"I Stardew" - Stardew Valley Parody Song - Brentalfloss

WARNING: STARDEW VALLEY IS DANGEROUSLY ADDICTIVE. PROCEED WITH CAUTION.
I wrote this song because I love Stardew Valley... maybe a little too much.
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You can also buy my super-fun party game "Use Your Words" for current-gen consoles, Steam, and the Wii U! More info at useyourwords.lol
Special thanks to William Reyes ( theoneups.com )
Mustin ( mustin.net )
and Petros Ioannou! ( ‪@LeonUnity‬ )
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LYRICS:
SO I’M INTO BREAKIN ROCKS NOW
YEAH, I’M DOWN WITH CHOPPING TREES
I AM NOT THE WOODSY KIND
OR MECHANICALLY INCLINED
BUT TODAY I BUILT A HOUSE!
(STUTTERS) WELL, FOR BEES
FOLKS HAVE CALLED THIS GAME ADDICTIVE
SO I TRIED IT OUT ONE NIGHT
I’VE BEEN PLAYING FOR A WHILE NOW
AND IT TURNS OUT THEY WERE RIGHT
I HAVEN’T SEEN MY BED IN 13 DAYS
BUT I’M PICKIN’ BERRIES
AND I’M MAKIN’ MAYONNAISE
MY CAULIFLOWER FINALLY SPROUTED
AND FOR SOME REASON I GIVE SUCH A SHIT ABOUT IT
PEOPLE MADE A LOT OF HAY ABOUT THIS GAME
BUT NOW I GET IT AND
SWEET LORD I LOVE MAKING HAY!
SO MANY THINGS I NEVER DO,
BUT APPARENTLY, IN LIEU, I STAR DO
I GIVE DIAMONDS TO MY BROS NOW
AND I’M WORKIN’ TOWARD A WIFE
PEOPLE LIKE YA ‘CAUSE OF GIFTS
SO I PASS ‘EM OUT IN SHIFTS
I WISH EVERYBODY LIKED ME-JUST LIKE REAL LIFE
FOUND SOME GOODIES IN THE GARBAGE
FOUND A MOUSE WHO RUNS A SHOP
BUT THE THING WHICH I HAVE NOT FOUND
IS A WAY TO MAKE IT STOP
MY PHONE HAS SIX HUNDRED AND THREE MISSED CALLS
BUT A COWBOY WIZARD GAVE ME DRUGS
AND I TRIPPED BALLS
THE FEET ARE FALLING OFF THE BUNNIES
WHEN I BUY SEEDS I BLOW LIKE
EIGHTEEN THOUSAND MONIES
I’M IN SHAMBLES AND I HAVE NO GOOD EXCUSE
BUT I CLEAR BRAMBLES & I BREW “POTATO JUICE”
ALL THESE SKILLS I DON’T PURSUE,
WELL THEY’RE FIN’LLY COMIN’ TRUE
‘CUZ I STAR DO!
I JUST GOTTA PLAY ONE MORE DAY
GOTTA PLAY ONE MORE DAY
GOTTA PLAY ONE MORE DAY
GOTTA PLAY ONE MORE DAY
ONE MORE DAY-OH, GOTTA POOP,
BUT IT’S ON THE SWITCH
SO WE’RE GOOD!
HOW IS THIS SO MUCH BETTER
THAN “HARVEST MOON”
WHEN IT’S BASICALLY “HARVEST MOON”?
A MUCH BETTER SOUNDTRACK
NO LOAD TIMES, GREAT GOALS
ADOPTION, INCLUSION
AND STREAMLINED CONTROLS
I’D RECOMMEND THIS GAME TO ANYONE, ANYWHERE
JUST AS LONG AS YOU’VE GOT FIFTEEN HUNDRED HOURS YOU COULD SPARE
SO I GUESS THIS IS MY LIFE NOW
AND I’VE JUST STOPPED ASKING WHY
MAYBE IT’LL BE OKAY, WHAT A WAY TO SPEND A DAY
FISH AND FARM AND CHOP AND SHOP AND
CRY AND CRY AND CRY & CRY
THERE’S A TWINKLY LITTLE LIGHT I SEE
MAYBE I SHOULD GO TO BED
I TRIED PLAYING STARDEW VALLEY
AND OH… WAIT… YEAH, I’M DEAD
…WORTH IT.

