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[@shellknight1323]

Markiplier: *"CAN YOU SHUT UP!"* Eugene: Frankly It has become apparent that you might've not taken a fancy to my speech pattern and i do rightly so apologize if it wasn't necessary to provide the utmost clarity on the topic at hand.

[@HauntedChipDoodles]

"Lmao

[@silvernightray7701]

The only way you could make Eugene's text more annoying is by sprinkling quotation marks on every big word.

[@saltysarahzechnas638]

I fucking hate how this guy talks. my brain just mashes all his words into a sentence that gets his words across because even my brain is too damn lazy to read this bs

[@jinnoparangue9486]

Even though I think it's obnoxious to hear what Eugene is saying, I admit I talk normal in real life but talk like Eugene when writing essays or doing presentations.

[@NopeNaw]

Joke kinda falls on its face when "apologize" is misspelled.

[@Twinsizedcatress]

I love him Mark translating Eugene into 'normal speak', which is really just Mark translating Eugene into himbo lol

[@Kfoglarsson]

Heehoo*

[@josephgillilan3548]

I was thinking of west of loathing.

[@robbiehydrawolf8836]

I was thinking the same thing.

[@josephgillilan3548]

@@robbiehydrawolf8836 shoulda went cow puncher this play through

[@robbiehydrawolf8836]

@@josephgillilan3548 oh sorry I haven't watched marks west of loathing, the reply was to the primary comment.

[@Quietman365]

Eugene speaks like he's trying to hit the word count in an essay.

[@A_Real_Bloody_Vampire]

He reminds me of Mojo JoJo.

[@justxjamie1531]

He's like that in the show

[@34sanon80]

@Sansythe_Mansy r/ihavereddit

[@returneefromthemoon]

me trying to hit 3000wc per day

[@krynoss]

@Sansythe_Mansy r/nobodycaresaboutrslashesanymore

[@amethystcovette]

I love how mark immediately feels about Eugene how literally everyone else does in the series. “Just shut up” is a great way to describe it. Mark does make him more palatable tho

[@TheHuffmanator]

Not too bright, are you bub?

[@amethystcovette]

@@TheHuffmanator its not that i dont understand him, its just that hes so over the top pompous that hes annoying. i mean, dumbing it down a whole lot is like the complete other end of the spectrum but i just find that more amusing than the latter

[@TheHuffmanator]

@@amethystcovette Thanks proving my point bub. I am sure that smell is just the best for you...

[@amethystcovette]

@@TheHuffmanator wow rude

[@TheHuffmanator]

@@amethystcovette Damn short bus, I honestly didn't assume you were this dense. Good luck with life bub

[@Pokeluva1]

Eugene being a canon character and Mark discovering his hatred for him in THIS game and not in any of the other material is hilarious.

[@Tilaic]

Yeah I don’t think he’s watched the show since drunk Minecraft xD

[@wolfofmercury7518]

Eugene is awful XD

[@Crazed-Rat]

@@wolfofmercury7518 i agree

[@Tejas_Hoss]

As a Darryl it is my obligation to say fuck you Eugene.

[@CurtyTails]

@@darknessmohag6181 I haven’t watched the show after season 5 or 6 due to losing interest…does Eugene actually talk like that in the show?!

[@kittenwispy]

*Eugene:* you folks forever perform your actions to attack my speech!"_ *Mark translates:* _"you guys always act like you're better than me!"_

[@TheSkycania]

You guys act like you gooderer than me!

[@Spacebugg]

we are gooderer than you

[@wolfielps4411]

Tbh mark taking the mic out of Eugene talking kinda got boring after a long time

[@what_220]

Hi kittenwispy

[@what_220]

Hi verify person

[@itwasidio1736]

Mark translating Eugene's lines into himbo dialect just proves he's a himbo.

[@noahjohnson9170]

2:29 “Man this guy’s annoying.” Mark realized it only a few lines into Eugene’s presence in the game. I think most people took longer to realize it when watching the actual show.

[@Voidi-Void]

*DIO!*

[@Predator20357]

@@noahjohnson9170 remember when he nearly got killed by Abraham or Abram when after he lied he said he was smarter than the clearly pissed man? Dude really asked to die right there

[@TheHuffmanator]

Yet a vital member of the team and lives to this day...

