I Trapped Criminals on a Poop Island in Cities Skylines

[@Vault.Hunter]

Anybody else enjoying the slow, yet steady, descent into paranoid mania Kibitz is experiencing? Just the steady descent into the classic paranoid ruler. HAIL KIBITZ

[@dripnoob2749]

Fur Dus Venturium

[@GAS.M3]

"when cops start arresting random ppl for no reason" ...lol so true 🤣

[@JSXSProductions]

"wow! 100,000 people and only 240 criminals? We have so much capacity!" **5 seconds later ** We need more capacity for ...eventually! **Doubles capacity from 1,500 to 3,000**

[@kentheknight]

I love how you are using this innocuous platform to deliver stark and realistic concepts about society and the arrangement of humanity on this planet, fundamentally. God bless you Kibz

[@Carikenja]

That's almost a George Carlin quote. "The upper class keeps all of the money, pay none of the taxes. The middle class pays all of the taxes, does all of the work. The poor are there... just to scare the shit out of the middle class. Keep 'em showing up at those jobs." - George Carlin

[@Overposting]

damn that's a good quote

[@Warp9pnt9]

George Carlin was a legend.

[@HelloApexr1]

It’s a shorter video but the quality and contents are always there, Thank you Kibitz

[@skylinelibertarian3835]

One minute in, and I'm already seeing so many parallels to the real world. It's like you rolled every political association from every country in the world into one city. Fear for the citizens, and money for the elites. As it is all across the world.

[@brandonylion]

Yup, thought the same thing.. "Things have only kind of worked out so far because the poor people are so busy they can't think, the middle class people are scared of being poor, and the rich people are just paranoid" Couldn't have said it better myself.

[@nerscyllam4735]

I mean, that's just the underpinnings of modern capitalism right there.

[@Overposting]

capitalism at its best!

[@skylinelibertarian3835]

Any economic system at it's best. And since it's one person planning the entire cities production, it's actually more akin to socialism.

[@Overposting]

@@skylinelibertarian3835 i dont think you know what socialism is

[@dchitt94]

That sign-off at the end definitely held the tone of “I’m about to throw innocent people in prison” and it was the perfect time to deviate from his normal super upbeat sign-off

[@amburger4963]

And Andy crawled through 2 miles of sewage to escape Shawshank prison. 🤣

[@Tifu77]

i don't know if its working, but i would place the toll collection on the Bridge to Poop Island. So it lookes like a Checkpoint. ;)

[@luftwolf7405]

"... and which prison did you serve time in?" "In lake poop high sec" "Oh sh!t!" ;-)

[@gamingmoran9597]

Have two layers of fences around the prison Island the inner layer will be oil fantased and outer layer will be airport fences it is obviously Overkill but it is maximum security after all

[@SIGINTprivate]

“Fiddling with things is my speciality.” - Kibitz 6:42 Careful with your quotes there bud!

[@onlyaraku]

LOL MENACE

[@brody7714]

Dang. Wasn’t expecting Kibitz to go full Stalin mode lmao.

[@ultmateragnarok8376]

The prison system is quite... dark, in the way you're running it. Love it. Anyways, your citizens better hope they're acting all according to what is expected and needed, since now they have a final place to go - doubtful that any reports are getting out of that complex. That said, a lower security prison area at some point would be neat - perhaps next to an area of high density and low income citizens, in that small ore area? That way the high security one can be there Just In Case while the low security one does its work on the less extreme criminals.

[@dougdougir]

Agreed, small prison next to the homeless encampment under the bridge

[@DefaultMale_]

I think this is how prisons should be designed in real life. Reusing our waste!

[@Stolipotamus]

the way all your systems are always so NEAT, it's like looking at really nice circuitry.

[@dakiesalamander5221]

"Poor people are so busy they can't think, the middle-class people are too scared to be poor and rich people are just paranoid." ... I... This is tidbit of pure gold.

[@musizlover2008]

Just like Real Civil Engineer, you decided to make a poop lake at the expense of your citizens.

[@paulembleton1733]

Noticing that a river inlet flooded with sewage was taking ages to clear after moving the outlet, how to make it go faster? Village Poo. Put a water pump in there and connect it to just a sewage treatment elsewhere. Zone a residential area that uses only this pump. They get sick and die but it clears the sewage quicker. Feeling sad for the simcitizens requires a clinic and crematorium in the area, but then they live a bit longer and don’t clog the rest of the city with their sick and dead.

[@sorakatsu1797]

Man. I love your Cities Skylines videos! I just wish you upload them more often, because I can't get enough of them!

