"i suplex the dragon"

[@Frytranslationvanoss]

There is not a "main character" in DnD, we're all heroes of the story Los Tiburon:

[@wrigthtalekenavi2066]

imma Grapple the DRAGON.

[@tinnitusintensifies]

henderson:

[@Heart0fSOUL]

Los Tiburon begs to differ

[@reaperofmemes923]

thats bc hes not a character hes the storyteller and we are just living in his world

[@fancypantsism]

Man LITERALLY SUPLEXED THE F*#$ING DRAGON!

[@venerablebrothergoriate5844]

Dragon: “Why is this shirtless masked man jumping at me-“ This guy: “IT’S TIME TO STEP INTO THE SQUARED CIRCLE, SON!”

[@jonathansorenson6840]

all these squares make a circle

[@Rhino-Prime]

AND THAT ONE STILL GREEN

[@beno22iscool]

​@@jonathansorenson6840ALL THESE SQUARES MAKE A CIRCLE

[@ruffunity6938]

​@Rhino-Prime DBZA reference right?

[@Rhino-Prime]

@@ruffunity6938 yes

[@BoredTruckn]

That was a real fuckin party. Supported him the whole way.

[@RequiemPoete]

Lol. Of course. He was *THE SHARK OF THE LAND*

[@punkabooiscool1111]

F THAT WE BALL

[@Pensive_Scarlet]

Which one were you? ;D

[@LetsPlayCrazy]

Of all the things that were most unrealistic... that was the point that broke the immersion for me!

[@mishagaming1075]

@@LetsPlayCrazyIt's pretty realistic considering how that action can make everyone hype.

[@FlaschenJoe11]

Final sentence of the post: "And that is the story of how I made it to Level 4"

[@FlaschenJoe11]

@@bradyk1604 Maybe the dragon cushioning the fall allowed him to live?

[@ZenoDLC]

​@@FlaschenJoe11The final statement is loud enough that the sound bounced back and pushed Los Tiburon's body just enough as the damage of the impact hits the dragon's neck and traveled up to his arm, breaking his grip, meaning he really just fallen about the height of the dragon

[@inkdragoon4547]

If you fall on top of another creature, you take half fall damage. Still, surviving 10d6 damage as a level 3 monk is pretty insane.

[@potat2846]

​@@inkdragoon4547Insane but possible. There are feats that lower fall damage plus depending on the race fall damage can be lowered by hovering at the last second or one of his party members could've used a spell

[@CryptiCoy]

On top of what the other commenter replied being a flying luchador with a focus on grappling I could totally see a feat or piece of equipment or buff this kind of character could use to lessen fall damage and if those all Low rolled he could live it without all that.

[@slammieboy]

And the legend is still told to this day. The legend of LOS TIBURON the flying landshark who single handedly took down the flying serpent of the sea. (Sorry for my bad english, not a native speaker)(edit. I admit my english isn't bad, but while writing I tought I encorpirated some of my native grammer. Thanks to everybody who told me it wasn't that bad)

[@TheInvisibleMan-06]

Nah man, your English is great

[@slammieboy]

@@TheInvisibleMan-06 thx man

[@TheInvisibleMan-06]

@@slammieboy np

[@ConsumerOfCorndogs]

For a non-native speaker, your English is perfect!

[@marzbars6063]

Your English is perfect my guy! If it really isn’t your first language you did an incredible job learning it

[@captainschmichael7568]

This is where “rule of cool” outstrips “rules as written” every day of the week. Playing a 40k TTRPG, an absolute highlight was, as a rogue trader, using an aeldari ranger’s master crafted sniper rifle as a baseball bat to send enemy grenades back their way during a huge fortress assault. Completely outside the possibilities of the rules. Did not care. Best GM ever.

[@robberyproductions1363]

Eldar Ranger: THAT IS A PRICELESS ARTEFACT!!!! Rouge Trader: It's Wraith bone! It can take a hit!!!!! *Hits a home run with the rifle*

[@RequiemPoete]

Yeah. No way could anyone be able to do this, but hell it would be awesome to see.

[@tommyfortress7515]

@@robberyproductions1363 them eldars be fuming

[@Qardo]

@@robberyproductions1363 It is spelled Rogue. Unless the Rogue Trader is French and calls himself the "Rouge Trader" or "Red Trader".

