I Sabotaged An Online Children's Karate Class

[@andykingyt]

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[@Kirb-gr3fk]

When are you making a discord server 🙏🙏

[@everyoneelsemovedonfan]

🙏🙏🙏💜

[@allisonconverse3021]

@@Kirb-gr3fk😢😮😮😮😮😅

[@spikemcleod4720]

i use opera! i love it as a browser! it does so many amazing things and has sp many features!

[@djungelskog132]

Yeasss

[@LazarusSpeaks]

The epitome of "would you rather fight 50 toddlers or 1 giant toddler"

[@dannycomellas]

50 regular sized toddlers

[@GnarlyRaePepsi]

@ville__Look bruv, I’ve been there. Spamming the comments of a successful KZbin channel doesn’t work.

[@sadgirl2.0]

​@@dannycomellas what's the reasoning behind this 🤔

[@dannycomellas]

@@sadgirl2.0 they're toddlers, so they're weak and small. I can just take em one at a time. A large toddler is much stronger and heavier, so it's harder to move that one

[@alexwisniewski2309]

@@dannycomellasYou are absolutely wrong.. the 50 todds would overwhelm you and smother you so quick.

[@Darcnova1]

"Born to sing, forced to kill" sounds like a great movie tagline

[@buzzfeedhater]

Snow white

[@kyrroti]

That Illumination film about the gorilla and the music competition.

[@BirdBoyMusic]

A Michael Jackson horror film

[@dahliabarnds6310]

​@@kyrrotiSing?

[@officialonions9834]

clicked the video and literally screamed in fear at the john taffer cut out he fucking jumpscared me

[@ColbyYadz]

Literally?

[@officialonions9834]

@@ColbyYadz yes bitch don’t test me i love to yell

[@shotaaizawaslay]

​@@ColbyYadzI mean I don't think the official onions would lie to us

[@Gurtys_world]

figuratively?

[@kerryrose3359]

metaphysically?

[@st4rz.of.perdition]

cant believe he got beat up by 43 children trained in various martial arts.. .

[@shotaaizawaslay]

I can believe it

[@pretzelpetzel]

and we couldn’t have even known that the school bus was a danger…

[@RealTubaBoy]

You......can't?

[@garyrobinson5655]

​@ville__ do translate Du riechst wie Fisch

[@GnarlyRaePepsi]

@ville__I checked out your channel. Idk man…

[@glkittyz2004]

the fact this came out only 2 years ago and is not lost media from the 90s is insane to me

[@sunnyandthechlo]

wait what

[@antoniosworld8885]

Wait, really ?!

[@Uopra]

Huh??

[@emilym.556]

As a former TKD studio manager, I can confirm your "5 year old who just got woken up to go to karate class" cosplay was on point

[@roseg913]

retweet from someone with the same credentials lmao

[@roujee-boujee]

john staffer in the background is crazy, love the background

[@sometimesimemo]

*jon taffer

[@djungelskog132]

She john on my staffer till in the crazy background

[@waffleking2125]

Jon's Taffer

[@eggmansexwife]

@@djungelskog132*EXTREMELY LOUD BUZZER NOISE*

[@djungelskog132]

@@eggmansexwifeok egg man sex wife

[@TheWatchfuleye1]

I'm really glad that Andy isn't embarrassed of his mud related past, but instead is embarrassed by just existing as a child like the rest of us

[@ganglians]

Yeah existing as a child was definitely cringe

[@keithheinz2120]

My experience with karate classes is being left in one for one evening as part of a babysitting program for single parents, and then a kid half my age walked up and started beating on me because he actually took the class but was too young to understand I wasn't. Then the teacher came in as I was pushing him away from me and put me in a headlock and screamed at me for starting a fight with his kids and ignored me crying the explanation out. Made me wanna die, very cool

[@nebulaquatica]

dude that's so fucking funny but so frightening at the same time that must have been brutal 😭😭😭😭

