I tried Assassin's Creed Mirage so you won't have to

[@theonlyzanny]

Setting & Stealth: 🔥 Combat & Story: 🤢

[@Thatotherguy1608]

Zany they fixed the Titanfall 2 servers, but we're still on hopeium for tf3

[@Praevalidum]

A reverse Valhalla than?

[@samuelhunter4631]

Ubisoft must've fired it's writers when they heard about ChatGPT

[@Sm344.]

Totally agree yet the combat was supposed to be more like the originals so no special moves and stuff. Overall probably a 8/10 for me.

[@Shrek_Has_Covid19]

HOW MANY BLUNTS CAN I SMOKE TODAY?

[@wobblywack5531]

basim convincing a kid to jump was the best writing in the game

[@Kumire_921]

Should've missed the cart like that dude in AC1, it was so funny

[@joppemin]

@@Kumire_921 was a Witcher 2 easter egg no?

[@centurionyt431]

@@joppemin No, first AC game when Altair and the others jump down a cliff face to get behind Robert in one of the first missions. The third guy in line to jump misses the haystack XD. "OOOOOOOOOOO, OOOOOOOOO MYYYYY LEGGGGGGG OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

[@jackattack1028]

that kid was hytham, his future aprentice

[@deidara3021]

@@jackattack1028 wholesome moment, ''oh shit is hytham from valhalla''

[@chismous]

Fun fact : It's called Assassins Creed Mirage because from a distance it looks like a good game

[@DKOIsoul]

From what I heard/seen, it's better than AC Odyssey so at least they got better lol. That was the last AC game I played and my god I still feel insulted as a gamer that they would release that in the same month as RDR2. Shame too because the world in AC odyssey was the most beautiful and interesting I've seen in a game but that was the only good thing about it lmao. But yeah seems like AC is just doomed at this point. Shame since I used to love the older games.

[@seifelminiawy5192]

lol

[@Ziiro11]

@@DKOIsoul I guess it comes down to preference then because I see a lot of hate for odyssey saying it’s not the same as og stealth which is correct it was better, parkour was decent definitely should’ve been better but in odyssey combat felt smooth, gear customization was the best it has still ever been, along with odyssey arguably having the most aesthetically pleasing world/art. Again it comes down to preference but anyone who says it’s the “worst” ac game or that “you were offended by it” clearly did not actually play it. Multiple people who started out hating it played it for 100+ hours and said it really wasn’t bad at all.

[@chismous]

@@DKOIsoul The last AC game I played was the second one. Everything that followed after that up to the latest release felt stale to me

[@chaser1735]

LMAOO you got me there

[@Ruuinx]

Asking Ubisoft to innovate is like asking a dog to do my taxes

[@averywhitaker3513]

If you gave me a bet between which would happen first, a dog doing taxes or ubisoft innovating, I would bet on the dog

[@quangthuyoan9576]

Your dog is better than that. Dont insult it

[@Veldazandtea]

Bark bark. Sniff. Done. You underestimate us dogs.

[@chaitanyarao5546]

My dog got me $50,000 in tax returns and got me solid deductible on my health insurance. Ubisoft on the other hand gave me cancer

[@jeroen3618]

A dog doing your taxes may at least give you some interesting results though

[@rutvikrana512]

"We will try again tomorrow." "That was 20 seconds" 😂😂😂

[@BisZwo]

many women can relate 😂

[@corpsepression]

6:30 the "flamethrower" is probably inspired by the medieval Greek fire which was an ancient flamethrower used by the byzantines, it is still to this day unknown how they actually did it

[@Nix-pj3fn]

still a dumbass idea which has absolutely no excuse. theyre not in greece. it wasn't used like a fucking handheld flamethrower. it wouldve burnt the guy using it and everything around them to ashes. its just fucking dumb.

[@DivineHellas]

Correct

[@icantread1058]

I mean it seems pretty easy just set alcohol on fire and make a self propelling vent for the flame to shoot out more alcohol and its a flamethrower

[@Charles-Smith]

i thought the same

[@Hell_O7]

@@icantread1058 The thing about greek fire is they apparently can't be put down by water. Apparently it's also liquid?

[@Gold_Stranger]

Remember how cool it felt to play as Ezio and be both an incredible combat powerhouse and a badass stealthy assassin with a good backstory? Yeah I miss those days.

[@hello7032]

Altair remembers…

[@eloquentsloth6080]

Play Ghost of Tsushima if you haven't already.

[@dulguunshallot1018]

​@@eloquentsloth6080is it on pc?

[@ThisisSigma200]

man ezio gets too much credit I wanna be altair again

[@CITYZEN50]

Wdym awesome combat? It's just counter spam nothing special and the stealth in ac2 and acb sucks, can't even throw smoke bombs and it's the most basic stealth I've ever seen

[@ramael3299]

The rebellion is extra funny when you remember that Assassin's Creed's (you know, the FIRST game from 2007) final basically had you sieging the Masyaf Castle and it actually looked like an assault on a castle. It's impressive how they managed to make a game worse in 16 years lol.

[@MorallyDubiousFrog]

Heck, even five years ago Odyssey had way bigger battle scenes.

