Terrifying Masterclass On How To Become Famous

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[@TheOctavian316]

Sheeraz seems like 100% the kind of guy to threaten legal action over this video... just you wait. Then he'll claim he made Danny famous by making a scene over suing him.

[@miqnight7601]

Are you an oracle?

[@TheOctavian316]

@@miqnight7601 could be. Could be.

[@ineedabadbleep1557]

HELP I THOUGHT OF THAT

[@ziggylegion1604]

Sheeraz boutta try and slap Danny by legal 😱😫

[@thetherrannative]

That's fine! I'm sure Danny will review his legal options and it'll all go back to normal.

[@SirAsdf]

This guy is literally charging people so he can tell them about all the times he made celebrities lives miserable.

[@big_sea]

yea

[@k1lez]

What else is he gonna tell you about?

[@potato-pz6tu]

i choked to this comment

[@THICCTHICCTHICC]

I mean jeez, if he has a lending hand in Britney Spears downfall, that is absolutely fucked

[@thejadedjester4935]

@@potato-pz6tu I literally choked as I read this since I was eating some peanuts

[@RealTrey19]

Sheeraz: “I’m the biggest fame dealer in the world” Also Sheeraz: *doesnt have a Wikipedia article, while Danny does*

[@yoshifan4456]

😲 plus danny's google panel contains information about him and his career while sheeraz's is really just a list of names

[@louloudaki_]

edit: they use they/them now so i have changed some of the wording i’m relatively certain my partner is better known than this dude for their aquaponics research and they’re literally 19, they’re the first several results and the groups they’ve taught too in google images and they’re published in two journals and i’m not about to take credit for any of it cause they did the whole study before we even met and i’m studying biochem anyway lmao like they did that all themself and with like one teacher or something it’s crazy

[@gabby_5820]

​@@louloudaki_ what a chad bf

[@SoapBar656]

Bro “wall” has a Wikipedia page

[@hannahbarbarian6786]

​@@louloudaki_that is literally amazing wow

[@Ruby-fj8ug]

"How to become the next Kim K!" "rule 1 - Don't sell your body" does.... he know Kim K's origin story?

[@deadmeme9031]

Saying origin story makes her sound like a supervillain

[@autinjones7194]

@@deadmeme9031 saying it like that makes it sound like it's not true XD

[@saltygooseundertale7412]

Do... do I wanna know what Kim K's origin story is?

[@autinjones7194]

@@saltygooseundertale7412 if you mean the super villain thing. If I'm not mistaken she had the most expensive wedding in human history to a guy she didn't really even know purely as a publicity stunt And she divorced him a month later.

[@saltygooseundertale7412]

Dang man thanks for responding so fast

[@Linusthegreat]

Sheeraz reminds me of the goofy kid in school that doesn't quite fit in anywhere, but follows the popular kids around everywhere in an attempt to become one of them.

[@pinetree1767]

Gilderoy Lockhart energy

[@ultrsviolence]

im getting Vietnam flashbacks omg

[@finlip_]

@@pinetree1767 absolutely

[@justapersonwithtrauma2947]

So........he's Peter Pettigrew?

[@Linusthegreat]

@@justapersonwithtrauma2947 yes

[@BansheeNeet]

Sheeraz seems like the kind of guy who's gonna threaten to slap Danny with legal, so you know this is a good video.

[@diemasincarpe]

don’t worry Danny will review his legal options

[@sethron4000]

not with legal 😭😭😭

[@lissbelfort7728]

can't wait for all the comeback "this guy is suing me" videos coming up a couple months from now

[@samibinol]

@@lissbelfort7728 with a new song

[@SacredDaturana]

how can he slap?!??

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

Ok but as someone who took four years of graphic design classes, you DO need a brand guide. Specifically, you need ME to make you a brand guide. Please, I need to know that everything I've learned about kerning, color theory, target audiences and the rule of thirds was worth something.

[@moonshineaudios5740]

What’s a brand guide?

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

@@moonshineaudios5740 it's a document of rules you use to keep branding consistent, such as "this is the font we always use for headlines", "only put our logo on black and white photos", "stick to two of these four specific colors if you're making pamphlets or flyers for us", etc. These days they also include social media guides like "each tweet from our profile should end with one of these emojis", "only share posts that use this specific hashtag" and language guidelines like which type of slang they can or cannot use when commenting from an official account.

[@ThexDynastxQueen]

As a fellow graphic designer, what you know is useful and needed. It's just that convincing clients not only of that but that we deserve a livable wage for our skill is the hardest part on top of them respecting we're not jack of all trades. Honestly courses/colleges need to focus on how to close with clients at the prices we need and contracts or have profs. use nepotism to get their students jobs 😫

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

@@ThexDynastxQueen honestly. Even the fact that we're all expected to do freelancing is stupid like at least teach us business then. If I'm gonna be forced to pretend to be a numbers guy on top of a design guy, at least teach me proper numbers.

[@moonshineaudios5740]

@@cupriferouscatalyst3708 ohh so the brand will be more easily distinguishable from any others due to the set of easily recognised design features used by that brand? Thank you very much for your explanation, it’s so easy to understand!!

[@isathemonica]

britney spears: *was damaged by paps* shazam: i paid those! michael jackson: *used literal costume masks because of the speculation about his children's apperence and was scared they would be bullied by tabloids* shananay: i paid latoya to expose his kids! so this is a how to ruin a person's life 101

[@cl0wn.k0dx]

“Pay just $297, sit through an insufferable and completely improvised ‘course’ where this strange middle-aged man yells at you with slightly misogynistic undertones and straight up lies and you too, *yes you!* will be an awful person! Features include, how to stalk, unrealistic view on fame, advice from a guy who I’m pretty sure is on many stimulants, false claims, how to tear families apart (even royal ones), and much much more! *not really* “

[@isathemonica]

@@cl0wn.k0dx the a-hole university 🤝

[@calowenby1654]

Shamwow’s Friends: Shalhoub, buddy, you gotta come to your senses- Chirag: GET THE F&1# OUT MY LIFE!

