I Spent 100 Days In One Block Minecraft And Here's What Happened...

[@Kolanii]

I Found The Rarest Items In Minecraft Hardcore kzbin.info/www/bejne/oKXMp6N7aax6jpIsi=34EeG2Yb-FingqgA

[@theofficialchannelofoffici7962]

Can you find me a father?

[@Zinco744]

what is the link to the download for this map?

[@GiseleCarvalhoS]

Lol

[@thesupervideogamenerdmore3171]

@ployinnit You can say it's sus

[@sp6editz]

Can you find me a foster family?

[@aCookieGod]

Appreciate the credit!

[@alex-lo2cf]

hey i just wanted to thank you because your videos make me feel a lot better when school stresses me out

[@humaniguess5530]

@@alex-lo2cf wee-wee

[@TheUnityNoob]

@@alex-lo2cf wee-wee

[@proganggang]

i am your big fan cookiecod

[@PSmat]

hello

[@Kolanii]

I had way too much fun making this video... if you would like to see 200 days then let me know! Remember to watch all the way through so the algorithm can push it to everyone's recommendations... Hope ya'll enjoy!

[@faranafzal7272]

Been with you since 2k and now ur at 40k.... can’t wait for you to get millions of subscribers man.

[@art1cc]

When will i be able to become a member?

[@ryanbui2046]

This was probably my favorite video from you, if you enjoyed making it and o enjoyed watching it you should definitely make more of this!

[@fishingrod2253]

YES

[@roninbelle804]

200 days! *commenting for algorithm

[@oxos_pass]

i like how kolanii doesn’t over explain everything with so much energy like every single minecraft youtuber

[@erinaah2812]

Something’s feels like he’s dead inside

[@karlarosas1424]

Honestly? It's refreshing seeing a minecraft video without them yelling and being obnoxious every two seconds

[@random_star_wars_fan2.050]

@@erinaah2812 he's just a chill and calm guy

[@beefstroganoff3297]

I'm so sick of the Just-finished-chugging-3-redbulls energy that a lot of mc KZbinrs have.

[@togamisbo0k_.]

fr

[@Dolphinio420]

Even after loosing his best friend, 3 dogs, having to rebuild half of his entire house and island, he managed to make it look better. Tbh I would’ve quit in the nether zone

[@person_on_the_internet_]

Especially if I lost chonker as well

[@Idiot_on_yt]

You spoiled it

[@cameronbaguley8594]

@@Idiot_on_yt don't read comments till after if you don't wanna risk spoilers

[@coldheart2931]

Fax

[@coldheart2931]

@@Idiot_on_yt exactly. Just pretend like you did not see it, It's as simple as a cutting a piece of paper

[@-Atme]

He has the perfect amount of British accent.

[@taylorcapone2908]

@Kyan Silva Méndez agreeded

[@roses2122]

I’m English and I don’t hear it

[@annieclark3413]

@@roses2122 same tbh

[@tylerblade3020]

He sounds like Dan tdm

[@Agent_Pear]

As an american. I 100% agree.

[@astrxphilia]

Things I like about Kolanii: His accent He’s funny How he explains things His minecraft skin

[@mac3fan]

He has an accent?

[@claire9847]

@@mac3fan 🥲

[@nethercrocodile5859]

Me too lol

[@alliexcx5576]

Yesss same

[@green732]

@@mac3fan your name doesn’t lie

[@anant9370]

Enderman : attacks kollani Kollani: hits back Endermen: understandable, have a great day!

[@fcarbon]

Exactly

[@jfeltus81]

@@Zaraa.k so?

[@IDontLikeHandIes]

@@Zaraa.k does it really matter nowadays?

[@EssEsss4]

@@Zaraa.k he literally gave credit bro check the description dummy yolo is 2013 bro catch up 😂😂

[@Shrimp-y]

Lol

[@NoBloons]

Last year. He aimed for 1k. A year later? Over 1M. This man has come so far, I'm glad.

[@ruthmolina4349]

Same Im glad too😁

[@StrawberryMechX]

lol he's almost at 2mil

[@MoundN]

Not really impressive considering how large the degenary reaches that is the Minecraft community bc of children and 30 year olds who are stuck in their childhoods. Same with fortnite

[@J9st3pp]

​@@StrawberryMechXHe hit 2 mil👏👏🎉🎊✨

[@Gamerman2910]

Another year later? Over 2M

[@popcornpig3316]

"I'm trying to hit 100k by the end of this year" - Kolanii. I glance to see that he is almost 800k in September, this man is doing gods work and it shows.

