Waterproofing My Life With FLEX TAPE - JonTron

Seal the hole in your soul, with FLEX TAPE!!
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Cast:
Jon Jafari - Himself
Crew:
Director/Writer - Jon Jafari
Assistant Director/Line Producer/Director of Photography - Sergio Torres
Gaffer - Mike Shayne
Makeup/Special Effects- Melanie Licata
Production Assistant - Andrew Reynoso
Post Production:
Lead Editor - Jon Jafari
Assistant Editor - Andrew Reynoso
Disclaimer: This video is parody and in no way associated with the Flex Tape brand.

[@atomic9584]

Phil Swift: *advertises flex tape JonTron: I’m boutta start this man’s whole career

[@kstreet7438]

I do wonder how much money this video made for flex seal it's really not a bad product

[@curtthekid402]

Flex Seal is a pretty solid product on it's own. Sure, Jon may have launched it into meme-hood and relevancy by putting a spot-light on it. But the quality of the product (and Phil's Charisma) helped keep it popular even after the meme. From my experience, people usually don't mind you shilling out for a product too much provided the product's good and you're not to overbearing about it. That, and the good people over at Flex-Seal Products were also good sports about the whole thing, that's a plus too.

[@illegallyblind880]

Yes

[@jeyem383]

I never thought this video will still be watched by others that are new

[@jjordan93]

we need jontron for new flex tape ads

[@mythicalbeast2456]

Remember, this all started because he caught this commercial out of the corner of his eye in a pub.

[@Sonicwaffleproductions]

I believe he and a bud of his was *smokin a beer*

[@distilledmalice8624]

Even the greatest have humble beginnings- Johnathon Tronathon VI

[@brianbread7698]

@@Sonicwaffleproductions That's a good wisdom.

[@stellerprime]

*If it weren't for that pub's TV playing that particular commercial, none of this would've been possible.*

[@kaitottv3938]

Mythicalbeast 245 thank you pubs

[@Allen_101]

Even 5 years later, I still quote “But why? Why would you do that why would you do any of that?”

[@robothms9787]

Same lol, one of my jokes I repeat

[@cypherusuh]

Holy fuck, I just realized it's uploaded 5 years ago, man I feel old

[@Headshotemile]

Bro same

[@SuperPietro09best]

I quote nearly all phrases from this historical video. “But why…”, “oh phil, you make me angry…”, dont try this, phil hes gone insane…”

[@TetsuRiken]

Its my actaul reaction to stupid things where i have to ask "Why...why would you do that? Why would you do any of that?!"

[@justinsundstrom8976]

Shout out to the guy at the pub for propping up a legendary meme.

[@josh.0220]

The guy being… the tv?

[@barbarareinhardt3925]

Who let him cook@@josh.0220

[@BlankoBachinko]

@@josh.0220no… The guy who controls what’s playing on the tv.

[@billybo297]

This man single Handedly changed an entire portion of the internet, forever, and made Phil Swift a celebrity. Jon Tron is way underestimated.

[@shovelbucket8922]

And it was all done with this one video.

[@lmanproductions8680]

MyCatIsNotACommunist and don’t forget “stop it, get some help”

[@cherrybee95]

He can beat shaggy at 1000% (i'm sorry)

[@Danger11007]

Under...rated?

[@MrEyes-xh4bb]

he's the freddie mercury of youtube

[@Jinglejangles2234]

Can we appreciate how Jon singlehandedly made this entire company a huge meme and probably made Phil Swift's career

[@YashBeanz]

Jon Tron also made an episode with Phil Swift

[@ChipClipGotGrip]

I had heard about Flex Tape a few months before this came out from a guy I know and he was just as excited about Flex Tape as Jon

[@holttrica8013]

@@ChipClipGotGrip really? when i was a kid they always spammed flex product commercials on tv all the time

[@ElementEarth100]

Yes

[@nlatimer]

Name checks out

[@mythmage8231]

"Dip your tools in this shit, I don't know!" The delivery of this joke is so damn good

[@YSL8704]

"PHIL, YOU MAKE ME ANGRY PHIL!" *Proceeds to walk like he just sh!t his pants*

[@Niagaranobs]

ITS ALL FOR NOTHING!!

