I Secretly Joined a HOI4 Noob Game as USSR

[@МарсельМарсель-т9ч]

Dantes after stroking he's ego by beating casual players: 😊

[@THEJustinOfAllTime]

Dantes??

[@Senpai-pr1jh]

brotherman bill watched too much league

[@quincyames2014]

not a lot of comp games that host tfb anymore

[@user-bc3ri8ez9c]

​@@THEJustinOfAllTime he looked like dantes fr HAHAHAHHA

[@thedogeregular7849]

mr dankus "specialty of mine" memecus gets found out immediately 😭😭😭

[@P4WEL1NH0]

apparently someone knew him so he just trolled him

[@thesecretdog7295]

BROTHER

[@Yeetmaster_89]

*Speciality of OURS

[@dreamer.exe.hasstoppedwork1970]

‘What build is this?’ “Historical” is the funniest shit ever

[@Bucur-575]

Well it is true.

[@parallax9084]

@@Bucur-575 no it is not

[@Skabb-eg4oy]

@@parallax9084 yes it is, the post-war soviet copium huffed by gen z "communists" with their iphone on reddit is what is a myth. You cannot and will not wash away the way the soviet union's class based slavery AKA communism sent people to die for their empire while severely malnourished and underequipped. Only receiving most of their food and weapons when the USA stepped up and assisted them.

[@Сталкер-ь2х]

@@parallax9084 most complex argument on internet

[@maks-dt1dz]

@@Bucur-575 что именно?

[@innocentomb8382]

Who would win: Competent Axis that actually tries hard Or Monkey with 800 divisions

[@dioniscaraus6124]

Good eco beats skill

[@zachary1600]

Was not a competent axis

[@glenmcgillivray4707]

All they needed was to win air, anywhere on the front, then strike Logi so Dankus melts one sector at a time, but no. They let Dankus build a better eco without a plan to beat him. Commiting to the hopeful sealion was the downfall for the entire faction which is hilarious.

[@alexion2001]

I like this because it sounds funny to read, I don't agree with it tho he always does his best despite being an evolved ape.

[@pyrcrow6193]

"I am not afraid of an army of lions led by a sheep; I am afraid of an army of sheep led by a lion." Alexander the Great

[@coltonmacrina8906]

I was the Finland I had no plan and wasn’t expecting dankus to be in the server

[@DanielMendez18103]

Bro just saw a horde of 200 russian divisions crossing his border 😭😭

[@lythd]

u did pretty good but dankus was a bit op here lol

[@alexion2001]

"this is my first time playing Finland" "Ok so only 80 divs on Finland, we can do this"

[@coltonmacrina8906]

@@lythdin hindsight I could have done better, I was expecting tanks so I had a stockpile of AT and I didn’t think about spamming 10widths, but because of dankus they are now sorta banned in the server

[@adnan_honest_jihadist5775]

welp he sadly humiliated you

[@charleslynch340]

I like how it wasn't even a "noob" game, most of these guys knew at least basic strategy, if not more advanced moves.

[@Operator_Stal]

It's more a comparison and a click bait than a serious accusation

[@P4WEL1NH0]

i can say to you that the axis were just angry that it was impossible to do anything we in the allies were just vibing

[@Operator_Stal]

@@P4WEL1NH0 New updates made air pretty much everything unless the game was heavily rebalanced in that regard. Tanks in vanilla are useless if the enemy has proper cas and green air

[@lc1oz888]

Hii pawell

[@P4WEL1NH0]

@@Operator_Stal i dont really know if tfb balances air but i think we never had a soviet like that

[@Rex_TTV]

I wish Dankus went under my cover

[@helpmii215]

He dankus on my meme till I cus

[@BonameekGamer]

you are both based

[@6th_Army]

I want to see the say when Dankus meets a random player that's on his level and it's actually a random person.

[@coconut7490]

Some random Chinese player is probably on his level but they don't play in his timezone or speak English lmao

[@kaptan_davuk]

Beating Germany with AI tactics.

[@awkward7777]

this is literally no step back achievement in multiplayer

[@googane7755]

Dankus is banned from playing soviets so much he has to go undercover

[@bradenhetzel874]

"I'll swallow anything for the right price" 💀 15:12

[@BoredDomino]

i like dankus's content, but sweats like this just bullying noobs is the main reason why i'm probably never get into mp

[@FrederikJolle]

never really happens

[@mikewazowski7024]

This isn’t really a common occurence tbh. A lot of people believe this false image of HOI4 MP being these super sweaty comp lobbies. Don’t let this feeling discourage you.

[@ausar3852]

What dankus doing is not even sweating... he spammed inf and traded his manpower against whole axis... in the end soviet pool can take it yet axis cant...