[@gamechops]

Brent is back!!

[@kakarroto007]

Brent is Black.

[@Danund81]

He never left =P

[@Darkinator1000]

Brent is back AND Black :D

[@setsers1]

AYYY

[@setsers1]

@@Darkinator1000 Ayyy

[@cheese4g]

Brent screaming "I GIVE SUCH A SHIT" in pure bewilderment in response to a game he didn't think would be his thing, is perhaps the most relatable thing he's ever done.

[@NoBop2000]

Everyone who has played Stardew Valley can relate yo every part of this song. Including dying

[@Michael-sn2ji]

It's funnier when you turn on captions

[@Baby_Llama_Mama]

So you started playing stardew valley. That explains you not creating these videos in a while.

[@brentalfloss]

😆

[@Velgar_Grim]

I kinda even missed the boy for a while, was even a bit annoyed, but after seeing this... Heck, dude's gotta do what dude's gotta Stardew.

[@LordBloodySoul]

It's like me when I started Stardew Valley. I think I missed about 2 years worth of KZbin Content after my first playthrough xD

[@Baby_Llama_Mama]

Velgar Grim 😂

[@silvertamagachi]

Seeing him clock 1500 hours makes me feel way better about the fact that I've cracked 3k since a friend made the terrible mistake of buying it for me back in 2016. It just really IS that hard to stop playing; even a version without mods is super satisfying for an absurdly long time.

[@shadow759]

I...I am so scared to try this game now.

[@toasttitan3253]

Run while you still can!!! It will keep you forever!!!

[@Neis999]

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

[@TheTLProductions12]

Oh hey good to see you here!

[@nitehawk86]

Do it

[@MeowingInsanely]

ONE OF US! ONE OF US!

[@LynRodriguez123]

This is that comment you asked for so KZbin recommends this to more people.

[@AnchorJG]

This is a reply to a requested comment so that the algorithm believes this is a discussion about the video. And yes, I only found out about this video five days after it came out.

[@-AirKat-]

This is a continuation to the fabricated discussion for algorithm purposes I found this video 5 days after you

[@Sirhc223]

This is a continuation of a continuation to keep up the pretense that we are having a serious discussion about the song - which is fantastic btw

[@tortugadragon]

More should see the video. Its awesome

[@Kuronosa]

My addition to the algorithmic-based discussion...Thanks KZbin...

[@jereweb0203]

“I am not the woodsy-kind, nor mechanically inclined. But today I BUILT A HOUSE. ... I mean- for bees.” I was already in love the second I heard that verse.

[@known_as_valmo]

I love the two songs you came back with brent, we really missed you.

[@brentalfloss]

Thanks! More are on the way! :)

[@kaiiboraka]

@@brentalfloss That's the best news I've heard all year! :D

[@huntermccaskill3938]

@@kaiiboraka We need good news this year... *Isreal Peace* *Brent songs* Yes, more that please! ^.^

[@SamuelXC]

@@brentalfloss please, don't leave us again. I love your songs since 2009-2010....you're a big influence for my. Sorry my bad english. You're the best Brent!

[@NocturnusGame]

Don’t call it a comeback, he’s been here for years. Jokes aside, it’s always wonderful hear a new song from you! I’m excited to hear more from you.

[@evandavis5223]

Me: You mean he's been here this whole time? Brent: Always have been.

[@Wordviews]

Seriously this game sinks its teeth in deep. The "just one more day" feeling is crazy. The days fly by, and I lose all sense of irl time.

[@Abyrae]

That one empty Jif jar that just slides down your arm in synch to the music by accident is just *chef's kiss*

[@Meth0Mothiscool]

That- That beard growing as the video goes on is a really small detail but I love it

[@hythrain]

I didn't even notice until I read this, hot damn!