[@blastonightfb77ryan86]

The day Jontron noticed the infomercial for Flex Tape was his most life changing moment ever

[@ZuhayrSIslam]

I wager this was more life changing for Phil

[@boredgrizz6037]

It was the start of a new age for all of us

[@ph03n1xfn6]

It was for all of us

[@Nintendon85]

But for me... it was Tuesday.

[@ph03n1xfn6]

Tabula Rasa ok??....

[@canadianbacon2693]

Phil: To show you the power of flextape, I've sawed this boat in half! Titanic survivors: ༼ ͡☉ _ʖ ͡☉ ༽

[@blackberry8615]

Canadian Bacon HA

[@clearskywarrior5229]

There getting flashbacks

[@viperr6742]

XxShrekAPigxX _ Phil has brain damage

[@Dark0neone]

What survivors? lmao

[@HeLrAiSiNg1]

@@Dark0neone leonardo dicaprio

[@ColdFuse96]

Goddamn, can you believe this was 5 years ago, and it still feels like "one of his newer videos" 💀

[@kakarot9768]

Not at all

[@D44RK_Iced_Yogs]

Bro, that’s how I feel about everything post 2016! It’s so weird, can’t believe how timeless his videos are.

[@robokid20001]

I know bro. I still feel like the Afraid in the Dark episodes are brand new. I'm getting old lmao.

[@YeYe-wd7vq]

Feels like it happened a good while ago for me

[@MrNickTheKid11]

Shits surreal now that it's been 6 years

[@frederikmathisen7357]

After many years of being on the internet I can safely say, after watching it for the 15th time or what ever, that this is the best comedy video on KZbin, maybe the best video in general.

[@AndyIsGaming9074]

True

[@tidaceesay5559]

​@@AndyIsGaming9074 indeed

[@Forestdude-be6ud]

@@tidaceesay5559 7 hours ago. Nice.

[@theshageddy9456]

This and the history of the world I guess

[@grzegorzwojtyla7471]

It wasn't that funny, come on. It was entertaining, but I laughed way more on Far Cry Primal video.

[@justthereed5593]

Can we just talk about the fact that this video single handedly started a massive meme and made Flex Tape a household name

[@slouth2811]

Can we talk about the camera constantly shaking :/

[@Wickle-Pickle]

Who need to sponsor when we has John tron for free

[@bruhedh1499]

none of the replies had likes ;-;

[@jameythegrea7252]

Yes they do

[@Zmargo702]

Nathan Wuilleme no

[@darbyseymour8233]

Thank God Jon's crippling alcoholism sent him to the pub that day many years ago.

[@taylorowens3721]

Darby Seymour alcohol saves lives kids. Don’t listen to the professionals

[@lost7149]

@@taylorowens3721 Do drugs, stay cool

[@fresherturtle1154]

Skip class, eat ass, and skip class

[@moth_milk]

fresher turtle smoke ass,eat grass,skip class

[@c-force5217]

Lost just say yes

[@TheHoosierYankee]

This was my first JonTron video and I literally died of laughter

[@SMCwasTaken]

Funniest part?

[@AndrewJW]

Rest in peace

[@hurricanejaney]

“if ya do the thing, and ya do it right, and you *don’t fuck it up,* it WORKS. it just works!” still pops into my head randomly all these years later 😂

[@angelherrera2805]

JonTron. The only guy to ever get a sponsorship from making fun of a company.

[@gonkdroid2774]

My Theory: The Flex “Things” company was pissed at him when he made fun of them, but when they saw all the memes and popularity, they took a step back.

[@yourfavoritegames4971]

They saw how much money could be made from a meme factory. Look at Raid Shadow Legends and it’s money streams.

[@thunderlina3237]

Jacksfilms made fun of the Emoji Movie so hard he got invited to the premiere.

[@Buntod]

Nah jacksfilms made fun of the emoji movie super fucking hard but they gave him a ticket to the premiere

[@mask_vids9834]

so did markiplier, almost

[@schmeppie4234]

Even after several years, still being recommended to literally everyone.

[@t-dog1966]

Facts

[@minamyouiii]

Yep

[@Marcus_405]

That's the power of flex tape

[@thebreaktime2844]

As it should be, I usually don’t laugh verbally like normal people but this made me laugh the loudest I have ever laughed

[@commonbroadcaster]

Thank God.