[@kakyoin2076]

I kira

[@SenterSen]

Eugene: "Considering the increasingly volatile situation, I'd propose locating a route to a safe exit post-haste" Mark translating: "LOOK, THIS SEEMS DANGEROUS. LET'S JUST GET THE FU*K OUTTA HERE"

[@kyleguajardo]

Perfect translation to be honest.

[@OneTopic]

The Walking Dead did deal with that one bridge… they kind of just, *blew it up* though, haha

[@jayyy260]

Heya, love your videos my dude. How's your day been?

[@pechofcute6688]

!! hi one topic! :D wow, two of my favorite youtubers! i didnt know you watched mark!

[@erikno2992]

Hi OT :)

[@quiteinfamousbutold7455]

*e x s p l o s i o n*

[@Jadeddoxy]

Great to see you here topic!

[@sofajess]

I feel like mark not becoming an engineer was probably for the best.

[@LordHoth_09]

I would say you’re wrong but I’ve watched him build things lol

[@sifuculreif6448]

He's good at making triangles, but he always puts too much weight on a single point somewhere.

[@pokemon05100]

I feel like part way we start seeing a sliver of the engineer buried deep in his subconscious

[@Skipmunk85]

to be fair I think he wasn't going to be a civil engineer, but yeah these videos don't inspire much confidence

[@missachua]

Mark was in Biomedical Engineering. Idk, his earlier vids like Beseige he seemed like he still had a zest for this stuff. As another 30yo tho, I think I can relate. Like, 'school was just so long ago, who remembers any of that stuff?' Plus it's just not rly relevant to his current interests anymore.

[@lilacsky6272]

As someone who speaks French, the way Mark pronounced "tête-à-tête" just fucking killed me.

[@galaxymarshmello8883]

I was looking for this comment😂

[@Nimbus3690]

As someone who doesn't speak a lick of French, I screamed laughing

[@calixtatepes8246]

I can confirm, it got me good haha

[@goldenstripes3296]

As someone who only knows bon appetite, could you show how tête-à-tête is said? 😅

[@calixtatepes8246]

@@goldenstripes3296 (my phone is not letting send comments so let's hope you don't get a double) First of all, it's "bon appétit" without an e at the end and you don't prononce the final t :p sorry, I know it wasn't your initial question but it's funny to hear most non-french speakers prononce it with the final t As for tête à tête, think of "ê" as "eh", don't prononce the "e" and think of "à" as "ah" (sorry if it's confusing) So you'd get something that sounds like "t-eh-t ah t-eh-t" (I hope it makes sense, I'm not really good at that !) PS : the very funny thing about how Mark pronounced it, is that he used two different prononciations for "tête" and it really sounded like "tété à tâter" which could be translated as "nipple to touch/feel"

[@spikes_johnson]

Kyra: "I'll be the bait this time, guys." Also Kyra: "What the fuck, guys? Why would you let me do that?"

[@theancientsam]

Feminism thrives after the apocalypse apparently lol

[@Cherryboddu]

@spikes_johnson It should be like :- "What the f*ck, guys ? Why wouldn't you stop me from doing that ?

[@andrew_wow6892]

Eugene is like that kid at highschool that started reading textbooks ahead of the class, and now he won't shut up about the things he read

[@user-cm9kx9nf8p]

@@dontreadmyaboutpage2824 ok i wont :)

[@scrambledeggs9801]

I started In like 3rd grade and it was very irritating for everyone but me

[@breewashere]

Nah he just uses long words that he read in those books and won't shut up. The only person that ever got him to shut up was Neagan.

[@WarriorOO2]

Hi Raynor!

[@Abraham_11]

Hey guys guess what my favorite KZbinrs is Markiplier and Jacksepticeye

[@baldzhongli4057]

Eugene talks like my 7 year old cousin after he heard “quantum physics” in a movie

[@DrunkNuckChorris]

sir I am making memes, could u check me out?

[@TheDevPodcast]

I'm better

[@Aura_Broz]

@YeaMan The only heat you have is your STI's.

