I Spent 72 Hours Locked in a Japanese Hotel Room

[@carloscampos1824]

For a second, I thought he did this out of choice, and I didn't even question it

[@alexprus7953]

Same

[@IB21066]

thats the connor we are used to

[@RexZShadow]

Same

[@Matt_364]

Same

[@nesswabbit]

"don't die in the room, that would be inconvenient" - Japan 101.

[@Sundram.]

@@elf5414 I think it's not only in Japan, other countries too

[@marcelbernardo3302]

@@elf5414 well if i get told that someone died in my hotel room i would prefer to change my room

[@marcelbernardo3302]

@@elf5414 idk, personal preference i guess? I'm not superstitious but when you tell me that someone had died in my room, i would be uncomfortable. I assume most people would too.

[@e_jii_]

After listening to the Trash Taste Quarantine episode and watching this, I can't help but think about Garnt's quarantine experience versus Connor's. It would have been hilarious if there was a insert of Garnt and Sydney in their big queen suite, classical music playing in the background and they are laughing at peasants . Then it immediately cuts back to Connor.

[@TheIronArmenianakaGIHaigs]

Connor on that grind making a quarantine Hotel into content 😎

[@saethorkarl700]

love your vids, interesting to see that you like connor

[@DismemberTheAlamo]

Its legit a big brain move.

[@kartoffelbauczh9554]

Easiest content that ever came his way

[@tomppeli.]

Waste of 72 hours in my mind any other way

[@YourKurohime]

Well funny enough Markiplier did the same a while back when he went to Canada for a bit

[@Micaboii]

I love how the food looks like they've just googled food around the world and pieced the first 10 things they saw together into one tray amazing :')

[@RatQueer]

Something about receiving 6 pieces of macaroni and 3 grapes with his salad hit. It was like the worst sample platter.

[@menthol1234]

I’m just here worried like how do you get full on this and I’m 130lbs

[@chappeah]

You shoulda seen quarantine meals in the military. I was genuinely jealous that connor got that delicious looking meal

[@tazmoir]

If the world is just Europe, then yes.

[@allentoyokawa9068]

@@RatQueer looked good to me, being FREE

[@nakazora]

They can't blame me if I carefully and absent-mindedly lock myself out of the room. I was just following instructions.

[@Truecrimeresearcher224]

I know right. I would be like I listened to instructions and here we are

[@Disig]

Connor: My husband and I broke up...tune in next time when we get back together. Me: Ah, so a new Chris and Connor video soon, gotcha.

[@Lilitanye]

You read my mind lol

[@psyOmicron]

The announcer's voice is positively dystopian. Feels like Connor is competing in the Hunger Games or the Purge

[@Salemraine]

Or squid game or Alice in borderland

[@Delogii]

It's terrifying

[@allentoyokawa9068]

Not really, it serves a good purpose

[@jschn7074]

@@Salemraine squid game if you want to be relevant

[@BlamedAxis]

“They have *Florida* ,why the heck do *we* need to quarantine?” You know what, that’s a solid argument

[@zigowl1193]

Yeah, but the UK has Boris Johnson in charge, so..... kind of evens out.

[@xm-5178]

Yep, not a native Floridian here but I've lived in the state since 2010. This place is ripe full of dip shts

[@apeg457]

Because unlike the rest of the US or even the world Covid has been on the decline for while now in Florida

[@melb4161]

Florida's numbers are low compared to many other states.

[@Jack-fw4mw]

@@melb4161 When your government actively tries to avoid testing, numbers often end up looking really good.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

6:37 "It's me, your morning view!" One of those unexpected fanservice moments in anime

[@Just.a.weeb-01]

Ok

[@septicsorcerer9620]

There are so many fakes I don't know which one is real.

[@sandeepaweerasinghe120]

Okay, like baiter

[@timingbubble3609]

Bro Wtf are you everywhere

[@GoldenFlashRazer]

One day you will grow that mustache!

[@saikobanters4323]

Connor isn't voluntarily torturing himself for once, what a surprise!

[@bohlam6c]

Fast foward to the 3 days subathon, where he (kinda) locked himself in a room to stream.

[@RecoveringChristian]

Wish I could be there with him to haunt his nightmares

[@SgtPotShot]

It's not a love hotel, and Chris isn't there to share in the misery.

[@benoconnor3160]

Well technically yes it’s voluntary because he chose to travel to and from the U.K. either way it sucks lmao

[@atakoranodonbrachiosaurus1209]

@@benoconnor3160 well, isn't it more involuntary, really? it's not like he chose the uk to be his country of origins, also the man hadn't visited his family in 2 years! yes, it was his choice to visit and then return, a textbook example, but would that really be voluntary? sure, it isn't exactly involuntary either, but wouldn't anyone feel a need to visit one's family (if you had a pleasant one, and indeed have one left) after such a period of time? is that really voluntary? yeah, he chose to return under conditions to be quarantined (voluntary), but he didn't know he would have to stay +5h in an airport, only to be confined in a _poorly ventilated_ room, both of which I think you would agree wasn't voluntary or specified. there's only so much a piece of paper can convey what you have to go through, which it prolly even didn't yea, this is most likely a matter of bad timing, and as you said, sucks. although safety procedures are a necessity, that isn't an excuse for treating them "like cattle" as he described it on trash taste.

