I see trees of green

Turns out that tree bark is a good source of nutrition when you get lost in the woods for weeks. One downside is that your throat gets full of splinters
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Hi, Al. This video is a dub of a Tumblr/Twitter meme about seeing trees of green. Please show it to people who will like it. Thank you.

[@JeaneyCollects]

Turns out that tree bark is a good source of nutrition when you get lost in the woods for weeks. One downside is that your throat gets full of splinters

[@miacalimontez]

Mmmm splinters

[@creature_of_the_dark7487]

Is that really a downside though?

[@dasarath5779]

tree burn

[@dasarath5779]

@@miacalimontez burn the tree

[@JustPineapple]

Om

[@L0stEngineer]

The rescuers reported that a grizzly bear led them to the lost hiker. Most were stunned by the animal's act of selfless kindness, but the truth was the bear was tired of the weeks of singing.

[@DatOneGuy]

LOL

[@kayagorzan]

Someone get him a strepsil, ricola or something

[@insignificantduck313]

The bear tried to silence the hiker with brute force previously, but every attempt made resulted in the Bear nearly losing its life.

[@blueleaf3377]

Another Good Story Teller

[@chiranshugupta9240]

The bear didn't eat him because his throat was full of splinters by eating tree bark.

[@breaddocs]

The award for best Louis Armstrong impression impression goes to…

[@fredeatstheworld308]

not him. he doing it to fast. slow it down

[@poopguy3458]

Yeah

[@K4g4m1]

literally anybody else

[@jonsayshi5652]

I think Jeaney got real close and personal, downright violating the personal space of a fan. To get this truly splendid Louis Armstrong impression.

[@ItalianRetroGuy]

Actually this wasn't too spot on, I can probably do a better one myself? But it was hilarious regardless

[@spodreman7732]

I see trees of green and grass of green The bright blessed green, the dark sacred green And I think to myself I am lost in these woods The colours of the green So green in the woods Are also in the branches Of the trees in the woods I see leaves in the wind and they are green And then I realize I’m still lost in the woods I hear babies crying *why do I hear babies crying*

[@trainmaster1522]

"I have been a search and rescue officer with the forest service for years now..."

[@siddharthsudarshanpandey325]

Louis Armstrong been real quiet since this dropped

[@Sontronite]

at least you're closer to civilization. maybe

[@t-shirts1260]

Underated comment

[@isaacsrandomvideos667]

hmm

[@PeachyCobbler]

I’m just giggling thinking of this guy walking around the woods aimlessly singing this

[@MoonyInspired]

Let’s giggle together

[@000-kiuu]

you're laughing. he's lost in the woods, and you're laughing.

[@GameBanditPc]

can confirm that singing horribly when lost leads to a quick rescue by whoever or whatever happens to be in hearing range

[@tbotalpha8133]

They rescue you because it's the only legal way to make you stop singing.

[@unliving_ball_of_gas]

@@tbotalpha8133 Yea, because killing is illegal

[@peixearrombado]

cant tell if Jeaney just doesnt remember the rhythm of "what a wonderful world" or if he is botching it on purpose, either way great video!

[@anthonymcrooster3703]

Any faster and he'll get a copyright strike :D

[@General12th]

@@anthonymcrooster3703 His voice is perfect. He has to change the tempo or else.

[@InsanityOtter983]

Or the melody, apparently

[@rookm1270]

i must not be remembering it well either 😭 it seems pretty correct to me

[@photoballa]

What you’re thinking of is melody but ye

[@flameofmage1099]

I totally thought he was going to say "What a wonderful tree"

[@veterayt6800]

A part of me thought it would be cooler if he did

[@thepurified8386]

what a wonderful wood

[@Gen.Sun.]

I kinda thought that he was just going to belt out the word tree with all the note changes still included......

[@snufnik]

One of the best jokes my childhood friend heard was: “I see trees of green, and the green sky” “Oh shit- I’m colourblind”

[@themasterprocrastinator4933]

Bookmarking this joke with a reply

[@simpforwater9111]

Same

[@bellebonebag8096]

@@grahamwinston3692 There's a green

[@eertikrux666]

Maybe you live in Morioh

[@ashleyredsheep]

@@themasterprocrastinator4933 good plan

[@wormtastic]

I thought we were done with the singing when Christmas ended but apparently we just can't escape it

[@asharktank4788]

You need to learn to embrace it, smh

[@metalheadmaniac8686]

@@asharktank4788 yes we must become one with the music

[@wormtastic]

@@asharktank4788 I will. One day. I will.

[@metalheadmaniac8686]

@@wormtastic i wish you luck

[@JustPineapple]

Yeah

[@phycisist2367]

I like the part where the trees are green

[@JustPineapple]

Yeah I almost shed a tear

[@garchamayne4515]

I liked the part where there were green trees, really threw me for a loop

[@Imalwayswatching3]

The part where there were trees really moved me

[@UltimaDoombotMK1]

I was confused over why everyone liked the part where the trees were green, but after a rewatch I understand why everyone likes it.

[@willdmann363]

@@UltimaDoombotMK1 Yeah, you just need to keep in mind that the trees are green, and the lyrics become so much deeper.

