I Stayed at Japan's Weirdest Love Hotel

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[@splotchy_artistry]

Anyone curious about the hieroglyphics, the pillars by the bed roughly translates to "Jurassic"... so it fits the whole hotels theme xD

[@flick2502]

im just confused on why they put the reed leaf and the man which both transliterate to i and not put the basket which would be k

[@greekre]

i'm not interested but i'm also not interested in immature content, ive been waiting for her to grow and evolve as a creator and its just not happening, time to unsubscribe.

[@williansnobre]

@@flick2502 My guess is because it was translated from the English spelling into Japanese phonetics and then into hieroglyphics Just a guess, I am not a native speaker of any of these languages

[@noranizaazmi6523]

@@greekreany askers?

[@evapunk333]

​@@greekreNo one wanted your opinion anyway. And imagine calling a video literally about an adult topic "immature." Bro, if you don't like to have fun once in awhile and laugh about cum, then I don't think Aki wants you here anyway.

[@abnormal_asian]

Aki and Jordan's synchronized "cum" is so funny 😂

[@Coyoteintheheart]

Ikr😭😂

[@Nabs_Draws]

When I saw the egyptian room , there was the following quote that jumped into my head: The Egyptians believed the most significant. thing you could do in your life was die. ..odd to see a egyptian room in Jurasic Park though. Maybe it's aiming to be a Indiana Jones/Lara Croft and YuGiOh Crossover...who knows.

[@screamingmadvoid]

i was thinking the mummy

[@williansnobre]

I mean, think about it, other than Jesus and the ancient Egyptian rulers, the Dinosaurs are probably the biggest example of most important deaths in terms of how people remember them. But I too was thinking of a Tomb Raider style crossover with a dinosaur showing up somewhere inside that room. It would be a cool jumpscare.

[@vladimircain]

"The Egyptians believed the most significant thing you could do in your life was die" *proceeds to roll down hill/sand dune*

[@baeber]

Holy fuck I love Jordan in this video from the synchronized moments with Aki to just his personality he's a bro. Now about the hotel personally I didn't like the vibe of this one even just watching through the camera. I honestly thought prostitution was legal there its honestly more weird to me that it isn't, just hope the people that do that job can stay safe seems like a dangerous one.

[@stephanieok5365]

He plays off of cohosts so well in videos he shows up in. It's really quiet a skill to match people's energy that way.

[@VovoWoahwoah]

cum

[@AfroInJPN]

You guys are too dang nice~ thank you ❤🎉

[@alexvalentine5091]

They were so in sync

[@HarakiriHakebeil]

I love his hair.

[@harleyhacksaw]

I love the idea of a full grown ass person being like, "baby, lemme take you somewhere REAAAAL nice tonight.... JURASSIC PARK! *Insert shit flute cover of song*

[@FF2Guy]

Don’t kinkshame 😂

[@GentlemanCockroach]

We gonna get so prehistoric, you’ll feel the meteor hit

[@SleeParalysisCreature]

@@GentlemanCockroachBRO😭

[@chelseacarpenter2302]

When i stayed in japan i accidentally booked a love hotel and had no idea until my friend who lives in Hamamatsu told me 😂 after he said it everything made alot more sense! We stayed at Dior 7 in Hamamatsu, and we got it because they had a massive hot tub on their balcony that looked out at the ocean. Was absolutely beautiful but hilarious 😂 Much love from Arizona 💜💜

[@anubisgodess2353]

I swear I can't tell if the amount of c*m jokes made my sides hurt or unc*mfortable. 😂😂

[@user-hy1fk6be7l]

better than the jurassic park at universal

[@AfroInJPN]

Love hotels are strange places but this one really topped the list 😂 Thanks for having me along Aki!

[@Cybersixx.]

As a hotel worker, I can tell you that most hotels have a spray they spray on the sheets to help get out any wrinkles from the sheets being folded and to deodorize. That's likely what she felt haha 😂

[@ChaoticKing]

me getting caught off guard in hearing aki call out jordan instead of joey. lmao

[@Felixian]

Jordan is an absolute joy XD

[@anubisgodess2353]

As someone who really likes it Egyptian mythology and Egyptian aesthetic as a whole that room had me rolling even I'd feel uncomfortable. 🤣😅 Ra send help!