[@kyleb8117]

Connor: "The UK has to stay for 3.5 days. ...so America--" Me: "We probably stay for a week or something stupid." Connor: "--doesn't have to stay in a quarantine hotel..." Me: *surprised Pikachu face* Please wearing a mask and careful absentmindedly locked yourself out of your room.

[@britchicknusa125]

As an American I was super surprised 🙀 like really

[@martiddy]

I guess Japan don't know that America is literally the country with most active cases of Covid.

[@josebeteta8283]

@@martiddy They probably know, but because of how many of us there are, they are fine with just being vaccinated (as long as you come from a “green” state), if I had to guess

[@joeymayson8279]

"Merica fck yea

[@nozarashi4329]

I'm not surprised at all because plenty of Americans would rather die and/or let other people die than do anything to prevent the virus from spreading, and Japan apparently knows this. That or what Jose Beteta said.

[@anotherlee_]

Idk why I'm still shocked to see Connor pants-less when we've literally watched him strip in cosplay videos

[@kennhern]

And he has said on Trash Taste that he sleeps naked

[@magamisic5924]

@@kennhern The only way to sleep!

[@shadowreaver752]

@@magamisic5924 dude it feels weird sleeping naked.

[@Mutterschwein]

@@shadowreaver752 You get used to it after a few days.

[@estekel2]

At this point I'm sure Connor has spent more time on hotels and motels that I'll ever spend in my entire life.

[@StevePlaysSteveplaysyotube]

@here we go again I like the translation google

[@sechabatheletsane9784]

@here we go again Eat

[@dabillya6845]

not bringing any ladies to the nearest hotel xD?

[@Nightvss]

@@dabillya6845 He's a good boy he don't do that

[@shadowreaver752]

It's not a bad life just an expensive one.

[@NamiSwan96]

*Connor talking about his sorted trash* Me: Is that Midoriya on those drink bottles?

[@dabis_cumslut6095]

Is it?? Coz I honestly cannot see

[@NamiSwan96]

@@dabis_cumslut6095 I’m not sure but it looks awfully Midoriya shaped to me 😂

[@altenby8462]

@@NamiSwan96 considering there's laundry soap with Levi on it, yeah I wouldn't be surprised if it was Deku

[@asseater2111]

i upped the quality and zoomed in a bit bc i had to know lol but i think its just some random lady lmao

[@darkviking7135]

The people working there “Most of the visitors will be foreigners, so let’s give them a foreign breakfast.” “But what do foreigners eat for breakfast?" “Idk, french fries.”

[@mcnuggets3460]

I was thinking that too 😂

[@illuzionary7787]

Wtf is it with these bots

[@Saviorsrdenver]

It's weird, but I always see french fries at Japanese business hotel breakfast buffets. What I think the history is is that the hotels started serving them in place of hash browns or other breakfast potatoes because they also go with some western-style dinners, so it's one less reciepe to learn. Fancier hotels actually will have real hash browns these days, but they'll still have the fries because Japanese people got used to it before the hotels realized they weren't authentic.

[@Disig]

LOL I wouldn't even be mad. I'm a picky eater so I'd probably be like, thank god something I recognize!

[@abellabarbie]

Lmao

[@mysticanimation22]

Is this the true definition of insanity? CDwag cracks the case

[@98030]

@Fun With Minerals report the comment for spam I guess

[@kristianvelkov952]

Sea dwag

[@whoopwhoop4783]

Far cry 3 flashbacks*

[@ohheyitscyber2848]

CDwag

[@aceangel7757]

Lol I just clicked on your icon and it said you joined 14 years ago Jesus Christ

[@alexandwhite]

I just finished my 8 day quarantine in Jakarta Indonesia, could you even imagine that man 🤣 hope to be back in Japan again 👏🏼

[@sergeant_kitty]

You poor soul! Are you still sane after that?!

[@YurimoHikashi]

14 days is even worse

[@auanson3271]

i spent 3 weeks quranatine in Hong kong

[@MrSlimdaddybim]

I did the 4 day hotel quarentine in Jakarta last year. It wasn't so bad

[@blackjacktrial]

I got the I can't believe it's not the virus 3 week stay in ICU while ventilated version. Learning how to walk, talk and poop were the worst parts.