[@Meth0Mothiscool]

@@hythrain I know, it's really cool once you notice it

[@tiaxanderson9725]

HOW DID I NEVER NOTICE THIS?!?!?!

[@CJBooks4]

👀HOW DID I NOT NOTICE THIS BEFORE?!!!!😱🤯🤪🤣😂😅

[@DementisXYZ]

"Sweet lord, I love making hay" is one of my favorite out of context lyrics. Totally adding it to a soundboard.

[@PatTheNESpunk]

brentalfloss on the crapper spoiler/trigger warning

[@calvinthedestroyer]

We're good

[@bacoguy]

It's the only reason we're here, let's be honest. We come for the thighs, not the music.

[@hythrain]

When is he not?

[@heheheiamasuperstarwarrior9281]

@@bacoguy what music? I couldnt hear over the thicc

[@tsp1999]

Hey you’re back!

[@Reagan1984]

This feels like a spiritual successor to the Bubble Bobble song.

[@MattSpeaksWords]

The perfect rhythmic timing of the falling pot at the end is the best. Get that trash to music school!

[@pizzalover346]

“Favorite thing: Rockin” I see you out here with the EarthBound references Brent!

[@HillcrestGames]

For those of us recovering, we know how real this song is.

[@sashamai6023]

I retired from the game for a bit cuz I was too addicted...and now watching this vid I kinda wanna hop on the game again -_-

[@HillcrestGames]

*scratches neck* Yeah. Just one more day couldn't hurt.

[@MaxOutOfTen]

It's sorta hilarious that I just now saw this after playing my first week of Stardew. I'm at 66 hours. I've been playing this game practically non-stop in my free time... and sometimes during work lol

[@rosiearchfield6040]

Im coming back a year later having bought stardew and putting 600 hours into it because of you Brent. Thank you so much for introducing me to such a wonderful game

[@KorporalKReephdmkiytrecv69]

"I have not seen my bed in 13 days." Phantoms: we got em

[@Meth0Mothiscool]

You assume he doesn't have a Sharpness III Diamond Sword on him at all times

[@SteelCrustacean]

@@Meth0Mothiscool Of course he does, who the heck doesn't?

[@Meth0Mothiscool]

@@SteelCrustacean ikr

[@Meth0Mothiscool]

@@i_chortle8375 ah, apologies

[@KhanKeal]

wrong game, but funny reference

[@JawnGG]

Oh no, why did you remind me that Stardew Valley exists. I finally kicked my addiction.

[@Catmow]

Oh no

[@mariotuber2866]

Rip

[@davio5225]

i started stardew valley a week ago....... CAN THIS GAME PLEASE STOP! really really addictiv, so i can really relate thanks brent for this song, and this is gonna be the theme of my life^^

[@okapi_q]

Never played Stardew, but something about this tune is really addicting. Missed ya Brent!

[@kakarroto007]

Hey, I'm so glad all the rumors weren't true, and you were just playing Stardew Valley for a year.

[@Sorran87]

I'm getting strong Bubble Bobble with Lyrics vibes. This is awesome, Floss!

[@ashurean]

This song communicates the feeling of insane giddiness very clearly

[@officeridiot4806]

I want to die like he did in this video, cowboy hat on and clutching my heart recognizing it is the end with just enough life to justify spending my life gaming

[@myrixica4222]

The fucking smile on my face seeing this pop up on my feed. Hope the musical is coming along well Brent!

[@productionjunction1127]

Feels like he has been gone a while...glad to see he is producing new stuff!!

[@kateflohr4231]

I love this! You rock, and so do the 1ups! I too have lost 1500+ hours to that game...

[@marisac.1391]

This popped up in my recommended videos and I was not disappointed! You did an awesome job Brentalfloss!

