I Tested the Top Rated Baby Toys

[@lucydosty1387]

Ethan forgetting that he wanted to say his most popular vid is him reviewing ADHD toys is both ironic and iconic

[@chocolatelollipops3842]

Fuck my dyslexia popped of at the end of your sentence haha

[@riley2294]

​@@chocolatelollipops3842 it popped off in your comment too LMAO

[@riley2294]

​@@chocolatelollipops3842 nevermind mine did

[@gwinnellheald8592]

​@@riley2294 lmaooo

[@Starlandeela15]

Hehehehehe

[@juliaincopero9251]

As a teacher for two too three year olds I can confirm this is how children play with toys. I’m only at the first toy but Ethan automatically seeing a mallet and then beating the fuck out of the little button is 100% accurate to how real children play😂😂😂😭😭😭

[@Robinn_476]

I never knew that a grown man rating baby toys would give me this much comfort on a bad day.

[@ador3qr]

Nice Wilford pfp^^

[@samscrimecorner457]

Hope youre day ends on a good note! I always say ‘a bad day only gives tomorrow more potential to be better’ even if tomorrow is a normal day the bad days help us appreciate those uneventful days.

[@danisaur33]

hope you feel better soon!

[@kb470]

I'm sorry you're having a bad day homie. Hope everything starts to get better

[@moonlitspecs]

I hope you feel better soon love (/p)

[@naxmorvigatore4168]

Ethan's juxtaposition and cursing and overall going ape shit makes this so much more hilarious and hyped and entertaining than it would be if it was done by anyone else, god damn I love Eef's energy so much

[@tidbitGamer]

The dead pan "goo goo, gaga. that was for my babies out there" is possibly going to be my favorite clip of all time

[@tristanrice28]

I think Ethan might be one of the most qualified KZbinrs to test baby toys after seeing this video.

[@ninettelmao]

tbh a lot of baby toys look incredibly fun and fidgety i mean theyre literally meant to be sensory! more fidgets should be based on baby toys imo

[@DesolateLavender]

So... Baby toys for adults? Like... Uh... *Nevermind...*

[@ninettelmao]

@@DesolateLavender literally no idea what youre implying here LMAO

[@Lyca33]

@@ninettelmao they’re probably thinking of adult toys lol

[@ninettelmao]

@@Lyca33 ooooh ok that makes sense my mind just did not go there at All

[@TheColourfulSidetwitch]

Ngl kinda considering buying a teething ring for this exact reason

[@dawnthegoblin]

My least favorite thing about the crab is how hard that shell seems to be. Like. I could definitely see a kid spinning it over their head and braining another toddler

[@pissum420]

All I could think of was too kids doing tug of war with it then one letting go and it just flying into the other kids face

[@dawnthegoblin]

@@pissum420 RIGHT???

[@catlovingnerd21]

​@@pissum420 he did kinda showcase that possibility lmao

[@SoLuVaBle299]

Nobody likes Jason anyway. Good riddance 😂

[@eddythomson13]

my autistic special interest is child psych/parenting skills and i’m unironically excited that he’s announcing what some of the toys are supposed to be for

[@dalehadley3283]

Not gonna lie,I was very impressed that the last one held his weight

[@yippeecanine]

omg we share a special interest !!!!

[@M.P.D-TheBagel]

I love how all the Sims KZbinrs are reviewing the infant update for The Sims 4 and then simultaneously Ethan does this! So my entire feed is just babies 😂

[@frostbittenghoul]

Ikr, that’s what I was thinking 😆 Great timing!

[@cassiopeaknack]

That’s what I thought too!

[@haileyfrost3942]

It’s propaganda😂

[@brightfox5040]

Ethan being an adhd baby for 20 minutes is a lot funnier then I thought

[@fluffyphoenix8082]

People with ADHD are just giant babies I say this as someone with ADHD

[@Fairp]

@@fluffyphoenix8082 Please don't say that ever again. Don't infantilize people with disabilities

[@soupoup]

​@@Fairp thank you

[@soupoup]

​​@@fluffyphoenix8082 Dont generalise us like that esp when we are already treated as helpess kids.