[@CaLypSO4456]

@YeaMan learn how to spell page and then we will talk XD

[@jonoghue]

hmm, yes, shallow and pedantic.

[@z34rk79]

Mark: "Now we got todd!" Daryl: "Am I a Joke to you?"

[@TheHuffmanator]

Almost like neither of them actually exists...

[@matthewprue1010]

Eugene talks like mark does when he thinks about terraforming Mars.

[@nathanieltilley6560]

Mark to Eugene: Your words are like sandpaper to my brain

[@airplanemaniacgaming7877]

And not even good sandpaper that makes ridges and wrinkles out the brain, it's stupidly high grit so it's mirror's edge smooth.

[@personmanthing]

Eugene: *exists* Mark: Can you just not do that

[@kennymartin5976]

The way he talks is so awful and pretentious. Theres just point to being so overlery verbose. Talking like that screams you're trying to seem more intelligent than you are. As the saying goes: If you can't explain it simply, you don't know the subject well enough.

[@kidssnyder9680]

@@kennymartin5976 stfu

[@rahantalukder797]

@@kidssnyder9680 stfu

[@kidssnyder9680]

@@rahantalukder797 stfu

[@hehe6722]

@@kennymartin5976 bestie you just talked exactly like him

[@abbiphilippe7901]

Mark: *hating on Eugene* Everyone who's watched the show: "oh u don't even know Mark.... U don't even know"

[@your_death1229]

but i like engene

[@eoingeorge4176]

engene

[@williamlatham8185]

I read the comics and tbh I completely forgot who Eugene is lol there are so many characters

[@jamescolachis8454]

Gotta give props to the game writers for perfectly replicating Eugene's character from the show.

[@aubren6456]

Eugene is the type of character that everyone either loves or hates

[@connormahoney2070]

I have some theories about Markiplier on my channel

[@skim.milk._]

Hes hard to love, but hes even harder to hate. Even tho he changed teams lmao

[@DrunkNuckChorris]

sir I am making memes, could u check me out?

[@yuranashi]

I do love him xD

[@TheDevPodcast]

I AM BETTER THAN MARKIEPLIER

[@cameroncorson5446]

"God, why did we have to have a neck-beard survive the apocalypse?" Oh gawd, I lost it.

[@klaycarley3026]

I read this as he did!!!😂😂

[@aestheticcat8976]

🤣🤣😭

[@SenterSen]

Mark calling Daryl "Jerry" while shouting to do so is hilarious. Also when he said "Now we got Todd" I just died of laughter

[@NoirParvana]

[@jayb9310]

I love how Mark's "translation" for Eugene is even more unnatural than redditor mode

[@DrunkNuckChorris]

sir I am making memes, could u check me out?

[@funkykongreal]

the bots are strong with this one

[@Awiaks]

My name is eugene and i hate my life

[@ApeEscapist]

It’s how I talk

[@mayathemayar4469]

@@ApeEscapist ouch

[@0rubyred0]

“perfectly balanced as all good things should be.” - Eugene’s “uncle”

[@lydiamourningstar2028]

His big purple uncle *Archer screaming "phrasing" in the barely audible distance*

[@impeccable3192]

Need I remind you that Eugene's uncle is actually in fact, Thanos from avengers end game the marvel movie which is arguably one of the best movie in the history of movies. Ahhhh yes, this is indeed true as we need not forget, it was mentioned consecutively after your quote, "The big purple guy".

[@baguetteofchaos7083]

Yeah, his family is great at “fixing things”

[@marcoarnaud3964]

"Perfectly balanced, as all things should be" -thespiffingbrit

[@DarkKnight-yd5du]

@@impeccable3192 bruh

[@pkmntrainermark8881]

Mark: (makes Thanos joke) Game, immediately: "Cable"

[@Bed_Sheet_Ghost]

We need Mark to release an audiobook of every line Eugene said in the comic series, but translated in Markiplier sense.