[@sweatyboomer668]

He's probably gonna get 1 million by the end of the year. I certainly wouldn't be surprised.

[@madboss030]

Lol I was gna comment the same

[@Michael-nk8sh]

Anyone else notice he wasn’t on Hard difficulty?

[@youthoughtiwasjotarobutitw8642]

@@Michael-nk8sh yep he was on Ultra Hardcore

[@eseopu]

@@youthoughtiwasjotarobutitw8642 how did he die and respawn?

[@loloz6973]

Enderman: IM GONNA KILL YOU Enderman: Gets slapped Enderman: understandable have a nice day

[@angelickitten3546]

*when the youngest sibling gets in trouble*

[@shadowgamer7151]

😅 IKR

[@shotaroskinnyapples1973]

angermen

[@bbj_25]

*ya sorry I go bye bye*

[@mjserrano32]

5:21

[@beadov]

"I jumped down Dream's style, broke both of my legs and went to bed." I swear to God I laughed so hard at this. You're honestly so funny, KEKW.

[@Ur_burbur]

Same

[@matthewmclean9012]

Hes easily becoming my favourite minecrafter

[@beadov]

@@matthewmclean9012 ikr? I watched all his stuff last week!!! his humor is just 🤌 I really hope he gets more popular :))

[@FROST_HUGGER]

imagine if Dream's style™ is a real company

[@supalive3335]

there is no way😂😂 you must stop playing minecraft 1 week to fix this

[@the_arch_astronomer]

Kolanii in 2021: "From now on I'll never involve a dog in my battles ever again" Also Kolanii in 2022: "I completely broke Minecraft in hardcore with dogs"

[@maryglaser9256]

kolanii in 2023: “i crashed my subscribers devices by filling my whole world with dogs”

[@samanthaschwartz2316]

@@maryglaser9256 true

[@deformedlumine5917]

@@maryglaser9256 Kolanii in 2024: I broke the whole multi-verse with 20 million dogs

[@constellationmaker135]

Well, he did break the promise, so..

[@8erousBiterus]

@@deformedlumine5917well……. Didn’t happen

[@PuddleshineMC]

20:40 Jungle trees were the first large trees to exist in minecraft, and when they were first introduced they were programmed to drop fewer saplings because they had more leaves than any other tree, and the team at mojang was afraid that keeping the same drop rate would make them unbalanced. However, they forgot to do that to the dark oak and large spruce trees when they created those, and it hasn't caused a problem. So really it's just an outdated feature that has never been updated to match the other trees.

[@YCC-Official]

304 likes and no comments? Let me fix that

[@soumeshak3288]

yes

[@guyithik]

cool

[@slendy6412]

🤓

[@Latam_C.B_Canal_Secundario]

​@@slendy6412shush

[@Kolanii]

200 DAYS IS OUT! : kzbin.info/www/bejne/Z6aydmaLn5WmjcU

[@gonder7241]

early replier which is poggers

[@francisbrooks1818]

Let s go 1 hour ago

[@loder6179]

can we get the link for the base oneblock

[@savetheplanet9402]

I was watching this when it was posted, it appeared on mz reccomended

[@konixvxvixle_x7011]

@Kolanii THANK YOU LOVE YOU CUTIE NO HOMO DOW

[@Vysair]

You have a natural talent in buildings. Everything you built is naturally beautiful. I honestly liked the design

[@_penne_pasta_]

Me too!

[@InkLyned]

i mean he did kind of say in 200 days that the shaders make his builds look a lot better

[@O_Obutorange]

Yo same

[@CatGaming-dk4we]

I agree

[@thatguyyoumightfindatthest9807]

This is the type of energy more Minecrafters need. You don't flaunt your skills, you say it as it is. What a madlad

[@Mr.big_man]

The pool for the fish and turtles felt wholesome af

[@ryrykovi4227]

Jesus loves u

[@jordaniscoolyt8680]

Lel

[@User10268]

Bruh

[@aranzake8037]

True

[@EthanMeatan]

The reply section could be in r/youngpeopleyoutube

[@aloer-]

my guy u are the only person who actually tried to keep your animals alive.