[@DampKisseKatten]

Its Ubisoft, nothing suprises me anymore with their absolute incompetency

[@fuchsmichael93]

They´re just not trying anymore, apperantly enough People buy it anyways that it adds up if they save enough Time and Money by making a less than mediocre Game.

[@Veldazandtea]

Devs got lazy.

[@NodnarbSlaps]

The games actually alright y'all chill y'all ain't even played the shit 😂😂

[@natethegreat5120]

Zanny “Do you want some water 2:40 Roshan” No only cigarettes

[@RanarrDealer]

She sounds like the voice actor from the police captain in Arcane

[@ChrisHarmon1]

Pall mall no filter XXLs. I kept thinking I could smell her breath the entire game. During the fights I would succumb to her dragon smoke move.

[@CherryLipstick6x3]

​@@RanarrDealerThat is her

[@mafproductions5005]

@@RanarrDealer Because is the same actress, Sharon Aglasdhoo. She also played Avasaral in the Expanse, Admiral Raan In Mass Effect.

[@aryanahuja8394]

Why did I read that in Roshan voice

[@bizlychannelYT]

combat is good you just werent playing on hardest difficulty. it says in the guide book you have to cover your controller in olive oil and invert the controls for a truly challenging and satisfying experience. hope this helps.

[@Mr.Trumpwithadump]

😂

[@crilenine615]

Jokes aside, when playing in the hardest difficulty the enemies no longer get "killable" after only one parry, it's WAY better and combat against several guys become more challenging. It's pretty sad to only get an interesting gameplay by switching up difficulty but it's also sad to see ppl talk shit about "combat too easy wtf" when there's a simple solution to it.

[@johnboylan3832]

Don't give up your day job.

[@Mr_G_VGC]

more HP isnt the most interesting mechanic for good combat, especially if you have a limited movepool.@@crilenine615

[@jakubkahoun8383]

I almost choked on my saliva when i was reading this.

[@zXNateDoggXz]

that phase shift ability would've been cool for a futuristic assassin to use

[@Braindamagedpotato]

I love how the aninations are the exact same as those from Shadown of Mordor

[@mattc9598]

making new animations like, costs money and stuff@@Braindamagedpotato

[@Braindamagedpotato]

@@mattc9598 Its a game completely unrelated to shadow of mordor

[@mattc9598]

I was today years old that I learned that Shadow of Mordor wasn't a Ubisoft game... I thought they literally just reused the animations@@Braindamagedpotato

[@Braindamagedpotato]

@@mattc9598 It's suprising because after further investigation , the majority of combat seems to be ripped off of shadow of war but without the fluid movement

[@isencredo7039]

i really like watching these "so you don't have to" vids because they save me so much money

[@JuicyMullet801]

Truthful

[@onkar5404]

i just crack them

[@onkar5404]

so idk

[@MrJBleedge]

yes, let people decide for you

[@JuicyMullet801]

@@MrJBleedge so 👁 should buy a bad looking game to confirm it’s a bad game?

[@Antroz0n]

You know, after about a year/year and a half of watching your videos, I just realized something that I actually pretty enjoy: You present your honest criticisms in a comedic way so that it feels seamless. DON'T ask me why it took me so long though... >:|

[@OnionMan560]

Why

[@Antroz0n]

@@OnionMan560 I said NOT TO ASK ME! >:| (But to answer, it's because I have negative IQ).

[@vincentpeters7365]

@@Antroz0n Why do you have negativ IQ?

[@DPowered2]

I like how to a point they were like "hey lets go back to the basics" but feels like they all left the room and someone was like "Phase shifting would be cool plus some other stuff!"

[@Leejjon]

Phase shifting and flamethrowers definitely.

[@unfortunately_fortunate2000]

I got absolutely nerd raged at by a fan boy for pointing out that the explanation for basim's chain assassination being that he is a reincarnation of Loki wasn't only completely ungrounded and more sci-fi bs that doesn't fit well but also only makes old school fans (whom this game was marketed to) not want anything to do with it. the sci-fi parts of these games has always been a little off-putting imo but the last 3, Odyssey, Valhalla and Mirage have all handled it so poorly I just cannot suspend my disbelief the majority of the time.

[@Mazaco_The_Snake]

@@unfortunately_fortunate2000lol I’m one of those but I usually just simplifying to Ubisoft lied to their fans again

[@ufm123]

womp womp an optional teleporting feature ruins the whole game because its not the old assassins creed experience that ubisoft promised us😢😢😢👿👿👿 im so madd!!! 😭😭😭🤬🤬

[@DPowered2]

@@ufm123 no one is mad, i was just pointing out the contradiction of saying we are going back to form then not going back to form

[@sfx2627]

10:30 When released, prisoners can be afraid of the unstructured world outside, so they conduct a minor crime just to get back into prison. This one went right back in. Very realistic game right there.

[@joss8828]

They really be thinking about everything arent they

[@rhiannonhahn]

I'm impressed Zanny was able to use his eagle to tag enemies instead of having it instantly rendered useless by a marksman on a faraway tower that would require working one's way through the whole fortress to get to, rendering the eagle obsolete in an attempt to regain the ability to use it

[@soul2186]

I personally liked this made me feel like I had to do more “risks” than a layed out plan. And I’d have to make the plan while in the middle of enemy lines. Especially in this game where it feels like there’s only 2 full new routes do for each place

[@huskycruxes7232]

I know this is half a year old. But I want you to know I just finished my first blind run of this game on perfect sync without dying a single time. I can remember maybe four locations max where there were marksmen that shot down the eagle.