[@xmmademoisellex]

@@fluffyphoenix8082 I understand your comment was intended to be humorous, but please be cautious about how you phrase things. I think the issue is that you spoke for all of us as a whole rather than just yourself, and the joke pertained to something a lot of us already struggle with people thinking. I personally find it funny but I know it might upset some people because it kind of paints us as immature and irresponsible. Maybe in the future you can avoid referring to everyone in the category? So like, instead you could have commented "I have ADHD and I'm a big baby" that way the joke is still there but it's less about everyone. (Please don't think I'm being harsh! I saw other people saying something so I wanted to kindly explain. People can be rude when they're hurt and I know rudeness doesn't teach.)

[@alisa_leigh]

ethan talking about the declaration of independence and then saying "the ten commandments or whatever it was" had me spit out my water, that was so unexpectedly funny

[@MOTHER_DANZIG]

It was so funny! He must've been thinking Ten Duel Commandments from Hamilton😂

[@PhineasFerb001]

@@MOTHER_DANZIGlmao yeah or like 10 amendments (bill of rights, I think)

[@unnamedaxolotl]

"All of these will be donated to places, friends and family." Proceeds to put everything in his mouth

[@shadowfighter6445]

Essence of Eef brings good luck 😄. Those babies are going to be so lucky to get those toys 😂.

[@eli1374]

you can sterilise them tbf

[@catlovingnerd21]

they can and will be sterilized :) how do you think people normally donate their old toys?

[@suungirl128]

baby toys are designed to be able to be sterilized since babies put them in their mouths too or drop them on the ground

[@BrwnSugDoll]

Ethan going "BRRRRAHT" in the middle of itsy bitsy spider almost made me spit out me breakfast 🤣🤣🤣

[@rainbowzgrqce]

The way that Ethan’s recent videos went from badass, *s t r o n g* Ethan to just Baby Ethan 😂 and I’m livin for it

[@soupy_soup2]

The duality of man

[@outcastedOpal]

Badass in streets, baby in the sheets! .... wait, no.

[@helenanimocks]

Full 180😂

[@spacetrashfallingdown]

I have to admit seeing Ethan bouncing in that baby harness brought some flashbacks. I feel like I shouldn't try this at home.

[@buddhistkittycat]

dont you dare try it, you might die if you try this at home

[@poisoncontrolcenterart]

hey now....😊

[@thatenbyartist517]

@@poisoncontrolcenterart don't try it..

[@EllyFLuft]

Don't try this at home

[@Kasperthefriendlyghost]

Don’t you dare try it

[@deadlymelody27]

My almost 2 year old loved the "what up babies" 🤣 so clearly the right audience for this Update: she enjoyed it until about halfway through when she then got bored. But before that she was grinning at all the toys and found Ethan very funny. Also babies get their first tooth roughly about 6 months although occasionally before then, some can be born with a tooth already but thats rare. The hard toys they love because their gums are so solid while they are teething. They dont get their full set of baby teeth until between 2 and 3 years old. They have 20 for a full set and my daughter is 21 months old and only has 4 left to come as a guide. Here is your baby lesson from a parent 😂 i will watch the rest of the video later and update if there is anything else 😂

[@Ace_Disaster]

So in the baby reviewer circle. What would your baby rate this vid 0-10? That's how I decide what to watch on KZbin, via the baby scale /Notsrs

[@schaynegeorge4793]

I'm watching with my 1yo. She enjoyed the intro, then wandered off to get her Fisher Price video game controller to show Eef. Then she signed boob.

[@edgy_name_]

​@@Ace_Disaster I'd like to know this information as well

[@marissawingerden9440]

My son is 10 months and was also interested for about half lol. Yes, teething is so different from kid to kid! My son has 5 teeth currently and has about 4 more ready to come through

[@deadlymelody27]

@Ace Disaster 🤣 the beginning was definitely a 10/10 but it definitely was just too long for a child that would be interested in those toys 🤣 5 mins tops unless its literally cocomelon which a baby and child will stare at until they die. 🤣

[@jessejames3982]

I actually just took 22 minutes and 26 seconds out of my day to watch a grown man chew on baby toys and talk to the viewers like we're babies interested in investing in toy companies. 10/10 great video. 😭

[@Zercell]

Ethan really shines in these kind of videos, always love watching them

[@TheSammykinz]

I'm convinced that if you stick Ethan in front of a camera with any collection of objects, he'll make it funny. I haven't been proven wrong yet.