[@meeraghanie5167]

U are correct 😂 lol

[@notsafef0rlife]

Nah there's a few others who did

[@clunker6712]

I was playing a few minutes ago and I got a chicken, I named him Jack. He fell off, RIP Jack

[@allyma3]

not true but who cares

[@abdullahfarhan624]

So what

[@laurenmdavies1]

"then I met this guy who must've missed the enemy training program because he was the nicest enemy ever and I just awkwardly pushed him off" Quote from Kolanii

[@elizabethw4647]

Time skip?

[@brrrrr9945]

Around 14:12

[@orpheus3342]

'Also I got a ghast spawn egg, but I'm gonna save that till I'm bored.' This is the humor that makes Kolanii's videos so much better than other youtubers.

[@Bxrry]

This gets so crazy

[@ayukosimplement9594]

First like on a verified guy comment ( yes i'm happy). Nevermind, it's fortnite

[@haruwasfound]

Your Ty Lee pfp-

[@Fc.f2p_football]

Verifed lol

[@jer0me129]

congrats to ur 69th like

[@Fc.f2p_football]

@@jer0me129 who made into 70

[@patrikgagnon]

This dude has the most laid-back voice I've ever heard in my entire life

[@wolverinexo6417]

And I love him for that

[@evewu2875]

Haha that’s true

[@axstvn1407]

Saw that one coming

[@sparkyx5460]

His British and he’s a funny guy

[@nothailey6986]

LOL yeah,corpse is the opposite or maybe not some people like him

[@CCABPSacsach]

This one block has more resources than the entire universe.

[@danangsa8846]

But this one block is inside the universe

[@aiigggamerg8535]

Infinity

[@leanloste1179]

E

[@leanloste1179]

E

[@leanloste1179]

E

[@cr0w666valorant]

his accent and the amount of “i dont give a fuck” in his tone just made everything even funnier

[@emilyviolet5435]

ikr

[@nanobits8665]

sounds like the old DanTDM but toned down

[@luv..harper]

HahaHAHAAHA

[@alfendrudyawan1828]

Bro hes not toxic

[@remisprettycool]

and doesnt laugh as much (no offense to DanTDM. i loved him and his channel and honestly; i grew up watching him)

[@MelMochi]

"I jumped down Dream style, broke both my legs, and went to bed." -Kolanii, escaping a mob spawner, 2021

[@reemafadhel5409]

😆

[@amushroomchad3333]

Basically me

[@organ_saki6969]

lmao

[@tvSAMEKgaming]

this guys is generaly funny support him guys i want more content

[@magos787]

I can't take you seriously because of your profile picture 😅

[@magos787]

But you're right with the comment I want more such videos too

[@Mtb_andrew18]

LOL YESSSS

[@iiannaii7352]

ive seen u comment this like 100 times or someone else who has the same pfp...

[@vyndev7983]

genuinely*

[@galactic_yukii3161]

The pillagers trying to slap Kolanii on Day 34 is absolute gold

[@jermainevaiotu2625]

Ngl yes

[@90RAE]

him trying to kill that creeper on day 101

[@YourLocalNobody420]

Kolanii: is about to beat dragon The dragon: I’m about to do what’s called a pro gamer move. *dies*

[@sherjane]

Lol

[@billiamakaceoofdominos9775]

It was because of his thorns armor

[@stardust_trash2981]

yeah he had thorns 2 on his armor

[@-s4196]

Lmaoo

[@idkwhatamdoinghere1557]

Dam

[@frownyee]

It’s wholesome how he name all the animals and treat them like a friend

[@JustCallMeCatYT]

because he has nun (laughing emoji)

[@AlecBrady]

It's weird how he gives them all male names. Dude, Adam the cow has udders. OK, maybe Adam is a trans bull, but, like, all of them?

[@poset619]

@@frownyee lets watch the world burn

[@theanonymouscomet4373]

Hello, every day I am going to come back to this comment and say hi.

[@coreyjames7533]

@@frownyee i want WAR

[@kindlittlebunny9869]

20:59 “You alright bob?’ *nods*

[@BlouePickdMan]

im ok

[@brendorkusaviation8930]

@@BlouePickdMan wait what?