[@CHRF-55457]

Well. Its honestly within the realm of possibilities for humans here. The moment a gun jams, it suddenly becomes an expensive club.

[@treywilliams1388]

I can only imagine what’s going through the dragons head during this entire interaction

[@MysticWarriorMJ]

Probably something along the lines of wtf seriously until it hit the ground

[@samsilverman8579]

I think when they were hurtling down to the ground the dragon thought is this man crazy Edit:when did I get 141 likes

[@smusky4643]

'What the!? I'll fly up! He has to let go or risk death! Wait... Wait! Is he insane? WHAT IS HE DOING!? MY WINGS! LET GO!!! _NOOOOOO-'_*CRACK*

[@slimetank394]

Just repeatedly "what the f-" over and over again until it stops thinking

[@thelivingghost5695]

Ahhhhhhh!!!!!! Get'im off me, get'im off me, get'im off me!

[@BattleSpew]

YOU DIDN'T INCLUDE THE FINAL LINE! "And that was the story of how I how I made it to level 4."

[@Rectal_Railgun]

LMAOOO!

[@Lancersilva]

He should’ve have a folding chair on him. Imagine pulling up on a tarrasque and someone in the party goes “Oh no, it’s Los Tiburon with an iron chair!”

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

Keep it in your bag of holding for emergencies.

[@dposcuro]

When you get high enough level, you have a selection of chairs for all of the right situations: The Cold Iron Chair The Adamantine Chair The Silver Chair The Barbed Wire Chair The Razor Wire Chair "La silla de la muerte" A +1 Chair.

[@fxsantazo]

La Chancla

[@DJBigman-yf1zs]

DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN LOS TIBURON WITH A METAL CHAIR!!!

[@joiecariaga5094]

The dice desired the stupidity would work

[@ZacSpeaksGiant]

The dice gods willed it so.

[@Atalas5]

@@ZacSpeaksGiant even the gods obey Rule of Cool

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

The dice have a story they want to tell! And that night, the story was f***ing epic.

[@roma540]

The dice hath spoken!

[@hyperbolicparaboloid154]

I just realized the curse words are censored by dice noises. I don't know why but that to me is genius.

[@IIIGioGioStarIII]

With falling damage rules and falling on creatures, technically, OP's character should have died. But as a DM, totally would have ruled it in OP's favor because SUPLEXING A FUCKING DRAGON is just so epic and badass.

[@enderborn6860]

If you can wrestle a dragon you are worthy of massive respect

[@Snipergod1024]

@@bradyk1604 See, I can see your point of view, and it's not invalid. Certainly for the majority of the campaign, I could see myself enforcing a similar mindset, the dice tell the story. However, if you have a moment of epic like this scene here, I'd personally be willing to allow them a fudged roll. Not as a mainstream thing, but as an exception, due to the fact they've done something UNSPEAKABLY EPIC (the guy suplexed a fucking DRAGON, after all) they get one pass. This time.

[@aquamarinerose5405]

One thing I'll recommend on the more RAW side (And the question of cheating death in particular, since I see there's a back and forth argument between letting dice tell the story or not) I'd be highly tempted to recommend lifting a system like Pathfinder's Hero Points (really, hero points from EITHER edition, Though the Second Edition version might make more sense in the case of a simplified system like 5e.) Which, a basic summary of hero points because I'm a nerd like that. - In PF1e they're a semi-permanent resource. You start the game with 1 hero point and you can get more by having the DM award them to you. You can spend them to do a whole bunch of things ranging from acting out of turn, using an extra action, getting hints from the DM, reroll, do essentially a miniature divine intervention (the Special category which says you can petition the DM to spend a hero point to do "anything that would normally be almost impossible, such as casting a spell that's too 1 level too high for you, making an attack that blinds a foe or bypasses its DR entirely, or using diplomacy to convince a raging dragon to stop its attack". Or, most relevantly to THIS conversation, spending 2 hero points to cheat death. - In PF2e they're treated much more like Inspiration, you get 1 hero point at the start of each session, and get more by doing daring or heroic deeds. you can spend 1 hero point to reroll any check, or spend ALL your hero points (minimum 1) to cheat death.

