I Spent $1000 Buying Waifus in Gacha Games

I am never gonna financially recover from this.
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[@kazumakariama]

"Doujins are better with context" these 5 words construct the most decisive starement i have ever heard.

[@ApexGale]

The trick to never spending on gacha is to be too poor to afford spending on the gacha. The basic necessity to eat food and survive just slightly overtakes my desire to have an anime girl in a swimsuit Only slightly, though.

[@foultarnished3134]

You can be like Takahashi Rie and just survive on bean sprouts for a while

[@hornetsilksong]

This is me lol F2player picking up the bread crumb summoning currency occasionally given out by devs as gifts or normal progression

[@TDSFounder]

No truer words have been spoken.

[@leaf7363]

I went to the dark side but this was me before hand maybe I need to go back ...

[@StalwartMH]

Yep. It can make a good excuse as well, "pfff he did a ton of damage to that raid boss but at least I haven't payed a dime on this unlike him, time? effort? pfff no way he just paid to get that strong hahahaha....ha...ha"

[@theo7989]

“Doujinishi’s are better in context” this quote resonates with me on a personal level

[@tron0150]

This is why I watched Idolmaster. It was boring but I could enjoy hentai that much more.

[@Raiden_Solid]

The worst thing is that, I got into gatcha games for Doujinshi's of FGO so I identify myself so much with that quote and I hate it 🤣

[@simpleshmots9162]

The real reason to play gacha games Big Brain moves right here

[@meplaygamez723]

Аюр Раднаев y else would you watch it

[@nazrael8826]

Ah yes, a fellow degenerate I see

[@phoelinx2750]

"I just spend 400$ on a JPEG" This quote AGED LIKE MILK

[@sidduselvakumar75]

You mean like wine

[@akanta5746]

imagine finding nfts that are as cheap as 400$

[@shawermus]

@@sidduselvakumar75 no

[@katelynpringle5506]

NFT bros: “Those are rookie numbers.”

[@d1fferen7]

OnlyFans reference 👀

[@MyVanir]

I like how Gigguk moves from "the gacha community" and "they" at the start of the video to "we" at the end.

[@TROLLNATION.]

I can tell this by experience, once you start there's no going back...

[@julianskilton200]

“That’s hell you’re walking into.”

[@djzigg3284]

This is fine.

[@someasiankid6323]

lmao

[@nolancn1143]

that's the shift rhetoric right there fellow ap lang students

[@Hartvigen]

I dunno man, this whole video just kinda seems like a convenient cover-up for spending 400 dollars to get Astolfo without having anyone start asking questions. But I can respect that

[@water_color]

A man who gets into FGO for the doujins is worth all the respect

[@StalwartMH]

​@@water_color I feel like that must be common, I mean I got into granblue fantasy because of some doujinshis. & you can be the waifu in that game as well lol *cough* even though I played kamihime project first *cough*

[@eduardo1220]

Listen man I know that you like hentai and all but there's not a lot of Trap hentai videos so we got to find a way somehow.

[@Zeus-xy8ft]

says the hentai Reviewer

[@roemon1294]

I wish he had checked out Epic Seven

[@Lukusprime]

Here’s a really good tip for not spending too much on gacha games: Be poor.

[@orderofdusk2382]

And here's a good tip for becoming poor: play gacha games... Ok I'll grab my coat and bottle whisky for the road.

[@ilovefunnyamv2nd]

*Be poor and don't have access to credit cards

[@dankzdead]

Thanks man! I'm sure this will help my addiction to cock and ball torture the gacha game

[@Popipa182]

Pro gamer tip ryt here

[@zaziethebeast1039]

That's not gonna be enough. Just look at the homeless guy who gave his paycheck to Poki. The better answer here is, set limits even if it hurts.

[@allenamenbesetzt]

Gigguk: I just spend $400, *on a f*cking jpeg!* NFTs: These are rookie numbers!

[@rupertmiller9690]

I thought he was going to admit to an OF addiction.

[@fracturedgames5422]

“Sometimes it takes a real man to be best girl” -gigguk 2020

[@TheMagickHat77]

Best line in the video!

[@jinraidro4570]

He has done it one again

[@dogcatchen]

That being said I always liked Ruka from Steins Gate

[@leonk9168]

SPEEDWAGON

[@SomeOne-ke6vq]

speed wagOOOOOn - DOITSU NO KAGAKU WA SEKAI ICHI!

[@LRomo12]

“You either die f2p or live long enough to see your self become a whale” -Some random FGO player

[@hashirusman3847]

As an fgo player, I can confirm this quote is accurate

[@justboycottlife9044]

I've never been so offended that I 100% agree with

[@terrencenoran3233]

I'm f2p and still not dead.

[@alanserrano2411]

Words of wisdom

[@lazydog5065]

Blame those damned guaranteed gachas

[@Vael221]

One must learn the most important lesson of the gatcha: Learn to love the Waifu's one gets, not just the waifu one wants.

[@gurdimeikenskjaldi5060]

darn, that's deep!

[@kristopherperoni7587]

Well said

[@loki9461]

based

[@javierc.5837]

True

[@glorioustigereye]

Damn son that’s deep

[@djohnthesalty]

Imagine if spending thousands of dollars for a screenshot-able online picture was actually a popular thing.... wait a minute...

[@shark20069]

lol, NFTs

[@kienphan2784]

Nft

[@kingkagekuro]

NFT has joined the chat

[@bamgm14]

Did you mean, NFTs?

[@jakeking974]

"Why Fate GO? ... Because doujinshi are better with context, alright?" Has a more true statement ever been said?

[@DarkheroNateX]

ah, true men of culture.

[@andynguyen5526]

Indeed

[@water_color]

*orangemaru nods in agreement*

[@cicron10]

I'm the opposite there, can't appreciate h material with a character I know. It feels likes rubbing it to a friend.

