acting super toxic in cs:go

[@joaquinvillanueva2314]

Travis is like A child watching his parents screaming at each other

[@samuelfreeman2116]

Joaquin Villz they live together, Carson Travis cooper and some others

[@hammo1668]

Pokay and Carson are the arguing parents, Schlatt is the teenager who already hates his parents, and Travis is the scared child. This is their family dynamic

[@yes.2875]

Traves *IS* the child

[@sacrymonstercomigformoto2174]

Sooooo me

[@christianhyttel6393]

Samuel Freeman they didnt back then

[@loconnolly7474]

i really really wanna see this from coopers perspective lmao could you just imagine carson in the distant background raging lmao

[@kam3175]

lo connolly I also wanna hear it from Traves’ perspective cuz Carson was pointing all the anger at him😂

[@NobuddyYudnoe]

The Entire Video: If you, if y-you could just, just... w-w-we should, we, we should, COULD YOU JUST BE BETTER!

[@timahern1017]

Dude

[@dice7242]

WHERE IS MY TEAM?

[@x-raychillcenter1843]

Gamers are disgusting

[@unhxlysilver1688]

WHAT. They double peek- They double peek me?? They double peek me??? THEY DOUBLE PEEK ME???????

[@Simonrosseel]

"I'm not having fun but i'm not upset either" Words to live by

[@megadongpeen1743]

just noticed schlatts profile pic in the vid, we had schlatts face before his face reveal vid. epic.

[@h5numbers732]

Hes always had that steam profile pic i think, its a low res highschool photo

[@yes.2875]

@@h5numbers732 "I may have not been able to get a full quality picture of my graduation that didn't have a watermark, so the only one I could download was a 35 by 35 image."

[@thomasmcbride9751]

that was in his tribute to minecraft vid too

[@life_archive7840]

@@h5numbers732 Just... like Carson's youtube pfp... Huh.

[@rafadadierrayprasetya2325]

Time stamp?

[@guaage]

Carson has become more and more red with every upload

[@herzen9857]

Im convinced he's gradually going tomato mode

[@mr.goldfish1530]

Soon enough, we'll have a full on proletarian revolution.

[@birdie6359]

And when he hits 1M on his second channel he’ll finally explode.

[@largejoseph7914]

he’s becoming the M E A T

[@jamesyates4836]

Look at his lips 🤣

[@utaur]

50% of the video is Carson asking “WHERE IS MY TEAM”

[@_dzzz]

You should have seen the full livestream 😂

[@guitaristgamer2028]

Both of your comments are at the top wtf

[@Niemandzockt]

Where's my team cause I need to be carried

[@Mollypolly-ek5qt]

He screamed this as I was reading the comment 😂

[@potatofun-fb2hf]

Ironic, techno was asking that last monday

[@olivertaylor7434]

Carson: *teamkills* Also Carson: WHERE IS MY TEAM, WHERE ARE U

[@annmajor9006]

*_”Just click faster”_* ~callmecarson 2019

[@eco4458]

Fire rate has joined the chat Fire rate has left the chat

[@jimmyjoe1488]

4:58 lmao that was the swiftest gaslight I've ever seen. Poke didn't even stutter when he said it, but got angry like he thought he did.

[@nataliehaag3595]

*"Oh my god I'm so HORN--"* 10:40

[@Ather_sys]

mood

[@ZulqarnainDraft]

same

[@934strawberryfields]

true

[@noclist4531]

same :pensive:

[@gen5216]

same

[@adambartley-v3r]

I’ll fix your title: Playing csgo

[@elmo6944]

Lol

[@bignibba9852]

Elmo ! Indeed

[@weyfu123]

Too bland

[@yslCjay]

Hamsteroidz mine is better

[@odeja2431]

*dieing* in csgo

[@ButteredEgg]

Carson: *acts toxic on csgo* RacconEggs: Am I a joke to you?

[@malorian3516]

ButteredEggs tense1983: am I a joke to you, what your problem man

[@oliwierfornalik71]

woah epic

[@tylerminevich7008]

Love how you make this comment when racc wants nothing to do with cs ever again. 🌶

[@ButteredEgg]

@@tylerminevich7008 ah well, joke still works

[@indigosnep]

Bet he holds down the pinball flippers

[@4lphab3t4]

15:04 - the light reflecting Carson's mood

[@JuliaN-fi9zw]

I was trying to look up if Carson got in any trouble for saying coke was his sponsor but instead it brought me to his Famous Birthdays page and I hope he sees the photo they have for him

[@Name-uq2wp]

Obviously Gay all the photos are just top notch

[@peterchrist1945]

Why'd they do him like that?