[@williamlatham8185]

Yesssss

[@loganstewart3369]

Mark: man this guy (eugene) is annoying Me whos seen the show: you have no idea

[@nicolesalley2195]

Fr, he has no idea how he is in the show lol😭🤣

[@pharaohsocials]

BUT EXACTLY like he has no idea how this genius is so twofaced

[@kory8589]

very true

[@Stormocity]

Yeah, he is. But I feel like Mark's screeching over it and pretending Eugene is saying something else is just as annoying.

[@TheMystikzShow]

Let's have markiplier do a reaction series to the walking dead

[@LadyMarie24]

Mark about Eugene: "Man this guy's annoying." Me, who watched the first 9 seasons of The Walking Dead: "Oh, you don't know the half of it."

[@jesseflowers2438]

Copied

[@matthewbrodersen1709]

I felt this

[@canofcreamsoda2211]

Stole the comment

[@crofti8812]

same bro

[@rebeccatighe3633]

It was painful to hear him I always muted the tv when Eugene would open his mouth.

[@curator3539]

Wow, the game got Eugene's character down really well. Also watching Mark screaming for him to just shut up makes me ridiculously happy because that was my reaction to him on the show!

[@tdude9644]

Its amazing how daryl was canonically…. everywhere during the apocalypse. Literally everywhere

[@MulinaTheAngelWolf]

Daryl absolutely gets around it seems. He is the cryptid inexplicably around 🤣

[@thegoldavenger.3829]

When you’re looking for your best friend, you do tend to get around

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

"Could you shut up Eugene? Oh my god I hate you Eugene. The way you speak is just the worst." Something tells me Mark doesn't like Eugene

[@j.p1183]

@@mitodrumisra8972 relax buddy

[@orichalchromee88]

Yep

[@mitodrumisra8972]

Sorry for the comment...was having a bad day...😅😅😅🤣😁

[@mitodrumisra8972]

@@j.p1183 xD

[@saitamaonepunch6388]

this is literally how eugene talks in the walking dead series

[@bluelfsuma]

I like how the other two characters respond to Eugene with normal words, and complete understanding of what he's said. Really makes him look like an idiot.

[@aria5981]

Exactly! Lmao

[@chloesept17]

Oh my god I recognize your pfp… and I feel bad for anyone named Eugene.

[@ogvamp2]

Every word is just Normal just some people can’t understand them so they get mad

[@bluelfsuma]

@@ogvamp2 That is 100% a completely normal way of speaking. If you're writing a research paper.

[@elizaghoul8467]

Omg man you’re everywhere! If I don’t see you on a video it’s a sad day

[@VueiyVisarelli]

I've seen studies that show that people are a lot less wordy now than in Shakespeare's day. After speed-reading a handful of Eugene's lines, I think that's a _good_ thing. After all, it's not Typing of the Dead, where more words means more zombie-killing. Time is of the essence, Eugene, _get to the friggin' point!_

[@neverbacktoreal]

That moment when Mark trying to explain Eugene's words into normal, is actually taking a lot longer than just reading what Eugene is saying lol

[@VenomQuill]

But Eugene's very words are _sooo annoying..._

[@neverbacktoreal]

@@VenomQuill Yes it issssss

[@sundownerofficial]

The cherry rant was funny

[@vampmilf]

i swear mark’s himbo voice he does for characters he hates gets me every single time it’s so funny and endearing

[@maximiermercado]

Hi I'm your subscriber

[@d-rgk2477]

@@maximiermercado yo I just saw dio in the comment above this one You gonna tap that or can I

[@breewashere]

I like how Mark was dumbing down Eugene's sentences. I for one appreciate it cuz my tiny brain can not understand him.

[@paisleesheppard5629]

Yes. I would be the equally annoying person that goes "WAIT! are you gonna say [normal ppl language]?" Every time he opens his mouth. ... Fuck. I'd be a love interest. Oh well. At least I'd get to shove him and then tell everyone he sacrificed himself. 🤷‍♀️

[@bornofstardust5910]

This is big brain time

[@DeltaSilver88]

Listening to Eugene is like trying to read the astronomy thesis of my mom's cousin. "22 GHz polarimetric imaging with the Very Long Baseline Array" should give you an idea... and that's just the title.