[@Spingebil]

9:11 “Oh, look at that; the water is going in the bucket, and it’s being a bucket…” 😂

[@gregmiles2908]

10:13 will forever remain my favorite bit

[@user-hn4is5zj9p]

“This is what happens when you try to play GOD! AHHHHHHHH-“

[@holdentudix6734]

If only the Titanic had flex tape

[@cloakss]

Kill Me that's *A L O T T A D A M A G E*

[@re-mi8144]

*Titenic

[@GLOw7125]

The Average Dude no

[@SwitsaSwoo]

I SAWED THE TITENIC IN HALF!

[@yes7281]

Kill Me kill your se..... Waaaaaaaaaait

[@Hanakin-Sidewalker]

What’s even funnier is the fact that the FlexTape company has embraced this meme.

[@kingchickenwing4887]

Hanakin Sidewalker In what way?

[@lmao.3661]

KingChickenwing In this way Phil was born in the heart of a dying star in the Andromeda galaxy during the creation of the Milky Way. The dense elements he was born in gave his titanium-hard muscles. After falling to earth on August 6, 1944, his body completely leveled Hiroshima, Japan just moments before the nuclear bomb was dropped. He fought in Vietnam, earning the nickname "Indestructable Phil" for his 100,000 plus confirmed kills with little more than his bare hands. He is best known for his catchphrase, "That's a lotta damage" after accidentally burning down a Vietnam village in a fit of rage. While in Vietnam, he created a super-strong adhesive with a mixture of his own celestial blood and tree sap. His invention was widely used to treat severed arteries. Recently, he has begun marketing his invention. He is well known for his ads, in which his PTSD causes him to slaughter buckets and boats by channeling the power of hell. This is why many consider him to be the supreme leader of the universe, with power beyond any humans imagination.

[@kingchickenwing4887]

Buzz Buzz How does that have to do with the company embracing the meme? Because I highly doubt that they said that :P

[@Hanakin-Sidewalker]

KingChickenwing Check it their official channel and look at the comments of their videos! The section is littered with Jontron quotes and hearts are everywhere!

[@lmao.3661]

no its real its how they describe phil

[@nonotheteddybear1525]

9:43 just has me dying of laughter the entire bit. I have no idea why. It's just the funniest and stupidest thing and it's somehow glorious.

[@smolgrizzly4608]

I literally wet my bedsheet with my tears man 😂

[@nonotheteddybear1525]

@@smolgrizzly4608 I couldn't breathe because I was laughing so hard. I got light headed nearly passed out. Easily one of JonTron's funniest bits.

[@Niagaranobs]

"I'm a prostitute." - Jonathan tron

[@matthewbartlett3442]

9:34 my parents trying to convince me college is a good investment

[@thembigstonks7016]

99% of jobs be like:

[@mcdoodledood2463]

"You a fan of Swift?" Me: Yeah "Yeah I like her music too" Me: Not that Swift...

[@toyboy3913]

Fix him or her with Flex Tape

[@James-ce6dc]

Taylor swift PALES in comparison to Phil

[@trxgedy7090]

Not that *bitch ass swift*

[@shortcake6850]

FIX IT WITH FLEX T A P E

[@agent-sz2qj]

@@James-ce6dc you should've stopped at PALES lol

[@justmemes5636]

If he didn’t see the commercial, the meme wouldn’t exist.

[@UserStupidity]

probally.

[@justmemes5636]

@@UserStupidity nice spelling you got there

[@UserStupidity]

@@justmemes5636 noice

[@hecticgunner8723]

*memes

[@Yawnford]

I dont exist

[@hiveemperor54]

Once I was watching The Mandalorian and as soon as Bo Katan used her jet pack underwater I immediately said “It even works underwater!”

[@carteranderson7518]

5 years later and this is still one of the funniest videos on earth

[@BigJackHorner353]

*the funniest video on earth

[@samuelthomson1858]

Imagine if John never looked to his left at that bar, what the world would be missing

[@angeloperalta6448]

The fact that people are still watching this.

[@monso0n805]

Everything...

[@christianwilson1118]

Im lost, what happend?