[@millicentmok3299]

It was like, YGO Ancient Egypt, ya know?

[@rapthor666]

Jordan and Aki shenanigans? Leggoooo! And...yea room 1 looked a bit better. Jails are fun but tombs are the ultimate jails? At least all survived and no one was eaten

[@sSTARguz]

THE QUEEN HAS POSTED👑

[@lenninmontiel4539]

The Egyptian love hotel room looks romantic but also mysterious like being back in the era of the Pharoahs but damn that many lube in the shelves oof

[@angelsinthewindow]

I wonder how much of the 'unclean' feeling for you might be just the idea of being in a place like that. The stigma against it from a American's point of view. I know for myself, the stigma of a love hotel and in general motels in America is a hard one to get out of, even when a place is clean and sterile, you feel like something has happened there. This adds to how cheap a place like this can be as well. Its quite interesting how you see the place where when I see other youtubers take a look at these places too from different backgrounds. Just a fun video becomes educational to me that way.

[@Tchernobog11]

That's indeed a worry. My fiancée is kindof a germophobe (she's a doctor, makes sense! xD) and I wanted to check a love hotel out but she's worried about the cleanliness - not just dirt and whatnot but viruses, AIDS can survive for a while even if people just wipe things away so she's not keen on going to one at all.

[@Briannal884]

It’s also interesting because people do the exact same things in regular hotels and airbnbs too and people trust those a lot more in terms of cleanliness. There’s just a connotation with something called a “love hotel.”

[@UzumakiNarue]

​@@Tchernobog11 bring your own sheets so you would make sure that its actually clean 😅

[@angelsinthewindow]

@@Tchernobog11 I believe one of Chris' friends owns some love hotels and he did a video on them way back. They seemed like the most clean and well put together that I seen in these videos so maybe look at those? It's worth a watch too at least if you can find the video.

[@angelsinthewindow]

@@Briannal884 I think it's the turn around for those places compared to a normal hotel that gets some people cause it has to be so fast.

[@alyssa8167]

I'd like to think the humidity was for the dinosaurs 😔

[@PhantomOverlordX2]

It's mad, but gotta love the creative thought behind it.

[@DarkKaij]

In Brazil, Love Hotels also provides great experiences. None has a dedicated thematic entrance, but the rooms can be astonishing.

[@mlpb]

Jordan just waiving into the shot was the most wholesome jumpscare

[@Fishylucifer]

I enjoyed Jordan before but I love him so much more after this video lol.

[@vustvaleo8068]

"Walk Like an Egyptian"? more like "WANK Like an Egyptian" hah!

[@freakishuproar1168]

_Don't Feel The Fence_ *Me:* Ho ho ho! What an amusing example of Japanglish! *Hotel Owners:* Oh, it wasn't a typo... (❦ ͜ʖ ❦)

[@duan_meixuan]

Japan's so random and I love it 😂😂

[@Ahsoka_Hyrule]

3:48-4:05 and 5:56-6:12 are LEGENDARY and not enough people are talking about it

[@hooknshoot45]

This feels like it’s a hotel made for KZbinrs/vloggers

[@baronvonpiano7625]

I'm loving the Egyptian room though, I love reading about mummies and King Tut and Cleopatra and all that.

[@zoe_dawg]

When I was homeschooled we did a whole study on Egypt for a month it was really fascinating

[@soarrefly]

"Do you want health delivered to your house?" 😂 flashbacks of that one scene from ferris beullers day off

[@DNDragonmare1]

Well, the pharaoh room looks great if you want to do some yu-gi-oh cosplay during the smeggs.

[@pixelitchio]

"do you have that cotton thing for bacterias?" licks hand... and still looks at the menu after 😵‍💫 never I would have thought to see Sazh Katzroy in a love hotel

[@Legion31]

You will never catch me in a love hotel. Unless it's for the health benefits 🤣

[@Jaziem]

Yeah.. I wonder if they fixed things since Emma was there. One of the dinosaurs would not stop roaring for a while 😂

[@kasumiayanami4501]

Egyptian-themed hotel room be like: Welcome to the "Ankha-Zone" 😂

[@christythehedgehog169]

