I Thought this would be Safe!

[@colinfurze]

What a scream this was, www.youtube.com/@Tomlamb980 is back diiging the penultimate part of the garage so part 4 will be very soon. Thanks for you continued support.

[@therealroga]

Loving the Furze mining company videos more than anything.

[@ArcDroidCNC]

You sir are a legend!

[@NextProjectawesome]

Briiiiiillliant! I Absolutely loved this… but Colin.. for the love of god, wear a helmet…

[@rasmis]

1:27 “I know this seems like needless destruction”, while hammering hinged doors, instead of using a wrench to unscrew the two hex-nuts holding each door.

[@kiraly_kommandos]

I never knew that I subscribed to a stuntman.

[@zachswartz3555]

It's refreshing to see someone take all necessary safety precautions

[@xpehkto]

Still less dangerous than angle grinder

[@joecastro9977]

He has a tie on

[@HAL9000.]

@@joecastro9977 That's his extra-special "safety tie" no less.

[@jimroberts3009]

He has his safety tie on, no worries!

[@aande1]

Safety squints engaged

[@theshawnkelly]

15:45 “A little bit rich” is the biggest understatement of the century. That engine is running WEALTHY.

[@ferd1775]

😂

[@jwalster9412]

The AFR is- rag in the throttle, injectors stuck open.

[@Gobbbbb]

@@jwalster9412 It's just oil in the cylinders from being on it's side, it'll clear up.

[@jwalster9412]

@@Gobbbbb probably, but I like the idea that they unplugged a airflow sensor or something.

[@Gobbbbb]

@@jwalster9412 Fair enough lol, it would have some black smoke though I'd imagine if it was dumping fuel. It reminded me of a WhistlinDiesel vid (now deleted I think) where he flipped a G Wagon by dropping it through a roof. The oil and/or water in the cylinders hydrolocked the engine.

[@Tomlamb980]

Hands up if you liked my driving 🎉

[@DonnieX6]

🙌

[@majorerr0r840]

Only popo can ask me that mate. Youll get a 😊 instead 😂

[@okandperson]

🙌

[@joostgt]

🙌🏼

[@stefanfritzsche]

🙌🏼 you guys ROCK !! awesome to see a whole video with the two of you. now, I am genuinely worried someone might get badly hurt one day doing one of these stunts.. I mean WHY does Colin have to sit in that car while it is being ripped apart by a digger 😆without even a helmet .. or what if that pole had snapped sending him hurtling down quite a few meters (even more in feet!) .. anyway, I worry too much - YOU GOT THIS! (probably) thanks for all the wonderful craziness! 😎

[@RealZenno]

2:40 I don't know if Colin is just reckless or that his faith in Tom Lamb is just that strong but you couldn't pay me enough to sit in a car that was being torn apart like that.

[@iamaduckquack]

Yeah this is one of the dumbest things I've seen.

[@BbkEddy16]

Trust with the boys 💯

[@napsbrickrailways2290]

I mean digger/excavator operators can be realllly precise, they treat their machinery like an extension of themselves. My grandpa can open cans of coke using his.

[@Rabbit420_7I0]

I'm a digger driver and I have mates that trust me that much next to me driving. It's all about trusting the operators skill and Tom is a great machine driver

[@mistere6299]

This is officially the second most unsafe thing I've seen Colin do

[@a2rgaming863]

0:20 Every single life insurance agent, health insurance agent, and injury lawyer raced each other to the phone to call you first to say that: "It was not a good idea."

[@angryspacerasta1398]

My agent spontaneously burst into flame when Furze was in the driver’s seat while Tom demolished the van with the loader!

[@bobbadeeznuts]

His insurance must cost millions every month

[@Pratalax]

This has gotta be one of the most chaotic episodes you've done, at least for a very long time! Bravo lads, living the completely bonkers dream in this one. 15:59 was a BEAUTIFUL cut btw!

