"I spent ALL MY MONEY on you..."

"I spend ALL my MONEY on you..."
CodeMiko Technician reveals the truth, she is not your girlfriend
Why are we here, just to suffer Sadge
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[@andrewalt6060]

So glad she put that guy in his place so she can focus on our relationship.

[@MarcoNoPolo]

HaHa. Nice =)

[@Odyssey636]

Yikes

[@samuelkuami9447]

Lol trueeeeee

[@Odyssey636]

All the simps. It must be a terrible life when u resort to a digital vtuber as your delusion of a girlfriend.

[@FelipeFerreira-wk5nv]

@@Odyssey636 It could be worse, he could not get jokes and spend time on KZbin comments trying to shame people for things, that they may even not be into actually, just because they made small jokes xD But anyway hahahaha

[@TheKevinGeee]

That guy was clearly delusional. I'm glad my girlfriend finally shut him down. She barely even notices me these days. This should improve things.

[@vankyer758]

Ikr, we didn't even have sex as often as we used to.

[@Preacher_.]

👏👏😂

[@jacobgeorge3398]

@@vankyer758 0x0 is still 0

[@junior1388666]

I like the way she handles those creeps. It's one of the reasons our relationship is so strong. Even tho she lives in another country and only talks to me through the chat when I donate money. Love knows no barriers

[@tulipalll]

My God I love this

[@sloth_energy]

The Technician: I'm actually not your girlfriend Chat: We know, we're not stupid! Also Chat: Our actual girlfriend is CodeMiko

[@danielbarlev1901]

Good luck meeting her in real life to tell her so. Just throw money at the closest thing u could get in 2021 to a real life waifu

[@CottidaeSEA]

Communist comrades in chat!

[@NochVtuber]

It's almost like there's more than one person in chat

[@louiscypher4186]

@@danielbarlev1901 I took your advice, I'm now dating my coat rack.

[@NeroAutomata]

@@danielbarlev1901 its a joke bro

[@TB4000]

Ironically some of them needed to hear that

[@Vic-Valentine]

@@lovethepandainyou bruh

[@novaquinn5323]

@@lovethepandainyou simp farming equals money

[@mattm9396]

@@lovethepandainyou id farm simps given the opportunity

[@douma1423]

Kinda like human trafficking

[@Kayareswon]

@@novaquinn5323 you simp farm on a beach. Highest simp rate. It's math.

[@KarthanRouge]

lmao that one dude who typed OUR GIRLFRIEND

[@colinhenry__]

Dude thinks this is Red Army or some shit

[@Eorzat]

@@colinhenry__ Wait, it isn't? Then where the fuck has MY money been going!?

[@ArtUniverse]

_USSR anthem starts_

[@lix1806]

1:09 0.25x

[@vivi-fe5rj]

>tfw no state mandated gf

[@fanboyhater832]

"unsub, unfollow" "my life is a lie" "suicide is an option" you see when the heart breaks, people automatically become professional philosophers

[@vond5829]

Pain trains

[@pietrooliani3251]

well technically speaking you are not wrong, that's how philosopher are born, people unhappy with the current situation (that is USUALLY fine for most other people) and start complaining about everything in the most abstract way

[@SiisKolkytEuroo]

The chat needs some r9k moderation so badly

[@tahunuva4254]

@@pietrooliani3251 It's not so much abstract as it is fundamental. Most people won't question everything if they live in a fog of obliviousness.

[@CottidaeSEA]

@@tahunuva4254 If happy you have fewer concerns. Therefore you have less things to think and worry about. So even if not oblivious, although that sadly seems to help, it is not necessary.

[@POWsification]

“I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.”

[@nakachinjah7240]

where did i read these comments before, maybe in mandalorian ? luke skywalker cameo as fans cried

[@alexanderrahl482]

@@nakachinjah7240 Try The original star wars movie.

[@tannenfelsruplesen9870]

@@alexanderrahl482 and not the recent Sequels crap

[@Olivia-iy2xz]

"dont know if you've realized this but im... acually not.. your girlfriend" simps: she's right. communism.. it's "our" girlfriend.

[@kitty9636]

LMAO

[@johntakito1795]

Coomunism

[@space1734]

Lol

[@reznovvazileski3193]

@@johntakito1795 underrated :')

[@miahtriodls]

@@johntakito1795 has

[@lluis5991]

i love how sometimes twitch chat become a single sentient being when a reaction is needed.

[@mapacave]

I liken it to murmuration.

[@patrickriarchy6054]

It's an amorphous blob of self delusion and loneliness.

[@angel-dh3yv]

first ludwig tells us he's not our friend and now... my life is a lie

[@gemer84]

ludwig is a man baby and doesnt seem like a good friend.