[@gaetano_kojj]

You have such a beautiful voice, it reminds me of my neighbour drilling in his walls at 10 pm

[@spaceingmouse1776]

Vadim Blyat!

[@ring-tailedwhatever5870]

Your voice in this sounds like an engine struggling to turn on or a computer glitching an audio, and it's beautiful, thank you

[@jacobwhitmire222]

When he said 'I see the trees' I thought the next line was gonna be 'and they see me too', and this would turn into some surreal horror thing.

[@Kos007]

I see trees of green green trees there too I see the trees And They follow you...

[@Crow-EH]

Vietnam intensifies

[@midnyght6397]

i literally thought the exact same thing i see trees of green they see me too i see the trees and they see you and i think to myself did that tree just move

[@calcutt4]

They're in the trees... THEY'RE IN THE GODDAMN TREES!

The creativity and thought behind these lyrics must have taken so much time, respect to you Jeaney, you truly are a man of culture.

[@JustPineapple]

It is almost motivational to see a man withdraw from his struggles from this new century world and move to the simplistic forest where he faces even more harrowing challenges yet through his struggles and torment still manages to sing of trees, I, as a matter of fact, shed a tear when he sung of the trees of green. This truly was the highlight of my day and my mortal life.

[@JustPineapple]

Epic

[@cosmophire]

i haven’t seen the real justin y in atleast a few years now

[@chocobear4078]

@@cosmophire is he still alive?

[@yourlocaldemon2195]

@@cosmophire No one knows. He might be lost in the woods of the internet.

[@albertmatoszko1508]

Thanks Yoda. I once got lost in the woods and there was this big log on the path, so I roll it over and underneath there was a tiny little stick. And I was thinking to myself: That log had a child...

[@Skybound.]

When you put your face in the fan

[@scantyoutube5649]

I see trees of green Green trees there too I see the trees And they see me too And I think to myself Who's that behind you

[@JustPineapple]

It is almost motivational to see a man withdraw from his struggles from this new century world and move to the simplistic forest where he faces even more harrowing challenges yet through his struggles and torment still manages to sing of trees, I, as a matter of fact, shed a tear when he sung of the trees of green. This truly was the highlight of my day and my mortal life.

[@PlaatPizzaPlaat_TV]

Breaking news: Singing toad spotted in the woods in the middle of nowhere.

[@Toflu]

*And then* *The tress start speaking* *They speak* *Vietnamese*

[@MK10280]

"I will be a little late to class today" Respectfully, I am in tears.

[@Al_Rey]

I've read all these jokes before in Tumblr, but I swear the execution of enacting the joke by Jeaney gets me everytime XD

[@randomguywholikesstuff6536]

He may be lost, but at least he hasn't lost his voice

[@BuiHieuDong]

*Lessom learned: Always stay positive in any situation.* *Even if you're having Covid...*

[@JustPineapple]

Whay

[@R0DBS2]

Whay?

[@AlpDogancal_Alpreis_exe]

Truly a wonderful world we are living in

Eminem has been real quiet since Jeaney sang.

[@reigon53]

My ear exploded from how enchanting his voice is😭😭😭

[@kurtwhiteley481]

this powerful song was sung each night to me by my mom, I miss you mom! may you be forever lost in the woods where green trees exist 😔🌲

[@SomeScruffian]

I hear rustle of leaves right behind me I hear them growling they sound hungry and I think to myself I can't outrun these wolves

[@astolfofansunny4047]

Naw he can fight them off, to a point they led rescue teams to him so he they don't have to listen to his singing anymore haha

[@gideongivesharrowboners]

gonna stitch this on a pillow, just to remind myself that i am lost and have no way home. please send help. i have not seen my family in so long. i miss my partner. there is no way out.

[@kingofstuff1732]

God this is so freakin beautiful

[@dasarath5779]

green tree

[@crewmatewillthrowthesehand7600]

This is an accurate depiction of me singing while doing any mundane task

[@rokozmikic423]

Can't wait for the next banger to drop, this is my new ringtone.

[@taylorman666]

Wow, this was the best singing I have ever heard! My sister woke up from her coma after hearing this, and I will never forget when she said “What the hell was that”.

[@gabbym333]

How could he get through this without busting up laughing 😂

[@Andrew90046zero]

Your throat must hurt after that. X_X Also: "I see the trees" "and they see me too (⚆_⚆) " "and I think to myself" "I must've smoked too much weed"

[@mediumtext8038]

No, he's just got lost in a forest in Vietnam

[@JansArchiveActual]

I just love how the "i am lost in these woods" is in a minor key. Really gives off the feeling that the guy who wrote this is literally lost and can't find a way to get outta here.

[@erin_the_extra2329]

now I turn around and find, I am LOST IN THE WOOOOOODSSS

[@lincolnv9261]

I had to whip out the ol’ ukulele to try this one out. 10/10, truly breathtaking.

[@ChristmasPterodactyl]

"I tried to go right down the middle. You know - middle America, Randy Newman." "Trees?! Everywhere trees?!"