[@desvexel840]

Before fidget toys existed, I always played around with baby toys when my neice and nephew visited. They're so satisfying! I thought I was just weird, but then fidget toys became popular, baby toys for adults lol Edit: I bought a baby game controller for my baby sister because when I would play animal crossing or other games, she would want to play too, but it's one player, so she loved that game controller, thinking she was playing along

[@nicomoist5336]

aww thats so cute

[@nickrayer3776]

Ok the game controller story is cute

[@bizzarojerry]

This is what the platform was made for. This video has everything. Parody, self-parody, insult comedy, consumer awareness, nearly fucking dying to baby toys on multiple occasions, exposing copyright infringement, ...eggs. It has it all!

[@ihavetodothis]

“is this the point in my career when people start calling me daddy” Ethan from UA

[@catlovingnerd21]

that clip still lives rent free in my head, 2 and a half years later

[@emthegem9866]

​@@catlovingnerd21 2 ½ years!??

[@catlovingnerd21]

@@emthegem9866 yep UA died November 2020 bestie and it is now April 2023 😳

[@Stray_bangtan_]

There's something so genuine about these type of videos from Ethan. He really is such a bright light for so many people, including me, and truly brings huge amounts of comfort. Thank you Ethan for being who you are! 💜💜

[@acepierceson4430]

Well said 👏👏👏

[@rozewraith]

"That's for all my babies out there!" Me, a 19 year old with a job and rent to pay: Omg he's talking about me!! 🥺

[@catlovingnerd21]

same 💀

[@melisadun]

my 23 y.o working ass felt so special

[@Jerry_Freestyle]

Goo goo gah gah INDEED >:)

[@elijahhaag6239]

Seeing Ethan play with baby toys and then start a new thought with "when George washington..." is surreal

[@catsock]

and then credit him with the ten commandments

[@roger1420]

Something tells me this guy isn't a baby so I don't know if he is fully qualified to review these toys

[@catlovingnerd21]

idk I think he's the most qualified out of all adult KZbinrs

[@meganekk0]

its ok he has previous experience

[@XIs_aClown]

ADHD is close enough to being a baby so it’s fine

[@thestrangemusician168]

he’s just a baby with 20+ years of industry experience

[@Variella]

And here I was thinking I was weird for continuing to buy toys as an adult. I'm a sucker for the Treasure X toys, and anything that changes color with water or heat lmao. Glad to see there are other ADD 'Why not?'ers out there! XD Edit: I can't believe how invested I am in these baby toys now lmao. XD it really must be because they're basically fidget toys. Turns out when you bamboozle your ADD with sights and sensations it doesn't have time to be constantly freaking out like an ice cube in a frying pan.

[@PocoMuses]

Him scuttling away with the jumper thing like a kid who’s gotta poop is glorious

[@jessicamanzer03]

Both hilarious and educational... I now know that these toys are baby safe because if Ethan can't break a baby bouncer then it's good 😂

[@Ysalomet]

... I thought his insides were gonna shoot out from the unders again :·p

[@lilydunn4355]

In other words Ethan is letting the ADHD win today

[@edgy_name_]

I think he's just letting his baby win

[@chancewill6910]

I think both

[@hello-jy9hf]

Ethan got braver from the last time he hung precariously from something with elastics and reckless abandon.