[@BlouePickdMan]

@@brendorkusaviation8930 lol

[@hayman1222]

Yeah we have ears

[@rockboy6612]

@@hayman1222 you mad

[@axe-a-lotta-questions]

I think the pillagers that didn't attack were crossbow pillagers. They don't do anything once they don't have their cb, unlike their axe-wielding brothers. Perhaps the world/server doesn't let mobs like pillagers spawn with items too often, as to prevent them from staying around

[@John17TheOGmp4]

they have this glitch the crossbow durability can run out like if a player use the bow and this is the result xd

[@axe-a-lotta-questions]

@@John17TheOGmp4 ik, and I don't think thats a glitch

[@phroggycrossing1368]

20:58 “You alright bob?” Bob: *nods in agreement*

[@nowwepart]

I immediately went into the comments section when this happened

[@jongshuo7144]

Lol

[@EdibleREAL]

bob...

[@phroggycrossing1368]

@@EdibleREAL it was his time to go..

[@misscat567]

𝕃𝕠𝕝

[@lilypaduu]

this guy has more comedic skills than the russian comedy my parents watched

[@idanyas]

русский кинематограф ужасен, и я как русский это вижу куда чаще

[@Small_mac31]

@@idanyas sussy baka

[@bean-yv5ld]

💀💀💀

[@sway221]

Ikrrrrrr

[@cheeseburger8861]

Lol true (my mom only watch russian comedy coz she russian lmao)

[@notsllk5458]

*panda eats bamboo* “He’s so happy! He’s so fat”…… “take more”

[@RedSold]

Oh I thought the take more said read more 🤣

[@feesh6349]

he's po

[@Robodoc6969]

he is a THICC BOY

[@orangedrip]

Panda chonker

[@Godsloudestshitter]

29:19 I just like how if you stop you can see the egg just falling down

[@GeoE]

I like way Kolanii makes his videos so interesting! Like in this one he talks about exactly what he's doing.

[@_penne_pasta_]

Yea He’s really good I agree!

[@charlynosia7092]

"And then SQUIDWARD SPAWNED, I mean Ruth" That cracked me up

[@SouldeviL_0]

Me too

[@dianapallazhco8457]

Me to 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bonelicker23]

Nevermind the time stamp is 14:03

[@amandarolinson2368]

Same

[@15xnpal]

Same bud

[@lexiemei1075]

mojang woke up one day and decided to make dying animals sound devastating

[@-mako-6018]

nah, only the dogs and foxes

[@taeke1512]

@@-mako-6018 how about horses

[@angelickitten3546]

P a n d a s

[@maelstromss]

Why are most of the replies people with anime profile pictures

[@TPWA17]

@@angelickitten3546 Don’t need any of Dave

[@theophiri3870]

The ender dragon died to your thorns

[@guey17682]

No it was from his powerful aura

[@fly1714]

It was from his massive depressive state

[@ihavenoname1136]

I can't like cuz it is 69

[@ihavenoname1136]

Ohh sombody liked

[@greasyfries5632]

@@ihavenoname1136 oof

[@itssomethin]

This man making a ton of jokes with a serious tone is probably gonna kill me

[@user-jf9vi4we2e]

He ain’t even trying and still has me laughing

[@itzmika7998]

Lol ikr that doesn’t even make sense. Probably cause when people try you feel like you are being forced to laugh or something but this dude ain’t doing that

[@gamergirl5391]

Ikr it's hella' funny😂

[@simplysprouts]

Lol yea

[@simplysprouts]

WAIT I AM UR 666th LIKE- OML

[@Local_Karting_Kid]

Kolanii: children are the worst mob ever! Me being a child: that’s valid

[@liquidblade1303]

Zombie kids

[@Ba9mazha9_]

Like logic is dead adult are stronger than kids but mojang said : NO

[@Qwerty-wk3jy]

Confirm

[@nicoletteann948]

@@liquidblade1303 lool

[@bobbyward3014]

I agree xD

[@nadlanod5897]

In comparison to every other channel creating similar content, the witty dry humor of a British man truly reigns supreme. Not being a hyperactive person who is excited about literally everything is also a refreshing breath of fresh air.

[@Ruviko]

"Spiders don't deserve names" Lucas: ...