[@Nempo13]

With falling rules and being a monk. Monks have that catfall skill where they take half damage from falling, and their falling damage length also starts after 20'. They were riding another person so they take half damage due to that as well. Which drops the damage to 1/4th. The bard could have cast feather fall while the crash landing happened as well. You can only fall 150' in one round unless you are thousands of feet up and can hit terminal velocity which takes you falling for 300' uninterupted. This gives time for other characters to prepare something to help out. Feather fall would drop the damage even farther (1/8th). Making it laughably easy to survive. Yes the rules are all there and exist, most just aren't willing to do the math is all.

[@aquamarinerose5405]

@@Nempo13 Though apparently they didn't HAVE slow fall yet since one version of the story says "that's how we reached level 4"

[@smusky4643]

This is why we love D&d! It can be Dark and Grim, hardcore and serious... Or completely mad and insane! Moments like this can happen and work while being absoulutly, wildly cool! Bonkers even! What a legend!

[@MusForReal]

i hate furries

[@BoredTruckn]

Someone should make an animation of this.

[@galaxylisabeth2178]

Yes.

[@cainanlove8432]

Agreed.

[@yeenbaby2891]

The council decided, this world herritage post must be immortalized via footage now!!!!

[@RequiemPoete]

​@@yeenbaby2891It would take ten years, but could you imagine how good Harry Patridge could make this look?

[@Dr.-wing]

@@yeenbaby2891 do it we need to see it

[@2ScoopsPlz]

That was awesome, I can only imagine how hype that moment was for the group

[@aer015]

He's got that energy to suplex a train.

[@eeveeborn1418]

"Bitch I'm motherfucking sabin" as Sabin casually suplexes doom train

[@March3233]

Final fantasy was such a wild ride

[@chrispernell5485]

Unfortunately he wasn't strong enough to suplex kefla

[@highrofellos6721]

@@chrispernell5485 He just Bum Rushed Kefka...over and over again.

[@dantespicysausage9615]

Grod-a-mania goes WIIILD brother!!

[@ZacSpeaksGiant]

The green always rises to the top

[@AxDuncan2635]

Tiburon 4:20 says i just whooped your ass!"

[@leyrua]

I had a sorcerer player do something similar. Except he needed to transform himself into a giant ape AND drink a potion of Enlarge to do it.

[@trutwhut6550]

So king Kong?

[@leyrua]

@@trutwhut6550 Yep

[@lulolie]

​@@trutwhut6550king kong vs Godzilla in dnd

[@rolandogutierrez6152]

​@@trutwhut6550 I feel it's more akin to Rampage than King Kong

[@General_Kenobi1]

This sounds like a story the bad guy from Despicable Me 2 would tell.

[@jellythebard654]

El macho

[@General_Kenobi1]

@@jellythebard654 yes! I forgot his name. Thank you

[@jellythebard654]

@@General_Kenobi1 no prob

[@braydeslaurier5960]

This does feel like an el macho special

[@fisch37]

In any and all cases, it's not a story a Jedi would tell

[@RoxyGotMoxy.]

"I am Los Tiburon!" "I think I misheard you. Did you just say your name is 'Lusty Baron?' "I am going to kill you now. Prepare yourself."

[@venomdragon7853]

"You're going to THRILL me?"

[@MunchKING]

"Oh, I love shrimp".

[@aidenzorn8322]

I like to imagine he did a spinning pile driver on the way down

[@Warcriminal_Tyr]

PRIMARY LOTUS!!

[@Tailstraw_xD]

FINAL ATOMIC BUSTERRRRR

[@ocomolinaehain1795]

I just hear abridged Jeice yelling "Piledriver! Piledriver!"

[@verdadlumin7423]

MY LOYAL FANS! WITNESS MY FULL MIGHT! NO MERCY, NO REMORSE! OOOORYAAAA!

[@cooperhawken6557]

@@verdadlumin7423 BOL'SHOI POBEDA!!!!!!!