[@hello-jy9hf]

no song tho

[@BlackDiamond98]

The gaming controller actually comes in handy when your playing a game and your kid wants to play too lol

[@resoldbaby7687]

nah my baby cousin quickly learned which is the real one

[@miniq6361]

Hasn't worked on my son so far 😂 he loves the controller but it doesn't look the same as his mamas so it's not good enough hahaha. Always drops it to come after mine if he sees me trying to play something and he decides he wants the controller 😂

[@BlackDiamond98]

@mini q lol yeah my niece does that to her mom she's almost 2 but thank goodness it works for my kids lol

[@epiphany7232]

I feel we were robbed of seeing Ethan playing with the iconic Fisher-Price corn popper

[@catlovingnerd21]

YES

[@rinpaisys]

I know this is almost certainly not the case, but in my heart of hearts, I wish to believe Ethan filmed this immediately after returning home from the zoo trip w/ Dan and Arin. Idk why, the idea just amuses me.

[@KraisonFrameworks]

Ethan “L’il Gamer” Nestor returns from an afternoon of wonderment and adventures at the zoo, tuckered out, and sits down to play with baby toys. I agree. It’s very funny.

[@presumablydeadarm]

the water filled teething one unlocked a core memory of putting that shit in the freezer. S tier baby toy experience

[@rainbowzgrqce]

Ethan may be a baby, but he’s still gonna boss the creator clash 😎

[@abigailwhitfield9378]

that's why he got that one dumbell toy fr

[@AlycatIsAlive]

I really want Ethan to review some sensory swings and stuff like that. They do have them for adults! People manufacture them with neurodivergent adults in mind!

[@madison4707]

Thanks for making me smile Ethan, even if it's with baby toys.

[@The1Silent1One]

My baby has the Lil' Gamer and absolutely loves it. Plus the songs, you can tell are legally distinct but not dissimilar to popular game songs. There's one that's an obvious knock off of Pokemon battle noise.

[@GreenCorgiQueen]

Honestly baby toys are lowkey great for stimming

[@Aroacerat]

I read as he does pop it smiley sun thing

[@Aroacerat]

Oh, sorry, the crab

[@IAmTheAlmightyLarry]

Glad ya had fun Eef. Let's be honest, chewing, throwing and noise making are best pass times as a baby (hell, still can be pretty fun as an adult anyway :p). Nice to see ya pointing out the good aspects of the toys as well as you can, and any special details causs its mot like a baby can tell us how something feels to them. Keep being cool and having fun.

[@mariamageras663]

Honestly it’s kinda cool that he is actually reviewing them while also making great jokes 😂

[@catlovingnerd21]

also the editor making the tier list made it even funnier because they were ranked based on the jokes and not the genuine reviews 😂

[@Hannah-rh8qb]

Me a grown adult human, watching another grown adult human play with baby toys. This is the life.

[@rachelspokestop]

On the little game boy-like toy you can enter the Konami code and it’ll play different noises and stuff! It was the one baby toy I knew I wanted for my little guy coming next week lol

[@beccahatlestad2769]

the also have a controller and a swtich shaped hand held as well.

[@thestolenlemon]

​@@beccahatlestad2769 we have the controller and the Gameboy, but I have yet to find the switch!! thank you for sending me spiraling into online shopping lol

[@rudyproffitt4549]

congrats on the newcomer!!

[@rachelspokestop]

@@rudyproffitt4549 thank you! 😊

[@3clipse449]

Congratulations!

[@isah.6018]

This is honestly a good baby toy review source bc I feel like he’s really emulating the unpredictable choices that babies will make

[@sandrorostiashvili3426]

ethan: i will donate these toys *procceds to bite almost every single toy* *and almost break two of them*

[@froggy5748]

Baby toys are MADE to be bitten. They’re very easily sterilized because babies do that shit all the time.

[@moosebear6743]

The fact that I think a bunch of these toys would keep me distracted for long periods of time 💀

[@blackhornedking]

Ethan's view and understanding of babies is hilarious 🤣

[@Hadescat]

Baby toys I remember: 1.plastic set that was a puzzle of a crocodile. it also made sand shapes! 2. veggies on wheels that I could cut in half with a toy knife. they connected with lycra 3. a washing machine that actually did the washing and the only reason I remember it is because my friend broke it and I was so upset that I never forgot it

[@travistatic962]

HOOOLY, eef can count to five now!!! You've progressed so much since the channel that cannot be named!