[@sundaxe10]

my only experience with one was a free class i had bc of the after school program at my elementary school and back then my autism was REALLY bad like i would break down nonstop bad and… yeah i think you can guess how it went uh but if you can’t then yes i did break down multiple times then the piece of shit that was teaching it (if you see this i will find you and it won’t be good) FUCKING PICKED ME UP and hauled me back to the front for the rest of the time .-. literally like a kid on a dad’s shoulder type shit like bro what the fuck 🧐 and mind you i was in 3rd grade and he didn’t even try to help me or anything he just heaved me over his shoulder and carried me back to the front and ever since then i NEVER stepped foot in one ever again and i most definitely never will bc everyone who is associated with “karate” is worthless and are probably on death row bc of how fucked up they are mentally and physically

[@adonysus]

sorry that’s so sad but i can’t help but laugh

[@blakewhite3131]

Ah yes, putting children in headlocks. The most rational response.

[@coolguyshockettes]

THAT ALSO HAPPENED TO ME ONCE IIRC LOL (the headlock and yelling part)

[@mikeomoran9256]

You've seen him in Bar Rescue you've seen him in Marriage Rescue, now Jon Taffer is showing there is no fear in this dojo. Karate Rescue premiering this summer on Paramount + THIS DOJO IS FRIGGIN CLOSED

[@dpglounge4900]

SHUT IT DOWN

[@jades1325]

THIS IS ACTUAL GOLD

[@that1pretty.potprincess779]

THIS IS THE WORST TODDLER FIGHTING IVE EVER SEEN!! Time to call in the experts *hasbulla enters room*😂☠️✋🏼

[@quwinzelca5498]

John in the background staring at Andy is hilarious.

[@lilyyy_bean]

Who is it help

[@cunkjunk]

@ville__don't threaten me with a good time

[@bean9996]

I feel like yelling at the John taffer cutout is a new part of Andy’s routine

[@djungelskog132]

Cawing on it

[@lachelnderhund]

Put Karate Todd and the DARE lion up against each other

[@Mr_Tang.]

they wouldn't be able to fight, cause they're too busy making out

[@tatiana4050]

DARE lion stands no chances against coked up Karate Todd

[@Ninja_McMuffin]

Holy Shit YES! Let's see it!

[@LIVESYNTHH]

they should kiss make love npt war and all that

[@Xandrvick]

Everyone talking about John taffer looming in the background but that painting of the cat in the little boy blue suit is majestic as hell

[@Jabadamazo]

As a black belt, this is going to be hilarious. Update after watching: So the martial arts in this are legit, it's basically Shotokan with some minor adjustments. Counting in Japanese is pretty typical in Japanese martial arts classes in the west. The problem is that learning martial arts from an animated lion is an objectively terrible decision XD. When you're just starting, it's so critical to have a live instructor who can make some adjustments to your stance/technique and make sure you aren't building bad habits. This is such a weird idea for a series and the film part of my brain is itching that these were two separate ideas that got smooshed together. You would not have block + reverse punch on a white belt test. White belt tests are like, the two basic punches, front kick, the simple blocks and one Kata, in Shotokan anyway. The analysis that this is for more intermediate people is pretty accurate, I'd say like lower intermediate level but definitely not a good beginner resource. As for each class feeling roughly the same...yeah, that's accurate haha. You do largely the same techniques every day to build muscle memory and while they do throw in some varied exercises here and there and you do work on different techniques as you get higher, a lot of each class is just grinding the basics.

[@sunnyandthechlo]

Wasn't the roundhouse kick at the end of day 3 absolutely not a roundhouse kick or was I taught wrong?

[@Jabadamazo]

@@sunnyandthechlo It was for the most part, their form wasn't very good but they're kids :P. The way we were always taught it was leg up to straight knee height (if that makes sense. I mean like your thigh is parallel with your knee and your leg is hanging down), pivot your hip, kick. They...kinda sorta did that well enough I guess.

[@sunnyandthechlo]

@@Jabadamazo Oh okay thanks! I thought there was more pivoting involved lol

[@Jabadamazo]

@@sunnyandthechlo Again kind of? You do pivot but it's not as pronounced as the kind of stereotypical movie roundhouse kick, but it also does vary by style of martial art.

[@bijoux873]

​@ville__नरक के प्राणी चुप हो जाओ

[@starvingartistDCCLX]

Gonna smash 20 beers and then master this entire class in our “shared space” living room.