[@traceycooper7451]

Jon changed the world

[@beefymcwhatnow4463]

@@christianwilson1118 this video blew up with millions of views and just about everyone new about it. It also made a ton of memes that helped boost popularity

[@Jessie_Helms]

The fact that Phil did a collab with Jon after Jon joked about having a photoshopped nude of him on his wall is just gold.

[@RedFlameGamer]

I can't speak for the man, but I'll be honest if I was Phil I'd absolutely split my sides laughing. More than I did anyway, at least.

[@castielnovak4509]

@@RedFlameGamer did you have flextape to tape your sides back together?

[@ammarslhim7934]

Ikr

[@icantthinkofacreativenamei8274]

He wasn't joking fam

[@alx2900]

What the actuall fuck 🤣

[@ashernotheis76]

Happy 5-year anniversary to JonTron’s most popular video!

[@TheBroTurps]

i remember sitting down in the lounge with my parents and making them watch this when it first came out, next thing ya know they’ve brought 4 bloody rolls that they still haven’t used to this day

[@solidskullz5736]

Jontron is such a powerful presence that he singlehanded created an insanely popular meme and caused phil swift to go mad with power

[@Telcal_]

Just because he saw it at the pub

[@coffeejellysupremacy2199]

The madlad

[@11Denis11]

Have u seen the ending? After the suggested next video

[@Jb-ik3pq]

He didn’t create this meme

[@noidTV]

@@Jb-ik3pq oh he did. Try and find a flex tape meme made before this video.

[@brianahodnett]

2:23 The fact that Phil Swift and his marketing team saw this clip and still chose to collab with Jon in Flex Tape II is hilarious to me.

[@aaaaZa100]

He called him a prostitute

[@OneDerscoreOneder]

@@aaaaZa100 who called who a prostitute? Why use pronouns for both nouns in your sentence??

[@jonclevenger7669]

@@OneDerscoreOneder Jon calls Phil a prostitute 9:50

[@surprisedpotato]

memento mori 😔

[@graceh5068]

@@surprisedpotato unus gang?

[@kevnik8034]

You know a video is good when you come back to it 6 years later and still find it funny asf

[@imlordbacon7473]

This is such a classic video

[@fletch_a_sketch8448]

It’s 2022 and he’s still making a whole lot of money from this video

[@GasBLOX-The-Spy-Crab]

JФSЭРНI KRДКФШSKI

[@calorinedarkness5232]

With the power FLEX TAPE, you can fix ANYTHING! even your lack of monetization!

[@virtualleaders7694]

I had to like this so you can get 100 likes

[@larma4256]

I just thought of how much money Jon has made before I saw this comment

[@sunsetdots19]

Can I just point out the insanity in Phil’s eyes 7:00

[@hereticwaffle5514]

“To show you the power of flex tape- I split this *atom in half!!!”*

[@thebobgoodshow6677]

Yes

[@Gmod2012lo1]

That would be bad

[@niratis627]

That’s basically saying, to show you the power of flex tape, I caused an explosion

[@hereticwaffle5514]

@@niratis627 that.... that is..... that is literally the entire joke right there

[@bashfulwolfo6499]

T Russell Yes, we all know. That's the point of the joke.

[@TheLibraryofOddities]

I’ve lost count how many times I’ve rewatched this classic over the years. Always gets a laugh out of me when I’m feelin down 🤣

[@Deanos_Dispensers]

ive watched this video well over 20 times in the last 5 years and its still a true masterpiece

[@co11in__18]

I’d just like to point out that Jon probably gave this company literal millions in free advertising with this one video.

[@mskull24gaming79]

@There he is. That bitch. 1M probably accidentally clicked though

[@oldbenkenobi3280]

I don’t think people just started rapidly buying flex tape because of this video

[@hexatyle9563]

@@oldbenkenobi3280 well advertising doesn't mean people will automatically buy it, but it still made the product known and more popular

[@CameronsCars]

Literally

[@maury6143]

imagine....🗿

[@thegamerator10]

Phil Swift: "This is a bucket." JonTron: "Dear God..." Phil Swift: "There's more." JonTron: "No...!"

[@fiercephoenix4389]

Dude you are my hero, I was rewatching 'Expiration Date' a little earlier. Clearly this is an indication the universe is in perfect harmony. Except for Portland of course...

[@dawae3954]

wow only OGs can understand....