[@HeisenbergFam]

"ah yes, EDP skill tree" never thought Assasins Creed would pay tribute to predators, yet here we are

[@samuelyancy7323]

That joint took me out lmaaoooo

[@PhoenixAscension554]

I SEE YOU EVERYWHE- 🤓 no.

[@TrustySquire]

Unity is actually in my top 3 AC games. Granted I got it like 3 years after they fixed everything so it was a great experience the whole way through for me.

[@LOCATIONREDACTED]

That was the ultimate assassin experience.

[@AM-ud3fb]

@@LOCATIONREDACTED totally true

[@bar-elch7809]

I played it on release and I never had glaring bugs and glitches. I think the negative reaction it got was completely overblown

[@Portal2142]

@@bar-elch7809Same. I saw clips people were posting and couldn’t understand how I hadn’t had a single one of those things happen. It seemed really polished to me despite my game’s performance dipping below 30- 35 now and then due to playing on a slightly older rig for the time.

[@insiderinfo8382]

Same here. Day 1. No glitches. Loved the co-op possibility. Parkouring was great. And Rogue made Unity tie in nicely with an indirect connection to Desmond’s story.

[@LoremasterGarcia]

"Going back to it's origins" Proceeds to add teleport attacks

[@Boogieman618]

AC fans: “I want AC to go back to its roots” When Ubisoft clearly does that: “yeah the parkour and stealth are good, b-but the combat” As an AC fan myself this community is full of people who don’t know what they want and bash Ubisoft on EVERYTHING they do even if they improved. I know Mirage is not the most perfect game but the complaints that y’all give can be easily said with so many classic AC games.

[@rickycool6083]

We know what we want, it's people like you who like to suck off Ubisoft for mediocrity. The game is objectively bad, people asked for an old-school AC, guess what dialogues AND combat AND weapons were way better in old games. When people ask make a old school game they are not asking for a bad game. Always feels downright weird to see people defend a multimillion-dollar soulless corporation only making games as an excuse to make money with no creativity or innovation whatsoever instead of fellow gamers who want a complete well-made experience. @@Boogieman618

[@CaptainRockoBD]

@@Boogieman618bro.. the combat in the old AC games was fun… there’s a reason that AC/Arkham style combat was so fun. But even better th encombat from before AC3 was even BETTER… the new combat is BORING… we know what we want. The only good game they be recently made was Valhalla…. And that’s cause of the story… the rest? Ugh ew so boring i couldn’t finish even half of the game. Hell they made unity, which was amazing although buggy at first, then syndacite, then said fuck it let’s change the entire genre of our franchise and completely rework the gameplay and type of game you’re playing! Wanna be an assassin? Too bad you can be a brute Viking ! Or a Greek soldier!!

[@Boogieman618]

@@rickycool6083 I never said that Mirage was a good game. You’re just assuming that because y’all can’t take accountability. If y’all actually knew what y’all wanted y’all would’ve realized that Ubisoft “going back to its roots” is fucking retarded. It doesn’t take that much brain capacity to realize that part of the reason why AC games are subpar now is because of the stupid ass fanbase who all want different things and get mad when Ubisoft doesn’t go their direction.

[@Boogieman618]

@@CaptainRockoBD and that’s fine to think that, but the problem with a lot of peoples arguments against the game is that it can be said with many of the classic AC games too. They complain about the combat not having combos, AC 2 and Brotherhood debatably had even LESS combos and had more of a one hit wonder combat system like Mirage. They complain about how many bugs there are, Black Flag also had a shit ton of bugs that Ubisoft didn’t fix but the fans ignored them. It gets to the point where AC fans might deadass be worse than Bethesda fans in terms of validating something they don’t want.

[@noahsteiner2824]

Bro, absolutely got me with the "its a better more interesting parcor experience" *fall of ledge* 😂😂😂😂

[@LunamPuer]

"Bro can phase shift cuz he is faster than the Animus can track." You telling me that homeboy is faster than the processing/rendering power of the most advanced, expensive piece of technology that exists in the Assassin's Creed universe? That's some Baki Hanma level writing right there.