[@djungelskog132]

Yeassssss

[@punkrckr6889]

You know it's gonna be good when the animal mascot/host looks like a NFT

[@d1psydr3ad42]

The sad picture of Todd with his pie always cracks me up

[@billybubone]

No other KZbinr would make a 30 minute video about an obscure children's karate series, and I respect Andy all the more for that.

[@sophiathenas]

I love how andy seemingly doesn't understand that you do warmups everytime before a workout, like repetition is the point Lmao. This was a great video tho, the S̶t̶y̶r̶o̶f̶o̶a̶m̶ Marble breaking was vv impressive.

[@GhostlyPB_Pug]

same, i was like "Andy, you're suppose to warm up every time....or your pull something then complain that you hurt yourself (coming from a daughter of a black belt taekwondo instructor who wll random try to kick and then hurt themselve while thier dad watches in disappointment everytime)

[@BeansFreak]

23:16 YES LETS GO. ANDY IS A KING ❤️💚🤍🖤

[@davi.A.S.M.R]

oh theatre twink lore...it's all clicking.

[@squireturnbolt]

My favorite Kung Fu Panda movie is the one where Po is the manager of a failing bar.

[@AdamOBrien29]

John introduces a new cocktail called Pandemonium

[@lavernebennet7395]

You joke but there's a Brazilian knockoff movie called The Little Panda Fighter and that's lowkey the plot

[@Web_Bologna]

I’m sending this to my friend who does karate and asking her why she can’t be more like Master Karate Todd

[@hells_shells]

Let us know what she says

[@Vanilla637]

So what did she say babe

[@Web_Bologna]

She said, and I quote, “You’re so right. I’m so disappointed in myself for not being as cool and awesome as Master Karate Todd, and his backstory made me cry.”

[@AthenaPOfficial]

Andy great video! It brought me so much joy but I gotta be real the happiest I felt was when you talked about that Starbucks near you shutting down duuuuude fuck yeah Free Palestine 🇵🇸

[@lesbemo]

man not even batman could get that theatre kid lore with photographic evidence out of me

[@JoeFredrick]

Born to sing forced to kill is the tag line of that singing alligator movie you covered

[@wyattb2012]

I think Todd is a cartoon because real Todd is no longer allowed to be around children lol

[@Bananova-slupka]

Like Gunnar?

[@Kirb-gr3fk]

We appreciate Andy's dedication to the bit frfr ‼️

[@Hazen922]

andy.. hes right behind you…

[@benjaminstevens4468]

This is actually far less repetition than necessary for any level of martial arts learning. Like, you would need to repeat a single move, more times, than you could possibly do, in several times the runtime, of this entire program, to even get a feel of the body mechanics and muscle memory needed, to correctly perform that one move.

[@jynxiebaby5137]

Andy: "IM NOT A CHILD" Andy 5min later: "Wait theyre going too fast!" Youre doing great, champ.

[@iwasbuyingcelery9402]

This is the best Karate Kid remake

[@maya_sciandra]

17:00 todd is just teaching andy the woah

[@justhavingfun6819]

woah is me

[@EddieNoon]

Honestly, martial arts but karate especially are actually really fun. Karate is also about controlling yourself, and as an ADHD person, it was actually really good for me. My sensei was amazing. I'd really suggest giving it a try!

[@colt7526]

Ur one of the cool karate people, good shit.

[@sydneyplowman3096]

So can we agree child andy looks like goob from meet the Robinsons 🧍‍♀️

[@certifiedboghopper9622]

it’s the eyes I think

[@Theviewer100]

Warmups are usually always the same my guy

[@livelollobotomy]

0:39 oh thank GOD you were actually a theater kid bc i was getting MAJOR theater kid and/or speech kid vibes

[@Corarii]

can i just say as a fellow adhder i understand exactly how you feel when it comes to struggling to catch up and get into the right form

[@ps1hagrid786]

Kung Fu panda 2 by far. The "inner peace" arc remains an amazing portrayal of trauma and healing. It still makes me emotional each time I watch it.