[@jaxionmaxomus4315]

Suplex the Dragon sounds like a metal band that I’d listen to

[@IceRuby-ur4zl]

I believe the old saying goes like: Heavenly... Potemkin... *_BUSTER!!!_*

[@TheSentinelStone]

Los Tiburon needs an inlaid championship belt using parts from the dragon he killed.

[@TheBottegaChannel]

And this is why you need a buddy who is an Archane armorer artificer. Not only can he repair your Luchador costume, he can make you that belt from the bones, fangs and hide of that dragon you suplexed.

[@doctorcorvus1319]

This reminds me of the time I was playing a Monk Kitsune (it was Pathfinder) for a campaign and me and my party nearly ended up being squad wiped by a black dragon and I just went *fu**#k** it!* and punched the dragon in the chest. Ended up with a Nat 20 and basically *Falcon Punched* the Dragons heart out of its chest. Best danm thing I’ve ever done!

[@jonathanrussell8998]

I played a Cleric who took just a little bit of Monk because of the PF1 rule where you can hold a touch spell and deliver it via unarmed attack. Plane Shift is a touch spell Fast forward to a fight against a red dragon after I've been waiting for a while to punch someone into another dimension Get up close, wind up Crotch punch Failed save Punched a red dragon in the nads so hard it sent him to the elemental plane of water.

[@doctorcorvus1319]

@@jonathanrussell8998 - Nice, being able to pull out of pocket stuff like that is what makes D&D such a gem for people

[@gaintrobotsrulez]

@@jonathanrussell8998 YOU POSSESS THE GOD HAND!?

[@Chara_Dreemurr1]

... that is amazing Corvus! Wow! ... just straight up pulled a CAPTAIN FALCON! who isn't even from a fighting game. Dunno where his falcon pawnch and falcon kick came from when he's from a racing game

[@elchjol2777]

I also played a Kitsune in Pathfinder once. Went with a STR based fighter, racial penalties only knocked me to a 16 (Good rolls), he was a orphan rased in some human farming village and never met any of his own kind till a good way into the campaign and he hadn't figured out how to transform into a human until that point. What do you get when you rase a Kitsune on a farm with the militia captian as a father? One that is literally twice as stong as an average Kitsune but is honest to a fault. He became the unmovable rock of the party and the arguments that occurred whenever he got talking to some of the more uppity Kitsune were funny. Oh and his name was a pun. Toby Honest. (To be honest)

[@acemcwolf5445]

He had fought warriors, Master spellcasters, Countless heroes. But the dragon met his match at the one thing he never fought. *A Wrestler!*

[@drunkendevil6960]

This is awesome! And true to the Spirit of Lucha. Los Tecnicos (the good guys) don't give up even against seemingly impossible odds.

[@3FrogsInATrenchCoat]

I CAN HEAR THE PARTY SCREAMING WHEN HE GOT A NATURAL 20

[@igur_yes]

The fact that Los Tiburon is not just any generic funny dnd charachter and is actually semi-known among the community

[@TealFirefox4387]

Legend has it that the tale of LOS TIBURON is still told across the many Campaigns

[@braveherogreenleaf6256]

Bards' Grandpa: "And that's why You can cast magic missile."

[@ZeroGForce]

You know, I thought this was the same ancient Los Tiburon thread, but it looks like someone made a crappy repost that omits the absolute best part of the post: After the cleric bangs his shield like a bell to signal the end of the match, Los Tiburon's (original) player goes on to say: _"And that's the story of how I made it to Level 4."_

[@corbanbausch9049]

@@bradyk1604dm shenanigans

[@corbanbausch9049]

@@bradyk1604 I think that if you can justify it, fudging numbers is fine, especially if it helps the narrative. For example, maybe the monk landed *on top* of the dragon, thereby negating a lot of the damage because it cushioned his fall.

[@Jan-nl6kq]

honestly he would have been happy if he died that session, there was no way there was ever such an amazing way to go out ever again, his character would have gotten the death he wanted, and tales through zhe entire land. It only goes down from there, what a fucking legend.

[@Vinemaple]

I found this guy's actual channel and hunted up this video because the short was NOT ENOUGH

[@Firestar4041]

Every party needs a Monk who suplex's all the problems away FF6, suplex a train Los Tiburon, suplex a dragon

[@iAmCyberwaste]

BROCK LESNAR WOULD NEVER.