[@vargasmartin7143]

He just uses big words for stupid things, Eugene clearly just want to sounds inteligent without being actually inteligent lol

[@pigeonking9572]

I love how mark made Eugene dumb instead of smart- completely swapped his speech Eugene: "Its situations like these where I thank my lucky stars to have been..." Mark: "Eugene: Stars! have you heard of stars? stars are great, I got lucky stars! pretty stars"

[@eatzsandwich2593]

"Cause if there is one thing the Walking Dead cant deal with, it's bridges." *sad rick noises*

[@TheComicWonder]

Mark immediately killing Darryl, one of the most capable and long lasting characters was hilarious

[@jinnoparangue9486]

true, and seeing Daryl (being a total badass in the show) just trips like a ragdoll is so hilarious.

[@datmeme4687]

I loved mark's translation of Eugene's version of "Hey, this looks to dangerous, let's get the fuck outta here."

[@Ash.21]

@KY5 [9th Main Account] shut up

[@madmadammim1971]

@@Ash.21 dont respond. Thats what they want.

[@kelseywu3723]

@@madmadammim1971 Make sure to report that account tho... They're fucking horrible

[@maddiebarkes4309]

23:55 Mark is so infuriatingly close to lining up with Daryl’s body

[@mannofdober873]

"I have an idea." Oh god. Everyone brace yourselves.

[@mega_bird700]

Eugene talks like this sometimes in the show, normally it's when he's talking his way out of something, but typically he just talks like a Southern gentleman that's upper class.

[@BluejayStudios334]

True but in the comics he uses a lot of big words often

[@rsmisspiggy3816]

xD yep

[@genericname2747]

Brilliant. Just use a bunch of big words so people think you're smart and let you go.

[@missachua]

He fits an archetype. I agree with Southern gentleman speech tho.

[@TheSwauzz]

@@missachua The show's producers have hinted that he has Asperger's.

[@i.5923]

Eugene: *Breaths.* Mark: *Would you shut up.*

[@kenzieuchiha1191]

Eugene is literally just saying random words hoping it makes him sound smarter 🤣

[@mccraezee]

I mean thats all he does in the TV series

[@LeanestBeef]

@@mccraezee disregarding that its clearly some sort of developmental issue such or some social interaction stuff like Asperger's, for someone who has it its pretty clear thats what it must be

[@alinamithani2354]

u obviously missed the point of his character and havent watched the show...

[@icecloud7418]

He’s trying to reach the word count on his essay

[@loganware5525]

I love how the developers made Eugene talk like he does in the show

[@cnsrobert1549]

*bridge falls and eugene dies* Markiplier: "i see this as an absolute win"

[@ZephyrTheWyvernKing]

I'd like to think that Mark's "translation" for Eugene is what Eugene is actually saying and the text is what Eugene thinks he is saying. Kinda like Kreig from Borderlands.

[@ironFNIX]

Yea but krieg is mostly mentally insane but i get it

[@Dragobot7]

@@ironFNIX That implies mark isn't

[@chickengod3957]

@@Dragobot7 that implies mark is 👀

[@ghostroulette]

But what Krieg thinks is Sane Krieg, and Psycho Krieg controls the body and talks, so not quite

[@ZephyrTheWyvernKing]

@@ghostroulette Sorry if that came out confusing or wrong. I meant that Mark was acting as the mouthpiece (Insane Krieg) and that Eugene was the inner thoughts (Sane Krieg). Or maybe I misunderstood what you mean.

[@V1G1LANTEK9]

it took mark 2 seconds after meeting eugene to feel the same way everyone else did. now eugene is honestly a great character and had massive development

[@alexkardell]

Mark: and If there is one thing the walking dead can’t deal with, it’s bridges Me: *flashback to rick blowing up the bridge and setting a shit tone of on fire walkers into the river* In some ways, that’s true….

[@robikkupegasus7039]

[Anytime Eugene speaks] Mark: And I took that personally...

[@pandaeyez]

He's annoying in the show too and his way of talking is ridiculous. It's not just in Mark's case.

