I tortured my editor while playing CS:GO

My editor was given a rough time for this video
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I tortured my editor while playing CS:GO

[@carsonanderson5084]

Poke is locked in a dark, damp basement with a quad monitor setup and a wheat farm for food, whilst Carson sends discord messages as orders.

[@slim9548]

E

[@pobyds]

wheeeeee

[@alexgrady5869]

Ok Carson

[@ht_sheehan]

Ok Carson

[@middlesack853]

Jacob Digger ah, a man of sophisticated literature

[@Lenfaunt]

I edited my torturer while playing CS:GO

[@swallsskylar]

Papa Cent i played my torturer while csgo edited

[@Spritzkrieg]

My torturer played CS:GO while I edited

[@billyeggshells9292]

This guy’s got it

[@infinity-kg9xn]

Yes

[@Some_person.]

@@Erniecasas that was the worst one yet.

[@sebastiansaito2288]

Hell yeah

[@callmesociety5833]

Carson should fire him, what a failure.

[@fayn4085]

I am angered

[@PowerSpirit50]

What a disgrace

[@TTVArgusGuy]

This is the first, and hopefully not last time I've heard someone be called a fungus as an insult

[@finnm6512]

Actually a protozoa

[@DieKampfgurke94]

11:27 he just said "Deutschgeräusche!" which just means "german noises"

[@whitewomanjumpscare.9848]

*gets shot *German Noises

[@trickydicky2594]

Mr. Worldwide

[@nyxnox2135]

Vermalledeit!

[@misterman2672]

hm i see your a man of talent

[@kaiimee8465]

VERDAMMTE SCHEIßE

[@goopymcgooperson1364]

"Editor's note: It's not true but please bully me anyways"... Yikes... Kinky

[@subcumin7410]

Stop kink shaming carson's editor

[@iamthemilkman7682]

The more he edits the more he gets paid ig

[@powderedwater4742]

do you not understand basic human interaction?

[@justheretocommentforyoutob4387]

Bungus McBean bruh His kink could be kink shaming. Stop assuming too much smh😤😤😤😤

[@jeffalong]

"yikes" 100% Whiteness achieved.

[@theworstmaid]

"Y'all cowards don't even smoke crack" "Hey that's not true"

[@iamthemilkman7682]

I read this comment as soon as the moment happened because I was looking for the 4 people who disliked

[@LifeAnimations]

@@iamthemilkman7682 same

[@Redguyiscool]

You’ll*

[@bloopmcsploop3723]

@@Redguyiscool y'all**

[@thepurpleplayer9168]

I can hear viper singing this as we speak

[@multiplebros]

“Play a funny song right here” *breaks femur*

[@toastedbutter683]

When it's real [REDACTED] hours

[@drzzl3494]

🤪😘😳What if we kissed😦🤤🥴 🤔😯😏Inside of the pocket dimension 😜😁😍

[@burner121]

dude thanks for helping me not shit my pants its 4 fucking a m

[@burner121]

@@drzzl3494 inside of the backdoors

[@royal_throck2983]

Oh boi my favorite time of the month, [REDACTED] on the femur breaker!

[@themrshyguy9091]

"Play a funny song, for like, 2 seconds" *FEMUR BREAKER*

[@calibursatsujin3112]

eyyy someone else got it eyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[@calibursatsujin3112]

scp 106 more like scp 096 amirite *gets snapped*

[@squirrel7000]

@@calibursatsujin3112 more like scp stfu loser

[@septicsoldier2589]

Playing the classics

[@nuip7936]

TheMrShyGuy dude that’s me when I breach containment

[@Sami-ph7ej]

Schlatt's face was in his profile pic. He unknowingly revealed his face months before he officially did it.

[@specialjuan]

I thought it was Josh

[@Sami-ph7ej]

@@specialjuan nah, its Schlatt's high school picture.

[@specialjuan]

@@Sami-ph7ej nah, when i first saw it

[@Sami-ph7ej]

@@specialjuan ohh

[@fellowgamer5363]

yeah but its like 30 x 30 px you cant see anything about him other than hes white

[@avap.9429]

i just realized shlatt’s profile photo in cs is his own yearbook photo

[@tamarah9143]

damn he really did a 4 pixel face reveal before his face reveal

[@casparmonig1363]

i love when the German dude said "German noises" in German

[@reeleevee]

Junge was habe ich dir getan?