[@Tchnfrq]

brock lesnar would hipfire it to death with his 50cal (kzbin.info/www/bejne/e2a2m3djgMiGoac) cover it in his bbq rub and eat it.

[@ladingon4047]

He would take that dragon to suplex city

[@rishoh]

Ghost dragon: "That did NOT just F!@#ing happen!"

[@ragingsalamanderstudios7278]

Bro is the embodiment of "I ain't hear no Bell!!"

[@argentstorm2861]

I feel this. This is the crazy stuff i live for.

[@charliekrauss5046]

Man would make zangief proud of that grapple

[@calanon534]

And Mike Haggar.

[@charliekrauss5046]

@@calanon534 indeed

[@HazeEmry]

Loyal fan, reporting in!

[@shadowclaw7210]

He would be making whole Grappler nation proud!!!

[@maxlimit9129]

That is a Heavenly Potemkin Buster if I've ever seen one

[@ART3M1S]

*pin’s wings* “YOU AINT GOIN NOWHERE”

[@BerriMura]

This needs to be animated RIGHT. NOW.

[@ColtNomad]

I actually played something similar for a few sessions with plans in the future to revisit the character. Human Variant to grab unarmed fighting style. 1st level monk. 2nd and 3rd level barbarian. 4th through 8th level rune knight fighter. My bard brother would cast enlarge on me after I used my rune knight ability to make me a huge sized creature who could pummel and grapple anything.

[@Bunkus41]

Yeaaaah! I had a similar build that I made with the express purpose of slapping dragons out of the air by jumping and using a "shove" action. Also, rules as written the character in the story probably shouldn't have been able to grapple the dragon because of size restraints, but home rules and rule of cool override that.

[@danielmclellan1522]

Duergar racial ability to cast enlarge on self, combined with Rune Knight. My friend was playing a Path of the Giant barbarian dwarf. Guess who bought four adamantine war picks just so we could freight train through solid rock almost as fast as a bullette.

[@stranger5011]

This is the greatest play i've ever heard of in D&D, fucking majestic

[@MaxWelton]

“I am a lucha!” You’re…a fight? Fighter is “luchador”

[@HazelKnight34]

lmao clearly accurate spanish was not a priority for the story- it was bugging me that “los” is plural but “tiburón” is singular- so i kept hearing “MANY SHARK”

[@DrKurapikaIsDrowning]

BRO REALLY JUST HEAVENLY POT BUSTERED A DRAGON, ABSOLUTE CHAD!!!

[@Firelordthe64th]

They should be an npc group and legends in future campaigns of theirs.

[@denzellizasuain563]

Part of a quest is to wrestle los tiburon

[@christerjakobsen8107]

@@denzellizasuain563 To gain the blessing of the Lucha, no doubt!

[@FuryJack07]

Ok, having an earlier party become a group of NPCs in a future campaign sounds like an awesome idea, Imma mark this down, so that if I eventually play DND as the DM, this is gonna be a great addition.

[@ImADeity]

This man's going to German suplex a Minotaur

[@mariostoynov]

Jacob: I wrestled an angel Los Tiburon: That's cute

[@hi4705]

Mike Tyson is sweating right now-

[@Qardo]

Of course, Tyson would be sweating. He is a BOXER. Not a wrestler. He may have a punch that could send a man to God (no, I am not joking). He would be fucked. If he was grappled and put into a chokehold. Or worse, pinned and put into a number of submission moves. A Boxer's greatest strength is to maintain distance and a little box between them and their opponent. While a Wrestler (or Wastler if you are thinking more entertainment) is all about moving in and going for the grab. Never giving their opponent a chance. To basically overpower them. And should point out. MMA is vastly different from either and a whole different fighting style.

[@salvadortoscano2534]

He didn't even need to calculate the fall damage for himself, if its over his HP he could just use the half-orc "I didn't hear no bell" feature :D

[@caiusdrakegaming8087]

Apparently this was in the 3.5 rules so the fall damage was more survivable with him landing on the dragon, but not sure if half-orcs back then still got Relentless Endurance.

[@AnhNguyen-bj6zc]

Sabin from ff6: finally a worthy opponent our battle will be legendary

[@calanon534]

Anon of f*cking culture, right here.

