i think you should leave quotes that live rent free in my brain

[@sleepylilguy]

part 2 kzbin.info/www/bejne/qmrNmayIpJWMY7c

[@newthrash1221]

I literally use "it's illegal for you to ask me that" at least a couple times a week. Thank you

[@andrewjohnson8508]

You literally do?

[@davidcurtis7547]

Brian's hat is also in my head . "Don't do the voice"

[@dehydra8edwater]

you're going to single handedly save the english language ​@andrewjohnson8508

[@jannivannibell]

"Billy me or billy him?" "Your name's billy too?" "No that's why I'm so fucking confused"

[@joshuamacks6087]

My favorite line

[@luke.hillis7634]

I bout cracked a rib when I first saw that

[@evastood4539]

3:54

[@mozzer35]

@@evastood4539omg thank you

[@RustedBuddy5192]

Reminds me of this joke I once heard that I steal occasionally where if Im Kevin and my bud is Kyle and we're getting some water bottles. I'll tell them that I'll mark yours as "K" so I know its for Kyle and not Kevin. Usually gets a good laugh from ambient older folks.

[@bananaramma5913]

"Merideth, I'm worried your baby thinks people can't change"

[@davidcurtis7547]

I said USED TO BE !

[@Vicmac86]

This vid is right in my Q zone

[@stratman4747]

Your whole family hates you, only I love you!

[@522op41]

I heard they got Jeff Chris to fly down from Indiana to mix it professionally

[@thecatadors911]

PALM TREE GIRLS LIKE PALM TREE GUYS!

[@maxuabo]

All hail the Q drop

[@jacobcoates3942]

It’s not exactly in my Q Zone, is it?

[@artanibukur]

"No that's why I'm so fucking confused" Can't remember the last time seeing such a perfect delivery of a line

[@RH11THM]

It really is perfect haha

[@4282Greg]

"Its got a bush? What the hell?" from the new season rivals it, i think

[@slycooper459]

@@4282Gregexactly

[@realnamekash]

Anybody else just watch this show constantly everyday? I’ve never met anyone in real life that watches this show and I need to be all of your friends

[@howaboutno4002]

There's an entire subreddit for that buddy

[@meowmeow5662]

I sent this to my sister and she's horrified. But she's a square tho ⬜

[@kenne303]

Everyone I've shown judges the hell outta me 😂. But I don't even care, this show is that good I keep spreading the gospel.

[@tiannnny]

I’ll eat Doug’s mom’s wig I don’t care.

[@frofrozzty]

My mom raised me on the original Kids in the Hall, I introduced her to That Mitchell & Webb Look... she hit me with I Think You Should Leave. She wins, hands down (although Mitchell & Webb is my favorite sketch comedy)

[@noahcielstandup]

THE SKELETONS WILL PULL YOUR HAIR!!! UP BUT NOT… OUT

[@cal0954]

And- AND THE WORMS ARE THEIR MONEY... SO ARE THE BONES

[@ivale.182]

“You’re saying we’re allowed to swear, I’m saying ‘Big fat load of cum and horse cock’ and you’re getting mad” this is my favorite 💀. This sketch actually made me feel bad for Tim’s character especially the end when his mom picks him up.

[@josheaster1547]

i love it whenever someone is just trying to be funny

[@stephengrigg5988]

​@@josheaster1547it's not so much that. The ending shows he has a devoutly religious mother, so he doesn't curse around her. This is his one escape where he can act like himself and not upset his mother, but he keeps getting rejected by people.

[@anyam3682]

This one is so autism coded ❤

[@Domn879]

I’m not trying to ruin anyone’s day…

[@johnlittle3430]

Missing the one line that repeats almost constantly in my brain: "The water doesn't stink. You're choking to death."

[@NG..]

Whole place stinks

[@myguyyy]

Something about it stinks

[@rjhomola2157]

POPPERSSSS

[@yakiclone1]

What's that's going on out there

[@domaug]

what da heck is that that's goin on out there???

[@charliefikes]

"You cant change the rules just because you dont like how I am doing them"

[@mattdre201]

I use " bare butt and balls and back" daily. Love that show

[@samantharosejohnson]

If I was a big ol guy with a big burly white beard would you still be yelling at me? Or would you be spanking my bare butt, balls, and back. THINK ABOUT THAT.