[@MrSciencetist23]

I think the only other one I've been more worried about was the knife belt where he kept actively cutting himself.

[@Broockle]

@@MrSciencetist23 o god that one gave constant anxiety, THANKS FOR REVIVING THAT MEMORY IN MY DREAMS 😆

[@Nevir202]

For a second, I started to say, "This is the craziest thing he's ever..." Then I remembered the hover bike. I don't think anyone will ever top that. Anyone who even tried to would probably be insta-banned by YT.

[@Ltowler508]

Colin furze and Tom lamb should not be allowed to play together but I’m glad they do

[@SomeChristianGuy9]

The kindergarten teacher is FREAKING out with these 2 playing together in class 😂😂

[@comfortablynumb9342]

Hopefully their kids play together too, if they have kids. I think they should be encouraged to hang out and do crazy Brit stuff. They'd fit in Florida.

[@jonconway912]

15:47 any machines a smoke machine if you use it wrong enough

[@RianHagebeuk]

Thank you for making my husband and I laugh out loud

[@integza]

My videos, when compared to yours, are OSHA's wet dream

[@donotprikel]

Agreed

[@Bayernfan74]

Yooooo it's the guy who makes jet engines and hates tomatoes

[@monhi64]

Bro why did it have to be a wet dream 😭

[@TheEudaemonicPlague]

heh....believe it or not, OSHA tells its trainees that offices are some of the most dangerous workplaces. I had the thrill of spending a week driving down to the Chicago suburb they did some training out of. So, if I look at your videos, am I going to be disappointed? Ah, who cares, I can waste some time....

[@JJFX-]

​​​@@TheEudaemonicPlagueWell yeah... Their entire existence revolves around ensuring risk management makes every workplace as boring as possible. They have no problem with people emptying the waste toner in a laser printer that I'm pretty sure is used for biological warfare but god forbid you come in on the weekend wearing sandals.

[@dylanswarbrick9111]

My dad was the bass player in the band HEXED (the first track) who sadly passed away earlier this year. I remember when they first put the song forward and it was featured in a video waaayyy back. I always like the content you put out and it's great to still hear his music out here, thanks Colin!!!

[@bungalo50]

"Insurance companies HATE HIM"

[@joepeck2942]

But he was wearing a safety tie. There's no way he could be a liability with one of those.

[@gorkacg8462]

learn this simple trick NOW

[@anthonycarty9433]

I was just wondering how much his life insurance policy premium is . Astronomical I should image .

[@richardschofield2201]

I don't think he has insurance

[@aarona3606]

Nah, there was enough caution tape used in this experiment.

[@RedGreene]

When "I've survived the project" is the only safety standard

[@MrBeast9000]

what in the free health care is happening here lol

[@cogboy302]

According to the Americans, the NHS is a Socialist nightmare. Good job it's free at the point of care, eh?

[@iamaduckquack]

The health care can be as free as you want but it won't get your vision back after you get some shrapnel in the eye. Or a hydraulic hose pops. 🤷‍♂️

[@TradieTrev]

ROFL!!

[@TechNextLetsGo]

I just hope he doesn't achieve oceangate status

[@unsteadyeddy3107]

LMAO good luck getting an NHS appointment. Colin must be with BUPA.

[@karalyzel3177]

Hey, Colin, please be careful man. The safety tie is a long running gag but this is the first video where some of the risks you've taken haven't felt minor or accounted for. Especially with the sitting under breaking glass, you can't fix that kind of damage to the eye, tempered or not. Long time watcher here, and I want you to stay able to make crazy videos. Take care.

[@cogboy302]

Perhaps he was wearing safety contact lenses?

[@allanshpeley4284]

Totally agree. The glass wasn't the only problem though. If Tom so much as sneezed he could have crushed Colin to death in half a second.

[@johnhoang930]

Yeah the risks in this one didn't feel controlled like they normally are.