[@markvogel5872]

Yes! Strategic poop allocation!

[@_Cat_Content_and_Minecraft]

I loved this! You inspire me! Someday you'll have your own cities skylines game!

[@stephenrowan8128]

If you are desperate for more "criminals" to put in your new prisons, you can apply a few policies. One increases the crime rate (and happiness), another increases punitive sentencing.

[@freeportkid]

That one way road is looking an awful lot like a satisfactory belt 😅

[@googoogaga8961]

Poor people are so busy, Middle class are scared of being poor, and rich class are just paranoid

[@rhsc38]

WTH kinda dystopian hellscape are you creating? I love where it's going.

[@Baleur]

Less than 1% of total population are incarcerated prisoners. "WHAT? THAT MAKES NO SENSE!" Ah, spoken like a true american :P For fun homework, google the prisoners per capita ratio of worldwide countries, and be amazed.

[@ame5445]

13:35 oh my gosh I busted a gut laughing 😂

[@TheThreatenedSwan]

Putting people in the university in prison gets my vote. No more fashionable nonsense, practical government only

[@Liam-fx3ir]

I love all these videos so much. It’s satisfying but for my not lizard part of my brain.

[@romanpackham8471]

this guy is a friggin dictator

[@totallyarfrizkys]

Prisoners : Aaah the tunnel is ready, time to get ins*poop water entered the tunnel*

[@luminaeli]

I was waiting for that episode all week xD

[@proskar3146]

Love this series!

[@dripnoob2749]

"Something overlooking the prison would be pretty neat." Me: *elementary school*

[@nathonnovak]

Lol. I used to do something similar on zoo tycoon. Any guests that would become unhappy would get placed on an island with loose velociraptors, after a few minutes no more problems.

[@deanb6899]

I havent watched you in forever!

[@Herobrinegrn1]

I'm SO glad that this channel has no bots in the comments.

[@Benhutchie22386]

Please make more episodes!! and longer ones if possible :)

[@renegaderader-streaming]

Omfg this vid had me rolling .. and yes everyone's happy well everyone that's left is .... right???

[@grahamturner2640]

You probably need to convert the roads going into the large toll booth in the prison area to highways going in and out.

[@TheReaverOfDarkness]

You are so terrifyingly devious! I am SO glad you aren't in charge of designing our cities!

[@SCOR3S3TT3R]

A cable car and a drawbridge could add some much needed security!

[@brisadaooo]

everybody's smiling, good, otherwise goes to jail

[@RoyalFoxTrucking]

Now do a white collar prison in the elite section, which turns out to be a long stay hotel xD

[@tam504]

Best cities skylines content so far.

[@TheTechCguy]

I always build my prisons near the industrial complex. Make all the convicts in my cities breath on polluted air! Yeah! Plus, prisons are industrial areas anyway. So Yeah! 😆

[@shadoeklaw0768]

The Title 😂 Love this humor

[@luisbrunkow9503]

Next episode of building North Korea in city skylines 👍🏻

[@danyael777]

Maybe get some military objects from the workshop? That plateau overlooking the prisons would be perfect for that.

[@LennyChilling]

1:54 ayooooo broooooo

[@germanball6671]

How about building private hospitals and charge a lot for the heathcare? That would be beautiful!

[@funnyguy4217]

0:27 Communism moment

[@kovachgaming2945]

Wow I love your videos so much I litteraly wait anxiously for your next video keep up the series!

[@derussianboi]

there is a prison expansion mod with prison fences

[@andrewkosmowski3985]

Do remember that you can put those floating trash collectors at the mouth of Brig Brook.

[@wolfman4562]

Lovin the series!

[@purenrg4life]

I’m on a work trip away from home and have spent basically every spare minute of the last day and a bit, listening and watching you! I’ve been binging this whole playlist.. I’m fascinated how you put these videos together so I’m gonna try to work out how to twitch! (44 yr old algorithm dude from yesterday!!!) thanks again for putting all this together ! Great work!

[@ritchie5794]

The real civil engineer did the same thing 😂

[@EelkoA]

There are some awesome prison assets on the Workshop. With automatic fences , Automatic bars special fences etc

[@justinjpagan]

Went from CS to tropico real quick. Speaking of which, you should do tropico not sure if you have already

[@protoborg]

Kibitz, dude, you are freakin' nutz!

[@scottyscott9965]

I used to play sim city 2000, they one after that and SNES version. I have had hard time getting into skylines or the mechanics of it. Glad to see there are things to do.

