I'm wheezing 😭😂

[@dgros2]

I love when he reads barely any of it then starts freaking out about what he’s *actually* reading ✋🏼😂

[@Yourlocalprocrastinator]

18:03 ““I don’t wanna read this” I moan out softly”

[@hope_tudor]

Hey Danny this is your reminder to eat, don’t skip meals. Eat, drink, take care of yourself, please and thank you.

[@malicious5574]

I approve of this message ✋

[@shananananana]

@Jacqueline Williams me three

[@jenniepeach6764]

@@malicious5574 me four

[@y_jjun]

@@jenniepeach6764 me five 👍

[@savannahindy5520]

Me six

[@L3ah_xoxo]

The way he cuddled stitch is actually so cute

[@ST-hx1vl]

somebody cover stich's ears he can't be hearing this😔

[@yoongisgirlfriend9302]

Ikr

[@ikemenhondje7284]

His poor innocence gone

[@bee-vm3gq]

omfg! the shiggy impression was literally the best thing ive seen all dayyyyy

[@hope_tudor]

Danny reading fanfiction: why are we just put on this earth to suffer

[@frzen-rain6433]

"Whatever you want to call it, doesn't matter cuz in the end we're all sinners." -Danny, 2021 *truer words have never been spoken.

[@Howaboutwenot_lovely]

Bruh I was def not just stalking your TikTok page-

[@unadostres8439]

yeah same- 👁👁💧

[@milk3352]

Everyone here caught in 4K 📸

[@AliveAt3AM]

@@milk3352 NOOOO

[@kazuka68yt72]

Greetings to you human, are you yet another person who watches the curse ball that is Hetalia? If so.... Me too

[@unknowncreature7614]

Can't believe I'd also see a fellow hetalian here

[@cigarettestarr]

7:03 made me cackle like a madman, but it also made me slightly afraid

[@Storm-wo5hl]

PLEASE i was laughing so hard through all of this- "now?" "no" "now?" "no" "now?" "no"

[@jungwooyoung7501]

SAME 😂😂😂

[@tigerlilysage8843]

Omg so was I!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Livyluv4]

“I realized it’s the first time we have .....WHAT”😂

[@ebonysunberry2580]

"What are you doing in the fireplace" I died😂

[@Barkily]

It would make sense if they were from Harry potter-

[@ebonysunberry2580]

@@Barkily LMAO😂😂

[@Bonitahotdog]

“My throat hurts from screaming” Excuse me 😭

[@trinityharris4617]

You can see the pain in his eyes throught this whole entire video

[@freebrandyornot]

"I'll ignore it for now, since it isn't canon-" Love how he calls it canon😂

[@Luna-kn4kl]

Alt tittle: Danny torturing himself for the 8th time in 4 months

[@kriscounts3355]

I, too, wish to be a tittle. To live out my days sitting atop a lowercase 'i' or 'j', with not a care in the world; knowing only that my place is on this literary throne. My purpose solely to denote the casing of my letters, and to keep from misconstruing the tone of the words that I interject myself into as a sarcastic one, or one of hilarity.

[@Luna-kn4kl]

@@kriscounts3355 amen

[@badoop6960]

Nobody: Danny: pain Cc: music 16:30

[@emmatomlinson3674]

Ik his ‘british gentleman voice’ is kinda hot but can we talk about his normal voice pls like or is it only me?! Also he is so funny lmaooo

[@rochuflaplazarus3970]

I find all his voices funny-

[@heidiidi_7]

Same

[@keeleykopp5123]

Welcome back to: Bedtime stories with... ✨Danny✨

[@thandiwemwamba3208]

Yes😂😂

[@kaibugg679]

if i had wattpad stories about me id be mildy mortified yet lowkey proud

[@notfloralflame4405]

same

[@zofifwyew2132]

I’m honestly in love with Danny’s duality there’s Danny and Sir Daniel III which I’m in love with both

[@unsydspected]