[@AreYouTakingTheMickington]

Andy has the vibe that he played Gavroche in Les Miserables

[@AreYouTakingTheMickington]

Shoutout to all my theatre kids

[@andykingyt]

….how did you know

[@bazzle.dazzle]

genuinely that was an accurate example of an early martial arts class. do the same 6 warm ups and almost collapse from exhaustion from them, then grind a few moves and maybe learn 1 new one. also, my master always said "dont use it unles youre going to the hospital" while pointing to the sky

[@Bathtub_Sodium]

todd feels like a fursona you would only see vore of

[@pieguy101]

i shouldn't agree with this but your 1000% correct

[@Skoskiff]

That lion has just gotta be the karate class teachers fursona

[@amandakrause9394]

4:52 you look like that kid from Meet the Robinsons that turns out to be the villain 😂😂😂😂

[@miriam9051]

my favorite kung fu panda movie is the second one because po has to overcome decades of grief in a very short time period, reconcile with his own mortality and flaws to understand that everyone is just hurt deep down inside and some people are worse at dealing with it than others. and sometimes those people are ready to accept death over trying again because the mistakes are too grave. and the peacock design was really cool

[@Mangoboi699]

More unhinged andy moments and im all for it!

[@emaliekamin2376]

I swear to god that john tapper cutout in the back jump scared me

[@hydangera]

I feel that if you marketed this as like, a nihilistic, disenfranchised take on the commercialisation of knowledge it could win some serious awards at Sundance. Your constant fretting over the futility of effort in the face of a soulless cartoon lion was philosophical poetry - the Twenty-first Century Sisyphus. (Tongue-in-cheek, but seriously, you did some great work here.)

[@andykingyt]

@@hydangera I know this video is old but this comment alone is art. Thank you my friend 🙏

[@hollywoodspicynuggets5086]

The it's always sunny reference was gold

[@SammyJay107]

As a person who took karate as a kid, I loved everything about this video xD

[@i-amps1hagrid]

24:18 ranboo reference 🤯🤯🤪🤪🤪😍😍🫶😳🤪🌈😳🥰🥰💪😄🤭🤭🤯🫶😍😍🫵😭😭🙏😄🤪🤪🤪🤪😄

[@kellyshaw3338]

The whole time I just knew that lions vioce and i finally figured it out at the end... He is on a Snoop Dogg inspirational song for kids.

[@hadeonartx]

More content creators should use their privilege to speak for those who don’t have a voice you’re a real one for doing that 🇵🇸🇨🇬🇸🇩🇺🇦🇵🇷

[@phothl]

Master of karate and friendship

[@AdamOBrien29]

For everyone DAYMAAAAANNN

[@fortunomancy]

unfortunately, at first glance, I thought the pigtailed child in the thumbnail was gabi belle

[@stilljan8680]

"lets do my favourite kick! The roundhouse kick!" Proceeds to do sidr kicks instead

[@ekiriam]

when the Pajama Sam music kicked in at 1:30 I immediately felt happy

[@MackLaws13]

I really like the murderous magic school bus print

[@existentialcrisis10]

"Who else is gonna take a children's karate class that no one has ever taken?" NOT GUNNAR!!

[@spiderlassie]

looking back-to-school ready, andy!

[@martianlightning]

"born to sing, forced to kill" goes HARD

[@dr.centapeed9998]

John startled me when I saw his winning grin in the background

[@josiescites7933]

This is criminally underrated. Beautiful content, and great effort.

[@lyricdemers]

4:50 dude! You look exactly like Goob from Meet The Robinsons holy moly

[@josiahdelio5333]

Hoping that Andy sees this but I remember as a kid I had this DVD called Tommy Nitro karate kids or something like that. It came with an inflatable dummy, a mat and the DVD. So if Andy wants a second go at kids karate training I'd recommend that

[@pixlluv]

"born to sing, forced to kill" new favorite quote

[@bounceysteve]

this feels like a mix of tim and eric and a bad 2000s flash series

[@18ambz2]

Kung fu panda 2 is definitely a fav. Shen was wickeddd. But the trilogy was on point from start to end.

[@JamSome]

Thank you master karate Todd after 1 week of your hard karate training my hands and legs are now license lethal weapons.