[@JokerShiranui]

They really just wake this man up every single day like he's a Squid Games employee

[@therestardedguy6776]

No 😳

[@HEADASSLOOKINGAHHH]

Yes

[@StarlaHartz]

Trueee

[@allentoyokawa9068]

No it is for important covid test and for breakfast, what don't people get????/

[@madhouse9330]

@@allentoyokawa9068 it was a joke dude

[@Artahe]

"It's fucking dreadful" The way Connor looked when he said that, and the way he said it, it reminded me of Gordon Ramsay lol

[@K3N71]

"They have Florida, why do we have to quarantine?" That's a very good question

[@princeapoopoo5787]

Me, a Floridian: he's a got a point there.

[@britchicknusa125]

It's a fair question..

[@wtfisthis1130]

Because the greatest superhero who ever lived is in Florida to protect us from the varus. His name is Florida man. Florida man doesn't get covid, He only gets drunker.

[@minijosed]

Me, who lives in Florida: Wha- no no, he's absolutely right

[@nagasako7]

Political clout. Simple as. Texas or Florida or California are larger GDPs than individual European countries

[@soundlyawake]

your voice. it’s a good one.

[@namxxn]

Fr he should be a voice actor

[@Jrseryous]

@@namxxn that's a great idea..he should try voicing Sebastian or something might be a good fit

[@amarevicina]

@@namxxn yeah if he ever did become a va he should voice a yaoi manga, I mean his voice is perfect for it.

[@IderuShikesu]

@@amarevicina ikr? Dude should probably even make his own and make profit out of it

[@vibinvaibe2062]

Yea he should try voice acting or sum

[@kaliland9296]

As a translator, I love the translations, it’s a nice reminder of why people should hire translators

[@jessy1982]

Connor could have done some voice lines for them, flexing his voice acting experience. xD

[@CatsMeowPaw]

@@jessy1982 "Good morning peasants!"

[@leonardowijayanto8769]

Damn right, they are~

[@inkstainedgirl]

Chris comparing airline food , saying its better, clearly has never had food on an american airline flight. They ask you chicken or steak? what they really mean is rubber or wood.

[@rintaichou]

It's almost been 2 full years and I miss just being in the business Hotel.

[@thatsockspanda9073]

Yo

[@jama211]

Right? I'm at the point where I miss being yelled at for doing something wrong because I'm a foreigner and I didn't understand the rules. I'll take that any day, over this boring life.

[@moragodofthunder]

This

[@Kitti_B]

@@jama211 you got yelled at for what? That didn't happen to me when I was there O.o

[@andrewkaminskas7721]

Remember folks, "Two Weeks To Stop The Spread!" WAKE THE FUCK UP

[@natures_neighbor]

I just moved to Japan as a JET and we had a pretty similar experience with a few key differences. Our quarantine lasts for TWO WEEKS but we can move freely throughout the hotel but are STRONGLY discouraged from dining at any restaurants or congregating in groups to chat. There's a garden we can go to for some fresh air but masks MUST stay on. The food they give us is uhh... Well, lets just say I've chosen to buy almost all my meals from Lawsons. Anyway, glad to see you made it back to Japan Connor!

[@barbievale]

"masks MUST stay on" Right. Like everywhere in the world, right? ... Right?

[@halamk657]

Could you please tell me, if I'm travelling to sendai (rented flat), can I quarentine in Sendai or do I have to stay in tokyo where I'm going to be landing until my quarentine is finished ?

[@natures_neighbor]

@@halamk657 It really depends on what country your coming from and how far away your flat is from the airport. Since Sendai is not very close to Narita / Haneda I would guess that you'd probably have to quarantine in a hotel near the airport but every situation is a little different. Hope that helps :) Good luck!

[@halamk657]

@@natures_neighbor thank you very much ❤❤

[@DismemberTheAlamo]

Those announcements legit, make that hotel seem like a dystopian prison

[@weebpotato2366]

Nah it’s Japan. It’s kinda cool

[@WhuDhat]

Pretty nice cell 👌 I'd rather stay there than in Arizona with Oliva

[@Blue_Bird4027]

Glad i wasnt the only one who thought this

[@revenger211]

@@weebpotato2366 Cool... until you're living like a caged animal for two weeks.

[@antonygutierrez2940]

@@revenger211 reminded me of FreedomWars

[@ytnewhandlesystem42]

Connor: "I forgot what this is called." Monkes: "What a cinnamon roll."

[@emanh4keem_san420]

Quasson

[@ozidanni]

This was me too. 😂 Maybe everyone watching.

[@thespartanbeast2212]

Swiss roll?

[@redaflower4640]

What happened to Evan

[@no3ironman11100]

raisin bread?