[@nicolegundrum8076]

Nice

[@harverjones5213]

Man i really liked that ahahahah

[@chubbytumshie341]

Spiders deserve names

[@sorry3555]

lucas?

[@LambdaMiscellaneous]

@@sorry3555 the spider

[@attakk8961]

“I spent a lot of time on this, and I’m hoping we can hit 100K by the end of the year.” *_Hits 125k in the next 2 weeks_*

[@taychunchia5833]

Lmao

[@SalMans838]

1 week

[@ufw.kirrish]

Make that 144k

[@australium7374]

at that rate he’ll have like 600k by the end of the year or some absurd percentile increase

[@louisvolle8744]

He get 30k in 1 day

[@insertcreativenamehere242]

Fun fact: during the nether phase, my smoke alarm when off due to me forgetting I made dinner

[@itsmediobitch9054]

Lol

[@wedsaqwerf101]

Just chillin watching minecraft then you hear "Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ Æ"

[@Rob1n_Is_H1m]

bru

[@overseergamesyt]

@@wedsaqwerf101 watching*

[@wedsaqwerf101]

@@overseergamesyt ah my bad

[@Cooldudeborgir69]

You always make me want to play minecraft

[@t7mf]

everyone says RIP Chonker but no one remembers the wolf that didn’t fight :(

[@urboiyuan7748]

So true

[@floydmrsn42600]

Rip wolf

[@bob-cn3vo]

Jchd

[@kodyyd]

I like Dave

[@Zoey_Marcelo]

@@kodyyd dave the pig?

[@drawdo2905]

Who knows this guy is gonna blow up and reach 100k In 1 week

[@tmor9336]

I'm here for it

[@SFH2042]

well it will happen and we will not leave your side!

[@nightingale-d3e]

73.9k aubs rn

[@pascaletje9]

@@nightingale-d3e 123k already lmao

[@bruhmoment9914]

@@nightingale-d3e 137k subs rn 💀

[@mumei1223]

Kolanii: "So unfortunately I was forced to kill Terry" Ruth: "Huh? What's with that sound?" *Kolanii: "Go back to sleep Ruth. Shhh... It's alright"*

[@Red-Moons]

Bahaha

[@Red-Moons]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@WhoKnows-xp6vh]

9:25 I’m in pain watching him have a bucket but not go get any milk

[@art1cc]

It's already a flex to say been here since the 100,000 days video. Imagine what it'll be like in a year when you blow up, I'll be a god Edit: so I guess I'm a God now

[@pug9191]

What?

[@pug9191]

What 100,000 days?

[@art1cc]

@@pug9191 he made a parody vid on minecraft hardcore series

[@null4916]

Oh yeah 100k days that vid was funny

[@guey17682]

I've been here since "minecraft cave update be like"

[@Mnvikes3820]

My personal favorite part was when you said “I met some more food I mean FRIENDS that’s what they are friends.”

[@profilename244]

Reply to Comment by Courtney F

[@tomikun8057]

time stamp?

[@quentenwalker2346]

4:38 Bc i can't be trusted with nice thing

[@quentenwalker2346]

4:56 it wasnt

[@quentenwalker2346]

6:45

[@shrunkfrog9293]

Fun fact: When pillagers don't have weapons, most of the time, they don't attack.

[@riin4363]

oh i didnt know that

[@bradygwiggle3813]

well if they have their hands together like normal villagers when you see them from kinda far away they could be a vindicator

[@he3.y669]

@@bradygwiggle3813 what’s a vindicator? 🥲

[@unqaxed4846]

@@he3.y669 the one with rhe axe

[@avocadoisdead3218]

not in bedrock edition 😔

[@jamescuthbert6339]

Mojang: Adds Elder Guardian as a boss. Kolanii: Carried on saving more fish, Except for this guy. I think he was bigger than the others but... I dont know. Elder Guardian: Gives Mining Fatigue

[@bigpineapplestudios7447]

9:34 I thought those dolphins were a rare pink variant… turns out they were just dying.

[@Urog_ii]

SAME

[@organ_saki6969]

lmao same

[@oofooflemon]

same lol

[@Agentbanana25]

Wait, there’s a pink dolphin?

[@Youaveragecountryhumansfan]

@@Agentbanana25No.