[@canoncoriell9105]

Obviously Gay what’s the sauce

[@tomboomeronacrv]

@【a forgotten friend】 p e r f e c t

[@gunkwizardry]

I stg Carson must have edited the page himself to give his page such purposefully bad photos

[@jschlattLIVE]

dominance

[@rock-hv1hi]

dominance

[@rrwright]

Gay schlatt

[@oongaboongap1738]

dominance

[@assistmans]

"Oh! A CallMeCarson video on CSGO! This should be fun!" *Gets PTSD from playing with toxic players

[@davidribosome4326]

"with"

[@HTPCYMC]

Are you using resource packs or something? The SMPLive server has never looked so realistic before.

[@ryantyanmyan2528]

Sparked yeah like the gun mod

[@TheXhenah]

How to properly clean your metal computer this is unturned I thought

[@imethanOW]

Are you guys idiots ? He is playing garry’s mod!!

[@patj4624]

imethan you're the idiot its called runescape

[@lolzepic]

I wake up to find you on piemations and now you are here too? aM I BeIng FolLowEd???????????

[@lyrickent5505]

My sense of humor has been so corrupted by you and i would like to thank you for that

[@andreaskluckner5098]

this is still my favorite video idc what he did

[@7dizzy7332]

Agreed lol

[@loss13]

He didn’t do anything

[@wesselvdstarre]

@@loss13 kinda agree

[@canadasown02]

@@wesselvdstarre high school dating basically

[@DeiDrei]

@@canadasown02 yeah

[@Techghoul23]

Whenever Carson laughs without audio it looks like he’s either choking or screaming

[@strangerpnw4316]

NordLermal05 his laugh animation is pretty good ngl

[@Techghoul23]

Yeet it is

[@ZigZagZipZap]

Poke: Schlatt how do you have so much money? Business man Schlatt: *Poke, have you heard of crypto currency?*

[@Greggles]

S c h l a t t c o i n

[@planetshoot3478]

Me cracks a white monster: y'all heard of this thing called schlattcoin

[@angry3yearold363]

I

[@934strawberryfields]

I

[@toastamasta5093]

aidan mills I

[@carazy123_]

Carson: “This game was brought to you by Coke, my sponsor” Also Carson: *gets into serious legal trouble*

[@josephclark1166]

Also Carson: I'm thinking about tax fraud.

[@yunepi5]

911 likes... Wait no-

[@tonycuh114]

14:10 is everyone gonna ignore how Josh got a 20$ case?

[@axelaxxe9566]

ye i was actually so surprised

[@fengshuy42069]

well now in 2021 it’s 60 cad

[@brettwisniewski5473]

@@fengshuy42069 looking for this comment lmao

[@SleepyBoiYO]

This gave me ptsd to when I played cs:go and everyone would shout at me for being shit with my laptop trackpad :(

[@cupriferouscatalyst3708]

I mean... You WERE using a trackpad

[@finn950]

PepeHands bullying

[@Jakedman21]

Bro who tf uses a trackpad to play shooters?

[@catmandudebro4334]

Well game throw then leave if your getting yelled at bro

[@banesrb]

@@Jakedman21 Veteran gamers

[@Amirrrtha1]

I love how Carson's face slowly but gradually gets more and more red throughout the match

[@yura41]

no, it's not...

[@other7445]

"Slowly but gradually" Fastly but quickly

[@JayJam1]

Carson being mad is one thing that isnt meant to exist his voice is deeper when he is mad, it's actually not his voice at all.

[@nicoletine]

what u mean its not his voice at all?

[@FuraFaolox]

@@nicoletine They mean it's not his voice at all

[@nicoletine]

@@FuraFaolox alright mate but what do you mean by that

[@FuraFaolox]

@@nicoletine I mean that it's not his voice at all

[@nicoletine]

@@FuraFaolox thank you so much for helping me that was really useful information

[@justanothercommenter7775]

You should have made this video called: *Being the basic Csgo player*

[@justanothercommenter7775]

Hamsteroidz oh sry I really didn’t notice yours at first

[@pienyx8017]

Hamsteroidz shutup

[@amine-vo9bd]

Just Another Commenter csgo:Xbox 360 edition

[@issa_viibe]

man, makes me fucking sad to know i just rewatched so many videos of his, including this one, about last month. it’ll never be the same as it once was..

[@ohhi8188]

yeah, me too. its never gonna feel the same,, even seeing him in other youtubers' videos is weird

[@tomchillen3039]

You gotta shut up

[@tomchillen3039]

@@ohhi8188 buddy knock it off

[@santiagoramirez1400]

@@tomchillen3039 what?