[@XxKookieMonsterxX101]

I don’t know how I feel about Connor recording himself waking up when on the latest trash taste episode he let everyone know he sleeps naked lmao

[@CharliT-od8fw]

I- oh

[@junperignon]

Don't let the fact that we almost see Connor naked multiple times deter you from the fact that bungee gum has both the properties of both rubber and gum

[@vanh0ek]

Thank you. I needed this

[@13LegolasGreenleaf13]

I've been had

[@madhouse9330]

My God

[@madhouse9330]

@@vyu6553 it's gamzee from Homestuck

[@jelleluyten5017]

This joke is some kind semisentient SCP

[@Otterinheaven]

"I'm unbelievably tired and jetlagged!" - Conner who is probably suffering from obscene caffeine withdrawal AND Jetlag

[@HEADASSLOOKINGAHHH]

Just your average british lad

[@Lekirius]

I got quarantined at a hotel in Malaysia for 14 days last year. My room has no windows so naturally I went insane after a week of seeing no sunlight. Eagerly waiting for food is definitely relatable.

[@AustinAwsome]

I'm just imagining the hotel staff just walking by throughout the day and just hearing a man talk to himself all day, while randomly crying and laughing at times.

[@ScooterinAB]

I mean, that's kind of what it's like in Japanese offices, so...

[@Yashuop]

Claim your “here within an hour” ticket right here

[@nutothief5189]

Claimed

[@jinrex2445]

hello checkmark

[@DaFluffyFoxyy]

redeemed thanks

[@rebeccamontgomery8053]

Lol when the video says it's got 1 view you know you're too fast

[@lucasbwh2664]

hello

[@timothypage252]

Reminds me of the 24-day solitary pre-release quarantine I had to do before leaving the Feds...twice.

[@kaollakitten]

Connor hoarding his coffee for the last day...like he can't request more....

[@arturomacor3615]

I bet he'd say he's too british to ask for it, brits just suffer in silence

[@kmikc909]

totally disappointed, at no point in time you absent mindedly locked yourself out of the room as it was requested from you :(

[@Terkanil]

"They have Florida, how the %$&@ do they not have to go into quarantine?!" I had to pause and laugh for a few minutes from this one. But, he's not wrong, which is why I stay here in Utah. We aren't memed for "Utah Man" yet. (Upside though, we have Radio From Hell and the Boners of the Day to cover the dumb news.)

[@ktownpunkjr.1946]

Connor: *talks about how he feels like a pet waiting for food* *talks about how he could roam the countryside back home*

[@qq13563817153]

Remember when he felt a kinship with the welsh micropigs?

[@starcrafsf7101]

More like a prison inmate. Especially with his description of the people yelling at someone to get back inside. I will proudly wear my American hat on this when I say I will not and refuse to submit to any form of tyranny. 2 years of this BS is 2 years too long

[@sweetdandelion5150]

@@starcrafsf7101 i feel like complying and avoiding the spread of the virus would've helped not having to deal with 2 years of bullshit, but i guess people want their freedom so much they won't even work towards keeping it, lol.

[@jessy1982]

@@sweetdandelion5150 "It's my right not to wear a mask! My right not to get the vaccine! My right to not social distance! My right to die! :D" Yeah, just some basic complying of health protocols would have helped a lot.

[@sweetdandelion5150]

@@jessy1982 i don't get why its so difficult. Why its all this conspiracy bullshit about "Control". If the state wanted to track you theyd use your phones to do so... not do obedience training. There's nothing more beautiful than sacrificing yourself for your fellow humans: Sligthly inconvenience yourself for a year or so, be resposible and mindful of other's for a little while and boom... we will all go our merry ways after a bit. It makes me sad how selfish the "MuH FrEeDoMs!" Crowd is.

[@deeb4053]

Conner eating salad, trapped in his cage, just adds to his cute hamster-like appeal 😄

[@o0Avalon0o]

It's surprisingly entertaining.

[@DieAlteistwiederda]

With his hair all messed up from sleep and his clothes just thrown on quickly he definitely looked a bit like a hamster than just woke up.

[@polo619652]

The Hamtaro remake 2021 we needed.

[@coolguy3512]

*Conner doing basic human functions* Conner: it's weird, I'm not used to it.

[@auroralnseth3302]

As someone who just stays in their room 24/7, if i got internet that sounds like an absolute win

[@foregroundeclispeleon6223]

I wish I could travel but I can't afford it and I'm saving money for other things... I'm mainly indoors because of it lmao so mood

[@thetincanman2363]

I'm the same however if I couldn't leave my room whenever I wanted to grab something or eat something when I would like I would hate it

[@kampomatey7971]

True

[@Zulf85]

All I need to survive is a kettle, a bed, and an internet connection

[@KevinMiruku]

As long as I'm quarantine alone, even better.

[@grayrook8637]

How to tell the level of implicit trust in Japanese society: the hotels actually trust you with full hotels of shampoo. In America those would be gone in 30 seconds.

[@AngieBasto]

well, it is America. they love to steals while Japan you can leave your laptop on the table and get your lunch

[@Kitti_B]

When I was in Japan my boyfriend stole the bathrobes. We have an excuse. We are Eastern Europeans :D

[@alexxander966]

@@Kitti_B I always thought if you stole the robes they would charge it to your card lol

[@Kitti_B]

@@alexxander966 that never happened 😀

[@AngieBasto]

@@Brian-jv8iy Okay, everywhere, but Japan

[@hoonter_]

25:36 Connor finally explains the Dawg in his name

[@DieAlteistwiederda]

I've now seen a few videos of people who actually had to stay the full 14 days on various countries and I'm not sure how they managed to stay sane when Connor already started showing first signs of madness after a bit over 3 days.