[@cniknik9863]

I always thought MJ was smart, keeping his kids' faces hidden from the public like that so they could grow up semi normal.

[@isathemonica]

@@cniknik9863 that's why they're okay and safe today!!! he's the best father

[@sammakesmusic1]

Sheeraz has the most insane backstory. By pure dumb luck he got a TV show and access to Hollywood's most famous celebrities, the literal definition of falling upwards

[@RTWit]

This guy has probably has a library in his house but doesn’t know shit

[@k.k.7797]

I’ve met a few people who’ve genuinely failed upwards in life and the lack of self-awareness is jaw dropping. Good thing I earned my trust fund fair and square.

[@toba802]

fr tho

[@badussy]

I wish I fell upwards… every time I fall i land on a gosh darn floor!

[@alesh.4520]

@@badussy would you rather be sucked into the vacuum of space, falling away from earth till the end of time? Isnt falling onto the floor better after all? I dont know, at least not yet...

[@safy2909]

I think the fact that he paid a man 10k to throw champagne over Tana to get people talking about the wedding, and yet I've never heard about that incident before today says enough 💀

[@dontreadprofilephoto1728]

Dont Read my name 😑...

[@saint4life09]

@@dontreadprofilephoto1728 okay I won't, thanks for warning me

[@pannajohns5255]

This is the first time I'm hearing about this, wtf-

[@jaymercer4692]

Neither had I but in fairness I had never heard of the wedding in the first place and I just about know who those two people are. I don’t think I was the target market.

[@gm6393]

I remember hearing about this awhile ago, but I don’t think it really skyrocketed the wedding into relevance. It was only really people who already knew about the wedding that heard of it

[@alexathemerwitch5650]

I just realized something. This guy is giving a course on how to become famous, like the people that "he made famous". But the entire course teaches you how to become like him. This is a course on how to become someone who MAKES PEOPLE FAMOUS

[@Sophbloxe]

It still doesn't change the fact that sheeraz also makes famous people's lives miserable

[@Engardian]

Sooo…it’s a pyramid scheme. Wonderous

[@Thurstoner]

I laughed so hard at that Lichtenstein joke

[@immortalsun]

We’ve learned how to be rich. We’ve learned how to be healthy. Now, we learn how to be famous. Danny truly is a jack of all trades

[@robin_ch]

with this knowledge greg will truly become the strongest army

[@dontreadprofilephoto1728]

Dont Read my name 😑...

[@laurenl22]

Tbh he's doing the Lord's work

[@intruder6628]

I don't know about you, but Danny also thought me how to be a bad boy

[@demetrian7856]

@@intruder6628 I thought Drew just acted like people for a couple weeks.

[@manishio2]

Danny made him more famous than he would have ever been.

[@soranotsorrow7968]

True, True

[@steveb804]

Getting paid. 100%.

[@Skylar._.broadband]

@@steveb804 he deffo wouldnt be getting paid to shit on him ahah

[@aesv1per]

Trueeee

[@ilda89]

But... Will he be slap by legal? Too much bold information here (juicy :) Go Danny, great video :*

[@bumbumaaaa8939]

Danny: “Changing font doesn’t matter” Also Danny: *changes font on one video opening scene and whole subreddit goes wild*

[@Pr0fessorB1ble]

9:16 Why the fuck is this guy telling a story about Megan the same way Darth Sidious/chancellor Palpatine told Anakin the story of DARTH PLAGUEIS THE WISE?!?!! Im fucking dyingggg

[@christinajackson6309]

Probably because he’s British.

[@peytonlester9990]

"Fame is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural."

[@kronemerj]

Is it possible to learn this power ...... Not from my masterclass

[@moertel575]

“The stealing, the theft” dude was trying to meet the word count😭😭

[@Booksds]

“The stealing, the theft, the burglary, the robbery, the pillaging, the plundering, the embezzlement, the…”

[@souri7382]

Bro had to pull out the thesaurus 💀

[@eyesack5824]

@@souri7382 bro I'm laughing so hard rn help 💀💀

[@cl0wn.k0dx]

“The… uh. Taking things without prior consent of the owner..”

[@m1xyblue]

Danny saying “f you” regarding the Britney Spears harassment felt so honest and was so satisfying.

[@haynescommabrooke]

I was literally saying “fuck you” in my head during the pause & hoping that Danny would say it but not thinking he would and then hE DID

[@neegas3490]

Exactly

[@LunarEleven]

F him for the Meghan Markle trash too. The royal family nearly drove her to suicide. They left the royals and she's sticking with Harry despite having so many people continue to treat her like this, sooo...

[@theresacherco3503]

Me to

[@SlimeeBall_]

12:26

[@dancesmokesmile344]

14:22 it’s fucking hilarious that this dudes master class is him basically assuming that you’re bragging about being famous at the screen while watching him talk haha

[@frankisnot1148]

To be fair I do that with everyone I watch

[@TheReflectoon]

danny's hatred for grocery shopping seems to go beyond typical grocery store anxiety

[@jacobhake342]

I can't blame him. It's such a lethal, powerful drug.

[@janeeyre1990]

​@@jacobhake342, I did a deal with the devil so I wouldn't have to go to the grocery store anymore

[@Engardian]

His nemesis Alan works there though, and he has to get more famous than him before showing his face there

[@hal_s.]