[@TheRealGavyLedfo]

“My phone has 603 missed calls” I wish I had that many friends that cared that much about me

[@coinshot3951]

Im glad hes back some of my younger childhood was watching his videos

[@danieleW7757]

I just bought this game today because of your song! Thanks Brent love from Italy

[@andywood1849]

Makes me want to go back to my farm!!

[@Serfabiano]

This is truly wonderful. It's great to have you back Brent

[@MustinMusic]

Love it. Thanks for having me put a touch-a-meee on it!

[@DJFlare84]

Just like with Bubble Bobble, Brent's inner Texan comes out when he's addicted.

[@millemanh]

A gamer in Stardew Valley, Played so much his body got smelly. He wrote a short song, 'bout three minutes long, Then he sat back in front of his telly.

[@MisterAppleEsq]

Incredible limerick.

[@MadameTeqi]

It's a damn honor to give such a good little piece of wordplay its well earned 69th like

[@juliemassam933]

I just started playing this game, and yep, Brent's right. It is so much fun though!

[@MrLityk]

Brent, how I’ve missed you and your work! So glad you’re still here to entertain us! Really love your videos and watch them all the time! Edit: just wanted to add that this is another masterpiece, thank you for sharing.

[@MrDynamiteCD]

this is the best song you ever made in so long DUDE, this song is genius!

[@UltraBearsFan]

This is instantly one of my favorite songs of yours, Brent, and I've been listening since 2008!

[@heathermacdonald6234]

You rock, and it’s good to see you back to making music

[@OneXeo]

Dear Brent, You are a Hero. And whenever I hear any of the Songs you did your "with Lyrics" -series with, hear you singing xD Glad you are back with something new. Can`t blame you for taking a break after that breath of the wild music Nintendo threw at you though xD~ Stay awesome! Greetings from your fanbase over here in germany~

[@Trismegustis]

Missed you, Brent. I love listening to you love games.

[@kikilovely9100]

You're back in the most useful moment in my life, I was literally sad and thank you

[@IdioticGameplay]

fake therapists: take this anti depressant medication for a while Real therapists: here's a new brentafloss video

[@tambam3376]

I adore this game, I'm glad you got around to playing it. :)

[@deadlily27]

I'm crying because I love it. It put feelings in me I haven't felt since I've stopped playing it and I'm happy that you loved it brent

[@shimabot]

The peanut butter jar at the end is the real star of the show here

[@link5205]

I missed listening to this mans magnificent singing voice.

[@samusx2175]

Love the new video man. Stardew Valley is a great game for sure. Looking forward to the new big update when it's finished. Keep up the great new songs Brent. Good to have you back making amazing parody songs. You're like the Weird Al of YT.

[@nolanoliver1761]

My prayers have been answered! Your songs were such a big part of my childhood and seeing you post again with this kind of quality makes my heart soar. Thank you, mr floss.

[@fangsabre]

Coming back a month later, I think this may be one of my favorite videos you've ever made next to Ocarina of Time and Duck Tales Moon Theme

[@garythemoth8049]

So this is where Brent has been for 2 years

[@thesalanian]

This reminds me of a simpler time when I was like ten and never played video games but all my favourite content creators talked about NES games, including Brent.

[@DirtyNerd86]

Well, THAT explains your absence. I totally understand.

[@BunMom-ey3kw]

I found this last week and it has firmly planted itself in my brain. So much so that I’ve started yet another new farm on SV. Thank you for the boost!

[@bubblezcavanagh]

"But it's on the Switch...so we're good!" really got me good. Glad to have some new content from you! You're killing it as always!

[@rasenshuriken9076]

I relate to this SO HARD. There's just something so wholesomely addicting about Stardew.

[@ofrutsra]

I can’t believe how happy I am to have this again.

[@sydneybeaa]

Incredible. Breathtaking. Amazing.

[@purifire]

KZbin should recommend this to more people.

[@SakuraNights]

SUCH AN ADDICTIVE GAME!! I’ve been purposely staying away for that reason, but this song makes me want to play again! Great work!