[@DarkheroNateX]

@@cicron10 you can just always read for the plot and not the "plot"

[@eagan912]

When you've finished the tutorial and don't feel like "I wanna delete this game." You're already at the point of no return. So good luck.

[@_Rndom]

I'm glad I didn't yet sell my kidney to some weirdo and my soul to the devil *Y E T*

[@zerotempest7840]

"Sometimes it takes a real man to become best girl." - Gigguk

[@QueryAcc]

So Femboy Hooters?

[@ChessScholarOfficial]

Rukako

[@water_color]

Kaiki and Speedwagon: *tips hat*

[@kudamo]

ChessScholar YASSS DEISHU KAIKI

[@baronvonjo1929]

Guys. I'll take one for the team and show these thots what a real woman is.

[@tsui1024]

Imagine thinking 140 SQ is "saved up enough"

[@l0rd_breeigo-sama954]

Thought the same thing, 450 is bare minimum nowadays

[@EldritchConduit]

Mm, burned 300sq after saving on and off for a year. Got 3 of the same 4* I explicitly didn't want, period. No 5*.

[@lens_hunter]

I don't understand why FGO is so popular. I'd never touch a gacha that didn't have pity.

[@toastedphantom3007]

@@lens_hunter FGO has a pity system but it activates after about 900SQ sunk into one banner. It's more or less just there for the sake of being there.

[@Nommy3]

lmao fr

[@Kagane1001]

"A quick word on our sponsor: No one! In did this." My hero I never knew I needed *disables adblocker and reloads*

[@87togabito]

“Rate up is a lie” Truer words have never been said

[@jeandro1994]

every mobile player say that

[@JSpence163]

Hard Fax

[@Valdonkis]

Nah, he just misunderstood how the rate-up for Astolfo worked. It was only 0.5% at that time.

[@Lord_Mori]

Valdonkis mhm a rookie mistake Lol I’ve done the same before but I think once you make that mistake once you never make it again.

[@dragonicbladex7574]

depends on the game

[@Teirless]

"Doujinshi's are better in context" I thought I was the only one.

[@logicaloverdrive8197]

Another man of culture I see.

[@Eddman368]

I forgot who did this video, but someone did a guess that Fate character with his friends, and some guy managed to name nearly all of the characters because of the Porn/Hentai they read, never played or watched FGO in his life.

[@isabellajemica]

@@Eddman368 what's the video?

[@abusiveplaguedoctor]

@@Eddman368 I need that video, mate. It is an absolute necessity that i know what powerful man was capable of such a feat.

[@alis4328]

I NEEED ITTT

[@Zyscheriah]

"rate up is a lie" is very true! imagine going for the 4* character but never getting her, but then get her the next banner which she has no freakin rate up on.

[@rishi2609]

Joey: My 5000$ manga collection Connor: My 10000$ Jojo merch Garnt: My 1000$ gacha game picture addiction The holy trinity

[@hunterofdarkness8329]

So the prophecy was true

[@ryleybrooks73]

you could say they have trash taste

[@KuudereShiina]

@Kurogane -sensei Syd: My $1000 Hentai collection

[@Ilkanar]

Meanwhile me, dirty furry, buying tesla stocks. I wonder who will have better value in few years

[@tylermercado834]

"Whoever said gacha games were like drugs, is a liar. Drugs are WAY cheaper!" Just remember kids, don't do drugs. Do gacha instead!

[@Young_Wavvy]

Tyler Mercado well kids don’t have a lot of money , so they can’t afford to play gacha . So they should do drugs , drugs is good and cheap . You’ll never get frustrated at drugs

[@afilair1957]

WEZZY BABY well some gachas in games can use premium currency that can be earned by other means other than by money so kids can still play the gachas

[@tylermercado834]

WEZZY BABY kids can also just use their parents credit cards tho lol. Not advised, but some will do it anyway 🤣

[@Young_Wavvy]

@@afilair1957 yea, but their progress will be slow and they'll probably throw a tantrum. So they still need the drugs in the end to calm their nerves.

[@farizahmad3036]

@@Young_Wavvy dude, they just need a good doujinshi and pull out their inner desire so they can be released from the stress of gacha hell, remember: doujinshi > drugs

[@polpolloplop793]

"Sometimes it takes a real man to become best girl" Spoken like a true chad

[@punchline1279]

Beat me to it🤣

[@demigodz6944]

Gigguk spitting faxx doe

[@TheDarkStigmataVA]

Speedwagon giving a thumbs up in jobro heaven.

[@LadyHermes]

You missed the last stage of evolution for a gacha player : the *A-F2P aka Awakened Free to Profit player.* It all comes down to a single step but this last step is as simple as difficult to achieve : *swap your credit card for patience, perseverance and dedication.* Once you've spared resources for months and finally getting the waifu you wanted for so long, the satisfaction is unparalleled. Not only because you got it, but because you got it *for free.* People spending money in gachas tends to often regret it, feeling *buyer's remorse.* Actually, the more they spent money to get the object of their desire, the more the satisfaction of getting it will be tainted by *regrets* (and sometimes even *guilt* for those who spend more than they have should)... BUT, if you achieve to get something you really desired for so long without falling for the gacha trap (no pun intended...), not only you'll feel the standard dopamine rush, but you'll feel moral satisfaction of being smarter than everyone. After all, while all the normies succumbed for the gacha temptation and paid hundreds of dollars for it but you were stronger, *you were better than that.* You resisted it, you controlled yourself, and finally you got it because you *really* deserved it, not because you act like a 5 years old unable to control itself... That's the only way to really beat a gacha game. The real difficulty was never to beat its content but to *resist the temptation* to spend money for it. Honestly, I really think playing gacha as F2P is the real niche for *hardcore players.* I play gacha with the same state of mind I play _"from software"_ games. I know It's gonna be insanely hard, but in the end I will prevail. The only skill you need to beat these game is self-control. *Self-control over the frustration* of failure, or the frustration of waiting for so long before you can get what you want. But In both cases, you can't win if you can't control yourself. Not only this kind of self-control is pretty rare among people, but it's a *real skill* that will help you for the rest of your life. Being able to focus and persevere even if it looks impossible, staying confident that you'll improve whatever time it takes, and being able to wait for weeks, months and sometimes even years before you finally meet your target. Understanding in the process that the goal was never the finish line but the all the things you went through to reach it... This experience is really something great anyone could harvest from this gacha hell, but _only the chosen ones will be able do so !_ ;) So I'm telling you the real MVP are gacha A-F2P players. That's why some players are so *proud* of being F2P and won't spend money on the game even if you give it to them. *The satisfaction of beating the game for free is far superior than anything else the game has to offer...* _I'm out._