[@derickviana8858]

The definition of the meme chaotic calm is this guys whole life lol

[@Soundish_Wave]

I've just been watching all of his 100 days videos over and over again. This is about two days worth of minutes that I'll never get back, and I do not regret it.

[@legend-legend1c318]

Go outside and socialize

[@chonkerdoge]

@@legend-legend1c318 says the one who plays brawl stars 💀

[@SolarScrims]

​@@legend-legend1c318ratioed

[@RibbitRibbit191]

​@@chonkerdogeGOTTEM

[@constellationmaker135]

@@chonkerdogeWhat's wrong with playing a game you like?

[@hannahsimons1734]

I love the music that's in every video. It's captures the pain Kolanii suffers each challenge perfectly. Edit: the Pixar sounding music you know the one.

[@Jet721plane]

What music

[@hannahsimons1734]

@@Jet721planeoh wow I did not expect anyone to respond this long after. Starts at 7:47 :)

[@phoebeex]

"I'm gonna stop naming animals" then does it for every animal

[@dominatedfavour8249]

No

[@puring4903]

No

[@phoebeex]

;-;

[@cocoaroadto3007]

Yes

[@shahmir14]

No

[@ninjabloxrx2727]

8:31 God damn, that squid is a tank. It took 7 hits from a stone sword and survived for like 10 seconds without water.

[@sathvikop6832]

sheesh

[@mrafabrizi]

Respect.

[@Notthatred]

If a stone sword does 5 damage we multiply that by 7 and get 35, if he got damaged half a heart every second that means he got damaged 5 hearts, this squid has 40 hearts.

[@mrafabrizi]

@@Notthatred so he loses 5.5 hearts per second

[@mrafabrizi]

And the whole ordeal was 10 seconds

[@skeletonking27]

7:44 "I woke up with a polar bear" **casually moves on with what he was saying**

[@SilverHatPebble08]

I wanna hug dat ice doggo Update: A small sacrifice of my arm for petting the ice doggo

[@baioretto5639]

@@SilverHatPebble08 *confused screaming*

[@Trickshotbros1121]

I read this as he said it lmao

[@nonsensical.3312]

...imagine you wake up, hungover, and than you see a polar bear in your bed.

[@skeletonking27]

@@nonsensical.3312 IMAGINE

[@NobiusTriangle]

Zombie: Kills villager Kolanii: Tell me your raging without telling me your raging

[@CosmicStar3]

"maybe we can hit 100k subscribers this year" community: *half a million take it or leave it*

[@Re1n-r]

Lol

[@OreoDoesStuff]

True

[@andywr.097]

XD underrated comment

[@blakelybesing9496]

Lol

[@alen-becker7026]

Send me Your one block mod

[@PupsyBSlave]

"Get off my bed Bob,I'm not in the mood" Got me 🤣

[@TG_ISmoke]

That’s not what he said lol

[@PupsyBSlave]

@@TG_ISmoke ^^

[@PupsyBSlave]

@@Nothing-hl7oi He did

[@Nothing-hl7oi]

@@TG_ISmoke he did

[@cunnin24]

😂😂

[@DrPP-zy8cd]

enderman: ay, man, u tryna pick a fight?? Kolanii: *punch* enderman: ayo, calm down, calm down!

[@AndreaLolLolLolXd123]

Lol

[@Undone-od]

The wonder man was like now don’t bring out the nine now hehehe

[@goosey_34]

He went from 100K to 2M :> Congrats Kolanii ❤

[@notyaniecetv]

I have watched this video an embarrassing amount of times this is hands down the funniest commentary 😭🤞🏾😂

[@paulalexisasuncion6361]

same girl

[@mollycelentanop778]

Same bro

[@scoutaustin7]

When I'm waiting for a new video from him I just come watch this one on repeat

[@slidecancellingdad]

Dude, I've watched this multiple times as well and honestly, all of his videos are addicting to me.

[@catturnip5411]

Same🤞👌

[@texasmama3084]

"Im trying to hit 100K this year" 1 month later... "So I hit 250K..."