[@disappointinglyobvious]

@Jalil Reynoso i love this reference

[@nudzioreq6277]

Dying is gay

[@theuigoon7579]

Question I teleported flex tape

[@bj.bruner]

I just got the ad for the new FlexCaulk. Jon's going to have a field day with this 😂 I had to watch it all the way through

[@Minlocks]

I always watched it multiple time whenever I'm bored, the jokes never gets old it's always gonna be in my mind and makes me laugh. My dad walked in from the beginning of the video and he laughs at the flex tape to stop the blood bag leaking then walks off

[@zohaibsaleem5599]

It’s a tradition to watch this every now and again

[@starbuckscat3722]

Yes

[@thebiolizzard3669]

It is a classic

[@Ladas-fu3gd]

69 likes

[@zohaibsaleem5599]

@@Ladas-fu3gd nice

[@chryskokovidis7414]

@@zohaibsaleem5599 it is truely a tradition

[@bigpizu]

“You’ve essentially made a bowl” “You could have just grabbed a bowl!” *grabs pot*

[@j.b.5422]

@@mr_voytech you mean the drug, right?

[@Weldedhodag]

not only that but he called the sieve a colander.

[@bigpizu]

Kim Crawford-Cottingham thus is true

[@ericguyton2745]

Theres jontron fer ya

[@Somerandomperson-hl1kt]

Eric Guyton Y E S

[@justdaffy]

why does everyone feel eternally compelled to return to this video...

[@DangerDan64]

10:11 For the longest time, I never knew this part existed because I assumed it was just going to be the credits.

[@davidvries_]

“You’ve done half a job and you got a full smile” That’s me going through life.

[@murt.]

AAAAAH KEEP IT AT 69 LIKES

[@korgiking1903]

Me two bro, me two

[@Patrick-ts6uc]

It happens

[@undap9975]

At Least you did half of it. More so than me.

[@0s0r05]

Same, fam

[@effveekaay]

Phil Swifts wife: i want a divorce Phil Swift: THATS ALOT OF DAMAGE

[@noahadams2524]

ll Snipah 😂😂😂

[@freedleong]

But flex tape bonds instantly, to show you the power of flex tape *Phil tapes himself and her wife together* I fixed my broken marriage !

[@dcthrills-l6712]

Lmao

[@thewiserbloodhound197]

Phil swift: I saw this hoe in half

[@mmgmagic]

To show you the power of Flex Counselling, *I SAWED MY RELATIONSHIP IN HALF* , and repaired it with only Flex Counselling!

[@Nsixtyfourlink]

I have to say that the flex tape is actually a good product. Had a rust hole on the top of my truck: I cleaned the rust, primed the metal, and put a patch of flex tape over it. Been holding for 3 years, no leaks.

[@cyclopsgaming3788]

I love just annually coming back to these two videos 🦦

[@itzFYEB]

"you've done half a job and you got a full smile" cracks me up every time

[@San_Bndz]

itzFYEB same

[@ImAStarf1sh]

Ditto

[@smartguy9765]

It's such a great line haha

[@mr.dinosaur1610]

Have a broken marriage? Flex tape!!!!

[@firelord7321]

summary of politics right there

[@PkmariO64]

When you’re Phil Swift and you see a boat that hasn’t been sawed in half *Heavy breathing*

[@Mijuel.]

PkmariO64 watch the latest video

[@exonictechtnonicz112]

G G Why? What does an architecture tier list have ANYTHING to do with this comment. HMM?!

[@Kingbron007]

PkmariO64 Intense sweating image

[@znightowlz6585]

PkmariO64 **intense sweating**

[@rohaangondal1954]

No he just goes full 6:40

[@user-rk7rl7tm5w]

Jon’s upload schedule was never the same after the paycheck for this video came

[@rigodiego2753]

Watched this 5 years ago in h.s. And it still makes me laugh. 😂😂😂

[@theangrymario1874]

Flex glue wasn't even released when he said "HE SNIFFED TO MUCH FLEX GLUE"

[@tylnozcn27]

He gave them the idea lol

[@michelleharrington8502]

He says that in flexing episode

[@andrewrodd111]

bitch you what

[@LannyBurton]

He was an inside man

[@DryDryBones_]

U got that from the second video

[@darthdiglett]

*If only there was a sequel*

[@evannickols2992]

I dislike the new one personally a lot of the jokes feel censored, when I compare it to this one.