[@deadfr0g]

• Kermit the frog • Tuvan throat singing • through a fan

[@randombozo1306]

... this was my first video of 2021. Kicking things off right!

[@AmethystRebellion]

My new ringtone for 2022 😎

[@elokin300]

Reminding me of the person singing this song but with each letter at a time

[@tommasomaruffi1306]

If you're lost in the woods, try getting _somewhere over the rainbow_ to get a better view of the landscape and orientate yourself

[@incognito1783]

The man is still looking for sky... still on the mission to find it

[@Im_Local]

Update: I shouldn't have said anything about the thing I did in Yugoslavia and now I'm on the run!

[@potatoheadpokemario1931]

I was expecting the last line to be "these trees are green"

[@leontriestomeme9712]

I see trees of greeeeey Grey roses tooooo I am colorblind and need ocular assistance

[@TheClassyArchitect]

Dang it, that’s another 47 seconds I’ll never get back.

[@anarctickiwi]

This seems way more longer than it actually is

[@kyleeames8229]

Now I simply MUST listen to Wonderful World. Thank you for inspiring this jam session!

[@JustPineapple]

Horror Movie Directors: *Your hired*

[@Quasartist]

first youtube video I've watched this year. Excellent start.

[@acorgiwithacrown467]

I think the last line lines should have been "and I think to myself (pause) those trees are green"

[@chris_wizzudz]

If you’re lost in the woods, just keep walking until you find a giant talking tree guarding a sword.

[@farlight6044]

"I see trees of green Green trees there too I see the trees And they see me too"

[@krabstickle]

Why is he so good at making different voices it's illegal

[@kurzackd]

last line should have been: "what greeeen treeeesss !!! " :D

[@Cryscorde]

This reminds me of: I see trees of green Red roses too Red roses too Red roses too

[@spongefan155]

Why Are You Singing This Like A Radiohead Song? Cause That's Cool

[@jesusstfu7312]

i just made this my ringtone i shall never ever keep my phone on silent ever again my family will be so impressed

[@Sakkeru96]

This sounds like it must have destroyed your throat, but damn it's funny

[@death3073]

Truly beautiful, sent shivers down my spine

[@mrac..]

"i see the trees..." me: they are green "and they are green" Lol I'm a genius I guess

[@OtakuUnitedStudio]

I thought of this last night and had to come back to it. Adding it to Favorites so I can get to it easily again.

[@kevinli6790]

i thought it would go- and i think to myself- how green are these trees!

[@ZigZagKangaroo]

I always wondered what frogs would sound like if they could sing. Thanks for answering my question.

[@onknee]

“and i think to myself.. what the fuck”

[@HappyMatt12345]

Imagine you're hiking through the woods then off in the distance you hear this

[@Lianmin27]

these were the longest 47 seconds of my life

[@doctornotprofessor]

this took a very different turn to what i was expecting

[@fiddyboink]

Bro singing into an electric fan

[@Pokemaster-wg9gx]

The Lorax be like I love how he’s just kinda become a singer now

[@SpartanBrix]

Uh… Happy New Year to you too, Jeany…

[@faithg5250]

Truely a lifechanging piece

[@3DPlagueDR]

I used to imagine this song when I was working at a food processing plant working on the green bean belts. ‘I see beans of green Brown sticks, too, And I think to myself: Don’t let it go through’ Alternatively: ‘I see beans of green, Green beans, too, And I think to myself: Fuck this shit’

[@whatsthisidonteven]

louis-armstrong.exe has stopped working.

[@GeneralDMadness]

This felt longer than 47 seconds

[@noogai2237]

Them: You can't sing two notes at the same time JC: *Skibidibop mm dada*

[@peterdavids31]

I was expecting "what a wonderful tree" in the end.

[@firenzarfrenzy4985]

I don't know if the ending is funnier or the voice-over which is someone doing a deliberately deep pitch while being near a high power fan

[@eldaroses.g.r.7945]

You successfully pulled me out of a depression bout and I thank you.

[@banhboy1585]

happy new year jeaney

[@parmesanchease480]

He sounded like he was gonna crash like a computer with spotty wifi in the beginning

[@tabby6431]

the timing just makes this a hundred times better

[@Alastor-1929]

I see trees of *L E P I D O D E N D R O N*

[@mr.ditkovich780]

yeah just imagine some bloke walking in the forest aimlessly singing this, lol

[@armageddon7432]

cant believe you got louis armstrong to sing this!

[@MissCGaming]

Genuinely thought my computer crashed, causing a sound repetition for a second

[@Night-Wolf]

I came here expecting a What A Wonderful World parody and I was not disappointed!

[@misskillercat8482]

Jeaney... you just make this better... you are a legend

[@guilhermeteodosio40]

Now THAT was comedy, watch and learn kids, *he's singing with his full heart and throat*

[@nickplj12]

Happy new year

[@laceymae223]

I'm so fucking baked I died laughing at this 😂🤣

[@DrDubMemes]

I thought it was gonna say “I see the trees and they see me too”

[@memesthatmakemelaughforhou476]

Rare glimpse of a British "person" attempting to mimic an American. Fascinating.

[@purble_sarah]

idk how but i knew he was going to sing it like a wonderful world