[@tomchillen3039]

@@santiagoramirez1400 you know what buddy, knock it off lol

[@java404]

13:15 Carson: "i sweat because im better!" Poke: points awp at carson

[@Fska49DK]

the amount of anger and fury in this video is overwhelming edit: even traves is angry 11:45

[@justanothercommenter7775]

*I’m too distracted by his butterfly knife*

[@BOTKandis]

This is P R I M E gameplay, honestly.

[@amare2014]

when's the next knife unboxing vid, kandis

[@BOTKandis]

@@amare2014 7.

[@amare2014]

@@BOTKandis i need more context

[@Its_Mannix]

Kandis I'm begging you can we get a face reveal at 1 follower I need it so bad dude

[@funnyman2290]

Guys I found them. I found Kandis.

[@sarcasticdino]

returning to this video because its been a long time comfort vid for me... hi anyone else who's watching old carson vids just want you to know that you're valid for missing carson's content. don't feel bad about rewatching his videos; hyperfixations or not, his content held a place in many peoples hearts, and I hope people know its okay to come back to them, even after the horrible shit carson did. stay safe.

[@demodemascus8164]

it's almost surreal watching him

[@sarcasticdino]

@@demodemascus8164 yeah man :'(

[@Bottled_Milk-fm5st]

He’s coming back. I’m glad

[@b.m.g946]

@@Bottled_Milk-fm5st yeah but it will never be the same unfortunately...Jawsh said he will more likely be striked by lightning than stream with him again

[@stasburdukalo9091]

CarSon? More like... BicycleDaughter!

[@swedishvampire343]

dad i miss you

[@kubu3205]

Welcome to planet comedy

[@thehunk8223]

it would actually be footmom

[@magaria7179]

this is so dumb

[@anoon-]

@@magaria7179 comedy

[@bruhbruhh1488]

Where is the toxic part This is just a normal game

[@JohnMBlue1992]

Bruh BRUHH sad but tru

[@digeshpatel5079]

bruh

[@PotatoMaster-sr9sw]

U rite

[@bruhbruhh1488]

@@PotatoMaster-sr9sw Fuck Barbara

[@AReguIarPlant]

Why is Carson’s impression of a toxic cs:go player so accurate? It’s actually scaring me

[@CallMeCarson]

I have like 3400 hours in the game lmao

[@kondo.]

@@CallMeCarson carson gay

[@googleoperationcyclone]

@@CallMeCarson i have 2000, i s u r f

[@nitemare4531]

CallMeCarson that's 1000 more hours than the average time spent to learn Japanese for English speakers

[@low-qualityasmr2600]

@@CallMeCarson I know I'm late but can I still get that knobber

[@scuffedhighlights9580]

The zoom ins on Carson’s face are the best

[@Sassy014s]

8:03 Its to support the players Sumthingyouwouldntunderstand

[@RedstarIsHere]

"It's to support the players Schlatt, sokeendabunGUUURT stlaaaet!" I mean honestly, same dude.

[@ronaldtheant]

“Stop being so toxic” “No it’s funny”

[@utaur]

I passed out during this live and missed the best parts

[@edg-kd7xi]

ok

[@MikaFromTheCastle]

ok

[@arcticdeviant9374]

Michael real sad boy hours

[@Bup1t]

Ok

[@Sofia-tp4kf]

Ok

[@ros3yrx114]

The Toxicity... I MUST FEED OFF OF IT FOR MULIPLAYER GAMES.

[@lilpeepee2095]

11:45 you know things are toxic when travis is mad

[@spaghettiinc.7570]

I’m not sure I’ve ever heard travis actually mad. He’s so wholesome

[@CodaTheDuck]

“Acting toxic” yet if you look at the chat the other team is so toxic lmao

[@quindariousgooch88]

"We're being taken over by children" Carson truly is a boomer

[@xach2]

Your carson is evolving! Carson has evolved to Kyle!

[@jackattack7940]

*Sips monster and punches hole in wall*

[@astronomy3691]

His neck is getting closer to being just an extension of his head as each stream goes on.

[@Froed]

Astronomy Caraon has hneck

[@joshuabumgardner3439]

it will never be the same. half of the people in this video hate him now. we will never see something like this again.

[@dugoenterprise9383]

Its the end of one of the greatest era's of content, truly is sad.

[@horizont6883]

@Jackson Cordes you're not wrong

[@Junior-ov8me]

Carson sounding like the guy screaming at his cat.