[@aca347]

just gotta turn off your brain whenever they try to explain something with "cuz animus" you just know it's gonna be a bullshit excuse

[@Boogieman618]

@@aca347I mean they did the same thing with Altair and him not getting hit but y’all weren’t bitching back then🤷‍♂️🤷‍♂️

[@aca347]

@@Boogieman618 that's cuz the first 3 AC games were based and impervious to all criticism. I could not bitch even if I wanted to since the sheer quality of those games would magically stitch my lips together. however since the rest of the AC games were TRASH (except black flag) I'm allowed to vent my frustrations with them

[@bacon8686]

​@@aca347lol alright, so youre telling me patched unity, ac3, brotherhood, revelations all are trash? Tell me youve never played an ac game other than 1, 2 and black flag

[@aca347]

@@bacon8686 I played unity. probably the most glitchy AC. Revelations was fine. AC3 took ages to start being fun. AC1 and AC2 were incredibly innovative and unique games when they came out. I'd just climb around and assassinate random guards for fun. Today AC games throws you an endless open world full of mind-numbing repetitive content. Main missions are full of boring trailing missions where NPCs move at the speed of turtles. Even the stories suck. Altair's and Ezio's stories were great so they kept doing the same thing over and over. Either your mentor turns insane and assassins start infighting or a templar kills your loved ones so you go full revenge. Same thing over and over again. The only thing I appreciated was when they tried to revamp the whole combat system but I was already burned out on AC games by then. Also the AC games are just WAY TOO EASY. You don't need to sneak or use all those fancy gadgets most of the time. At this day and age if you actually wanna play a good AC-style game, just play Shadow of Mordor instead. They did AC better than AC and nobody managed to top them.

[@BuiHieuDong]

Huge props to Zanny for sacrificing his sanity for these gameplays for us to see.

[@dominostar1442]

The game is good

[@astranix0198]

There was something to sacrifice in the first place?

[@kytwb4252]

​@@dominostar1442people are bound to hate something no matter what

[@DaveOh]

@@kytwb4252 wtf do u mean no matter what it looks like a 2012 AC game

[@floop953]

​@@dominostar1442the game is okay, but I wouldn't say its good, it's just... okay

[@silverfish012]

I love how beautiful this game looks. And I see why it’s called Mirage now.

[@Unknown-gq4qg]

​@RickJoystickcause it only looks good

[@FoxySpartan117]

Ubisoft gonna need a skin graft for these Mirage burns.

[@mont9150]

the master needs my juicy water

[@IskenderCaglarM41B441]

@@Unknown-gq4qg can be said for almost every ubisoft game then

[@meedogh9378]

@RickJoystick I think Hogwarts Legacy has good things but it never actually utilizes them. This just has nothing.

[@117twarner]

The EDP skill tree made me spit my drink

[@metalpickles1507]

Zanny loves filling us to the brim with content until our back blows out

[@santi7951]

???

[@nothisispatrick5691]

?

[@jonbaxter2254]

Don't threaten me with a good time.

[@rohanghose8707]

I’m gonna have to start reporting these comments man, I hate them so much

[@overheatedeskim054]

If only you knew just how gay that statement is

[@LordAldymon]

Zanny playing Assassin's Creed again I USED TO PRAY FOR TIMES LIKE THIS

[@PhoenixAscension554]

Zanny has the ideal youtube lifestyle, just uploading whatever you want whenever the heck you want and getting lots of views. and manages to be hilarious throughout it.

[@Levi-tm4gl]

Wow, just finished the story and I have killed maybe 6 enemies in total in hand to hand combat because I always just go the stealth route and run away when i'm found and this guy is just slaughtering hordes of enemies.

[@tilissocoollike]

Ubisoft never fails to disappoint

[@TylerEubank]

Wb ghost recon

[@buki0141]

Man if i was ubisoft id just get on twitter and cuss all yall mothers out bc theres no way to make yall happy 😂😂😂😂

[@tilissocoollike]

what other company releases 16 fucking unfinished games a year, that's just @@buki0141 ridiculous

[@nixad4248]

@@buki0141exactly my words man,they all expect some game to be perfect like ac 2 but the truth is that only once in 20 years you can make perfect game,not every day like wtf

[@buki0141]

@@nixad4248 man the truth is even the original games arent perfect i played the remastered versions they all trash. I like the new games way more especially mirage they fr cooked with this one. I just think we was kids back then and life was better overall its not the games

[@Aldie08]

11:36 - still hits like a truck every time, I'm glad it's not just me who misses Black Flag 😭

[@Electrifize]

Back when people used to call it Pirate's Creed 😂

[@jxliusez6543]

Does anybody know the movie of the used soundtrack?

[@pulletbroof4566]

loved it tho

[@pranav.1697]

​@@jxliusez6543parting glass

[@ivi_lDgaming]

Whoever make those location names, need a raise

[@dannyboylan5926]

Brooo! I'm dying laughing at him riding through the desert and saying "well,well,well, half a beach" OMFG lol.

[@zioming]

10:35 That reminds me of stealing cars in GTA IV, where, if you didn't drive away immediately, some owners would grab the door handle and rag-doll by the speeding car for a couple seconds.

[@Myazini]

Zanny taking another one for the team by playing this, kudos, man, as usual, bless your heart.

[@Doomin-c2m]

6:30 Small fun fact: flamethrowers actually existed in this time period, especially the Eastern Roman Empire is known for having left detailed documents of specialist soldiers who used flamethrowers and wore fire-resistant armour. After all, for a flame thrower, all you really need is fire and oil

[@anmolagrawal5358]

I gotta say, your humour got me good and there are not many times when I find these kind of videos funny. That "Yaaargh.." while killing enemies. It was so playful, liked that xD

[@Stalennin]

"Ah, we're a secretive cabal of assassins. Lets mark ourselves as such by cutting off a finger. Nobody will ever think of using that to identify us as members"

[@azzor4134]

Rule of cool.