[@DivineCrow]

Is it me or does Crank really keep that classic youtube vibe? And I mean that in the best way possible.

[@karmadollie8063]

Bob and Mandy probably are going to watch this and see which toys they should get. I too am doing this.

[@joesoswag2515]

Can someone please animate him as an actual baby reviewing these toys?

[@Coco-Loco]

I love how he said he was gonna donate them but then put them all in his mouth lmao. Also also! I think you can do the Capcom code on the analog joystick controller

[@pissum420]

Sanitizing isn’t too hard, even then when you buy donated goods it’s always a good idea to sanitize them before you give them to you baby since their immune systems aren’t the best as it’s still developing

[@Coco-Loco]

@@pissum420 Yes, always sanitize the donated stuff! I still think it's funny how he just shoved the whole thing up his face lmao

[@pissum420]

@@Coco-Loco ……This makes me curious if he somehow wiped them down before shoving them in his mouth or if he just went full baby mode. I would not be surprised if he announced he has a cold soon.

[@catlovingnerd21]

​@@pissum420 he definitely didn't sanitize them first, he opened them on screen and never thinks before doing 😂😂

[@KraisonFrameworks]

If you do the Konami code on that bad boy the dog comes out of the screen and beats the nearest criminal to the brink of death. It’s a defense mechanism.

[@KevimationYT]

The ending was so much the end of every episode of every tv show I grew up with. Felt pulled right out of Mr. Rogers.

[@Darenca]

It's funny how baby toys are made to occupy babies (and invoke learning to an extent) but it works equally well on grown adults

[@glittery_cucumber]

Ethan low key chewed on the toys he liked best so nobody would take them away from him.

[@eddpumpkinboi4652]

A wild ethan's natural activities

[@evagathash1401]

19:07 why was Ethan's Spanish pronunciation actually kinda good 😂

[@aoi394]

I got so much genuine enjoyment out of this video! Ethan was so funny while also making some legitimate critiques of the toys lol. Fun video all around, made me laugh :)

[@wanderingwolf2606]

I'm so glad Ethan didn't try too hard to fit into that last toy. That entire last part, all I could think about was the time my best friend's older brother got himself stuck in a baby swing and we had to call the fire department to come cut him out.

[@kyocat714]

You unknowingly also reviewed rabbit toys (rabbits love baby toys) You helped me find out the one rattle has soft ends and saved me some money lol

[@rachchchchchch748]

I adore that he had no idea what 'when the saints go marhing in' was, but immediately started singing 'ol mconald' after. Eef, you are a treasure.

[@CampCounselorKeivn]

Ethan not knowing when babies get teeth is the funniest thing ever to me 😂. Just gonna throw it out there, my nephew started teething around his first birthday.

[@nova.collect]

I haven't been on youtube in ages because I have been so busy but I came back randomly, went "wow ethan is blonde" I clicked and I am now laughing as much as I was at his humor as I did years ago. This is a fantastic example of someone who is naturally and genuinely funny.

[@Gabbie.xoxoxo]

*Sucks toy* "It's nothing like a boob" -Ethan Nestor 2023

[@kayleywilson8896]

the question of if BPA did the oil spill absolutely ended me😂

[@ZombieGoddessxi]

Can you imagine being his assistant buying all these? Cashier: buying lots of toys. how old is your baby? Assistant: 26. Cashier: oh jut over 2? Such a fun age. Assistant: yeah… 26 months…

[@samacree5899]

Ethan you may have just sold me on the baby swing at the end, I've been afraid to even add a doorframe swing to my registry but seeing this one hold you up so well is enough for me to go find it right now lmao Edit: I was able to add it to my Target registry! Now I just gotta hope my cats and dog don't start messing with her while she's in it 🤣

[@BlaiddDrwg2009]

Ethan casually beating the sh!t out of the toy then calmly saying "what does this do?" was so funny to me 😂

[@ohemdoublegee]

The almost Mario theme killed me lol "you are on thin ice"

[@JACKPheonix]

Not the bag going off making me think my toddler was awake definitely makes me feel called out 😆

[@elizabethblake1164]

