The Funniest CS:GO Glitch Ever

Don't ping the CS:GO Car at 3 AM
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The Funniest CS:GO Glitch Ever - CSGO Funny Moments

[@ComradVibes]

"I'm Lesbian" Why did you say that? "I just got nervous..."

[@defectivepikachu4582]

women amirite?

[@ComradVibes]

@@defectivepikachu4582 Woah-man

[@ComradVibes]

@@vi-plus Bot?

[@Dead.channel388]

I don’t get it

[@ComradVibes]

@@Dead.channel388 I don't get it

[@rrattler]

carson frantically responding with yes is like a child trying to understand his mom’s lecture

[@people6117]

I actually really like you. You should upload.

[@ethanmosher5465]

.n. hb i3si

[@denny4551]

I've been a fan of Carson and a long time sub for a long time, but there are rumors he may be quitting youtube AND twitch soon. To me they look like they're more than rumors, especially since they come from this highly revered youtuber. Heres the link to his explanation. kzbin.info/www/bejne/o6e8faKspZqcqdk

[@heisenburgerlover]

@@denny4551 definitely a rickroll or something, you made it too obvious. 5/10. Do better.

[@denny4551]

@@heisenburgerlover wish it was man.

[@BallisticBall]

"Go B yourself" was actually so wholesome I love that guy

[@wktryj]

I forgot how funny this video was. I fucking miss the guy, glad he's taking care of himself.

[@pabloc4204]

he was like he was he was lik he was like 2 of me

[@cark_irl]

*spends 13 seconds trying to find the right nade* - this is the pinnacle of esports

[@TheShadBoi]

Thamk you cargson, very cool

[@l-_-l6277]

Why you stopped uploading?

[@cal1co_]

Cark, when are you going to upload again?

[@stypolmsyrup3237]

When carson

[@cal1co_]

Cark please we need to know

[@RyanM7532]

“I’m not going to ping the car” -guy who will ping the car

[@wavygravy7781]

Funk

[@ezellouisyt]

knuF

[@ff-qf1th]

god, I haven't laughed like this in months please come back carson, I hope you're okay

[@rockinrowen4490]

He's in therapy😁

[@clco1253]

@@rockinrowen4490 woah yay

[@jjlive8849]

i hope he dose

[@chirp0625]

He tweeted out a week ago that he need a bit longer

[@jjlive8849]

@@chirp0625 i know im really exited

[@unknownu6633]

Carson: pees his pants in public Carson: *gets nervous* Carson: I’m gay 1:45

[@ilikechangingmyname6448]

dude

[@Barnicleman1]

dude

[@MauriceVEVO]

dude

[@bigchap5794]

dude

[@FuckThisFunction]

dude

[@lisakatarinaukic815]

Alternative title: "CallMeCarson forgets how to talk to people ft. Strangers and a lesbian"

[@grass904]

That’s a pretty good title right there

[@ThatGuyCanmanNC]

I can tell you only watched the first 5 mins of the video Snd

[@lisakatarinaukic815]

@Brad DeVoir you can't she's a lesbian haven't you seen in the video?

[@lisakatarinaukic815]

@@ThatGuyCanmanNC still accurate. Rewatching it again ✌

[@lisakatarinaukic815]

@@grass904 thanks grass. I might mow you one day, idk when.

[@welcometothefuneral]

Carson swapping for a solid 20s funniest shit I've ever seen

[@Pearg0ld]

Made funnier after he turned himself into a pickle

[@MauriceVEVO]

But remember when he turned into a pickle, that was pretty funny too

[@derpyfailz572]

this guy makes me laugh, he should change his name to callmefunny

[@User-pf2mn]

dude

[@yeppits]

dude

[@zanyx3376]

dude

[@ilikechangingmyname6448]

dude

[@ketchupflavoredmustard7573]

dude

[@pirategigachad7489]

For a split second, while this popped up in my feed, I had an unreal amount of joy. Although my joy was temporary, my hope is eternal. One day, our king shall return.