[@DraidaDrai]

Hi Brent!!!! I’m so glad to see some new songs friend. I know I don’t know you personally, but I’ve listened to your podcast a bit, and I missed your songs. It’s good to hear. ❤️

[@leticiaferreira547]

I love how he slowly gets more and more farmer haha

[@avi9797]

Never in my life have I wanted to cover a song more than when I heard this. PLEASE tell me there will be a Without Lyrics version!

[@caro666]

So happy you're back Brent! We missed you!

[@punishederic4761]

I love stardew valley and I found this one funny, been a fan for years, nice to see you back, I also really liked your recent video on lyrics, keep making stuff man!

[@Retepcobalt]

That last line channeled goofy so hard

[@troabarton69]

It's so true. Everything in this song is so true.

[@BornLosersGaming]

Loved hearing this Brent. Always big enjoy the tunes that have a bit of a sweeter side to them. Been listening to you for so many years now, I realized it'd be better described as a "decade". Here's to another decade more! Thanks for all the killer tracks.

[@TheLovelessGamer]

This whole song felt like a personal attack and I kinda appreciate that!

[@amidarkdesigns1229]

Okay, after my 50th time watching this, I finally realized his walls weren't peeling. XD

[@willbramley7175]

Ladies and gentlemen, the king is back!!! Welcome back Brent, you were dearly missed.

[@krystaaaalkay]

This is a cute funny song! I also got way more into Stardew than I thought I would so I relate to this a lot.

[@mksterfire7396]

"I tried playing Stardew Valley" *Turns into Goofy* "Yeah im dead"

[@ArthurCrane92]

DOn't worry, Brent. Quarantine is the perfect time to get stuck in a Stardew Valley loop.

[@Lapiziold]

Stardew Valley was the “Animal Crossing New Horizons” before 2020

[@YeetTheDuck]

Lapiziold lol

[@Jesters3DTabletopGaming]

Yessss perfectly sums up Stardew. Freaking love that game!!!

[@ZeldonPlays]

"Yeah I'm dead, worth it." That killed me so, yeah I'm dead🤣 worth watching this!!

[@trevorburke8660]

I only play this game because my best friend loves it, so I play it with him. HOWEVER - I've been watching this video on repeat all morning so...

[@LeonUnity]

Listen, Harvey May bring you back afterwards but you still need a shave!

[@birdfish86]

When i first got Stardew Valley for my wife i basically could not have my ps4 back for years then the switch lite came out and got her that now she on animal crossing none stop and another stardew valley on switch

[@mr.s3875]

Why'd my man sound like Goofy for a second there? 3:20

[@GoblinToxin]

Nice. Got an old-school Brentalfloss feel. I missed it. Loved it. Hope to hear it again.

[@Lilhawke]

It wasn't until my 313th time watching I noticed his beard gets longer!

[@pog-faoi-na-realtai4158]

Oh my god the commitment!

[@Richterfaelle]

603 missed calls is when I go on a vacation wouthout telling my parents. xDD

[@missnintendochick]

And they say animal crossing was the perfect pandemic game.

[@salemthecat]

Love this video. So great and the tune is amazing.

[@pkpyro2000]

Wait brent is back . . . used up all your “Use your words” money didn’t you

[@TinyDragonOnFire]

This is waaay too relatable XD Absolutely fantastic!

[@theangrycarrot2442]

3:26 It was clearly that dastardly JiF that got him in the end

[@rcadegaming7274]

Y'know, he's not wrong. Game is stupid addicting. I own it on around four separate consoles.

[@onionluigi8292]

commenting for the algorithm

[@houdini8194]

Such a great song, I love brentalfloss.

[@nicksy8759]

​*claps*

[@janetbebo2386]

My friend sent me this (I have to admit I've never seen one of your videos) and I screamed. I was a Trendo. Thanks for being you

[@LTcreed]

On one hand I love the song, on the other, it reminds me of the fact that my switch died on me recently(as in it won't turn on or charge) so I can't play Stardew Valley :(

[@mr.rad-guy3767]

Damn first Cybershell and now Brentalfloss, everyone is coming back.