[@CaptDuty491]

*Nacho Libres theme starts playing*

[@nickcampbell3812]

This kind of reminds me how in 5e, there aren't really specific rules on what game conditions would prevent you from fulfilling spell components. For example, can a grappled caster still provide Somatic Components? Even though it is a bit strange, grappling doesn't prevent a creature from attacking or acting, just moving freely.

[@asagothe_fander]

I stood up briefly, and this just sent me to the floor. I’ve never laughed this much.

[@mangounit9678]

bro got suplexed irl just by hearing about this legend

[@dirkkrohn1907]

I feel you brother, I'm coughing from laughing so hard.

[@mikkelnpetersen]

"See this lizard? I'm gonna wrestle it"

[@StellarLittleStars]

The best part about this, is that directly after it ended, I got an ad saying “a win is a win! A win is a win!” It was obviously for an uninvolved game but it fit so well 😂

[@jackwriter1908]

😂 now we only need a movie of it 😂

[@mangelsimonpaniello2256]

As a DnD enthusiast I loved this. As a Spanish everything Los Tiburón said (including his name) bugs me to infinity

[@SlyJMan]

The bards of that world will forever sing the praises of the legendary lucha who defeated a dragon in unarmed combat!

[@TheCrimsonRevenger]

Had a moment like this myself back in the day. It's why I pretty much only play Monks now. Any punkass scrub can kill the Dragon with level 9 casting of Mordekainen's I-Win-Now or swinging around a +5 Sword of Ultimate Pwnage. Only TRUE LEGENDS can face the flying fire lizard as naked as the day they were born and punch the damn thing to death.

[@thephoenixfromoz]

I now want to see a campaign with Los Tiburon, Krod, and a cleric is done with their bs.

[@TheRatedOniChannel]

El Santo and other masker wrestlers would have been immensely proud of Los Tiburón!

[@Brother_Aniki]

El Santo was canonically Los Tiburon's mentor!

[@camiblack1]

@@Brother_Aniki I kinda wish there were more "gerational games" so we could hear about Hijo de Tiberon suplexing a Baenoloth.

[@Mekora]

The image at 1:36 is from Guacamelee, a metroidvania in which you play as a luchadore wearing a magic mask from the land of the dead.

[@Ranger-Cealers]

The party took the concept of a fantasy wrestler and ran at top speed with it

[@brianmoyachiuz905]

I'm definitely playing a wrestling barbarian character who loves using anything in a fight with Tavern Brawler

[@atharvplayz1389]

I have never been more invensted in a story

[@zarthes]

Man that is such a classic, had a time when our bard told a legend of this very story to entertain the guard enough to let us go. Since we didn't actually do much beyond mouth off at the man.

[@thorlocks7818]

Your energy when reading that story is so great! thank you for sharing.

[@Flannel-Channel8837]

This is why I love gimmick characters they can make the game so much more fun and entertaining

[@akisa7865]

I've given thee courtesy enough, now I fight as Los Tiburon, LUCHA!

[@curtisthornsberry4236]

I love when stuff like this happens! One of my first games I was a dwarf fighter who got in way over his head. Dragon could have just bit me a couple of times, or thrown me off the mountain. But instead she flew into the air and carried me 400ft abover the ground. Dropped me, but I proceeded to swing a chain and catch it on the spikes on her back. Then made a series of checks to climb up and dodge the breath attack as she tried to shake and bake me off. Chain was made of adamantine (from the dragons horde) so wouldnt break. Once I was riding I wrapped around the dragons wings and got that magic nat 20 for doing stupid stuff. Cried “for the ancestors!” And proceeded to survive at -6hp, already dropped the dragon off a cliff with a falling rock trap, shot her with a cannon, and dropped heavy opbects on her. The fall was just enough to finish the angry lizard. Almost didnt make the death saving throws, but managed to cling to life with every bone in my body being broken. Went on to do a “dragon hunter” campain after that short test game. Made a of stuff out of the dragon.

[@Danny_Ko]

I gotcha for 3 minutes, 3 minutes of playtime

[@ieuanclouter8494]

If only he put his educated feet to good use.

[@Atalas5]

such a fantastic story. quite inspiring!