[@destituteanddecadent9106]

Imagine solitary confinement for life. No internet, no window with a crappy view of the city even, knowing you'll never get out alive. Honestly, I think if it comes to that convicts should have the chance to choose between solitary and death row.

[@MysteriousSoulOfficial]

72 hours is an alarmingly small time to keep people in hotel quarantine, they'll keep bringing in more cases and many more big infection waves especially as they start to re-open. I've done 14 days hotel quarantine here in Australia, and in lockdown for many months last year, and quite a bit this year where it's illegal to leave your property for anything but medical treatment, exercise or grocery shopping and had to be within 5km. I've also had to self-quarantine 2 times in my room, once for 7 days cause the hospital forgot to inform me of my COVID test result (but the QLD health department wouldn't let me leave quarantine conditions until I had the written proof of a negative). But at least by doing this my state has reported no deaths from COVID in the past 6 months, and only 7 since the start of the pandemic. If we get more than a few cases, say 5 or 6 in one day we'll send the state, or at least the city and the 100km radius area around it into full lockdown to stop it quickly

[@MysteriousSoulOfficial]

I kept sane with h#nt@i and anime btw - thats how you can make it through :P

[@alcabone1126]

Yeah someone i know quarantined for 11 days in the UK. Various reasons why they had to.

[@NoOne-lq3nw]

@@MysteriousSoulOfficial hell yeah

[@madeinbusanjkjm]

People coming from America don't have to quarantine like this? Why is that?

[@Dragondude2525]

Yeah meanwhile the US is the most trainwrecked country at the moment due to this.

[@casteanpreswyn7528]

I think part of it is because we have to have a vaccine before any sort of air travel, but I dont think that is the case for the UK(could very easily be wrong tho, didn't look it up). The other option is due to the close relationship of the US and Japan, including many Japanese mega corporations having their international headquarters in the US.

[@RebelRhiannon]

The US doesn’t take kindly to anything that is done by force. We would probably have another civil war if we tried to do this.

[@casteanpreswyn7528]

@@RebelRhiannon its literally required to do the same thing in the US for anyone coming here internationally, including citizens. Lol.

[@N0t.Vincent.Charbonneau]

🐥💜🐰?

[@KiriyamaMikado]

I did the full two weeks in a hotel!! It was hell, but also my hotel was an “apartment hotel” so it was equipped with a kitchen, and was roughly the size of a small 1DK, and bath/toilet were separate. If I had to spend the two weeks in a business hotel I’m pretty sure I would’ve jumped out of the window hahaha

[@LadyPhoenix20]

I just got shocked by the fact that the Japanese government is providing quarantine hotel rooms and food for free. Meanwhile before August 9th of 2021 in Canada, you had to pay for the quarantine hotel rooms and food out of your own pocket.

[@starcrafsf7101]

Both are prisons tho. Might be a hotel, but your there involuntarily, you can’t leave, it’s a gilded cage.

[@andreseah5260]

As a Singaporean, I’m pretty surprised by that too. Had to fork out quite a sum for my 2 weeks quarantine.

[@starcrafsf7101]

@@andreseah5260 aint it great? The government(s) dam and and force you to quarantine, you don’t get to choose where, they take you there. And you get the privilege of paying for your jail cell while there at it. Oh and you don’t get to leave till they tell you that you can And somehow people still think I’m the conspiracy nut. I’m just vocal about exactly where i see this path going. And if it’s not stopped, it will end up with people being carted off and disappeared.

[@heinrichb]

Free for the person sitting in the quarantine, not so much for the taxpayers.

[@adheeshghosh7440]

@@starcrafsf7101 Um yes, because we're still in the midst of a global fucking pandemic? Lol If you don't enforce quarantine norms for the sake of community and societal health the world would be in a far worse place than it is now. Just because things are slightly better than they were doesn't mean it's okay to be complacent. Making people pay for their quarantine room is pretty shitty though, that should come out of he state's pocket, not the person's.

[@Titanium1273]

As a former Florida man, Florida is literally just a poorly moderated g-mod Dark RP server.

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

f o r m e r ?

[@rinylvinyl]

@@HopeIsADrug11037 He's dead, Jim.

[@HopeIsADrug11037]

@@rinylvinyl shit-

[@malikfaisal416]

Are you Florida woman now?

[@SgtMudbug]

Plot twist: There are no moderators for Florida.

[@azimnazlen8564]

It must be terrifying, delivering food knowing that there might be a pants less Connor just on the other side watching you.

[@aliyazdani111]

As an introvert I'm ok with quarantine, as long as there'll be some internet connection. Connor is an extrovert and this was so much pain for him.