I didn't like the vibe of the hotel cause it seems very misleading on what you'll get for an experience also, i honestly liked the second room better even though aki said "It looks nicer an less creepy, but it feels grosser." I can sort of agree on this statement because housekeepers have such limited time until someone books the room again. It always seems like they don't even get 15-20 minutes to clean the room, cause that's the window they give you to clean the room fully & properly. Also i can verify this since i worked at a hotel, most times the housekeepers don't change the blankets/comforters as long as they look clean,smell clean & feel clean to them they usually call it good an just will remake the bed. So i would consider if you want fresh clean/warm blankets the next time you a stay at any hotel. Try an see if you can request new blankets/comforters from the housekeepers. They may smell clean when you walk in but that's all due to the cleaning spray they use around your entire room. Its used to freshen up the smell of the room to give it the atmosphere of being completely clean, so like it seems everything has already been done from start to finish when you check in, but if all depends on the hotel & where you stay. Most places do always make sure housekeepers are cleaning head to toe, but housekeeping as a job they always want a housekeeper to be fast & diligent at his or her job just to get people checked in cause they are more worried about getting the guest to those room asap, an will cut some corners just to get the job done. Some people didn't like me cause i would make sure all my rooms got fresh blankets. Because they worried about the time is money thing an wanted to get people to their rooms as fast as they could.

[@ReaperUnreal]

Wow, the HDR is really popping off in this vid. But also what an interesting hotel. I'd stay here just for fun honestly.

[@Dessamator]

Your friend Jordan is a good addition for you to play off of. You two were so funny! Loved this video (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡ I wish I could do this with you all (⁠◍⁠•⁠ᴗ⁠•⁠◍⁠)⁠❤

[@garnGad]

Dearest Ali, great presentation and you connect super fantastic with we viewers, your my favourite KZbin presenter, great job 👏 thank you too to Jordan genuinely cool couple and 😂naturally funny double act, bravo you guys are a joy to watch

[@rodneylopez5073]

Honestly, I liked the Egyptian room more than the jail cell one...

[@jocax188723]

When I was in Beppu a while back I spent all my time parboiling myself in various onsens and hot springs. Slightly surprised there wasn't a hot spring themed love hotel, all things considered.

[@reinaweis]

I would not touch ANYTHING in those rooms. Not even the bed.

[@Athithan_2000]

2 guys 1 girl love hotel Feel like I’ve seen this type of video before!🤔

[@WGGplant]

love hotels are also used for friends to sleep in a place for cheap. not all customers are having seggs. which i learned recently because i was invited to one by some friends

[@moto.kitten]

Aki we need more of this.....but with UV lights 😅

[@littleaftns4200]

I cannot watch this while drinking soda HELP glad to be back

[@Cxtmywrxstnblxckmyeyes]

“Come with me and you’ll be in a world of pure ejaculation” - AkiDearest 2023 😂😂😂

[@neu_dae]

wait your friend is hilarious 🤣 edit: Jordan, your friend Jordan.

[@AfroInJPN]

Yaaay that’s me😂 thanks!

[@revweb2765]

6:10 best clip ever

[@__Mousie]

I would love to see aki visiting the Zaō Fox Village or going to a naki sumo festival! btw love your videos

[@pirateofcolorado2818]

I wonder if the ac was broken or it was meant to feel like you're in the "Jungle"?

[@bvf1420]

I wonder if this will ever be one of Joeys three times a week 😂 but this place is dope even if it isn’t a “love hotel” e we need more of these in the US

[@linkster5564]

Idk why but "do not halt" makes me laugh harder than it should

[@dreamer4395]

I was expecting dinosaurs too 😅

[@shyblackcat85]

Omg Jordan is so funny and cool😂great video aki

[@arthurdanielles4784]

Outrageously entertaining ! Nothing unusual re that !❤lotta love to Aki..

[@alexandresobreiramartins9461]

Aki is like a real life version of Usaki-chan! Sugoi dekai!

[@Akira-o7t]

uh

[@GaryAa56]

Well, I don't think I'll be going to this hotel any time soon.

