I Think We're Breaking Up... - Table Manners

I said the one thing you should never say to a woman and it did not go well. The fire didn't help.
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[@Side_N0te]

For the people who don't follow him on Twitter: he didn't upload yesterday because Newfoundland had a national emergency (12 inch. of snow)

[@cry9302]

Isn’t he from Canada?

[@bendestroyer4131]

@@cry9302 true

[@Side_N0te]

@@cry9302 it's a part of Canada

[@sselesUneeuQ]

@KuroKami 2.0 I have no clue what you just said.

[@jamashello4905]

sselesU its a joke...

[@foala]

Oh, captain sauce is the type of person who try’s to get girls by cheesy pickup lines. I love places where I cook my food

[@yourson9752]

please leave...

[@D-Money-Dames]

@@yourson9752 Wut do mean.

[@yourson9752]

@@D-Money-Dames the pun

[@Lina-un1fj]

cheesy get it? cheese, food?

[@MrDustyrush]

Cap when salt touches tentacles it stresses out the muccles so they look like they are moving and still alive

[@MrDustyrush]

@Max Powers true true

[@RealRalsei]

@Max Powers yes, that why he told us

[@benjaminharris1080]

True

[@Mr_Rykes]

Samantha is literally the same model as Emma, except her nose ring is on the other nostril. *SO DIFFERENT*

[@capablebeast371]

Me: sees title. Me again: how

[@qhdnvipla]

everybody els: gets the girl captain sauce: gets broken up about a cheesy pickup line

[@Tattoedpixie84]

Idk what your talking about. That happens to me all the time

[@superTNTyt]

Lol

[@te3334]

Noooooo I thought this relationship ship was actually gonna go somewhere

[@bowlofpho2585]

It was

[@Liltacooo]

He can't tell the difference between salt and pepper

[@HeruWilliams]

I love how he just snaped at her when she wanted him to cook again XD.

[@williamhiegel2756]

NO! You were perfect together! Your mother would of even loved her! So so so so sad.

[@devinmccomb2258]

14:51 Quite possibly one of the best quotes from this series.

[@roz3980]

Decapen 15:31

[@Thuglife2Outlawz]

Im really enjoying this series anyone else agree?

[@SexualIntercourse25]

It’s alright, but then again it’s just reminding me how lonely I am, but besides that, it’s ok

[@maid_doge4516]

I agree

[@thenoahgaming8973]

I agree

[@natanflores8808]

I agree

[@thequietkid4887]

CAP’S GIRLFRIEND: *Breaks up with him* MY GIRLFRIEND: *Ceases to exist* ...I don’t have a girlfriend...

[@sselesUneeuQ]

Me too... and I never will! D;

[@zoro6033]

Nugget is back

[@justforfun1303]

Nugggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggghhhgggggggggggggeeeet

[@cheesegrater888]

"You want me to order... a couple blocks of... spam?"

[@frederick4052]

captain sauce: *Says cheesy pick up line* Riley: And... your blocked captain sauce: *Mission failed you'll get em next time*

[@thegamerchannel6836]

hi captain sauce been watching for two years love ya keep it up and keep being saucy

[@mrlemon2476]

When you’re so early you have nothing to comment

[@elil7945]

I always have to wait so long for one of the best parts of the day, seeing your videos

[@herronariela7469]

"maybe we can put our fingers in her box later" -Captain Sauce, 2020

[@addyrae7485]

3:08 soda casually goes while spilling everywhere

[@shhpls]

Keep up the amazing work. You’re really funny and my favorite youtuber!

[@yournightmare2170]

Lol this cracked me up

[@bertenheimer]

Trevor Kenderes how did it crack you up if you didn’t even get to watch the whole thing yet

[@yournightmare2170]

Bertie Chaos his jokes buddy

[@nightcrowred]

Glad to see ya making videos today Cap!

[@philipo.9314]

Plot twist: The hand was a paid actor.

[@rachelriley7650]

Dun dun duuun

[@matthewogle357]

Keep it up dude I love watching your videos I just lost a cousin and your vids make me so much more happy

[@CookiesDC]

5:20 I think Emma is having an existential crisis

[@shakewell42]

She’s definitely a government camera

[@hunterperkins357]

You are the best KZbinr ever you make me happy when I am sad

[@chesterzimmerman1479]

best part of my day is a helping of captain sauce

[@klemziboy1305]

I only now saw the radio; that thing jumps!😂

[@clipsandstuffv2859]

Love your content

[@tristenpayne9807]

Mr sauce its gonna be alright she didnt want you buns anyway man.

[@nuk_a_boi_1117]

When you said bottomless soy sauce and it was pouring all over the place I laughed me arse off

[@witherskillz1719]

I support you captain Keep up the good work

[@wolfgaming4270]

I love captain sauce he is A great person

[@gahhck_9170]

Captain, to explain why the squid moved, even though it is dead salt coming in contact with it’s muscular system causes it to jerk, and the sauce had salt in it because it was most likely soy sauce, this is an actual dish in Japan, a soup with a squid tentacle in it with salt that makes it jerk about

[@AsylumCom]

Yes please, more. I busted a gut with this game.

[@Dmobley9901]

Hey Cap, what's the deal with Budget Cuts 2? You know they actually released "Mutators", which are pretty much cheats and game mods you could mess around with-

[@sheilathomas2753]

haha this was funny great video captain sauce

[@gabrielbatstone7393]

Love you vids

[@Tocalifeavery]

I LOVE THIS

[@GhostHelwig]

I’m surprised that one girl wasn’t driven away by being repeatedly punched in the face with food. Takes all types I guess. 😂 I’d love to see more of this game. It’s been hilarious so far.