[@flapjack6828]

In the original games, they did that so that they could use the hidden blade. It's explained by DaVinci in AC2.

[@jeremyturner6815]

DaVinci a real one fr

[@Felnal]

Funnily enough, Altair had that exact line of thought when he modified the Hidden Blade so no one had to cut their finger anymore. What's even funnier is realizing that the whole cutting off the finger deal could have been avoided entirely if the Assassins/Hidden Ones had just worn the Hidden Blades properly in the first place.

[@contemplatingrain2380]

Funnily enough, lore wise, the phase shift assassination works. Unfortunately, Odyssey scarred us all.

[@zamboozled322]

I think the reason I heard was something along the lines of "basim was so fast that the animus couldn't keep up." Is this it, or did you have a different reason?

[@thegamingking1972]

​@@zamboozled322yea yea animus couldn't keep up with him, I read it on twitter

[@theonlyzanny]

The lore explanation is pretty dope actually

[@untalk99]

@@theonlyzannyu can do more finishers if u kill them with a heavy attack and the ending is pretty cool

[@btchiaintkidding7837]

doesnt matter cuz it looks cool af when you do it midair, also it is completely optional it looks so sick it reminds me of Dishonored's ability . it is like a mix of Daud's ability Blink/teleport and Bend Time/Timestop . but on autoplay and on baby mode

[@eggsack806]

So far the best thing I’ve seen is the fact that they FINALLY gave Altair’s robes physics lol

[@maszkalman3676]

latir's robes has physics since the first game after that thexy forgot it for a time and i know unity has clothes physics which is 9 years old now . Since i still play that one.

[@eggsack806]

@@maszkalman3676 I forgot they even had physics in unity lol guess I was so used to all the other games having the robes glued to everyone’s legs lol that was 6 whole games before they realized something was off about that outfit lol

[@maszkalman3676]

@@eggsack806 yeah watch videos of the robes and the other main character clothes in unity... i curently use the edward kenway outfit the thing that are dangling on it are moving not the smoothest but it's jsut basically a plus outfit but still have physics..

[@domagojsertic8697]

It's glued to his legs in unity as well@@maszkalman3676

[@pettybee3860]

The graphics, animation and design of Assassin's Creed from the late 2000s and early 2010s was better than anything that was created in Mirage which was created in 2023. Insane

[@curiousconsultant7922]

I was laughing hard when Basim was tallking a kid into jumping off a tower and you where losing it. The MK XRay was the killing blow

[@adamwebb5195]

Hi Zanny this was meant to be a DLC for AC Vahalla and changed after 6 months of development so alot of the same mechanics are from that game UI etc and why there are less weapons as it was meant to be a dlc. Great video tho😁

[@dignusdingus3709]

Yeah the context behind it's development is very important.

[@christianarroyo2056]

Still paid 50 bucks for it though.

[@friendlyplayer92]

Ah so thats the lore behind AC as a series😅

[@alimran7055]

I'm so glad you made this video. It is near impossible to criticize on how shit the combat is in this game and how clunky the running/parkour looks without being ganged upon in socials. Everyone is so hyped on how it's going back to its roots.

[@Boogieman618]

People are now realizing the bullshit that the hardcore fans want Because when the hardcore AC fans say “AC should go back to its roots” and they listen, the fans are still unsatisfied. At this point It convinces me that no matter how good of an AC game Ubisoft makes, the fans will still find a way to hate on the game. It could literally be as good as Baldurs Gate 3 and they’ll still be dissatisfied.

[@sebastianherrera6514]

@@Boogieman618the most real shit I’ve seen all day

[@imdoinyourmomforgood]

@@Boogieman618I haven’t played any AC instalments since AC3. Was excited to try this out when Ubisoft marketed Mirage as going back to their roots and try it I did. Nothing anybody say can ever convince me this game is similar to their “roots”. It is a poorly designed game that is an insult to fans who loved them for what they started out as

[@antoniobrown247]

​@@Boogieman618this game is nowhere near the originals😂😭 bruh you don't even know what you're talking about.

[@Boogieman618]

@@antoniobrown247 ok let’s see. Mirage: very stealth heavy like the older games Has a one hit wonder combat system like the older games Smaller scaled world like the older games Has “janky” parkour like the older games(except for maybe brotherhood/revelations) I could go on but it would be WAY too long.

[@MrFalcon58199]

I laughed my ass of for that "WHO'S NEXT?" *dies* "Ah it was me"

[@xNighttx]

I’ll be 100% honest I’ve not laughed from a video in a long time and all the jokes just hit differently in this thank you zanny

[@yipperdeyip]

AAAAHHHHH WHO'S NEXT!?

[@drballsballsballs]

naked anime girl

[@michaellagasse-micondecken6751]

She looked better in the menu 🤣🤣

[@LeoArmada]

I appreciate Zanny for sacrificing himself by playing these games, so that we dont have to suffer.