[@maryfrancone6362]

The prophecy is true

[@jessepermenter2980]

@@evannickols2992 agree

[@liltoothbrush9864]

I would like but it’s at 69 likes

[@johnjoe4783]

If Only...

[@UncleClone]

Here again after Flex Caulk

[@madladrc7462]

Still one of the best videos in the history of KZbin...

[@kuraiiyu]

And this never would’ve happened if he didn’t go to the pub that day...

[@MC-yg1mq]

Pretty amazing if you think about it, a man goes to a pub and that causes the birth of a gigantic meme

[@BabyTanjiroyearsago]

Z E N I T S U

[@jalk12]

What about the youtubers didn't exist because someone didn't go to the pub ?

[@kuraiiyu]

Luis Miguel GASP

[@theblackbaron4119]

It's skecky to me.

[@camdevault7699]

*P H I L Y O U M A K E M E A N G R Y P H I L* (ruthlessly kicks pan)

[@imthiazmuhassin3267]

He said that same line in the sequel!!!

[@yvonnestrength9292]

THATS A LOTTA DAMAGE

[@BryMakesArt]

@@imthiazmuhassin3267 Its iconic

[@pieguy3602]

4:28

[@shodanwashere]

_comes back with pan_ COULD HAVE JUST GRABBED ONE OF THESE, PHIL. DON'T NEED FLEX SEAL.

[@TheBait627]

"I'm gonna give you lotsa damage." Possibly the best line of all time

[@GenuineHatred]

still watch this video from now and then, rest easy. R.I.P. JonTron 1990 - 2022

[@2fernandoc1]

Wait, he died?

[@qvindicator]

@@2fernandoc1 yes. He was crushed to death by your mom

[@kami-kun_va]

no

[@Firestorm422]

Lol, first time?

[@giomaniti4798]

Imagine how different the world would've been if Jon hadn't gone to the pub that one fateful day

[@youngdolo8]

It's crazy to think about, isn't it?

[@TheBeanBox_o7]

I am the watcher, I am your guide through these vast new realities. Come with me, and ponder the question. WHAT IF?

[@WrongThink]

@Rafi Dwiputra Daniswara He went to the pub and saw the Flex Tape ad on the tv and decided to make this masterpiece of a video

[@Dr.Bright_with_Chainsaws]

The world would've been destroyed long before that

[@TurretBot]

i think jons channel would be dead

[@bladefox5082]

*Imagine if Jon didn't go to the pub that one day...*

[@campbellblock3061]

Was just thinking that. An alternate universe where Jon didn't go to the pub and see the tv out of the corner of his eye; flex tape would've never been known.

[@brokeafengineerwannabe2071]

Our universe would never be the same. I'm glad he made this meme.

[@appalachianman.]

That's deep man

[@Jonathan-us1qu]

The amount of flex tape memes this world would not be the same

[@everythingwithashton5876]

I prefer to keep my mind on more positive things and not the dark dark thoughts that you inspire

[@LaRaeMTrice]

First time ever seeing this video and it has to be the funniest video to exist on this platform, oh my gosh. How have I never seen it?!

[@theheadlesssoldier]

I’m here for rewatching the series because new Flex lore dropped

[@odincorp7022]

Gonna go buy me some flex cock after this

[@kev._._._.]

The titanic: *Just vibing Some random ass iceberg: *”I sawed this boat in half”*

[@bruhguy1970]

yes.

[@Damariobros]

"But it sank before I could repair it using only Flex Tape!"

[@nullozmko9397]

“Squigga”

[@SuperJumper]

You no you funy

[@lukegilmore9359]

too son man

[@1991shadowheart]

"Slap it on with the might of Zeus!" Best line of 2017.

[@tankaliciousthomas325]

1991shadowheart it's not a fucking miracle product.

[@strawberrybenji9415]

1991shadowheart yes definitely

[@gunlord4198]

“What are u? Just have some fucking patience!”