[@longsteinpufferbatch4949]

Lmao

[@SlothofBangkok]

This man spit facts.

[@lcelerio993]

as a f2p ins clearer in blue archive, this is real

[@user-Jay178]

Great advice that I screenshot it.

[@AuthorMadican]

The moment I saw Gigguk decide to continue on for Astolfo, because a "4* shouldn't be too hard to get" I just started shaking my head. There are some harsh lessons that must be learned in the gacha by experience, much like a child and a hot stove.

[@draggininja]

Indeed. I finally got Summer Kiyohime a few weeks ago, and got Tamamo Lancer on her first rate up for summer 1

[@happykiwi8407]

Hey it may be a year away but at least it not 5* astolfo the suck real in that one

[@avesseva7748]

Yup. It gave me flashbacks to Summer Nobu banner who I saved for more than half a year for. 700sq and 50+ tickets later, I got lucky with np3 caster nero but not a single copy of summer nobu

[@clementgoh9270]

212SQ and 10 tickets for Demiya. Didn't get shit.

[@vladprus4019]

Yeah, the real lesson is: numbers are not important real chances are related to how much you want particular outcome. Still I don't have ANY Saber class.

[@pingucrimson750]

CdawgVA: “$10000 on JoJo merch” Akidearest: “$5000 on Kingdom hearts merch” Gigguk: “$1000 for anime waifus”

[@kiprasking8581]

Me: “$2 for a sandwitch”

[@shiki9989]

Anime man $5000 manga collection

[@acetraineremerald4772]

At least he did it

[@leviathan5207]

Now I dont feel so bad about spending 3000€ on audio equipment anymore.

[@speedyacorn2520]

He didn't even spend $1000, he spent $800

[@water_color]

Welcome to the dark side. We have mapo tofu. Yorokobe, shounen.

[@ed.2pi]

And black keys

[@b1acksteve]

And salt

[@notatroll7128]

And 8000 Medusa's because I can't get any other servant.

[@AnimadisticaOrKontinakaro]

Ngl, as a Chinese person, I forking love mapo tofu.

[@water_color]

EnderCraft888 / AmberStar It’s amazingly good with a bowl of rice

[@rice_frying_shrimp]

The fact that this video came out right before both Genshin Impact blowing up and the NFT craze (which fed on the same principles as gachas do, really) is honestly insane. Garnt just has a spidersense for people's obsessions...

[@StrikerstormThunder]

Gigguk: "be carefull not to spend to much money" Me: don't worry, you can not spend, what you do not have

[@ditheraith]

It's called a credit card.

[@pauldiaz5950]

But you can go into debt

[@sweetarchangel6748]

@blackrave404 And your first born child - multiple times.

[@1mol831]

@blackrave404 Some people are underage and are unable to do this, they are now immune to such.

[@cringeman6438]

Already got a 5star servant but still *keeps rolling. RNGesus: ho ho ! So youve chosen death?!

[@Peiruhn]

Yeah, two days ago when I got 2 Sigurds in a 10 roll (which I made before buying SQ packs just in case lol) I had a really hard time to keep myself for buying packs anyway and rolling away lol

[@anon2234]

"A universal mechanic called: Rate up is a lie" Yeah CSGO has been doing this for a long time now.

[@treebush]

Gran Blue fantasy has been doing that for even longer when people were rocking flip phones.

[@pierrecurie]

.001% -> .002% is technically double rate!

[@Casey-cy6ph]

@@pierrecurie How to lie with statistics

[@samhopwood3287]

"Hundreds of dollars for a PNG," is pocket change for NFT owners.

[@emuhaha]

New Gigguk video on Christmas 2021: "I Spent $1000 buying Maid Alstofo in FGO"

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"Sometimes it takes a real man to become best girl" Speedwagon approves of this

[@colstonish2168]

mustache man holy shit

[@hawaskapujari8048]

Hats off to u sir

[@kaosgoban1778]

ur everywhere

[@LordofHydro]

You're one year late

[@DiracComb.7585]

People think the Speedwagon foundation’s primary goals are environmental conservation, medical research, and getting the Joestars out of a bind, but their true purpose is to try and create a guy who can succeed the original Speedwagon as best girl

[@JohnFinger1996]

Fate characters extremely dumbed down "oh, I know fate! where every female historical figure is a hot girl and every male historical figure is a hot girl. And also sometimes a loli." -Gigguk, 2020.

[@jochemtieman6546]

Regardless its still my favourite anime with attack on titan and akame ga kill

[@kami9143]

Who's dumb down?

[@emperor_ra]

Is there Stalin and Hitler Chan, if no then I sad

[@JohnFinger1996]

@@emperor_ra i... have no response to that, lol.