[@sparrowstar3490]

@@pandaeyez my smart friend dosent even speak remotely that sophisticated idiot stuff her;ok now if you don't simplify your words sometimes or in general and use only smart language noones gonna understand you you better just speak cave man at that point

[@juliannacannato4787]

realizing that mark has not seen *enough TWD and being angry about Eugene’s character is quite entertaining

[@Walkingbread7]

Eugene is my 5th least favorite character sorry I just hate him

[@skyalexis02]

@@Walkingbread7 i tolerated him until he stabbed everyone in the back, i couldn't stand him after that

[@A_Shfox]

He has actually seen the first 3 seasons...

[@jelfishery]

@KY5 [9th Main Account] okay, what the hell, never ever thought i'd see one of these comments. i heard of these from sean's channel but never thought id actually see one

[@BOOMBoom-tv4kv]

@@jelfishery just ignore them

[@superangel7234]

“Stupid bridges that are gonna be stupider than my bridges” Did mark just call me an idiot?

[@kennymartin5976]

Nah, he called your bridges stupid, not you. 😆

[@rahmat4848]

Don't take it to the heart..bruh

[@lmurphy2203]

The fact that he picked up on Eugene exactly how he was meant to be portrayed is wonderful

[@magnificumdominum4229]

Markiplier: "man this guy's annoying" Me: "you don't know the half of it"

[@wilczu2708]

Im in the second half of season 6 and so far Eugene is my favorite character right after Abraham haha

[@luftschiff1069]

@@wilczu2708 ummmmmmmmmmmmm. Good luck. But I’d recommend you delete your comment cause there are some assholes that’ll give you spoilers.

[@mallydeclue3531]

@@wilczu2708 oh gosh good luck with all that .-.

[@wilczu2708]

@@luftschiff1069 I think I know the worst of it. Spoiler below: If im not mistaken he later betrays the group to Negan or something?

[@kiss_my_peachy_arse6476]

😂

[@demonslayer6419]

Mark: “If there’s one thing that The Walking Dead can’t handle, it’s bridges” Rick Grimes: *Punching the air*

[@Plazmasoldier]

He'd probably try.

[@Babyybean]

I thought of the game at first when he started and didn't notice it was show Walking Dead until a bit later in the video when Daryl shows up tbh, cuz I didn't really watch the show much and don't know much about it or most of it's characters 😂 I thought of some of the bridge scenerios in the game but thinking about it now he's not wrong either way, the Walking Dead really can't handle bridges 😂

[@trifectum3504]

@KY5 [9th Main Account] so you're going to make an shitty and rather unwarranted remark to Mark for no reason whatsoever, and then try to censor the word "hell?" You're not very intelligent are you?

[@the.misanthropist]

@@trifectum3504 ignore him. Thats what everyone else is doing hes desperate for convo

[@YouTubeSupportSucks]

@@trifectum3504 pretty sure that's the same dude that goes on Jacksepticeye's channel and says his dad is burning in hell; he has tons of alt accounts just to be horrible because his parents don't love him lol

[@SenterSen]

I love how they made Eugene the exact same from the series. And I find it hilarious how Mark just feels exactly like me whenever he's around

[@blakethompson7290]

I love how Eugene goes from Megamind to Forrest Gump

[@bryantovar64]

"I hate you Eugene" Yup seems about right, even in the show he constantly screws everyone else over

[@noah_body_cares]

Have you not seen the season 8 finale?

[@jakeb.7997]

@@noah_body_cares “I created a modicum of phooey for a full kablooey”

[@jonathanrangel7036]

@@noah_body_cares I mean to be fair even though Eugene did some good he still caused a crap ton of people to die before him and Abe met up with Ricks group.

[@LordVader1094]

@@noah_body_cares Who tf is watching still after 8 seasons?

[@k3llym0]

@@LordVader1094 this guy *points to my self*

[@LosAngelesRams01]

"If there's one thing that the Walking Dead can't handle, it's bridges." *"I found 'em" intensifies*

[@deskbop]

This is a true pain

[@Tayguman]

“I like runnin” LOL

[@Happy_doggo]

Hy bro

[@deukaeteez]

PAIN

[@Kill3rR0s3]

Love the confidence every time Mark says "done!" For it to immediately fail

[@MariaTex3]

Mark: "I could have been an engineer!" Also Mark: "It wants me to build it a smart way using good, sound engineering principles. And I am *not about that* " Also also Mark: "Thinking is not my best...ability."