[@Saviorsrdenver]

As an introvert who's been isolated for a day in a Japanese business hotel (typhoon) ...nooooo you won't. There's something about the knowledge that you ain't goin' NOWHERE that slooowly eats at you.

[@justsomeone1176]

@@Saviorsrdenver Yeah its like when you lose the option to even go anywhere it just slowly becomes worse because at least before you chose not to but it was nice to know that you could go somewhere if you wanted to

[@YingofDarkness]

@@Saviorsrdenver Yeah there is a difference between staying inside because you want too, and staying inside because you are forced to.

[@aliyazdani111]

@@Saviorsrdenver yeah you have a point. I guess that would be hard.

[@rosegeass2275]

This looks like a human experiment documentary on Connor losing his sanity in 3 days. The depressing arc in antagonist story.

[@mushroom_300]

"They have Florida why the fuck do we have to quarantine?" One of the best things I've ever heard coming out of Connors mouth 😂😂😂😂

[@bearVshark100]

My dream job is the guy who gets to read over bad English translations and make them readable. I call it a dream job because I've never seen evidence that it exists

[@shizo8339]

a translator?...

[@poilaaliop]

You mean a proofreader or (in some cases) copy editor. I do that, and it's not as fun as it seems. Most of the time, it's pretty boring. I have seen some hilariously janky translations though!

[@AJLaz000]

Connor: *gets a Hambagu for his first meal* The Hotel Management: "Good Morning, Sir. It has been delivered" Garnt somewhere: "kufufufu Excellent! all according to keikkaku"

[@fernando4959]

I wonder if it's to convert or to torture

[@nightknight445]

t/n: keikaku means plan

[@wazariowirkum8659]

Announcement: "... carefully absent mindedly lock yourself out of the room with the key inside..." traveler: *proceeds to walk out and lock themselves out of the room with the key inside* armed guerds: so you've chosen death...

[@somekid5001]

connor: *takes his temperature* 36.1 me an uncultured american: excuse me wha- celsius right, jesus christ

[@clothar23]

Ah yes 36.1 fahrenheit would be an alarming body temperature.

[@tsumichama]

Me, a person from the rest of the world when an American talks about their temperature: HOW are you not BOILING right now??

[@HeyHeyHayden]

Aside from the bureaucracy, Japan's hotel quarantine seems pretty good. 3 days is nothing compared to the mandatory 14 days in many countries, some of which actually charge you for it (because unless its essential travel, its at your expense). The hotel room, whilst small, seems quite decent.

[@4nja]

But it‘s based on luck, could be as small as a shoe box as well ;-) You have no idea where you‘re going after the wait at the airport

[@allentoyokawa9068]

@@4nja Nope it is all standardized in Japan

[@Dina-kc77]

My dad had to quarantine for 14 days ,and it was HELL💀even tho he paid a shit ton of money, they barely gave him any food

[@4nja]

@@allentoyokawa9068 Is it though? I know of people with children that had to spend 3 days in a really small room without any space to play and we on the other side got quite a big room with way more space then needed (with 1 child, the neighbours even without any children). It's purely based on availability of the hotels and rooms that they block for the quarantine

[@armorbearer9702]

@@4nja This is concerning. I guess Japan only wants tourists without families.

[@XxDesperado254xX]

"They have Florida, how in the f*ck do we have to quarantine!?" Ya know, I can't argue with that logic

[@jomarcarpena2665]

Connor just basically monetized his quarantine/lockup where he couldn't technically work in his usual way. Big brain.

[@demetalist]

Showing the ins and outs of every single type of hotel imaginable was not the content we deserve, but the stuff we enjoy.

[@PerOlaHammar]

Just watched this video today. Good one! Quarantine is quite the experience. I spent 14 days in a very small and pretty crappy hotel room last year when I returned to Shanghai. The weirdest days of my life. Banging on the door in the morning, lunch and evening for COVID testing and sad meals. Will be nice when we can travel freely without quarantines. :-)

[@midnightstorm1920]

Connor can never be in jail Imagine him just giving score to everything while in jail

[@Nippontradamus]

The bars are too thin. And they are rusted! Can you believe this atrocity?!?

[@odin5625]

Mystery meat meal? 2/10

[@ktownpunkjr.1946]

Connor: *Complains about Japanese breakfast* *Also complains about the westernish meal he gets* Everyone: *Confusion*

[@Byakuya_Senku]

That is a bona fide brit. It's their nature to complain and nitpick about everything.

[@kugelblitzingularity304]

Shut up, that's their cultural heritage

[@edamameme1789]

He's British. Its what they do.

[@k.w8730]

British complain about everything.

[@adamhoneyford6076]

yes we do and stop complaining

[@misscridic]

I haven't even finished watching this yet, but it's really making me feel SUPER excited about my 2 WEEK quarantine in Japan in December.