[@BigJoe2286]

GET THE FUCK DOWN FROM THERE

[@floordaman2031]

So I was recommended Carson’s Ice bucket challenge... He looked so innocent back then *WHAT HAPPENED?*

[@Froed]

Nex Alpha he glow up

[@ls200076]

He's now glow in the dark.

[@isakthabro8233]

Fame, Power and a Fat bank account will change anyone

[@BoodyCheek]

*KZbin happened.*

[@dankmctwist6575]

He ascended to godhood

[@phiash3537]

All this stuttering, I didn’t know I clicked on an xQc VOD

[@joshtobias3765]

Trust me, don't mention XQC and Carson together...Just no

[@aliphobic]

Josh Tobias what happened?

[@travislathangue2219]

@@aliphobic mine craft mond ay

[@aliphobic]

Travis Lathangue still like what did he do during it

[@lolzepic]

o

[@nittenmoo5247]

4:08 No Carson binded jump to his speech

[@flightless040]

2 years and lots of drama later this still makes me smile

[@kazoo6711]

Carson kinda sounds like Gordon Ramsey when he’s yelling

[@mrbirdba]

WHERE'S THE LAMB SAUCE!

[@karbes3383]

20% screaming 80% flexing with knives "Perfectly balanced as all things should be"

[@nzwulfz6964]

*Clicks on Video* **Instantly see's V I S I B L E A N G U I S H A N D R A G E**

[@samfairbanks3692]

That’s how the videos always start wdym

[@nzwulfz6964]

@@samfairbanks3692 Agreed

[@basicallyimegg3212]

Same, I feel really bad for Poke

[@nzwulfz6964]

@@basicallyimegg3212 nO rEPlY

[@timkuik2331]

Carson 100% sounds like alex jones when he gets angry

[@AstroLOW]

12:05 Me when I'm playing Minecraft, and my friends run away from a raid without me

[@nikolas5882]

carson is every 13 year old xbox player when they play a competitive game

[@jahpeepee8647]

Carson is like every full grown CS player in any game

[@wartwart865]

Wart wart

[@VAMPIRECULT]

Whenever Carson is upset, he goes full Sylvester stuttering-

[@BigFiggle]

ana

[@foodfrogs6052]

I think that was part of the joke, yeah.

[@oabagobaaaoooo]

Bro which minecraft shader you using this looks pretty realistic

[@partlyblue]

Oh wow oh this isso cool. Mr President MrO amba I didn't think I would actually see you on a Carson video. How is youre day and how is Michelle (the former first lady (wife to the former president (that's you mr obama))) doing and would you say this is more of a 3 BabyRage or an 8 BabyRage moment here right now?

[@dangusmangus7878]

man no it’s terraria

[@chimmys577]

is this real mr . Mobamba???????

[@Assassin-mn6vi]

3:53 is literally me when I’m playing with my friends in cs. they literally will not shut up even in clutch 1v2s

[@Ayaaaaaahh]

Honestly I love it when Carson yells with anger

[@AmVenum]

"Why is your chat saying I have parkinsons?" 😂😂😂

[@user-cm8gj3km4x]

yeah he said that didnt he

[@AmVenum]

@@user-cm8gj3km4x I bet you're real fun at parties huh?

[@user-cm8gj3km4x]

not necessarily

[@DeckofLies]

@@AmVenum I bet you're the real funny guy at parties huh

[@AmVenum]

Not That Difficult I bet you’re the neckbeard who doesn’t even get invited huh?

[@Hebalez]

0:54 So no one told you life was gonna be this way...

[@HINAYUTA]

Carson in this video in a nutshell: Where is my team? My team sucks Ugh my team WHERE IS MY TEAM? Where are you? (Insults team)

[@oliwierfornalik71]

thats epic

[@creativeusername1355]

alternative title: how to act like a typical competitive CS:GO player

[@creepkiller-fg9kq]

we just gonna ignore how josh got an operation bravo case at the end

[@smyley4141]

Merch Idea: A shirt saying WHERE IS MY T-TEAAAAAAM with carson's angry face on it

[@astersworld6169]

Yes

[@scrums4748]

No

[@tjeerdwielinga1294]

@@scrums4748 yes yes yes yes

[@tjeerdwielinga1294]

@@scrums4748 focking yes

[@CarlSlooch]

No

[@Lattertix]

his feeding on coke too much energy and he goes out of control

[@paxtonrhoads7709]

Loved being here live, as always. Keep being the most epic gamer of them all. No-homo by the way. Edit: Bro I'm not gay I'm not, I promise I'm not gay.

[@Rexy-kun]

"By the way" Bitch please.