[@brendancskinner]

If we find out that Colin has a tumour pushing on his amygdala I wouldn't be surprised at all. His videos are fun but was bordering on unhinged.

[@monhi64]

@@johnhoang930I’ve seen people get ripped apart on safety for less and stuff Colin has directly done, like all the tunneling in the suburbs. Mostly his fuckin weighted ball/pole thing gives me major anxiety, he’s never even attached to it as I recall, one slip and it’s over

[@brianfox340]

11/10 ad concept. Such a good idea to just have an unobtrusive logo that actually gives us information about the video itself. The sweet shot while the camera got catapulted was a PERFECT ad.

[@houzetear]

5:26 The shadow... i can't even describe it :D

[@ASilentSymphony]

I just saw it😂 that’s actually too funny

[@CL-gq3no]

That is one well hung shadow.

[@Ayse-x8d3u]

hahahahahahahahah

[@geenpunk]

impressive

[@NoCareGareBear]

That’s funny

[@JohnCulbard]

Dear Mr. Furze. I've been asked to contact you about your your current level of insurance cover. It is thought that sitting in a vehicle that is being ripped apart may not be demonstrating a suitable concern for your own safety and may invalidate your current policy. And as for mobile Weebling.....may I suggest our new Total Psycho policy.. We don't pay out we are just responsible for collecting the remains.

[@SomeChristianGuy9]

Now that's a deal lol

[@humanperson8418]

God bless the NHS

[@spankyjeffro5320]

No.

[@linecraftman3907]

15:16 this shot oddly looks EXACTLY like its from old top gear

[@produKtNZ]

Very similar editing style 😅

[@AaAa-je5eo]

I know Colin doesn't like having any employees like editors and all that....but a Tom Lamb is the best addition to this channel. Gwon Tom Lamb!

[@Albert-wk8ts]

Tom and Rick are the best!

[@AaAa-je5eo]

@@Albert-wk8ts Agreed, can't forget Rick!

[@Gamer3427]

Not going to lie, this might be the least safe we've ever seen Colin in any of his videos, and that's saying something. Hopefully he has it in his will at least that if he dies while filming something, someone will at least upload the footage so it was worth it.

[@_Wombat]

Have you seen the spinning knife belt video? I recommend it 🤣

[@Gamer3427]

@@_Wombat I've seen them all, lol. That one is definitely risky, but I'd still say it's probably a lot safer than sitting inside of a car while it's being torn apart by heavy machinery.

[@joeeuston]

I just love how scrappy and chaotic this was. No polish, no extra features, just build a thing and do the thing. It's like you took a kids drawing and made it real life. More of this colin and tom.

[@lukasbrida9530]

Taking trusting your m8 to the next level with that demo though.... XD

[@richardschofield2201]

I don't think there was much trust

[@davidanalyst671]

Colin was on the end of a weeble pole, and his bro was standing on the hood and driving with his foot. This episode included some really sus stuff.

[@jonanderson5137]

If a guy can operate and isn't drunk, it's nothing.

[@GarrenShipley]

This is what would have happened if I'd been given a full workshop, power tools, and no supervision as a 12 year old. It is glorious.

[@rickcimino5483]

how do you only have 13 million subs? How are you not in the 30 million range? This channel is gold.

[@jacewhite8540]

Being sat in a car getting ripped about by heavy machinery might be the most mental thing I've seen on this channel. And I've seen a hell of a lot of mental things on this channel.

[@grantt82]

This felt like a real old school Furze video, two mates mucking about and having the best time, laughed all the way through

[@TheBobruub1]

Safety last, I love it.

[@Ripskin16]

Came here to say it, love all the vids but this one was just all around fun to watch.

[@teamidris]

Especially with Mrs Furze in the background :D

[@aldral4757]

you forgot to put chrome spray paint in your mouth before jumping into the truck

[@corentinoger]

Witness me!