[@cn2187]

"I am 5ft 10, I am not very tall." me crying in 5ft 4...

[@marisascarlet6301]

Saaaame TwT

[@sunnymensch9936]

I just looked up, that 5ft 10 is like 178cm thats a very good height. But I was so shocked in european when I saw that 6ft are 183cm (dont know why this height is so magical). Thats literally a 5cm difference. Thats like nothing. I would never see this difference without measuring

[@JarlBalgruff_]

Cries in 5ft 1.

[@kilroyfrills3084]

I deployed to Africa last year and spent when we got there we were locked in shipping crates with an a/c unit and bed with no WiFi for 72 hrs. So this seemed like luxury to me

[@morrisginzburg1978]

What you call business hotel, is most average hotel rooms in Argentime, also If you get air conditioning or a TV, you'll usually have to ask for the remote at the reception

[@_itsdominique]

anyone just treats their recorded lecture as a podcast and does everything else but study and then treats connor's videos like an actual recorded lecture and actually pays attention? cause i do-

[@GunplaNewbie]

3 days?! Mate I went through the exact same quarantine but 14 days instead..... Though my room was much more spacious and I get to open the sliding door of my balcony (yes, I have an actual balcony) to introduce some fresh air.

[@lightnight14]

The fact Connor didn't make a sandwich with the roll filled me with rage.

[@YingofDarkness]

It looked like it was hard enough to break in pieces when you try and break it in half. It was probably easier to just eat it like he did

[@echoingmelodies]

I remember conner talking to mouse about this on stream and she was like "wowww imagine being quarantined for your whole life though"

[@RatQueer]

Damn Mouse roasted him. I love that for her.

[@echoingmelodies]

@@RatQueer lmao same

[@Scott-J]

Don't underestimate the psychological challenge of confinement, with no fresh air, no human contact, and no room to move. Take away the window, clock, and internet and you've got yourself a nice little torture tank there. I would have probably disassembled the bed to get it out of the way to have room to do floor exercises.

[@arpankesh872]

Others getting quarantined after travelling :- It's so BORING !!! Meanwhile Connor :- Ah yes, free content

[@arpankesh872]

@keep rollin What an useless video

[@RecoveringChristian]

Connor is 5'11 CONFIRMED

[@uwuMiki]

"ive stayed in much worse" after seeing connor and chris's video... yeah this is miles better

[@devilsadvocate22289]

Lmao, I was almost expecting to see “REDRUM” and “All work and no play makes Connor a dull boy” to be written all over the walls after the 3rd day.

[@anghoangnguyen9581]

who's hyped for the next episode where Connor and his husband get back together? Me!!!!

[@brainfilehasstoppedworking]

"They have Florida, how the f*** do we have to quarantine?!" As a person from Florida/U.S.A, I am honestly surprised though

[@Iexistsomehow22]

I was expecting people from the United States to be quarantined. But of course we don't have to. It's dumb.

[@brainfilehasstoppedworking]

@@Iexistsomehow22 Yeah

[@Saviorsrdenver]

Probably because, like much of Europe, Japan's government doesn't have a real firm concept of how BIG the USA really is. We've got heavy problem areas, but I suspect that if you boil it down to per capital by country we squeeze in, and if you try to point out places like Florida they're thinking of a desolate swamp the size of a moderately large city, not an area that could be shown on a map of Japan in the same scale.

[@TruePT]

@@Iexistsomehow22 Well we have been dealing with it much better than a lot of other countries. Of course that might just be the Midwest + Texas and Florida.

[@brainfilehasstoppedworking]

@@Saviorsrdenver Ah

[@TheParacosmicTraveler]

As someone who's done their fair share of hospitalization and quarantining, this seems like an amazing experience. You're telling me you get to keep your clothes and pens???

[@mugizara]

i love how connor hates gacha games unless they’re sponsoring him

[@いたんへ紳士]

The dream life of a hikkikomori. What's more, everything is free!

[@yaya-eh3fi]

Connor: i come from a countryside i like walking outside being stucking in inside sucks Meanwhile ironmouse :..... (Angry mouse noises) connor you BAKA

[@xamv2344]

So this is why Connor is so obsessed with hotels at the moment...

[@_RKev]

The editor has really earned their pay censoring Connor in the bath tub Edit: just saw that the editor is Mudan, having edited the Hentai and Doujin Trash Taste specials, absolut legends

[@TaylorXIV]

Lol I can totally understand why it would frustrating going thru all that and being in hotel quarantine for 3 days but uhh..... in Australia people were doing 14 day lockdowns just to travel interstate. Oh and it's outta ur own pocket too 3 days and 5 hours of paperwork sounds amazing xD

[@pankekizen]

Connor: “Here’s some tea and coffee” Me: LETSSSSS GOOOOOOOO THEY HAVE NESCAFEEE

[@rmg480]

Internet, bed, a desk and Nescafé? Sounds like home to me 🤷‍♂️

[@parkhae-il9211]

Connor could literally vlog his whole day and it would still not be boring 🔥

[@Tenchua917]

In hong kong you had to stay for 2 weeks or 14 days in quarantine hotel if you came from the philippines, i can't imagine how dreadful that will be until me and my sister experience that soon...