[@superrandomguy-lz4jf]

1991shadowheart no the better in is "if you do the thing and you do right and you don't fuck it up it works it just works slap on my butt keep that poo in for as long possible so it finally comes out by golly it's going to feel like the best shit you ever taken this is Phil Swift I'm a prostatute"

[@mofbeam2800]

1991shadowheart your likes are about be *666*

[@Ascension_09]

Even after years still the best video ever

[@Eggly69]

This is peak Jontron, there are very few other videos he's made where EVERY joke is a banger. His new stuff since this is still hilarious, but kudos to him and whatever team helped him in making this one of the funniest videos in existence

[@jamestan9841]

"You've done half the job and you got a full smile" -Jontron 2017 ABSOLUTE G O L D

[@jamestan9841]

(Pulls out plastic knife) No I has BIG surprise for YOU! Prepare for a lot of D A M A G E

[@blazikenfanftw]

JonTronShow fuck off bitch

[@jamestan9841]

Hmmm maybe flex tape can fix our problem with this TOTALLY real JonTron and non scammer

[@premixedcdude1898]

Basically describes me at my retail job

[@bobbyjackson9184]

One of the only comments I don't see from 4 weeks ago

[@nalu512]

Commercial: DO NOT TRY THIS Jon: *stabs bucket* *almost stabs heart*

[@npne1253]

Clear and simple.

[@lvbboi9]

Dats just good old Jon

[@nuclearspace5058]

DO TRY THIS

[@lvbboi9]

@@nuclearspace5058 i see youre a Sanser of culture as well.

[@nuclearspace5058]

LVBBoi you’re the second person to say that to me

[@TheWorldMemeDatabase]

JonTron is in top form here. I think Drug PSAs is my favorite video, but there are so many legendary one shots and reactions here.

[@Gebdoe]

All of my Dad instincts were firing off all at once when he started stabbing the bucket towards himself. It was so strong, it went through Time and Space and stopped him mid stab, correctly warning him that he was about to stab his own heart, lol

[@liamtitan5598]

I still can’t believe Flex Tape saw this video and said they would like to do a video. Like most companies would have been scared away by the jokes and sarcasm.

[@Kaiju99]

This video is probably the companies best advertisement

[@deezy81]

@@Kaiju99 It is.

[@temphill4527]

JohnTron Drip sir....

[@Brawl-er9qe]

Well, if you have seen any of the recent flex tapes ads you will see that Phil Swift realizes he is a meme. He harnesses the power of memes and makes it his own

[@LeviathanProbably]

Perfect company ngl

[@logansmith6586]

Nobody: Phill Swift: *I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF* Everybody else on the titanic:

[@wezzybee8675]

Yes

[@TheLinksOfficial]

He may need more than 12 inch tape for this one

[@thomasrichardson27]

phil swift is the bad guy from spiderman homecoming

[@howaboutno7429]

Lol

[@cheesejam1373]

Hol up

[@MimickFox]

This will forever be the best video Jon has made

[@wesleynichols1873]

Truly a video worth being on the timeline of the Internet's history. This video is and will forever be legendary.

[@VarinderBhandal]

*THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE*

[@Bleofuse]

Varinder Bhandal A Meme is born

[@Aardie_Aardwolf]

that even phreak would approve.

[@kiyomihattori6460]

MASSIVE DAMAGE.

[@benlogicfactsshapiro]

Im glad all it takes to top score on KZbin is a bolded quote from the damn video I just watched. Shows the quality people who come on here.

[@LadyofDread]

Bames Jordan ...Bad day?

[@chasetalks2much]

Flex tape saved my marriage Jon I cut my divorce papers in half and fixed my marriage with only flex tape

[@braydenh190]

ImShivvr yes!

[@koenvandamme6901]

I thought you were going to say you cut your wife in half. I may have been on the internet too long.

[@BloxykatTET]

Koen Van Damme yeah definitely

[@spanner7576]

I sawed my wife in half !!!!!!!!!

[@michaelortega3432]

Spanner the houdini "cut your assistant in half" magic trick went wrong eh?

[@user-qk5on1sm9l]

This is literally what 2017 KZbin was and I can’t get over that

[@metrothunderstorm9472]

4 years later and this video is still legendary

[@shauryasharma3171]

A moment of silence for the people who didn't see the ending.

[@Drumbledore72]

JUST LET ME DIE!

[@heaven_uman6389]

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[@theboysfn9276]

Same logo wtf

[@theterrificteddy2157]

I wish i didn't see that...