[@joaogabrieloliveira7101]

@@emperor_ra well, there's Oda Nobunaga, if that's enough

[@jembay09]

This video got me to try out Arknights and I gotta say that it has blown my expectations out of the water. Like you said, it starts off as a tower defense game that a quadriplegic toddler could win at, but quickly turns into an addicting experience with Civ VI levels of micro-managing. It has really changed the way I think of Gacha games. ...and the *cough* art is really...cultured

[@apairofsteeltoedboots4729]

I’m just happy my first 10 headhunt was exusiai

[@Archangels_righthandboi]

Ah yes, the one sniper-class unit that can melt possibly any enemy unit.

[@thelegacyofgaming2928]

The only gacha I play. Nothing else looks good, not even Genshin (visually it's obviously good, but I mean gameplay wise and the design of characters in AK can't be beat)

[@ousmaailayoub5727]

​@@thelegacyofgaming2928 Try Punishing Gray Raven, best gameplay in a mobile game, can also play it on pc.

[@ashi9652]

​@@ousmaailayoub5727 starting now will be a pain. There are many great constructs coming. If I had started now I would probably spent a fair bit. Even tho you can just save up if you are patient.

[@karusen7]

So who's telling him Saber Astolfo is a thing?

[@notfutomomo3424]

Waiting for that pp to come in NA...... yeah, i said that.

[@godwindosdos3409]

He'll notice when the banner comes 😂

[@kurokonatsuki3170]

Shhhh~~ let his soul rest

[@nisnast]

Is Saber Astolfo even good?

[@amiwyugly341]

I think he’s better than okita

[@catcherj1080]

There’s a saying in Pokémon that applied well here. “If its not 100% accurate, its 50% accurate.” And from personal experience 5% when it matters.

[@Raxyz_0]

_laughs in Xcom_

[@bulbusarues]

MandJTV?

[@dblackdrake]

If you take ten 90 percent shots, 1 will miss.

[@iron_Will]

Good ol’ focus blast. There’s a philosophy regarding Fire Emblem that’s similar: if it’s less than 50%, it’s 0%. Until it isn’t.

[@excaliburofgachagames9241]

There is a saying in neverwinter "80% chance of getting something is really only a 20% chance of getting something"

[@luthfi7063]

Can't wait for Gigguk losing his mind seeing Astolfo Saber when is come out

[@NatureChannelEnclave]

Thank God for USA Clairvoyance.

[@edgarpena5199]

Support patreon to the Astolfo Saber experience.

[@DapimpBDSD]

@@NatureChannelEnclave NA clairvoyance

[@oniikaps]

"theyre meant to be played in small bursts of time" me, having been farming azur lane for the past 2 hours, with lots of oil left : "hmm, interesting"

[@wakatsuki4563]

Chad: rookie numbers

[@marcorodriguez8792]

I love Azur Lane

[@YataTheFifteenth]

My crying dumbass who spent 6 hours trying to perfect clear an Arknights event stage: "bursts. Mm. Yep. Fuck."

[@totin2527]

"I'd saved up enough saint quartz" sees 142 oh no you poor baby

[@lordtouchme77]

Hey its really hard for f2p to save up more than 150 sq bcs gacha keep giving us cute waifu every months.

[@pixel7649]

As a F2P, i got 2 Eresh during the Christmas event with 120 SQ... just pray to RNJesus...

[@nazrael8826]

I blew 180 sq on Karna's banner only to get np3 Atalante. Then I got a summoning ticket from daily logins and I thought, nothing can hurt me anymore. Then, the carrot boi arrived in silver-turned gold rider card. *Gacha taketh and gacha giveth*

[@cursedex3755]

You guys roll? I still have 342 SQ which I saved for no good reason and I've only been playing for 69 days

[@daolong51279]

@@cursedex3755 Skadi Banner is nigh. Roll on that.

[@pblqntnn]

No one tell him about 5 star astolfo in a maid outfit. He’s not ready Edit: correction Bunny* maid outfit also wtf 2k likes!?

[@southparkking2]

You fool, this message is getting likes, you have doomed him to destitution!!

[@PowerArmorV113]

*Cuts to Gigguk doing the "Praise the sun" emote and trying to stretch out of it, as weird as it may look*

[@dougb369]

HAAAAAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!! HAAAAAAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!!

[@hansb6843]

Indeed he must not know this ancient relic.

[@kingstonlor9969]

Hahaha

[@KamenSentaiGavan]

The reason it took him so long to get Astolfo was cause he was praying to the wrong deity. It’s not the gacha lords, it’s RNGesus.

[@xenoblade3981]

lol

[@TheDigitalWeeb]

snansdunce I do constantly

[@ushikiii]

Ah. I know him too well after 5 years of playing World of Tanks.

[@ThuggishDD]

Lmao

[@SulfuricDrake]

Some would call me a priest of RNGesus I once pulled 2 Merlins in FGO in one pull

[@MayBlaze0]

You know, I thought the whole concept of gacha games was insane and always wondered how people could spend so much money on a game without that complex of a innate system. People always complaining about $70 video games but here are normal people spending $500 for anime picture. I thought they were crazy. And then I started playing a gacha game.

[@Christmaswastaken]

Anyone gonna tell him that we get a free 4-Star Servant of our choice like, roughly every year so he could've gotten Astolfo without spending?

[@deadbirbs]

Shhh. Save that for after he finds out about five star bunny maid astolfo.

[@bugg3d466]

shhh that thing saved my walllet

[@Urd-Vidan]

Plus, if Lost Belt 6 is coming out soon, the Arturian Knights and Celt Knights are gonna get some upgrades, which might include our trap boi, Astolfo.

[@grassporridge8852]

Really, he should've looked up enough info to already know that.