[@angel-dh3yv]

@@gemer84 i cant tell if ur joking or not but if you are yes

[@souljaboy4451]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rHvSk5mYoa9kipI vvvv

[@MrFiremagnet]

I love how she is devoted to keeping it real even though she gains less. While some twitchers encourage that behavior.

[@GattiJuanIgnacio]

He went straight from Solid Simp to Punished Simp *I'M GONNA MAKE'EM GIVE BACK OUR PAST!*

[@mcbawangyakuznouxman9439]

Mmm.. sounded fishy here!

[@VMeGaMRedZV]

The chat window after she has spoken the truth. 🤣🤣🤣

[@jesusisherelookbusy]

“I felt a great disturbance in the chat, as if millions of simps suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.”

[@Kayareswon]

That is punchline comedy. She hit him with a simp check loool

[@tuca.calasans]

"you are doing it for a good cause" **Hi-tech elf jacuzzi stream goal almost full**

[@souljaboy4451]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/rHvSk5mYoa9kipI ssa

[@zerafina6623]

This girl is f*ckin hilarious. Her sense of humour is just uptop 😂🤣

[@houghwhite411]

Just wait until you see her boyfriend

[@SirKopoKid]

@@houghwhite411 She have WHAT?!

[@houghwhite411]

@@SirKopoKid robof*buddy 3000

[@fuzekle]

@@houghwhite411 she broke up with him dude

[@ignotuscapillary8313]

Oi, that's my girlfriend you're talking about. Watch it.

[@mr.midnight2018]

hahahahaha. I love Miko's chat. What a bunch of trolls and memers

[@ohhhyeahhh1174]

Sureeeee "trolls" " memers" ......... sure .........😐

[@kantokuu]

you never know they might as well be really a sweaty fat man behind monitors jacking of every CodeMiko's stream

[@ohhhyeahhh1174]

@@kantokuu Anything is possible on simp twitch Island. Crazy how twitch used to be a place for games and turned into lonely men jerking off to a girl with low self esteem or a pixilated character.

[@DurvalLacerda]

I feel like she is one of the few people on Twitch that actually deserves donations.

[@methodof3]

I am in true shock. The world is ending. Time to sell all my GME.

[@artoshia]

What GME PepeLaugh

[@solsixstring]

I'm so happy I discovered your channel Miko. Your so funny and a very genuine person. Keep doing what you do best!

[@BrandenC628]

NOOOOOOO!!!! 😆 😆 her chat so stupid. She gotta have one of the funniest communities.

[@MarcoNoPolo]

Why does CodeMiko and the Technician have the same voice? I thought CM was a character.

[@darkchocobar]

CodeMiko is Voiced by the Technician

[@Jonas-ic1wn]

@@darkchocobar no way!!

[@andotski_]

@@darkchocobar ............

[@tombauer622]

When you want to hear her real voice just Look up her old channel youneh ^^

[@MarcoNoPolo]

@@darkchocobar I am well aware of that. I'm just not sure why the "Technician" doesn't use her real voice.

[@AKKK1182]

"inadvertently giving me money...." Yeah I'm pretty sure she doesn't know what that word means and the dude absolutely knows where his money goes.

[@jeffersonvue736]

"LIES TAKE IT BACK" - tannedreaper *lmao*

[@pakrudi223]

she kinda look like lydia from the walking dead

[@shisuiackerman4194]

oh god she does kinda look like her.

[@destinkane797]

Literally not a single resemblance but ooook

[@xsomili5501]

Oh shit yea

[@dre27321]

@@destinkane797 their facial structure is very similar the only difference is miko has a more elongated face. Like if I was to photoshop Lydias face to be longer they would look same

[@jimjimson3612]

Damn I see it

[@applepie3812]

First I lose my best friend lud and now my girlfriend miko....

[@WanderTheNomad]

Ah shit, you made the comment before me

[@SomeSong2]

If you were there when this was live we all heard the earth stop moving and pins dropping. 🤣

[@whosthisehwhocares8439]

I just love her voice, also yes she is actually entertaining literally one of the only female streamers who actually brings CONTENT.

[@tombauer622]

But her voice isnt her real one she also said technician isnt her real life character

[@MashZ]

@@tombauer622 Of course. Miko is

[@DatBoi163]

@@tombauer622 everyone on twitch ain't really real real, they're putting up a character one way or another

[@EmilSua133]

@@MashZ Miko controls technician

[@fairypabu]

@@DatBoi163 tell that sykkuno XD

[@littlepepito]

:45 haha I love when Technichian jokes around so funny

[@the__geekboy]

1 min silence for their souls

[@wandan98]

"how is that cake not burnt" lmao.. my guy has different priorities

[@EternalShadow1667]

That guy had his priorities good damn straight. Be a good person. Be more like That Cake Guy.