[@aaronmdjones]

@@corentinoger WIIIIITNNNNEEEESSSSSSSSSS

[@Archangel144]

Inventor, athlete, KZbin sensation. Is there anything Tom Lamb can't do?

[@karal_the_crazy]

Safety

[@zkhydro4985]

5:45 Well I already see a problem. That turn signal is broken and makes it not street legal. Replace that and to it off with blinker fluid you will be right as rain.

[@WednesdayTheClove]

this video should be an "everything not to do when establishing a potentially unsafe project" The entire time I was thinking this video very well could have been left unpublished because it resulted in one of you being severely injured or killed. Absolutely wild

[@T-Bag13]

Bunch of big kids. 🙄 I'm so jealous. 😢

[@strider2175]

Same.

[@produKtNZ]

Same 😢

[@SomeChristianGuy9]

Me too lol

[@dayni5h]

my days of waiting for a colinfurze vid have come to an end finally

[@BasilGanhs]

i'd take that as this is BS im done waiting for new vids. instead of finally a vid!

[@Paradoxical124]

Only when insta360 stops sponsoring him 😂

[@pattyg1902]

I never thought I would actually see somebody do the Wallace and Gromit window cleaning

[@tadhgwright4345]

Just curious... do you have a "If you're seeing this on KZbin, it means I've e died in a *truly* spectacular fashion." video prepared? -If not, you might consider it. ;-)

[@Anton-F-B]

It feels kinda scary joking about it, but Colin will for sure not leave us in a normal man's fashion... Let's hope he gets old and grey before he goes out with a boom❤️

[@zachell1991]

3:00 the car E JACKulated on him

[@leokimvideo]

as always safety first children

[@derdrolftesinn]

Everyone should have a Tom. Need a big Hole? Turn a Building into little Rocks? Build a Road through a Forrest or a Mountain? Tom does this betwenn lunch and Tea.

[@allanshpeley4284]

What time is that in American?

[@PierceArner]

You & Tom seem like you were having an absolute _blast_ with this one!

[@mayo2877]

Glad to see there's finally a proper tool for testing hedge density.

[@PaulGreggBYRC]

Get a helmet Colin, not for you, but for the people who love you. I've got a dead friend to prove it.

[@Icecreamman571]

14:20 Windshield wipers were invented in 1902 People before 1902:

[@blar2112]

I'm sending this video to osha to prove that we can have fun with heavy machinery and that is not dangerous at all

[@jonanderson5137]

If you need OSHA for safety, I suppose.

[@Lethgar_Smith]

and nobody died, huh? That's interesting.

[@smokeyninja9920]

11:55 this is a planning issue, if 1 foot aims for peg, and the other foot aims for vertical bar you decrease your odds of groin crushing ~60%.

[@JandyCZ]

Hacksmith: safety harnesses, emergency team all around Colin: me bloody mate and insane air time

[@PaulParkinson]

Colin Furze, the 21st Century Buster Keaton!

[@PlutoniumBoss]

"Sorry, sponsor." Don't be. Now they get to say their product survived Colin Furze.

[@TheRealTburt]

Exactly. Who else is a better product tester/spokesperson?

[@phoephoe795]

Tom winding the window up was 100% pure comedy gold!!

[@adamrichardson7758]

Things brings me back to the scrapheap challenge days, absolutely brilliant vid as always Colin, and the secret garage progress is amazing too!

[@jimmyhughes5392]

not going to lie, Tom is the best thing you've made on your channel so far

[@cunnie84]

first world problems when your workshop is full of wall of death 😂😂😂

[@cwoollard1]

Does Tom Lamb work for the fire brigade in his spare time. He seems to be an expert at cutting the roof off vehicles!

[@TheEcoHome]

Seriously, wear some eye protection man. Can only fuck up your eyes once. Don't get me wrong I love the safety tie, but as a worried watcher. Enjoy your day

[@philleeson7835]

He's OK. He's using his safety squint.stop being a nanny😂

[@TheEcoHome]

@@philleeson7835 hey up to you to risk losing sight in one or both eyes. Most other parts of your body can take some shrapnel flying against it but eyes are REALLY vulnerable.