I love when people claim they made a celebrity because it’s not provable at all and they’re always weirdos

[@Maialeen]

And he screams at you saying to NEVER sleep with someone to get famous because then it's not REAL. Those people aren't REAL. But then says that he made Kim Kardashian.

[@gm6393]

@@Maialeen yeah his line of think is “don’t consensually sleep with someone to get famous, instead stalk them to feed off their fame like a parasite”

[@annierebeccaa]

The fact that Charli Damelio literally pressed charges because he claimed to have made her famous is just the cherry on top. I hope more celebs sue him

[@JESUSCHRIST-ONLYWAYTOHEAVEN]

JESUS KNOCKS ON YOUR HEART AND LONGS FOR YOU TO ANSWER! HE DOESN'T WANT TO SEE ANYONE PERISH INTO HELL. GOD LOVES YOU SO HE GIVES YOU FREE WILL AND A CHOICE TO ACCEPT HIM OR REJECT HIM. TO LOVE HIM OR TO LOVE SIN/THIS WORLD. CALL UPON JESUS & ASK HIM TO FORGIVE YOUR SINS! SURRENDER YOUR WILL & YOUR LIFE TO HIM & HE WILL GIVE YOU ETERNAL LIFE IN HEAVEN! PICTURE YOUR BEST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HEAVEN! NOW PICTURE YOUR WORST DAY ON EARTH TIMES A BILLION FOR ETERNITY, THAT'S HELL! HE WILL GIVE YOU WHAT YOU WANT SO IF YOU REJECT HIM YOU WILL BE SEPARATED FROM HIM & HIS BLESSINGS (LOVE, PEACE, JOY, HOPE, REST, ETC). IN HELL YOU WILL BE ALONE WITHOUT GOD OR PEOPLE... YOU WILL BE HOPELESS, IN DESPAIR & AGONY FOREVER! GOD'S STANDARD FOR HEAVEN IS PERFECTION AND ONLY JESUS (THE SON OF GOD/GOD IN THE FLESH) LIVED THAT PERFECT LIFE! HE LAID DOWN HIS LIFE & TOOK THE WRATH OF THE FATHER ON THE CROSS FOR YOUR SINS! GOD IS JUST SO HE MUST PUNISH SIN & HE IS HOLY SO NO SIN CAN ENTER HIS KINGDOM OF HEAVEN. IF YOU ARE IN CHRIST ON JUDGEMENT DAY GOD WILL SEE YOU AS HIS PERFECT SON (SINLESS SINCE YOUR SINS ARE COVERED BY JESUS' OFFERING). YOU CAN ALSO CHOOSE TO REJECT JESUS' GIFT/SACRIFICE & PAY FOR YOUR OWN SIN WITH DEATH (HELL) BUT THAT SEEMS PRETTY FOOLISH! GOD SEES & HEARS EVERYTHING YOU HAVE SAID & DONE. YOU WONT WIN AN ARGUMENT WITH HIM & YOU CANT DEFEND ANY OF YOUR SINS TO HIM. YOU'RE NOT A GOOD PERSON, I'M NOT A GOOD PERSON... ONLY GOD IS GOOD! WE'RE ALL GUILTY WITHOUT ACCEPTING JESUS' SACRIFICE FOR OUR SINS! MUHAMMAD DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, BUDDHA DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO PASTOR/NO PRIEST/NO SAINT/NO ANCESTOR DIED FOR YOUR SINS, MARY DIDN'T DIE FOR YOUR SINS, NO IDOLS OR FALSE gods DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO MUSICIAN OR CELEBRITY DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO INFLUENCER OR KZbin STAR DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO SCIENTIST OR POLITICIAN DIED FOR YOUR SINS, NO ATHLETE OR ACTOR DIED FOR YOUR SINS! STOP WORSHIPING THESE PEOPLE! JESUS CHRIST ALONE DIED FOR YOUR SINS & WAS RESURRECTED FROM THE GRAVE! HE IS ALIVE & COMING BACK VERY SOON WITH JUDGEMENT (THESE ARE END TIMES)! PREPARE YOURSELVES, TURN FROM SIN & RUN TO JESUS! HE KNOWS YOUR PAIN & TROUBLES, HE WANTS TO HEAL & RESTORE YOU! TALK TO HIM LIKE A BEST FRIEND! ASK HIM TO REVEAL HIMSELF TO YOU & HELP YOU TO BELIEVE IF YOU DOUBT! DON'T WAIT TO CRY OUT! NO ONE IS PROMISED TOMORROW! HE LONGS FOR YOU TO INVITE HIM IN, HE LOVES YOU MORE THAN ANY PERSON EVER COULD, HE CREATED YOU! Jesus answered, “I am the way and the truth and the life. No one comes to the Father except through me."-John 14:6 "But whosoever shall deny me before men, him will I also deny before my Father which is in heaven."-Matthew 10:33 “For the wages of sin is death (hell), but the gift of God is eternal life in Christ Jesus our Lord”-Romans 6:23

[@josuke4048]

Sheeraz is like that teacher who never actually teaches the class but just talks about their life instead for an hour

[@scrappyanimations4096]

Oh god Ive had that fucking teacher. English literature in college. Such a waste of everyone's time

[@ddjsoyenby]

truth.

[@birdmedic3154]

@@scrappyanimations4096 well you can waste time and do smt else

[@josuke4048]

@@scrappyanimations4096 mine was a math teacher, all she ever did was talk about her son and his career it was so annoying

[@marshmaloe3807]

a substitute teacher i had once talked about amish people for 15 minutes straight

[@mushroomy9899]

this is that flashy guy in cartoons that makes one of the two main characters famous which hurts their friendship but then he gets left and the friendship ultimately gets better than at the beginning.