[@hazybubblegum]

the first level of parappa the rappa is a better karate training video id say. The pacing is a lot better anyways. I vividly to this day can remember the whole first level

[@adrianmiller7969]

love the pajama sam music in there

[@cosplaykitty96]

The Carrollton football jersey.. I am suddenly hyperaware and hyper-in-fear of how close Andy lives to me

[@NanaNanaSundae]

My favorite creator fr Keep chopping king

[@LungFailure]

I've seen animated guinea pigs with more fighting experience than any of these children

[@terra31313]

I don't know why, but that look Jon is giving creeps me out. Look out Andy, he's right behind you!

[@sallyraiin4930]

been waiting for this release

[@soccer2007chck]

Please give Taffer a ventriloquist puppet-style mouth so he can talk 😂

[@AdamOBrien29]

If he gave him a puppet mouth I think the internet might react differently than you expect lol

[@hells_shells]

Jon Taffer was just happy to he there

[@EnriqueMaxx]

For the first like two seconds i thought that was a real dude standing there 😂

[@eringr4ce]

it just makes so much sense that you played the worm in james and the giant peach

[@tabitha7770]

andy slowly loses his mind over a weed inspired lion being bad at teaching karate

[@Kekkycore]

NOO why did you look like that lil boy from meet the robinsons IM SCREAMING 😭

[@Pepper-sg5rc]

the always sunny joke was amazing

[@BeansKneez]

this is my favorite of your non-bar rescue videos so far!

[@Oopsallolives]

I love this video so much, it's making me nostalgic for a karate class I never had. I feel like my power ranger loving lil me would have ate this class up

[@ArturGlass.C]

The intensity when you say "Yes master Karate Todd" is sending me lmao. Great video, one of you best. Please please do more stuff like that, it was really funny. Also Kung Fu Panda 1. Basic I know but it's a great story.

[@sir-dame-sander]

I genuinely can’t pick a favorite kfp, but it’s tied between 2 n 3. 2 has the best plot of the series overall, but 3 has something I’ve never seen in a family movie before - that being po’s plotline with his adoptive + birth fathers. it’s rare you even get a story explicitly about the relationship between a child n their adoptive parent(s), let alone one where the birth parent(s) are also alive n a part of it without being villains. the way 3 showed both of po’s fathers navigating being his parents even though neither of them knew of the other’s existence all without ever insinuating po is stupid for feeling conflicted was masterful storytelling imo

[@ColeRobertson-jb6fu]

I am a black belt in taekwondo, and I found these educational videos to be hilarious because half the stuff they’re teaching is wrong. Also this was most definitely a beginner class. Great video though Andy keep it up

[@pallyboy6005]

As a person who took martial arts from a young age, it's amusing to see Andy so out of depth at this beginner's class; and his frustration with warmups is hilarious

[@rmurphyandco]

the Taffer cut out in the back kills me

[@max_the_mantis5173]

Kungfu Panda 4 is my Favorite because of The Mantis Sorcerer. I saw it in Theaters this Friday because it was my partners 20th birthday.

[@holycornholioo]

are all of your intros always sunny reference’s?? if not that’s fine but that was so cool, made me sub instantly

[@johnsbanana9852]

i would not believe this was made in 2022 if i didnt witness the higher video quality of the kids, but i have my doubts because MKT looks like he was drawn as an ms paint meme.

[@2minnieyah]

man my favorite kung fu panda movie was that one where he taught all the sick kids from that prep school about rock n roll

[@stormycronin6327]

Andy being shocked he needs to warm up each day and not just directly go into learning Karate is really funny to me

[@notsoplant]

As someone who has been doing karate for like 7 seven years this class was totally great and could definitely actually teach you this sport 😁😁

[@deathstinger13]

as something that took karate multiple decades ago, this brings back both memories and cringing. Like those..."reverse punches' they taught? Where this one learned those were just how we practiced punches. Those 'Roundhouse' kicks? think we learned them as thrust-kicks. anyone else on the internet learn Isshin style/Isshin-Ryu Karate?

[@Chubgrub221]

The song you’re using for the intro had me constantly thinking my charger was broken 💀

[@jaimecapella6267]

it important to stretch before any exercise!! it is tedious and repetitive but u will be glad u did it as u get older