[@SVoided]

@@TheEcoHomeand… he knows what he’s doing and he wears them when he really needs to… if it feels he doesn’t need to he doesn’t

[@mattymerr701]

​@@SVoided the hardest time to judge safety is in the moment

[@Paradoxical124]

It becomes serious when his safety tie gets caught in a lathe and he gets lathed

[@kadmow]

hmm - coupled foot stirrups - could protect "nads" - add a swivel assembly with the handle at the top - for side to side flyovers - with "nad" protection...

[@RobKinneySouthpaw]

14:15 trash talk level awesome

[@CNC-Time-Lapse]

Good to see PPE in active use! Also, that portable CNC thingy was awesome.

[@roodood]

My dude is a proper stuntman holy shit so much could've gone wrong lol

[@iamaduckquack]

And one day it very well might if he keeps it up. As long as its caught on camera it's all good though

[@SomeChristianGuy9]

Ikr

[@maskharat]

Stuntmen have more safety equipment. They try to avoid fatalities and think before they do stuff.

[@tinyshedcrafts3974]

Glad to see the safety tie working efficiently......😂

[@leonelpowers5979]

You both really escalate exponentially when together. This is probably just about the most insane thing I had seen KZbin not taking down.

[@MikeBaxterABC]

I simply adore!!! .. the music tracks played in Colin's videos!!

[@Wayne-R-]

I think Tom has finally snapped and he’s trying to kill colin

[@Racamonkey]

How is this guy still alive?!

[@general...anxiety]

After all the tunnel vids on the other channel and 3 months since the cart I’m so happy with this video it’s such a Colin video and I’m all here for it ❤

[@alexandreprevost2808]

Well, that’s some proper usage of the “Safety tie”! 2:50 :D

[@DingusBatus]

Don’t try this at home kids. These stunts are done by professionals in a controlled environment.🤪

[@oggie1967]

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@Volkbrecht]

Well, they are done. In the environment ;)

[@absurdengineering]

The field looks like it’s pest-controlled at the very least? Should be OK then.

[@Deckzwabber]

Just thinking of how hard you lot must have been laughing on that field! Hanging upside down on a weeble on a car being driven by a bloke standing on the bonnet... The insanity

[@AHP-]

I can smell the invoice got me 😂

[@EDCandLace]

You are literally the only KZbinr that I will watch and click on ads for. You deserve to get paid, so I like, share every video you drop and any ads that pop up I click on them for ya!

[@pablopenasco4254]

I liked hearing you use the word penultimate. Most people just say second to last and it just doesn’t flow off the tongue as nice.

[@artor9175]

I'm sure it comes as no surprise to regular viewers that Colin is a freaking lunatic!

[@Cindy-v9r]

Really, man? Right in front of my OSHA handbook?

[@Ntwister]

should be a chapter on safety tie right :) ?

[@hannahlowry503]

It's always a little scary watching sheet metal bend like paper. 2:15

[@jonanderson5137]

That's nothing compared to a 9" angle grinder.

[@tenalafel]

Get Diggin' Colin !!! you have lots of rocks to move... You can go back to wrecking stuff once you've finished your perfect De Loerean (Time Machine) Lair. ( and the attendant important secondary holes in the ground )

[@craigmillerer]

Next Week: 360 Swing on a JCB

[@jamesdijzel1160]

All proper safety precautions were taken when making this video.

[@raymitchell9736]

Hey Colin, my Toyota Camry has a slight ding in it from a shopping cart (I think you call them trolleys in the U.K.) Do you think I could borrow Tom to help straighten her out a tad? I liked the professional treatment on that minivan... quality work there! But in my case I don't need the roof removed, it already have a sunroof...well, unless I wanted a bigger sunroof... boy oh boy, I hope it doesn't void the warrantee. LOL ... GREAT VIDEO GUYS! So much energy and fun... and no, I'm just kidding about the car repairs... either of you guys would have my Toyota crushed to bits in mere minutes.