[@katec2886]

So he’s essentially the bad guy from Alvin and the chipmunks

[@kayla_mallen]

Sheeraz: "There are hundreds of countries meghan markle could have gone..." The 195 countries in the world: 👁👄👁

[@Evil_Jyan]

There are hundred of countries meghan markle could have gone

[@foxbuns]

​@@Evil_Jyanyes, 2 hundreds, he was rounding up😂

[@Ayundaru]

Hey guys, I’ve spent my entire life stalking celebrities, and now I’m gonna teach you to be famous so I can stalk you 😀👍

[@CouchWarmer]

ok

[@calamitysangfroid2407]

oh my god this is so smart, he's like creating a self sustaining system for his life

[@rainbowunicode8352]

lol the math is airtight

[@TJWALKERWRESTLING]

Ayundaru big fan!! I love your fake speedrun videos!!

[@cl5470]

Yup. He wants to find the next hot mess to exploit. Scary.

[@maddygraygubler7848]

Let’s all thank Danny for spending $1000 NO! ONLY $297 on this AMAZING fame class!

[@undercover_idiot]

What a deal! He even saved $192!

[@undercover_idiot]

@Nikki there's an extra $3 saving for Gregs. (Math was never an option)

[@5._songbird_.3]

@@undercover_idiot Only the best for the Gregs 😊

[@calowenby1654]

Maddy Gray Gubler I love your name.

[@bingalz1]

@@undercover_idiot every scammy course's price ends in 97, I'm not even kidding, not sure why that's a thing

[@laurenl22]

Danny's exasperation with sheeraz' accusatory delivery is so fucking funny oh my god.

[@neckbackcripplinganxietyattack]

Somehow hearing Danny call himself “Daniel” is extremely jarring. He is only Danny.

[@user-df1ns1ob8y]

Denny

[@YeetusTheFetus]

And finding out he’s 27…

[@aniceperson6214]

@@YeetusTheFetus a married adult.... with a kid named kurtis

[@heartworkbykitty7933]

Omg your name 😆

[@heartworkbykitty7933]

@@aniceperson6214 whatnow? He has a kid now! Oh damn

[@cellini051]

So he offers a course that will teach you how to be famous. But instead he warns you how disastrous fame can be, tells you what you should do AFTER you're famous, and then admits that the entire master class was unscripted. Perfect.

[@theforgottenbook7775]

Lol

[@adb_2k8]

Nice.

[@blueiswonderful]

All for ~$1000~ no, $297 dollars!

[@Jack_Slate]

@@blueiswonderful Hey, you save -297USD!

[@erikapavedtheway]

@@Jack_Slate no you save 703 😭

[@badzylla2072]

I remember when sheeeaz came to my country (tunisia), and was treated as an expert, and seeing the journalists being so serious talking to him made me chuckle ngl.

[@juliet9283]

the way hes charging $300 for the course and danny just showed it to us for free 😭

[@akmal94ibrahim]

Sheeraz' first advice about spirituality and staying grounded is solid advice... until you realize it's people like him who fucked up celebrities.

[@SamuelHanna-dv1kl]

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[@KingOfMadCows]

Sheeraz should be teaching a "how to stay out of jail as a creepy stalker" or "how to accelerate the downfall of modern civilization" class.

[@user-uc3ep3ly1c]

Fits

[@friesontheside_]

Lol, yeah it's creepy.

[@calowenby1654]

Accelerating the downfall of modern civilization seems exactly like the kind of class that would be taught in a Dystopian novel, and I quite like that.

[@rachl8400]

LOL this comment is underrated

[@tannerdonkey9939]

17:45 it’s your consistent font

[@Mr-DNA_]

I love how Danny takes a course on how to become famous while having 5 million subscribers.

[@kaamn1829]

sheeraz: no refunds because this program is a secret danny: *shares it with everyone on youtube*

[@kellmedd4925]

A heroic move, because it shows everyone how **** this program is. It's garbage.

[@TsunayoshiSawada469]

😂😂😂

[@gamingcity7067]

I know right

[@Holygroundgirlie.fanpage]

Lmao

[@A_Grape_Online]

Not so secret anymore aint it?

[@elliec.7654]

you would think that if this guy has all the keys to being famous, more people would know who he is

[@slugo6488]

True

[@AxxLAfriku]

GAGAGAGAGAGA! I will now count to 3 and then I am still the unprettiest KZbinr of all time. 1...2...3. GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! Thank you for your attention, dear ellie

[@dirtyraccoon3014]

@@AxxLAfriku the fuck are you talking about

[@Stormada14]

No quite obviously he knows the pain and sacrifice of being famous and because he knows how to become famous he knows how to avoid it and has thus purposely remained hidden, dispensing his knowledge upon those who are willing to make the sacrifices that he isn’t

[@JJLiu-xc3kg]

dam 🦫

[@christinabeehive7714]

I ALWAYS tell weird, sad strangers I meet on my walks that I’m the president of CAA. If they believe me I know I need to get to a more safe, public place.

[@someonedumvb]

I imagine Laura coming upstairs being like “DANNY WHY DID YOU SPEND $300 ON A FAME COURSE!?”

[@ryshow9118]

Sheeraz: prominently advertises his connection to Kim k who got famous because of a sex tape Also Sheeraz: Don't sleep with people to get famous

[@HeyHeyItsJJ]

Nah nah, Kim didn’t get famous bc of the sex tape, she got famous from Sheeraz! /s

[@icantbelieveyoudonethis4059]

@@HeyHeyItsJJ Of course since he was the camera man

[@Pihsrosnec]

Also, he's claiming to have made people like kim k, justin b and logan p famous. I'd hate this man more if he wasn't lying lol

[@atheaus3917]

@@Pihsrosnec And Paris Hilton, who was an heiress from birth with an extremely famous family, I mean unless Sheeraz was previously a midwife I don’t know how he could’ve made a difference in her road to fame

[@riyu3704]

@@atheaus3917 Midwife😭

[@couchpotato4928]

Class #3 was so good and informative that Danny didn’t share it with us because he wanted to use all of those secrets for himself

[@vanessameow1902]

💀✋

[@saltedwounds]

I should go buy the course then! Danny will not be the only one doing the stalking

[@devonsanders9242]

@@saltedwounds maybe you could meet him and work together

[@khaos6806]

🧢.