[@Morticia_addams13]

ရစရ 😂 (lol)

[@thefifaguy6]

You joined 9 years ago you're a Og į respect Og so i respect u

[@perla_innit4153]

280k😏

[@stinky6510]

@GHOST they meant they respected OGs

[@vaughnsiegfriedfuertez396]

280k now 🤯

[@w2xi]

“I jumped down Dream style and ended up breaking my legs.” This cracked me up

[@chico3hundred]

“It’s a strange tower…but it’s my tower. “ What inspiring words from Kolanii. ❤❤

[@dean383]

"You alright bob?" The villager: casually nods

[@bronzeshirokaneu1358]

LMAOOOOO

[@GoblinAshe]

21:30 ah yes, mlg.

[@baisar6353]

When he said we all know that children are the worst mob but these guys come pretty close. I DIED

[@krillissueonshrimpment]

Exactly. Like 5-6 year olds are stupid. Toddlers and newborns? Not bad. But 7 year olds. That’s where the fun begins. Set them up in a ring. And spin.

[@Bumpy4757]

u can actually see the ender egg falling into the void when he clicked it

[@aadhavansivakumar2971]

Ye same

[@BD-vs9wf]

I must just be blind

[@aadhavansivakumar2971]

Ye lol

[@paulahayes4915]

Your right

[@josophn]

@@BD-vs9wf bottom right

[@eyesofdeath01]

“r.i.p. chonker the panda, and buster the bee. he wasnt named that before he died I just made that up. *anyways the end is near*”

[@altheaquinn7452]

I came back to this video after watching Kolanii's latest one and I love that, in only 7 months, the goal changed from 100k subs to 1M subs. Well done. Edit: Holy CRAP when did this video get to 39M views???

[@tbear1033]

“He’s so happy” “he’s so fat” and “he can be a chicken if he wants to” made me laugh so hard 🤣

[@ChrisHinners008]

Also rip chonkers the panda, you will be missed

[@mamatajpolly4428]

Bruh

[@tbear1033]

@@mamatajpolly4428 what do you mean bruh

[@marinush1]

I clicked this video by mistake The best mistake ever

[@vrboiii1541]

Facts

[@aesthetix9072]

Same

[@angelineiscool]

no my brother is‼️

[@Z3r0M0D3]

A h a funny lol

[@ynonya8651]

Facts bro

[@It-b-Blair]

Welp, last three vids of yours I watched; you got me cackling with laughter. in my mid 30’s or so. Guess I’ll subscribe 🤪

[@ley_brab]

He sounds like every male British KZbin put together into one person

[@JWG.LLC_The_Artist]

He is secretly Elliott

[@JulieandWill]

He never fails to put up a challenge, keep going! :D i believe in you!

[@meecheus4457]

“Then as she landed, I made a big one right in her face.” beautiful ending

[@raventhaw4488]

gay

[@seemagupta5282]

beautiful

[@eliyb7732]

@@raventhaw4488 Lmao

[@revermore3959]

"Bob get out of the bed, I'm not in the mood" 😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

[@PRDSL]

IK I WHEEZED

[@texster007]

🤣🤣

[@Procrasti-Nation6]

Kolanii: 🚫 Depressed DanTDM: ✅

[@mrbonk3139]

"we're tryna hit 100k this year" *9 days later* oh look he has over 100k

[@Samithecutie]

lmao right?!

[@paisenpaisen]

minecraft youtubers amirite

[@IamNotTheOne2044]

Lol

[@liamb3039]

U

[@steelfox13]

He has 1.01m can you read at all?

[@axtistic]

Me after making a fence around my island: *im never gonna die* Also me who died from a mob: *that was a bad idea*

[@amprocat8819]

Haha so cringy

[@flicksbygav]

This doesn’t make any sense.

[@johnvoltairewashere5609]

@@flicksbygav that doesn't make any sense

[@desuvult8463]

@@flicksbygav he boxed himself in so as to prevent falling into the void, but couldn’t run from the hostile mobs from the center block

[@arvillarosa6374]

Technoblade: im a pig and my irl name is Dave Kolanii: So this is Dave the pig

[@catgod3061]

Coincidence… I think not

[@tunawuuna]

Wait what? :0 I never knew!