[@MatroxMillennium]

Eugene: "Laudatio" Mark: "Law daddy-o"

[@JordanMcVaigh]

he might've played for honor

[@holykonchu7250]

HARDER *what?* what? Also small ² and fractions ⅜

[@Awesomekid2283]

Mark: Steel supporting rods cost the same as wood supporting rods Also Mark: **doesn't use steel supporting rods for the entire game**

[@enddorb]

he realized he was mistaken, and it was that it cost the same as wood *roads*, the roads are a fair bit more expensive than the supports

[@yeetusboi8866]

He's just too good at the game

[@xavierzhang8190]

he realized he was mistaken, and it was that it cost the same as wood *roads*, the roads are a fair bit more expensive than the supports

[@Oddi0]

@@xavierzhang8190 are you a bot?

[@Sovann_the_Mighty]

Steel: *exists* Mark when he's making decisions on support for the last bridge: "I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that."

[@akaiichi3146]

the moment eugene spoke, I felt my soul be filled with the emptiness of space. And mark's translations help made it tolerable. dafuq is happening to my emotions?

[@ChigginWhengz]

I enjoy how Eugene's use of phrasing instantly devolves Mark straight into a Brian Regan bit...

[@stickguy0366]

As a french, Markiplier make me laugh a lot when he tried to say "tête-à-tête".

[@KhronosTrigger]

@@KrisXsyraphon A Face-to-face meeting. From a Canadian who's French is shite.

[@PeachLemonade_]

HOW DO I, A TEENAGE AMERICAN, KNOW THE WORD TETE-A-TETE AND MARKIPLIER DOESN’T!?

[@polydullmemes3497]

Teetateet?

[@longdong7667]

@@PeachLemonade_ Age doesn't matter?

[@razier5299]

@@PeachLemonade_ I mean its not that surprising for someone to know something someone else doesn't...

[@tinabean4278]

36:13 This last build was an epic adventure. Loved watching your trial and error process

[@scoobysnax]

i actually like Eugene, but Mark dunking on him the whole time is hilarious.

[@Hillbilly_Jimmy]

This is the proof that Mark has never seen TWD cause he doesn’t even know that’s exactly how Eugene is and speaks.

[@Hillbilly_Jimmy]

Well no he has seen the beginning at least cause back in the original 7days to die series him and wade always did a bit about the Shane/Lori/Rick thing

[@Joebob6694]

He forgot to switch into an alt account

[@Killabeastaholic]

@@lilysuezanne6859 I assume they remembered that part, recounted their point but then just didn't edit their comment for some reason and instead made a new one.

[@Hillbilly_Jimmy]

@@lilysuezanne6859 yes. yes I am

[@Hillbilly_Jimmy]

@@Killabeastaholic I forgot about editing it until after I replied to it and I didn’t want to go back to redo everything lol

[@aroalgezion5299]

"that stranger looks tough, he shouldn't have a problem eliminating the few walkers" Stranger: **literally slips on a very insignificant angles and dies**

[@JK-ei7wr]

Plot twist: Mark doesn’t like Eugene because he reminds Mark too much of himself

[@greenonions785]

Yeah. I noticed that mark speaks like the “Iamverysmart” version of Eugene in his video with wade and bob. It doesn’t fool bob and wade though. They know he’s really mark-slow.

[@Cherryboddu]

​@@greenonions785Cry about it

[@Cherryboddu]

@JK-ei7wr Cry about it nerd

[@Nico-jj3dz]

7:49 "ik all this, im great at this game I beat all of the portal one", ... also mark: "alright what was I supposed to do"

[@jessiehogue.]

21:30 So the guy is tough, a few walkers won't stop him. But a slight slope? Yeah, he ain't too good with that.

[@saga685]

“It’s be a much worse situation if zombies mated” Mark hasn’t seen Army of the Dead then… I envy him.

[@syd-thesciencekid]

That movie was a fever dream 😑

[@jordancarroll1217]

That was a great movie

[@orionrei]

He didn't watch "Braindead" either. Too bad for him...