[@hyttennis]

I fricking love her total contrast with Jinnytty, who absolutely plays up to the girlfriend experience for her simps

[@SuperAwesomeElliot]

I’ve lost a lot of respect for Jinny after all of that info leaked etc, but I don’t think that’s true. I think she just kind of laughs along with the simping and doesn’t do anything to discourage it bc it helps her stream. But I’ve never seen her do anything overt in that regard

[@purplenutria1351]

another spammer omg lol the girl say to chat that more than 1 time and actually joke with other korean streamer obout people thinking they are their gf's in chat lol why is everybody try to make she look bad, its like people really feel betrayed for a STREAMER LULW

[@LeFrankist]

A genuine funny and nice person to be with. With a tad bit of crazy.

[@XtraDanger]

probably the only e-girl i respect now

[@lilith5869]

So you're not entirely sexist, just mostly sexist. Got it.

[@ericb7223]

"inadvertently"

[@Adwik_Mishra]

"tHe CoMrAdEs I hAvE LoSt"

[@scottianson5133]

Brilliant. At least she said it, rather than try to string more simps along. So respect.

[@Ser_Nox]

Quiet's theme lol

[@78deathface]

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[@qomodontheking4105]

This is legit one of funniest things I’ve ever see

[@Kindscarecrow]

Atleast she was honest

[@deuronius]

And that! Is why we need to send more money damn it! * fills up paypal.

[@antmandj1760]

👆Best comment. 🏆

[@nizodizo5386]

Actually laughed out loud at this one. Chat got me rolling.

[@sift8386]

Now my whole days ruined.

[@theraindog9141]

I came across a clip of a stack of bananas falling on a knife and all being sliced in half. That image perfectly sums up what she did to chat.

[@Shadow_718]

I felt a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of single men suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced.

[@oponomo]

after riding the entertainment talk, i thought she was going to say "i'm not entertaining". i was so ready for that awesome reply.

[@ArgelTal_]

i mean ... sometimes ... on some channels ... people are just having a good time. And then twitch decides to ban them or turn them down in another way ...

[@HittokiriBattousai17]

"eGirling" is such a worrying, borderline dystopic, thing.

[@NO-ge6ci]

She might not be our girlfriend but she's our wife

[@navneetmishra3208]

Thanks

[@ilvcf]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@kendellpidgeon2935]

Lmao this was hilarious 😂 I love the editing on it to!!

[@venomouswitcher314]

We opened a simp graveyard that day....

[@tats1539]

she just murdered all the simps. sob

[@hellothere9167]

In case you guys did'nt know, Technician is voiced by Miko

[@stitch1318]

The way that the phone's position is very close to the edge makes me uneasy

[@junko4155]

technician's voice sounds like she's always trying to be loud

[@Mortoton]

that just how koreans sounds like

[@haiifoxx_3476]

@@Mortoton but she is not korean 😂

[@Preacher_.]

She sounds like she's from the MidWest.

[@haiifoxx_3476]

As I know she speaks mandarin and english

[@BarnsOfChris]

@@Mortoton from an educated to an american.. there are more asians that just koreans out there. Hang in there buddy you'll figure out some more non USA countries on the map.

[@Hellblaue210]

I cant believe codemiko was in that pole dancing video 3 years ago. Its like a bad hollywood actress that finally got a part

[@MartynDerg]

I was hoping for way to long that she would say "I am not a girl" and make a double world record attempt at making the most people vomit at once, AND turn the most people bi at once

[@MrViki60]

Traanoids 41%

[@lilith5869]

At least a couple vtubers have already done this and there are way more people willing to be okay with it than you'd think. But you're sick and twisted for hoping a seeable person who doesn't always use their virtual persona would do this. It would be... Interesting, but transphobes/biphobes would have a field day and it would be completely unproductive.

[@PeterMasalski93]

Simping should be punishable with jailtime

[@denfire5063]

Jesus, the hero that i didn't think we need it,XD imagine Pokimane doing this

[@Alex_FRD]

"Then you've outlived your usefulness."

[@firefly5677]

Of course she's not our girlfriend. We wouldn't dare get rid of Brandon

[@Norosco4u]

WOW, very well spoken!

[@mozes88]

And i thought my generation was lost... my god -_-"

[@floogelhornzzz4770]

You're lost if you take the Lord's name in vain. Exodus 20:7 🔥 In God We Trust.

[@zarfa-de1266]

She single-handedly killed thousands emotionally

[@nndo6953]

she’s ours not just yours.🥸

[@angsern8455]

I was expecting this to be worst but it's a good way to let the guy down

[@thundertower]

Nver donated to streamers. Nothing against it. Its maybe an age thing, im 35, really cant imagine myself doing it.

[@sauromatae9728]

well, it's totally unnecessary.