[@cheesysteak7057]

bro what situations do you find yourself in daily where that phrase even fits

[@pveqnrt]

​@@cheesysteak7057 after a workout I tell people I can feel it in my "bare butt balls and back" It doesn't have to make sense it's just that it's weird enough to remember. The whole point of it is to get a "wtf" reaction from people

[@jamesgdavies2]

@@cheesysteak7057 It's literally illegal for you to ask him that

[@HD_Heresy]

"Two motorcycles with a little HOUSE in the middle!?"

[@adammalay3842]

Oh yeah, they got motorcycles 😁

[@boglin80]

Okaaayyyy

[@natalienorman4424]

Sometimes when I just happen to say something in a melancholy tone, I'll follow it up with "I don't even wanna be around anymore." However, I've learned that I really need to read the room first before I say that.

[@hopefulfriend4163]

Personally I'm a big fan of " That's actually, how I know about the iceCream store."

[@RyanHarris77]

Triples of the Barracuda

[@chrismccleary4731]

Tell him, tell him I got triples.

[@mitchellanderson3068]

Triples is best.

[@andrewjohnson8508]

Wink

[@TheWacoKidd]

@@mitchellanderson3068 triples is safe

[@dogwaterprod]

i think i quote “They said that to ME aaaaat a dinner!” atleast once a day

[@kdbrown777]

"I didn't do fucking shit!" and "We can say whatever the HELL we want..." are two things I say at least once a week.

[@domskillet5744]

Yes but "I don't think you're allowed to do that" for me lol

[@notsure1969]

How about "I'm not in trouble" when your boss catches you looking at a nude egg you won from your game?

[@sleepyd]

sometimes when im driving my car or just doing some shopping, these scenes randomly pop up in my head and i start laughing like a twisted frickin cycle path

[@immortal_hades5541]

cycle path

[@politesociety]

Twisted cycle paths are the worst ones. I know that one day I'll be overtaking a jogger on a blind corner and another cyclist will be coming the other way, and I probably won't make it.

[@fiveoneecho]

The lower case "WHAT THE HELL?" in the court scene has been stuck in my head for so long.

[@KristoffFry]

“I was a piece of shit though!” “-used to be.” “I said WAS!”

[@samuelmartin2992]

Big fan of “You thought it was funny!” “I thought it was INTERESTING!”

[@michaelbugner7011]

The one where he's choking: "What the heck is that it's going on out there?!" I say that to my cat all the time when he's looking out the window.

[@montholdmayo]

i can’t know how to hear anymore about TABLES

[@sleepylilguy]

DANG IT I FORGOT THAT ONE

[@joshwhalen17]

TAY-BULLS

[@jabezhane]

@@joshwhalen17 DIRR_TAYYY TAY_BULLS

[@Ffejro12256]

​@@joshwhalen17You shouldn't have yelled at Eddie.

[@stephengrigg5988]

​@@Ffejro12256she doesn't actually yell at Eddie, I've watched it a bunch of times

[@oldoutlet6946]

Whenever my dog acts up, I calmly reminder her that it's just me and that I'm not the Blues Brothers.

[@kjf729]

I can’t imagine trying to condense one video like this. I feel like the entire script of 2 seasons occupies permanent residence in my consciousness.

[@JohnGuastavino1]

"I can't know how to hear any more about tables!"

[@jkelsey555]

Cut the best line from the hotdog spanking part. "well one of us is going to have to do it!"

[@montholdmayo]

no one’s getting spanked

[@RandallWilliamsDa3rd]

they are some motherfuckers for not including that one

[@baileyjean42]

😂😂😂 agreed

[@CptWhit3y]

"We're allowed to show'em nude because they ain't got no soul." lololol...dammit spectrum...bring back CorncobTV...I need my coffin drop!

[@JaneNayes]

coffin flop

[@MrVisde]

“OMG, he admits it…he likes his mother-in-law!” 😂😂😂

[@BrotherRufio]

teachers pet!

[@mackswilliams8933]

Fuckin paul

[@cal0954]

NOW YOU HAVE TO MARRY YOUR MOTHER IN LAW!

[@georgerolandallen]

*admit

[@K33176]

@@cal0954 Those are the rules! Now he has to!!

[@stevenboyle4092]

My buddies and I refer to ourselves as the "dangerous nights" crew when we go out without our wives

[@toddjefferson8761]

"I just got screamed at by Freddy Kreuger!" 😂

[@rn11349]

“You gotta walk to the food store, you gotta walk to the house!” Is such an underrated line

[@d-trillaa2766]

I want a button that will yell "Wrong!" in his voice on demand

[@shlerTHEnumbas]

This made me cry from laughing so hard. I️ love this show so much and this is like every best part strung together

[@MrEScience]

The phrase "Butt balls and back!" Pops into my head at least twice a week.