So I'm a preschool teacher and we actually have some of these toys in the infant classes. We've got the controller and the babies don't like it 😂 They don't want fake shit, they like real stuff that adults use. We give them old cell phones, headphones, controllers--THOSE are their favorite toys. I often refer to the infant room as the Baby Gym, since really their main job is to eat and exercise. Rattle dumbbells are totally a thing. Also push-ups. You have no idea how much joy it gives me to see an adult testing these 😂

[@brennapiersma6747]

you joke around about the ring-stacker base being a bludgeoning tool but that's exactly how my child used that toy at 14 months old xD

[@chicky2759]

Now this is what a good quality KZbin video looks like

[@androart1817]

i think the thumbnail caused me to misread the title as 'I Tasted the Top Rated Baby Toys'

[@kory_misun]

My first toy memory was for four-year old, not baby me, but it was a Sesame Street train set. I believe I had conductor Big Bird, Elmo, Ernie, and a few feets' worth of track. Searching '1990's Sesame Street train set' led me right down nostalgia lane.

[@buggibii]

'Baby toys. How could could they POSSIBLY be?' -Description, 2023

[@alexusalexus6364]

How funny Ethan sounds saying "salta bebé, salta" lol

[@SabrinaJ7]

This is excellent, I’ll send this to my two week old cousin immediately

[@NyxFlyingFox]

I can’t wait for Ethan to have tactically trained babies A literal infantry

[@SabrinaJ7]

The IMMENSE joy this video brought me❤

[@dulledporcupine2297]

My brain keeps perceiving Ethans hands as tiny hands

[@RustBot42]

Ethan flailing his arms around that opened can fills me with a deep anxiety.

[@lauraeisenschenk9386]

That O-ball was my son's favorite toy for months! It's so easy for a little baby to hold, even when they don't know they have hands yet.

[@cassidyb.3531]

Went from watching Jack's video to this lmao

[@SarahBuckert]

Ok I’m a mom of a two year old and as soon as you picked that bag up I recognized what the song was and what toy was making the sound and I feel really weird about that lol Edit: finished the video my son had 6/8 of the toys and shockingly he loved both of the gamer ones, he actually heard Ethan playing with the Mario rip off one and went to get his so he could play at the same time

[@trottinboots]

ethan's intro specifically directed towards the bABIES was fantastic to watch, thank you eef

[@garbanzobeansforbigounce]

Lmao the kids I babysit have the ring one and indeed have tried to use the base as a “bludgeoning tool” It was so hilarious to see Ethan genuinely review these and have the innate ability to use all of them exactly how babies do!

[@vogelvrouw]

All the songs in that gameboy one are based on actual game songs, its pretty neat

[@ButterKing-28]

4:01 Its "Space was so cool" from space with markiplyer! lol

[@Pandamaxx]

man, that second one... both the Mario team and Kirby team would have a field day sueing over that one.

[@ciarralamay01]

I was struggling so hard to remember what the second song on that toy reminded me of and this comment soothed my brain. I was scrolling desperately trying to figure it out 😂 thank you so much lmao it just would not come to mind for me

[@dianeknut6587]

This is very therapeutic actually, ppl say to heal your inner child but maybe the way to heal my inner child is through making them more violent and I think that's beautiful

[@bandybamboo2198]

"When George Washington and the four fathers made the Declaration of independence, and they made the Ten Commandments or whatever." Gives off the same energy as "You remember when Jebus was cruposefied?"

[@Brandy76776]

As a toddler teacher, who has something like the crab toy. My kids can be entertained by it for at least 30 minutes. As well as myself when I need to fidget.

[@spookkook]

Funny, entertaining, educational, life changing. Thank you.

[@kevinandorsusie]

I love Ethan attempting to replicate the stilted uncoordinated movements babys make while holding the toys. Truly a man of science

[@sadflix8754]

Attempting or mastering

[@Tovilian]

Ethan needs some maracas with how much he loves this that rattle

[@toryc4123]

i work at a daycare and am in the 1 yr old room, i LOVE playing and fidgeting with their toys lol. its honestly such a good time