[@ArxGaming67]

@@Urd-Vidan Bruh. Astolfo is from like. 200 Years AFTER Arthurian Era. But Celt Knight Updates? OH FUCK LET'S GO SCATHACH

[@juantinoco4633]

Gigguk: “I just spent 400 dollars for a jpg” Dtdatruth: “first time?”

[@shadowmonarch6298]

"spent 400 dollars for a d*ck" hurts more

[@Calsuis]

The homie truth and his chase for the rainbow goku and frieza is something I’m never gonna forget

[@ShinyGalaX]

Lmfao I was waiting for someone to mention truth

[@wilsonyu7253]

Watching truth pull in dokkan reminds me not to throw my money at the game

[@sw9rd]

Watching him on that Gotenks banner still hurts me

[@frederick4381]

Nobody: Gigguk: throwing money at 2d women Also Gigguk: actually gaining money because of advertisements (atleast I hope so)

[@b4s1l1sc]

He seemingly got demonetized

[@ottovonbismarck4497]

I dont see adds on the video

[@hiyum5574]

Alex Toderas I got ads

[@therawfish3838]

hes doesnt have sponsor in this vi d

[@SylvAlternate]

haha adblock go brrrrr

[@AlmightyAhab]

“I just spend $400 on a fucking JPEG”. Wow this joke aged….. quite well actually.

[@gnilbis7859]

Yeah....

[@HoustonJones]

That sigh at the beginning was the sigh of a man who knows he did something regrettable

[@eimaj3185]

Why are you here

[@Za_Ra_bruh]

Wha...

[@ishmaelfuntime1884]

"Sometimes it takes a real man to become best girl." Never let Gigguk forget he said this

[@victort.2583]

But he's not wrong, and it's not just Astolfo - see Robert E.O. Speedwagon

[@iciest.icy.n.icy.rice.1]

Yes!

[@wroughtiron6031]

"Cute anime girls" 3:00 *Shows Caster Gil* Man of culture right there.

[@Hawwwlucha]

he definitely read babylonia to understand cas gil's appeal as what a good boss should be tbh

[@mosesracal6758]

Yeah the only thing I respect for Gacha is its transparency. Gacha developers would even announce the drop rates and while they often dont advertise it, its easily accessible information. Also since it doesnt have competitive multiplayer, it can never be P2W - but I digress

[@TheLaXandro]

>the lore says Astolfo is weak >the original stories say Astolfo is weak >Even Astolfo himself says he's weak >try levelling him up >he's weak I don't know what I expected.

[@ucduy572]

You're the best

[@ucduy572]

At comedy

[@civicrider5556]

yeah, he's ok except the part that his NP actually gives the evade buff which is advantageous

[@kohtahirano4546]

The feminine penis make up for their weakness.

[@Germanempireaboolilel]

At least he is cute.

[@Ms.Strahl]

Let's be honest here: the *real* clickbait was putting Ishtar in the thumbnail.

[@ebering4.039]

Nah, not really, I have her already

[@syfus660]

Useless goddess..

[@tart6178]

Eresh >>> Ishtar let's be real

[@penguindrummer252]

There is a legit debate to be had about whether ishtar does more work to clickbait people or astolfo.

[@syfus660]

@@tart6178 You speak the truth.

[@Kurobeau]

I'd like to add. Gacha is essentially Japan's version of casino's bc of the countries strict gambling laws. And gacha used/uses loopholes to be able to continue (like legally having to show the percent drop rate of each character), and gacha has been rediculiusly popular here in Japan for ages.

[@johnnywu8708]

Kurobeau Booster packs are also the same thing. People argue that certain boxes guarantee at least 1 card of the highest rarity, but in the end it's no different. Just like how there are variation of booster boxes, there are variations of the gacha.

[@kiritsu9582]

7:30 this is quite literally why i started watching fate series. Not only did I watch every. single. anime. I also play FGO on a regular basis, I went through all routes in FSN visual novel, and I played through the entirety of FHA. I also memorized almost all servants that ever appeared in the franchise. I can also summarize all holy grail wars, tell you how Chaldea inventions work (yes, I know how shit like laplace, chaldeas or fate work). ALL FOR THE SAKE OF A BETTER JERK OFF. IM NOT ASHAMED OF IT. NOW I KNOW WHY THAT PARTICULAR ANIME GIRL CALLED THIS GUY HER MASTER. I CAN READ ALL THE DIALOGUES IN HER VOICE AND I UNDERSTAND HER PSYCHOLOGICAL BACKGROUND.

[@kiritsu9582]

i need help

[@kraithus]

@@kiritsu9582 nah, You're good

[@kiritsu9582]

@@kraithus thanks buddy

[@unfunnyvalentine9153]

Yorokobe shounen.

[@mohammadhamza4059]

Damn that some dedication

[@aaeve5676]

You forgot the worst part of gacha game, getting the character you want when you're so far ahead that you're out of resources to upgrade them.

[@voilavoila196]

Laugh in FGO where I got Jalter when I was lvl 5 with 30 SQ....never saw my luck again

[@knweeb514]

That’s me with genshin impact so I’m waiting until my main team is maxed out then work on other characters for other teams

[@dipereira0123]

@@voilavoila196 Jesus fucking christ, I spent 390 sq to get her.... and saw youtubers spending way more and fail. FGO has no mercy

[@axis9038]

@@dipereira0123 at least f2p is almost the same difficulty as p2p

[@OmalleyDoc]

@@axis9038 Ehhhh I dunno... getting the right high tier characters can let you steam roll a LOT of content (Thank you Jack, thank you OG Jeanne, thank you Exusiai)

[@lhp8945]

imagine Gigguk found out that there's Astolfo Saber

[@J-rome]

Go up. We need part 2

[@arpitdas4263]

😳

[@enterprise9696]

I think he does know at 21:09 you can see astolfo saber at the top right

[@kevinhanandi]

imagine when he gonna roll again, see golden saber, hoping for astolfo and instead just another siegfried

[@saihanmarshall5287]

RavenGames That says servant though

[@Zeryn13]

There are things that are beautiful because one cannot possess them - Gilgamesh

[@trex0004]

Gilgamesh bein meta

[@ovoro]

I feel that sometimes.