[@funnyvalentine6807]

Carson king

[@pavlestojanovic9631]

bro same

[@josh25365]

Good news

[@ciromoriello7054]

he has returned

[@the-wv6wx]

the good ending

[@safouanechahbari1903]

carson: **pings the car** “the car didn’t like that”

[@Aj-lh1eu]

his dad didnt like that

[@kuewit]

"this action will have consequences"

[@awooga_game8656]

Carson: *pings the car* The car will remember that

[@nextdoorgamer3985]

I gave you like 999. I hope someone else will achieve what I could not and they feel great about it

[@edgeIord]

Legend has it Ulysses S. Grant actually told Robert E. Lee to ping the car at the Battle of Gettysburg

[@UpDownAndUnder]

Carson naming himself "New Law" just unleashed a whole wave of nostalgia i wasn't prepared to experience

[@lactoselucifer]

just got recommended this, thought it was a new upload, shat myeself

[@arbuzs4383]

u wish. i dont think hes comming back like ever :/

[@RiverRapids]

@@arbuzs4383 He did say something about coming back on Twitter a few weeks back

[@joshuadrummond7685]

Ive got some great news for you bud

[@DevonIDK]

Why is the first line in this video “I’m on fire right now”

[@ComradVibes]

@Michaelangelo Eldridge Yeah its on fire

[@alexgrady5869]

@@vi-plus rumors on the street that no one fucking asked

[@zedok654]

@@vi-plus all what you’re going to get is just views so I have no idea why you’re trying to self Promote or some people will just delete it from their history so they won’t give you views

[@Yesman137]

@Noved Nelson " You better put it out! "

[@bill9068]

Might wanna put it out!

[@tinyperson4864]

Never thought I'd see the day where Carson would sing corpse's songs and try to copy his voice

[@Pearg0ld]

Or hear him quote all of dunkeys famous lines

[@BlueLily342]

Don't care if he did shitty stuff this is still peek comedy

[@mattl.461]

ikr. it doesn't change the fact that he's still a funny guy.

[@mattl.461]

@@WholeKernelCheetoPuffs same. I miss him so much. I just wanna go back to SMPLive times where there were no hardcore stans.

[@pavementbug3745]

I honestly belive he could come back, there are some cases where youtubers are actively a threat but I dont think he is one of them

[@mattl.461]

@@pavementbug3745 I agree honestly.

[@jebus4261]

Carson did nothing wrong

[@t7a9]

“dishes the police” oof

[@pierceisaac8473]

“Why can’t I talk to people normally” is a whole ass mood

[@alliesakat]

Ho Ho, merry christmas

[@SpagheddiO]

@I WANT Š•È•X !!! I'm RITA !!! OPÉN MY CANÁL ! Hi Rita

[@juggmkj]

No clue what a "whole ass mood" is.

[@Lelfay]

@@SpagheddiO women aren’t real dude

[@Lelfay]

@Maria Herrera (Student) nice animated pfp btw

[@ripley_live]

Nixon: theres something breaking my game JFK: its just the ping the car 3 times glitch, Dick. sit down

[@c9n416]

Playin "six" black ops 37 commie zombies

[@Penguin_Spy]

@Nixon Lindell its a bot, ignore it

[@iwantsexseemyvideo890]

Fygh

[@Usermane.]

U rlly can't let a among us video be ur last

[@PomadaGaming]

This glitch is so ridiculous i love it 10:26 lmfao

[@brendanparr3681]

Carson's father crashes his game after being pinged one too many times

[@j4der4de32]

Lmao i get it Car Carson

[@surgical115]

Lmao i get it Car Carson

[@bumicheese3688]

Lmao i get it Car Carson

[@sammurray3526]

Lmao I get it Car Carson

[@zacharysmith6954]

Lmao I get it Car Carson

[@theberhadian]

"You should ping the car." Socrates-2020

[@-perge]

"Cause if you liked it then you should have put a ping on it." Beyoncé - 2020

[@belphegor_3220]

Carson: *gets nervous* Carson: "I'm a lesbian"

[@dallaslanham5003]

14:17 cereal when haves milk

[@quickfeather]

i love how much Sara's trying with the knock knock jokes

[@nattiecraft]

“Let’s skateboard out of this loser emporium” - the law to the new law VGHS

[@iwantsexseemyvideo33]

Funk

[@isyriex4675]

guys i think she's trying to tell us that she's high

[@rafayali7283]

VGHS was simultaneously amazing and terrible all at once

[@brandonc4960]

Pretty sure it's hang-glide out of this loser emporium

[@terrylikespb]

30 foot range

[@scooble_]

Holy shit, to think this was like one month before shit went down.

[@johanvanbuuren2293]

4:25 my last 2 brain cells during a test

[@patttt]

“You better put it out!”

[@bouwn2151]

Me when Dad comes for custody weekend

[@iwantsexseemyvideo33]

Archbishop

[@UnstoppableLIVE]

Carson's the type of guy to spam ping the car when losing

[@Carolusim]

@@vi-plusno

[@Jun-Kyard]

@@vi-plus quit and do what 🤦‍♂️ nobody is gonna believe that.