[@P4WEL1NH0]

our players arent even noobs the only noob there was my shit US, anything else was just the unpushable soviet inf spam 😅

[@googane7755]

Btw they were not even noobs, they were doing good until Dankus hit them with this braindead build lol

[@cc0767]

Dankus should wear a fake mustache when going "incognito"

[@wojtylawinkorgawryluk]

Dankus not being able to open discord settings and change his username 💀

[@noobsworld4217]

Bro Dani’s talking to the china AI like it was a real player was hilarious bro.

[@KarlTheWarMachine]

And remember a photo taken by a orphan is a family photo, until we meet again.

[@Anon-i2z]

Yoooo

[@Apollyon_of_Abyss]

imagine doing all that prepping only to get battleplaned to death

[@ыцццФццц]

Sussy pfp

[@maxthetube8466]

They said the lobby was weak, it was

[@Yeetmaster_89]

Bro, imagine dankus, isp and drew durnil playing together undercover in a noob lobby.

[@P4WEL1NH0]

fun fact, after this game on the server he played we made a rule against this circus that is using scripts

[@samuelfarias8710]

can u give me the link to the disc as id love to play couple tfb games

[@bradenpeppenger]

Doesn’t he Only script his construction queue? Also how do you enforce this

[@P4WEL1NH0]

​@@bradenpeppengernot my job

[@lordyoda607]

Why does it matter? Anyone can train 1,000 divisions and micro air.

[@GREENDIET2137]

I secreatly joined hoi4 pro game when?

[@IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllll]

His basic videos are almost like that

[@artos9406]

​@@IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlllllllno? He isn't uploading competitive games, because he can only play minors there

[@UltravisionaryTAB]

10:27 Defend the D point!

[@The-Incompetent-Gamer]

🙏🙏🙏

[@The-Incompetent-Gamer]

As the Saf that game, I greatly appreciate someone actually reading the division name 🙏

[@MasonTravis-qc5tl]

Yes!

[@ludwigvxnhentai3299]

Remember kids there is no smurfing in hoi4 prepare to suffer

[@KalinviaOO]

Italy didn’t even bother joining the war Lmao😂 15:18

[@erpega]

you can delete the video, i watched it already

[@__clown]

you can delete the comment, i read it already

[@goji2029]

@@__clownyou can delete your reply, i saw it already

[@Finfikalt]

Ah yes, The Dankus Memecus soviet death wave troll strat

[@H3lljumper-Zenic-PewPro]

Bruh the discord pings were fucking with me

[@pycoo]

I post that GIF everyday 0:35

[@justanotherthrowaway6136]

Get help.

[@TheKonkaman]

People like you is why the hoi4 mp is so small

[@Razorrx223]

"We need a lot of fucking men" -Dankus, 2024

[@humanperson8690]

Wait… is it… could it be…? DID THEY SAY HIS RUSSIA WASNT WEAK?!

[@commandercody1210]

I can't believe he did it again?? The 30,000 time??? whattt???

[@Random-World-Eater]

If you want a meme song, you should do the "aya heee, maya hooo maya ho hooo!"

[@realskorpio6949]

his ego after beating z 500h~ casual player skyrocketing r n

[@shadowd9810]

tfb players shall finally witness the mass mob battleplan meta oh also dankus u should've done mass charge as favorite tactic cuz increased combat width on offence u prolly didn't know that u are gonna battleplan day 1 but yeah

[@akiamini4006]

9:40 next level dancing altaaaaaaaa 🔥🔥🔥🤤

[@AutonaMech]

Whenever I see Dankus speak to other humans I feel like Im a reptile looking in at a higher level being from across a glass sliding door

[@katselija001]

bruh 10 width spam hits hard

[@ImperadorLucius]

he did won, but with what cost ? 12M is way too much, can't hold the territories for far too long, And still fight the east asians. I mean... in reality this would be pretty much a dawnfall victory.

[@giovannig.6950]

Hey Dankus, since it seems that 10 width is really strong, what is the counter to this strategy? Thanks in advance Love your videos

[@DankusMemecus]

@@giovannig.6950 Well 10w with air is very strong currently in TFB so if you deny the green air it will just die eventually. You just have to play time but thats still annoying since the Allies get time to set up a dday but on the other hand you dont really need tanks on barb and can maybe kick dday out quickly by keeping a lot of tanks there

[@theAmdisen391]

I Secretly Joined, outed right at the start lol gg

[@anthonyelenga8939]

Are you using mods ? I've never seen this many support units assigned to a division like this at 2:30

[@yugoslavia2874]

Dankus complemented my Hungary build 😃

[@lordyoda607]

Axis could have won this if they built AA and fought on forest tiles.

[@GlobalMaximilian]

15:04 The Soviet Goverment, wondering why so many people are dead. It was the Germans. :D

[@akiamini4006]

Blowmaster blows another one yet again ...

[@MauroGames1]

Mod name?

[@darktimegamer4335]

Their Finest Bruh

[@MAJ_Rice8629]

what mods?