[@justindalton8701]

Jalter and istar, spent about 150

[@SifsBestFriend]

@@justindalton8701 Dude I used 330 sq to get Jalter and didn’t get her.

[@justindalton8701]

@@SifsBestFriend real money*

[@gudakoalter]

Getting your waifu in FGO is way too addicting.

[@Divicy]

“Who ever said Gacha games were like drugs is a liar, cause drugs are way cheaper.”

[@geniprime]

Drugs are temporary... Pnj waifus are eternal

[@demigodz6944]

-Gigguk 2020

[@realhumanbean7915]

geni&zero dobleduo Until the game shuts down Wait nevermind they’re not closing when they’re getting thousands of bucks by weebs

[@aoisakai1759]

I play gacha game for 10 year and never spend money,and I not play more than 3 hours

[@lonelybag8510]

yes, and the high drugs give you is way longer than the high you get from pulling, rolling or summoning.

[@lucifab3702]

Gigguk: "... isn't this a way to fund your addiction to cute anime girls?" *shows picture of Gilgamesh* yeah, that sounds about right, actually

[@jzesu9889]

And he also keeps talking about Waifus, cute girls and anime tiddies while also showing clips of Touken Ranbu which is a game filled with Husbandos.

[@r3zaful]

You mongrel, he can change his gender as he pleases

[@janelletaboada6673]

Nobody tell Gigguk about 5 star Saber Astolfo with bunny ears and maid outfit

[@whenthecatwontgetinthebox5769]

Installs F:GO

[@RetryOfHealGuy]

@@whenthecatwontgetinthebox5769 Hey, that's hell you're walking into.

[@TheActualFather]

@@whenthecatwontgetinthebox5769 he will come out in less than 2 years in fgo NA. so you need to wait

[@hunterofdarkness8329]

This...is very tempting Proceeds to type bank number

[@rareawesomegamer7405]

Nobody tell him about four star tickets

[@amartya11]

I love the fate ubw reference, "that's hell you're walking into".

[@RobertChen]

"Siegfried, not bad!" FGO players: I feel pity for you

[@xainreaper6458]

I feel Sumanai for you.

[@kevindelgado1459]

I got Weaver on my second pull

[@GAMEcube12]

he is not so bad together with george i hit enemies like a truck

[@FierDuxt96]

Sumanai.　済まない　(I am sorry)

[@OtakuExtreme25]

You dont know how good he is with merlin or Shakespeare

[@RandomWatcher840]

He wasn't even rolling on Astolofos single rate up, that poor bastard.

[@MyVanir]

Different banners.

[@lookingforlove839]

@@MyVanir look who's on the rate up on the black faction: not fucking astolfo

[@BaileyZK]

@@lookingforlove839 Astolfo *was* on rate-up... just alongside every *other* Apocrypha 4*. Honestly I'm amazed he got him at all! XD PS. No one tell him about the 4* exchange ticket

[@KenKen004]

Story of my life right here.

[@lindlindlindlindlind]

Bruh

[@water_color]

SIMP

[@reddragon-3115]

Dokkan battle got me hyped for the 5th year anniversary,my wallet doesn’t seem to agree

[@AJ-zx7kx]

@@water_color simp lol

[@vantheanimeman1855]

Haha same, the current game I’m currently whaling in is Seven Deadly Sins grand cross.

[@bryanpineda2096]

"WHY YES I LOVE GACHA GAME, I LOVE HAVING TO WATCH STUFF HAPPENS ABOUT 80% OF THE TIME AND MINDLESSLY BUTTON MASH!!!"

[@whippersnapper7632]

Gigguk: i spent $1000 on gacha games DaTruthDT: those are rookie numbers

[@_archit_sahay]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. I Got that Reference 😂😂😂😂.

[@bigboychris6348]

Facts

[@ItsJustYare]

I was hoping someone would compare them

[@Senor_Exotic]

didnt expect to see that here

[@Mizer1822]

Gigguk: starts talking about nobody bringing up farming Me: alt tabs back to my gacha game on nox currently farming, "i don't know what he's talking about" my wife: looks up from her phone that she was doing some farming on in her gacha game, "I don't know what he's talking about..."

[@pixel7649]

My Nerdy friend: *pops out from the window with two phones in his hand* Did i hear "FARMIN"?

[@royalrampage4643]

ikr Fox Mines?

[@MidgarMerc]

I imagine he means when people criticize the games not in community discussions

[@clementgoh9270]

FUCKING BRONZE/SILVER MATS. QP HELL GOD

[@kyriaraijin]

As a veteran in gacha gaming ......... farming is a normal thing Like every day i do it

[@haikygt]

"Fate:GO is the final boss of gacha games with 1% 5 star rate" Summoners war: *Laughs in 0.5 and 0.35% rates*

[@rafav1087]

Faxxxx

[@1mol831]

Play boring games like international chess or go free. Alternatively go play some pubg like-games, clash royale like-games or even bloons tower defense. They are way better than these run of the mill gacha games.