[@t0ad]

The feeling when you donate like 3 bucks and add a funny message and the streamer laughs and you get some LULW's in chat is pretty nice so I kinda get it. That being said I've only donated maybe 3 times in the 4 years I've been watching twitch lol. I feel bad for the simps who donate with love letters and shit to get noticed though. That, I'll never understand.

[@Cityz3nn]

only on charity streams

[@NihongoWakannai]

Streamers are entertainers. It's good to give money to the people making your entertainment. But then there's the people who give them very unreasonable amounts of money over and over and over just in the hopes that the streamer will notice them and remember them. And that's not really healthy.

[@TB4000]

I do maybe no more than like 5 bucks on occasion just to say I'm a supporter but these dudes throwing hundreds at these chicks is where it gets weird

[@davidnelson4960]

what i love about miko, she has the ball to spit the truth

[@aaymans5170]

"I'm sorry to say, but I am not your girlfriend :l" Chat dies of sadness. I die as well, but of laughter XD

[@Chazillor]

The 'Hi beautiful from ireland' is poetic

[@Gandi2000]

Twitch is like russian girlfriend/boyfriend, she is not your girlfriend, she's OUR girlfriend... 🧐

[@JGSM_JuvenileGeryon]

What an original joke, i sure haven't seen that one before

[@danielmagid-slav1029]

that's such a toast response.

[@Steve-tg9nb]

“BUT I GIFTED 50 SUBS TO YOU!” Lmao. This is my first time seeing this streamer. Awesome! If their reactions are real, I love it😈

[@soheibgrabsi4166]

Her: I'm not your girlfriend. Chat: Our girlfriend.

[@msuyat007]

This is my I love CodeMiko's channel, Savage, content and Funny AF

[@bike4aday]

The only one who gets butthurt at her content is Twitch xD

[@lmr4403]

Poor Castlehead, that he had to find out this way.

[@matthiashaelman5597]

He's in your bed, I'm in your twitch chat.

[@Yoshicality]

_guitar🎸🎸🎸_

[@coryfreeman151]

Finally that dude knows where he stands now our relationship can flourish😂😭☠️😩🥰

[@wrathg]

Dude her humour is too good. Its sometimes cringe sometimes dry and it is wholesome all the time

[@thirien59]

more often cringe

[@pedrovieira1025]

One frase. Too many broken hearts.

[@Krogdalo]

Why does her voice sound wrong...after listening to her for quite some time, it feels like her voice is deeper and she is trying to pitch it higher. Sounds sooo weird because you can sometimes hear a hint of a much deeper voice oO or Im going crazy.

[@MashZ]

Her voice as technician is somewhat closer to her real voice. But her voice as miko is obviously forced

[@apehowtos8949]

Stage 1: Denial

[@kristianreign9110]

WHY ARE WE HERE JUST TO SUFFER, TELL ME I SAID TELL ME

[@plague6174]

I have felt a great disturbance in the force... as if millions of simps cried out in pain and were suddenly silenced

[@VinceTheCreatorr]

Maybe she's self conscious about her real voice.

[@ericrahman7932]

I find her real voice crazy hot

[@pandaman1331]

I can't even tell if the chat is serious or just joking.

[@dalmnationtwitch7931]

"My girlfriend's jealous cuz i talk about you 24/7" - Simps

[@mcbawangyakuznouxman9439]

Just bring her to a church & force her to talk about Jo Xes !

[@Epheli.]

Hahaha, the poor chat…turbovirgins destroyed.

[@thecommentator5748]

Day 40 of trying to get famous by writing comments

[@Gamonox]

I've seen you quite some times now. Making progress I see

[@horkitchung6938]

simpocalypse

[@robotninja1186]

I'm the first person who disliked your video!

[@varios4883]

nice! now get the hell out of the internet

[@robotninja1186]

@@varios4883 make me!

[@emceeb5289]

@@robotninja1186 You actually disliked it lmao

[@Odyssey636]

@@varios4883 imagine a guy that follows maximillanus or whatever his cringe name is, thinks he has say in what people do. Go back to your embarrassing content creator who has to make cringe content to even get views

[@varios4883]

@@Odyssey636 i dont watch him. I set this avatar for meming. It was like 3 or 4 years ago. And imagine not having your own profile picture and commenting others' pfp

[@sidterror7363]

0:50 - Well, don't get all discouraged and give up hope, girl. It could still happen for you. You'd maybe have to start by going out with me first, then we'll have to see where it goes from there.

[@maxadius1]

So that's what a thousand simp hearts being shattered looks like.

[@Straylight4299]

Well, not in this universe... *Dr. Strange raises a single finger*

[@iancruz6617]

Haha love when she start talking.

[@shakester2010]

Technician is a QUEEN, CodeMiko is a LEGEND!!!! :)

[@electricpaisy6045]

Wow so many guys in chat thought at the same time that they where the one

[@darkninja9499]

"i cannot handle that" pls😭