[@thegreatacolyt1277]

It's always the same title

[@the_cowpoke]

This game is actually good he's just exaggerating

[@Jarjar2270]

I made the mistake of buying this game (its actually pretty fun besides the clunky parkour)

[@thegamingking1972]

Mirage ain't as bad as that atoricty valhalla

[@thegamingking1972]

​@NickReilly-iv6jgdude it is quite good, the city feels so lively and detailed, the parkour is smooth asf, yeah the combat is quite bad. I think it's an 8 out of 10,much better than valhalla at the very least

[@Caspeaon]

I knew that when IGN said it was challenging, this would be the easiest game yet created by Ubisoft

[@francescofioroni70]

Not easy at all. At my first attent I died immediately lol. It depends the way you play, if you want to have fun and not just be funny for youtube video, like using gadgets while in combat in open field when everyone attacks from all sides and different type of enemies especially with spear is suuuuuper challenging and satisfing

[@ThePloingusMan]

​@@francescofioroni70 so you have to play in a difficult way to make it difficult?

[@ZahratKabira]

​@@ThePloingusMan high difficult has enemys with mroe health so it's worst (how he played). Normal is okay, just have fun while combat. Do you only parry in other games? Combination with your tools, strong attacks ecc

[@JTaylor2K]

On harder difficulties it is actually challenging, unless you spam smoke bombs which let you assassinate everyone in the smoke

[@user-zp8kj2cl9g]

If you play on easy, that is.

[@masongregory2]

With it being a year after release and it being now $30. I can honestly say it’s not a bad purchase now. I’m actually kinda enjoying it.

[@shamimaizatasrak8877]

I wish zanny showed more on the tools that can be used in different ways to help with your stealth. It was to most enjoyable feature imo. But great vid as always!!

[@maszkalman3676]

even those "upgrades" are ret@rded since whow the fuck is the same category to have a longer range throwing knife or you can have 6 even shit games has categories you can choose from and quantity and range aren't in the same category ever...

[@96lol820]

That was almost coherent

[@svahn1]

12:40 the raids in AC Valhalla were pretty good, at least they captured the feel of raiding a fortress. How did they manage to make it so much worse lmao

[@domagojsertic8697]

Not the same Ubisoft studio, this is a game by a much smaller studio inside Ubisoft. And honestly, it's way better than valhalla as an AC game

[@jepuftw2200]

@@domagojsertic8697 because of braindead takes like this we got this small ass shit game

[@richardsantosgarcia8972]

@@domagojsertic8697 If this is what way better looks like, then oof XD.

[@domagojsertic8697]

@@richardsantosgarcia8972 i said its a way better AC game, not a way better gsme overall

[@richardsantosgarcia8972]

@@domagojsertic8697 Fair enough indeed

[@krillin2699]

I’ve been having a lot of fun with this game actually. Also, quick tip, you get more finishers if you finish the enemies off with an attack instead of a counter lol

[@ViewtifulVideos]

I still need to unlock more tools but I've been enjoying the game too kzbin.infoGnF0zAVpR5A

[@ricotitama]

it's been such a long time since I had a blast laughing out till I couldn't breathe from a youtube video. Thanks man!

[@Brother_O4TS]

6:27 I mean, Greek fire existed back then, but I doubt it was like this, lol Edit: Just looked deeper and AC Mirage is set in ninth century Baghdad while Greek fire was invented 672 AD by the Byzantine Empire. So its safe to say it exists, but it was never used like this, it was used in naval warfare. They didn't have medieval Firebats back then

[@LostChrisB]

Arkham, YES! Can’t wait, can’t wait for Zanny to do the challenge maps and try to do a hundred hit combo and go ballistic when you hit the wrong guy who blocks and breaks your rhythm. Been thinking about that for months.

[@blythepineda9929]

8:15 "Skywalker's in trouble! Sebulba takes the lead!" What is going on out there?

[@SnackPack913]

The “Who’s next!?” Part was hilarious

[@EnclaveSergeantArchDornan]

"I'M READY! HOW 'BOUT YOU?"

[@Awoken0]

Basim is like a kid asking his crush out to prom when he assassinates someone from the front, like he's unsure if he should do it or not lmao

[@Nozzen-ny1vx]

And so f*cking slow, it seems like the guard could've reacted in so many different ways in that time lol

[@Doppelier]

This video is unironically better than the actual game, and it didn't cost me $50. That's a win in my book.

[@BlogColombianfan]

"There is a templar fish out there, shooting up schools." This has to be one of my favorite lines in any game review video ever.

[@matin2825]

Fr

[@kkkkaue]

Fr

[@NUSensei]

This is spot-on. Can people enjoy the game? Sure. But objectively, the mechanics are way too simple. You can't seriously enjoy the combat when there literally just two attack animations.

[@crucibledaily4145]

The positive feedback it's received on X is unreal. Gamers who are so hollowed out that the most simple interactions bring them joy. The combat is the most mind numbing concept i've ever seen meanwhile other Ubi games like for Honor are begging to keep their funding. Make it make sense.

[@Hi_LikeToGame]

That's the plan make crap games so mid games are celebrated and when actual good games come out (elden ring, tears of the kingdom, and the end one I forgot the name of( they say don't raise expectations. I want to be a game dev but honestly if Im forced to make a money spending simulator then I would rather make an indi game that isn't a mascot horror

[@KAiROS_717]

Go watch RadBrad.... I like the guy... super chilled... But has no backbone to actually critique the game... then read all of his followers comments, then I see everyone there is this hollow you are referring to... This is the world atm... people either numb or completely triggered...