[@haikygt]

@@1mol831 Well I sure as hell aint gonna whale on gachas ever lol. But clash royale is even more of a p2w fkfest xD

[@bluewolf7111]

@@haikygt the problem with fgo is not so much the rates, and most players dont seem to realize this but its about how much premium currency it gives you, around 19 pulls per month, wich is near nothing, if the 5* chance is 1% the average is one every five months, aka two 5* servants and a half every year. And they pump new characters so much more often than that, so you're never gonna have even half the characters as a f2p, let alone all of them, and im not even gonna get into the whole np level. Meanwhile stuff like arknights gives you about 25 rolls per month, and with double the chance it means about one 6* every two months, or six of them every year on average, and you can use your entire base to get more premium currency, altho its not recommended you can do it and it gets you like 10 extra rolls per month. MASSIVE difference. I've seen f2p players who have all the characters, its all about luck but its not out of the realm of possibilities. And arknights isnt even that special, most gacha games are better than fgo in the gacha system aspect. Edit: I forgot to add, arknights also increases the rate of a 6* by 1% every pull after 60 pulls without one, so basically you get one much faster than the normal average.

[@FlamingNinjaBoi]

Funny thing about Summoner's War is the real problem wasn't even the monster rates - it was the drop rates on runes. So many useless attributes that you didn't want on whatever monsters you were trying to gear up - you'd spend weeks or maybe even months farming literally the same stage just to get one great rune. I will never forget the term 'GB10 Team' for as long as I live.

[@CrystalParadise]

“The chances of getting the rarest waifus is less that 1%” cries in genshin ;-;

[@whahwhahwee173]

Gigguk: I'm not going to spend money for the sake of spending money Title:

[@andyzardxy4454]

The real Astolfo was the Siegfrieds we made along the way.

[@Kelvin_Foo]

All of the "Sumanais"

[@hdngyn]

And the Juliets (or you guys burn em?)

[@pforgottonsoul]

i think it's funny that he only wanted one of the SRs and got pretty much every SSR on the banner except maybe jeanne before getting astolfo.

[@moebiwan6556]

This should be pinned 🤣🤣🤣

[@Sorarixicaric]

Just wait till astolfo saber comes to na for gigguk. >:3

[@jasonhill2879]

FGO Fans: Only 1000$ what a amateur

[@MW_Asura]

P A T H E T I C

[@NicholasJScott]

As a FGO player i can object this clai...oh wait Skadi is coming in NA nevermind I plan to spend my college fund on that character

[@misharadko6626]

It do be like that

[@BruLeeArts]

*Me juggling FGO, Epic Seven, and Arknights. " Guess I'll die."

[@mariot8732]

Tohousniper98: what a casul

[@pehpehkia]

The first 10 seconds of the video feels like an intro to NFTs right now

[@UltimaPhoenix-dx3kt]

"Rolling can get addictive" Can't get addicted if you're f2p and hoard tens of thousands of game currency while skipping banners that feature limited super strong units, all while waiting for the one unit you like to show up on a rate-up banner

[@macacogermanicopseudo-suli6758]

Fucking relatable im up to 400 quartz waiting for gil archer on setember in fate grand order

[@Royalben-zc1ty]

GOETIA lol you got a long way to go

[@tyrus1235]

@@macacogermanicopseudo-suli6758 I'm trying to get to 300 before Summer BB banner. I really want to get her!

[@simonhailom2477]

Nice.

[@Thedude3rd]

And then still not get the one character you want

[@Dekross]

"I just spent 1000$ in JPEG" Man, they weren't even PNGs?

[@letsrank9349]

He got scammed

[@Zotarian]

Tbh the fate story just gets better and better the further you go, it’s fantastic

[@hughjnus4256]

No cap lostbelt 2 tmr

[@zainiikhwan9405]

Oh dang, my phone died during Guda3.... Have fun in Skadiland guys 😢

[@water_color]

Tfw CCC Event is actually the best EoR story

[@sujalakasl2135]

I'm watching UBW right now and I'm already hooked. I'm so looking forward to delving deeper into the fate lore.

[@kusogakirenfir]

All the lostbelts legit deserve anime adaptations. That's how great they are.

[@FuzeRG]

That title "I just spent $100 for a jpeg" has aged amazingly with NFTs

[@b1acksteve]

The funniest thing about this, if Gigguk just waited till the end of the year he could have gotten Astolfo for free with the SR ticket we get around November.

[@floricel_112]

.....that is hilarious

[@JSNDragon]

@@floricel_112 Yeah FGO generally gives 1 guaranteed 4 star servant ticket/year.

[@grimlock1440]

Yep, and like in a year and a half we will get a free non limited SSR ticket. God bless coronavirus, if you know what I mean lol

[@kapsize_8251]

"Wow! These people spending thousands of dollars on Gacha Games need to get their addiction in check" *Continues opening CS:GO cases

[@RhiannonSenpai]

Now Gigguk is officially a whale for Astolfo.

[@gurdimeikenskjaldi5060]

playing gacha games can turn you into a cetacean?

[@insertusername8450]

Gurdim Eikenskjaldi of course, just like how the internet turned us into JoJo fans *The most cursed of creatures*

[@nay-glee2906]

Brings flashbacks to Naruto blazing pvp

[@alonsoajb]

Seems he really loves Asstolfo

[@manuelsputnik]

Astolfo, best girl.

[@samthemessiah9330]

"I just spent 1000 on a jpeg" this was a joke only a year ago. We have gone beyond satire lmao

[@dendron3969]

“If it's not 0%, then it's basically the same as 100% with a credit card.” -Simon maybe

[@xds4102]

Me an fgo player: Arknights has 2% on ssr?!?! My friend who plays Arknights: yeah, it's horrib- Me: THAT HIGH?! My friend: EXCUSE ME?

[@bankkunarak]

also have pity rate up after hitting 60 rolls

[@ECLIPSE-THESUN]

literally 2% is amazing, I played summoners war for AGES and that shit has a 0.5% SUMMON RATE I play 7ds grand cross now and thats 3% and I'm living for it

[@badhazen]

Uhm, is this the time to tell you Azur Lane has 7% for an SSR?