[@MaxWelton]

Los Tiburón is a plural article with a singular noun. Are you a shark? Or are you a school of tiny sharks in a trench coat?! Pick one!

[@Czarisyn]

I remember first reading about this. Its a fucking legendary story

[@CristobalVilches-ij8vk]

fun fact: in spanish "Los tiburon" is a poorly written way to say "the sharks" but apart from that, HECK YEA LOS TIBURON RULESSSS!!!!

[@thesennmaster9791]

While the dragon tries to get ride of it's unwanted passenger, I can only imagine this going through it's mind. "HOLY FISHPASTE!!! GET IT OFF ME!! GET IT OFF ME!!!"

[@pixelpkm]

Bro just solo-ed the dragon , ain’t no way

[@darth_yoda]

Reminds me of the time my barbarian back in the good old days of AD&D (Second generation) body slammed a Silver Dragon as part of a dare only for the groups paladin to totally loss it and beat him up with his shield :P

[@mikedanielespeja6128]

My man used an R2 BURST on that last roll.

[@OccultOrangutan]

I will never get tired of dnd stories.

[@prateekbhurkay9376]

I don't even play DnD but love these stories!

[@Joi_to_da_World]

Epic and historical campaign ends in wrestling match, you won't believe who won. Lmao

[@originlostborn369]

I love how you scream so quietly so you don’t either peak your mic or annoy your neighbors

[@Player_36C]

That was wild and crazy !!!

[@jarokier]

Can only say how it'd be even cooler had he not survived that final fight, dying in the process of taking down the dragon but leaving behind one amazing legend for everyone to speak about!

[@TheBottegaChannel]

Props to the party and Los Tiburon for pulling an epic win against a formidable foe.

[@karasuchrono]

Oh my god that makes for an amazing story, especially with that delivery.

[@WilliamMueller-s2f]

Imagine that dragon‘s confusion before being scared shitless about a masked man yelling Spanish

[@Dovahninja]

Los Tiburon: "You're goin' nowhere! I got you for three minutes! Three minutes of playtime!"

[@LinTekKim]

A dragon we were fighting was going to do a breath attack as a dying action. I had bigby's hand still up( i was using it to bitch slap the dragon) dm allowed us a reaction. I told him I close shut the dragon's mouth with the hand. We rolled and I passed. Dm described the dragon opening up about to spew flames and shit only for me to shut him up and cause his head to explode. It was metal af.

[@KogasaGaSagasa]

Old but good story. I remember it well, and certainly enjoyed hearing it again. There should be a tavern IRL where there are just regular performances of old D&D stories for oldtimers.

[@diegoherrera7222]

This guys character was just the entirety of the freebird solo and im all for it

[@forgotn42]

I bet like he felt like a god after that play. Absolutely incredible.

[@saphironkindris]

I had someone try to do something similar in one of my games. Everyone thinks they're prepared to DM until they hear the words "I'd like to grapple the beholder"

[@RedRatTheRed]

"You cannot grapple a beholder" 'You do not tell Los Tiburan what he can and cannot do!"

[@quintevail7500]

Just want to appreciate you having the Bartimeaus series on your shelf

[@Sephiroth144]

Sabin, mid-train suplex, nods approvingly to Los Tiburon, LANDSHARK OF THE SKY

[@HyperFlame64V1]

As a Wrestling Fan...mans hits him with a Spear EDGE **"Metalingus" by Alter Bridge (WWE Rated R Mix) starts playing** would be proud of, does a Surfboard Abdominal Stretch on the Dragons WINGS holding him back completely and then makes this Dragon walk the Razor's Edge **Razor Ramon theme plays** to snap its Neck on Impact. What a goddamn Legend.

[@camiblack1]

I mean he also did kinda SNAP that DRAGON's neck with a SUPLEX.

[@HyperFlame64V1]

@@camiblack1 Nah my friend, the way he threw him down was a Crucifix Powerbomb made Famous by Razor Ramon, hence the name it was originally known as at the time "The Razor's Edge", the Dragon merely botched his landing snapping its Neck

[@camiblack1]

@@HyperFlame64V1 oh I got all the moves, I was merely saying he could call that that because well...