[@Midnight_Freefall]

"Think about that!"

[@mitchellbjerke5547]

There's a Claire's in our mall and every time I walk by I think " I just didn't want to die on the slab, like my dad"

[@TheWacoKidd]

I had Chloe. She was really cool.

[@baileyjean42]

She stood outside the door and made sure no one could hear the splashes

[@cal0954]

I put my dad in jib jab videos so it would look like he's alive again

[@akf2000]

😂😂😂 how were they allowed to use the name of a real store

[@alienvomitsex]

​@@akf2000 parody is allowed by law

[@Thechinkills]

I say every single one of these lines

[@humanname6534]

"you think this is slicked back? THIS IS PUSHED BACK"

[@tracereed714]

“Your name is Billy too? No, that’s why I’m so fucking confused” kills me every time

[@jasonkeenan4154]

Bart Harley Jarvis is the most aggressive baby I've ever seen.

[@zombitegaming]

(When he was talking about Dan Flashes) "You go in, YES YOU DO, You go in!" I say that at least 10x a day minimum.

[@nadiabaz6083]

Literally just love dropping “are you gonna tell everyone I housed Dylan’s burger?” out of context to people

[@lasagna312]

You forgot "Tiny Dinky Daffy. Pancaked by a drunk dump truck driver."

[@baileyjean42]

In memoriums don’t usually include how they died

[@Jakesully133]

I was taking an MSHA (Mine safety) course and dozens of people have been brutally killed by being ran over by haul trucks but i couldnt stop grinning thinking about this quote

[@McBudz420]

GET HIM OUT! GOT-DAMMIT!

[@ilovecaulk2542]

The delivery on the “throat slashed” one gets me every time.

[@KevinExclamationPoint]

Love this show. This video was missing, “Stop scammin’ adults into thinking they’re stars!”

[@TheWacoKidd]

Palm tree girls love palm tree guys

[@BradLacke]

Nobody tricked me, I AM a star!

[@Verick.]

@@BradLacke It's not really in my Q zone is it?

[@TheRealBearB]

Moon river rock…moon river ROLLLL

[@thefaulkness]

I don't even need the context of these lines to laugh at them anymore

[@c-secofficer123]

I CANT SEE SHIT OUT THE SIDES OF MY EYES! Gets me every single time

[@savvytravvi8660]

"he may look like a hotdog, but you're wearing a hotdog costume "

[@joshdesorcy2901]

Fri….day….night I’m thinkin that we…just…..might

[@rotangu]

The funniest thing is when Mr. Andrews asked "How much it cost?" because the voiceover is reading it in the past tense, but Mr. Andrews in the flashback still delivers the line in the wrong tense. Kills me every time 😆

[@chrismccleary4731]

I think the part about this that’s confusing is the ad libbing from the manager. But the reader in the courtroom isn’t actually quoting him so the tense is ok.

[@DrAmazing]

@@chrismccleary4731 the manager is speaking directly to him, so he should be saying something like "how much DID it cost?" but his mouth matches the lawyer

[@ccgerrity]

“How much it cost?” Could be present or past, because it’s missing some words that would have made it less ambiguous

[@chrismccleary4731]

@@ccgerrity yeah I think it’s just to be funny lol

[@elizabethpost8021]

i never noticed this, that’s so funny. good catch

[@tiffanytalavera4561]

Brian’s hat… “Nobody said shit dude, nobody said shit”. 😂😂🤣 and then the discarded dice.

[@MurlocManiac511]

"Your names Billy too?" "No that's why I'm so FUCKING confused"

[@blairmiller4966]

"You gotta give!" "I eat paper all the time!" "Bigger than a horse's...I like the sound of that"

[@Cupo666]

“Don’t come over by me!”

[@allnovieveryday]

2:50 has to be my number one recall every time.

[@AA-rc1ny]

Everyone knows the best line is “Sloppy steaks!!!”

[@jamesgdavies2]

"Bare butt, balls, and back" is a quote that I adore but I am yet to use.

[@treasonabledoubt7251]

"I almost killed myself, Juuulieee"

[@Sandux930]

Stoo.sayijg thatttt 😂😂

[@pandaberserk3390]

tiny jeans, chicken spaghetti at chickolinis

[@bencousins7311]

They can't stop you from ordering a glass of water

[@pandaberserk3390]

I was a big piece of shit BIG TIME!

[@kevingr7]

"I cannot think any good car-ideas when this guy keep farting!"