[@evieeive]

@@khaos6806 not 🧢 at all like i totally bought the course and class 3 was so good like totally

[@chancewill6910]

Ok I had to take a break at the Britney thing. I was never much of a fan of her (I mean she's great, just never really was my thing) but I've heard what she went through. Hearing people say bad things about someone we know has been in a terrible situation is just monster behavior. She's incredibly brave and strong and I can't handle someone ridiculing someone else for their struggles

[@janeeyre1990]

What happened to Britney is explained by a combination of ableism and sexism. If society thinks someone is "crazy," they are mocked and mistreated. And women are much more likely to be labeled "crazy" and lose their autonomy because of it.

[@shadowshade904]

​@Kelsey Williams That plus the terrible way celebrities are treated in general. They're seen less as people and more as characters or objects. We judge them based only off the things we see on the surface, completely ignoring whatever is going on behind the scenes. Plus a lot of people have this mentality that if you're rich, your life must be great and if you have any complaints about it then you must be a spoiled brat.

[@old_yeller4251]

16:33 just a timestamp for myself. Once in a while I come back to this video just for that clip. It has me ugly laughing every freaking time😂😂

[@jimmyg4687]

Honestly, imagine being a famous dog walker and dogs get excited when they see you. Better than being a celebrity in my opinion

[@biggrocc19]

hey idk about you but almost every dog I meet is excited to see me. cuz they're dogs. they're excited about nearly everything

[@rainjay2516]

@@biggrocc19 As someone with a young dog.... There is SUCH a big difference between 'excited to see a person' and 'excited to see a ~special~ person'. She can tell when her favourite dogs/humans are at the dog park and gets more excited. And when we go shopping and come home to pick her up from her 'grandparents'.... There's nothing like being greeted by a dog that knows you and loves you! xD

[@gooodmorning4526]

Yessss. And the dogs call you daddy??? You'd be living your best life!

[@TheScaredLittleScholar]

So true. I was a regular dog walker for my neighbors a few months ago before life got in the way and their dog still gets so excited when she sees me. It’s adorable.

[@bloblovlalalulu3422]

"Walk me daddy"

[@drewisgooden]

this video is perfect for me because I wanna be a princess

[@bittermeerkat]

Same

[@milktea6676]

I also want to be a pretty princess

[@milktea6676]

Join the club We have matching jackets

[@imdisappointedinyouson1487]

ME! I AM HERE!!

[@nat-qu2mp]

same drew same.

[@jennifersmith3409]

Danny standing up for Britney is everything 💖🙌🙏

[@jadeomalia3647]

Dude I have some shitty things going on in my life atm and honestly your brand of humor is getting me through. Getting ready for work listening to your videos and dying laughing. Thanks man.

[@t4tnormative224]

Hey I'm just scrolling through these comments randomly and saw this-its one year later, I hope things have improved

[@serdsouza6670]

I can't believe that Danny saying "walk me, daddy" is a real thing that exists

[@no_peace]

I was so thrown off i didn't hear the next several sentences lol

[@serenitytehe3045]

@@no_peace Down bad

[@mightbetoad6786]

@@serenitytehe3045 up good (:

[@_____________a_a]

5:20 if anyone wants to hear it

[@mariawagner2707]

@@no_peace same lmao

[@oregroup6319]

Danny is such a kind guy, he’s showing us the perks of stalking celebrities and becoming famous, what a chill dude!

[@ddjsoyenby]

yeah and i was about to give up............

[@dontreadprofilephoto1728]

Dont look at my name

[@moonjellypins]

I am in Kim Kardashian’s closet right now guys!! Thanks Daniel!

[@starforgalaxy6453]

*drew

[@aviknazario43]

I agree! Danny is a really cool person and a great youtuber

[@EfrainQuezada]

2:00 me when I upload the entirety of the Harry Potter franchise to my KZbin channel and it gets taken down by Warner Bros within a day

[@Lucifersfursona]

Even as a joke Rob Joanne Blind she’s argued for pro slavery and Holocaust denial along with the anti trans stuff. She’s literally just another fascist

[@meteor_moon]

6:24 ah yes, the stealing, the theft. two very different things

[@allyh7075]

the pride Sheeraz takes in his history of literally stalking Britney Spears is um...concerning. oh, and incredibly gross. how can you feel comfortable bragging about the harassment you inflicted on a person in the middle of a mental health crisis, dude

[@MonadsMoon]

Seriously, he seemed so disconnected from reality when he was taking pride in scummy things he's done.

[@wolfetteplays8894]

“Mental health crisis” more like “financial abuse crisis” 😂

[@luiginastro8831]

@@wolfetteplays8894 What are you trying to say here, my guy?

[@gm6393]

@@wolfetteplays8894 what’s your point? She was going through both, and it seems obvious that one would heavily influence the other

[@Made_on_marzzz]

Fr he was like “yeah, she went crazy because we were following her everywhere 😎”

[@mackinbox]

Sheeraz: “so I was talking to Will Smith the other day and he said he wanted to be more famous so we thought up something to do at the Oscars-“

[@ichabodlorax7585]

Regardless of how unsubstantiated that may be, it makes enough sense for me to believe it hook, line, and sinker. In fact, I'm going to tell all my friends that this is 100% fact.