[@PerSixPlus]

gay gay gay gay

[@CBryanHS]

"OHHH I'M KENNY- *AHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH* " 12:33

[@natemajor6560]

"just click faster just click and you kill them" this will be my motto playing any video game now

[@nazareno.farias406]

Carson could have the best gaming set up and still have those wired headphones

[@joeyshmoey6659]

Nazareno.Farias earbuds?

[@siriuslywastaken]

H̶O̶O̶V̶E̶R̶ 23 the optimal way to use earbuds is to glue them to your eyebrows so just because carson's using them wrong doesn't mean they aren't headphones

[@Chelsea-ku7zg]

Don’t wanna get a dent

[@bungiescams3292]

H̶O̶O̶V̶E̶R̶ 23 you know what he meant of course

[@notagenwunner9299]

Probably doesn’t like headsets. Some people with glasses don’t like headsets since they get overlapped with your glasses

[@copyrightjpg]

Wow, minecraft looks really good with this high res and gun mod

[@legacy8753]

It's counter strike you idiot

[@BigPoppi2]

@@legacy8753 you seriously think he thinks it is minecraft

[@solitude2419]

@@legacy8753 lol you're the idiot for not getting the joke.

[@terryneal6251]

@@legacy8753 no its Totally minecraft

[@flickering.candle]

This is the maddest I’ve ever seen Carson and I’m genuinely scared. Someone help me, I’m crying in my room.

[@happyh0ur888]

Wait he was mad? I thought he was acting.

[@thepotassyumman5880]

He's acting

[@soothsayer660]

what a fucking pussy

[@MayMissYumi]

“i’m crying in my room 🥺” i know this is 3y ago but that’s so funny lmao.

[@trystandavis1608]

I thought this was a more recent video and got super excited when I saw shlatt and thought they were back to playing together

[@big.sleezy]

12:33 gets vietnam flashbacks

[@Mikedemitrius]

Traves just being so calm, lol.

[@quantumblauthor7300]

He's scheming

[@Epilocity21]

Schlatt said it was over for them once he got the aug. They then overcame a 5 round deficit and won

[@sree4909]

ROTC kids when someone sits during the pledges: 0:00 - 16:14

[@eraaj2899]

Carson we’re not mad, just disappointed

[@MayMissYumi]

💀💀

[@anaxlouise]

“i mean i’m not having fun, but i’m not upset” i very much relate, thank you jschlatt

[@thins1378]

I'm literally Carson. When I look in the mirror all I see is Carosn, when I speak all I hear is Carson, when I touch myself all I feel is Carson, when I check my bank account all it says is Carson

[@T-man2240]

Carson is now the CS:GO equivalent of Gordon Ramsay

[@lance411schroeder8]

This video should have been called blaming everything on poke in CSGO

[@dl9292]

7:57 holy fuck that moment is making me cry laugh!

[@Velka-.-]

I can't stop watching this video. It's so hilariously Toxic

[@Goldiloxz]

Finally, another CSGO video I thought they'll never come back

[@scuffedhighlights9580]

Thanks for the upload, you help me get by everyday Edit: no homo btw

[@sheerheartattack6322]

I don't get it

[@sheerheartattack6322]

Can someone explain this to me how it's gay

[@scuffedhighlights9580]

Bruh, I was just chilling😂😂

[@Alfie-xt6zo]

Beatbox Highlights I hope that no homo thing was a joke

[@cornonthekobi]

@@scuffedhighlights9580 so ya like coc n bøls

[@DCGMatthew1]

Warowl has stickers, where are yours Carson? 0:55 Oh shit, he got mentioned.

[@maxhoward2543]

My favorite part was poke going"I'm Kenny-AHHHHHHHH"

[@stfumo2415]

4:40 When the imposters vents

[@J-D03]

Is it just me or Carson keeps getting more and more red with every video?

[@yatto2888]

he is becoming the *meat* that he ate

[@delete147user]

Nightmare354 Revived that’s why the chat said not to cut the meat

[@Subscriberswithtwovideos-gr6tk]

CallMeCar get fuel, mmm yes gas yes fuel Car for car

[@hydroproix]

Carson: gets killed by anyone Carson: WHERE IS MY TEAM

[@bigruntonludes]

When carson said "hell0? Hello? Push B? Hello?" I felt that

[@isabelpancakes]

still one of the funniest videos on the platform

[@breezelol1]

melon

[@BakedBanana]

oh

[@orlando5940]

I have never heard your voice with such capitalisation and ferocity

[@gingishot866]

Diggity Damn I know right like holy crap