[@PaulMinger-e9d]

Awesome video, you and Tom having so much fun and a PYT getting her windows cleaned to boot! Brilliant, this one more like The A Team meets The Fall Guy! Great fun

[@viccie211]

This video had me in stitches! Great project Colin!

[@otakop67]

If mad Max was made by fools, they would all be driving Carolina squat trucks

[@ShugoAWay]

He said fools not brainless sad sacks Also max max is set in the future so they would need to be able to reproduce, which eliminates anyone who would drive a pooping dog truck lol

[@eliasdavey]

when Colin Furze drops u put the kettle pop out the biscuit tin and enjoy

[@allanshpeley4284]

Brits 🙄

[@eliasdavey]

@@allanshpeley4284 u got a problem?

[@NSA-admin]

Colin! That bit where you made the spinny bar part made me think of an idea. What if you made a giant gyroscope like in the center back of a large vehicle like this van basically just like that initial spinny bar. Then you could drive the car so youre driving along a ramp so 2 wheels (driver side) on the pavement and 2 (passenger side) on the ramp. Have the ramp long enough for the gyro to lock the vehicle in its orientation so you could do a super long 2 wheel drive with no training or make the ramps super steep (and maybe beef up the appropriate suspension components and maybe add camber to the wheels) so you get stuck driving in a crazy steep orientation. Free wacky idea for ya

[@SymbioteMullet]

You're still completely mental, but you've also definitely still got it! Never change, Col!

[@sirlordbabish3873]

11:12 man almost trebucheted himself 😦

[@Wormweed]

2:50 if this was in America they would cancel all your insurances instantly 😂

[@jimroberts3009]

What insurance?

[@mudbuttt]

We have insurance you just have to pay for it​@@jimroberts3009

[@justandy333]

In a civilised nation like the UK we have our lovely NHS so no need for blood sucking insurance companies or medical companies who bend you over for a 7 figure medical bill.

[@StillShatter]

​@@justandy333 A civilized nation that is jailing it's own citizens for making "hateful" comments on social media. Doesn't sound very civilized to me unless you're against free speech.

[@FTN_Ale]

@@StillShatter deserved

[@valeckseimu3132]

Start as a builder, became a stuntman! Whats a better equipment to dive into bushushes hanging by a moving vehicle then 100$ cK underwear 14:48 LOL

[@alex6907]

I haven't laughed so much at one of your videos in ages, pure class, more collaborations with Tom Lamb please 😂

[@Watchyn_Yarwood]

Good to see Tom on the job! We need more TOM!!

[@PilchPlays]

Straight out of a Wallace and Gromit short.

[@Pratalax]

look what you done, you tore the seatbelt off!! now it won't be safe!

[@davel3541]

my God man

[@valoriel4464]

The Beast is bk ✌🏻

[@tondaty]

13:40 That superhero landing .... flawless 😁😁😁

[@jasonreynolds1715]

Classic Furze. It’s great with Tom also. Great energy

[@timc7345]

Tom Lamb - He's a Farmer!

[@drewhjc]

Pause at 4:38 and look at the dogs in the clouds.

[@Nugget10812]

There so perfect

[@boo7948]

omg yr eight l

[@DutchDread]

Collin has found a new lvl of unnecessary risk XD

[@moos5221]

This channel is full of crazy things and among those is that even the advertisement is interesting to watch.

[@bobbot91]

colinfurze, the man liveing, building, and plying the kid adult life we all dream of. Thank you sir. I always enjoy your videos.

[@rickykirk1]

3:16 very punk

[@kurtcraig3421]

BONKERS... these guys don't give af. makes me proud to be british.