[@devilish9504]

@@vi-plus cyn1c rumors that he might quit youtube soon!! kzbin.info/www/bejne/sJvIlX-bi6yWnKc

[@catfishboi]

@@vi-plus stop

[@fixthat3269]

@@devilish9504 Now THAT'S interesting

[@theendoftheworld9921]

Bro you gotta own the awkwardness it works so well as humor lmao

[@brettski3447]

Carson: *pings car* Car: “And I took that personally.”

[@nattiecraft]

“Cmon babe let’s go see how it feels to make out with this moustache” “Jenny NOOOOOOOOO”

[@teo4232]

dont know what the fuck is up with the other comments but I GET THE REFERENCE

[@terrylikespb]

30 foot range

[@messkeymoment3361]

“I’m the-“ AD BREAK “Pringles Wavy”

[@MauriceVEVO]

dude

[@jackhines9587]

This is the most i laughed in a long time im excited for when carson comes back

[@ShadowJonathan]

10:44 the "yeah"s coincide with the gunshots

[@carterstevenson6009]

It isn’t fight or flight, it’s “fight, flight, or coming out”

[@quantumblauthor7300]

Motivational slingshotting

[@AesAzax]

“I won’t ping the car” Moments after disaster

[@Jmooky]

Still watching and waiting

[@theboom_exe3614]

im so happy so see you making funny videos and having fun again. not to long ago you were in a dark place and im glad that your doing good now!

[@cookielove6331]

it threw me off so bad when he started to rap corpse's song lmaoo

[@kwen9826]

OKAY SAME. I came to the comments for refuge 🤣

[@Elaydzha]

what a shame

[@gmo2144]

this is a wierd timeline

[@audrey0554]

Dude hearing VGHS just sent me back in time

[@acecruz9835]

Same

[@Mark_Esc1320]

This reminded me of the last episode so hard

[@strikermodel]

That discussion of the police knock knock joke felt SO LONG AUUUGGGHHH love your content buddy

[@8sr]

I got real "excited" when carson started talking about VGHS

[@crackster234]

Wasn't expecting to see so many VGHS deepcuts in a CallMeCarson vid

[@oshawott_126]

Cason: “I deranked!” Me: “Oh, look, I’m still silver 1...”

[@oshawott_126]

@Spooky a little something called bad game sense

[@oshawott_126]

@Spooky get carried and that’s about it

[@voiddaddy7210]

Hew Benny, if you have bad game sense, try focusing on other things such as spray patterns, reaction time and overall accuracy. If you don't know what to do, try to find a teammate who can be a leader and guide you the way

[@oshawott_126]

@@voiddaddy7210 aye, thanks man, I really appreciate the tips!

[@FartChamber]

You some how make awkwardness not cringe it just make me smile and im not entirely sure why. Idk how you do it bro but you've got some major talent man. Keep up your great work!

[@paninisen]

i literally know nothing about this game or how you play it but y’all make it so much fun to watch

[@axismayhem2964]

Never would I imagine seeing a VGHS bit in a 2020 video

[@Alden2003]

Alt title: Me and the boys telling knock knock jokes while on fire in the pinged car.

[@jacubotheguy1642]

@@iwantsexseemyvideo6868 This bot fr strugglin

[@jacubotheguy1642]

Oh it left

[@CRIMSXNTEARS]

carson casually singing corpse's song sends me and idk why 💀

[@kangthekarot4712]

This video is like watching a car crash in slow motion except it crashes your expectations instead of your game

[@grandmaashley]

grandma approved

[@spiderontoiletpaper789]

spider approved

[@aw2m]

roblok gaemer approved

[@its_me_mateo]

Thanks grandma

[@khnhjb6181]

Thanks grandma

[@jonb4978]

very cool

[@AKGoober]

And here I thought watching vghs was pointless, I get all these references.

[@manofash7015]

yessss

[@tiarwa581]

i love how lunch club and former cow chop members are all collabing and being friends its like two periods of my youtube history colliding

[@itsmecarbon5610]

HES COMING BACK BABY, LETS GOOOOO

[@RICARDO-ov7wf]

Never thought I’d hear Carson make a VGHS gamer reference.

[@manofash7015]

i know right

[@xbotsev]

1st half of the video: You’re on fire 2nd half of the video: Knock knock. who’s there? Video game high school

[@tys0nnn968]

banger video carson

[@krizi4970]

Dang I hear that Marioparty 8 DK Jungle music, I love it. You got all the Marioparty 8 music, perfect!