[@schmelvir]

@@reeleevee DU BIST EIN SCHEIS CHAD

[@reeleevee]

@@schmelvir SCHEISS*

[@schmelvir]

@@reeleevee oh natürlich! Es Tut mir furchtbar leid und ich entschuldige mich aufs höchste!

[@reeleevee]

@@schmelvir ich hoffe sie sehen denn Fehler ein und werden absofort scheiße mit ß oder SS schreiben.

[@james_renkov6587]

8:56 SCP-106 Has been recontained

[@HaIIeon]

stop breaking my femur id like to live once and a while

[@ExtrQuark]

Who must we sacrifice next?

[@oleiosocool]

@@ExtrQuark ur mom

[@hexoson]

"Watch the world collapse as I rise to glory." God, Ted is such a legend. His voice is literally the best for this kind of overdramatic comedy.

[@toobusy4575]

THERE WAS NO DAMN DANIEL BRUH EFFECT

[@smallzgaming179]

The Terrible Gamer there’s no reply’s so I’ll be the first I guess

[@toothybubble9374]

@@smallzgaming179 oh yeah yeah

[@0r8it79]

At one point dingster just screamed " DEUTSCHE GERÄUSCHE AHH" wich translates to "German noises ahh"

[@Asylum_]

*I did not see the "Damn Daniel" hit the corner of the screen nor did I hear a "Bruh" sound effect* 0/10

[@aimingisnice7732]

Fax

[@ratboygirl]

sweaty neckbeard flexes bad csgo purchases, the 13 minute video

[@thoseobnoxiousaliens]

you're just jealous

[@csconnor5160]

cant like, it has 666 likes

[@TheAnalatheist]

Just sweaty neck.

[@ratboygirl]

@@agentpaint youre right

[@ratboygirl]

@@thoseobnoxiousaliens oh absolutely i wish i had that kinda money to burn

[@jeffsmbuloke768]

Thank you Carson for satisfying my urges

[@jonathanmeyer2905]

What the fuck does this mean

[@ToastGod]

Jeff I hope you have found a more suitable way to satisfy your urges during this two year period

[@cheesebooba]

Poke didn't put the screensaver at the end. Fire him

[@doyouhaveanyregrets]

The intro to this video telling you to invest in dogecoin 2 years early

[@DanielSambar]

I feel really bad for poke. I mean, when’s the last time he saw sunlight?

[@sirmoriarty8230]

Daniel Sambar When he was born. But he later found out it was only a very bright light. He dreams to see the sun.

[@hebigdill]

5:30 Carson literally gets 4 headshots in a row with a Deagle like the god he is

[@markklaassen3579]

The link in the chat at 4:18 brings you to the CaptainSparkles Revenge song... AAAAAAAHHHWWWW MAAAANNN

[@probablydonnell]

Mark Klaassen SO WAY BACK IN THE MINE

[@templarknight8768]

@@probablydonnell GOT PUR PICKAXE SWINGING FROM SIDE TO SIDE. SIDE SIDE TO SIDE!

[@probablydonnell]

templar knight THIS TASK A GRUELING ONE, HOPE I FIND SOME DIAMOND TONIGHT NIGHT NIGHT, NIGHT NIGHT NIGHT

[@kneeco8093]

I'm stopping this

[@markklaassen3579]

@@kneeco8093 Thanks, everyone typed the lyrics wrong.

[@realmackle]

The fact schlatt saw the aug was op before the entire pro scene and everyone else is just insane

[@kank3820]

This is a weird resource pack Carson.

[@ferraprime4564]

KANK lol

[@MikldaPikle]

why do i feel like poke was fuming while he was editing this.

[@foldablesamsungfridge3516]

He was

[@salty_popcorn_]

rip in peppreace patrick homer pokeman who cares - 2019

[@itxcrystalol]

1:57 *Ive watched Ready Player One 5 times and I felt so happy being the only one knowing that reference, DETAIL BY DETAIL*

[@Bone8380]

Why would you watch that trashfire 5 times?