[@LukeWalkerOURWS]

Connor is really out here making a 26 minute video from literally doing nothing, definitely impressive

[@MissPoplarLeaf]

c o n t e n t

[@moody_shun4567]

The editing in this one is once again **chefs kiss**

[@Peakyy1]

@Fax Ratio

[@rapiton6083]

I was jamming hard to that "Midnight Club Los Angeles" music in the beginning

[@justanotherotaku1]

"Two weeks feels like a long time." *laughs in chronically ill and bedbound*

[@silkhenge]

Okay ironmouse, Hope things get better for you soon

[@abellabarbie]

💖

[@tgmaps]

Conner: 3 days in a hotel was so hard I almost went insane. Australians who crossed state boarders: 14 days of torture

[@Truecrimeresearcher224]

Keep in mind he has a Japanese address. He says he can do the rest of his quarantine at home if he was negative. From what I saw it's the same in other countries if you have an address in that country you might be able to do it at home

[@jango4289]

bro im stuck in a hotel room rn for 10 days

[@melissaramla2984]

Yeah no, theyre looking at changing it soon but in Australia, especially NSW, regardless of if you are Australian or have an Australian residence you still have to hotel quarantine for over a week

[@shmoozledorf]

Would love to see videos of you guys experiencing Sumo or even Japanese Pro Wrestling live, especially NJPW or Stardom

[@BuddyFox]

Seems like Japanese breakfast has two requirements: Food. Morning.

[@LaynieFingers]

Or just something that looks like food? Some of that meal looked like plastic!

[@MoistCrumpet]

I always thought of myself as an introvert who isn’t too bothered by having a lack of freedom to go out where and when I want. But even being in a regular lockdown here in Australia can be tough, and I’m one of the lucky ones who is an essential worker. Aside from work, I can only really go out to my local shops to buy essentials, and there’s hardly anything exciting at my local shops. Luckily our lockdown is supposed to be over in a few days or maybe tomorrow if we’re lucky. But this video made me reflect on how much tougher it would be to be confined in a room or your home and not be able to leave in like 14 days. I felt for you.

[@HalobravoJJGaming]

I find it very interesting. When a new video game I am really excited for comes out and I take a few weeks off of work to play I wont step a single foot outside for 14+ days and be fully content. Something about being told I CANT go outside makes my brain very unhappy. Overall as a very introverted hermit staying indoors has been fine but it was surprising that it messed with my head for the first few months last year when everything went crazy.

[@kingnemon8352]

Lol that lockdown will end and another one will start. Dunno what Australia is on to keep doing that. The rest of the world is moving on with the vaccine while ur government seems to be enjoying far too much those extreme measures.

[@MoistCrumpet]

@@kingnemon8352 I like to think that at some point they’ll have to stop these lockdowns and just deal with the fact that covid will be a regular thing and that the best thing we can do is get vaccinated. Lockdowns fuck up the economy anyway, so this can’t keep going on forever.

[@emodoetgamen]

NEW TITLE IDEA! Watch Connor slowly go insane in a small hotel room for 25 min

[@faboo2001]

How the US wasn't listed on the quarantine list is just insane...unless they're simply not allowed to visit Japan at all? To be honest I haven't bothered trying to keep up to date on the matter for quite some time. All I care about is when we can finally visit Japan (and other countries) in a normal fashion.

[@princessjello]

As of oct 6, we are banned from entry. Edit: So is the UK but Connor is a resident so he has to do whatever the hell hes doing right now haha

[@annanonikki]

Nobody can 'visit' Japan What he meant is people coming from the USA don't have to do 3 days in a government hotel like he is in the video but can go home straight away and quarantine there only citizens and residents can enter New students, workers etc can't enter at all Families and couples are sperated

[@shellybananas]

Nobody is simply allowed to visit Japan as of the moment. You can only enter if you are a resident or you have visa. People who come from certain states of the US had to do the 3 day quarantine until very recently but that was changed and they only had to do 14 days of home quarantine.

[@iangeiger1652]

Lol why do people keep asking this the us is handling it better then the uk they both have the same amount of cases even tho the us has 300mil more people

[@bubbledoubletrouble]

@@iangeiger1652 While the US is doing better than the UK with per capita new cases (31 per 100,000 vs 51 per 100,000), the absolute figures are 98,000 cases vs 39,800 cases, so no, they’re not “the same amount”.

[@kez99]

This is another episode of my fave series, Connor tries to monetize his whole life.

[@vorisodan4627]

Yeah smoking rooms are still a thing in most hotels they have smoking rooms but they are usually always booked, but yeah I don't remember a single hotel that didn't have smoking room.