[@mackinbox]

@@ichabodlorax7585 do it lol. Turn this comment into a full-fledged conspiracy theory

[@kamikazesenpai21]

Wait that has to be true

[@pandasplayhouse9143]

No shiiit... let's blow this up fam!

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

The amount of characters I'm gonna type to the right of this upcoming colon is how surprised I'd be to find that out:

[@HorseSqurriel]

12:48 this transition is an bop

[@crazyanimationtime1806]

This guy’s origin story sounds like the beginning to a Wattpad villain.

[@devinlaurier2224]

a whole paid course with multiple parts and videos and his advice is stalk people and pick a font. i love this.

[@roguestowl2280]

Definitely worth $997. I can’t believe it was on sale!

[@user-px4hg5fp2w]

@@roguestowl2280 and it's unscripted! What a deal man!

[@roncastro6703]

Y66

[@aarondavis8943]

Don't forget though, the best way to *get* famous is to *already be famous* It's genius.

[@cl0wn.k0dx]

Ah damn, I accidentally slept with a royal instead.. I really should’ve watched the rest of the video. Now I know nothing about fonts 😟😟

[@TheAMaazing]

Wow, thanks for the tips Danny! I've now successfully become a princess and torn apart the royal family :)

[@robin_ch]

wow i didn't know you watched danny too

[@juliazawacki9742]

That's what all of us are trying to do AMaazing

[@slugo6488]

Maaz you watch Danny?

[@gsiya4023]

zamn you here? it has full circle

[@milktea6676]

Your so brave?

[@shinigami5716]

11:52 Dude what the fu-

[@bewtnewt]

what

[@gnumblinjones69]

17:25 the queen is dead Danny did it

[@Lucifersfursona]

Have you thanked Danny for his service today

[@excitableanon2514]

I feel it’s very vital to point out that most celebrity women who shave their head do it because their hairdressers never let them go anywhere or do anything without getting their hair touched-up, or having it look nice for the cameras. Any person would shave their hair off if people were touching it so often, and being so controlling of it. It sounds annoying, draining, and even detrimental. I think it was either Britney or Taylor Swift who was interviewed, and she mentioned that was the reason why she shaved it all off. The older I get, the more their “meltdowns” seem more reasonable, as journalists and the public make female celebrities seem insane, crazy, and mentally ill.

[@aud7593]

yes! exactly! it's a way of taking back control, isn't it

[@berkeleyisonline160]

that's literally why britney said she did it, she wanted to go out but her stylist kept insisting she do her hair so she shaved it so they'd leave her alone

[@TurboGroszek1]

@@berkeleyisonline160 a literal millionaire is being harassed by own paid stylists oh no how horrible :( where can I send the money??

[@dodgyfool9007]

@@TurboGroszek1 the ignorance in this one is astounding

[@TurboGroszek1]

@@dodgyfool9007 Sure tell me what you want but I would rather cry in new benz on the way to huge villa where harrassing stylist wait for me than being poor and having bigger problems. Yes if thats ignorace im guilty of it I wont even argue with you.

[@erraticZeitgeist]

wow... so proud of such a small creator taking classes to be famous. really taking his content into his own hands!

[@dontreadprofilephoto1728]

Dont look at my name

[@nicematerial]

Yes let's help get him to 100k!!

[@imdisappointedinyouson1487]

I WILL take your husband

[@Mr.Djagent6060]

Read my name☝️

[@robin_ch]

at first i thought the 2 replies above me were by the same account

[@LindaNystorm]

Awesome video. I am small KZbinr, and I think that for small channels the most important thing is to get good presence from the beginning. If you are not popular, people won't care even if you have the best videos and the best content on platform. I am not beginner anymore, but I know how hard it can be (and honestly if I didn't use a lot of Fame- ster, I would have quit a long time ago. It made everything much easier for me, especially getting to 1000 subs and view hours).

[@reilly4678]

smh the most important thing is actually having a google panel, you must not be famous yet

[@ToyBonnieBigFan]

Imagine having 12 people eagerly waiting for your content. That's exactly what you have right now! Take advantage of this opportunity and start creating and sharing your videos with your audience. Don't let their enthusiasm go to waste!

[@m.m9076]

It’s insane that Shiraz is trying to tell us how to be famous when his success story boils down to a few nat 20 persuasion checks

[@janetandamocha7874]

I had a professor like this in college. He was supposed to be teaching anthropological methods but instead had us watch recordings of ACDC concerts and talked about how good of a guitar player he was in his youth for the whole semester.

[@beth-bi9yv]

Lol seriously? What was on the test?

[@janetandamocha7874]

@@beth-bi9yv Sadly, actual anthropological methods - there was a lot of reading homework, so...at least that was helpful? (Hilariously, a lot of the stuff he had us reading was his own work)

[@15stars77]

@@janetandamocha7874 I just hope u got good marks... Also why don't u complain this to the principal or sm

[@thelanktheist2626]

@@15stars77 the reason they likely didn’t is because those teachers are actually pretty fun. And as long as he does his own text work in reading I don’t see an issue.

[@15stars77]

@@thelanktheist2626 mmmh that is possible .... But still he is supposed to be teaching something....

[@ElariaFlori]

Danny's content has been transitioning way more into more skit focused content, with less reactionary stuff and more opportunities for skits, and I've really been enjoying it! I think it is a really good balance of "oh my god wtf is this person doing" and "oh my god what is danny doing".

[@Inklow]

So fucking true. The jokes make his videos 10x better

[@funnyvideoguy3216]

Especially the one where he turns into an airplane!