[@wissert]

Flashbacks to the Broodmothers from Dragon Age

[@josephmorris3778]

@@jordancarroll1217 Snyder going full Snyder, no hold barred is an experience I never thought I needed.

[@mavkaephemeral2937]

17:43 "Jump it" EVERY SINGLE ONE OF THEM PROCEEDS TO GO STRAIGHT DOWN IN PERFECT UNISON

[@dionemartins0212]

Why do I feel like Mark's version of Eugene and Yancy would make a good duo?

[@taintedazazel7238]

Eugene: just need a little of sodium chloride Mark: actually, it's salt Eugene: that's what I said Mark: no, you said sodium chloride

[@Cuinn]

"I'm not about doing things right; I'm about doing things stupid." - Markiplier: Official Logo

[@racealistic]

You mean slogan.

[@dionemartins0212]

Zombies: *Exist* Mark: *Epic engineering song*

[@paytonstanley2981]

When mark talks for Eugene, he really tryna make that word count for an essay

[@dankweedo]

Mark's hate for Eugene was the same as mine for Eugene in the show

[@lAlacathl]

@KY5 [9th Main Account] huh?

[@skyalexis02]

@@lAlacathl they're spamming that under every comment, i just report it

[@MyMultiColour]

I actually love him in the show. Especially if you've seen the later season where he has some mad character growth. And isn't such a damn whimp.

[@gypsumscum7445]

@@skyalexis02 same I'm finding every comment hes made and reporting it

[@jelfishery]

@@gypsumscum7445 thats probably what you should do, also, i kind of find it funny how they say shit like this but censor the word hell

[@jacklovell5389]

*Eugene is the definition of "the neighbors kid."*

[@KotteKumar]

and his uncle is also weird

[@CaptainFalcon333]

5:00 I love that part about him. He says some really funny shit in a serious tone. In an ironic way. In the shows, of course. The games, I couldn't care less.

[@maxbennedbk7085]

26:31 i am so mad rn! he could have added one steel strut and it would have fixed the entire thing LMAO

[@averywho6430]

Imagine what the zombies are thinking while they watch a guy build complex bridges and just stand there waiting for him to finish.

[@pipebombmailer]

im sensing a pattern

[@TheChronova]

the zombies are probably using more brainpower than eugene is

[@deesnyder23]

How Eugene thinks: The mathmatictal way to put the second number on the number line with the third is with addition. How Mark makes him speak: 2+3.

[@trevor6223]

Thats the only way

[@teasusu]

honestly to hear an essay during a zombie apocalypse is really irritating

[@God-vy6ol]

@KY5 [9th Main Account] nah bro she wit me rn in heaven

[@sadflix8754]

@@teasusu especially when there’s a horde of zombies, and possibly some whisperers coming after you

[@commanderryroe]

Having watched the Walking Dead, Mark's commentary on Eugene is amazing

[@GhostLordRetro]

5:32 I love Mark's translation from Eugenese to English.

[@theolanderdilag3872]

At this point, Mark has to do a warfstache voice for eugene's audacious vocabulary once he makes a part 2 of it.

[@curatorinator9156]

haha, part 2, right

[@MasterHunter80]

I genuinely hope that Mark ended up watching TWD and discovered Eugene is not only a canon character but that he's also a very important one and talks exactly like this. I imagine he would scream the moment he hears Eugene speak

[@dot2dot969]

It's really nice seeing Mark put his engineering knowledge to the test.

[@thechugg4372]

Game: "Do not engage the zombies on the higher floors" Mark: So anyway I started building.

[@AyseY]

“I’m not pulling a Eugune here” is a phrase we should use daily

[@n1thecaptain965]

Those poor guys probably had so many concussions after Mark finally finished that last bridge/ramp

[@MicaPereyra]

Eugene "My acuteness is withered in the assistance of this peasants": Pretentious and annoying, but smart and helpful; 2/10. Mark's version of Eugene: Hilarious, straightforward while still smart and useful in-game; 100/10

[@EmeraldShine13]

I love the unnecessarily dramatic music every time there's a timelapse of Mark building the bridge