[@Dovieandi_Se_Tovya_Sagain]

Standard prisons have 3 fences surrounding the perimeter. Two outer fences and the middle fence is electric. Then there is a fence around each building or yard.

[@blankblank9904]

thats kinda funny. just saw the "ddr garage" and as a matter of fact i live in a part of berlin that got lots of those still in use. i know, super irrelevant, but just felt like sharing useless informations :P

[@steveulley5574]

WOOOOOOO Finally found one of these early for the first time.

[@SeroxPlayZ]

what a nice idea with the prisoners :D

[@ryanpratt868]

These videos make my week 😂

[@kevinkorenke3569]

0:28 You just summed up American society in one sentence.

[@amazingallosaur6196]

Two Kibitz videos in one week!? What is this? Christmas?

[@charli216]

Oh wow we’re getting way too real way too quick here lmfao!

[@XD-od6ji]

I knew jail was shitty but this? Outrageous

[@trolly4233]

This is just the real world lol

[@HarrowKrodarius]

Kinda Sad that the Interactive prison mod that was made by an employee of colossus, is basically dead and could actually be an pretty interesting DLC addition or something like that with like how parks work

[@BennyLlama39]

You know why the garage is next to the crematorium? So the corpse pick-up vehicles can be rolled out as needed. And if the bodies start piling up, just stack 'em like cord wood in one of the vehicle bays. 😀

[@paulwilliams73]

thinks building a low security prison later, Builds three max' prisons on a island, closes two, drops the police budget, then drops an asteroid for a even BIGGER prison (build it and they will not come)

0:23 woah, if that a California simulator? :D

[@ryangardiner5415]

Shawstank Prison 🤣🤣

[@DaxSudo]

Lol kibitz really do be channeling his inner American for this video. This is exactly how the American incarceration industry started. Lol

[@AshRaf-to5gu]

A certain engineer would be proud.

[@thedevilyt8823]

Bro u better be uploading cities skylines regularly I love these videos keep up the good work

[@DuckyBoy523]

Love the series! Keep up the exploitation! :P

[@dracovenit9549]

The oil fence should be put around the lake/mote, not around the helipad etc. You are thinking from a car perspecive. They could easily run over those hills on any side rather than go through the tunnel lol.

[@graysonmiguel]

Looks like they're not looking out for fires today

[@0o0ification]

I think this month makes three years subscribed for me? Regardless, thanks for all of your content. Your style and flair are a source of boundless enjoyment 😎👌😄

[@notabotaccountforsubs-1468]

BEST SERIES EVER

[@cutecitty6114]

This went from MONEY MONEY MONEY to I AM THE ALL POWERFUL DICTATOR MONEY MONEY MONEY

[@psiplaysgames4178]

I love how the highest incarceration rate in the world ever is in the USA floating at around 1% while the world average isn't even half of that and my man here needs 3k cells to account for 100k population XDXDXD

[@andreiciul0472]

The prison mod you used had its own fences in paths section

[@gamingmoran9597]

Time to use that free labor

[@60sebastian77]

GIMME MORE THEY ARE BILLIONS also i saw your comment in RCE video glad to see u supporting him

[@NightshadeDt]

I kind of expect our best bet for that is hoping that Age of Darkness gets the polish and updates it needs to be a successor for TAB. I love the game, and I think it's the reason I found this channel in the first place- but Kibz kind of ran the gauntlet on what he could really do with the game. Don't get me wrong, I'd be thrilled to see another mini-series show up, but barring something huge in the modding community revitalizing that game I don't really see it happening.

[@DRGympanzee]

Keep up the good work man! Great editing and content! Keep it spicy bruh.

[@dragongaming479]

all you need is morgen freman to describe someones escape and you got a prison

[@deaddoglasagna8096]

Damn hes really just making Los Angeles now

[@larrykelbaughjr.1831]

Poopcatraz!!! LMAO!!!

[@pumkin_gamer4180]

what an intersting idea. i love it

[@gregorwhite5266]

Would you ever consider a little revisit of they are billions? Might be cool

[@SvendleBerries]

One of the things I love about Cities Skylines is the ability to drown/surround our populations with their own poop. Sure, thats probably not what the game developers had in mind when they were designing the game, but its too late for regrets :D

[@professorclapshot1106]

Now I'm not saying it would be impossible to hire staff to work in that prison. But they'd be the kind of people who really, really ENJOY working in a prison 😫

[@yogesh.a.k.a.sunnyjain]

you're funny dude!