[@darktimegamer4335]

Their Finest Bruh

[@Fackeldackel]

Sealclubber.

[@potatopompano2547]

Always wonder why does dankus not just have someone else speak for him more then one person can have the same name it could work idk

[@Ashtonek]

My canada build was aids for the first time..(My tanks didnt want to convert for some reason)😢But i have to admit the spamming divs tatic as soviet worked 👍 Ps: The axis were complaining about how he souldnt be allowed to do this for like 15 minutes straight)

[@rowboats_navy]

Hi ash, I saw u in the video and immediately went to dm u LOL

[@P4WEL1NH0]

Hello ashtonek

[@andreymironov7382]

How did you get over 700 factories in year 1942?

[@kolegalaisken536]

TFB ? mod

[@Thebu08]

What mods is Dankus using?

[@julutulu7429]

My Glorious King Dankus😍

[@anomite121]

i wonder how special projects (gotterdamerung) will affect multiplayer ?

[@LeTITKill]

WHERES THE PEACEDEAL!!

[@thesbwhuw]

when will blowmaster return

[@DirkusTurkess]

What are the stat loses on over stacked generals in this mod?

[@rogueemerald]

Would love if you tried magna europa again

[@viliuspetraitis6435]

mod?

[@idoavivi3552]

Can you make a hoi4 multiplayer guide ger?

[@Noootshoot]

this game is so confusing

[@adamko195]

i have zero clue what's going on ngl

[@capta1nfordo]

Dankus discovered the average hoi4 players humor in insta dms

[@robertbeier5521]

Lol I love how much they cry.

[@Haytham_44]

What is the mod called?

[@ptasznik5973]

On noob games you should play countries like Portugall

[@bosmith4560]

how does he have 300 factories in 1936?

[@Janosaltaccount]

Its a mod that gives you more factories, they are worse than normal ones though

[@Mitbuerger]

magnidicent

[@b3sai8]

What’s the mod ur playing in multiplayer ? Thx

[@JTKroll12]

bro fell ON

[@commy1231]

How would one counter this build? Main thing would be for Germany to build more fighters I assume

[@alley4978]

A guess - Match the air production of Soviets or Put AA in divisions. Throw tanks and your existing planes in one sector to contest air superiority and use tanks to make encirclement in this sector.

[@lordyoda607]

CAS won't do shit if the division has a lot of AA in it.

[@fadywael7547]

Dose anyone know where to find the noob games

[@MR_papaja]

If you want to change both username and display name go into Settings --> My account and then just enable edit mode

[@PvpSniper656]

atlease the noobs dont cheat

[@commander_crystal]

If thats truely is a game for new players just why...your trying to make someone sad? hurt them after a long day at work or click bait

[@banane7139]

1.620views after 16min bro downfall is crazy❤

[@alexander824]

Where lennard ????

[@ArdaslI]

How can they do like 600 civilan or 300 military factory in 1940 i have 2k hours on that game i cant do that on sp or mp

[@Theguyfromvietnam]

what mods are you playing?

[@C.camera]

What is the name of this mode???

[@mas9758]

How does one go about finding these games as new player to MP?

[@The-Incompetent-Gamer]

Looking through public servers on Discord or just browsing the server list in Hoi4, I could give an invite to the server in this game if you want

[@fadywael7547]

​@@The-Incompetent-Gamer can you pls man

[@WatbanYT]

What DLC is that???

[@Ветеран-е3я]

What mod is that, guys?

[@theendermenofficial]

Whats the mod ?

[@cano69420]

Mod?

[@tristan3340]

dankus, play more noob games and show more reactions at the end please ily

[@cantdoaquestionmarksadly]

this vid touched me harder than my uncle

[@benbowerman1582]

How to do this build?

[@R.creates.Erroruser404not]

Daddy dankus

[@denniskylling3887]

"Joining a random noob game", then bro sits in a modded mp game and has coops...

[@BFBChiller]

what is the mod in the video?

[@The-Incompetent-Gamer]

Their Finest Bruh (TFB)

[@scarf0775]

Esport dankus

[@Alliegator93]

i kinda wanna play mp hoi4 but i live in australia so the hosts on discards server are too far away :(

[@DankusMemecus]

@@Alliegator93 I know there is an aussie community I dont remember the server though sorry

[@Alliegator93]

@@DankusMemecus thanks anyway, if you happen to find out id love to hear about it

[@Bruno_SZ]

hey Dankus make more

[@weplaygameforwin9326]

When Spain Game going to be uploaded Mr 🦆

[@jpegvideos]

soon bro 🤞

[@weplaygameforwin9326]

@@jpegvideos Good to hear, Mr 🦆

[@megabotvideos]

pwning noobs

[@shrillcrayfish6168]

I'd love to play a noob game. I'm bad at the game. I dont play my because I don't know meta. I just do what's fun. Heavy tank Germany with long ranger bombers. Go