[@laurence8568]

I did not know that anyone else knew VGHS existed. I will get her to style my doo

[@jadonnorton9137]

I can’t find where to watch it now that it’s off Netflix. It was my favorite show

[@Vonias]

@@jadonnorton9137 isn't it free to watch on youtube?

[@jadonnorton9137]

@@Vonias is it?

[@Vonias]

@@jadonnorton9137 literally just type vghs into the search bar it's in a playlist

[@jadonnorton9137]

@@Vonias oh thx bro

[@tigrepd6042]

Idk y, but Carson freaking out about the ping over his head just cracked me up!

[@Bungord]

Carson continuously questioning the way he speaks to other people and feeling stupid or unintentionally saying something stupid is what I do on a daily basis

[@NP6335ACDC]

I particularly loved this video, call me a sucker for nostalgia I don't care, this was a great video.

[@MikeHoliday]

When pinging the car is the most dangerous thing you can do in csgo.

[@TOx1CC]

Unfortunately yes....it is

[@aw2m]

I love it how they struggle at least 10-15 minutes with that glitch and then just don’t care about the glitch.

[@iwantsexseemyvideo2548]

Cyn

[@iwantsexseemyvideo33]

Minibus

[@cellbox3111]

Please don’t quit, this video made my stomach hurt so much from laughing

[@Invizive]

20 minutes of unimaginable agony and unbearable despair Will be waiting for the next one!

[@sullivanbradford753]

4:30 I've only seen the first 4 and a half minutes and i feel like I've been here for an eternity

[@justfate5912]

"nice, a very nice man"😂 now that, is a general dialogue.

[@oranguflang5471]

We want to see carsons bakugan collection

[@MauriceVEVO]

We really want to see carsons bakugan collection

[@ChrisKat]

Never thought I'd hear Carson explaining the plot of VGHS, but I'm here for it.

[@jokeronline702]

Glad to see Fitz is uploading again

[@nirvous2145]

“Welcome to VGHS, Brian. Welcome, to me!”

[@Dabomb8008]

The Law has entered the game

[@askeletonsgooch3979]

3:26 greatest Baymax impression ever

[@tatelegacy3460]

Im about to go rewatch VGHS, Thank you Carson

[@HugoReeds]

This is the funniest video I've seen in a while

[@lettuce9001]

yeah, I'm always coming out when I'm nervous too, I don't see the problem

[@nintennerdz6939]

I saw Carson edit this yesterday on stream didn’t expect it to release today

[@ValentinoDante]

this video made my brain melt

[@persona3chainsawman]

watching you edit this was pretty fun

[@SeanPizzaSpark]

The title should've been "PINGING THE CS:GO CAR AT 3AM GONE WRONG"

[@harlee4052]

That new funny mic guy has the potential to become Jschlatt.

[@jzbproductions147]

No one can beat schlatt

[@xn0gaming]

You mean Schlurt? Or Jcum?

[@Infinite_Archive]

@@xn0gaming Schitt.

[@metalgearzwei]

@@Infinite_Archive smagg

[@xn0gaming]

Jaylor Schwift

[@SarudeDanstorm]

Lmao I recognize Broseph Stalin, he's a good friend of mine

[@hornypolice6490]

bro i just watched the video 3 times and i get it now its „this is the police“ lmao thats funny

[@keithruns1774]

I guess this is more important than watching the ceiling

[@epiphany7770]

“Do not ping the CS:GO car at 3 am”

[@mystr0696]

Can we just talk about the stream waiting gif at 0:58, thats sick

[@NintendoNerd64]

“I’m actually on fire right now” “BETTER PUT IT OUT!”

[@v-bo6671]

When Trevor starts his solo content, it's gunna be a BLAST!!!

[@cb.on.yt22]

“He’s probably talking about me with the boys 🤧” the boys: 4:15

[@Caydecate]

The boys 4:15 is my favorite bible verse

[@reddonut1518]

Love this video

[@elijohnson7054]

Carson please more of this content

[@Onnix_lol]

Carson finally found his youtube password

[@TairaDekretser]

his uploads are consistent on this channel unlike his main channel

[@gabrielnabinger5565]

@@vi-plus you are... well played my man, well played.

[@jurgiskrusinskas7291]

0:28 And so it began...

[@UndeadMunchies]

Watched this on stream, then watched you edit the entire video, and now Im watching the video. Yes. Good.

[@alfhianjabril5027]

one of the best knock-knock jokes i ever heard