[@SneedFeedAndSeed]

what the fuck is an x??

[@randomfella1131]

Me when people like a game that I don’t like: 🤬🤬🤬🤬

[@LegDayLas]

Don't call it X. It's still called Twitter, or X-Twitter. X is far to vague, especially when Elon is out there naming everything under the SON (Get it...) X.

[@pgqiajj]

5:29 "for BALAM", the superior AC game this year

[@user-zp8kj2cl9g]

Zanny is the kind of guy that laughs when he hears the word Homoerectus. My man is simple minded. P.S: Remember that Zanny plays Destiny 2 and For Honor unironically, and actually enjoys them... So take his opinions on games with a huge grain of salt.

[@SpamSide_B]

Hehe Homoerectus

[@flexlikeme]

he's one of us

[@eventhorizon69]

Hehehehehehe homo and erectus hahhahahah

[@mr.picklethanos7340]

A true man of culture.

[@theonlyzanny]

my tastes are more refined than that 🤌

[@UnveiledSafe8]

I actually love the open world rpg series

[@talmankk564]

same

[@zicuvalentin2251]

ODYSSEY BEST GAME EVEEER MADE 😂😂😂...3000h

[@TsukiRaiki]

cant lie i played so much odyssey, that world was so addicting and i still havent finished the whole story/dlcs. taking my time @@zicuvalentin2251

[@karmasauce6288]

Me too

[@unhommequicourt]

did you play the first AC trilogy with Ezio?

[@jordeus8822]

It's time to put the franchise to rest

[@orewaren8549]

@MACizeranah the story should have died after ac valhalla, THE ONLY good ac game lol

[@splx7632]

@@orewaren8549 🤡

[@D-FENS33]

@@orewaren8549nice bait

[@jamesnewham7125]

The franchise and the company need to be put down

[@jordeus8822]

@MACizera If we did it then , we wouldn't have black flag

[@lonelybot2562]

I can feel the mirage flowing and gushing inside of me

[@RodrigoZerpa-d4o]

Pause

[@DemolitionCanister]

🫥

[@AchillesOnYT]

Ayo?🧐📸

[@sixtyfourpercent749]

👀

[@isodoubIet]

Might want to get that checked out

[@keeganbate8935]

Haven't had so much fun playing an Assassin's Creed game since I lasted entered the DOME OF THE ASS

[@oliviawillis4169]

Played Valhalla at all?

[@1405dic]

@@oliviawillis4169i dropped after 3 hours. Did i miss sthg good? Played thru origins and half of odyssey.

[@kenpachistory_maker06]

In my opinion the combat in Assassin’s Creed Syndicate is the most satisfying

[@tomgates2896]

8:03 that NPC went like "must have been the wind"

[@BlackHermit]

The Oblivion music at 12:34 was spot-on! The enemies are just so rebellious!

[@karrde5566]

2:32 straight thought those were drones at first and "do u need some water" LMAO im dying

[@oskyys6853]

It’s crazy the combat in Valhalla is amazing and their thought process is “let’s take back all our development”

[@Ishid_Anfardedd]

2:50 Assassins Creed Wakanda confirmed

[@O.C.P_officer77]

5:15 by far the funniest little skit I’ve seen all week😂 I’m just imagining you reflecting your purchase mid way of playing the game…I’ve unfortunately have been in the same situation…

[@tonileppiniemi690]

2:50 Damn. He really found it. The mirage.

[@kokroughtoss1257]

9:04 Love this joke. Ages like fine wine.

[@jacktheripper5112]

Fun fact There are some weapons and armor related to rostam , Its a persian epic from shahnameh and its about rostams trails and some other very cool stories you guys should read it

[@RayBetterThanEvilCanival]

2:15 “Are you ready to leave your life behind?” Are you ready to quit smoking 5 packs of cigarettes a day?

[@parpie2422]

I think the Problem is that Basim's story is dealing with political espionage outside of an official military zone. It is a stealth setting with him trying to avoid damage. Accordingly we can say stealth and parkour. However, the Golden Age of Baghdad should have a lot of stories to tell, thus being able to implement a lot of them in the game. Marc-Alexis Côté said “It is a smaller Assassin's Creed project,” to celebrate the 15th anniversary. $50 for the standard edition reflects the scale of the project. It was already announced that is around 20 hours playtime. They have said that they will continue to develop the Ubisoft Anvil, but that has yet to be proven.

[@shira_yone]

I wouldn't get this even _if_ it was $30

[@AngryBiscuit09]

@@shira_yone the fact is that the best innovation they did was in ac valhalla...perfect viking game...bad ac game...they just need to find balance

[@shira_yone]

@@AngryBiscuit09 no innovation there, they found the right balance years ago with Black Flag; the best pirate game with a compelling Assassin ideology laced story.