[@dubbu3543]

A Crafty Boi I’ve READ ready player one and I felt so happy being the only one knowing that reference ten ones more than you DETAILS OVER MOVIE DETAILS

[@erincurrie1560]

Hawkbone the movie was great but the book was one of the best I’ve ever read

[@milkmangreg871]

Just here to see if Poke actually did add the baby rage thing Edit : He didn't, good job standing up to your abusive father

[@kaank5623]

Carson predicted the doge coin

[@DeiDrei]

he even predicted steve in smash!

[@matjack7391]

Wait this man called invest in dogecoin a year before the big run up?

[@nemesbence2002]

8:18 "Thats a terrible idea, im gonna do that once" *Actually does it the next year and its hell*

[@hippadippa3818]

carsons intro told us to invest before it was cool

[@teenzset8827]

He foretold the rise of Dogecoin

[@TylerNinjaFortniteBlevins]

Play a song, poke: poke: FEMUR BREAKER

[@yournextdoorgamerwithgames2945]

“Invest in dogecoin.” Fucker knew.

[@death-le5ye]

0:05 little did we know we should have listened to him

[@soulfulanubis7489]

Carson: Gotta move up burren. Burren: *moves just barely to the right, dies* Carson: Well..

[@zach6258]

i genuinely get happy when i see that carson uploaded

[@maijethemage2501]

Where's your happiness now Zach

[@the_aidan89]

@@maijethemage2501 yeah zach frickin zach

[@professorbaggywrinkles5244]

8:14: Chat- "CallMeCarson video but it's edited entirely by Twitch chat" Carson- "That's a terrible idea. I'm gonna do that sometime" He did, and it was.

[@Gabriel-bc6rs]

I was just watching the vod of this stream, and laughing the entire time.

[@race10ftw]

Poke’s favorite catch phrase: “You little baby” *creative brain activated*

[@E3ggo]

0:05 bruh they really said "let's time travel and no one will notice"

[@NutoriusTwizz]

No

[@lizard1062]

It’s existed since the whole doge meme was a thing

[@youarefattt]

8:52 poor D-boi he got sent into the pocket dimension of scp-106

[@contingency3103]

This the femur breaker bro

[@leoneoudemast]

Scp 096

[@ThrowingTexas144]

creepy bread Jr lmao

[@echidnapenis538]

he did the twitch edits a video thing I feel complete

[@luisdeleon9019]

Next video: Torturing my editor while editing

[@bobbicals]

Editing my torturer while playing CS:GO

[@isaiaho.s]

0:05 *a message*

[@Smooth219]

Poke great job on editing this

[@nch2004]

Threw him out like I was thrown out the house the second I turned 18

[@TsunamiHead62]

"Can you feel this??" " *YEAH* "

[@mojosalt.351]

Ever since me and my friends and i watched this video, they keep send me DMs on Steam while i'm playing CS:GO saying ":augChamp:" with a picture of the AUG with the pog face. So thank you, Carson.

[@Andrewstown]

invest in doge you say?

[@HTPCYMC]

Thank you Carson for reminding me to invest some of my hard earned money in the cryptocurrency known as Dogecoin.

[@kidskers6771]

hebt ge al geïnvesteerd?

[@anphans4238]

Hello Justin Y. 2

[@kaank5623]

Did you invest

[@hand-burger]

So how are you doing now?

[@swpercooldude8014]

Thats a terrible idea i am gonna do that sometime, well he did

[@Mat-cf7xj]

12:22 is the smoothest transition ive ever seen

[@14finni]

i love the editor, he makes the video actually watchable.

[@sbroom1244]

Lord farquad

[@trashmammal]

Carson was the one who blew up doge coin

[@Iamgoopy]

He was right about DogeCoin

[@memphislarson1473]

0:05 I really should have apparently

[@endlandgamer3487]

He said that twitch chat editing a video was a bad idea and would do it sometime, a year later he decided to do it. What an honest guy

[@game_generation]

_Psst, Editor, you should totally start a rebellion against the dictator._

[@ghostplanet5316]

I like that you're incorporating SMPlive into your other videos because it makes it seem like you guys are proper friends and they're not just background characters on your server who you talk to sometimes.