[@shadowofdimentio4618]

@@bankkunarak Pity Rate up is the saviour of some Gachas and I pray FGO one day gets one... please. But Pity has saved my ass in Magia Record

[@KuroTora-]

I play both, Arknights also has this ticket system (like the friend point summon almost). You can filter out select tag to get operators you want, and two of the tags limit the summon to 5 and/or 6 stars. My gatcha life is a breeze in that game.

[@PitangerTrad]

"Overall I've spent about $0 on Dragalia Lost" Yeah, seems about right. The community is actually even asking for more incentive to the devs to give them money. This is not a joke.

[@DonChalant]

Yeah I actually want to throw them money but its rare for a pack thats worth spending money on shows up. Characters I almost always get what I want within a few rolls so i dont need to spend on them, what I'd like to spend on is a pack for some resources.

[@dullahaut329]

Just about the only thing that's actually worth the money are Dream Summons, and sometimes Platinum Summons - and for those who might be reading this and don't know, they're literally guaranteed 5 star deals, where with Dream Summons you literally get your pick of any non-limited 5 star in the game. Both of those only come around every once in while.

[@VectorCross]

Tbf, it does have split banners which I honestly dislike, but could see as their reason to make people spend. I honestly think that Dragalia Lost could make some good money if they added skins/costumes like GBF as it would at least give me a reason to throw some money at them.

[@PitangerTrad]

@@VectorCross split banners have disappeared for 3 events already

[@Stocking.mp3]

@@PitangerTrad I mean it's not like they were THAT common anyways

[@Rizu.]

21:43 np Sometimes it takes a real man to be best girl

[@hedpets2175]

Alt title: cult researcher got absorbed into the cult willingly after spending time with them

[@kilroy6806]

this sounds like some lovecraft shit

[@josephsteven1600]

@@kilroy6806 don't worry cute girl Abigail Williams in fgo has the one the elder gods inside her (can't remember which one and sure I'm it not cthtulu)

[@demigodz6944]

@@kilroy6806 Apparently Abigail exists in FGO and that just makes your statement more valid

[@demigodz6944]

@@josephsteven1600 Yog-Sothoth

[@josephsteven1600]

@@demigodz6944 thank you

[@matthewgamr4546]

"If it's not 0%, then it's basically the same as 100%...with a credit card." -gigguk 2020

[@alabaster3535]

That actually sounds as something like Shirou would say lol

[@Nanashi--Sama]

"Is the secret just cute anime girls?" Yes. Yes it is.

[@grlt23]

Pay to Waifu XD

[@ThatLazyyGuy]

Cute anime girls and Astolfo

[@gaara4667]

Not a secret anymore

[@shion126]

Whitebeard is a waifu 🤔, seems about right so take my money

[@Nanashi--Sama]

Just happy I have my Chocita JPEG to love forever ❤

[@berjutausahaindonesia144]

KOO..KOOO.. DAAA... YOOO!!!! damn it gigguk this video already around for ages but because of this.. because of this i just know the sources of that cursed voice... and i heard that voice.. over.. and over... and over... she had 10dp at elite 1 and as a 3 star she is got enough as an opening operator. Damn.

[@zaregoto6022]

"They may had great luck rolling strong servants, but the real hell starts here namely with leveling and ascending them" - Gudako from FGO learning with manga

[@SwagBroPlays]

Cries in 1 year old Lvl 80 SSR

[@HellecticMojo]

Goddamn EVIL BONES!

[@Edax_Royeaux]

Considering that I only rolled for Okita last year, then only rolled for Okita this year, the leveling and ascending part wasn't so hard.

[@anadaere6861]

Cries in 216 chains for a man who liked freedom so much he zerg rushed Europe for it

[@jackthomas4535]

A man tried to learn their secrets, but instead became one of them.

[@kallenlivesmatter3229]

The power of the other side

[@SabsWithR]

CDawg: $10,000 worth of JoJo merch Joey: $5000 worth of manga collection Gigguk: $1000 worth of waifus I see you all are men of culture

[@bier5178]

Together they are trash taste

[@MahiruuuVT]

Cdawg probably whaling for Arknights too, he even posted a tweet about his addiction playing Arknights

[@thecommenter5278]

Don't forget Akidearest bought a bubbletea "toy"

[@godavid8130]

I really want to see them find out how much Chinese CS:GO players pay for pixels

[@newbie4789]

Na. Garnt has more culture

[@tcplays4371]

“It should be illegal for a mobile game to have soundtrack this good” Dokkan battle:

[@LongXue]

Astolfo: "Sometimes it takes a real man, to become best girl" Also Ansel: ...

[@r3zaful]

He is a dog

[@aego2341]

@@r3zaful no, Ansel's a Cautus (aka bunny)

[@porokichin7878]

Hey, Ansel is pretty cool ok

[@Uj8lik]

Wait... Ansel male?

[@QuantumLeclerc]

@@r3zaful Ansel is a lop bunny, same race as ops like Rope (cautus)

[@Magician12345]

gacha artist be like "its not about the money its about sending a message" *jokervoice*

[@lonelybag8510]

and the gacha company is like: "look at all this degenerates wasting their money"

[@kkingdrs6630]

lonely bag more like yes give me power

[@marcourielramirezlopez1120]

I'll just leave this here... kzbin.info/www/bejne/bYSQdXqKd7-IZ5Y

[@tomasc8346]

2020: How many bad decisions you want to make ? Gigguk: YES

[@1mol831]

I rather spend money on investing on Chad Industries.

[@alexbaraldo8756]

Coming back to this game. And hear Garnt praising Dragalia Lost, makes me shed a tear of sadness. RIP greatest Gacha RPG ever made. (Also how ironic that a year later him comparing DG to P5, they would actually make a collab)