[@lukethelegend9705]

@@parpie2422 happy to report they’re redoing it with shadows

[@jaysharp5654]

crazy how assassins creed was one of the games that started the parkour trend in games and now theyre so behind its not like they actually improved the parkour in a previous entry or something

[@FireSignd]

13:05 I mean, Zanny... you can't really be mad at the game if you just have no idea who the historical figures in the region/at the time are... because they do exist in the game. :D

[@theonlyzanny]

true 😅

[@noobgamersland6969]

11:10 in baghdad, we don't commit suicide, we relish suicide

[@TheGhettoGinger]

When you said "I don't know what's happening" that made me chuckle. It's honestly how I feel about the entire franchise after Black Flag. That said, I still put 100 hours into Valhalla lol

[@ethanfuego9648]

Valhalla is genuinely fun af tho

[@espy0008]

I cant believe this is the followup to Assassins Creed Valhalla.

[@leandrofg04]

The worst part of the game has to be how the npcs stand still and watch you dead in the eye as you stab them. And the whole animation never changes.. bruh

[@ncpsteve123]

There’s two new assassination animations and half of them are from Valhalla and don’t make sense cos eivor wore her blade on the outside

[@oliversawyer8858]

There’s only so much they can do with the Valhalla engine buddy. This whole game was just a test to see if people still liked the old ac formula, but it appears not.

[@mariosblago94]

clearly AC returning to its roots... that's exactly how the "amazing combat" of the original games was.

[@7AO996]

@@mariosblago94add a variety of new animations. the combat can be similiar to ac 3 or smth cause it felt fun

[@shoobydoobydoooo]

The 'half a beach' callback for a split second had me cackling, good stuff man!

[@syncrow1268]

I'm not even 5 minutes into the video and the first NPC is getting yeeted by the holy power of Ubicode. Amazing

[@proe5566]

this game feels like its undone, like they had more planned but then just didn't

[@Ethandreee]

I definitely enjoyed the stealth of this game. Especially when you can't just bring Enkidu (the eagle) right into the center of a high level compound cuz he gets shot at. You kinda have to go in blind until you take out the marksman. Story-wise? Meh, it is connected to AC Valhalla so the ending was kinda expected.

[@Conqueror25]

You are not blind. You have so many tools + eagle vision+ assasin focus. This game is damn easy I'd wager

[@aisehel140]

​@@Conqueror25so spamming parry on the other AC games was harder right ?

[@maszkalman3676]

@@aisehel140 you still had to time it andlook at the enemy what are they doing and was eaier to fuck up unlike this shłt you jsut need to watch them flashing like a warning light and presws a button not even directions like on old games kill chains

[@AtomicZamurai]

​@@maszkalman3676I think it has been a long time you've not played an ac games, black flag, one, two, brotherhood, unity, etc all had shity fightings

[@maszkalman3676]

@@AtomicZamurai I paly unity to this day and unity has a fencing style fighting system you can't just block and kill try it out before you speak absolute garbage the only thing you cna do after a succesfull parry is reataliation when you basically get a critical hit on the enemy if they don't block it, the only one hit kill is if there is an opening and you stab/cut them in the neck

[@garrettross3560]

13:25 don't try and discourage people from liking the video with that kind of threat Zanny XD

[@miketacos9034]

I absolutely love how the first AC already had excellent parkour. And then…

[@MrBombaclout]

The first ac game did not have excellent parkour😭😭

[@obscurit_y4536]

Bro hasn’t played the first assassins creed

[@HolyMolyOllyPolly]

Regarding flamethrowers, the Byzantines/Eastern Romans had "Greek fire" ships that had large flamethrowers mounted on their bows that were used from as early as 672 AD and would secure them multiple key naval victories. But the compact hand-held flamethrower on that one guy definitely looks like pure fiction.

[@JBatGaming2]

Yes! So excited for Zanny to play Arkham. City and Knight are my favorite games ever and I look forward to seeing him do them

[@EredinEdgelordOfTheWildHunt]

Origins

[@mightyc2060]

1:02 Black Flag playthrough when? In all seriousness I would love to see Zanny play Black Flag, especially with the news of a remake for it now in the works.

[@joshums5800]

Honestly feels like the first game as far as combat in a way. Love the different approaches too. Ngl ending surprised me a bit. It’s a nice touch having it take some time to get away from the guards

[@grassmeade185]

wtf does this comment even mean... Seems like this game was made for people with your level of intellect.👍

[@zacharybrown8054]

@@grassmeade185 lmao the comment wasn't that hard to read. Maybe try using your brain a bit? I understand that can be difficult but just try

[@victorsenai3803]

Copium

[@pradiptapriya7546]

I refuse to believe that this is not a 2012 game.

[@austincummings2968]

I like that basim phase ability is the same aesthetic as the original Apple of eden attacks in AC2

[@brianrogers8344]

Honestly I would love to see you play through Black Flag or Shadow of Mordor.

[@rapidtrap787]

love how consistent they are with there gameplay.

[@samarthmassey6296]

consistently bad

[@EraserTraceur]

I love how every game has the exact same acting and pacing and camera angles and everything. The writing and acting mocap actors are cringe af..... They probably think theyre all Robin Williams and meryl Streeps....

[@aurelia8028]

their*

[@aurelia8028]

@@samarthmassey6296 just like your profile pic 🤢🤮

[@MitchellJBrown]

2:41 "well well well, half a beach." the reference to old BF2 content debates sends me back to 2020 man