[@milkmangreg871]

I love how Poke keeps in all the complements he gets

[@Hippo.palooza]

Wow. I enjoy watching your editor suffer. Keep it up Carson.

[@jamesprendiville8297]

Agreed

[@Simon-eb1ku]

Skeet! da whaledog you didnt even watch the video yet lmao

[@Hippo.palooza]

@@Simon-eb1ku well I've watched his other editor suffering videos and theyer all great so... I should know that I enjoy watching his editor suffer.

[@bummpy7457]

Schlatt should play cs:go with ninja. That would be an epic AUG moment

[@martibulgaria]

Carson: Play a funny song. Poke: *FEMUR CRUSHER NOISES*

[@colecox3754]

Fire poke I did not get my damn Daniel bruh at the end

[@propilotdoug2325]

8:08 wait, did that say... oh never mind probably not

[@lilbonz1408]

Any gun schlatt uses is automatically a Chad gun

[@sushi4o2]

Now these are some epic AUGchamp moments my guys

[@ayaya8808]

I cant actually believe the amount of effort put into this gag

[@alexandropateci746]

Any chance for streaming Pixel Gun 3D ? You should love minecraft with guns.

[@gjvyigfghjghivff]

You should've had invited the pro Minecraft gamer FranzJ

[@williammclaughlin9282]

Been waiting for this video since the stream lol

[@hunter_2693]

As soon as i hear schlatt i know its going to be chaos

[@MemeMan42069]

8:15 Hey that happened recently.

[@Venarius2k]

When they start talking about Poke, and how he is a great guy... "Oh, Poke is a pretty nice and funny guy huh" Me, 3am 7:31 why poke D:

[@allstarjpg]

Schlatt: "I've got no support on the A site!" Carson: Pulls a quad as all five terrorists rush banana

[@5qi304]

My life had turned upside down recently and these videos actually brighten my darkness. Im not trying to get attention but i just want to say how the videos distract me from reality and cheer me up. Thanks Carson

[@jakeontheradio1780]

🗿

[@Yeff7]

Didn’t think Carson was this good at cs but he is

[@jess-xf3cl]

when he was playing with racc, he was awful

[@soimbluenow9627]

@@jess-xf3cl That's because he spent the entire time trolling Racc.

[@lanternbutcooler]

Names for the E-Sports team, I'll go first. P-AUG-GERS

[@randomdudeonyoutube9976]

drown

[@quasimoedoe9271]

carson can actually play this game good and it shocked me, yet made me proud.

[@aimwalls]

Yessssssss a carson upload

[@nayden]

next Carson video: "torturing my editor by breathing"

[@ZhenRizen]

Hey my name is fitz welco... wait, wrong channel (Oof this does not aged well)

[@jimbabwe9377]

Zhen Rizen hi fitz welco

[@watchingXabyss]

Hi is fitz video I’m dad

[@Leo-tl4fd]

very wrong actually

[@ZhenRizen]

@@Leo-tl4fd yeah, this does not age well

[@livispuzzled]

Uh oh

[@makarovtheplat1805]

Carson finally did it, he made his twitch chat edit his video

[@dervaa4058]

"Have chat edit the video? That's a horrible idea. I'm gonna do that." *he actually does it one year later*

[@zuko1569]

Editors are just KZbinrs' captives

[@Smartguy725]

8:55 is that the Femur Breaker I hear?

[@beajayparker247]

I love these "I totrtured my editor" videos

[@cursedproblem]

I was just watching your videos and then this video popped up :0

[@dcscorch969]

Editor be like bruh

[@ProfessorP07]

8:15 and then he did

[@luminoussalt]

Goddamn love Ted when he’s being serious but also doing a bit

[@coltonanderson829]

You guys are starting to be the new Misfits And I like it

[@oliverdover6226]

Bruh that really be an aug moment

[@ferraprime4564]

Oliver Dover aug that really be a bruh moment

[@mussolini9337]

10:57 yeah so is kate

[@antoxic7102]

Oh my fucking god

[@liamfast9157]

i dont know how but carson can make any game entertaining

[@O_Dog04]

These are the only videos where I feel bullied for watching and still keep watching