[@aarondavis8943]

I thought this was one of his best. And he (and Drew) are the best at skits, but you have to have something really stupid as your foundation for those skits to work off of. Sheeraz was the perfect foundation.

[@Zimzum93]

I think Danny and drew have been very influenced by their friendship with Kurtis Conner with incorporating more skits

[@Inklow]

@@aarondavis8943 Drew who?

[@carodame9419]

I can't believe there is a single person to blame for Britneys breakdown and that we found him...

[@gkanvik1]

Sleeping your way to the top: NOT REAL Profiting from a person's mental break: the greatest man alive

[@BetteDavis19]

i am scared for danny this sheeraz guy is 100% so incredibly self absorbed that he is absolutely gonna come after danny (and its gonna be soon b/c he has google alerts for his name set im sure)

[@hannerikruger7216]

It's fine, Danny is used to being slapped by legal

[@ayellowpapercrown6750]

It’s okay, Danny has the power of legal options and anime on his side.

[@jenniferruiz8915]

😭

[@BetteDavis19]

@@drmurrayhillmd wat

[@HumbleDial]

@@BetteDavis19 You heard him

[@MaddyBlu9724]

I can believe Sheeraz didn't realize that peoples views on Britneys "meltdown" has completely changed in the last few years?!?! We're really supposed to believe this guy has his finger on the pulse of pop culture when he is apparently still mentally stuck in the early 2000s?

[@ajgjngfthyfbk7564]

Good point!

[@muhammaddarwish1531]

really sickening that ppl had to "change their views" on someone's meltdowns. how one feels entitled to have an opinion, let alone publishing and gloating over such matters is beyond me.

[@unknowngod8221]

@@muhammaddarwish1531 *slowly look at history *

[@fark69]

@@muhammaddarwish1531 Dude Britney Spears was a violent drug addict for years who kidnapped her children from their dad after she lost custody of them. It's normal for people not to have been on her side in the past, no?

[@janeeyre1990]

@@muhammaddarwish1531 , it's pretty common to see people mocked for mental health issues. I had to stop following a few KZbinrs that I used to respect and enjoy because they've started doing commentary on Demi Lovato and how "crazy" and "weird" they are now. Demi Lovato has bipolar II and has become obsessed with extraterrestrials or aliens. It seems like it could be related to their bipolar because it's not uncommon for people in manic phases to have intense fantasies or delusions that they confuse with reality. A lot of Demi's "fans" and people in the industry are encouraging this because it's entertaining to see a famous person talk about aliens. And then KZbinrs make videos talking about how crazy Demi is, not from a "we need to help them" perspective but a "let's all laugh at them" perspective. History is repeating itself, because this is what happens to us (people with mental health conditions). We are mocked.

[@gallawace6297]

He actually just saved us $1000- I mean- $297 on a master class

[@urfriendev2525]

I looked at his google panel after this and they brought down his height by an inch lmao

[@michaelpatras9970]

Danny: I’m not sure why they are targeting me… why would I want this? Also Danny: Buys the course

[@no.8952]

If you can’t fight them, join them

[@mtalha6157]

@@no.8952 If you can't fight them, infiltrate them, expose them

[@MaeCBarron]

Sheeraz at the end of his $297 course: "Anyways guys, thanks for coming to my improv show!" As someone who has been doing improv for eight years and made about $200 total...I respect it.

[@polarcat0156]

woa 200?? you can buy like a whole 50 chicken nuggets for that!

[@sunnybowos266]

@@polarcat0156 Les go ‼️‼️‼️

[@fluoromarx]

@@polarcat0156 you're getting ripped off at $4 per nugget

[@chwaterchearthchfirechair8254]

@@fluoromarx Those nuggets better make me cry on the floor and sing hallelujah if it's that expensive lol

[@1_FLASKFAN]

@@fluoromarx 50 nugget boxes !11!!!!

[@Gafafsg]

Billie Eilish be like: 6:29

[@Shae29]

6:54 me and my friends when this speaker came into our school to talk to our senior class about how to drive safely😭😭 When there’s a mass shooting practically every day now

[@cooliostarstache5474]

More people die from car accidents than mass shootings, I'm pretty sure

[@emmyhylton7183]

Perks of being truly Greg right here

[@justwillogan3833]

true

[@JONGSEOBISM]

!!!

[@CupOfThea97]

hecc yea

[@shell_08]

true

[@berklannd]

true!!!!

[@aranara_song]

i can't believe i live in a reality where danny uttered the words "walk me, daddy"

[@blending_in]

Lmao

[@Caldella]

Daddy Dog Walker is the unexpected sequel to Daddy Saddle: a completely innocent concept with emotionally painful phrasing.

[@falsehoodintensifies445]

Was looking for this comment thank you

[@Agmolly]

I spit out my drink

[@dinoalien6213]

i had to rewind....

[@gortandfriends355]

0:10 if you read what else Is on the newspaper it makes it so much better

[@mekenna6214]

how can you read that

[@saigieboy]

it's concerning how many people would probably pay Danny for an only fans

[@toopacked9389]

tf

[@Lucifersfursona]

“Man pretty. Messed up if you ask me” like if Danny was actively consenting where would the problem be

[@saigieboy]

@@Lucifersfursona I'ma be so real with you I don't remember commenting this but yeah

[@someemobullshit]

I loved the part about keeping a journalist as a pet I think that was a very sane and normal thing to say

[@k1lez]

U need to feed them 3 meals a day, not including treats. Play with them atleast 4 times a week and give them the needed attention.

[@helllllloworld]

it’s crazy how he’s so famous but i’ve never heard of him until now

[@Chilloutlilbro]

Aren’t you deceased

[@desirient]

mr white. we need to become famous with sheeraz’s masterclass. bitch.