[@Vyclops]

@@theboysfn9276 looks like someone got scammed on Fiverr lolllll

[@stinkyeena]

2018: I wish flex tape sponsored me 2019: Is on a flex tape commercial

[@stinkyeena]

@@demdeirs yep, pretty cool.

[@quickjellyfish7670]

@@stinkyeena link

[@stinkyeena]

@@quickjellyfish7670 There is no link, it was a St. Patrick's day ad on Instagram.

[@quickjellyfish7670]

@@stinkyeena k thanks

[@DarkoBellic234]

Love this series of comments

[@thomashanson9173]

7:11 I think this guy's wife added this warning after the fact not as much for the user's safety so much as for their sanity. So they will not snap into bloodlust like Phil has.

[@authentic_candor]

Haha I remember this being jontrons back from a year hiatus video, that is now iconic

[@internet3071]

This caused an immense impact on the internet; The useless section of KZbin had new content Phil Swift became a celebrity Flex Tape became a legendary meme Amazing :D

[@useruserov8668]

We show our immense graditude to the Man Phil Swift

[@epic.6608]

All because jon was in the pub at the right time

[@andreasbechrakis9631]

and that’s some good memes

[@zoeward7107]

This- this is the stuff that makes me think theirs a little hope

[@personman5156]

Shut up Redditor

[@obesus787]

This video is over half a decade old and is still an absolute banger.

[@jonathanyesbest4616]

Sure is

[@theviewerofart]

This video is HOW OLD?! I feel ancient now. But definitely a banger, yes.

[@obesus787]

@@theviewerofart HALF A DECADE GRANDPA, BETTER PUT BATTERIES IN YOUR HEARING AID!

[@rori_1493]

@@theviewerofart I think he meant to say half decade old bcoz it's an 4 year old video and a decade is 10 year. So almost half a decade old video.

[@goreoproductions6955]

ITS HOW OLD WTF

[@Requiem874]

After 5 years this video is still hilarious it kills me every time I watch

[@trashotaku]

"I SAWED THIS BOAT IN HALF" is a quote that lives rent free in my mind

[@samscorch8252]

Phil just embraces the fact he's being made fun of and uses that, what a chad

[@fuziontonygaming]

He uses flex seal products for his back cause he’s basically carrying the entirety of Hollywood .

[@marshal-d-123]

it's free real estate

[@SandwichDoctorZ]

I guess you could say he flexes with that

[@Cegorach-The-Clown]

@@SandwichDoctorZ 🚪

[@SandwichDoctorZ]

@@Cegorach-The-Clown understandable. Crawling back to my rock now

[@mr.trashy]

Ah yes, the original “THATS A LOT A DAMAGE”

[@kzed4880]

I'm really used ytp

[@blankedout1862]

cookie

[@ihatealmosteverythingequal820]

The 🅱️ Man

[@paramjitkaur6990]

XD

[@dusathemaid]

It's not that much damage, phil... C-could be a lot worse...

[@angerykenboi1959]

I love that there was a flex seal ad before the video

[@michaelnewey9420]

When I’ve had a bad day I come back here to remember a simpler time

[@countor1178]

Jon: ILL EAT MY FLEX TAPE a year later.....Phil: Don't eat flex tape...don't eat it

[@omega1575]

They also don’t recommend use on the transmissions of Lamborghinis

[@firecrackerjack68]

"Dear god! He's gone mad with power! Someone needs to save him from himself!"

[@Gustavo-iq5jl]

666 likes !!! Oh No!

[@archonnova]

But it’s the only way to fix the void inside of me.

[@Retard4]

IT EVEN WORKS UNDER WATER!!

[@Nikkidafox]

I'm not sure what direction this channel is taking but... I like it. I like it. Jontron now just reviews whatever random shit he wants.

[@Preeve]

Female Genital Mutilation Nice contrarian opinion. I'm sure you'll be considered cool.

[@yemmohater2796]

Did JonTron improve from his last video

[@chinkywinky7266]

Adude601

[@chinkywinky7266]

Swiggity Swag

[@chinkywinky7266]

Swiggity Swag w

[@vanillalife422]

Never getting tired watching this once in a while

[@BulaGuy]

6 years in and this is STILL one of the funniest videos I've seen on this platform.