[@KiBaby11911]

“Like going to a brothel to gargle your own balls” I think I actually died a little bit on the inside . I laughed and no sound came out .💀😂😂😂😂😂

[@underplush7259]

Listen cap I love your channel no matter what you post but where is budget cuts DX

[@soloknolo6918]

Captain sauce:the only channel that never had drama or conflict

[@loungekat2270]

Cap for a cool tabs fight do 1 Artemis and five cheerleaders to make an automatic Artemis

[@rage7902]

Wrong video

[@loungekat2270]

I know

[@loungekat2270]

But I just thought of it so I say it just in case I forget

[@seasonsarecool]

or a hwatcha

[@billybob4532]

Anyone could think of that, think of something outside the box.

[@jaydengibson8571]

He is back

[@GameAdvent2]

Where is more Budget Cuts 2

[@damianbrittain6294]

I swear to god Riley just wanted you to pay for the food

[@damianbrittain6294]

They are ment for each other

[@billybob4532]

Aren’t men supposed to pay?

[@damianbrittain6294]

Well It depends on the date if it’s good then yes if it bad then no

[@billybob4532]

Oh

[@teddybear2234]

“ITS PERRRFECT!!! WHYYY” - CaptainSauce 2020

[@transformersinc3366]

early!! New video!! Let’s goo. After this I have to go back to rewatch more of thief simulator. Love that series. Love you ;)

[@groggersthedestroyerAAL]

Been exited af for a new upload from you Totally unrelated but; Happy birthday to me 🥳

[@seasonsarecool]

happy birthday

[@groggersthedestroyerAAL]

@@seasonsarecool thankyou!

[@reeeli9119]

Soy sauce makes squids muscles tense so they move when soy sauce is poured on them.

[@rachelriley7650]

Didn't know that

[@reeeli9119]

@@rachelriley7650 I forgot how I know that, but once it happened its just like something unlocked in my brain and was like, "Ah, yes."

[@tigertoni5542]

This could be a great vr game!

[@tgeozeff]

Congrats on 1.5 mil cap

[@v0id912]

Nice vid!

[@melodyhill3614]

Today I had a really bad day but you've made it up

[@solosun2468]

I love the videos

[@BingusBingusBongus]

captain sauce im a superfan omg

[@krayuneter]

5:22 I like how the music cut out

[@IMANUMANI]

15:51 scared the crap outta me!

[@destinychambers6814]

Even with Cap having a dirty mind, he read Orally like “O’rally” and didn’t understand.

[@Dremag_Gaming]

Oh sure. They don't mind if you spill never-ending liquids on them but shove a bucket of fries is not the way to go. 😆

[@Bittheking]

More table MANNERS

[@zteep7694]

Everyone: hmmmhmmm ark Captainsauce: what you say

[@cliberty165]

Love this game I hope he will be the best who will play this

[@nicktomlinson6140]

Sauce couldn’t rizz his own left hand 😂

[@jimmyneutron1060]

“That’s like going to a brothel to gargle your own balls” -CaptainSauce 2020

[@jeromemlg9295]

Please make more

[@mattydoo184]

When you get clickbaited into thinking this was a vr video

[@lightbluepancake3475]

This could work great for VR!

[@valiang8867]

i Really wanna see this in VR lol

[@Yesh7777]

pls upload budget cuts 2 :v

[@user-mq5sr8jt7e]

Hell yeah

[@crystalcrous9510]

Riley was totally just in it for the free food

[@phantomyea7092]

Love your VR content but on another note (WHERE IS BUGET CUTS 2)

[@justjoshin6370]

👍🏻good job cap

[@plasticballs]

Riley: *Seduce me.* Cap: wait wha-.. Spy, I'- Riley: *_SEDUCE ME!_* Cap: _We both got buckets o' chicken._ RED Spy, with the cloak and dagger: *Congratulations, you're a failure.*

[@Stinker0610]

What?

[@douzingmatuhansipalay2491]

I get that tf2 reference

[@NobodyM.D]

I didn't want to watch this video but then I realized "wait this is... CAPTAINSAUCE!!!" Take my view

[@kindporpoise7541]

Squids are one of the animals that can survive without a head and you can pour a liquid on them and make them have a reaction making them wondering around in pain

[@chintex_]

those dates hurt

[@toadyowens4761]

Hell yeah free summer camp your own

[@ztaylorcjackery6251]

Ur the best utubeer

[@darkwolf6163]

The squid was a dancing squid soya sauce interacts with the muscles and makes them move even when they are dead

[@gerardcoleman6059]

you are the best you tuber can you make more stupidella please captain sauce

[@EmilyCullen]

sabatoze the date.

[@damianbrittain6294]

Yep Emma has a nose ring and glasses and she made a joke about the earth rotating🥃

[@Rfarmer820]

hope you are doing okay! heard about the snow, sometimes forget you live in Canada lol

[@deathstare0129]

A Canadian’s meal is a beer

[@noobnoob5652]

Nice vid

[@heidyayala2844]

Your the best

[@maxi979]

Isn't keeping candles on an conveyor belt a fire hazard?

[@miloswanson6873]

You poured f**king beer in a wine glass

[@ZeroCards]

Captain sauce! LADIES FIRST

[@krayuneter]

Are you the sun cos you have to stay 20 million miles away from me YOU DIED!?!?

[@drakeandluciagrimberg6571]

Yes please!

[@morgussy_white_yo]

Maybe the hand's job is Surgeon Simulator

[@blakestacy7005]

4:32 the squid moves because the soy sauce cases the muscles to flex

[@jellipapi8834]

Guess she couldn’t handle the *”Sauce”*

[@kittystudios1]

10 Seconds I to the video and there is already some facepalming to do 🤦🏼‍♀️