[@IWantToWatchLNK]

Well kolanii is obviously the best minecraft youtuber. Thats preschool knowledge

[@masoumabdalla7726]

This guy is obsessed with naming animals he just can't stop he has a problem

[@morganhyland4223]

Why did this make me laugh😂😂

[@ritamarie3285]

😂

[@laura7628]

It's like my touretts

[@LillaVya]

I expected the "and I named all my chests" to go like "Wood" "Stone" "Josh" "Mark"

[@jaysondancel]

First

[@violetgazeofriverclan8803]

@@jaysondancel nobody cares

[@billx_plays_rblx697]

does anyone know what the name of this mod is?.?.?

[@violetgazeofriverclan8803]

@@billx_plays_rblx697 one block sky block

[@Blueberry_Butterfly7]

What mod does he use for to make it all realistic and nice? Can u get it on bedrock?

[@Lemonade1259]

Remember when this channel was just sh*t posts... he has grown as a content creator Edit: I need to say that I don’t mean that his content is bad, I mean it’s random and meant only for laughs. His older content was kinda like McYums but shorter and less polished. I enjoy that old content. My wording was a bit off and I’m sorry about that lol, I didn’t mean to call it bad content because that was the reason he had 40,000 subs to begin with, anyway have a nice day

[@JoKn21]

I remember before he made those videos he had a very good hardcore series... More like he degressed then grew again.

[@thespeedyyoshi]

@@JoKn21 Yeah basically haha. Although, the memes did help grow his channel a bit so that was probably a smart move tbh.

[@JoKn21]

@@thespeedyyoshi exactly, his first one achieved 1M views recently. quadrupled his subs. and now he's finally back to putting effort into YT

[@Lemonade1259]

Yea his less serious content was what helped him grow and I would like to see it every once and while because it’s funny and I liked those vids :)

[@leeroygotrekt]

yeah he is the watermelon king

[@moustachekater5924]

My way of getting rid of the sand and gravel was letting them fall down on a pressure plate.

[@tsunikai2146]

14:18 fact: if a pillager does not have a crossbow it means that he is automatically passive so yeah, there was no need to kill that guy

[@springlocks9067]

The other ones didn’t have crossbows and they attacked him

[@zaivepon6659]

@@springlocks9067 if they have their arms in the air then its an evoker which is like is a wizard or smt

[@springlocks9067]

@@zaivepon6659 ohhh ok I didn’t know that thank you for telling me!

[@bucketbutters866]

@@zaivepon6659 evokers wear black clothing, the ones attacking him were not because they were vindicators (granted i haven't finished the video yet so i'm probably entirely wrong here)

[@superd3clan_306]

The first pig was named Dave, Technoblade’s name is also Dave, is this a coincidence?

[@dappeunitsaebal133]

I think not

[@icebear5917]

Big brain big brain u know da song idk search up big brain on yt if u don’t know

[@icebear5917]

@@dappeunitsaebal133 I think yes

[@phacts4272]

@@icebear5917 woah chaz thats crazy how u just commented

[@insaneyogurt4993]

@@phacts4272 2

[@idkeitherwasntavailable]

i love how the place looks. If I was in one block ngl I would build a generic terrible wooden treehouse or somth

[@SC-01]

59 likes I’ll come back when it’s interrupted

[@isaacsinsomnia]

kolanii is deadass my favourite minecraft 100 days yter because of how like calm he keeps it without losing the humour (i've watched this video like 60 times)

[@munishyadav5910]

Alternate title: naming animals in Minecraft I'm gonna contribute in your 100k subs goal you're funny I like it

[@zulfito9824]

"Everyone has a plan, until they get hit" *Sad enderman noises*

[@adrekins2668]

I don’t know if it was intentional or not but I find it funny that they named the pig Dave because Technoblade’s real name is Dave.

[@englishash1812]

Same 😂

[@leslieowens304]

🎁🎁🎁🎉🎉🎉🎉🎊🎊🎊🎊🏆🏆🏆🎖️🎖️🏅🥉🥈🥈🥈🥉🏅🎖️🎖️🥇🥇🥈🥇🥈🥈🥈🥇🥈🥈🥈🥈🥈🥇🥈🥈🥇🥇🥈🥈🥈🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🥇🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🎖️🥉🥉🥈🏆

[@TryDrinkingWater]

Lol

[@GlitchedWalker1]

@@leslieowens304 😂

[@mraper2844]

Lol

[@yurha9606]

I really recognize myself in the vex called "fairy who needs a day off" ..😂😂😂😂👍🏼 I definitely love Kolanii's commentary ❤