[@Noo-My-Only-Weakness-Dying]

Heard of who?

[@sincerealev]

@@Noo-My-Only-Weakness-Dyingthe masterclass dude

[@Noo-My-Only-Weakness-Dying]

@@sincerealev ik It was a joke lol

[@flo_floonthego6942]

I’ve been binging Danny for the last few hours while drawing in my sketch book anf now I have 2 pages of drawings that look kinda like Danny

[@Martin_____________]

13:25 my dad comes up

[@Martin_____________]

(with my full name

[@Willow_498]

What did.. what did your family do?

[@MissHanake]

obsessed with this shirt

[@__________________________....]

fame boys

[@dontreadprofilephoto1728]

Dont look at my name..

[@rblouise6120]

Yes! I want to get a shirt like it but I don't even know how I would go about finding it

[@sisastarr]

Where can i get it

[@dankygongalis9386]

Yes i wanna find where to get it

[@crazyth1ngs600]

The colorgrading suddenly making Danny's eyecolor pop out made me seriously question if I'd just imagined him not having an instagram filter for eyes all this time.

[@michellerivas2635]

i was literally thinking the exact same thing

[@teeth_denier]

I sometimes wonder if naturally blue eyed people actually exist

[@crazyth1ngs600]

@@teeth_denier In reality it's all just Danny and his video magic brainwashing us 😂

[@friendywend]

it’s funny how every single one of us have heard of the celebrities he ‘made’ famous but not him

[@yourbro1255]

11:30 that “I want to be a princess” always gets me

[@panicattackimminent]

Danny’s really becoming a fashion icon, isn’t he?

[@jakeellis4054]

im changing my fashion sense to replicate him

[@SpideriMan]

Facts

[@roa3432]

He's got the kitchen towel rag drip

[@tessaxradylove384]

The patchwork look is cool

[@undercover_idiot]

Versace is shaking

[@piperwilton]

Danny calling himself Daniel almost ruined my day

[@sydneeharris8215]

i enjoyed it

[@ace.l.w]

@@sydneeharris8215 hello fellow Daniel enjoyer

[@FollowerofDuck]

thank you danny for passing along this crucial information to us!

[@jello4835]

I work in marketing and it pains me to say how accurate a lot of what he's saying actually is. Having a consistent brand across platforms, having a google panel, and networking on twitter by approaching journalists are all legitimate ways to improve your visibility and brand recognition. The problem is that you can have the best marketing in the world and get absolutely nowhere if you have no talent or financial backing.

[@salimkhd8713]

It's the way he talks about them. Ofc consistency and getting your name out there are positives, but he makes it seem as if just liking tweets will make you the next Meghan Markle, that makes it seem so dishonest. If he calmed down a bit (and by a bit i mean a lot) and actually talked reasonably, those are valid things to maintain an image. Just that they arent a cheat code to fame like he makes it out to be

[@eepr656]

His beginning monologue sounds like the deadly warning from Percy Jackson, but like, somehow more intense

[@MayFlora]

Omg yes! This comment makes me want to reread the entire series

[@Zen-751]

Yea, because anyone name "percy" can't be taken serious

[@kaamn1829]

aachdjjjklhgnm, that's what that reminded me of.

[@naiba8948]

@@Zen-751 it It’s the name of a book series

[@AvocadoToast06]

Yes

[@sarahcane6535]

Sheeraz trying to sell himself like he's a Squip when he's actually just a little spoonful of clay clumsily shaped into a gray oblong pill

[@Sofia-wh9jr]

He is not from Japaaaaan

[@elizaleorowe8384]

He’s not better than drugs, Jeremy. He’s from Alabama.

[@AwesomeJediE]

so glad someone made this reference

[@BrookeAndCoStudios]

I get whiplash when I find a Be More Chill reference in the wild

[@lol-sl4oj]

@@AwesomeJediE im curious, whats the reference ?

[@conall9415]

0:35; I don't know much about celebrities, but I'm pretty sure it was the non consensual release of an intimate moment supposed to be kept between two people that made Paris Hilton famous.

[@lambchop29]

Isn’t that Kim K lol

[@CorbinInTheMornin]

lmaooo the one with kim K straight up felt like he had a gun to her back "we really worked together...please let me go"

[@samuelpreszler7217]

I love how he talks about selling yourself to the devil to get famous but you have to drop 297 on his course to get famous

[@greyisnthere]

he's the devil you have to sell yourself to

[@misaelchalas8561]

Nah but it’s actually a great deal it used to be 997!!!

[@justmusic2353]

Yep it’s a great deal, you save 198$ with this 297$ price. It used to be 1k

[@misaelchalas8561]

@@justmusic2353 exactly man. Ppl don’t know a good bargain when they see one

[@saturnwhale]

As a famous person, we Gregs can always trust Danny’s advice. Always.

[@ddjsoyenby]

danny is the only good famous king.

[@big_sea]

yea

[@samburger6739]

I need it

[@FoxPerson56]

We should start a chant to spam all comment sections with, we Gregs will rule the KZbin >:)

[@vincentvitug190]

@@FoxPerson56 no.. we do not want another kind of "its not a mistake its a masterpiece.."

[@rorygiambalvo2955]

Thank you for tearing stuff like this apart, and also for the flash warning!

[@lilyclough6114]

This masterclass actually really helped me. One day I sort of just woke up and said 'I wanna be a princess.' And then I saw this so I just did it. Now I'm rich. Thanks Sheeraz.

[@katie_jeanes]

“ Sheeraz …. Fuck you, dude. “ INSTANT like from me lol. How can someone be proud and brag about following, controlling and recording every bit of someone’s life to the point that she has a meltdown and then brag and record that as well?!! Smfh