[@pleuriglossy3959]

The skeletons will pull your hair up, but NOT out!

[@anaannna1594]

Not included but my favorites, "you wore that dress yesterday! " and "its all right babrie I'm not the blues brothers."

[@Hoi]

gotta walk to the food store gotta walk to the house

[@elsapatino3678]

This cured me

[@bottlenose.dolphin]

they said that to me at a dinner is my personal fav

[@matthewwilliams8978]

"Look at their toes, like so many curled canned shrimp!"

[@bradysimons8209]

I use "Stop! Stop! Please let me go first! Please let me go first! I'm doing something!" constantly.

[@StillAGreatNight]

It’s *interesting*, the ghosts.

[@nightmare-nightmarenightma1147]

omg we need another season of ITYSL and Auntie Donna

[@TheWacoKidd]

Bozo did the dub

[@kevinsteel7875]

Nothing has made me laugh more than this show.

[@WezIsTheWay]

You think this is slicked back? This is PUSHED back!

[@thenomadicjames3086]

Busting out of shitwood and hitting pavement

[@TheWacoKidd]

All we're doing is shooting funerals and showing the ones where the bodies fly out!

[@robertcolvin5162]

“Now you have to marry your mother in law!” I always want to say that one irl but I know almost nobody would get it 😢

[@DerWaidmann_]

"No that's why I'm so fucking confused" is an underrated clip from this show

[@Parksal33]

Bare butt balls and back kills me lmao. Also, YOU THINK THIS IS SLICKED BACK?! THIS IS PULLED BACK!

[@jaket5716]

YOU GOTTA GIVE

[@sloppysteaks5813]

Dude I can’t WAIT for Computer School. Tim, we need a trailer and release date!!!!!!

[@baileyocallaghan1278]

She just keeps eating batteries. She says she’s not eating them, but then we go to the doctors and they’re like yeah we found another battery in there

[@linneahunter5033]

I can't quote this with anyone, no one I know has seen it 😭

[@HD_Heresy]

Even worse when most of your closest friends don't like it 🥺

[@armadaj9112]

I know it’s terrible no one knows what I’m talking about

[@joemiller7082]

You can say whatever the HELL you want.

[@israelCommitsGenocide]

@@joemiller7082 jizz

[@kevingr7]

Somebody asked is he famous? I mean, he`s no Roy Donk.

[@TheWacoKidd]

I'm not sure if this will help but he was also on the Colgate Comedy Hour...

[@WTFdropkick]

‘Dangerous nights crew…? We went for wings once’

[@Rose-qy7qi]

For some reason I always think of “T A B L E S” and “leaveitthefuckalone”. But the best to use is “I don’t even wanna be around anymore.”

[@thecosmicmonster682]

Your name is Billy too? No, that's why I'm so fucking confused. That shit gets me every time.

[@sxnshine_cozzy5297]

“Love is like the wind, you can't see it but you can feel it.” ― Nicholas Sparks, quote from A Walk to Remember

[@paytonaustin4655]

We use this at the coffee shop constantly it keeps it going especially the RIP THE HEAD OFF

[@worldtravellingfordummies5398]

The old man costume one is so damn good, seeing his character go from being so incredibly excited about doing it to wanting to die 😅

[@yakiclone1]

I 'die' laughing when I hear the skeleton song

[@davidcurtis7547]

Thanks sleepylilguy . Brian's hat is one of my fav's . Nice compilation

[@austinmorris8455]

“Just body after body busting out of shit wood and hitting pavement”

[@David-vf7if]

“I don’t even want to be around anymore.” I say that several times a week. It’s such a good line.

[@Lincboy_Productions]

I can’t go a day without watching this show, It’s starting to be a problem

[@J14078]

real.

[@youngest7719]

he's a whole mood, i love him

[@johnbenke6447]

I tell my roommate every morning that he’s not part of the turbo team.

[@Strummie]

They keep my house HOT

[@JamieReviewsStuff]

He got thrown down the stairs at Dan Flashes. Shut the f*ck up Doug, I did though. 🤣🤣🤣

[@averyguilbert6314]

Why is “you gotta walk to the food store, you gotta walk to the house!” So funny

[@arlofarts9]

I can’t stop crying

[@scottdixon3417]

I quote this show at least 40 times a day with my friends

[@valentinmoebius7490]

What’s the name of the show?

[@scottdixon3417]

@@valentinmoebius7490 I think you should leave. It’s on Netflix

[@Filmwithpurpose]

Tim Robinson has consumed my brain cells. My soul actually.

[@JakeRanney]

up but not out