[@itsthatonekid2761]

I LOVE YYOUUUURR HAIR!!!!!❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

[@johnnypollack3243]

Keep up the awesome work and videos Aki love the video

[@titolove6895]

"we got Jurassic Park at home" 🦕🦖lol

[@wonhobubbles3544]

JORDANS ENERGY IS FUCKING AMAZING HAHA

[@beccaprof63]

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 Aki you’re more eeeked out about Love Hotels than CDawg or Chris abroad 😂

[@YamashitaJunji]

For anyone who's wondering, this hotel is in Oita-Ken, Beppu-shi. I used to drive down it's road everyday to go to work.

[@CARDMASTER]

I really really need to know the number of this room for my next time in Japan uahuahuhauhaa

[@testing123.]

"What are they hiding from us"

[@MrGothgirl1976]

I love the Egyptian Room I thought it look cool

[@BackAlleyArtist]

Reason why I will NEVER use these. Because love hotels ARE used. Some of them dont really keep them as clean as they should and it's just 🤮

[@saladgame]

When she tap on that "attraction switch" at 8:25, the video cut into an ad for halloween hahaha

[@lemons2096]

They could have make a theme park with those dinosaurs and stuff

[@Tiago-zg7vl]

Major thumbs up for the HDR implementation!

[@wasp6117]

This is giving Luxor and Vegas vibes. Surprised aki didn't say so being from vegas

[@somebodythatiusetoknow2027]

Love the duo ❤

[@TissuDemon]

I feel like knowing nothing was cleaned that well would be an immediate turn off xD

[@KaoriKino]

*looks beautiful on camera* Ugh, why is it so humid in here? I feel like that's most foreigners' experience with Japan in a nutshell. xD Kidding... mostly. :P

[@theremotegamer2973]

Aki went from "Jurassic Park" to "The Mummy" in the span of two steps

[@jjj6854]

I was wondering when we'd finally see this video she talked about!

[@R34p3r94]

I’ve heard that I’ll be seeing you at comic con Africa tomorrow

[@SplatterInker]

This makes me suspect that the Tokyo Creative love hotel vids had to edit quite a lot more than I thought around the ick factor. Even in those vids you can detect from Emma that she's getting those skeezy vibes.

[@kellyeaton7397]

AN EGYPTIAN THEMED ROOM IN A LOVE HOTEL THEMED AFTER JRASSIC PARK COOL. I WOULD LOVE THAT.

[@melodiclodgings8]

oh i remember watching wacky weekend with this or it was on aborad in japan, it legit looks like a fun theme park hotel but in reality it is not a themed hotel

[@tipsetea]

Aki has not used the intro since this video :< The end of an era

[@leatherbound4233]

PURELL! where the hell is the PURELL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH LOL.

[@StephanySyndrome]

:58 bro dancing in the back 😂

[@MichaelBerthelsen]

Went to an old gold mine in Beppu once, they had an activity where you pay, and get to wash some gold, was kinda fun.👍 Do recommend other places that are better, though, and on Honshu.

[@sethmunday9855]

Cool video all the best seth

[@ingesadventures]

funniest lovehotel review ever

[@whoslovingmj]

Jordan is such a delight xD you guys just have the best vibe, I was cackling xD

[@AbRas644]

If you think about it, it kinda makes sense... I mean, in most horror movies, you have these moments where they gain a moment of respite, and the leads decide to kiss, and it goes much further than just that.

[@aquamarinedream4505]

The Egyptian-themed room is so cool!

[@mangamama9881]

Now that's a love hotel I would go to! 😮 Dinosaurs AND ancient egypt as turn-on scenery? It's like they read my mind 😅😂

[@Themoggyman.97]

(Aki walks into room) The Pharos curse theme song comes on👁👄👁

[@marissas8234]

Love you sooooo freakin much Aki!!

[@Jes_Az11]

I think I've seen this love hotel on a Wacky Weekend episode 🤔...

[@rin_yen9390]

Why are Aki and Jordan moods?

[@yellowmellow2033]

it's kinda ironic how king tut's tomb isn't in a pyramid lmaooo

[@quokkakola1722]

Jordan was fantastic in this video! More Jordan / Aki collabs!

[@mothmos]

love hotels in general does have icky feel, even like, 'those kind of bars', it's the low energetic vibe of it, like cesspool vibe XDDD

[@kevinwebb82]

Welcome to Cretaceous Garden!!!

[@keotshepile5801]

I feel joy knowing she posted this from South Africa😂

[@amadeus5889]

Nefertiti partying like it’s 1350 B.C.E.