Lmao not Sir Daniel the Third💀✋🏾

[@9yearsagosomeonecommentedb999]

Sir Daniel III 😭

[@amarathompson7857]

Why is no one talking about the “I’m Jewish I’ll leave that to you guys” 4:14 I’m- isnfjsbdjbejshe

[@shlaghyachaturvedi9499]

Ikr 😭

[@feonahudson2616]

Yess like 😭😭

[@Barkily]

Omg we have the same first name- also I'm Jewish so I cackled at that 🤣 I was like: CAn I HAvE A JEwIsH WEdDINg-

[@poisoned_roses9840]

Danny: "oh god no, it's time" Yeah it's time for cuddles and a OG Disney Marathon with a puppy

[@certifiedpickle3219]

Uh oh- 20 min 45 sec of Danny losing his sanity. 👁👄👁

[@angelicaridley2613]

My god why is his voice so wonderful i just can't breath having a voice like that is deadly

[@BirdsOverRivers]

*sitting in a fire place is just a normal sunday-*

[@airbear4780]

I will always believe he secretly enjoys reading these and you can not change my mind

[@masterofboops4951]

“Damn needy much?” Right in the feels.

[@Hyuckiee]

He’s so cute even when reading smut☺️🥺🥺

[@_weeb_degenerate_6858]

stitch deserves all the cuddles.

[@lizzybethclearwater6921]

"I want to cuddle." BULLSHIT

[@sangwoah9222]

Danny, please, I'm trying to sleep... stop baiting me out of slumber with fanfic videos 😂

[@gothic_queer]

danny actually going insane while reading this fanfiction is actually golden comedy, also why the he'll does he keep looking at the camera and yelling at us don't yell us its not like were the ones asking for this

[@sohwi700]

every time i see wattpad in a title I get the strange urge to go read all the embarrassing stories I read when I was like 13 lmfao helpppp

[@humanbean4512]

Older me is going to love my Wattpad library I am in a phase where I read mafia lost child/ children book that are real ducked up

[@thegirlwhoevolved6847]

@@humanbean4512 that’s what I thought...older me was not having it😂😂😂

[@blessingogundun4069]

I’m 15 and I still read wattpad and I’m in annoying stage of reading all kuroko no basket fanfics

[@emma.___.bell.___.]

the "DAMN NEEDY MUCH" got me I love everything about this chaotic masterpiece

[@hope_tudor]

Every time you say it’s the last time, Danny, but here you are... back again

[@pixarsgayfishbois3086]

Guess who's back ✨️Back again✨️

[@lauraprado3848]

"it's like we're missing something..." Me: A CHILD

[@Kyky-sf8zn]

14:54: "I think it's time." Danny's thoughts: IT'S TIME TO STOP!!!😡😭

[@lexxiii3444]

This is so cute and endearing...but this is a *SMUT STORY* love how Danny's just getting mentally prepared for the worst

[@haydenculley5126]

I’m tempted to write a story now. Not smut, dear god NO🤦‍♀️ but I’d love to base a character off of you for a fantasy story, kind of get back into writing. Something enjoyable and charming

[@axellight2736]

Do it!!!

[@UGUNII]

I always do - I might add some to my book but I’m not sure if I should considering...

[@umamacdonald49]

“No outdoor smex, that’s just uncomfortable for anyone involved” AND HOW WOULD YOU KNOW DANNY? THATS KINDA SUSPICIOUS

[@nainasingh5535]

stitch in the back when ur reading the wattpads: 😟😭💀

[@aspen1632]

“At the end were all sinners” ~Danny 2021

[@Vanessa-uw7dw]

me: **reads the title** me: oh danny why do you do this to yourself

[@char8508]

I‘m embarrassed and uncomfortable even if I never read any ff🗿

[@bryannajade6618]

“Okay I do like the sound of that” We all do Danny we alll dooo

[@genesismarron.2771]

Are we not gonna talk about the fact that this man, went on-ONTO HIS BED WITH SNEAKERS? damn.